These people today don't care who knows their business!I heard some s*** on the phones and on the buses that you wouldn't believe even the FBI would be shocked!
I want to share this with you I worked in a nursing home and I'll tell you old people tell you exactly how they feel a child will let you know exactly how they feel and I dog will let you know right away that's why I trust you the people in the middle I never take my eyes off you cause you're some lying 🤫🤐🤐🤐🤥
Apparently boundaries disappeared with the youth of today as well. What that old lady said can't compete with the total lack of shame and self respect that girl has.
I'm 53 not elderly. And baby, it was either Thomas or Greyhound. Why punish the poor child. He can deal with Thomas but never be ok with greyhound.!!! 😂
@@paularodriguez2348 I don’t think you’re correct about that. At least the name greyhound has always referred to the way the gray busses looked as they zoomed past - like greyhounds on a track. Unless they were a train company with an entirely different name before, I’m finding zero history of trains for them.
Man elderly people really are the best. I work at a gas station and was having a pretty bad day, I don't take it out on customers but I guess I was letting it show a little. Well while doing something behind the counter two young woman came in wherein basically see through yoga pants, thin shirts, with no bra. Shortly after an elderly woman came in. I rang them out and the elderly woman was right after. I kid you not this woman made my day, she said "girls like that tease guys too much, but I don't blame men for going after them. They got a cute a**" I died laughing because it was out of nowhere
Forgot who said this, but "You cant blame a man for lookin. Hell with what girls wear these days, sometimes I'll look." -A female Judge whos name I forgot
Yasss! I used to work at a gas station too, and our elderly customers were a whole different level than your average elderly. They never failed to make my day. 🤣
I love elderly people as well I was raised to respect my elders. I've stopped my worktruck to help a lady crossed the street once. I've helped my neighbors by shoveling the driveways. And you are right they have no filter and they don't give a f***. Saying my father used to say. The older I get the less likely life in prison scares me.
I could imagine my 84 year old grandma saying this 🤣. She once said "the ears and nose aren't the only things that get bigger with age" referring to the men at her bingo nights 🤣🤣🤣
Your Grandma may be right, towards the end of my marriage my wife would complain my little friend was poking her too deep, this was after 15 years of never having this issue, and I doubt she had shrunk over that time. So I wondered the same thing as your Grandma; does anything else keep growing into old age besides ears and a mans nose? Good luck finding any medical studies on this theory.
@@siyakunene9213 there is a kids show called Thomas the train. So it was a really good way of putting something perverted into a way that kids won't pick up on it or ask about it to much.
Unless i have my hands full and its not a personal subject. If its my buddy asking what plans i have for the weekend or etc, i couldnt careless and turn the volume done. But not something like telling ur mom ur gonna have a baby from 1 of 4 guys.
Some ppl can’t help it. My husband does this. He has autism and its part of it. Controlling the tone of his voice is just something he has a hard time with.
Really? I didn't know people with Autism do that? Thanks for the info. Question? Wouldn't you be able to tell if the person doing that is autistic? Just curious, cause I have worked with Special people and I take care of my aunt whose handicap so I always thought to myself she/ he is autistic just upon meeting and being around them and sure enough I would be informed that they are indeed autistic?
This guy tells a clown story from 2016 that made me laugh so hard. It was that silent laughter. He also tells stories about his daughter he calls Baby Satan that are hilarious.
My wife has social anxiety. Doc prescribed her Adderall. If we going to a large group of people she takes one in advance. Works for her, maybe worth a shot for you.
True, in this scenario, their names are both fitting. It's been discussed here well, as for Thomas the train. With her having been with four men and pregnant, most certainly, this if ever is the time when a DNA test is needed. All four male are at present time being Doubting Thomas's.
@Voltaron Thanks! I some how missed this month's back. Lol, can't you just see it, hear it, "Oh ____ no! Not me! It's not mine!" All four of them trying to out do the rest of them! "Well, guess what fella's one of you fathered the baby!"
LMAO🤣...I absolutely love the man telling the story's ~ all his expressions🤪... { everything he does & says, while telling his story.. EVERYTHING😏🤙}!!!
Killed her!! Wow, old people been coming out of the cut with the jabs! I love the elderly as well bro! People on phones like to be heard, they think that they are on a reality show and everyone is watching them. This is just what I've observed. I can go into further detail but I'm late getting ready for work due to this short... 1000 likes I'll go deep on this matter
"They got no future & don't give a fuck what they say." Hahaha haaaa! I know I know, I figured it out, that he actually said "filter", not "future", but with his accent, I originally heard "future", & that was such a great truism! And calm down, it's just like race-based jokes & humor; I'm _allowed_ to joke about old folks not having a future, because I'm terminally ill myself. So stop yourself from angry replying, because much like the elderly, I don't have time for it! HaHaaaaaa!!! Get it? "I don't have *time* for it."??!! Oh jeesh! Save us all, Charles Brown!
vm.tiktok.com/TTPd6UgM4Y/ Here’s the link to the duet…lol
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Just how quick that Grandma hit back with that! ❤️🤣🙏😘
Plot twist: she’s the granny, now great granny😂
Years of practice
love to know her
These people today don't care who knows their business!I heard some s*** on the phones and on the buses that you wouldn't believe even the FBI would be shocked!
Thomas the train grandma was not slow on that joke!🤣
The elderly are like kids, they speak what they think with sincerity.
"if she don't name that boy Thomas, she missed out choo choo"😂🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
Can I picture all of this happening in my head ?
" I think I can "
🙏🏽❤️😂NO you didn't! Lol 😂🤦🏽♀️
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That wasn't Thomas, that was "The Little Engine that Could."
😂😂😂😅😅😅 facts 😅😅😅
I can never look at someone named Thomas the same way again 😂
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My dad name is Thomas 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@@bellmendoza6687 I’m so sorry 🤣
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My middle name
Bless the Elderly, never a boring moment. Take notes ✍🏽
It's a fake story but still funny
@@californialiving8368 😏😉
Hoot hoot
@@californialiving8368 Idk dude, I've heard some strange conversations in public. Real life is often stranger than fiction.
I used to help my mom at her old job in the nursing home, the stories they tell are amazing and they are so sweet and funny
Having worked in nursing for years- we can learn more than a few things from elderly. I’ve heard many stories that had me rolling on my worst day!
You should do a podcast or reddit for them...I would love to read them
I want to share this with you I worked in a nursing home and I'll tell you old people tell you exactly how they feel a child will let you know exactly how they feel and I dog will let you know right away that's why I trust you the people in the middle I never take my eyes off you cause you're some lying 🤫🤐🤐🤐🤥
I worked at a nursing home for 10 years and the residents don't have a filter!😅😂
I worked at one last year for 6 months and man... never a dull moment
right!!!!!!!
The "Woo-woo" was the nail in the Coffin for me 🤣
When you reach a certain age and status there are no longer rules of engagement or boundaries with anyone or anything. Can’t wait lol 😂.
And that's the truth!!
I live that way now 😂
Apparently boundaries disappeared with the youth of today as well. What that old lady said can't compete with the total lack of shame and self respect that girl has.
I’m almost there, hoohoo
Uhh look at the highest office in the land
OMG 😆 I’m dying 😂 she’s just supporting her local railroad 🛤
🚂🚃🚃🚃 Woo Woo
@@samuru101 I’m done with yall🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok, I don't get this! Guess I'm behind regarding "Thomas".
@@selah71 Thomas the train
@@selah71 Thomas the Tank Engine
Them old people look so sweet but will mess your mind up!!! They had all that time to craft the perfect responses 🤣 🤣🤣
Yes I admit I am slow on that one, I was getting ready to ask one of y’all- then I thought about the show my son used to watch Thomas the train🤣🤣🤣
I'm 53 not elderly. And baby, it was either Thomas or Greyhound. Why punish the poor child. He can deal with Thomas but never be ok with greyhound.!!! 😂
Hahahaah
Greyhound is a bus though not a train
@@demonflowerchild greyhound is older than Amtrak. It was a train company. Either way Amtrak is a horrible choice for a name.
AMTRACK. You mean Amtrack...
@@paularodriguez2348 I don’t think you’re correct about that. At least the name greyhound has always referred to the way the gray busses looked as they zoomed past - like greyhounds on a track. Unless they were a train company with an entirely different name before, I’m finding zero history of trains for them.
Man elderly people really are the best. I work at a gas station and was having a pretty bad day, I don't take it out on customers but I guess I was letting it show a little. Well while doing something behind the counter two young woman came in wherein basically see through yoga pants, thin shirts, with no bra. Shortly after an elderly woman came in. I rang them out and the elderly woman was right after. I kid you not this woman made my day, she said "girls like that tease guys too much, but I don't blame men for going after them. They got a cute a**"
I died laughing because it was out of nowhere
Forgot who said this, but "You cant blame a man for lookin. Hell with what girls wear these days, sometimes I'll look."
-A female Judge whos name I forgot
@@SeSaGaming I believe its judge Judy if I remember correctly. If you're serious about forgetting
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Yasss! I used to work at a gas station too, and our elderly customers were a whole different level than your average elderly. They never failed to make my day. 🤣
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I bet she made your day, huh?
I love elderly people as well I was raised to respect my elders. I've stopped my worktruck to help a lady crossed the street once. I've helped my neighbors by shoveling the driveways. And you are right they have no filter and they don't give a f***. Saying my father used to say. The older I get the less likely life in prison scares me.
The last part got laughing like crazy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I could imagine my 84 year old grandma saying this 🤣. She once said "the ears and nose aren't the only things that get bigger with age" referring to the men at her bingo nights 🤣🤣🤣
Your Grandma may be right, towards the end of my marriage my wife would complain my little friend was poking her too deep, this was after 15 years of never having this issue, and I doubt she had shrunk over that time. So I wondered the same thing as your Grandma; does anything else keep growing into old age besides ears and a mans nose? Good luck finding any medical studies on this theory.
@@chullychullster3077 gchbb
@@chullychullster3077 Grandma meant them massive low hanging balls not that pen!s LOL that just doesn't get as hard.
@@lorireed8046 I was thinking it sort of stretches with gravity then use viagra or something to sort out the hardness lol.
@@chullychullster3077 LOL haa nope it doesn't
Damn that was a good one. You gotta love the elderly they are quit witted.
I love that lil old lady. 😃😃😃😃👏👏👏👏
That's right! You go Granny!! I wish I knew who the elderly lady was. I'd shake her hand!!! That was awesome!!
This dude right here tho ALWAYS be 🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯😂😂😂
Thomas WOO WOO 😂😂😂!!!
That old lady is Beyond something else,I need to meet her. The reaction on both sides were amazing😂😂😂
Thomas....! 🤣🤣🤣
I wish that old lady was my mom. She's got spunk.
Dude on the right is so talented. He can laugh!
I know is he making money from this bullshit ?
@@zackbryan3195 you know he is 😔
I LOVE hanging out with old folks. They are so much fun when they hit what I refer to as the "frank" part of life! 🤣
This has thoroughly taken me out this good Thursday evening 😂🤦🏾♀️😭
That cop truly is funny AF!!!!
the Thomas part was great haha
I don't get it, may you please explain.
@@siyakunene9213 there is a kids show called Thomas the train. So it was a really good way of putting something perverted into a way that kids won't pick up on it or ask about it to much.
@@mikiegonzalez3068 thank you 🙏🏿🙏🏿
@@mikiegonzalez3068 thanks for explaining because I was confused 🤔 lol
@@Choxchip63
I ain't even gonna LIE.
I was CONFUSED, TOO.
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THANKS for the explanation, TOO!!
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I love officer Eudy 😂😂
I love Eudy...he's hilarious 😂😂
I almost fell. I cannot walk and listen to him!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂 I love them too!! I'm in practice right now and being one.
He's so funny. I don't what makes me laugh more, the joke or his reaction.
Ikr 😂. They both had me spit out my food
Keep showing this dude here on YT. Damn, honest and wow conversations he heres.
Hears?
Yea and everyone clapped
@@yeetyboi8192 still the way he tells it is the most entertaining part. Kinda don’t care if it’s fake or not
Granny, that was amazing. 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now THAT is what I expect an elderly woman to say!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I love the elderly. I wonder if the elderly lady was Betty White, cause that's the sassy shit she'd say.
👍🏻👍🏻I'm almost 60- I'm not waiting any longer!! Got grey hair, so I can say what I want!!!
Love my elderly!!😂🤣😂👍🏻
You know I hate it when people put their phones on speaker phone when they talk in public too.
Unless i have my hands full and its not a personal subject. If its my buddy asking what plans i have for the weekend or etc, i couldnt careless and turn the volume done. But not something like telling ur mom ur gonna have a baby from 1 of 4 guys.
I love it because it's pure entertainment.
@@rm5282 lol
Truth...
Nah... I NEED these conversations on speaker phone. I need to know which side I'm gonna be on!
Bless the Elderly. Great
When she said if she don't name that boy Thomas, I was done! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh I wish I could have heard that Grandma was quick and witty
I love being older person, with no filter. I work many years for the privilege. I plan on saying whatever I need to before I leave this earth.
I'm so glad I was sitting on the toilet when I watched this.🤣🙈🤣🤦♀️🤷♀️❣
Boy, I just LOVE you!!!🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤
The little engine that could 😂😂😂😂♥️
I literally took my phone and threw it at the bed... hilarious
OMG! If I wasn't right now I would have of fell out of chair laughing!!! Toot-tooooot!🤣🤣🤣
Now that was some funny shit. That old lady is as smart as a whip 🤣🤣🤣🍻
I think this guy just made a new best friend while waiting in line. His reactions had me 🤣
Yes one of my biggest pet peeves, when people have a conversation loud on the phone in front of the whole dam store. 🙄
Some ppl can’t help it. My husband does this. He has autism and its part of it. Controlling the tone of his voice is just something he has a hard time with.
Really? I didn't know people with Autism do that? Thanks for the info. Question? Wouldn't you be able to tell if the person doing that is autistic? Just curious, cause I have worked with Special people and I take care of my aunt whose handicap so I always thought to myself she/ he is autistic just upon meeting and being around them and sure enough I would be informed that they are indeed autistic?
I love going to the dam store
I'm crying 😭😭😭😭😭....Thomas....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had spit flying from my mouth when he said "Thomas"! 😆 🤣
This guy tells a clown story from 2016 that made me laugh so hard. It was that silent laughter. He also tells stories about his daughter he calls Baby Satan that are hilarious.
Whoot whoot! Here comes Thomas!
Gotta love Eudy!!
Woo woo!! She done missed out!! 😂😂😂
I have to be on the phone in the store because I’ll break down crying from social anxiety 😥
My wife has social anxiety. Doc prescribed her Adderall. If we going to a large group of people she takes one in advance. Works for her, maybe worth a shot for you.
@@charlievanlandingham567
I think my soul just left my body!!! I’m dead by far one of the best things I have heard
Yup 😆😅😂
That Elderly lady is goated
That hit out of no where like a freight train.
When's his next stand-up gig? Cause my life needs him in it..periodT
I'm currently in the process of trying to get him to come on REALarious live for all of us...😉
🤣🤣Thomas!! 🤣🤣 🚂💨💨💨💨
I effing choked!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Woot woot!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh I'm crying 🤣🤣😭😭😭
That old lady is a fuckin Legend 🤣🤣🤣
Thomas; goes two ways:
1. Thomas the train.
2.Doubting Thomas 😁🤣
True, in this scenario, their names are both fitting. It's been discussed here well, as for Thomas the train. With her having been with four men and pregnant, most certainly, this if ever is the time when a DNA test is needed. All four male are at present time being Doubting Thomas's.
@@ginnywithag5046 You get the gist 💯. I like you already 😃
That's what I thought he meant! I have had limited exposure to toddlers...
@Voltaron Thanks! I some how missed this month's back. Lol, can't you just see it, hear it, "Oh ____ no! Not me! It's not mine!" All four of them trying to out do the rest of them!
"Well, guess what fella's one of you fathered the baby!"
Or .....
Every Tom Dick & Harry.
I fell on the ground laughing 😂
OH NO PERCY...THE TRAIN RAN OF THE TRACKS😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love this guy my favorite video of him is when he was talking about his daughter having a pocket knife in her little purse!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And that's why I love older people!!!!
If I ever get crazy drunk, I want this guy to be my narrator.
Stupendous! The elderly are a credit to society.
Officer Eudy is the best storyteller.
LMAO🤣...I absolutely love the man telling the story's ~ all his expressions🤪... { everything he does & says, while telling his story.. EVERYTHING😏🤙}!!!
Hands down I have all the respect in the world for elderly people on this earth 🌎 Yaya 💯
Not Thomas! Lmfao 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Literally LMFAO 💜💜🤣🤣
If you ever feel completely and utterly useless, just remember that there is a man on the right side of the screen.
I'm hollering!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Whoo!!! Whoo!! 😂😂😂😂
Choo choooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've watched this six times in a row now and this shit is hilarious 💀
So it’s been two days since I watched this and.... the joke finally registered. Thomas the train Woo Woo 😂 wow
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Lol 😂
It took u two days smh. At least u figured it out. Gotta be a natural blonde I’m guessing
I'm clearly missing some innuendo for english speaking world bc I dont get it
@@adamnaculak Thomas and friends was a kids show about trains
That lady just roasted tf out of that girl
Starts crying laughing 👍♥️
I love how exagerates with his body
Makes me miss my grandma. Woman had a mouth on her and no filter. Sassy as all heck. She was hilarious.
Absolutely cannot quit laughing! Laughing while I'm typing! And I'll let you know I'm going to share this!
"I had to go to TJ Maxx"
He set himself up for failure.
Hahaha, that was cute...lol 🤭
I hope Eudy invited that old lady over for dinner 🤣
Lol. I bet she has stories for him. 😂
I love Officer Eudy!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Amazing contribution to the video the guy on the right. Without him this video wouldn't be anywhere!
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I've watched it at least 20 times and it's still funny
Me too
“Before I had a chance to scream” 😂😂
Elderly shade is the best!!!🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣🤣🤣
Killed her!! Wow, old people been coming out of the cut with the jabs! I love the elderly as well bro!
People on phones like to be heard, they think that they are on a reality show and everyone is watching them. This is just what I've observed. I can go into further detail but I'm late getting ready for work due to this short... 1000 likes I'll go deep on this matter
Not happening. Not even ten
I almost peed myself I'm laughing so hard name that baby Thomas 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If she don't name that boy Thomas🤣🤣🤣
"They got no future & don't give a fuck what they say." Hahaha haaaa!
I know I know, I figured it out, that he actually said "filter", not "future", but with his accent, I originally heard "future", & that was such a great truism!
And calm down, it's just like race-based jokes & humor; I'm _allowed_ to joke about old folks not having a future, because I'm terminally ill myself.
So stop yourself from angry replying, because much like the elderly, I don't have time for it!
HaHaaaaaa!!! Get it? "I don't have *time* for it."??!!
Oh jeesh! Save us all, Charles Brown!
This is just a fustercluck of shit I barely understand.
My smooth brain can not *comprehend* the word you are saying
@@The_Lightning_Dragon they’re an entire existence beyond us, my friend
@@The_Lightning_Dragon You're right, I fixed it a bit- I hadn't realized it was going to get such a large audience!
@@wassamattau5787 Thanks 👍
Well I'll be admitted, fitted and shitted! You and this video had me rollin! 👀 🤣👍
I love this tell them like it is mamaw 😂😂😂 I love older people because they just tell it like it is💯