Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #16

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  • čas přidán 3. 12. 2017
  • www.redlettermedia.com
    Games of chance is the theme today! SPIN THAT WHEEL!! Your inbred flyover best friends from the Midwest (that you'll never meet or be friends with) spin a wooden wheel with obscure and terrible videos on it. Watch them watch the tapes! Get drunk! And embarrass themselves! Mike gets to spin twice to redeem himself. Enjoy!
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  • @darrenmoran1116
    @darrenmoran1116 Před 6 lety +9437

    The best part about surviving edged weapons winning over Top Slots is that Jimmy "the Scot" loses once again.

  • @4747474747bigal
    @4747474747bigal Před 2 lety +2096

    "Wheel of the Worst #16" belongs in the National Film Registry.

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 Před rokem +105

      Should get a Criterion release tbh

    • @SaskDuder
      @SaskDuder Před rokem +29

      Library of Congress 2027

    • @channelrad6483
      @channelrad6483 Před rokem +6

      Indeed ir does

    • @jackofsuit
      @jackofsuit Před 11 měsíci +23

      Registry and 500 ft from elementary schools

    • @daniellelazenby3397
      @daniellelazenby3397 Před 10 měsíci +22

      Watching it stoned was possibly the most I have laughed EVER. It made a random Tuesday in my shitty small town much more fun for a day!

  • @FabulousResults
    @FabulousResults Před rokem +1593

    Surviving Edged Weapons perfectly utilizes Hitchcock's thoughts on suspense. You know someone has an edged weapon. You know someone is going to get stabbed. The characters don't.

    • @Yuli_Ban
      @Yuli_Ban Před rokem +117

      _Why is this written like actual narration from Surviving Edged Weapons?_

    • @user-pn1fe6sg2w
      @user-pn1fe6sg2w Před rokem +11

      😂👌

    • @astrahcat1212
      @astrahcat1212 Před 10 měsíci +21

      "I have more fun watching this than Justice League" 😆

    • @DoggARithm
      @DoggARithm Před 5 měsíci +2

      But... you don't care about the characters, so it's more like anticipation than suspense

    • @BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets
      @BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets Před 3 měsíci

      @@Yuli_Ban I can hear it in Robert Stack's voice now, thanks. XD

  • @bruteparrot
    @bruteparrot Před 4 lety +5542

    Sometimes I fall asleep watching RedLetterMedia only to wake up to Rich Evans laughing and thinking I´m being attacked by an Emu.

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage Před 4 lety +150

      I need a Rich Evans alarm ringtone

    • @dirtypure2023
      @dirtypure2023 Před 3 lety +37

      @@DickVanWhiskey oh my

    • @Strawberry92fs
      @Strawberry92fs Před 3 lety +47

      "Emu Persist" -Australian Army Officer after the end of the Great Emu War. (not a joke)

    • @TrueUnnamedHero
      @TrueUnnamedHero Před 3 lety +6

      same here lol

    • @spiwolf6998
      @spiwolf6998 Před 3 lety +32

      I would hate to be in a theater with him unless it was a terrible movie.

  • @IndyFilmProductions
    @IndyFilmProductions Před 6 lety +5157

    This episode in particular has endless rewatchability.

    • @staomruel
      @staomruel Před 5 lety +174

      I'm rewatching this on my tablet while the Netflix screensaver is running on my 4k tv.

    • @dr.jacksonbright5723
      @dr.jacksonbright5723 Před 5 lety +116

      I’m on my 7th rewatch and I’m still laughing pretty damn hard.

    • @WisteriaBerlitz
      @WisteriaBerlitz Před 5 lety +81

      I play this before going to sleep from time to time.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta Před 5 lety +106

      _Surviving Edged Weapons_ is an interesting comparison to the quack Satanic-panic cop instructional video they watch on a later BotW, because criminal conspiracies by occult groups are extremely rare, while _Surviving Edged Weapons_ shows a much more realistic representation of occult crime: an erratic violent act performed by a lone crazy person.

    • @gavinmarshall2228
      @gavinmarshall2228 Před 5 lety +3

      @@realrealqbok OMG if only they hit that on the wheel... I think I'd die of enjoyment

  • @BambooAcrobatVerte
    @BambooAcrobatVerte Před 6 lety +1534

    "Drop da knife!"
    "I don wannu! It's a nice knife!"

  • @vicgull5
    @vicgull5 Před 3 lety +1066

    Part of me believes that Top Slots was made solely so that Jimmy “The Scot” could write off his gambling losses as business expenses on his taxes

    • @adoredpariah
      @adoredpariah Před rokem +78

      Or that he at least tried it for that one year but the IRS didn’t buy it and sent someone around to his house to break his legs. Old Jimmy loses again.

    • @timtheskeptic1147
      @timtheskeptic1147 Před rokem +25

      The double whammy is if making the, uh, "film" was itself a tax write off.
      Dude must have gotten at least 14 dollars on his return.

    • @iv7977
      @iv7977 Před rokem +2

      we should inform the authorities about this

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 Před rokem +9

      So his next vid is about wheelchair access, for slot players?

  • @johnnyrazorcokehatsanchez6015
    @johnnyrazorcokehatsanchez6015 Před 4 lety +4270

    Oh, you want to see my ID, officer? It's in my hat, hold on.

    • @beezy5628
      @beezy5628 Před 4 lety +209

      Johnny Razor Coke Hat Sanchez This is extremely underrated. Wtf RLM comment section?

    • @rio-kt7ut
      @rio-kt7ut Před 4 lety +64

      @@beezy5628 most of the higher voted comments are from when the video was new and had the highest number of watchers. This comment is only 2 months old

    • @beezy5628
      @beezy5628 Před 4 lety +40

      Chris Rokich It’s still underrated due to the fact this video is highly rewatch able.

    • @ChimpFromSpace
      @ChimpFromSpace Před 4 lety +56

      I bet those blue Coca Cola hats are worth money today.

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 Před 4 lety +19

      !Trabajo Extrano!

  • @TheArthurLapin
    @TheArthurLapin Před 6 lety +1627

    "THAT LITTLE GIRL MIGHT HAVE A KNIFE! " Several I think. A starter knife, main course knife, maybe a butter knife. And she knows what order to use them in!

  • @reneespinoza1399
    @reneespinoza1399 Před 6 lety +2614

    When Mike says: "People who play video games, how can I make real friends," you have to remember that Rich Evans is standing behind the camera with a Pac-Man T-shirt.

    • @j.copache4788
      @j.copache4788 Před 4 lety +93

      yeah, Mike's a fucking bully

    • @j.copache4788
      @j.copache4788 Před 4 lety +30

      @@janesmith1840 I pledge to be the one to bring him dooooown!

    • @justintricate3258
      @justintricate3258 Před 4 lety +1

      He's not tho

    • @HuffdrewPaint
      @HuffdrewPaint Před 4 lety +55

      His views are a bit twisted. If you launch into a 12 minute Star Trek tirade if someone just asks you what time it is then making friends must be too easy.

    • @chiefr9627
      @chiefr9627 Před 4 lety +32

      it's actually a Jehovah's Witness film they were looking at. I hope they get to revisit it so they're forced to watch it like I was when I was a child.

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard Před rokem +374

    This is, in my opinion, the best episode of Wheel of the Worst. The police training video, the worst gambler in the world and the rap about place settings make this gold-tier.

    • @kibnob
      @kibnob Před 6 měsíci +14

      I couldn't decide between this and #5, with SOS, Rich's amazing prank call, and tales from Genesis space

    • @GrimJackal
      @GrimJackal Před 6 měsíci +7

      For me it's the episode with Vampire Assassin, Hackolantern and Cathy's Curse. So good.

    • @boxwi
      @boxwi Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@GrimJackal That's not a wheel episode.

  • @rhemorigher
    @rhemorigher Před 3 lety +2039

    During the Manner's Who Needs Them segment played at the start where the pharaoh requests to know how grapes are properly eaten the child pulls out a scroll to check, the back of that scroll prominently features the words 'Ptah hotep'.
    Ptahhotep is an historical figure, he was a vizier in the 24th century BC serving the pharaoh Djedkare Isesi.
    He is noted for writing 'The Maxims of Ptahhotep' a list of general rules of conduct such as
    Speak only when you have something worth saying.
    If you spend all your time lusting after women you'll get nowhere.
    Don't gossip, people won't respect you and you'll wind up spreading untruths.
    Just because you've been taught does not mean you cannot learn from the untaught.
    Stay on the good side of the gods for they can make or break you.
    (And obviously eat grapes with your hands)
    Just a small thing, but a really weird piece of history to see in something like that.

  • @deifiedtitan
    @deifiedtitan Před 6 lety +3318

    I see Mike's given up on all pretence and just started drinking anti-freeze.

    • @sk4p3g04t
      @sk4p3g04t Před 6 lety +414

      Daniel Scholes its because Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka doesn't have glycol and mike missed the taste

    • @daveglo100
      @daveglo100 Před 4 lety +28

      just came to comments to ask wtf he's drinking... you're the top comment...

    • @KyleDangerAdams
      @KyleDangerAdams Před 4 lety +63

      It's Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka and Ecto Cooler.

    • @Yusuke_Denton
      @Yusuke_Denton Před 4 lety +2

      @@BrainScramblies "accomodations"

    • @spiwolf6998
      @spiwolf6998 Před 3 lety +5

      @@sk4p3g04t lol omg yes! I just saw the JonTron video on that vodka.

  • @flyvid
    @flyvid Před 6 lety +2221

    "Let's show these people how to be a winner! ... There's nothing, nothing, nothing." I lost it...

  • @alexdemoya2119
    @alexdemoya2119 Před 2 lety +507

    a BLUE coca-cola hat with razorblades is an incredibly cursed artifact

    • @RyanReenBattikh
      @RyanReenBattikh Před rokem +86

      It's like a craftable weapon in fallout

    • @Smitty.Bacall
      @Smitty.Bacall Před 5 měsíci +15

      More like dead rising

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp Před 2 měsíci +5

      ​@@Smitty.BacallChuck, after making the Razor Hat: Just like mom used to make.

  • @Callus1234
    @Callus1234 Před rokem +199

    “There’s nothing, nothing nothing!”
    Funniest line ever.

    • @nosuchperson5578
      @nosuchperson5578 Před 9 měsíci +23

      the absolute seething contempt in his voice is what sells it

    • @necromech_
      @necromech_ Před 7 měsíci +3

      in a cosmic sort of way

  • @dahuterschuter
    @dahuterschuter Před 6 lety +450

    1. The officer is bleeding out.
    2. There's a man who is a threat, going to grab a knife if the officer doesn't keep him at bay.
    3. If he loses consciousness from bloodloss then the man can stab him.
    4. The other officers are in a race against the clock to find this downed officer.
    The suspense has so many moving pieces in that one scene, it's brilliantly layered.

    • @Knoloaify
      @Knoloaify Před 6 lety +93

      5.The criminal also has a bullet wound, and it's another race this time between the cop and the criminal to see who will pass out first.
      This is some thriller climax shit right there.

    • @irllcd13
      @irllcd13 Před 6 lety +17

      There's going to be a gritty, dramatic remake of that shortly. Hollywood is on it!

    • @shiravalen
      @shiravalen Před 6 lety +4

      TheRealDeadRock ....But he only has one bullet left!!

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism Před 3 lety +36

      The suspense is built by an unmotivated dolley shot to the officer, followed by a canted-angle POV shot of the perp. There's more _filmmaking_ here than in most Hollywood features.

  • @iamthewalrus8677
    @iamthewalrus8677 Před 5 lety +1102

    It's crazy how a Milwaukee police training video managed to be one of the best action films ever made

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism Před 3 lety +70

      The editing and special effects used for the stabs are better than some Hollywood movies.

    • @toximan2008
      @toximan2008 Před 2 lety +46

      The reason why many action films seem campy or cringey is because they try too hard. In life, the best media genuinely does come from people who didn't intend for it.

    • @rustile306
      @rustile306 Před 2 lety +36

      @@toximan2008 Yeah and most action movies are missing cuts to real life autopsy photos

    • @ridderjaim3
      @ridderjaim3 Před 2 lety +26

      @@rustile306 Imagine someone getting slashed by a lightsaber in star wars and they hard-cut to some guy that got lost a limb to a plasma cutter

    • @noesunyoutuber7680
      @noesunyoutuber7680 Před rokem +3

      Like they said, there's real peril involved. At any time you could be watching one of these cops's last moments.

  • @Sodaholic6502
    @Sodaholic6502 Před 3 lety +908

    That tossed beer bottle left a nasty dent in the metal garage door that wasn't there before. If you check later episodes, it's still there. Continuity!

  • @gtektheillmeta4
    @gtektheillmeta4 Před 3 lety +921

    Fun fact Dan Inosanto one of Bruce Lee’s last living students and father of Diana Lee Inosanto who plays The Magistrate and fights Ashoka Tano in the Mandolorian is one of the technical advisors of Surviving Edged Weapons

    • @VideoMeltdown
      @VideoMeltdown Před 2 lety +35

      Hm, I thought that one guy in the 'ninja' scene looked familiar.

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog Před 2 lety +59

      *Six Degrees of Edged Weapons*

    • @Flufferz626
      @Flufferz626 Před rokem +18

      The lore runs deep

    • @bmlgordon
      @bmlgordon Před rokem +5

      Thanks! I was looking for confirmation of this!

    • @KingThrillgore
      @KingThrillgore Před rokem +15

      No one's ever really gone.

  • @sadjohnny6120
    @sadjohnny6120 Před 5 lety +3039

    I love how wholesome it is when the guy's like "nah I ain't droppin' this knife, it's a Vietnam knife" and the cop is like "alright just place it down gently and it won't get scratched" and he's like "yah ok I can do that". And Miami says Milwaukee doesn't have class! Shows what they know!

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus Před 4 lety +236

      What's even funnier is that kind of thing isn't too far from the truth. I saw a bodycam video not too long ago where a guy complied with police to let them arrest him, and when the officer was searching him for weapons, and he found the guys smartphone, you saw him flip it over and place it gently on the floor, so it didn't get scratched. It was like there was a silent agreement that since he cooperated, they'd be gentle on his phone.

    • @SomeGuyHowGoesIt
      @SomeGuyHowGoesIt Před 4 lety +75

      The cop hit a nat20 on charisma

    • @-sanju-
      @-sanju- Před 4 lety +115

      I wish that was how cops acted. In real life you'd probably get shot for "resisting arrest".

    • @sentimentalmariner590
      @sentimentalmariner590 Před 3 lety +47

      @@-sanju- Resisting arrest is grounds for getting shot. So is fucking running or trying to shoot a cop with a taser.

    • @m00ny0z3
      @m00ny0z3 Před 3 lety +31

      This didn't age well

  • @toonbat
    @toonbat Před 6 lety +642

    Fun fact: Rich is actually a skinny girl, and it's mostly just layers upon layers of knives under that PacMan shirt.

    • @MrLego3160
      @MrLego3160 Před 6 lety +57

      Rich is actually just knives. the head is from one of his victims and its stuck on the neck knife.

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 Před 6 lety +1

      felixader special recognition for this guy here

    • @georgebaynard4096
      @georgebaynard4096 Před 4 lety +1

      He Uses the knives to stab any of the guys after they make fun of him

    • @jukeboxfandango
      @jukeboxfandango Před 2 lety +14

      And that's not stubble, try zooming in. How many edged weapons do you see NOW?

  • @Awesometania
    @Awesometania Před rokem +90

    The fact that there is a line in the wrap about "cut, cut, cut, with the knife" and the credits wasn't a montage of stabbings to the rap is one of the greatest blunders of all time.

  • @jonathanalvarez3663
    @jonathanalvarez3663 Před rokem +139

    51:05 Rich Evans leads a standing ovation to cover up the fact that he’s about to burst into actual emotional tears.

    • @uriahl2331
      @uriahl2331 Před 11 měsíci +15

      Considering the ending of Surviving Edged Weapons is an extended hold of an officer breaking down in tears as he laments the moment he let his guard down with a perp and was horrifically stabbed and scarred, I really don’t blame him.

  • @timothycreed3452
    @timothycreed3452 Před 6 lety +1784

    My Dad's a cop and he's seen Edged Weapons! Says it's hidden away in the station's video library and is a legitimate training film. His eyes seriously lit up when I mentioned it.

    • @greatergameplayer
      @greatergameplayer Před 6 lety +320

      Timothy Creed when you realize that in order to get it to them some cop somewhere probably had to steal it from their precincts training library or some shit

    • @dr.jacksonbright5723
      @dr.jacksonbright5723 Před 5 lety +129

      I laughed like a middle-aged mom in a crowded Red Robin when I read that. That’s the best fucking thing I’ve ever read.

    • @KM-fb1kw
      @KM-fb1kw Před 4 lety +45

      I mentioned it to my cop dad too and he just started laughing

    • @ShoRyuBarbie
      @ShoRyuBarbie Před 4 lety +18

      @@KM-fb1kw Did he sound like Rich Evans?

  • @krowtic6807
    @krowtic6807 Před 6 lety +1167

    Surviving Edged Weapons isn't the Citizen Kane of instruction videos, no. Citizen Kane is the Surviving Edged Weapons of movies.

  • @Joos750
    @Joos750 Před 3 lety +220

    “That’s a ceremonial dagger there” still crying laughing.

  • @dahveed72
    @dahveed72 Před 10 měsíci +69

    I know this is six years old but first time for me. I am in tears laughing

    • @Jobother
      @Jobother Před 5 měsíci +3

      It’s 7 years old and this is maybe my 12th time watching. I’m also crying laughing.

  • @7777jimbob
    @7777jimbob Před 6 lety +2703

    If rich came to my funeral in that Pac man shirt I would be the happiest dead man alive

  • @tonyb5318
    @tonyb5318 Před 5 lety +982

    That casino dude and Don Beveridge would get along quite nicely

    • @clearmountain28
      @clearmountain28 Před 5 lety +65

      M needs to make that buddy road trip video with Rich playing Don Beveridge and Macaulay Culkin playing Jimmy 'the scot' Jordan. I would pay to see that.

    • @MiqelDotCom
      @MiqelDotCom Před 5 lety +54

      I want a Don Beverage show modeled after Gordon Ramsey, where Don goes into different businesses and yells and everyone and freaks them out, breaks their will, and then forces them to behave like him to their customers.

    • @awonoto
      @awonoto Před 5 lety +36

      Don’t forget Don “Dan” Wilson of Iowa.

    • @BernardGarcon
      @BernardGarcon Před 4 lety +11

      @@umphreak9999 Have them open a bagel shop

    • @lenders1164
      @lenders1164 Před 3 lety +12

      Can he push the Whopper button?

  • @lv.2073
    @lv.2073 Před 4 lety +593

    31:56
    For anyone coming back specifically for Surviving Edged Weapons

  • @Lishadra
    @Lishadra Před 2 lety +89

    36:24 “Used for gutting sheep… and *other* warm-blooded animals.” You can practically hear the wink-wink nudge-nudge

  • @darkstar932
    @darkstar932 Před 5 lety +2270

    If they ever do a modern release, they should have Jay's quote on the box.
    "Surviving Edged Weapons is the Citizen Kane of VHS 90's Instructional video tapes."
    Perhaps paraphrased as "The Citizen Kane of instructional video tapes." - Some Hack Fraud

    • @Strawberry92fs
      @Strawberry92fs Před 3 lety +53

      Hey, they put a lot of care and effort into their podcast!

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol Před 3 lety +4

      Yup 😂

    • @astrosci8864
      @astrosci8864 Před 2 lety +3

      ...and yet, it was made in 1988...not a 90's video tape...

    • @jukeboxfandango
      @jukeboxfandango Před 2 lety +43

      I think the "A tear came out of my eye and it turned into a bald eagle and flew away" line should be on there too

    • @keithoneil9894
      @keithoneil9894 Před rokem +6

      That might make it into the Criterion Collection edition of Surviving Edged Weapons.

  • @lucario719
    @lucario719 Před 6 lety +1735

    the George Washington rap was so bad it lowered the value of the US dollar.

    • @scrunchyhoward8400
      @scrunchyhoward8400 Před 6 lety +20

      I thought it was awesome. The guy was like a cross between Slick & Ivan and the manager of Burger Trench from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode of Space Ghost.

    • @slamrobot6584
      @slamrobot6584 Před 6 lety +12

      I'm dead.

    • @umjackd
      @umjackd Před 6 lety +2

      czcams.com/video/l7iVsdRbhnc/video.html

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays Před 6 lety +2

      bran neelen's sclopio peeplio is a shitty low-effort attempt at funny in your face nonsense comedy with horrifically bad animation.

    • @carmex229
      @carmex229 Před 6 lety +7

      Only the one dollar bill though

  • @lucassalomon3144
    @lucassalomon3144 Před 3 lety +79

    When Jimmy says "there's nothing, nothing , NOTHIIIING" I lose it every time hahahaa

  • @bleachedbonez
    @bleachedbonez Před 3 lety +364

    "Nothing nothing NOTHING" will never not make me lose my shit

  • @supernova4161
    @supernova4161 Před 5 lety +1124

    I wish Surviving Edged Weapons had a section on how to survive comically oversized styrofoam knives

    • @LordEptar
      @LordEptar Před 3 lety +82

      That's the thing, there is no surviving comically oversized styrofoam weapons; if someone pulls one of those, you're done for 10 times out of 10.

    • @magmivire
      @magmivire Před 2 lety +65

      @@LordEptar And _that_ is why you mind your manners, man.

    • @erikjohnsen3978
      @erikjohnsen3978 Před 2 lety +16

      immediately cuts to graphic photo of 5 decapitated cops, of them 3 with genital mutilation.

    • @royalcrumble2384
      @royalcrumble2384 Před rokem +15

      ("You can gain the attacker's trust by addressing them by name.")
      "Now George, what are you doing with that knife? Come on, why don't you put it down and tell me about your rap video?"

    • @PaxJurassicus
      @PaxJurassicus Před rokem +9

      @@royalcrumble2384 It’s probably a bad idea to bring up the rap. That could cause him to fly into an uncontrollable rage and attack anyone in the vicinity.

  • @alexweldon7769
    @alexweldon7769 Před 6 lety +1106

    Used to work in a knife shop and can confirm the number of novelty knives hidden in things that do not require knives is hilariously high. I used to have a calculator knife exclusively for the purpose of saying I have a calculator knife. Sadly the item itself isn't very good at being either thing.

    • @MrGMoney1944
      @MrGMoney1944 Před 5 lety +57

      Try my half dollar knife someone went through the effort of partially hollowing out a half dollar to put a tiny curved knife that goes flush against the side.

    • @metalnut92
      @metalnut92 Před 5 lety +363

      Did you ever threaten to divide anyone in two with it?

    • @SxTxferlife
      @SxTxferlife Před 5 lety +80

      @@metalnut92 this is the most underrated comment in the whole section. 20/10 perfect pun

    • @mycoolhandgiveit
      @mycoolhandgiveit Před 5 lety +21

      @@metalnut92 Amazing

    • @Rick586
      @Rick586 Před 4 lety +30

      It honestly sounds like a normal graphing calculator would be a better weapon.
      Then again, you could hide a pretty big knife in one of those...

  • @graumail
    @graumail Před 4 lety +488

    The strangest thing to me about this video is still that Josh’s go-to reference for the Packers is Bart Starr. The man last played in 1971.

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 Před 3 lety +122

      Having spent a year in Madison, I can safely say I heard the name Bart Starr several times a week.

    • @danielcarlson7333
      @danielcarlson7333 Před 3 lety +12

      Josh is one of those fat guys who’s too into music to care about football

    • @Tetragrammaton22
      @Tetragrammaton22 Před 2 lety +21

      @@danielcarlson7333 Weird thing to say.

    • @danielcarlson7333
      @danielcarlson7333 Před 2 lety +11

      @@Tetragrammaton22 yeah, to an extent. You would think he would reference Brett Favre at least.

    • @rockduded8925
      @rockduded8925 Před rokem +3

      @@mr.k8072 Yeah, Favre was still in college too, and the most notable Packers QBs since Starr were Lynn Dickey and Don Majkoswki, so yeah they went with Starr.

  • @a.c.2906
    @a.c.2906 Před 2 lety +255

    To this very day I still say "a tear rolled out of my eye and turned into a bald eagle and flew away" when I see or hear something overly patrioctic.
    Thank you for the life-long quirk, ass hacks.

  • @babysatire6578
    @babysatire6578 Před 6 lety +159

    Cop and criminal stab
    1ft- stabbed in 1 second
    15ft-stabbed in 2 seconds
    100ft-say Martha really quick and make the criminal feel bad about his mom

  • @barry-allenthe-flash8396
    @barry-allenthe-flash8396 Před 6 lety +655

    * Man runs at you with a machete in slow motion, screaming
    * Narrator nonchalantly states, "This represents imminent danger for sure"
    This is the greatest thing ever XD

    • @heirofaniu
      @heirofaniu Před 6 lety +7

      Barry-Allen The-Flash
      The whole video is available uncensored on CZcams.

    • @TimThomason
      @TimThomason Před 4 lety +2

      @@heirofaniu I really hope that someone releases a censored version. I don't want to see those autopsy photos.

    • @heirofaniu
      @heirofaniu Před 4 lety +1

      @@TimThomason I can understand where you're coming from, but they're really not that bad. Hell, some of the over the top gore kills you see in horror movies are worse than the autopsy pictures in the movie.

    • @TimThomason
      @TimThomason Před 4 lety +7

      @@heirofaniu Yeah, I understand that horror films are overexaggerated and real life seems tame in comparison, but knowing that it's a real person suffering from a real injury, and not some squib and corn syrup, makes it far, far more... horrifying in my eyes. I can watch Friday the 13th films while eating breakfast, but I run across one picture of a dead guy with a real headshot, and I'm up every night that week.

  • @AlfredSoul
    @AlfredSoul Před 4 lety +778

    Them mocking the Milwaukee accent made me realise that 1., there is such a thing as a Milwaukee accent and 2., that all of RLM already have a pretty thick Milwaukee accent.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol Před 3 lety +6

      Same 😅

    • @aregulargamor
      @aregulargamor Před 3 lety +94

      Made me realize a Milwaukee accent is pretty much the same thing as a Canadian accent

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 Před 3 lety +50

      It’s like a mild form of what I call the Fargo accent

    • @melrose53
      @melrose53 Před 3 lety +31

      Oh ya sure ya betcha!!

    • @valysheev
      @valysheev Před 2 lety +7

      Only one I can't tell is rich tbh

  • @lv.2073
    @lv.2073 Před rokem +113

    36:43
    This extremely quick shot of Mike reacting in horror to the money clip is underappreciated

    • @RyanReenBattikh
      @RyanReenBattikh Před rokem +4

      just about every BOTW has these at some point they are fucking brilliant, they ones of Rich in the most recent one on After Last Season are like Renaissance Masterworks

  • @TK199999
    @TK199999 Před 6 lety +1334

    Predator 2 was made in the wrong place, forget LA. Its should have been set in Milwaukee in 1997.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis Před 5 lety +34

      Goddamn right.

    • @n11n12
      @n11n12 Před 5 lety +132

      I don't think the predator wouldn't have survived a day in Milwaukee

    • @bryanekers3472
      @bryanekers3472 Před 4 lety +45

      If the Predator wasn't attracted by heat but by sadness and industrial waste, you'd be 100% right.

    • @NameNotAlreadyTaken2
      @NameNotAlreadyTaken2 Před 4 lety +8

      That's 1987. Learn your Roman.

    • @joelagrue8266
      @joelagrue8266 Před 4 lety +6

      Bryan Ekers well now the predator is attracted to autism so predator 5 can be set in milwaukee!

  • @guybrushmonkey97
    @guybrushmonkey97 Před 6 lety +1663

    I love how sometimes their debate is actually longer than the tape itself

    • @UnfairEnforcer
      @UnfairEnforcer Před 5 lety +20

      Philly Wonken you’ve got to admit it though, they might have gone too far in a few places

    • @UnfairEnforcer
      @UnfairEnforcer Před 5 lety +16

      thewerepyreking no way...

    • @diego_wagner
      @diego_wagner Před 5 lety +8

      @@thewerepyreking homeboy that was also a prequel quote

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays Před 4 lety +6

      @@thewerepyreking he was quoting a star wars joke, wasn't meant to be a serious description

  • @NameNotAlreadyTaken2
    @NameNotAlreadyTaken2 Před 4 lety +575

    But are you familiar with the Mexican Sacatripe, used for gutting sheep... and other warm-blooded animals...

    • @themarkktv
      @themarkktv Před rokem +20

      It should be"Sacatripas". Tripas is Guts in Spanish.

    • @jv7x
      @jv7x Před rokem +4

      And Sacar means to "take out" or "extract" JEBUS!!

    • @brittnar
      @brittnar Před rokem +1

      I am now

    • @noesunyoutuber7680
      @noesunyoutuber7680 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@jv7xThe gut extractor! It does what the name suggests!

  • @TrueNubinator
    @TrueNubinator Před rokem +580

    Holy shit, edged weapons and forklift safety were on the wheel at the same time…what a night it could have been

    • @gm2256
      @gm2256 Před rokem +55

      and exploding varmints lol

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta Před rokem +75

      On the other hand, that bad luck gave us two of the best episodes of the show. Our cup stabbeth over

    • @whatdothlife4660
      @whatdothlife4660 Před rokem +4

      @@MegaZeta oh no no no no no

    • @MichaelAW17
      @MichaelAW17 Před rokem +3

      Wait, is the forklift one THE German one?

    • @JM-mg4el
      @JM-mg4el Před rokem

      @@MichaelAW17 no

  • @MadPanicGaming
    @MadPanicGaming Před 6 lety +3052

    The cop training video also doubles as a criminal training video.

    • @Siegberg91
      @Siegberg91 Před 6 lety +121

      KidShoryuken both are needed you dont want to get out of a job right

    • @i-killed-a-man
      @i-killed-a-man Před 6 lety +281

      to be fair, it says its intended for law enforcement only

    • @connorholt5391
      @connorholt5391 Před 6 lety

      KidShoryuken I

    • @OpenMawProductions
      @OpenMawProductions Před 6 lety +156

      Don't bring fair into this alright? Would it be FAIR for law enforcement to keep this Oscar worthy production to themselves? Hm? HM?

    • @baron8107
      @baron8107 Před 6 lety +38

      KidShoryuken
      And triples as a regular-dude training video.

  • @thewhatness
    @thewhatness Před 6 lety +86

    _Holy fuck,_ the laughing fit Rich breaks into at around 53:15 is the most infectious thing in this world. There are tears in my eyes.

    • @BAMikeyD
      @BAMikeyD Před 6 lety +3

      I had to hold it together watching this at work... but I failed.

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism Před 3 lety

      It is obligatory that you watch the Showdown / Robot in the Family BOTW starting at 25:54. Your life depends on it.

  • @gellister
    @gellister Před 3 lety +80

    11:23 Literally I am in tears... The inefficiency of the whole stabbing through a glass aperture and then the cop just starts batting the arm... This might be the funniest thing I have dealt with this year.

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC Před rokem +9

      I've seen quite a few police body cam videos out there demonstrating that real criminals can be just as dumb, if not dumber...
      "Sir, stop right there, or I will let my dog loose on you"
      *suspect just waves hand dismissively, turns, and starts walking away...
      2 seconds later he has been tackled to the ground by the police dog.

  • @aclabonte
    @aclabonte Před rokem +193

    I've watched this plenty of times but this is the first time I noticed Josh's stellar joke at 42:56, "Dat's a ceremonial dagger dere!" 💀💀

    • @codyw518
      @codyw518 Před rokem +10

      At 8:08 Mike rips a fart- never noticed that before haha

    • @oklahomakidz
      @oklahomakidz Před rokem

      🤣😂🤣😂😵☠️⚰️ DED

  • @ferzum7290
    @ferzum7290 Před 6 lety +232

    "I enjoy Surviving edge weapons far more than justice league"
    Rich, pacman shirt, evans

    • @scottreed7312
      @scottreed7312 Před 6 lety +19

      I haven't even seen Justice League and I have no reason to doubt the man. When presented with excerpts from both films, Surviving Edge Weapons looks like the superior product. Take notes WB!

    • @futonrevolution7671
      @futonrevolution7671 Před 6 lety +23

      Surviving Edged Weapons spent millions of dollars on CGI to add mustaches to every actor.

    • @OniMorter
      @OniMorter Před 6 lety +16

      And remove the mustaches off of the actresses

    • @DaBoweh
      @DaBoweh Před 6 lety

      Naaw, that was a different set of millions.

    • @levvy3006
      @levvy3006 Před 6 lety

      Do not bully!

  • @kurtdewitt460
    @kurtdewitt460 Před 6 lety +511

    My favorite WotW episode so far. The end with Rich's laugh killed me. The slots guy just turning it off and having a blank expression on his face killed me. So many parts killed me.

    • @ThePanicPuppet
      @ThePanicPuppet Před 6 lety +38

      Kurt DeWitt in the end it wasn't the edged weapons you couldn't survive

    • @iamnotanuggetblackhart5103
      @iamnotanuggetblackhart5103 Před 4 lety +3

      BECAUSE IT WAS A AN EDGED WEAPON YOU GOT KILLED BY!!!

    • @ShoRyuBarbie
      @ShoRyuBarbie Před 4 lety +5

      Holy shit, I'm only used to seeing the BotW acronym, so I read this as "Weapons of the Worst".

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol Před 3 lety

      Same 😂😂😂

    • @kurtdewitt460
      @kurtdewitt460 Před 3 lety

      @@ShoRyuBarbie Haha, had no idea I botched the acronym. Weapons of the Worst" is still accurate I guess.

  • @ugly-control
    @ugly-control Před 3 lety +64

    Jimmy filmed Top Slots because he was immediately inspired after attending Don Beveridge’s Customerization Seminar in the Multi Purpose Room next to the casino.

  • @legohalonascarfan3
    @legohalonascarfan3 Před 6 měsíci +12

    This video was released 6 years ago today and surviving edged weapons is still the greatest tape they've seen.

  • @bturner999
    @bturner999 Před 6 lety +100

    I can't believe they didn't include the part in surviving edged weapons where the REAL police officer says completely straight faced "I'm not gonna have my head chopped off by no scumbag in no ghetto"

  • @johannd.4856
    @johannd.4856 Před 6 lety +215

    Manners : The Hands Of Fate

  • @williambertels8257
    @williambertels8257 Před 4 lety +190

    You gotta give credit and respect to those Milwaukee officers. They have to patrol the mean streets with freaks like Rich Evans out there. God help them if they run into Mike after his third bottle of J&B Scotch.

  • @Mekboy_ComputerMonster
    @Mekboy_ComputerMonster Před 4 lety +183

    "Surviving Edged Weapons",
    or as I like to call it:
    "Milwaukee Cops vs EVERYTHING Sharp, *EVER"*

  • @dylvg5739
    @dylvg5739 Před 6 lety +44

    This is Director Dennis Anderson's one and only film. He left a violent, succinct, directorial epitaph that will withstand the test of time. Bless you, you magnificent human being.

  • @Fergit_
    @Fergit_ Před 6 lety +1021

    Mike drinking a pint of absinthe to get by.

    • @64bitcrafts
      @64bitcrafts Před 6 lety +58

      7 minutes in, and I really can't decide whether this was the most trashed he's ever been at a shoot, or if he's sober for once and his ability to be funny has disappeared with his booze.
      Then again, his lack of proper timing could be indicative of a cannabis high... Imma go ponder the mystery.

    • @ClassicBentobox
      @ClassicBentobox Před 6 lety +21

      I think his friends worked with it well, but whether it was drinking or not, his comedic timing was way off on this one

    • @reefchiefer
      @reefchiefer Před 6 lety +82

      I convinced he never stopped drinking hi-c echto cooler with Dan Aykroyd vodka

    • @Jajalaatmaar
      @Jajalaatmaar Před 6 lety +13

      That sounds great. Any other of you hacks have any tips for Mr. Booze?

    • @FredCracklin
      @FredCracklin Před 6 lety +13

      I was sure he was drinking mouth wash.

  • @Marz997
    @Marz997 Před 6 měsíci +6

    This is the best episode of anything RLM related.
    “Dont be a drip, wipe your lip.” 😂

  • @ewanedwards6822
    @ewanedwards6822 Před 2 lety +61

    I appreciate the raw unfettered power of surviving edge weapons in making it seem like Milwaukee is the most dangerous fucking place on the planet

    • @jiggusfiggus
      @jiggusfiggus Před 23 dny

      Well it is IS the home of famous pretty-boy Jeffrey Dahmer.

  • @Dardessia
    @Dardessia Před 6 lety +3268

    Surviving Edged Weapons for widespread international 2018 release please

    • @clearmountain28
      @clearmountain28 Před 6 lety +76

      Its on youtube. Best we can hope for i think

    • @The1BluePhantom
      @The1BluePhantom Před 6 lety +24

      It would be 6 seconds long, and just be the scene from Indiana Jones.

    • @FutBoy281
      @FutBoy281 Před 6 lety +51

      While you were watching Manners, I studied the blade

    • @lilwyvern4
      @lilwyvern4 Před 6 lety +12

      'ey, props t' you fer yoozin' dat Milwaukee accent in yer kawwwments, dontchaknow.

    • @factotums
      @factotums Před 6 lety +37

      That video is a historical document on why cops in the USA act the way they do. It's a psychological tool to turn normal people into paranoia mechanisms who act like everything is going to stab them all of the time. It's like manufactured schizophrenia. It should go into a museum from a hopefully better time in human history.

  • @jrredsoxfan
    @jrredsoxfan Před 6 lety +433

    Slots guy is like a real life Ants in My Eyes Johnson

  • @lucypeterson2231
    @lucypeterson2231 Před 4 lety +325

    People might disagree with me, but this is the most perfect episode of Best of the Worst

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 Před 4 lety +61

      Mike drinks too much, check. Mike makes fun of Rich, check. Jay mentions David Lynch, check. Rich makes fun of someone in one of the videos by imitating them, check. Josh gets angry both genuinely once, and later as a joke, check.

    • @gswhipkey1
      @gswhipkey1 Před 3 lety +13

      All that's missing from this episode is a dose of Don Beveridge.

    • @gabbyprincip1575
      @gabbyprincip1575 Před 3 lety +20

      Its a toss up between this one,the halloween episode with Vampire Assassin,Hacko Lanter,Cathy's Curse. And the one with The Jar,Future War and White Fire
      .
      Those are endlessly rewatchable, if you ever want to introduce someone to RLM you can't go wrong with those 3 episodes, they are perfect.

    • @johnt.campbell316
      @johnt.campbell316 Před 3 lety +4

      @@gabbyprincip1575 You know, I'm kinda surprised that Mike didn't go "full contrarian" on this video and choose something *other* than Surviving Edged Weapons. He did it on the Vampire Assassin episode, and the Creating Rem Lazar episode. Not even Mike could think of enough bullshit reasons to pick a different video. He knew even the audience would turn on him if he did that. Haha!!

    • @gabbyprincip1575
      @gabbyprincip1575 Před 3 lety +12

      @@johnt.campbell316 I think you can't do the contrarian gag with Surviving Edge weapons, Mike was pushing it when he did it to Rem Lazar.

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 Před 4 lety +91

    Are we not going to talk about how Josh "The Wizard" is actually wearing what appears to be a silken wizard robe in this episode?

    • @matthewchapman6305
      @matthewchapman6305 Před 4 lety +4

      Omg I just noticed that

    • @Belgand
      @Belgand Před 2 lety +15

      It's a smoking jacket. I can't believe there was all that discussion of Rich's Pac-Man shirt and nothing about Josh's dapper threads.

  • @bigbadseed7665
    @bigbadseed7665 Před 5 lety +360

    "He's got a sword!"
    "You idiots! We've all got swords!"

    • @pdlagasse
      @pdlagasse Před 4 lety +23

      JOHN: A knife! He has a knife!
      ELEANOR OF AQUITAINE: of course he has a knife. He always has a knife. We all have knives. It’s 1183 and we’re barbarians!
      - “The Lion in Winter”

  • @philrob1978
    @philrob1978 Před 5 lety +549

    Another rewatch of this legendary episode - SEW aside, Jay crying laughing at the slot machine guy is just a gift to the world, I'm in pain laughing with him. That feeling of laughing SO hard that you can't make any noise and tears stream is the cure for everything. Big shout out also to Joe Bagadonuts, wherever you are!

    • @philrob1978
      @philrob1978 Před 4 lety +17

      @@trutwijd I want Rich cackling like that at my funeral. I'd pay a handsome sum of money for it.

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism Před 3 lety +11

      The only way it could have been better is if Jimmy "The Scot" emptied his pockets and went in for one final loss.

    • @whitejosh444
      @whitejosh444 Před 2 lety +6

      Just finished my 4th time watching this episode

    • @SuperDerp5
      @SuperDerp5 Před rokem

      I love the beginning of this episode; where Josh rolls up into a little ball of rage, lol. That wizard ;is on fire on this one.

  • @robk.6591
    @robk.6591 Před 3 lety +107

    @12:20 Manners - Who Needs 'Em?
    @23:32 The Manners Rap
    @24:03 Top Slots
    @31:41 Surviving Edged Weapons!!!!! 🏆
    @42:17 Yes!!!
    @43:16 Rich loves it!
    @46:47 One less digit
    @49:05 Psycho
    @51:02 Standing Ovation

  • @EpiphanyDraws
    @EpiphanyDraws Před 3 lety +46

    This is it. The first botw/rlm video I ever saw. Bless the algorithm for showing me but also curse it for making me chase the high of surviving edged weapons

  • @gretchenramos392
    @gretchenramos392 Před 6 lety +40

    "Having the courage to do that in front of a camera..." High praise indeed, from the man who jerked his red astromech droid for love of Star Wars.

  • @Phryguye
    @Phryguye Před 6 lety +299

    I remember watching Surviving Edged Weapons during my firearms training in the security industry. In Australia.

    • @dndboy13
      @dndboy13 Před 6 lety +40

      did work cover the months of psychotherapy after?

  • @Sarged40
    @Sarged40 Před 2 lety +95

    Theory about the Coca Cola hat: the producer was watching Goldfinger and wanted to incorporate Oddjob’s razor hat as a weapon and the costume designer did not get the memo.

  • @PhannelPhill
    @PhannelPhill Před 4 lety +79

    I love how their natural accents start creeping through.

  • @alexnedved6830
    @alexnedved6830 Před 6 lety +19

    "Dat's a ceremonial dagger dere" Oh man I nearly cried.

  • @rogerpuzzitiello5175
    @rogerpuzzitiello5175 Před 6 lety +466

    I have to thank you guys for letting me know about Surviving Edged Weapons. I needed to write a final report for my criminology class about violent crimes, and after viewing it I had a lot of more material to work with. Just learned that I got a passing grade on it, so thanks for that.

    • @dr.jacksonbright5723
      @dr.jacksonbright5723 Před 5 lety +77

      Holy shit, Wheel of the Worst helped you in school. Isn’t life great?

    • @ozzymandias8137
      @ozzymandias8137 Před 3 lety +9

      I used the HitB Summer Box Office episode for a film industry paper a couple years ago, it was genuinely helpful

  • @thescaredshadow
    @thescaredshadow Před 4 lety +71

    I like how Mike and Jay throw their arms up like someone scored a touchdown during Surviving Edge Weapons.

  • @TheRealJabbergeist
    @TheRealJabbergeist Před 3 lety +29

    47:56 Josh lightly slaps the table and one of the bulbs behind him burns out.

    • @f1shze4lot
      @f1shze4lot Před rokem +7

      Rich engineered the letters so their lights correspond to different secret buttons that he hid around the studio

  • @Khazuki_
    @Khazuki_ Před 6 lety +41

    "A tear came out of my eye... and it turned into a bald eagle, and it flew away"

  • @PenguinDT
    @PenguinDT Před 6 lety +413

    Seriously, you guys need to join with the Edged Weapons folks for "Space Cop 2: Knife Edge"

  • @3n3my33
    @3n3my33 Před rokem +17

    Jay's "FUCK YEAHHHH!!" at 42:36 is the best thing I've ever heard

  • @Julia-qt5wd
    @Julia-qt5wd Před 4 lety +87

    I had the fish that girl was holding in Manners: Who Needs Them
    His name was Bloop Bloop

    • @Steverino322
      @Steverino322 Před 3 lety +4

      lol same but mine was a salmon or tuna, my grandpa who loves fishing got it for me when I was like 5. Pretty sure my mom threw it away because she thought it was fucking ridiculous looking xD

  • @wanderslostify
    @wanderslostify Před 5 lety +213

    My favorite RLM moment is when they realize that the cops are responding to a Satanic ritual. One of them (maybe Josh) bellows "Yess! Yessss!" That level of joy is what makes this channel so fun.

  • @ThePostApocalypticInventor
    @ThePostApocalypticInventor Před 6 lety +1358

    What a wonderful episode. Someone has to put the "Edged Weapons" tape on CZcams! Wait...It already is!

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays Před 6 lety +26

      It's on CZcams lol

    • @BloodyBobJr
      @BloodyBobJr Před 6 lety +11

      I'm so happy its on here..

    • @jmalmsten
      @jmalmsten Před 6 lety +15

      Holy crap yes! I need to gather friends, families and relatives (especially the kids) to watch this one in my home theatre! I mean, the reenactnments in there beats the crap out of modern day gore fests for crying out loud. In fact I'll go directly to my computer to rip the videostream to a downloaded file and burn several dvds so as to make sure that if CZcams takes it down, I still have a viewable copy!

    • @n0hwanatoll473
      @n0hwanatoll473 Před 6 lety +5

      J Truts thank u god

    • @awonoto
      @awonoto Před 6 lety +56

      Actually went to see the whole 82 minutes of the video. It was riveting. Wasn’t mentioned in the discussion is how finely structured the whole video is. From the beginning caveman open, it goes to show the cops “loosing.” Cut to emotional cops interviews on the harrowing knife attack experience. It tells and shows us the threats facing the cops. Then, the narrator discuss the tactics for the cops to win. Then it shows cops “winning.” Then the cops interviewed again, victorious with heroic music playing. But suddenly, a bittersweet ending. The heroic music fades, the cop broke down emotionally, but remained resolute nevertheless.
      Dennis Anderson needs to direct and produce the next DC movie.

  • @hafshahl249
    @hafshahl249 Před 4 lety +86

    jay silently cry-laughing for a minute straight brings so much joy into my life

  • @Bidniss.
    @Bidniss. Před 4 lety +55

    Surviving edged weapons is the greatest slasher film of all time.

  • @Cybernaut2011
    @Cybernaut2011 Před 6 lety +326

    Rich Evans: "This pacman shirt is fucking awesome and you can't handle it."
    Rich "middle school edge" Evans

    • @gamman1
      @gamman1 Před 6 lety +9

      As the weapons.

    • @kurks001
      @kurks001 Před 6 lety +8

      vsGoliath Surviving Edged Evans.

  • @TheArchfiend
    @TheArchfiend Před 6 lety +94

    Never in my life did I think the Shoji segment would be topped on Best of the Worst but it has. This is a great day in American history.

    • @anti0918
      @anti0918 Před 6 lety +15

      Remember, remember, the 4th of December.

    • @byronvisiado09
      @byronvisiado09 Před 6 lety

      Lmao! I know right?

    • @Murdock_the_Pooch
      @Murdock_the_Pooch Před 6 lety +2

      TheArchfiend A holiday must be created to commemorate this event.

    • @EldritchAugur
      @EldritchAugur Před 6 lety +1

      The best of all time is still "The Osteoporosis Dance." I can still watch that and end up curled in a ball downing vicotin and whiskey in a desperate attempt to stem the abdominal pain from laughing so much.

    • @Enkarashaddam
      @Enkarashaddam Před 6 lety +1

      Ya shoji was pretty high up there for a long time

  • @vfreek4ever899
    @vfreek4ever899 Před 2 lety +31

    This and the Rem Lezar episode are pure gold!

  • @jamiekelly6587
    @jamiekelly6587 Před 4 lety +78

    Jay - "I'm never going outside again"
    Felt that

    • @Kris-wp3fm
      @Kris-wp3fm Před 3 lety +2

      Had to do a quick check to see if you were talking about COVID-19. I never expected this plague to last ten months and more.

    • @NolanWillard
      @NolanWillard Před 3 lety +4

      hi from nine months later

  • @mikkabouzu
    @mikkabouzu Před 6 lety +39

    This might be the drunkest Mike has ever been on camera. This goes above and beyond any fake drunk acting. Glorious.

    • @bk138gt6
      @bk138gt6 Před 6 lety +3

      mikkabouzu White Fire video is his most drunk

    • @RoboBoddicker
      @RoboBoddicker Před 6 lety +1

      This is actually the least drunk he has ever been on camera

  • @scrimscromble1883
    @scrimscromble1883 Před 6 lety +116

    I watched "Surviving Edged Weapons" in a highschool class once, the teacher was a retired cop and took it %100 serious

    • @jetfire851
      @jetfire851 Před 6 lety

      So did everyone break down laughing, or were you all trying to hold it in until one of you cracked?

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 Před 6 lety +19

      I’d take it serious too, everything’s a knifes

    • @FrankieWuzHere
      @FrankieWuzHere Před 6 lety +17

      I mean a LOT of them are based off stuff that has happened. Big reason why many officers have PTSD or major anxiety.

    • @irllcd13
      @irllcd13 Před 6 lety +2

      I had a teacher that was a retired cop and he showed us how to take a gun away from someone, you can even shoot them in the face with their own finger with the move.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 Před 6 lety +1

      Showing kids exactly how to take a gun away and or shoot someone with their own gun, as well as how you can make anything into a knife and the best way to get at police officers...i'm sue plenty of kids who grew up to be criminals or on the other side of the law in those classes took those lessons to heart..one reason police procedure should only be shown to cops.

  • @labw7253
    @labw7253 Před 4 lety +41

    Once Rich starts laughing it’s over, I’m done. He has the most infectious laugh ever and had me in tears. This is one of the very best and funniest episodes ever.

  • @connororeilly7157
    @connororeilly7157 Před rokem +17

    Get Milwaukee trivia and Wisconsin accents involved and Josh will take it from there. "How ya doin? Who's yer favorite wide receiver?" 😂

  • @PirateZ1
    @PirateZ1 Před 6 lety +156

    One of the few shows that consistently gets better with each episode

    • @smugalice6206
      @smugalice6206 Před 6 lety +4

      Sebastian Rodriguez Like a fine wine, this show is.

  • @LesCritiquesduMaSQuE
    @LesCritiquesduMaSQuE Před 6 lety +299

    Man, this was a Feast of the Worst.
    It was all good!

  • @averagejoe225
    @averagejoe225 Před 2 lety +23

    42:51 I would give anything to see Jay's face during this laugh

  • @alectrzaskowski6792
    @alectrzaskowski6792 Před 3 lety +56

    Coming back after watching the episode on Abstinence with Athletes, I can safely say that 50% of all cops get wounded from knife attacks, and the other 50% die from knife attacks.