Why Does Tom Always Wear Red T-Shirts?

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  • čas přidán 27. 12. 2015
  • You know, "Tom Scott and His Red T-Shirts" sounds a bit like a children's book.
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  • @MasreMe
    @MasreMe Před 8 lety +7532

    Tom Scott merchandise: just red t-shirts

  • @maximus4375
    @maximus4375 Před 3 lety +945

    Tom is the one who inspired all those cartoon gags where the character opens their wardrobe and it’s 10 pairs of their usual clothes.

  • @mellowmelly9258
    @mellowmelly9258 Před 4 lety +4563

    you wanna know something?
    the fact that he doesnt have just one red t-shirt, and instead, buys, has bought, and will buy red t-shirts in bulk is funnier than him just having one red shirt he always wears

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard Před 4 lety +121

      The weird thing is, it works.

    • @MESYETI
      @MESYETI Před 4 lety +26

      It's like npesta always wearing a white shirt

    • @jonnyp1340
      @jonnyp1340 Před 3 lety +55

      he is a cartoon character

    • @szlanty
      @szlanty Před 3 lety +3

      I found a Gum!

    • @MESYETI
      @MESYETI Před 3 lety

      @@szlanty wiat your name has scratcher in it

  • @lisamariefan
    @lisamariefan Před 7 lety +2319

    "I'm going to have to bleep so much of this."
    *uses uncensored audio*

    • @inactiveytchannel
      @inactiveytchannel Před 4 lety +2

      where

    • @iqandreas
      @iqandreas Před 4 lety +55

      @@inactiveytchannel At around 7:28:
      MATT: "I'm a professional shitstain!"
      TOM: "I'm going to have to bleep this so much."

    • @TylerFurrison
      @TylerFurrison Před 3 lety +26

      @@iqandreas thankfully they went over this in another video, and probably assumed they can get away with it here

    • @davidpotter8297
      @davidpotter8297 Před 3 lety +16

      And, unfortunately, shitstain has not replaced troll. Can we make this happen?

    • @ZeldaTheSwordsman
      @ZeldaTheSwordsman Před 2 lety +3

      @@davidpotter8297 We really should. Because they're not acting in jest, they're being bullying smegheads

  • @RacingStripeAV
    @RacingStripeAV Před 8 lety +5747

    So once Tom "gets too old for T-shirts", will it be red button-up shirts from then on?

    • @mattandtom
      @mattandtom  Před 8 lety +2848

      +Neo 2.4 Hylan-May Hell no. That makes you look like a cheap magician. -- Tom

    • @techkid6gaming
      @techkid6gaming Před 8 lety +406

      +Matt and Tom How about White Shirt and Red Tie? For continuity :)

    • @kahux
      @kahux Před 8 lety +106

      +Matt and Tom
      I dunno, I think it'd suit you. Add a blue tie and it might work.

    • @rileymarieowens1490
      @rileymarieowens1490 Před 8 lety +47

      +Techkid6 Gaming They'll be Ashens then.

    • @error.418
      @error.418 Před 8 lety +127

      +Neo 2.4 Hylan-May No one "gets too old for t-shirts," that's a myth.

  • @bazilcat382
    @bazilcat382 Před 7 lety +2474

    if tom ever does a meetup, everyone needs to wear the t-shirt

    • @Rainbow__cookie
      @Rainbow__cookie Před 3 lety +9

      Madlads

    • @atomicwinter31
      @atomicwinter31 Před 3 lety +7

      And named thomas or tom

    • @tttITA10
      @tttITA10 Před 3 lety +59

      I actually had a maths teacher in high school and prep years who would always wear black t-shirts.
      The whole engineering prep class would cosplay as him on his birthdays, wearing black t-shirts, blue jeans and some yellow-chalk-stained school notes sticking out the back pocket (some would even carry around a notes folder and a bottle of water, for the full cosplay). People from the med-school prep classes would think us... funny...

    • @alkalaid6850
      @alkalaid6850 Před 3 lety +3

      I mean I have a light red t shirt does that count?

    • @fabianlaibin6956
      @fabianlaibin6956 Před 3 lety +3

      @@alkalaid6850 it's not pink is it

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 Před 8 lety +3955

    I really don't think Matt is in a position to make fun of anyone's hair.

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. Před 5 lety +253

      BOOM. ROASTED
      (ignore that I'm 3 years late)

    • @peanutallergy5318
      @peanutallergy5318 Před 4 lety +36

      It's okay.

    • @jasp9661
      @jasp9661 Před 4 lety +3

      The Yeetphemer yep

    • @twincann0n
      @twincann0n Před 4 lety +1

      👀

    • @Yash-Gaikwad
      @Yash-Gaikwad Před 4 lety +1

      That was nothing. There are much more to be offended about going on in society. That no one is talking about.

  • @mattandtom
    @mattandtom  Před 8 lety +2980

    This is pretty much the most common question I get. It probably didn't need an eight-minute answer, but once we started talking...! -- Tom

    • @AdrianBawn
      @AdrianBawn Před 8 lety +36

      +Matt and Tom You forgot to bleep it :)

    • @xilent3828
      @xilent3828 Před 8 lety +41

      +Matt and Tom Suggested: "Take a look inside a horse and why you should wear horse boots to protect your horses!"
      What the freaking hell did you put into your tags?

    • @twilliamspro
      @twilliamspro Před 8 lety +11

      Red T shirt is the Tom Scott Brand now
      ever looked at doing official Tom Scott red Tshirt merchandise

    • @twilliamspro
      @twilliamspro Před 8 lety +2

      +Matt and Tom When you get to the limit on Tshirts the debut of the Tom Scott Red Suit

    • @WalnutOne
      @WalnutOne Před 8 lety +2

      +Matt and Tom You forgot the bleeps... 7:31

  • @PSpurgeonCubFan
    @PSpurgeonCubFan Před 8 lety +2761

    I notice the grey hoodie has been replaced with ... a grey hoddie

    • @pitedapollo6175
      @pitedapollo6175 Před 4 lety +19

      Wow, such a great creativity

    • @mundanest
      @mundanest Před 4 lety +18

      No no, the red shirt is still underneath

    • @xcalixus
      @xcalixus Před 4 lety +5

      What's wrong with reply delays?

    • @joyphobic
      @joyphobic Před 4 lety +6

      @@xcalixus Imagine this will be replied in another 4 years

    • @frederikbeck6464
      @frederikbeck6464 Před 4 lety +2

      @@joyphobic challenge accepted

  • @astropgn
    @astropgn Před 8 lety +3389

    If 2:02 is your best picture at university, Tom, I would LOVE to see all the others...

  • @NickiRusin
    @NickiRusin Před 8 lety +935

    Matt: "My hair's pissing me off"
    Tom: "YOUR HAIR IS PISSING ME OFF TOO"

    • @Kawa-oneechan
      @Kawa-oneechan Před 6 lety +66

      "My hair's pissing."
      "Ew!"

    • @Rainbow__cookie
      @Rainbow__cookie Před 3 lety

      Insert *Spider man looking at himself*

    • @clover266
      @clover266 Před 3 lety +4

      Do you ever just click on a random profile because it’s cool and see how many subscriptions you share

    • @peachierose3356
      @peachierose3356 Před 2 lety

      Pissing hair. Ew.

  • @MidtownSkyport
    @MidtownSkyport Před 8 lety +631

    I assumed it was for filming continuity. I've started noticing it a lot after I heard David Attenborough talk about how he always wore a blue shirt and light pants for filming, no matter what continent he was on, so it was easier to make cuts where he (for instance) starts a sentence on a beach in Australia… and finishes it in the arctic.

    • @Anolaana
      @Anolaana Před 8 lety +26

      Matt mentions this around 4:30 :)

    • @jimporter
      @jimporter Před 8 lety +13

      Jay Leno does the same thing by always wearing denim shirts in his garage videos.

    • @buddyclem7328
      @buddyclem7328 Před 6 lety +6

      Jim Porter Except that is the only thing Jay Leno ever wears in real life!

  • @ByteMe619
    @ByteMe619 Před 8 lety +549

    I have a theory that Tom is actually a cartoon character

  • @Argon2022
    @Argon2022 Před 7 lety +1714

    light red
    red
    light red
    red
    huh, dark red, let's shake things up a bit!

    • @Argon2022
      @Argon2022 Před 7 lety +81

      *****
      Well son...
      According to all known laws of aviation.....

    • @softsound9154
      @softsound9154 Před 7 lety +66

      ya like jazz?

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 Před 6 lety +17

      I also happen to like red and I can tell you that those are actually very different, I actually do care about whether I'm wearing dark red. Also light red is just pink.

    • @lol...
      @lol... Před 5 lety +5

      Argon there is no way Tom Scott should be able to wear anything but a red tee...

    • @maacreat
      @maacreat Před 5 lety +14

      @@hedgehog3180 a lighter shade of red is pink but there are several shades of red many between pink and regular red

  • @saucemonster7137
    @saucemonster7137 Před 4 lety +258

    Tom: says Michael (from vsauce) can still pull off T-shirts
    Also Tom: **is 2 years older than Michael**

    • @nejitentenlee21
      @nejitentenlee21 Před 4 lety +85

      My brain is having a hard time wrapping its self around that information

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG Před 3 lety +15

      What? Really?!

    • @adamrezabek9469
      @adamrezabek9469 Před 3 lety +14

      now when I saw "what is the scariest thing", it feels even wierder

    • @nitehawk86
      @nitehawk86 Před 3 lety +4

      @@nejitentenlee21 It's the hair.

    • @ahreuwu
      @ahreuwu Před 3 lety +5

      @@nitehawk86 (or lack thereof)

  • @bob_._.
    @bob_._. Před 7 lety +291

    It hasn't always been t-shirts. I recently saw Tom's appearance on "Only Connect" when he was in college, and his red shirt had a collar.

  • @abbydabbs5519
    @abbydabbs5519 Před 3 lety +90

    Imagining Tom in any other colour t-shirt just feels like an alternate universe, spider-verse situation

  • @IH8YH
    @IH8YH Před 8 lety +790

    see it like this... you are the only red shirt with a speaking role that survived YEARS and YEARS of episodes!

    • @tashkiira7838
      @tashkiira7838 Před 4 lety +14

      To be fair, the colour shirt most likely to die in the original series was gold.. it's just that the redshirts were killed off for Worf-effect purposes.

    • @kingbob851
      @kingbob851 Před 3 lety +3

      @@tashkiira7838 didn't Kirk wear gold

    • @mr.indecisive
      @mr.indecisive Před 3 lety +6

      tom's probably scotty's great great grandfather or something

  • @taiyihanle
    @taiyihanle Před 4 lety +855

    Tom and his serious voice being so informal and smiley around his friend. That's... a pleasant view.
    Sorry, I'm new to both channels.

    • @inthebeam6231
      @inthebeam6231 Před 4 lety +70

      YES! I was just thinking it's really sweet seeing him hang out with a friend. Downright adorable.

    • @Vousie
      @Vousie Před 4 lety +64

      @@inthebeam6231 I mostly just watched his main channel's videos and I find this channel's videos hilarious because hearing that serious-sounding voice being so light-hearted & funny just makes me laugh. (Like, It always kinda sounded like he was specifically doing a "presenter" voice for his videos, but now hearing it's his normal voice makes it even funnier.)

    • @inactiveytchannel
      @inactiveytchannel Před 4 lety +1

      cool

    • @indubitably7906
      @indubitably7906 Před 4 lety +2

      0:27

    • @fayeharrison1741
      @fayeharrison1741 Před 3 lety +19

      Kind of jealous I don't have a friend like that...

  • @christiant.g.994
    @christiant.g.994 Před 4 lety +50

    Like how Tom gets self-conscious enough he runs his hand through his hair

  • @juice2224
    @juice2224 Před 3 lety +29

    5:29
    "But in the meantime the red shirts...
    s̴̡͚̄t̵͍̎͂͠ͅȧ̶͙ý̷̺̓"

  • @Hen16
    @Hen16 Před 8 lety +455

    Because he wants to meet an early death as part of a landing party beneath captain James Tiberius Kirk.

    • @mattandtom
      @mattandtom  Před 8 lety +137

      +Major Biggles I was always a Next Generation fan. As far as I'm concerned, it's the folks wearing yellow that are in trouble. -- Tom

    • @Hen16
      @Hen16 Před 8 lety +3

      +Matt and Tom yes, I much prefer next generation too.

    • @Hen16
      @Hen16 Před 8 lety +6

      +Matt and Tom Picard is the best captain of the enterprise.

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja Před 8 lety +18

      According to mathematics, it's much more dangerous to be one of the few in yellow shirts than one of the many in red shirts.

    • @chicktapus463
      @chicktapus463 Před 7 lety +2

      don't we all?

  • @JustOneAsbesto
    @JustOneAsbesto Před 8 lety +1244

    Sweatshop free for $2 each?? If they're 100% natural fibre, I must be to demanding of links please.
    I actually started wearing red a lot more recently, because I cycle daily in a large city and getting hit by car 5 times is enough.

    • @Mad_Elf_0
      @Mad_Elf_0 Před 8 lety +17

      +JustOneAsbesto Seconded!

    • @error.418
      @error.418 Před 8 lety +142

      +JustOneAsbesto Consider this: The brightest, most visible color you can wear during daylight hours is fluorescent yellow-green. Why? Human eyes are built to be most sensitive to that particular wavelength of light (~550 nanometers), at least during the day.
      The color produced by the 550 nanometer wavelength is approximately rgb(163,255, 0) #a3ff00 Find a pack of t-shirts near that color :)

    • @Evi3142
      @Evi3142 Před 8 lety +6

      link would be awesome

    • @WAGMILLC
      @WAGMILLC Před 8 lety +59

      +JustOneAsbesto
      Seriously a good deal. Been looking for shirts that are somewhat inexpensive and sweatshop free for some time now. People always talk about how sweatshops are bad but never provide a solution. I would love a link buy these as well.

    • @Shmoozo55
      @Shmoozo55 Před 8 lety +26

      +Anonymous User Or dash on over the the nearest Ikea and pick up one or more of their newly added high visibility vests. Very inexpensive, they have the reflective tape, as well, and they even have pockets (or at least one of them, anyway).

  • @GaviLazan
    @GaviLazan Před 8 lety +397

    I see you decided against bleeping everything.

    • @mattandtom
      @mattandtom  Před 8 lety +234

      +Gavers23 It was a close call on this one. I actually rather like the BBC's general broadcast guidelines for something like this - you leave it unbleeped if it's "editorially justified";. In other words, if it's necessary to make the point (here, it is), you leave it; if it's just there as someone's reaction in general speech, you bleep it. -- Tom

    • @GaviLazan
      @GaviLazan Před 8 lety +39

      Matt and Tom That's an interesting way to look at things. I like it.
      Though, you aren't on the BBC, so you don't have to bleep anything at all :)

    • @KerptacularGaming
      @KerptacularGaming Před 8 lety +16

      +Matt and Tom I don't like the bleeping in general.

    • @king999art
      @king999art Před 8 lety +10

      +Kerp Gaming I think you missed a word there

    • @Gamemaster742
      @Gamemaster742 Před 8 lety +8

      +SkinnyBill Someone made a request for that list from the BBC here: www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/bbc_profanity_lists , however it was denied. As Meg Crosby says I would think they follow this guide: www.ofcom.org.uk/static/archive/itc/uploads/Delete_Expletives.pdf

  • @InventorZahran
    @InventorZahran Před 3 lety +18

    "Commanders wear the gold, and security, the red. We've had no trouble noticing which ones wind up dead..."

  • @LepidoliteMica
    @LepidoliteMica Před 7 lety +21

    There was a nice, long, 20-second buffering between "Let me guess" and "What's wrong with your hair?" Beautiful.

  • @jasonwillows5239
    @jasonwillows5239 Před 4 lety +50

    When you think about it, Tom used to wear that grey hoodie everywhere, then when he burned it he switched to red. Almost like the color of the flame. I think Tom is evolving.

    • @ssbohio
      @ssbohio Před 3 lety +4

      Phoenix-like, he rises from the ashes... :)

  • @livedandletdie
    @livedandletdie Před 8 lety +64

    Now I want to know about Tom's hair.

  • @mixedstaples8030
    @mixedstaples8030 Před 3 lety +32

    The way Tom says "mildly peeved" is incredible

  • @ToastiLP
    @ToastiLP Před 8 lety +132

    Juggling Tom is so majestic

  • @VivienneGucwa
    @VivienneGucwa Před 7 lety +806

    Literally the best channel on CZcams. Hard-hitting questions and all the answers ever desired. ;)

    • @buzzlightyear6960
      @buzzlightyear6960 Před 4 lety +1

      How are you verified but you have less than 100,000 subscribers...

    • @coldspade1590
      @coldspade1590 Před 4 lety

      LTGOLD The Vengeful i was thinking the same thing

    • @badredraws
      @badredraws Před 4 lety +3

      @@buzzlightyear6960 pretty much anyone can get verified, no matter the subscribers I think (I'm verified but I have no videos so it doesn't show up) :)

    • @JJRicks
      @JJRicks Před 4 lety +3

      @@badredraws alright so why not upload a video and show it then, if only it was that easy

    • @daveandthesmithmoons5934
      @daveandthesmithmoons5934 Před 3 lety +1

      I'm an idiot, also that’s a very clever username haha

  • @clubb5856
    @clubb5856 Před 4 lety +74

    “I’m going to have to bleep this”
    *Doesn’t bleep anything*
    *Get’s demonetised*
    Whoops

  • @johannerahbk8602
    @johannerahbk8602 Před 4 lety +55

    I NEED Tom to make an audiobook. His voice is PERFECT!!!

  • @Mad_Elf_0
    @Mad_Elf_0 Před 8 lety +61

    I was a bit annoyed with the "after a certain age" bit, because I'm sure I'm way past whatever age you have in mind and *always* wear a t-shirt, but then you mentioned the IT exception. So... yeah, long hair too...

  • @Tahgtahv
    @Tahgtahv Před rokem +20

    6 years later and Tom is still apparently not too old to wear red t-shirts.

  • @nagywywy
    @nagywywy Před 3 lety +11

    Tom Scott is so god damn precious

  • @Aeroductile1
    @Aeroductile1 Před 3 lety +23

    the party at the pub where everyone wore red tshirts reminds me of the time at a pub i used to work at everyone bought clocks to put up around the pub because the landlord and the customers couldnt decide on where was best to put the original clock so we decided nobody can complain if they're everywhere
    pub banter with props is the best pub banter

  • @kingjames4886
    @kingjames4886 Před 6 lety +26

    how does one become "unable to pull off a t-shirt"?
    unless you mean literally... but someone could help them.

  • @desmondgarcia5697
    @desmondgarcia5697 Před 3 lety +28

    Tom should wear a blue shirt one day to just freak people out

  • @tezla1083
    @tezla1083 Před 5 lety +32

    "I need to bleep so much"
    *Proceeds to not bleep anything

  • @doctorpc1531
    @doctorpc1531 Před 8 lety +201

    ..and _where_ could one order these from?

    • @mattandtom
      @mattandtom  Před 8 lety +117

      +DoctorPC pelailut After that birthday party? Not a chance I'm giving that away :)

    • @cad97
      @cad97 Před 8 lety +25

      One option is wholesaleteeshirtstore.com

    • @doctorpc1531
      @doctorpc1531 Před 8 lety +45

      Matt and Tom come on, we could do a fan meetup where everybody.. wait, let's keep it a surprise! :P

    • @doctorpc1531
      @doctorpc1531 Před 8 lety +4

      TheRealCAD97 That's in US, but it does prove that this is a thing, and this is a thing that many companies do.

    • @TheGreatestTyrone
      @TheGreatestTyrone Před 7 lety +6

      bij de zeeman

  • @CoffeeOnRails
    @CoffeeOnRails Před 8 lety +571

    What was toms hair doing back in 2009???????????

    • @MidtownSkyport
      @MidtownSkyport Před 8 lety +251

      +Zach “ZachIsCheese” Ashton The answer, my friend, is 'blowing in the wind'

    • @LeoWattenberg
      @LeoWattenberg Před 8 lety +51

      +Zach „ZachIsCheese“ Ashton Making him look like a proper student.

    • @JoelGetzhasauselessurl
      @JoelGetzhasauselessurl Před 8 lety +37

      +Zach “ZachIsCheese” Ashton Being a proper lion mane by the look of it.

    • @CoffeeOnRails
      @CoffeeOnRails Před 8 lety +11

      Joel Getz glorious

    • @Feraloidies
      @Feraloidies Před 8 lety +6

      +MidtownSkyport my favourite comment ever

  • @bravooz852
    @bravooz852 Před 4 lety +20

    why does it feel tom is getting younger and younger

  • @smithyshrimp7935
    @smithyshrimp7935 Před 3 lety +8

    Love you pair. Genuine English introverts with the confidence we all want

  • @MuchWhittering
    @MuchWhittering Před 8 lety +65

    With constantly wearing Red and Blue you guys would be great Power Rangers. (Red and blue are actually the only colours to be in every team)

    • @ssbohio
      @ssbohio Před 3 lety +2

      Or in Parliament. :)

  • @richards7909
    @richards7909 Před rokem +3

    ‘I’ll have to start wearing shirts’
    7 years later and still no sign.

  • @barkni1913
    @barkni1913 Před 2 lety +2

    Since I found these two blue is Matt and red is Tom in my head and anything else feels wrong

  • @keco185
    @keco185 Před 8 lety +54

    Someone needs a red t-shirt that reads "I'm a professional sh** stain"

  • @GirishManjunathMusic
    @GirishManjunathMusic Před 7 lety +126

    I disagree with the age limitations on tshirts. My dads running heater smelter past 50, and he still pulls it off.

  • @TPRJones
    @TPRJones Před rokem +5

    For the life of me I couldn't remember Tom's last name so I searched for Tom Red Shirt and this video helped me, thank you.

  • @caelaise
    @caelaise Před 4 lety +5

    Tom, you've inspired me. I'm going to be buying green shirts in bulk from now on.

  • @jameslaidler4259
    @jameslaidler4259 Před 7 lety +36

    Wish there were video of that party. Sounds hilarious.

  • @sofialmeidah
    @sofialmeidah Před 3 lety +9

    Tom is like cartoon characters that always wear the same clothes and their wardrobes have several copies of the same piece

  • @peter_smyth
    @peter_smyth Před 8 lety +83

    Can you bulk order red shirts when you get older? Or wear an open shirt on top of a red t-shirt?

    • @NickiRusin
      @NickiRusin Před 8 lety +6

      +Peter Smyth Both of those are good options, actually.

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams Před 8 lety +9

      A red shirt, with a pale green t-shirt on underneath. Colour theory, people.

    • @NickiRusin
      @NickiRusin Před 8 lety +6

      ***** Certain blues will work. A lot of things will work, actually, there's options.

    • @buddyclem7328
      @buddyclem7328 Před 6 lety +5

      He could always wear the same red T-shirt with a suit coat over it, like a hipster. Technology Explained dresses like that sometimes.

  • @tttITA10
    @tttITA10 Před 3 lety +8

    I actually had a maths teacher in high school and prep years who would always wear black t-shirts.
    The whole engineering prep class would cosplay as him on his birthdays, wearing black t-shirts, blue jeans and some yellow-chalk-stained school notes sticking out the back pocket (some would even carry around a notes folder and a bottle of water, for the full cosplay). People from the med-school prep classes would think us... funny... we summed up to about 300 people, so... yeah, there's this.

  • @paulrattray8121
    @paulrattray8121 Před 2 lety +5

    I so love the way the friendship and personality shows through

  • @HunterRodrigez
    @HunterRodrigez Před 8 lety +97

    THERE IS A MATT AND TOM CHANNEL ?? why did nobody tell me

    • @theninjas2870
      @theninjas2870 Před 7 lety +25

      we are sorry for not informing you about this channel...

    • @robertlinke2666
      @robertlinke2666 Před 6 lety +1

      from these people, from these channels

  • @simplicitylost
    @simplicitylost Před 4 lety +7

    4:55 You're wrong, Tom! T-shirts for life, bro! My dad wears T-shirts and he's 65.

  • @zekeallison9748
    @zekeallison9748 Před 7 lety +23

    I either really like Tom and would love to be good friends with him, or I have a crush on him...

  • @traewatkins931
    @traewatkins931 Před 5 lety +12

    when you can no longer pull off red t-shirt you move to the red generic polo.

  • @MZZenyl
    @MZZenyl Před 8 lety +53

    Shitstain? I'd support using that instead of "troll". Might make for some odd conversations before it catches on.

  • @kaselier1116
    @kaselier1116 Před 7 lety +19

    You're like a comic book character that always wears the same clothes for every strip.

  • @zeemeraldzed7721
    @zeemeraldzed7721 Před rokem +3

    These guys have great on camera chemistry

  • @conboy1379
    @conboy1379 Před 8 lety +5

    Anyone notice the person in the background who grabs her child and speed walks away when she sees them talking to basically themselves :D

  • @SparkySummers
    @SparkySummers Před 8 lety +14

    I hope Matt gets over his pissing-hair problem. Hair piss is a difficult thing to get out of blue t-shirts.

  • @thefenixfamily
    @thefenixfamily Před 7 lety +284

    If someone says "I'm a professional troll", there's a 99.8% chance that they haven't matured at all since they were 9 years old.

    • @sirspookybones1118
      @sirspookybones1118 Před 5 lety +10

      I'm a professional troll

    • @IrontwistFiM
      @IrontwistFiM Před 5 lety +5

      @@sirspookybones1118 yikes

    • @sirspookybones1118
      @sirspookybones1118 Před 5 lety +12

      @@IrontwistFiM I don't even remember typing that

    • @luongmaihunggia
      @luongmaihunggia Před 5 lety +18

      So does that mean you can become immortal by just saying "I'm a professional troll" every time you grew old to go back to your younger self? TOP 10 QUESTIONS SCIENCE STILL CAN'T ANSWER.

    • @Shadow81989
      @Shadow81989 Před 5 lety +26

      @@luongmaihunggia "matured" is not the same as "aged", so no.

  • @katfmb8362
    @katfmb8362 Před 4 lety +6

    My cousin would always get a red hoodie for Christmas every year, so for his wedding people wore red jackets

  • @mothersbasement
    @mothersbasement Před 7 lety +499

    I'm a professional shitbag. does that count?

    • @zoggere4226
      @zoggere4226 Před 7 lety +49

      Mother's Basement does everyone i like watch tom scott?

    • @frenchfryguy2012
      @frenchfryguy2012 Před 6 lety +19

      It's great when your favorite channels enjoy the same as you

    • @zsedc4
      @zsedc4 Před 6 lety

      Yeah, but for you it works out much better than most because it's painfully contra intent.

    • @mirageowl
      @mirageowl Před 6 lety

      You watch Matt and Tom xD

    • @linkscarlet9094
      @linkscarlet9094 Před 6 lety +6

      A very professional shitbag. I am not that professional.

  • @phiro4305
    @phiro4305 Před 4 lety +5

    The dynamic between those two is so wholesome

  • @rehansiddiqui1771
    @rehansiddiqui1771 Před 2 lety +4

    When Tom does a tour-concert thing, everyone needs to wear the red tees

  • @nemodafish217
    @nemodafish217 Před rokem +2

    Tom's hair is just like rapunzel's
    as soon as he cut it the colour changed lmao

  • @ieuanhunt552
    @ieuanhunt552 Před 8 lety +116

    I'm a professional Shitstain

    • @elv3a424
      @elv3a424 Před 6 lety +6

      Me too except I don't get paid

  • @jacobmccarthy8666
    @jacobmccarthy8666 Před 8 lety +47

    Once you guys start talking you never finish, haha, always great videos though

    • @Helveteshit
      @Helveteshit Před 6 lety +3

      Helps when they are friends off camera too.

  • @jaybodzin107
    @jaybodzin107 Před 4 lety +4

    For whatever it's worth (5 years hence) I think Tom's hair looks very handsome.

  • @AG-xlr
    @AG-xlr Před 3 lety +1

    “Working in IT” the tone when he says this😂😂😂

  • @gnaskar
    @gnaskar Před 3 lety +6

    I went into IT specifically so I could wear t-shirts to work without anyone batting an eye. I'll wear the damn suit when I'm dead, not before.

  • @calvinrempel
    @calvinrempel Před 5 lety +7

    I suggest a polo - a good compromise between being a slob and being sharp.

  • @CoffeeWhispers
    @CoffeeWhispers Před 8 lety +33

    I always thought that you only wear red T-shirts because you were secretly a cartoon character.

  • @Definitely_a_Fox
    @Definitely_a_Fox Před 5 lety +2

    I could've listened to you two talk about this for hours.

  • @brumsgrub8633
    @brumsgrub8633 Před 2 lety +2

    Watching lots of these, would love some new ones

  • @Mousy677
    @Mousy677 Před 7 lety +7

    Juggling Into A Strong Wind is a great phrase

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG Před 4 lety +1

      Good title for a book.

    • @ssbohio
      @ssbohio Před 3 lety +1

      @@qwertyTRiG Subtitle: The unauthorized biography of Tom Scott

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG Před 3 lety +1

      @@ssbohio From all the Park Bench videos, there's probably enough material for a slim volume.

  • @IstasPumaNevada
    @IstasPumaNevada Před 8 lety +7

    I can see why you get along so well, and I can also see why there's an upper limit to the consecutive amount of time you two can spend together. :D

  • @LordAmeth
    @LordAmeth Před 8 lety +1

    I love this new show. Thanks, Tom & Matt, and best of luck with continued endeavors!

  • @scarletlightning565
    @scarletlightning565 Před 3 lety +4

    I enjoy when Tom swears, probably because it is so rare XD

  • @tylerleggett5088
    @tylerleggett5088 Před 3 lety +9

    I always thought it was a conscience decision by Tom to make his videos void of any product placement or advertising. As I learned recently, even wearing clothing with logos could be considered an endorsement.

  • @ejo1996
    @ejo1996 Před 4 lety +14

    Years later, and people have affectionately adopted the term "Shitposter"

  • @paracaue
    @paracaue Před 4 lety +2

    They are such good friends

  • @AndreRhineDavis
    @AndreRhineDavis Před 8 lety +8

    I absolutely adore you guys and how you interact with each other :D

  • @PixelOutlaw
    @PixelOutlaw Před 8 lety +18

    This is kind of like lindybeige and his shirts...

  • @devnull8029
    @devnull8029 Před 3 lety +5

    In a previous video on another channel Tom made a comment about differentiating between being a fan of someones work and being a fan of them as a person. At that point I was a fan of his work. After watching him with Matt I'm really curious how much of their banter is actually just them being friends vs them trying to make good content.

  • @prva9347
    @prva9347 Před 2 lety +1

    Love Tom's shadow hands.

  • @faerieknight2298
    @faerieknight2298 Před 2 lety +2

    There's an age when you're too old for t-shirts? News to me. My dad is in his early 70's (I think), and he still wears t-shirts.

  • @Nyan_Kitty
    @Nyan_Kitty Před 2 lety +4

    I miss the park bench ._.

  • @Miz2077
    @Miz2077 Před rokem +3

    petition to get that shade of red renamed to "TomScott Scarlet"

  • @switen
    @switen Před 8 lety +1

    the banter in this video is golden

  • @Tentin.Quarantino
    @Tentin.Quarantino Před 2 lety +1

    Walked past you two last night in Canary Wharf. Not gonna lie, it really caught me off-guard.

  • @shavranotheferanox7809
    @shavranotheferanox7809 Před 4 lety +3

    7:18 best laugh EVER

  • @PixelOverload
    @PixelOverload Před 8 lety +14

    Huh, that's weird to think that there's an age where you can't wear T-shirts anymore, is that a UK thing? 'Cause people round here just wear T-shirts as they please, whatever their age.

    • @Jihtito
      @Jihtito Před 4 lety +3

      The_Catman It’s not really a case of can’t wear. It’s more shouldn’t wear because they can’t pull it off any more. But many still do blissfully ignorant of the fact they look extremely ‘washed up’ to put it nicely. (Ignore the fact I’m 4 years late)

    • @trueriver1950
      @trueriver1950 Před 3 lety +7

      Texans wear tee-shirts because the 2nd A gives them the right to bare arms

  • @BastiElektronik
    @BastiElektronik Před 4 lety +2

    8:04
    He really nailed that sound

  • @EmmaVB82
    @EmmaVB82 Před rokem +2

    I like how every now and then, I come across more things that reinforce the idea that I already know Tom - something undoubtedly sparked by the parasocial relationship from watching his videos and seeing him online for ages, but also that sense of familiarity that comes from either feeling like we’ve already met and drank together in a pub; or at the very least, we’re part of the same social group and our respective friends have met and drank together in a pub, or we’ve each met and drank in a pub with each others’ respective friends.
    Case in point here - while I wouldn’t say I *know* Steve from the Pembury, I’m fairly sure I’ve ended up in his flat above the (dearly departed) Oakdale Arms with a bunch of friends after the pub closed for the night, probably on a Thursday evening in the late 00s or maybe early 10s. And I’ve been to the Pembury a whole bunch of times - for Thursday night drinks, for boardgames, for Sunday roasts (and Tom, while I don’t really know Steve, I definitely do know Chris who worked at the Pembury for a while, and if you were a regular there you probably do too)!
    …I’m not sure what it says about me to be starting off my new year with a dose of nostalgia, but here we are! 😅