The Mailbox Key Fight - YMH Highlight
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- čas přidán 23. 04. 2020
- Stolen valor is a pretty serious accusation, but it may be justified here. Tom Segura and Christina P had a HUGE fight about a missing mailbox key and things were said that may not be able to be taken back. Who's side are you on?!
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Can't believe she would stand on the backs of all those Veterans and claim she found the key. Stolen Valor will not be tolerated.
It is clear Christina is stealing valor
I wonder why she hates America so much
@@MikEEEB32 say what?
@@unicornbunny7866 They’re just wondering why she hates America so much.
these comments are truly amazing
Army veteran, 3rd battalion, 75th Ranger Regiment. 12 years active duty during OIF/OEF.
Thank you for sticking up for us Tom! Not all heroes wear capes, but you definitely deserve one.
Stolen valor is serious Christina, and a slap in the face to my brothers that are no longer here.
A pretty serious slap in the face to all of those that have ever been locked out of the mailbox
@@VERY_TALL_MAN 😅
Beyond the American border, we do not respect your "service".
@@diegoesteta Imagine thinking this was the place to air your geopolitical grievances.
@@dylanherron3963 Crazy right? I mean, you can do so through so many mediums, but I was a bit bored. Also, not mutually exclusive papito.
I know of only two truths in this world.
1: Carol Baskin killed her husband.
2: Christina stole the valor.
And Epstein didn’t kill himself. Never forget!!
And Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself
And the 3rd truths
3. OJ did it
@@dogguy8603 4. Epstein…
5. Amber pooped the bed.
I love how Tom calls Ellis "buddy" just like Top Dog did to him.
Isn't it top
Top Dog
Sometimes dads are pretty cool.
Sometimes..
RIP
Top dog*
As a veteran, I don’t know how to emotionally get past such an act of stolen valor.
I apologize on behalf of Christine. It's absolutely disgusting what she has done.
Joshua Aldaco I’m just feathering it day by day brother
Right. You are a veteran. As if. you’re such a loose pants Christina. Stealing valor
Peter KB you got me there. Haha I’m not a veteran as I am back to active.
XymXir dont disrespect muh flag. just like that gee dang Colon daperstick.
Christina p had the key in her purse the whole time..she wont fess up to it cause she's smart and likes being alive.
Freddie Marquez this was my first thought as well! She had it in her purse the whole time.
I thought the same, and she didn't say nothing because if tom spend that much time searching for the key and she had it in her purse, he was going to be mad
Plus he’s clearly a total psychopath and will likely murder that blonde lady and their kids someday.
Psychopath or really, really cool guy?
You all need to realize that based on their age and having children all they have left to look forward to is make-up sex. This is why they create little arguments.
"this is why I have to milk this bear on a regular basis or life gets rough for me and the kids" jeeeessssuuuussss 😂
Tom and Bert literally give me hope for Love. There's not just someone for everyone...there's someone PERFECT for everyone
Good woman.
@@Mperkins813 it’s true. It might take some time to find them but, they do exist. I think ppl when young, have so many preconceptions about what they think they want in a person. Yet, they don’t fully know themselves yet. Hence, my first marriage. And many people’s first marriages, sometime second and third…
As an active duty service member, I want to thank Tom for supporting us against the blatant attempt to steal valor from one of my comrades in arms
You know it's true love when you gas light your partner and laugh like an axe murderer when you reveal your lies to them
Nothing is more enjoyable
their chemistry is amazing
Stolen valor is pretty low and loose, you didn’t follow proto Christina
Perfect comment
just watched that:)
😂
"tell us about your time in the navy seals" had me deadddddd
I love that Tom is saying she “stole valor” and “doesn’t know what it’s like to serve” which implies that him trying to find the key is the equivalent of going to war 😂😂😂
From the way he tells it he served about 5-7 tours of the front lawn to get to the mailbox... so yes.
he has served! on VR! in Faluga! For our country!
Thanks for explaining why it’s funny 👏🫡
I completely understand the joy that Tom gets out of arguing with his wife. I thrive on these kind of ongoing arguments. Love it
Yes! I still call my cousin a “snitch” from an incident when we were both 4 , she’s been over it for 3 decades now, I’m still having fun with it.
I do the same with my parents.
playful arguments like this are seriously an amazing thing to go to in relationships
He has future proofed this podcast. When they are old and senile, nothing will be different!
@@conanseibel4464 and I promise you're the only one, everyone else is just to polite to tell you to stfu already and get a life.
Did I just watch Tom gaslight Christina for 30 mins 😂😂😂😂.
I... I think so...
You watched them gaslight each other. I don’t think she did find the on the table.
@@MrSqurk DNN DNNNN DNNNNNN and the twists continue.
No you watched a brave hero call out someone for stolen valor
It was beautiful.
My eyes are filled with tears when Tom said "I don't know if Claudia found it, or anything. I just made it up"
“They would throw you in jail” I swear I love how much joy he gets from winding her up
Nothing is funnier than when tom is so pissed that he laughs like a crazy person!!
Stolen Valor is a felony= Tom I’m a Vet and truly appreciate your standing up for the truth. Christina needs to go to prison. Plus add mail fraud too. Or go down, down to the mountain to save her sister. SooWoo
"Tell us about your time in the Navy SEALs.."
Hoo-Rah Frogman! 🤣😂😂
This is a game all wives play, they claim you lost something, then find it in the depths of their purse, and then continue to act like they “found” it in the place you already looked to make you look dumb
Looks like Tom has developed the first ever case of "KeyTSD".
Teacup Gripping has stolen your valour this is the top comment
Toast-traumatic Stress Syndrome?
Noice
This comment should be pinned!! 💖
@@zoezzzarko1117 Is that good or bad...lol?
I don't know much about this CZcams lingo.
Theo grabbed the wrong set of keys on his way out.. he was in a bit of a rush. Tom had just gotten home.
😂😂😂😂
Yoooooo I’m fucking DEAD 😂😂
Comment Oscar for you sir
oh shit hahahaha
😂😂😂😂
She “found” it because she had it the whole time, trust me, this is TOTALLY something I would do too just to not have to admit I’m wrong haha you can tell in her face, that’s why she doesn’t want to talk about it at the beginning, she’s lying hahah
That's why she had to go over the top about the lie 😎 and make a big deal as to how the thing is the same colour as the table and he might have missed it... all misdirection! She is the real psychopath 😂
Dude that's the vibe I got too
So she stole her own valor?
After reading so many comments, I'm extremely happy that so many vets were able to find humor in this!!! Thank you for that... and thank you for your service!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I’m the navy seal who killed Osama Bin Laden. I also found Saddam. You’re welcome.
I’m gay navy SEAL Jack Reacher and I approve of stolen valor. Kiss me on the lips.
Lol That poor nanny .....”I’m so sorry Mr.Tom”
She has seen his true face and it has her afraid for her life.
If it helps she didn't live long enough to feel too scared.
@@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 that does help, thank you
Picturing Tom psychotically high on edibles when looking for the keys
Christina: "You had me guessing everything inside of me!"
Tom: *goes for high five*
16:22
🤣
I can't believe I was laughing so hard over a pair of missing keys and how pissed Tom was lmao.
I bet this is a part of a big plan that Tom has hatched to guilt-trip Krystyna into eating his brown whistle.
Got 5 rimjobs for fixing a chics car once. Lol, I only got 2 out of her. She still driving that car.
She's like why 5?
I said they're hard to come by, like to save em up.
🤣
I thought it was so she'd be more compliant when he kills the Starbucks worker.
@@badnewsbrown10p my ex asked if she could have this little portable electric fireplace someone gave me, i told her 10 blow jobs and she asked why 10 as well. That was only a month ago, but she didnt take the deal.
It’s literally the only way she can possibly redeem herself.
"...He's not a good looker..."
~Christina 2020~
Haha yeah, I found it funny when she said that and didn't even notice.
Having said that, he is so much better looking now, with a beard and no hair. So she should be thankful, not complaining, the bitch. (Jks)
I like that he laughed and admitted he's terrible at it
It’s 3:45 am. I woke up feeling anxious. Played this pod, now I’m cracking up as I fall asleep peacefully😂❤️ I love these two so much
I'm with ya Christina, my husband overlooks things ALL THE TIME & blames me. He can be looking straight at it & still blame me ..... LOL
defending stolen valor wow
shamefully disgu.. i can't even find the words.
Just disrespectful to the veterans!!! And i'm not even american! #stolenvalor
Christine's stolen valor does not make me finish in four strokes. The trottle has stopped. #StolenValor
Same! I hope Captain Marcel unfollows her on the gruu
I was in the Marine Corps and have dealt with this type of situation more than once. I know exactly what happen, but it is not what Tom thinks. She had misplaced the key or had it on her persons, and placed the key there to avoid blame for the missing key.
Haha brother. Tom knows. Tom is very very very clever. I assure you. There have been instances similar to this for years going on, and Tom has always played it very very cool. Deep down I think that Christina KNOWS that he knows, too, and its likely a big contribution to her amount of love for him.
If you watch it again under the lens of "ohh Tom actually knows whats going on and is choosing his words very cleverly"..
You will see. lol.
This man is genius.
"Milk this bear on a regular milking schedule" Christina you saucy minx
Future news article headline: "Famous Comedian Tom Segura convicted of murdering entire family over an altercation involving a certain mail-key." [insert mug shot of Tom sporting an insane smile]
That Jack Nicholson/Shining impression was spot on, lol
Isn't this more like the Seinfeld episode about George buying the big salad for Elaine and someone else getting thanked for it?
I appreciate the way you guys fight, like there’s real emotion but also real respect for each other. That’s pretty rare
Tom needs to start introducing Christina as his first wife: "I'd like you to meet my first wife, Christina P"
Tom lying about the nanny having found the key should be used in textbooks as the perfect example of gaslighting! lol
Tom... I totally get. She didn’t have to struggle for long painful minutes trying all those keys at the mailbox. Then she has the nerve to say, look I found it totally discounting your time served trying all those keys at the mailbox. Just wrong.
You two are so lucky to spend the rest of your lives together, 30 more years of messing with each other. These 2 to are so great for each other truly, the laughter and arguing are so balanced. So fun to watch.
Without a single doubt, this is the greatest episode ever. I have laughed the entire time and I thoroughly love when Tom gets angry over Christina's stolen valor.
I'm with Tom on this all the way. Next time piss on the American flag on the podcast Christine.
“There’s no greater feeling than finding the keys.” - Top Dog
Christina should have said to Tom at the end “ the key was in my purse”, Just to see the psycho Tom can get😂😂
🤣🤣🤣. We all know the key was in her purse the whole time
Thank you for your service, Christina.
Listening through the whole podcast and hearing the maid call in towards the end was great. Especially after this great debate at the early part of the podcast.
Wait she said that she made the key chain, didn’t Tom say that the guys who drilled the key hole gave it to him. She’s stealing valor from everyone wow unbelievable
I’m currently serving in the army and I don’t know if I can go on being a fan of Christina P after finding this out
You could just rename this video “Tom GASLIGHTS Christina for 30 minutes straight”
Only if you don't know what Gaslighting is
This is a hard one, I definitely am the same way as Tom when it comes to looking for something to the point where I will flip my house upside down in a rage, just to have someone else casually pick up my missing item so it’s very possible he just blew passed it buuuuuut (seen in a comment below) I could also see Christina having the key in her purse the whole time 😂😂
I agree it’s infuriating. I have actually broken shit trying to find something
The most hilarious part is that nadav has the most accurate depiction of the events and it was probably 100% exactly how it went in Tom's mind
I like the idea that there was this ghost trying to mess with them and spook them but then they just started fighting over stolen valor and the ghost now is like “Jeeeeeesus Christ”
“I just wanted to be spooky but Jesus Christ these people are a lot”
I totally wanna date the producer - pink shirt & tie, so cute! I love his laugh.
He's a bloated tiny-hat
christina was the first person to use the word credenza so she wins.
screech weiner I saw her live a few months ago and she dropped it in her act too 😅
Lmaooo
Hmmm, seems like a side effect from a 10 milligram Tom day.
More like a side effect of 0 mg Tom
I love these two, especially in moments like this!
The fact tom calls his son buddy just like Top Dog 😭
never seen tina have lower or looser jeans on in my life than when she decided to steal valor
My grandfather fought in the Korean war. There are few things more precious in this world than valor Christina...and you have stolen all of it from that unsung hero who found those keys.
Seeing Tom great his kids the same way his dad greats him melts my heart every time so cute
This is the best couple’s argument I’ve ever heard in my life.
Tom is out of his damn mind Christina take the children and run
Arguments like thjs are relationship goals... All i get is end of the world type fights bc the trash wasnt taken out hahaha
Start a hit podcast and it will change. If tom was a plumber and she was a teacher all these fights wouldn’t be so cute......
They’re a really healthy couple. It’s actually comforting to know they have these exhausting arguments like the rest of us. But they’re able to joke & laugh yet have moments of frustration & sincerity
This is easily the best thing ever posted to CZcams!
2 years later and christina’s stolen valor still hurts
Tom is crazy. But this is hilarious!
My sister "locked her keys in her car" so I got up before work and stood there in the hot sun with a hanger trying to help her, sweating, sleep deprived, like the 4th time she had me unlock her car. Then she had the keys in her pocket the whole time. 😑 I was so pissed.
*Active Duty Army Veteran 93-97* - It _is_ stolen valor.
The amount of force it took Tom to unbend he’s pride at 13:16 was off the charts.
I love how they both wear the big glasses with dark frames. Definitely a power move on their part.
Lmao what the fuck
Out of all the conspiracies that have been hatched on this podcast can we call this one KEY GATE?? I need the truth! Was it in her purse and she’s withholding this information from us? We want the truth! Lol #keygate
According to The Matrix, there is no key
FiveMinuteHippo 😳 🤯
Being outraged about stolen valor without being a key finder yourself, is itself stolen valor.
This is the kind of content that feathers me so much!
Although it's spelled differently, as a 42 year old English woman, whenever they say 'Jiff' I think of kitchen cleaner 🤢(In the UK it used to be called 'Jif' but I think they changed it for the international market to 'Cif' because the 'j' sound is pronounced differently in some languages). Yes.... I'm a lot of fun.
The fact that this is what these two argue about just proves how perfect they were meant for each othet
i just put together the fact that tom says "hey buddy!" to Ellis the same way Top dog said it to tom. anyways now I'm crying
#1 - Details Matter
#2 - A wife will NEVER apologize! Haha
Tom, I got anxiety watching this due to hearing how insane Christine’s and bluebands reasoning is. It must suck being surrounded by these tictoks. I’m team Tom on this issue as a vet.
Tom reppin the Off-White Tee, my man POPPIN
I watch this once a month, truly the best argument of all time
This is why y'all have the best podcast out. This is 100 percent something me and the wife wouldnt talk for a week about. Stolen valor. It wasnt there when I looked. Hahahahahaha
You MUST seek with the intention of finding.
She had it the whole time.
This was awesome!
”You shut up, and you just do the show" lol
That serial killer Tam needs to up his edible intake because Crystal is innocent of all charges!
Oh my gosh Tom is crazy😂 This is the shit Bill Burr was talking about
You guys are the best🤟🤟. Luv both of ya
Im so glad that so many of our fallen veterans don’t have to see this horrible act of stolen valor.
KeyGate has shown us that there is at least one sociopath in the relationship-it’s just a matter of determining who it is.
If I had to, I could make a 2 hour power point presentation with arguments for both.
I hope they stay married forever, this great show is on forever and the two great, laughing tech guys work there forever.
This. This is why I love this podcast.
The cutest and most hilarious/insane couples fight ever.
His dad was definitely a vet and he's definitely crazy
We have to get to the bottom of this. I need to know who found the key
My name is Julia and I got so weirded out and caught off guard when she said “good morning Julia!” At the end of the podcast 😂😂
You have a lot to catch up on.
This was the best clip yet! Lmao