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- čas přidán 14. 08. 2024
- Britt has got some plans for health and safety at TechTown... and the policies might be a little insane...
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"I wonder what Rowan's upto" why did i expect him to be in the shower crying with a picture of Alan in his hand?
omg xD that would be so funny, wasted opportunity
That is what I expected as well lol
Why would he? He repeatedly stated that he doesn’t care, and that he’s glad Alan is gone. Haven’t you been listening to Rowan? Smh, you should get a paycut
We knew Rowan's had a camera in the toilet ever since he caught Alan going poos on company time.
Would have been funny as shit
if i remember correctly Alan left with the techtown tshirt, if Britt installed the GPS tracker before he left Rowan can track him down
@@filipmalicek4638 I thought that was where the skit was going at one point.
was thinking about the same thing 😂, perhaps Alan will be in trouble soon
Neat catch
exactly
Assuming he didn't just get rid of the shirt.
I'm convinced that in 99% of alternate dimensions britt is a brutal dictator
She’d be a fantastic dictator 🤩
But also the cutest one. I like those last moments of this video. 😂
I'm starting to wonder if she's related to Bill Gates
@@VivaLaDirtLeague obvious it's britt commenting lmao
She would obviously be the leading henchmen of the dark Lord, enforcing all his legislation... with a smile 😂
I love how super into it Adam is while the others are absolutely horrified.
I also think that Brit is actually more affected by Alan leaving than Rowan. She's getting more and more unhinged with enthusiasm, while Rowan was just in deep denial. Alan was truly the glue that kept the both of them grounded.
Adam has just been Stockholm Syndrome'd to the point where he's institutionalised to just accept and be happy.
@@masondegaulle5731 Dying might do that to you.
"We can't afford that."
Most realistic depiction of every place I've ever worked.
Funny they couldn't afford a safety officer(giving someone an extra dollar). But they can afford HD hidden cameras and GPS trackers
@@ThatGuy-mp9og Something tells me Britt got those from the magic stockpile in the back that every customer believes tech stores have... and manglement only now found out where those went. Oh, and IT must be in on it... 'cause 100 unknown devices popping up on the local network is a big red flag.
Corporate facilities can always afford surveillance equipment, though.
@@ThatGuy-mp9og They can also afford to pay Ellie several times as much as the average employee xD
I always hear the words: It doesn't fit in in our budget right now. And if they ask me something, I can always say it doesn't really fit into my schedule right now
Corporation saying "We are a family" = RUN AWAY!
It's a mafia slogan.
@@InconspicuousChap Much worse, it is cultism... Here at Rema1000 a grocery store the employees have to sing a brain washing cult song in price of the cult they joined when they got hired every morning...
@@a64738 that's a sect. Uve Boll has filmed a parody on that: singing the corporate hymn even *before* the hiring decision. "By the time you're old your pension is sold, and the cubicle will be you casket..." :-)
@@InconspicuousChap That too, somehow more honestly.
In a family, you have to work, but you don’t get paid for it.
I like Ellie's ability to smile and frown at the same time.
Britt's introduction to Bored as this unhinged Techtown workaholic has been - by far - her most enjoyable performance.
Yeah, she's a great addition
I'm beginning to think Alan's return is going to involve her kidnapping him and forcing him to come back at this point.
I hope she's not the Brit who tried to flirt with Rowan while buying her laptop. lol
@@ClitikaL It is. The loss of confidence from the perceived rejection led to this doom-spiral version.
Its a bot everyone, stop giving it likes. Chat bot can write pretty believable stuff nowadays but its still a spam. This one is especially obvious with that explicit profile picture and that link on is channel that redirects you to multiple different fake dating website. Also he created is channel only a week ago.
I just love Rhi's reaction to every reveal of Britt.
I love how Rhi just kept getting more and more uncomfortable xD every new topic she was like "oh god no"
Its weird as when she says I can take it from here and Rhi said are you sure it implies that Rhi was not expecting her to take over presenting right there so if she didn't take over what more would Rhi have said as the look showed she didn't review the presentation prior so didn't know what the slides were
So what happens if she didn't say ill take it from here? Would she have to invite the other up if so what's with the following "are you sure" question?
Rhi's face acting was BRILLIANT in this! And the way her face got more horrified as Adam's got more excited!
@@lowgrav5900 quite possibly the slides were different, with Rhi having reviewed a less insane version of the plan.
@@lowgrav5900
The slides just say "safety, monitoring, investigation, location, escape" with no elaboration.
Rhi could have talked about more mundane applications of those words.
Britt makes an absolutely terrifying company drone.
"What's SMILE?"
"Can you keep your answers till the end please..... What SMILE I hear you ask?"
so CRIIIIINGE X_X
Britt channeling her inner Judge Dredd to deliver that "..to find the guilty parties and prosecute them to the fullest extent of the LAW" xD
With a picture of someone with a gun inside their mouth, just behind her...
@@polca4love Oh my, I didn't even see that...
Basically... nobody is guilty. but... we're gonna treat you like you are guilty anyway
Wouldn't that be Judge Hershey?
LAAAWWWWW!!!!
Loves Rhis reaction, part curiosity, part sheer horror as she watches the train wreck unfold in front of her…great acting from a beautiful lady
I love that Britt is just as unhinged as Rowan, but in a completely different way...
alan (the actor) must feel so loved with how much we've all been expressing how much we miss him since that fateful episode
if you are talking about the actor, then you can use his real name/title - Greg the garlic farmer
@@MindeIiux lollll oh right my bad thanks for correcting me 😄
Who's that? Don't recall anyone called Alan. Perhaps you mean Adam, but he's right there in the meeting..?
@@Cludnugget 😂
" Britt can i see you in my office ? " every normal person would know whats comming...
Britt " Yay !! "
"Okay... let's make this a compliment sandwich, so... uhh... you kept the presentation brief. Great job. Now, let's move on to the illegal portions of your proposal, plural... which should had not been acted upon until the proposal was approved.... which it wasn't... nor will it ever."
VLDL should do a followup where during a "normal" backoffice skit we could see/hear in the background Rhi ripping Britt a new one.
@@bretsheeley4034 "But I love your enthusiasm!" Finished the sandwich for you, lol
@@48some 70th
@@ruiromao5726 And completely missing the point of why what she did was wrong.
Rhi: "You can't just install cameras around the whole store!"
Britt: "Oh, it's alright. I paid for it out of my own pocket."
Rhi: "It's invasive!"
Britt: "What? Those weren't the invasive cameras. I know how to draw the line somewhere."
🤣🤣🤣
I had to look up NZ Law to be sure, but:
It is generally lawful to take photographs of people in public places without their consent. However, you must not film or take photos of people if they are in a place where they can expect privacy (such as a public changing area or toilet) and that person:
is naked, in underclothes, showering, toileting etc
is unaware of being filmed or photographed
has not given consent to be filmed or photographed.
So Good Job 'TechTown Brit', we know how much you love rules!
🤣🤣🤣
Ah, but did Rowan ever say he expected privacy in the toilet? Do you not remember the call service center "amenities" of food trough, toilet bucket and chair with a hole?
@@mpspc4bristol Of all people, I feel like Rowan would never assume anyone should have privacy on the toilet, particularly on company time, so we can probably go with implied consent there.
@@mpspc4bristol I did forget about that one. But maybe they are both in the wrong as well. And sometimes Rowan is a good boss, throwing people out of the store!
"Prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law" meanwhile there's a gangster with a gun in his mouth behind her. 😂
I was expecting the Escape slide to be something like "There is no escape."
"Escape from your outside life responsibilities by working for Tech Town 24/7!"
I was actually expecting either the Metaverse or one of these little "telephone cells" that corporate America is recently pushing.
But the hood was actually surprising.
Rowan doing normal things in a toilet cubicle? Alan’s departure really has done a number on him
A number 2, to be precise
And remember, as per D&D continuity, he hasn't pooed for months. He might be in there a while.
he's stalking Alan on socials
I was expecting it to be Ben in the toilet stall, working on his small business
@@mikephoenix1992exactly! Better not roll 1 d20 for pooing :/
Missed opportunity in this skit... instead of Rowan doing the poos.... they could have caught him crying about Alan not being there anymore.
Even Rhi is shocked…🤯
The more and more Horrified look on Rhi face with every slide was brilliant
As was Elli's continuous stream of contempt, disbelief and entertainment.
@@ExpatZ266 I like how even Elli by the end was severely creeped out.
Rowan is currently on a sabbatical due to his mental breakdown after the departure of Alan, Rhi has now taken Rowans place as techtown manager
_Sabbatical_ on the porcelain throne? He's really going for it!
No, Rhi is general manager, have you forgotten?
Wasnt it regional manager? But in any case, you are right
Nah, they just needed sane person to look in horror at S.M.I.L.E.
Tell me you haven'T watched the clip without telling me you haven't watched the clip :)
There's nothing worse in business than hearing "we are family."
"THEORETICALLY, work can be a bit much"
Said Britt with the most reassuring expression ever.
Brit is way too nuts for her job and that's why we like her
One of the reasons.
She represents a lot of employees out there, so yeah 😀
She is overly strict and dedicated with her job, untactful / cluesless how her behavior affects otehrs. Uncompromising.
@@stan0033x and cute.
shes the very definition of over-dedicated to the job to the point she doesn't mind tyrannical policies and measures.
Adam is so charmingly optimistic.
Everything is a good idea 🤩
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Would be wonderful if you could make skits like "The office" kind (mockumentary) to find out Adam is the tyrant of VLDL irl, feared by his partners.
@@a.m.studios6126 😁
The looks on all their faces. Adam just a goofy grin the whole time. 😂
@@MeppyMan Yeah. Wouldn't want him at my side in a fight, but he'd be a nice person to work with.
Did Rowan really forget, that they don't get payed for doing poos? You can't doing poos during work hours. Did it say it your contract: "Oh hey Rowan, I'm paying you to do poos, that's why you work here" ??
How do i know? Cause of the webcam?
TechTown policy is less strict on workplace poos than PlayTech much to Rowan disgust, another reason he hates working under the 'tyrannical' rule of his father.
This reminded me of this job I had where we were given training on how to pretend to care when dealing with customers. I asked “but why wouldn’t me actually care?” And was laughed at by everyone.
I left and moved overseas after that.
You go in for a job, then expect not to care for customers WHICH IS YOUR JOB to care, then proceeds to complain about it and walks out... Yeah grow up a little more, yes? Maybe then you will realize what it means to get a job and to be PROFESSIONAL, than treating it like some schoolyard "all about me me me, I listen to NO rules" type attitude.
Read his comment again.
@@noctis6826 To whom are you replying ? Did you even read the comment ? Maybe try reading it again.
@noctis6826 it seems you misunderstood op completely. op did care, the company didn't. so op didn't want to be part of that.
@@melkisel4936 oh sorry my bad, i though i had clicked him. on mobile you can't reread the conversation while responding, it's stupid.
Rowan is taking his time, because he's missing his number two. 🥁
Quality humor, sir 🧐
nice one!
well done @0Restless 👍
Boom Boom
@@wojtek5385 *nice two!
adam (the character, although the actor as well) is so precious oh my gosh
Just remember that before and after work hours, he's a badass biker dude with a smoking hot girlfriend.
I´ve been to shy to share this same thought all these years. He really is
@@JacobL228 They really should reiterate that point again in a future episode, it's a great dichotomy.
Britts unhinged workaholic character provokes in a very similar way Rowan does, but the way she elicits those responses is wildly different. VLDL's never stopped sharpening their character interactions, down to even the most subtle of facial expressions. Britt's extreme character is such a synergy bomb that adds an entirely layer of depth to a cast of incredibly refined actors who quite literally make it look natural.
I could use the Escape Hood at my place, I usually just crawl under my desk to sob quietly
Britt's presentation nails the overall feeling of these Health & Safety meetings
RHI IS BACK EVERYBODY!!!
No, that must be Alan in a costume
@@floriangruber3858 you're so right my bad 😄
And she's somehow normal
Who?
@@matthewkoeleman2271 the actor/character in the grey suit!!
The subtitle for the SMILE initiative is "You're on Candid Camera."
When they say that "we're a family here" that means you'll have to work with a weird 'uncle', and strange 'cousin', and bossy older 'brother' who pretends to be friends with you, and your envelope with overtime and such pay will mysteriously disappear when your 'dad' passes by your desk.
😂
I never imagined that Britt would make such good dictator 😂
2:12 the bottom right image of Investigation 😂😂😂
😬😬
wtf. 😮
The waterboarding is also apropos.
😂😮😮😮😂
@@danielcobia7818 tinfoil hats on: their biggest patreon supporter is the SAS :P
I especially loved the clip art, Britt’s (apparently overloading) brain chip, and Adam’s daft grin, but the whole thing was marvellously evil, banal, and claustrophobic. Great work, Techtown Family!
Britt reminds me of how I was in school (grade school, college, and even grad school) when it came to presentations. I definitely don't miss those days. I love the creepy circus music starting up with the cameras being introduced. Ellie's head shake at "I like to keep track of my family." yep, I hear that. Adam's continued enthusiasm is precious.
I fully expected Ellie to grab some popcorn and start viewing the hidden HR office camera. XD
I cant believe Rowan would do this. Going to the bathroom on company time?! Absolutely scandalous!!
Outrageous!
Management privileges :D
@@burntalive Pay cut!
Right?
He should be in his “office” in a “business meeting”, totally not playing RPGs on his laptop.
@@chriswathen9612 boiiiii
I also work at a computer store, So when the invoice/paper at 4:22 appears I couldn't help but have a look, and they charged poor Jo Blogs $2000 for a plastic bag and $320 for (redacted)GB of RAM, (and I assume) a z52 Motherboard that doesn't exist, unless its the GIGABYTE G492-Z52 GPU server? $824! And a solid state drive for the remaining $100?? And it seems the $50 tip was also taxed at 10% but the shipping/handling fee wasn't!? 🤣😅(pro tip: use your own plastic bags🙃🤣) and yes I've only noticed this now...
[the $2000 plastic bag is a reference to a much earlier skit, where they tried to recoup the loss from Rowan's poorly thought out promotion by overcharging for the bag - Hamish was the customer, maybe? someone will remember the details 👍]
yes hamish was the customer! @JHNoble
Just in time, I just got done watching the entirety of the Bored series and even Epic NPC man.
Despite only being here since the start of the TechTown Era, it feels like I've been here for years.
You guys have even gotten me onto Patreon which I never did before. Keep up the great work!
S.M.I.L.E. sounds more like a Rowan idea. Britt is following great in his footsteps.... I love how Adam gets excited about any shit! 😄
Nah, Rowan would have come up with something way more fcked up
That's Adam. I know the names are really easy to mix up, took me a while to get them right.
Adam not Alan
it's Adam - Rowan mistook them in one skit as well :D
I am not sure Alan has been excited since someone came in to have their gaming Mac looked at.
"We are a huge family at VLDL and of course we like to keep track of our family, so we put a GPS tracker in every item available in our store.
We also give you the option to buy a tracker so you can put it under your skin.
I also like to mention, that your activity is tracked down via Cookies as well, so we can see if you leave our videos too early...
Be aware, we are coming for ya!"
😂
You do get parents who insist on their teens and adult children having tracking apps active on their phones, so it’s not as farfetched as you’d think.
Cookies (chocolate variant) can be found in the CPU.
@@lowify1 of course , where else would you find them but in the cookie processing unit. 😋
2:05 That top left picture on the Investigation slide...then the bottom left 🤣🤣🤣
I think we need more Brit and Adam getting up to insane shenanigans.
the nuances in the acting were pretty freaking amazing here
Was expecting the “Escape” hood to lead to Adam being dragged out by a pair of masked men and tossed in an unmarked van.
😂
I was expecting her to shout, "There is NO ESCAPE!"
Adam's face watching Rowan was priceless.
Adam just loves watching the most wholesome moments from Rowan's life.
First slide with badly cropped & badly scaled emoji is spot on.
That sweet sweet aliasing on the smileys!
They call it a family to let you know they are going to abuse you.
domestic abuse is the most common form!
Despite hundrrds pf cameras, Britt was never found again.
Like how Britt went from being an attractive customer the guys couldn't even talk to without fainting to being the craziest employee there.
1:57 - that's good pootage... I mean, footage.
Alan already mastered 'Escape'.
Adam's enthusiastic as always :D
Rowan is probably going to drag him back
I must say that "Bored" has evolved from some random funny sketches, to a complete universe with multiple arcs, and I can't frakking wait to see the next one! GJ Guys!
Much of my career has been in safety and emergency preparedness. I've seen the "let's install 234523465 cameras to monitor" thing, but that *never* comes out of security or safety... it's always some creep who wants to know cameras are watching everyone like electronic Santa. If it gets approved, it's over the objection of security and safety. Notice I didn't say HR? HR is often happy with it in my experience. In fact, it's one of the more visible proofs that HR is not on the employees' side.
I like how the investigation includes casually waterboarding people.
This is what hell looks like... 👿
Tru dat... 😊
so working for amazon then
@@timetraveler0002I think amazon might be worse at this point.
No... Hell is where You would rather be than at tech town.
The first circle basically.
1:47 "Looks like he's doing poo's" bloody KILLED me!!!! hahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how Britt and Adam are like the same person and completely vibe on the same level.😂
Minor detail that I love: Brit’s use of the knife hand to accentuate her words. Perfection.
Aw. I wanted to hear what Rhi had to say to her. I bet she had some valuable insights for implementing this program.
Yes - don’t implement it
Even when rowan is not a part of the skit, he still finds way to show up half naked on the scenes.
But usually it’s the TOP half 😂😂
Next step for Britt is to insert her workplace magic healer skillset into SMILE.
And her Last Witch skillset for Investigation. 😋
Britt: Making things disturbing around her colleagues.
Adam:😃
ellie: "whats smiiiillleee?"
rowan: "glad you asked"
britt: "shut the f*ck up"
Different management style, same objective: to quell all opposition, competition and initiative.
I'm working at a callcenter and this is painfully accurate.
Have you opted for the skin or the shirt gps traking device?
what does the union say about that?
@@JunkManuel Brain implant of course (comes with a free shirt so I thought "heck why not")
@@rphb5870 They are in on it *shhh*
@@rphb5870 unions for call centers usually leave you with two bosses but at least you get your two guaranteed 15 minute breaks.
0:01 "hello *kiss ass style*". I swear watching VLDL with subtitles is always worth it 😅
The picture behind Brit on the "investigation" slide. 😳😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alan actually fulfilled the last part without the black hood! 😂😂😂
Unless, of course, Britt had already put the GPS Tracker in his red shirt! But maybe he got rid of it! (Or returned it already and Rowan didn't recognize him since Alan wasn't wearing it)! 😂😂
Foreshadowing.
I swear I thought Assistant Manager/Safety Officer Britt was about to waterboard Adam. 😂 Also whoever designed that security slide...bravo 🤌
poos on work time? That's a massive pay cut!
Only for peasants
@@jdotoz He is also a peasant to those who are above him.
@@SzaraSzarancza That's not how it works. He's above the peasants but below the other nobles.
@@jdotoz So he is something like lesser devil.
@@SzaraSzarancza We don't see much of Rowan's dad or Rhi, but they seem decent.
poor rowan is remembering the time alan was on his phone on the toilet, so he decided to recreate the good memories
and they did not in fact leave the questions to the end...
Poor Ellie
Britt really shines here! Awesome acting!
Oh yes she shines... with Eldritch Blast
She does this character so well
It was terrifying and so recognizable.
This gives me cold sweat.
Hellos in "Kiss ass style", "Anime style" and "Bored style". 😂
I love the extra bits you guys put into the subs
What a terrifying bonus episode of Britt's 'ADHD & Me.'
Rowan went to Dagobah during this in order to meditate on Alan leaving, to discover how much their bestie friendship meant to him.
The bathroom at Techtown is named "Dagobah" now?
looks more like TaPOOine...
or Napoo.... ok, I need to ease down on the poo jokes
So you say, Yoda went to Dagobah, just to take a shit? - ...🤔 Hmm, very swampy planet, somehow it makes sense...😂
I hate how this feels like an actuall pitch. The public speaking and audience interaction that I could see happening at my own workplace made my skin crawl.
Well done 😂
Isn't that whole foods do ? A interview with the CEO on Joe Rogan that went so mad that even Joe asked if he was crazy and evil
The most unbelievable part is that the management wasn't 100% on board with this from its inception.
i mean... who needs Rodney the psychopathic janitor when you have Britt the sociopathic employee? ...right?
haha, I love that the smile icon has the white edges from a bad photoshop job. Noticing the little things great work!
I love Adam's enthusiasm through the whole thing (even while being suffocated).
Britt's 1984: Not even Rowan has privacy
Brit's smiling insanity is way scarier than Rowan's aggressive childishness.
Nope, she is still not as toxic as Rowan.
@@SzaraSzarancza OP didn't say "toxic", he said the unhinged overzealous employee character is much scarier.
Well this is a fun lil twist after Alan bailed... Britts evil plan to takeover and overthrow Rowan begins ....still waiting for Alans neo return....
I want her to build a dossier on every employee for leverage
That's what's happening IRL. Financial power has supplanted traditional monarchy. Surveillance power is taking over financicts.
If she had the White shirt she’d go mad with power
@@sonicdean658 the white shirt returns... And the mad saga fer power begins... Here comes Rodney???? 😂
@@sonicdean658 or Alan returns as Britt rises in power and alan defeats her and Rowan finally admits he's wrong....🙃☕
the level of acting is top tier. pay particular attention to the facial expressions of Rhiannon
every actor in VLDL could legitimately be an A-tier hollywood actor if given the chance
Yeah, she looks more and more horrified
NO! Keep Hollywood away from them. Hollywood would ruin VLDL. 😳
From the randomly placed and bad clip art in Britt's presentation to Adam being sweet and adorable, this is a fantastic skit!
My head office recently added call monitoring without updating all the staff in each store. Fookin' nope! That has now been removed.
They found Alan in the back of the storage room with the patented Techtown Escape Hood. Britt couldn't let him really leave.
why do I feel like there's also going to be another Arc where BRITT is the one getting FIRED this time.
Are we sure Rowan didn't install that bathroom camera since he didn't want Alan and Adam wasting company time? Or are there two hidden cameras ( presumably right next to each other) in the bathroom lol.
Love how the caring shocked area manager isn’t alarmed where Alan went.
I can tell Rowan was on board with the toilet cameras as he has installed toilet cameras in the past LMAO
Its very funny how much Britt bounces off of Rowan
(Also if you see this I love you VLDL :])
We see you 😍
Because we’re monitoring you with GPS and cameras 🕵️♀️
@@VivaLaDirtLeague :D!