For @34:30, when my dad was dropping me off to Pre-K, was saying saying goodbye to me in the car and he said "I love you no matter what" and I remember to this day (I am 30) I said "even if I killed a man?" and he just stared at me. And I just hopped out and skipped my way to class without a care in the world
When I was around 4 or 5 I was at Walmart with my mom and we passed by an Amish couple. I pointed and yelled “mom Mary and Joseph are alive!!!!”…..the next year I was registered for public school instead of private
i had a horrible day today. watched the most racist podcast before bed and it was definitely the highlight of my day. thank you cody and noel for making me laugh every week. and shoutout whoever made the intro, probably my favorite intro to anything ever, i literally never skip it. much love to the whole TMG family and anyone who sees this
@@geniehawke6397 did you watch the beginning of the podcast? They literally call themselves "the most racist podcast" . He's making a reference to the show.
My mom awoke from a deep sleep to my 3 year old little sister on top of her an inch from her face repeating “Burgess has to go,” in the dark. “Burgess” was our great grandfather. He died literally a week later. Wild. Kids say the darndest things. Lol
I was 8 years old when my mom told me she was pregnant with my younger brother, didn’t say a word just straight up went into punching her in the stomach 😭
When I was a toddler I would get so pissed off that my toys wouldn’t talk back to me so instead of taking my anger out on them, I would find my older brother - wherever he was - and punch him. This happened several times until my mom gave him to permission to hit me back. I never did it again after.
The worst thing I said as a child: when I was 3 my mom took me to the zoo, my favorite animals as a kid were gorillas because they were big and strong. long story short after a day of not letting my mom leave the gorilla exhibit we went to the grocery store and I made a very loud comment about how the bigger black gentleman in line looked "just like the gorillas at the zoo". my poor mother was in tears explaining to the man how her 3-year-old wasn't a racist. I don't remember this at all but she's given me shit for it my whole life.
imagine if you proceed with the story: " and came out that i grow up to be a racist and now i listen to the most racist podcast in the world " a true noel and cody style
I remember I had a jar of jelly in a large plastic bag that I my grandfather had bought me from the market and in the car on the way home I swung it around and hit him on the head with it because in my baby brain I saw his bald head and thought it was as hard as a boulder, so thought the jar of jelly would splash everywhere. it didn't go as I thought it would, he needed stitches and the jar didnt break
Once my dad was wearing a hard back brace so he told me to punch him in the stomach so I did and it was all good but I didn’t understand that he didn’t wear it all the time so later I walked up to him and with all my 5 year old might unloaded the biggest right hook of my life and my aim wasn’t great at the time so I ended up cracking him right in the balls and he curled over in pain and I got cussed out and grounded so hard
My brain somehow left out the "jar" part of your comment and I was really confused as to why someone would need stitches after being hit by a plastic bag full of jelly 😭
visceral quote from when i was a child: i asked my grandma “when you die soon can i have your jewelry.” specifically her medical alert diabetes necklace. and according to her i asked her this multiple times, she is still alive by the way!
My grandma told me that when I was around 3/4 years old, she wouldn't let me have ice cream after dinner so I told her I would tie her to a tree and let ants attack her. We're cool now though
when i was born my older sister tried to put me in the garbage can bc she “wanted the guy to take me away”. she would also cover me with a blanket so she “wouldn’t have to see me,” she eventually grew out of it but it probably took abt 10 years
8:10: Cody - "But he's got a huge hog." Noel - "... Well okay I wouldn't go that far." Cody - laughs hysterically to play off possibly the gayest moment of his life In conclusion, Cody and Noel both agree Mr Beast doesn't already have a huge hog.
I was eating chips during the entire time they talked about Will Smith and the perverse family. This did not stop me from enjoying my chips. I can this determine that I have a stronger stomach than everyone who has complained about the boys talking about gross stuff while they were eating in the past
I play you guys as low as I can when I’m getting dialysis done. I also lower it while I’m waiting to pick up my daughter from elementary school. My husband isn’t as lucky. He gets to hear me blaring the podcast when I’m home.
34:33 my 3 year old brother came up behind me and smacked my head like it was a baseball with a thin white pole and told me he wanted to see how strong he was... he's 8 now and continues to be a threat to my wellbeing
When I was first going into kindergarten my parents were talking to the teachers about how much of an angel my older brother was, I then said "I wonder what would happen if I put a bomb under that rock" and the kindergarten teachers were mortified, I probably said it due to me playing legend of zelda as a kid.
Yea, when i was a kid my dad got pulled over. I was in the back strapped in the car seat, and when the officer came up i started to softly say “Help me.....help me”
My Grandma had passed away when I was really young and my aunt her sister came up to me and was trying to comfort me and I told her that she was going to be next while at the funeral
best quote from my childhood: It happened at a family dinner, where my pop was visiting from overseas. Everything was pretty formal from memory, it was a nice dinner for a family member we hadn't seen in a while. Cut to me, in the middle of people eating and conversing, and I drop my fork on the floor... and what do I exclaim "ah f**k," I was like three or four.
Love the Succession talk on this show! I personally think Roman has been too subservient and doesn't see that his father ultimately treats him as a puppet. Ever since the end of Season 1, we know that Logan ultimately has a hidden respect for Kendall's initial departure. He has the potential to become the "killer" his father wanted, but Kendall's trajectory now makes it unlikely that he'll succeed Logan.
this podcast is literally the best part of my week, I went on a date yesterday and I totally fucked it all up, I really liked them too. anyways, right off the bat I was snorting with laughter I love you guys!!!! I'm seeing noel soon in phoenix too so I'm so hyped!! you guys are the best:)
Worst thing I said as a child was "I'm gonna use this scale to slit my throat if you don't let me draw at the dinner table" or something like that. I don't even draw anymore xD
@@speedybasket5205 kinda my evening/nightly ritual after work. Creepypasta are my go to videos because you just have to listen. Ear bud in left ear for YT, HPs covering both ears, so left hears YT while the other gaming.
Really good analysis about Mr Beast being a pioneer from Noel at 24:00 - it's always hard to be the one that 'opens the door' and changes the game. Afterwards everyone else stands on their shoulders.
when i was a kid me and my family we're out to dinner and my mom was singing along to a song that was on and she ended up saying "you know, while i was growing up, grandpa didn't let us sing at the table when we were eating dinner" and i said "oh well it's okay you can now because he's dead"
when i was 5 i went to a Chinese restaurant with my family, i was eating squid and my mom told me they had tentacles, i then proceeded to yell “I LOVE EATING THESE TESTICLES” and the whole restaurant just stares at us. my mom frantically apologized and told everyone i meant tentacles but she says she’s never been more embarrassed of me in her entire life.
not me but when my niece was like 3 she was mad at my sister (her mom) and she picked up a big ass heavy toy and yelled “IM GONNA BREAK THIS OVER YOUR HEAD” and it still makes me laugh
How tf have I not learned not to eat when i watch tmg pods. crazy that im even able to ingest food after that hot diarrhea bucket episode from like 2 yrs ago
Yo if u can figure out what episode that is I would love to know, so far everyone they do the thing where they try to gross each other out it has made me laugh so fucking hard lmfao
I’ve been playing podcast highlights while I’ve been painting over the last few days and there were many times I had to stop so I could laugh without fucking it up.
I’m sure Noel said it before but the Mr Beast fans on twitter sounds like the guys who make “This is how you make Dababy beat in 30 seconds” yeah after it was made
For @34:30, when my dad was dropping me off to Pre-K, was saying saying goodbye to me in the car and he said "I love you no matter what" and I remember to this day (I am 30) I said "even if I killed a man?" and he just stared at me. And I just hopped out and skipped my way to class without a care in the world
BOOST
You didn't.... Right? 👀
I love how Perverse Family is becoming a running thing on the podcast.
I’m saddened we didn’t get a live reaction of Cody watching the trailer
its so good have u watched it yet?
We might need a to have a counter for the amount of times they've mentioned it lol
i don't
Hopefully we get a Perverse Family X Gary Vee Collab
"mr beast should recreate perverse family" i'm crying noel
because you watched the perverse family?
@@friso204 you haven't?
@@SaintNamedSlickback unfortunately I have
When I was around 4 or 5 I was at Walmart with my mom and we passed by an Amish couple. I pointed and yelled “mom Mary and Joseph are alive!!!!”…..the next year I was registered for public school instead of private
i had a horrible day today. watched the most racist podcast before bed and it was definitely the highlight of my day. thank you cody and noel for making me laugh every week. and shoutout whoever made the intro, probably my favorite intro to anything ever, i literally never skip it. much love to the whole TMG family and anyone who sees this
I agree completely, the intro is legit fire, every cut, every graphic, every voice clip and backing track, honestly potent as hell!
@@geniehawke6397 did you watch the beginning of the podcast? They literally call themselves "the most racist podcast" . He's making a reference to the show.
@@thirdplanetman9468 at the time nope hahaha was literally coming to delete my comment 😂😂
Awww I hope today will be a better day !
These dudes are taking racism to a whole new level, utterly ashamed and utterly impressed
Every week I feel more inclined to look it up.
Genuinely, can someone describe it to me? I don't want to see it but I want to know what it is 😭
@@frosty_teacup it’s very….squishy
Gushy, if you will
@@frosty_teacup don’t do it.
Don't
do not do it my guy
My mom awoke from a deep sleep to my 3 year old little sister on top of her an inch from her face repeating “Burgess has to go,” in the dark. “Burgess” was our great grandfather. He died literally a week later. Wild. Kids say the darndest things. Lol
Evil Mr. BEAST Squid Game be
like "Whichever stripper can make
me bust the fastest gets to live!"
Evil Mr Beast. My friend dies while driving and we punch him back to life
Lmaooo he be like Chandler get the gun
Noel looks like he’s going to a reunion with his platoon from the Vietnam war
I was 8 years old when my mom told me she was pregnant with my younger brother, didn’t say a word just straight up went into punching her in the stomach 😭
🤣
the second Noel said "picture a car-" I immediately said it in Gary Vee's voice on my own😂😭 (and I was also hoping they were going to😭)
When I was a toddler I would get so pissed off that my toys wouldn’t talk back to me so instead of taking my anger out on them, I would find my older brother - wherever he was - and punch him. This happened several times until my mom gave him to permission to hit me back. I never did it again after.
I love Noel bringing up the camel being hit by the tesla when in the intro there's the clip of him asking for the deer being hit by a car clip
Have you seen - Jamie can you bring up the video of the camel getting hit by the car?!
The “Hey Man I like you What the f*** was that?” That’s so funny lol
The worst thing I said as a child: when I was 3 my mom took me to the zoo, my favorite animals as a kid were gorillas because they were big and strong. long story short after a day of not letting my mom leave the gorilla exhibit we went to the grocery store and I made a very loud comment about how the bigger black gentleman in line looked "just like the gorillas at the zoo". my poor mother was in tears explaining to the man how her 3-year-old wasn't a racist. I don't remember this at all but she's given me shit for it my whole life.
You were three my guy why would you be racist
At first I thought you were going to say you had an incident at a Cincinnati zoo in 2016 involving a gorilla.
When I saw a little person for the first time my mom told me I said “MOM A REAL LIFE PUPPET” as I pointed to them…
your poor mother lmao
imagine if you proceed with the story:
" and came out that i grow up to be a racist and now i listen to the most racist podcast in the world "
a true noel and cody style
the most racist podcast bit to this day is one of my favorite. I'm crying
yesss !! do you have the number of the episode and can't find it
Ep. 14, just after the 46 minute mark
@@maxandersson677 omg love u
@@maxandersson677 Like episode 14 as in a long time ago? Cause I couldn't find it, could you maybe send a link to it?
@@yxnglamppost3538 It's on Spotify
I remember I had a jar of jelly in a large plastic bag that I my grandfather had bought me from the market and in the car on the way home I swung it around and hit him on the head with it because in my baby brain I saw his bald head and thought it was as hard as a boulder, so thought the jar of jelly would splash everywhere. it didn't go as I thought it would, he needed stitches and the jar didnt break
Once my dad was wearing a hard back brace so he told me to punch him in the stomach so I did and it was all good but I didn’t understand that he didn’t wear it all the time so later I walked up to him and with all my 5 year old might unloaded the biggest right hook of my life and my aim wasn’t great at the time so I ended up cracking him right in the balls and he curled over in pain and I got cussed out and grounded so hard
My brain somehow left out the "jar" part of your comment and I was really confused as to why someone would need stitches after being hit by a plastic bag full of jelly 😭
visceral quote from when i was a child: i asked my grandma “when you die soon can i have your jewelry.” specifically her medical alert diabetes necklace. and according to her i asked her this multiple times, she is still alive by the way!
My grandma told me that when I was around 3/4 years old, she wouldn't let me have ice cream after dinner so I told her I would tie her to a tree and let ants attack her. We're cool now though
I AM DYING
She give u the cream tho ?
💀💀
My childhood story is me taking a ceramic flower pot and smashing it over a kids head who stole my juice box. I was then banned from daycare.
good for you , he is nasty thief lol
It’s the way that Noel cares less and less every podcast that makes it so funny lmao
*Every moment of silence*
“So back what I was saying about the perverse family”
When I was a kid my dad asked me what the golden rule was after I hit my brother. I told him “Do unto others before they do it to you”
when i was 3 at my grandpas funeral my mom, gramma, and i were in the food area before the service i said "this is like a party!" & my gramma cried
I’ve never watched perverse family and I don’t plan to, but I’m learning more and more about it with each episode
Greatest podcast on “Earth”
I agree with your "comment"
Nah they're out this world.
@@amused6076 You do know they’re in a studio right???
@@Jaqs you can't prove that
shhhh......
fully shedding tears over the mr beast recreating the perverse family bit.
when i was born my older sister tried to put me in the garbage can bc she “wanted the guy to take me away”. she would also cover me with a blanket so she “wouldn’t have to see me,” she eventually grew out of it but it probably took abt 10 years
Mr Baaaste is hands down the funniest thing I have heard all week I’m crying 💀
8:10: Cody - "But he's got a huge hog."
Noel - "... Well okay I wouldn't go that far."
Cody - laughs hysterically to play off possibly the gayest moment of his life
In conclusion, Cody and Noel both agree Mr Beast doesn't already have a huge hog.
Caught in 4K
bold of u to assume that's the gayest moment of his life..
@@bluespongetv1095 right lol he has alot moment couldn't pick one to make it the gayest lol
I was eating chips during the entire time they talked about Will Smith and the perverse family. This did not stop me from enjoying my chips. I can this determine that I have a stronger stomach than everyone who has complained about the boys talking about gross stuff while they were eating in the past
yeah same that shit doesn't even faze me no more lol
Chips don’t count, you need to be eating something juicy
@@clarkf.6623 I'd eat a steak and be unbothered
Me expect idc about disguising stuff since I am not seeing it
I play you guys as low as I can when I’m getting dialysis done. I also lower it while I’m waiting to pick up my daughter from elementary school. My husband isn’t as lucky. He gets to hear me blaring the podcast when I’m home.
34:33 my 3 year old brother came up behind me and smacked my head like it was a baseball with a thin white pole and told me he wanted to see how strong he was... he's 8 now and continues to be a threat to my wellbeing
When I was first going into kindergarten my parents were talking to the teachers about how much of an angel my older brother was, I then said "I wonder what would happen if I put a bomb under that rock" and the kindergarten teachers were mortified, I probably said it due to me playing legend of zelda as a kid.
when i was a toddler i cut up thousands of dollars worth of tips that my mom kept under her bed, my barbies wanted a salad
God forgive me and bless ur mom, but i would’ve gone full casey anthony
you wouldn’t be here to tell the tale if you were my kid 😭😭😭
@@isabelateixeira3713 cyberbabyyyy, meet your new nanny named xanny!
@@hamilcross 😭💀💀
@@countessofmontecristo3849 barely
I looked up the Perverse Family with my boyfriend and now a week later he’s still SCARRED
bro's really snapped on this one
@@Wandering841 oh no me neither :/
@@Wandering841 well, that's an interesting fact about yourself...
...anyways, Jamie pull up that video of that deer getting hit by a truck
I can never get over how cool the TMG intro video is
I had never heard of Mr. Beast until you guys talked about him the other day. What internet am I on
REALLY?!
??? HOW
Never really heard of him either up until these two started mentioning him
Yea, when i was a kid my dad got pulled over. I was in the back strapped in the car seat, and when the officer came up i started to softly say “Help me.....help me”
My Grandma had passed away when I was really young and my aunt her sister came up to me and was trying to comfort me and I told her that she was going to be next while at the funeral
best quote from my childhood: It happened at a family dinner, where my pop was visiting from overseas. Everything was pretty formal from memory, it was a nice dinner for a family member we hadn't seen in a while. Cut to me, in the middle of people eating and conversing, and I drop my fork on the floor... and what do I exclaim "ah f**k," I was like three or four.
This is, in fact, my first time listening to the podcast.
Well I tried to show my friends this podcast but I hope they didn’t just tune inlol
Love the Succession talk on this show! I personally think Roman has been too subservient and doesn't see that his father ultimately treats him as a puppet. Ever since the end of Season 1, we know that Logan ultimately has a hidden respect for Kendall's initial departure. He has the potential to become the "killer" his father wanted, but Kendall's trajectory now makes it unlikely that he'll succeed Logan.
this podcast is literally the best part of my week, I went on a date yesterday and I totally fucked it all up, I really liked them too. anyways, right off the bat I was snorting with laughter I love you guys!!!! I'm seeing noel soon in phoenix too so I'm so hyped!! you guys are the best:)
Theres plenty of fish in the sea, but there's only 1 TMG. Hope your next date goes well tho, glad we all love this podcast
@@reidstephenson1948 not a comment section to have attitude either Reid, piss off you're a melon.
Better luck to you with the next one!!!
Turn Up On Trauma my man
@@reidstephenson1948 cmon reid, we gotta support a fellow tiny meater
Starting my week with Trillionaire Mindset and ending it with TMG is really keepin' me going
I'm crying at Spock kicking his little sister
when i was explaining to my 4 year old cousin that my dog passed away, she asked “Do you have a picture of Hollie’s dying face?”
cody’s laugh cracks me UP nowadays
I feel like I have to watch Perverse family now, I gotta keep up with these jokes.
Dead ass about to start my set at the gym and I hear “welcome to the most racist podcast” and I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂
i’m new to the podcast, funny enough i started listening to y’all’s podcast BECAUSE i loved trillionare mindset😭
shout out my boy Mr. Baest
This podcast really helps lift me up, I've loved both of your channels for a while and all I can say is thanks. Thanks, Cody and Noel
When I was probably 3-4 my grandma said “I love you” and I said “I love grandpa” I’ll never live this down
Worst thing I said as a child was "I'm gonna use this scale to slit my throat if you don't let me draw at the dinner table" or something like that. I don't even draw anymore xD
The Ad read was incredible. They should pay them more money
I love listening to these while gaming my favorite part of the evening 🤣 and the intro gets me everytime 😐 but I am a stoner 🤔
oh well when I game I smoke 8 bongs
Dude that sounds so fun
@@speedybasket5205 kinda my evening/nightly ritual after work. Creepypasta are my go to videos because you just have to listen. Ear bud in left ear for YT, HPs covering both ears, so left hears YT while the other gaming.
Really good analysis about Mr Beast being a pioneer from Noel at 24:00 - it's always hard to be the one that 'opens the door' and changes the game. Afterwards everyone else stands on their shoulders.
when i was a kid me and my family we're out to dinner and my mom was singing along to a song that was on and she ended up saying "you know, while i was growing up, grandpa didn't let us sing at the table when we were eating dinner" and i said "oh well it's okay you can now because he's dead"
watching while im alone on my lunch break it’s friday finally i just want this work week to end. thank u mr meats
Bro how did I not know about this podcast 😂😂😂, these guys are hilarious😂😂😂!!
that squid game tweet was literally a CER
been watching this podcast for years and you guys still find a way to make me uncomfortable lmfao
when i was 5 i went to a Chinese restaurant with my family, i was eating squid and my mom told me they had tentacles, i then proceeded to yell “I LOVE EATING THESE TESTICLES” and the whole restaurant just stares at us. my mom frantically apologized and told everyone i meant tentacles but she says she’s never been more embarrassed of me in her entire life.
Hands down one of the funniest bits on the podcast in so long “Sick to my stomach that I could receive so much too”
The racist podcast callback made me genuinely happy
not me but when my niece was like 3 she was mad at my sister (her mom) and she picked up a big ass heavy toy and yelled “IM GONNA BREAK THIS OVER YOUR HEAD” and it still makes me laugh
How tf have I not learned not to eat when i watch tmg pods. crazy that im even able to ingest food after that hot diarrhea bucket episode from like 2 yrs ago
Yo if u can figure out what episode that is I would love to know, so far everyone they do the thing where they try to gross each other out it has made me laugh so fucking hard lmfao
1:03:00 Noel clowning someone else for shaving their head in quarantine? lol
damnn
When people say “it’s finally Friday” they mean the pre-weekend excitement
When I say “it’s finally Friday” I mean this podcast
“i tried to shake him because he was sleeping”-me after i shook my hamster in his ball so hard that he died
i’ve never been this early, so obviously i have to watch now
i got into podcasts to maybe learn some things and now all ive learned about is how great the preverse family is
3:24 Cody the type of Canadian to say jeez louise because Drake did
I’ve been looking for this episode to drop ALL day
Love to hear more stories
I’ve been playing podcast highlights while I’ve been painting over the last few days and there were many times I had to stop so I could laugh without fucking it up.
This is what’s keeping me
Alive
im screaming ive listening to so many episodes but this is the only one that nearly made me throw up with that Will Smith bit, love you guys lmao
Merry Whatever You Observe and Celebrate!
I am in tears 💀💀💀
always makes my day
I’m sure Noel said it before but the Mr Beast fans on twitter sounds like the guys who make “This is how you make Dababy beat in 30 seconds” yeah after it was made
Cody getting Noel to laugh is so nice for some reason
Thank you guys for the Succession talk every week. It's such an awesome show.
Is it sad that what I look forward to the most in my week is a new TMG podcast episode?
I love how they got the hex bugs on the table
Honestly made my day lol just the beginning was great to put me in a good mood
When I hit a huge as buck with my car I almost pissed myself laughing so they are completely right ( deer and I were both fine )
This is my first episode of the pod cast, though after watching you channels for a while and finally deciding I have the time for the podcast
Love that this really is the first episode I’ve watched, right at the beginning I feel so seen lol been looking for a new podcast too.
there are new listeners to this podcast. i’ve seen a bunch of tmg content on tiktok and i’ve decided to tune in for this one!
Noel out here in nurses scrubs
I’m a new listener, this is my third episode I’ve watched. Love yall
I've always loved your collabs guys, and this is my first ever podcast episode I've listened to. I guess I know what I'll be doing the entire weekend.
woke up with the worst anxiety And this cured me in an instant love u guys so bad
This my first episode of the podcast. Throughly enjoyed
That's not a camel, that's my wife...
That was my tesla.