Episode 229 - Cody Takes a Lie Detector Test

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  • čas přidán 1. 03. 2022
  • Saturdays are back! This week Cody and Noel discuss the ongoing war in Ukraine, joke about their recent trip to an animal farm, and dive deep into Kanye’s release of Donda 2.
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Komentáře • 743

  • @julie91295
    @julie91295 Před 2 lety +923

    The level of Cody as a people pleaser is so extreme that if the situation calls for it, he would literally stick his arm up a cow's ass... Not bc he wants to... bc he felt like he should or else it would be rude LMAOOOO I cannot

    • @erin1912
      @erin1912 Před 2 lety +47

      we canadians don’t like disappointing people lol

    • @dachanel2076
      @dachanel2076 Před 2 lety +15

      He's Canadian, duh

  • @Ale-uk5vz
    @Ale-uk5vz Před 2 lety +2047

    THEY REALLY DID THE KICK IN THE BALLS LIE DETECTOR LMAO

    • @kike6359
      @kike6359 Před 2 lety +16

      LMAO THEY REALLY DID THE KICK IN THE BALLS LIE DETECTOR LAMO LMAO

    • @lanadelslay69
      @lanadelslay69 Před 2 lety +13

      @@kike6359 u good

    • @SydneyKong
      @SydneyKong Před 2 lety +2

      LMAOOOO

    • @josephgoldberg2392
      @josephgoldberg2392 Před 2 lety +16

      They follow through on so many bits! It’s crazy!

    • @withcharlie6059
      @withcharlie6059 Před 2 lety +11

      I didn't know a kick in the balls lie detector was so common its already labeled "the" kick in the balls lie detector

  • @quoopsie
    @quoopsie Před 2 lety +1949

    this podcast becomes more and more of a fever dream every episode

  • @erthrise8974
    @erthrise8974 Před 2 lety +1765

    Everyone talking about the ball kicker test but no one’s gonna say how fkin awesome the new ad was

    • @josiesenneff3600
      @josiesenneff3600 Před 2 lety +13

      I’m sorry, I have to…
      Ad***

    • @erthrise8974
      @erthrise8974 Před 2 lety +4

      @@josiesenneff3600 pls forgive

    • @josiesenneff3600
      @josiesenneff3600 Před 2 lety +5

      @@erthrise8974 I forgive you, young one 🙏🙏 But you have much to learn.

    • @islabee94
      @islabee94 Před 2 lety +2

      Yes! That was fucking fire

    • @MrIplaybaseball
      @MrIplaybaseball Před 2 lety +4

      They got Candice, Ligma, and Among Us all in one

  • @Riff_III
    @Riff_III Před 2 lety +1340

    a tmg cold open is unmatched

  • @Nat-Turkevich
    @Nat-Turkevich Před 2 lety +1890

    Starting to think Cody is a pathological liar… the boot is never wrong

  • @ilytwon
    @ilytwon Před 2 lety +333

    Noel: “I just came”
    Cody: “Hey guys let’s take a second to thank the sponsor of todays episode. Seat Geek!”

  • @loganmoody6957
    @loganmoody6957 Před 2 lety +828

    they should’ve used the blowfish gag sound over cody grunting while getting kicked in the balls 😂

  • @liberty6140
    @liberty6140 Před 2 lety +743

    Petition for the release of this “secret” fear facing video that Cody and Noel don’t want to upload

    • @doofwarrior5116
      @doofwarrior5116 Před 2 lety +59

      It’s not that they don’t wanna upload it they prob don’t own the footage or some shit like that, sounds like they were shooting something for another company or something. I rlly hope whatever it is gets released still

  • @nicholasfonseca3524
    @nicholasfonseca3524 Před 2 lety +269

    “Yea I just came” HEY GUYS WE WANNA TAKE A QUICK BRAKE

  • @togu_mak245
    @togu_mak245 Před 2 lety +293

    They went from ball bustin' to cow fisting to the war in ukraine

    • @marcusash7
      @marcusash7 Před 2 lety +3

      That’s the banter we tryna hear 👂 Im glad Noel got the ankles out too

    • @marcusash7
      @marcusash7 Před 2 lety

      @Manuela Montuori bro whats good? def not steez, I said no paparazzi

  • @ab-vl1rq
    @ab-vl1rq Před 2 lety +472

    Especially with the lie detecor bit, it's so cool to see how TMG has evolved into a show/production, yet is still as funny and authentic as it was 3+ years ago

  • @nonkers
    @nonkers Před 2 lety +238

    Noel looking in the mirror: “damn I’m glowing” while being enveloped in an insane amount of light from a nuke

  • @mimi__18773
    @mimi__18773 Před 2 lety +412

    Cody sounded like he was getting pegged

    • @BriceBeak
      @BriceBeak Před 2 lety +22

      He borderline was getting pegged

    • @zxs4113
      @zxs4113 Před 2 lety +6

      Like the cow?

    • @drmario30
      @drmario30 Před 2 lety +12

      dude getting pegged is honestly the best 👌🏼

  • @wendybijellberg
    @wendybijellberg Před 2 lety +302

    listening to this podcast while cooking breakfast was the worst decision i've ever made 🤩🤩🤩

  • @lucky950
    @lucky950 Před 2 lety +165

    Noel: wears carhartt almost every episode
    Also Noel: gags at palpating cows

    • @zukoHD
      @zukoHD Před 2 lety +7

      in california wearing carhartt really just means ur prob from somewhere in-between lompoc and simi valley. and you prob fucked at least one horse girl. nothing else can be assumed really. Oh wait and you probably partake in dip to at least a social level. just what i remember from my highschool experience.

    • @zukoHD
      @zukoHD Před 2 lety +7

      but noels canadian so idk, its prob just a canadian thing eh

    • @Duanette
      @Duanette Před 2 lety +2

      What fucking shirt is Noel wearing, i can't find it anywhere.

  • @bettyboyd7907
    @bettyboyd7907 Před 2 lety +92

    "you like food?" "a bit too much sometimes." he says, with crumbs on his lips

  • @shonyhq1142
    @shonyhq1142 Před 2 lety +371

    I could tell from the start this would be a banger.

  • @yadsewnde8699
    @yadsewnde8699 Před 2 lety +55

    The crew laughing will forever be funny to me 😂 elevates every joke

  • @Jermsjerm.
    @Jermsjerm. Před 2 lety +146

    Damn, Cody is starting to look 5’
    10 on that stand 🦒

  • @asali4348
    @asali4348 Před 2 lety +188

    okay but in all seriousness the commercial for the merchandise was hilarious and very well done

  • @thebigshep
    @thebigshep Před 2 lety +58

    That was unironically the best merch ad I've ever seen, full stop

  • @ethanking8556
    @ethanking8556 Před 2 lety +179

    this was the best cold open hands down

  • @laurenlala6717
    @laurenlala6717 Před 2 lety +47

    The lobster bit will never die and I'm all here for it

  • @younghex9577
    @younghex9577 Před 2 lety +49

    Y'all should watch this episode while on the toilet to truly experience this episode the way it was meant to be experienced

    • @Will_022
      @Will_022 Před 2 lety +2

      watching on the toilet currently

    • @erin1912
      @erin1912 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Will_022 same

  • @GoodnessGreycious0
    @GoodnessGreycious0 Před 2 lety +110

    Cody’s worst nightmare:
    Sometimes when horses get sick (colic), the vet has to go in shoulder deep and manually drag all the shit out for the horse.

  • @declanwarde9085
    @declanwarde9085 Před 2 lety +30

    A lot of shows/podcasts struggle with expanding into a bigger franchise at the cost of the originality and core of the production. TMG really are just different. I don’t know how they do it. Massive props to everyone that works on this show.

  • @babyfacecoolguy6421
    @babyfacecoolguy6421 Před 2 lety +50

    The whole time they spoke about "project they were working on", I was imagining it was a "perverse family" scene and that made that bit of the pod 10x funnier to me

    • @brandierae5506
      @brandierae5506 Před 2 lety +4

      I swore that the bit they bleeped was ‘we made a porn’ and so for the whole next minute i was losing my mind

  • @coletestermann
    @coletestermann Před 2 lety +39

    Gotta put Cody in front of that lie detector while doing an ad for the skylight frame

  • @zcskizombiesr.5509
    @zcskizombiesr.5509 Před 2 lety +47

    I love how Cody and Noel look so different, but they both look very good.

  • @terribleidea4872
    @terribleidea4872 Před 2 lety +113

    Cody now canonically enjoy DnB torture thats good to know

  • @leaf8227
    @leaf8227 Před 2 lety +51

    this is just codys way of getting out of having children

  • @hqb5276
    @hqb5276 Před 2 lety +44

    Damn I feel bad that you guys aren’t able to talk outside of the podcast. It’s a lot like Rhett & Link.

    • @kaleighquinn4920
      @kaleighquinn4920 Před 2 lety

      Why arent they allowed to talk?

    • @hqb5276
      @hqb5276 Před 2 lety +17

      @@kaleighquinn4920 it’s not that they aren’t allowed. They feel the need to avoid talking about anything so they can save it for the podcast. Rhett & Link have said a similar thing many times. They don’t want to waste any material so they avoid talking about things casually. It’s all business until the podcast.

  • @HannaMathis
    @HannaMathis Před 2 lety +90

    To help people in Ukraine: go on etsy & change your preferences to only sellers in Ukraine. purchase a downloadable item that way they don’t think they have to send anything. if you purchase a physical item, leave a note letting them know you’re not expecting an actual product & that is a donation. they get paid out 3 days after the payment is sent i believe.

    • @brivvr
      @brivvr Před 2 lety +2

      Bruh

    • @ac3tate909
      @ac3tate909 Před 2 lety +2

      @@brivvr seriously
      Way better ways to help than buying a lamp

    • @HannaMathis
      @HannaMathis Před 2 lety +7

      @@ac3tate909 most definitely there’s better ways, but this is just one of the ways you can try & support a person/family. do you have any advice on how to help? :)

    • @brivvr
      @brivvr Před 2 lety

      @@ac3tate909 frrr

    • @brivvr
      @brivvr Před 2 lety +1

      Can you give me a way to help the people in Syria Afghanistan 🥺🥺🥺

  • @doingmybest5518
    @doingmybest5518 Před 2 lety +73

    Every now and then Cody says something so insanely white, it reminds me that he is after all a person lacking pigment, and I appreciate it bc it always makes me laugh

  • @nunyabusiness648
    @nunyabusiness648 Před 2 lety +10

    bro the ad placement on the pod lately has been amazing, shits like a cliffhanger every time. yall going from a detailed story of a lady being shoulder deep in the back of a cow to -“hello everyone we’d like to thank babbel for sponsoring todays podcast” felt greater than any cliffhanger cinema could bring me 🙏

  • @natecrandall3130
    @natecrandall3130 Před 2 lety +47

    best intro possibly ever in tmg history

  • @jeremyamac
    @jeremyamac Před 2 lety +88

    the tmg studios branding is way better that it has any right to be lol

    • @trissc6855
      @trissc6855 Před 2 lety

      I dunno man it's a flying saucer, it has a right to be that dope

    • @rowanwalch5284
      @rowanwalch5284 Před 2 lety +2

      These are business men. They’re smart dudes who know how to market themselves, they must have a great marketing adviserz

  • @BJo-jj2uk
    @BJo-jj2uk Před 2 lety +9

    Cody’s leg the whole time sitting down: ⬅️↘️↙️➡️

  • @davidjavier2152
    @davidjavier2152 Před 2 lety +14

    During the cow bit, I was too busy laughing to gag

  • @waterbottle2566
    @waterbottle2566 Před 2 lety +103

    almost all of the russian soldiers in ukraine right now didn't sign up for the military - one full year of military service is OBLIGATORY in Russia for young men as soon as they turn 18 or after they finish their college or university education, so most of the russian soldiers are 18-23 year old boys who never ever wanted to serve, but they are obligated to fight the war that is NOT supported by anyone in russia

    • @ac3tate909
      @ac3tate909 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/kELta9MLOzg/video.html
      Incorrect

    • @DaisyBallz
      @DaisyBallz Před 2 lety +1

      ok but wrong place dude

    • @mccheezy6375
      @mccheezy6375 Před 2 lety +1

      Very random and not at the same time

  • @frostdotexe
    @frostdotexe Před 2 lety +23

    Noel Try Not To Wear Carhartt Challenge (HARD EDITION)

  • @morganspourskoller63
    @morganspourskoller63 Před 2 lety +30

    I also love watching them do an Aussie accent coz we really do sound like that

  • @nootnootnootok
    @nootnootnootok Před 2 lety +41

    Watching the episode 12mins after it drops feels like we’re at a live show

  • @IronBat918
    @IronBat918 Před 2 lety +16

    that parody commercial promo is gold lmao

  • @phoenixx6490
    @phoenixx6490 Před 2 lety +15

    Fisting Cows sounds like a good band name for you guys

  • @juliaa.4102
    @juliaa.4102 Před 2 lety +12

    liquid death saved me the other day when i was throwing up on the side of a road. was the only thing that was carbonated and not sweet at the rest stop - thanks cody!

  • @magnussmith9733
    @magnussmith9733 Před 2 lety +11

    51:51 exactly what Gary Vee got from featuring on your podcast. It was a great episode, but lets not forget all his villian-like acts

  • @piercethelidia
    @piercethelidia Před 2 lety +5

    whoever did the cuts for the ad breaks deserves a raise bc jesus christ did going from “i just came” and “the human centipede” to an ad kill me

  • @MexicanJesus1998
    @MexicanJesus1998 Před 2 lety +8

    Almost spit my coffee when Cody said “I blacked out for a second… I was like ‘I dont wanna remember this…’”

  • @Madderthanjoker
    @Madderthanjoker Před 2 lety +21

    The fact that they said cussy for a cow's meat wallet had me rolling. Real twitch degenerates know that cussy stands for car snatch LUL

  • @kinto7635
    @kinto7635 Před 2 lety +20

    that intro felt like a 2012 smash bit in the weirdest n best way possible

  • @addieholder5082
    @addieholder5082 Před 2 lety +16

    17:10 that poor snake dude, it was probably terrified and angry

  • @jenrivera5893
    @jenrivera5893 Před 2 lety +9

    tmg merch designs are truly some of the best. *Only request: can yall do some zip-up hoodies??*

    • @marcusash7
      @marcusash7 Před 2 lety +3

      A zip up with a small tmg studios logo like Nike, adidas and champion do it, I’d buy every colour bro

  • @eelyaj
    @eelyaj Před 2 lety +7

    I haven’t listened in to a TMG pod in quite a damn while, I forgot how fucking hilarious you two are & your story telling 🤣🤣🤙🏽

  • @101Kalamazoo
    @101Kalamazoo Před 2 lety +7

    The merch commercial was brilliant, kudos to whoever pitched that idea!

  • @Openmouthstef
    @Openmouthstef Před 2 lety +8

    Noel:”I just came”
    Cody:”We’d like to thank our sponsor Seatgeek”

  • @keegs_theking
    @keegs_theking Před 2 lety +6

    100% they filmed a fear factor and it’ll never see the light of day 😂

  • @mimi__18773
    @mimi__18773 Před 2 lety +11

    NOELS SKIN IS GLOWING

  • @cmsoktis
    @cmsoktis Před 2 lety +4

    was drinking a cream-colored smoothie at the moment the cow shit grabbing was described followed by the retching. thank you for inducing a horrific few moments where I had to hold back throw up. it did not ruin my day but it was visceral.

  • @jonahvallejos2291
    @jonahvallejos2291 Před 2 lety +10

    2022 has has some absolute gold moments from these two lol

  • @PlanetGaming1337
    @PlanetGaming1337 Před 2 lety +11

    We all know the show they were on was the new perverse family episode. Living the dream boys!

  • @jessiejames9927
    @jessiejames9927 Před 2 lety +4

    when I heard arm length gloves with a cow I knew exactly what was gonna happen 😂😂😂😂

  • @nickjohnson1698
    @nickjohnson1698 Před 2 lety +4

    I was at the dining hall while listening to the cow story. I proceeded to stare at my pulled pork sandwich in disgust for 25 minutes before just giving up and leaving.

  • @monochlome
    @monochlome Před 2 lety +4

    the 'we believe you' tagline is giving 'we hear for you' from tom's presentation in succession

  • @funkymoosechops
    @funkymoosechops Před 2 lety +1

    I ate my dinner just as soon as the cow skit started. If not for my backround in cattle, I would''ve lost it. Laughed my nuts off tho.

  • @asali4348
    @asali4348 Před 2 lety +12

    the last few episodes have been so funny pls keep em coming

  • @feliz1443
    @feliz1443 Před 2 lety +5

    The guy who plays robert dinkleberg is gold. He should be a new character in the tmg universe if he wasn't already

  • @MalcomQueneau
    @MalcomQueneau Před 2 lety +6

    Right up there with the best cold opens of the podcast.

  • @monochlome
    @monochlome Před 2 lety +6

    the several shots of cody got me hysterical

  • @Douglas.kong33
    @Douglas.kong33 Před 2 lety +30

    I ate my dinner to the cow asshole part with 0 hesitation

  • @MidwestAF2
    @MidwestAF2 Před 2 lety +12

    That opening had the same vibes as a special news report “Ladies and gentlemen, we have some important news to pass along”

  • @deltamoose8946
    @deltamoose8946 Před 2 lety +2

    ONE OF THE BEST OPENING SKITS IVE EVER SEEN. they kill it every time

  • @paricerayne6713
    @paricerayne6713 Před 2 lety +3

    Noel knowing Cody’s actual fav food is bibimbap LMAO

  • @zonarde
    @zonarde Před 2 lety +31

    they should install a gloved hand under cody’s seat for 50 episodes and any time he lies the glove moves up 1cm until it touches his womb

  • @Girlblogger-vx3bz
    @Girlblogger-vx3bz Před 2 lety +2

    I kept refreshing waiting for this all day

  • @monochlome
    @monochlome Před 2 lety +3

    13:21 that ad cut couldn't be more perfect 😭😭😭

  • @Gamooch
    @Gamooch Před 2 lety

    Wow what an episode, great opening and the ad for merch was impeccable production 👌

  • @-Dynamite
    @-Dynamite Před 2 lety +2

    I'm eating rn and they're talking about the cow shit and im really trying my best to just continue eating and realize that it's just a story, but it's becoming increasingly hard to continue

  • @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug9894

    Cody should have that lie detector during ad reads

  • @keeganz891
    @keeganz891 Před 2 lety +14

    Damn saturdays really at back! This episode had literally zero moments where i wanted to vomit!

    • @SoCaLigurl48
      @SoCaLigurl48 Před 2 lety +2

      can you please tell me what saturdays are back means??? they always say it and im like wtf does that mean😂😂 ty in advance lol

    • @keeganz891
      @keeganz891 Před 2 lety +5

      @@SoCaLigurl48 someone reviewed their podcast on apple podcasts (or some podcast thing) and they complained saying that they talk about gross stuff, sex noises, or just strange things that grossed the reviewer out. Back when the podcast came out on thursday nights, most people would watch on friday or Saturday. The reviewer said that the episode was so gross, so he commented “my saturday is ruined” after watching the episode.
      The guys read this review on the podcast and mockingly “vowed” to be less gross by saying “saturdays are back” and they will no longer ruin it. Now everytime they do gross things, they will say “saturdays are back” just to poke fun.

  • @laurenbirch1498
    @laurenbirch1498 Před 2 lety +2

    Favorite podcast! You guys are awesome😄🥳

  • @aristocratic
    @aristocratic Před 2 lety +5

    I'm so early that Cody hasn't lied yet

  • @nirbhayrasaily6475
    @nirbhayrasaily6475 Před 2 lety +12

    Bring Carrot Top onto the show already!!!

  • @red_seamus8119
    @red_seamus8119 Před 2 lety +4

    NOW THIS IS THE CONTENT I'M HERE FOR

  • @turtleshell6391
    @turtleshell6391 Před 2 lety +11

    That Eye's on The Sky long sleeve is fucking sick. Had to cop myself one. The shipping prices are kind of crazy tho.

    • @jasonbaylor9865
      @jasonbaylor9865 Před 2 lety

      Yeah quality is a bit all over the place too. I bought the pink big head barbeque hoodie a while back and it's amazing quality, super soft and nice, but then ordered their last round of merch another hoodie and it is thin and cheap and baggy. Especially when I'm paying $80 for a hoodie with shipping I will struggle to motivate myself to buy their stuff again

    • @jasonbaylor9865
      @jasonbaylor9865 Před 2 lety

      @@22Angelbby I mean the moonshot Lazer range hoodie was a big L for me but the big head barbeque hoodie is like one of my favorites so not saying don't buy their merch just saying it can be a bit of a mixed bag

  • @CallMeThrasher_
    @CallMeThrasher_ Před 2 lety +5

    Best epi in a min, good stuff boys eh

  • @mariad6573
    @mariad6573 Před 2 lety +2

    this is probably my favorite podcast they ever done

  • @Valliew97
    @Valliew97 Před 2 lety +1

    woah the merch bit in the beginning is really creative and cool

  • @anarose9689
    @anarose9689 Před 2 lety

    New merch and ad is sick, definitely gotta cop

  • @haha20121000
    @haha20121000 Před 2 lety +2

    That commercial for the merch made me hate marketing majors just a little bit less

  • @Iyanluh
    @Iyanluh Před 2 lety +3

    This really might be the best episode yet

  • @laurenalderman9660
    @laurenalderman9660 Před 2 lety +1

    Jesus your merch is so good lol I fucking love it. So unique the way it's delivered unlike other CZcamsrs. You can tell you guys actually put in effort

  • @armstrong.r
    @armstrong.r Před 2 lety +4

    The cow story had me rollin lmao

  • @mercedesmiller3847
    @mercedesmiller3847 Před 2 lety +6

    this episode had me dyinggggg

  • @kwiz3502
    @kwiz3502 Před 2 lety +4

    Daaaamn the new merch looks sick

  • @gardenshedproductions
    @gardenshedproductions Před 2 lety +1

    This is genius. This is courageous. I can’t look away

  • @cristinaalbuja5093
    @cristinaalbuja5093 Před 2 lety

    THE AD WAS AMAZINGG

  • @debbiecovey6323
    @debbiecovey6323 Před 2 lety +3

    Your video kept me alive tonight

    • @jacobleone7411
      @jacobleone7411 Před 2 lety +2

      Idk if this is serious or not, but you always got the TMG family

  • @fuku1331
    @fuku1331 Před 2 lety

    truly excellent content