Best of the Worst: Suburban Sasquatch

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  • čas přidán 9. 11. 2017
  • The group dissects one of their absolute favorite terrible movies, Suburban Sasquatch! The terrifying story of a guy in a shitty gorilla costume ripping rubber arms off terrible actors!
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  • @Synnamon27
    @Synnamon27 Před 5 lety +1544

    Mike laughs like a proud dad when Jay told that miscarriage joke

  • @rexmundi3108
    @rexmundi3108 Před 3 lety +2562

    Lets just consider the fact that the director had an actual police cruiser for the movie. Couldn't get uniforms or holsters. But he got a police cruiser,

    • @gelraldoldo5152
      @gelraldoldo5152 Před 3 lety +36

      Lol

    • @madmehr
      @madmehr Před 3 lety +19

      @@mattcrosby2310 fuck off.... are you for real?

    • @ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641
      @ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641 Před 3 lety +112

      It's wicked easy to get a police cruiser, just go to a police auction. They sell them dirt cheap when they're done with them, but they remove the paint though. Cop uniforms have to be special ordered through only a couple companies, and you need proof you're affiliated with the police.

    • @SecuR0M
      @SecuR0M Před 3 lety +169

      @@mattcrosby2310 "A belt from a surplus store" and "some black Rothco jackets with Milkwaukee police patches" isn't expensive though.

    • @SecuR0M
      @SecuR0M Před 3 lety +80

      @@mattcrosby2310 Cool, but no one cares about the stitching on overpriced fashion statements.
      Any generic black pleather holster, some empty pouches, a cheap belt, and a pair of trousers or jeans with black jacket or raincoat is fine.
      You can get a good, workable police uniform for like $50 tops at a surplus shop. Maybe another $50 for specific patches and a holster. Throw in random boots and it's fine.
      No one with a social life will be able to tell the difference on camera, or if they do, they won't care.
      The funny thing is that since cops are a captive market they're being taken for a ride by everyone from the city council, data storage services for body cams, and their own uniform suppliers.
      Imagine paying $200 for a $20 shirt. Lol.

  • @Mxlsptlk
    @Mxlsptlk Před 5 lety +2834

    One of the most amazing things about this movie is the director's decision to spend a lot of time and effort 3D modeling a net over the sasquatch only to have it look way worse than an easily obtainable, cheap, prop net.

    • @GreenDinoRanger
      @GreenDinoRanger Před 4 lety +181

      And the sasquatch itself under said net also looks like it was put in there post production. When one guy pokes at it with the gun, the whole section of the body kind of morphs inwards

    • @etalex7074
      @etalex7074 Před 4 lety +209

      And they throw an actual net over him in the previous shot.

    • @williamskay109
      @williamskay109 Před 3 lety +41

      Etalex yeah but it’s like the smallest net ever made, it barely covers Suburban Sasquatch’s head 😂

    • @graumail
      @graumail Před 3 lety +79

      @@williamskay109 It has to be that they just didn’t want to shell out the $300 for a big fancy net, when Dave can just cobble it together for free on his break from Foot Locker.

    • @barnabascoal3897
      @barnabascoal3897 Před 2 lety +1

      *L0L'Ss*

  • @reopuraimu4962
    @reopuraimu4962 Před 4 lety +1154

    The "costume designer" saying she had always dreamed of working on "a Dave Wascavage film" makes me think this has got to be a joke.

    • @wmwinterbottom
      @wmwinterbottom Před 3 lety +35

      Reo Puraimu her segment is from a Christopher Guest movie, that line, the shitty costume, completely glazing over Sasquatch’s breasts... I cant

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 Před 2 lety +9

      @@wmwinterbottom , I bet Rich wishes he was completely glazing over Sasquatch's breasts

    • @wmwinterbottom
      @wmwinterbottom Před 2 lety +189

      “We share a lot of the same sentiments towards Sasquatch”

    • @thatonedude9744
      @thatonedude9744 Před 2 lety +80

      Having seen the first Dave movie, Fungicide, it looks like it’d be a ton of fun to work on a Wascavage production, I get being excited. Especially if they’re local

    • @patbren293
      @patbren293 Před 2 lety +38

      I think he obviously just told her to say that

  • @tenezacarichard502
    @tenezacarichard502 Před 6 lety +3889

    i love how in the trivia on IMDB about Surburban Sasquatch, it says its a biopic about Rich Evans

  • @ethan.branthoover3460
    @ethan.branthoover3460 Před 2 lety +317

    I got the sasquatchs roar as my text notifications and it's made my life immensely happier

  • @AnthonySimeone
    @AnthonySimeone Před 6 lety +1342

    The juxtaposition of the entitled suburban woman eating a hot dog and sasquatch eating a person is high art, indeed. Deep stuff, very symbolic.

    • @liquidchris5215
      @liquidchris5215 Před 3 lety +78

      driving their toy chandelier round in their 90s ford suv is a realistic way of showing how opulent the entitled are

    • @Mekboy_ComputerMonster
      @Mekboy_ComputerMonster Před 3 lety +35

      Dare thy say;
      It broke...
      _…New Ground..._

    • @manlymcstud8588
      @manlymcstud8588 Před 2 lety +8

      @@liquidchris5215 not a toy chandelier, just one you'd find at a garage sale for five bucks.

    • @kitpalmer1583
      @kitpalmer1583 Před rokem +7

      Very allegorical

    • @mat5473
      @mat5473 Před 7 měsíci +2

      The angle on the hot dog woman was so vulgar. Why did he have to get right in there so close up on her chomping the dog?

  • @callumforbes4369
    @callumforbes4369 Před rokem +130

    I'm a currently raising a nearly 2 month old baby, and the smile the sasquach noises in this give her are almost as wide as the ones she gets when Rich laughs. This video is a great father daughter bonding experience.

  • @gabrieljones7414
    @gabrieljones7414 Před 6 lety +1085

    I love that the dog walked away in embarrassment after the production designer said "I've always wanted to work on a Dave Wackdanivich film."

  • @GatlingSmash
    @GatlingSmash Před 6 lety +2383

    Um, ACTUALLY, the dog's death scene is an objection to the domestication of nature. You just don't understand it because you don't appreciate nature.

    • @GatlingSmash
      @GatlingSmash Před 6 lety +103

      Well, if I had to support my joke argument... I'd say the scene applies the survival of the fittest into a setting in which it's rarely seen in a brutal demonstration of the relentlessness of nature's inhabitants? Hence we witness the pathetic death of a defenseless creature whose ancestor, ironically, is a majestic alpha predator.

    • @millenniumhandandshrimp2610
      @millenniumhandandshrimp2610 Před 6 lety +7

      I'd like to know, are you another "fuck nature" right wing person, or are you just commenting on the fact that this movie is mind boglingly horrendous?

    • @cozyapustaja8249
      @cozyapustaja8249 Před 6 lety +16

      Nature

    • @markhaus
      @markhaus Před 5 lety +30

      So we must get nature to fight nature, because ... nature

    • @RoyalFlush270
      @RoyalFlush270 Před 5 lety +46

      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Suburban Sasquatch.

  • @DooLittleDoesNothing
    @DooLittleDoesNothing Před 3 lety +360

    Can't believe y'all forgot to mention arguably the best line of the entire movie where the mom tells the kid "Monsters are not real, like the boogeyman or your father. They're not really there."
    Like even if that's a line that was supposed to be funny it's made a thousand times funnier by how incompetent everything surrounding it is.

    • @jackcouch8322
      @jackcouch8322 Před 10 měsíci +21

      Shame, because that’s a legitimately a good joke

  • @sentinelmoonfang
    @sentinelmoonfang Před 5 lety +1480

    I just watched this movie tonight with some friends, because for some reason we hadn't had enough dumpster fire with the Super Bowl. You guys left out the part that gave us the hardest laughs. We joked the whole time about the grandma character being the director's mom. Not only was that actress the director's mom, but she is also credited with catering. She literally baked Little Dave Wascavage and his friends cookies while they made their little Bigfoot picture. There are, in fact, at least four separate Wascavages in the credits. These Wascavages are a national treasure and I cannot wait to see the next Dave Wascavage feature.

    • @thesaltmerchant4564
      @thesaltmerchant4564 Před 5 lety +97

      Well they dont want to spoil the entire movie

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux Před rokem +49

      That's honestly kinda sweet and I can't blame them

    • @spitefulbirb
      @spitefulbirb Před rokem +33

      @@JeanMarceaux It goes past pathetic and becomes kinda endearing a bit lol.

    • @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf
      @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf Před rokem +45

      For real though she's a good mom for supporting her son no matter how bad it was.

    • @twilightcitystudios
      @twilightcitystudios Před 8 měsíci +2

      A true family run small biz film production.

  • @JoshDosh
    @JoshDosh Před 6 lety +226

    Remember when Sasquatch fought D.B. Cooper at a gay house

    • @JohnSmith-tr9us
      @JohnSmith-tr9us Před 6 lety +11

      So that's why Rich Evans called it "Sack Squatch" instead of Sasquatch, makes sense.

  • @autumnhippie4104
    @autumnhippie4104 Před 6 lety +4873

    I can always tell who edits the episode. Looks like a professional and well put together video? Jay did it. Filled with close ups of reactions and embarrassing loops of people? Definitely Mike.

    • @thenightrider2121
      @thenightrider2121 Před 6 lety +650

      Autumn Hippie Mike likes having fun at other people's expense, especially Rich's. So I totally get his editing.

    • @autumnhippie4104
      @autumnhippie4104 Před 6 lety +418

      I agree. His editing is hilarious.

    • @fishblades
      @fishblades Před 6 lety +287

      It is pretty interesting we can tell who is editing because of their style. I'm glad they take turns. So far Mike has the best edit though. Parole force violators: even. So fucking funny.

    • @Modzorz
      @Modzorz Před 6 lety +278

      "edited by jay bauman"
      Whoopsiedaisy

    • @WatrDragn
      @WatrDragn Před 6 lety +65

      Are the ones with the star-wipes Jack, or am I just hoping they are?

  • @graumail
    @graumail Před 6 lety +118

    Dave Wascavage has said the budget for this film was $540, most of it food for the actors. It took a year and a half to make.

  • @jarekveles7159
    @jarekveles7159 Před 5 lety +401

    Director: Dave Wascavage
    Writer: Dave Wascavage
    Editor: Dave Wascavage
    Camera: Dave Wascavage
    Music composed by: Dave Wascavage
    Now that's what I call commitment to art.

  • @timur7381
    @timur7381 Před 6 lety +1553

    God damn, Space Cop out takes look like Bladerunner cuts next to this.

    • @noahdienel2598
      @noahdienel2598 Před 6 lety +23

      So, still shit? :P

    • @CharlesM1992
      @CharlesM1992 Před 6 lety +83

      Did you just call Bladerunner shit? >:C

    • @swiftlymurmurs1825
      @swiftlymurmurs1825 Před 6 lety +55

      Noah Dienel The Blade Runner story may be confusing, convoluted and boring to some, but you must admit the movie is very pretty

    • @scooperfield
      @scooperfield Před 5 lety +2

      New Blade Runner, right? :)

    • @thegreywanderer8427
      @thegreywanderer8427 Před 5 lety +35

      That's because all the scenes of Space Cop are actually cut out of the Blade Runner 2049. True fact.

  • @dead123456789
    @dead123456789 Před 6 lety +1339

    "David Miscarriage"
    I legitimately spit out my food at that XD

  • @KidzBopOfficial
    @KidzBopOfficial Před rokem +200

    I don't know if I already commented this or just thought I did, but this review made me recommend Surburban Sasquatch for my mom, who loved exactly this kind of movie. She watched it during her last year of life and was so absolutely thrilled by it-- So, thank you guys for introducing me to something that made an awful year just a little bit more enjoyable for her.

  • @That2J
    @That2J Před 2 lety +292

    I'm so glad Jack hadnt seen this movie beforehand.
    He's the everyman character the audience can project themselves onto.
    And his reactions are priceless.

    • @ND-nr6mx
      @ND-nr6mx Před rokem +36

      Jack is adorable with his flamboyant reactions to the movies and especially when he has something he really wants to say to the other guys.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 Před rokem +29

      His home alone face he keeps pulling in some of the reaction shots kill me every time

    • @IanMHaraldsonDecker
      @IanMHaraldsonDecker Před rokem +18

      he seems like a cool dude

    • @Rakehell_OW
      @Rakehell_OW Před rokem

      He’s like a human C3P0 but more swishy somehow

  • @Captroop
    @Captroop Před 6 lety +340

    34:43 "His shirt is very large." The way Jay says that just cracks me up every time!

  • @lotus-prince
    @lotus-prince Před 2 lety +88

    Five years later, and I still laugh out loud when I hear "we share a lot of the same sentiments on sasquatch."

  • @QTPiNintendofan
    @QTPiNintendofan Před 6 lety +515

    The best terrible movies are the ones that had creators who genuinely cared about what they were doing. The most hilarious atrocities--ones like The Room, this film, or Birdemic--are genuine efforts to entertain or spread a message. This movie is a beautiful mess!

    • @couriertx
      @couriertx Před 4 lety +59

      Yeah definitely. It’s like watching a five year old singing there heart out off key at a recital, it’s both pathetic and rather adorable.

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 Před 3 lety +22

      Same with Troll 2

    • @liquidchris5215
      @liquidchris5215 Před 3 lety +27

      and people try to do that on purpose and its just boring, like birdemic 2, like they become self aware and try to play along with the joke but it just feels pathetic

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 Před 3 lety +3

      Space cop

    • @CylindricalWhistle
      @CylindricalWhistle Před 3 lety +12

      @@liquidchris5215 This is why I didn't watch sharknado or any of that stuff. It's not fun to me when they're doing it deliberately.

  • @ethantrulson3213
    @ethantrulson3213 Před 3 lety +185

    What’s funny about the production designer saying “I’ve always wanted to work on a Dave Wascavage film” is that, at the time of Suburban Sasquatch being filmed, Wascavage only had one other film out.

    • @CelestialWoodway
      @CelestialWoodway Před 3 lety +57

      People wanted to work with Tarantino after Reservoir Dogs also.

    • @talkinghoorse6936
      @talkinghoorse6936 Před 2 lety +67

      @@CelestialWoodway Dave Wascavage truly is the next Tarantino.

    • @JeonardShadby505
      @JeonardShadby505 Před 2 lety

      He was probably Dave's former babysitter

    • @jesseperry9602
      @jesseperry9602 Před rokem +3

      Yeah...I think that gave away the game a little. Up until then I could buy that this was just the work of a complete incompetent...but you can't get me to believe that line is genuine.

    • @cyborgoftheyear
      @cyborgoftheyear Před rokem +4

      That's one of the things that makes me think this might have all been a prank pulled on Wascavage.

  • @Boonehams
    @Boonehams Před 6 lety +2449

    Pocahonduras.

  • @jonnybaynham1689
    @jonnybaynham1689 Před rokem +16

    "It's so dense, every single frame has so many things going wrong"

  • @MidlandsMovies
    @MidlandsMovies Před 6 lety +1832

    This may just be the best triple-joke from RLM ever
    Jay: "Looks like a confessional tape from someone admitting to murders"
    Jack: "Just off screen is a lamp made from a face"
    Mike: "...I wanna talk about why I did what I did"
    * Rich Evans laugh *

    • @XXSaberFaulSoul
      @XXSaberFaulSoul Před 4 lety +5

      Å

    • @joecool2721
      @joecool2721 Před 4 lety +29

      C-c-combo

    • @KneelB4Bacon
      @KneelB4Bacon Před 4 lety +20

      "I wanna tell you why I did what I did" ಠ_ಠ

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 Před 3 lety +14

      @@aaahzpervect5755because mainstream success doesn't come just out of nowhere. You can be the funniest person ever, but if you're not working to a mainstream medium you won't appeal to a mainstream audience.

    • @jeffolsen7566
      @jeffolsen7566 Před 3 lety +4

      @@jeltje50 im also glad they Didnt. You have to earn their laughter

  • @stevenvictoria9568
    @stevenvictoria9568 Před 3 lety +106

    I love Jack's horrified expression while everyone around him laughs.

  • @HackTheMovies
    @HackTheMovies Před 6 lety +1292

    I was in Dave Wascavage's other movie Zombies By Design! One of the first movies I worked on. It was a fun time.

    • @girbusthewise7688
      @girbusthewise7688 Před 6 lety +48

      Too bad good times never last, but hey, times are looking up again, eh, Totino?

    • @83staceyann
      @83staceyann Před 6 lety +109

      HACK THE MOVIES I would really love to hear more about your experiences with the wonderful Mr. Wascavage!! Tell us more, pretty please?

    • @girbusthewise7688
      @girbusthewise7688 Před 6 lety +51

      stacey murray Tony, this is a perfect chance for you to advertise your channel and Mummy Cop. Make a video about Wescavage, fans for days, and RLM fans are of the highest quality.

    • @83staceyann
      @83staceyann Před 6 lety +10

      Colby Martin Do it, Tony! Your buddy is so right!

    • @zanmaru139
      @zanmaru139 Před 6 lety +60

      Turns out Troubled Moon Films, the "production company" that created this "film" has a website that looks like it's from the 90s, with "Designed by Dave Wasvage" at the bottom. I'm pretty sure I just paypal'd the man $8 directly for a DVD copy of Suburban Sasquatch. Crossing my fingers it actually arrives.
      I mean, SOME of the pages on his site say "Copyright 2016"... the ones that don't have it listed as 2009, so maybe he still does business?

  • @LittleJimmy835
    @LittleJimmy835 Před 6 lety +531

    I _refuse_ to believe a movie this bad could be made unintentionally. Christ, it's actually HARDER to do a fake CGI net on the ground then to just use the real one you clearly already had on set in the previous shot! How the hell could you do that by accident?

    • @thenightrider2121
      @thenightrider2121 Před 6 lety +28

      Maybe the director thought the real net didn't look right in that angle. He could have adjusted it but probably it was too late to go back and change it.

    • @samtackmier9274
      @samtackmier9274 Před 6 lety +81

      LittleJimmy835 I wonder if there was a continuity error? Some mix up that they forgot to put the net on the sasquatch in the second shot, so that wascally wascovich took it upon himself to render a creepy crawley net!

    • @9ZenMedia
      @9ZenMedia Před 6 lety +125

      The way the costume designer talks seems so much like a parody of Hollywood pretentious blabbering it’s got to be a massive prank on the world.

    • @thenightrider2121
      @thenightrider2121 Před 6 lety +9

      The existence of Dangerous Men disagrees.

    • @Flaileigh
      @Flaileigh Před 6 lety +4

      The commentary reminded me of the one from Pig Hunt. It was so adamant that I'm not sure if it was a parody or not. (I was impressed with the pig puppet seeing as it wasn't CGI and looked good)

  • @TheM00ndawg
    @TheM00ndawg Před 6 lety +784

    One episode they should cut all Rich's dialogue, except for him laughing.

  • @Pepemarcaacme
    @Pepemarcaacme Před 3 lety +345

    Its "La Pollohontas". Female. Hugs from Mexico, let me get back to my indian chief

    • @gelraldoldo5152
      @gelraldoldo5152 Před 3 lety +2

      Tell your chief i said hi.
      And to send money, need moeny NOW!SSETT$

    • @TheKML777
      @TheKML777 Před 3 lety +17

      You mean your Indian-Italian Chief?

    • @Pepemarcaacme
      @Pepemarcaacme Před 3 lety +4

      @@TheKML777 Hey, c' man. Stap breakin mah balls.

    • @ramseydoon8277
      @ramseydoon8277 Před 3 lety +1

      It's either La Pollahontas or El Pollohontas, not La Pollohontas. You hack fraud.

    • @Pepemarcaacme
      @Pepemarcaacme Před 3 lety +11

      @@ramseydoon8277 Pollohontas is a proper name, dumbell

  • @Poisonedblade
    @Poisonedblade Před 6 lety +620

    The nature undertones are a bit more subtle than Avatar and Princess Mononoke.

    • @davidkrocks
      @davidkrocks Před 6 lety +35

      Poisonedblade let’s face it, we only have nature left to make any difference on mankind

    • @uselessDM
      @uselessDM Před 6 lety +54

      But not as subtle as Birdemic. Nothing is though.

    • @Poisonedblade
      @Poisonedblade Před 6 lety +16

      This movie has so many heart-felt moments, it's hard not to get emotional.

    • @franesustic988
      @franesustic988 Před 6 lety +11

      And way more subtle than Nausicaa

    • @brianlawson3757
      @brianlawson3757 Před 6 lety +9

      Yes. So subtle; it's almost as if the natural undercurrents are not there at all. Hmmmn, this film is so incredibly deep in it's narrative that one must watch it several times to truly grasp the full tale that's being told here....now where's my bong?

  • @JessFlix
    @JessFlix Před 6 lety +314

    It's great to see a film who's CGI holds up so well over time.

    • @Demigod_3scrub
      @Demigod_3scrub Před 6 lety +5

      JessFlix Its so dense..

    • @MadsBoldingMusic
      @MadsBoldingMusic Před 6 lety +16

      Indeed! It was terrible then, and now - all these years later - it's still terrible.

    • @trumantheodorefruitty596
      @trumantheodorefruitty596 Před rokem +4

      *whose

    • @kibnob
      @kibnob Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@MadsBoldingMusicstate of the art CGI eventually looks dumb; this will always be hilarious

    • @MadsBoldingMusic
      @MadsBoldingMusic Před 11 měsíci

      @@kibnob I hope you're not implying that SS had state of the art anything, because there - my good man - I have to draw a line in the sand

  • @joehollingsworth4502
    @joehollingsworth4502 Před 3 lety +41

    "Rorororowwr roro--owwwr--"
    - Suburban Sasquatch, dir. Dave Wascavage, 2004

  • @davidlawrence5
    @davidlawrence5 Před 4 lety +105

    As a physician I can tell you with certainty that when the left handed species of Suburban Sasquatch, or 'Southpaw Squatch' in medical terminology, tosses a human arm directly into the sternum of a living being the victim will perish before hitting the ground. It really fuckin' hurts too.

    • @kai-in1xt
      @kai-in1xt Před rokem +3

      Appeal to authority fallacy. Let's see a source.

    • @cyborgoftheyear
      @cyborgoftheyear Před rokem +1

      As a medical records clerk with a medical terminology certificate which I received 12 years ago, and haven't studied up on since, I'm not so sure I can agree with your premise. If Wascavage's in-depth research for this film is to be believed, it seems that if a Sasquatch, even the predominantly left-handed "Southpaw Squatch", which you referenced, softly lobs a human forearm directly into a human sternum, the victim of said trauma is immediately plunged into what appears to be a form of medically induced coma, via the magic of nature one might assume (perhaps one could call it a Sasquatch induced coma), in such a manner that they can avoid brain death even while positioned face down and prone in a creek for several hours, with absolutely no need for oxygen, and will regain consciousness several hours later with no side effects. The victim certainly initially presents as exhibiting all of the hallmarks of being deceased, but as we are able to gather in the excellent example which Wascavage provides, this condition is purely temporary in duration in the case of a Sasquatch attack. It honestly might not be a bad idea to return to the old tradition of "safety coffins" in Sasquatch infested areas.

  • @ThirdSpectrum
    @ThirdSpectrum Před 6 lety +162

    Whoa, the behind the scenes videos of the Director talking about it is insane. This is next level forms of arrogance and complete detachment from reality. It makes Tommy Wiseau look humble in comparison.

    • @benjammin3381
      @benjammin3381 Před 5 lety +5

      Hes obviously not being serious.

    • @Notepad37
      @Notepad37 Před 2 lety +12

      @@benjammin3381 Definitely is

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx Před 2 lety

      I think it’s all just an elaborate goof. He intended the thing to be all time bad and the directors commentary is a tongue in cheek jab at self important morons like Paul Feig.

    • @gelraldoldo5152
      @gelraldoldo5152 Před rokem +1

      Idk if he was joking you think he’d have more comedic material out there, even just a couple of skits on CZcams or something. Seems to just direct crap movies

  • @Poisonedblade
    @Poisonedblade Před 6 lety +464

    Suburban Sasquatch totally got a critical hit with that arm throw!

    • @Poisonedblade
      @Poisonedblade Před 6 lety +10

      Is that a Seinfeld Junior Mint reference?

    • @Ironfistfilms
      @Ironfistfilms Před 6 lety +8

      Poisonedblade no, its when Georges Dad got Fusilli Jerry stuck up his ass.

    • @Poisonedblade
      @Poisonedblade Před 6 lety +3

      LOL, I remember that!

    • @MSF_Soldier_Alligator
      @MSF_Soldier_Alligator Před 6 lety +10

      He rolled a 20.

    • @sir0nion
      @sir0nion Před 2 lety +5

      He could have killed Lord Soth, but he chose the fisherman instead.

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon Před 6 lety +817

    RrrroarrrROrrrrrrrrrr . . . . RrrroarrrROrrrrrrrrrr . . . . RrrroarrrROrrrrrrrrrr . . . . RrrroarrrROrrrrrrrrrr . . . . RrrroarrrROrrrrrrrrrr . . . .

    • @spcsongparodycentral4612
      @spcsongparodycentral4612 Před 4 lety +42

      Its more like
      ROAR-OR-OR-OR-OR

    • @Mekboy_ComputerMonster
      @Mekboy_ComputerMonster Před 3 lety +16

      All thats missing is a record skip at the end to really seal the deal

    • @andrewhaywood531
      @andrewhaywood531 Před 3 lety +14

      Your sasquatch is flooded, push in the choke.

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 Před 3 měsíci

      It's burned into my mind

    • @paulcampbell8696
      @paulcampbell8696 Před 8 dny

      I love that there is a link under this comment that says "Translate to English"
      And I clicked it with high hopes.

  • @jayreagan5999
    @jayreagan5999 Před 8 měsíci +19

    Half the view count on this episode is me watching it 4 times a day cuz this is one of the best episodes

  • @speedos
    @speedos Před 6 lety +278

    Mike seems more delighted from this movie than when he gets an opportunity to reference star trek

  • @capnkaos5676
    @capnkaos5676 Před 6 lety +205

    Every time Mike laughs my cold, dead heart warms just a bit.

  • @barthalamewburt3912
    @barthalamewburt3912 Před 3 lety +31

    "It's much too large. His shirt is very large, Jack." 34:36 I just want to bookmark this because I love the way he said it.

  • @lyubit9841
    @lyubit9841 Před 3 lety +71

    I'm impressed that they resisted the urge to zoom in and repeat rich's Hotdog Eating Gesture at 23:53 , but then again Jay edited it so maybe things would be different had Mike been at the pc

  • @danieldashefsky3214
    @danieldashefsky3214 Před 6 lety +96

    The Sasquatch does not approve of gay marriage has to be the best sentence of all time

  • @Kameratyp
    @Kameratyp Před 6 lety +141

    I think it's great to always have someone that has not seen the film before on the spotlight episodes.

  • @user-qo6dh2ot4h
    @user-qo6dh2ot4h Před 6 lety +97

    Children of Men doesn't have shit on this movie's car scene

  • @IanMHaraldsonDecker
    @IanMHaraldsonDecker Před rokem +158

    its insane how dispassionate this film is. every scene, every cut, every special effect came from an incredibly passionate man. this is a chris chan type experience

    • @roachdoggjr1940
      @roachdoggjr1940 Před rokem +37

      I feel what you're saying, but Dave is a *functioning* , talentless, weirdo. He has the ability to communicate with humans.
      Chris Chan is like cringe that came from another galaxy.
      See also: Chris Chan's list of demands to Sega for their right to use (a character that they don't want) Sonichu (who was blatantly ripped off from their own MASCOT) in a video game series starring Chris himself as Sonichu.

    • @roachdoggjr1940
      @roachdoggjr1940 Před rokem +3

      @Cristo Alba thanks for watching the video.
      I like that he demanded an extraordinary amount of money, a huge office, a sexy secretary, and *no obligation to come to work* .

  • @farmzombie
    @farmzombie Před 6 lety +343

    I want to see Zaat Vs. Suburban Sasquatch. It would be better than anything Dark Universe comes up with.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Před 4 lety +25

      Will they be introduced at a cocktail party hosted by Torgo?

    • @michaelkemel9711
      @michaelkemel9711 Před 4 lety +20

      In the end they have to team up to fight Rawhead Rex.

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 Před 3 lety +6

      @@michaelkemel9711 Theodore* Rex
      FTFY

  • @tHustr4
    @tHustr4 Před 6 lety +67

    You know Jay had been preparing that "Miscarriage" joke for a long time.

  • @bearlyhardley
    @bearlyhardley Před 3 lety +102

    Jesus this is so hardcore, I’ve never seen a horror movie where people get their limbs torn off multiple times in a row

  • @McAwesomePants
    @McAwesomePants Před rokem +15

    19:18 "The first thing that was necessary to be done was to take a 'frame model' look, which is a wireframe model of the moon in the sky." *generates a generic sphere*
    I laughed so hard the neighbors probably got concerned.

  • @DirtyBoySingToGod
    @DirtyBoySingToGod Před 6 lety +198

    Seeing as Len Kabasinski and Vitaliy Versace have appeared in the CZcams comments ( thank you to you both ) - I would be severely disappoint if Dave Wascavage doesn't show up to take part.

    • @skoomajoe6205
      @skoomajoe6205 Před 6 lety +9

      What video did Versace leave a comment on? I can't find it

    • @keithrichards8526
      @keithrichards8526 Před 5 lety +6

      Check out "Hack The Movies" interview with him. The questions are asked.

    • @michaelstein7510
      @michaelstein7510 Před 3 lety +5

      Skooma Joe He commented on their “The Last Vampire on Earth” video.

  • @MarriottPlayer
    @MarriottPlayer Před 6 lety +96

    That end credits song is horrifying.

  • @thekittydeity
    @thekittydeity Před 4 lety +56

    “It doesn’t make sense. Does it, Rich?” Lmfao I spit out my chocolate milk.

  • @joecool2721
    @joecool2721 Před 3 lety +75

    I’ve lost count on how many times I’ve seen this episode and I still laugh every time.

  • @ZaGorudan
    @ZaGorudan Před 6 lety +18

    That sasquatch has a chest no women could deny.

  • @Kravis63
    @Kravis63 Před 6 lety +23

    What really puts this over the top is the “behind the scenes/making of.” Hilarious that they took this film so serious. I actually admire their dedication yet marvel at their delusions.

    • @Dr_Narcota
      @Dr_Narcota Před 6 lety +1

      Check out garth marenghi's darkplace, you can thank me later.

  • @rainmulter7117
    @rainmulter7117 Před 6 lety +369

    How many Pac-Man shirts do you think Rich Evans owns? I'm betting on 4 at the minimum.

    • @gelraldoldo5152
      @gelraldoldo5152 Před 4 lety +39

      His Ma buys him one every birthday according to old red letter media lore.

    • @scottieman2
      @scottieman2 Před 3 lety +2

      Plus ponchos

    • @MegaZeo
      @MegaZeo Před 3 lety +5

      Seven. One for each ghost, one for Pac-Man, one for Ms. Pac-Man, and one shirt with a big group picture of everyone.

    • @CougarSmoocher
      @CougarSmoocher Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah right. Like Rich can afford to buy multiple shirts on those Red Letter Media wages.

    • @thomanferos6316
      @thomanferos6316 Před 2 lety +1

      How embarrassing

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime Před 3 lety +21

    I've never been so intimately familiar with a sound effect from a movie I have never, and probably will never, see.

  • @Duggy123
    @Duggy123 Před 6 lety +1753

    I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time, thank you guys another awesome BoTW!

    • @thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486
      @thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486 Před 6 lety +85

      Duggy I too enjoyed Breath of the Wild.

    • @JohnDoe-tt5qc
      @JohnDoe-tt5qc Před 6 lety +16

      I'm retarded and I had a good full minute where I was wondering what the joke about Breath of the Wild was

    • @ss5william100
      @ss5william100 Před 6 lety +1

      John Doe same

    • @ulipeterson6112
      @ulipeterson6112 Před 6 lety +1

      me too^^

    • @keithrichards8526
      @keithrichards8526 Před 5 lety +7

      Hack The Movies channel has an interview with Wascavage about Suburban Sasquatch. He seems like a legit cool and funny guy who did his best but also got lazy. Him describing his process of creating the rrrRrrRRRRR effect had me laughing. Mike's guess wasn't that far off, heh.
      Hack The Movies being Tony, James the AVGN's newer buddy. Turns out he acted in Wascav's first movie.

  • @doofarce
    @doofarce Před 6 lety +141

    38:37
    If you look closely, you can observe the speed of joke moving across the table

    • @aldoesagood4862
      @aldoesagood4862 Před 3 lety +17

      Holy crap, that is super good

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 Před 3 lety +21

      It was like a wave, it was beautiful.

    • @ross4814
      @ross4814 Před 3 lety +3

      Okay it's been 3 years and I just realized, after a rewatch, I didn't understand what Jack said. The cc has something weird like 'new skirt'. So what did he say?

    • @quagernag
      @quagernag Před 3 lety +24

      @@ross4814 I’m not a native language speaker but I think he says ’he might win an Oozcar’ I believe its callback to where guy in the movie want Poolitzer price.

    • @ross4814
      @ross4814 Před 3 lety +1

      @@quagernag THANK YOU! That totally makes sense now :)

  • @cornbredx
    @cornbredx Před 2 lety +50

    I saw Fungicide the other day. It's another movie by this "director" also on Rifftrax. It's the first movie he made according to IMDB. All the actors in that were in this as well so it's familiar territory.
    It's also really "good," but the notable element is that it has even more of those amazing digital effects this "director" is known for.
    Also of note. His IMDB says he's going to be in another movie announced this year which is probably Red Letter Media's fault.

  • @thalyabarbosa2802
    @thalyabarbosa2802 Před 5 lety +39

    I keep coming back to this video just to hear Jay say "his shirt is very large, Jack". it's so funny and kinda cute lol

  • @TheJokersCorner
    @TheJokersCorner Před 6 lety +444

    I saw this movie in a video store once. It was conveniently placed next to bottles of bleach. I think I'll go back and get both for a future movie night. Thanks for telling us about this classic! 😁

    • @jesuschrist-ge6jw
      @jesuschrist-ge6jw Před 6 lety +18

      why were there bottles of bleach in a video store

    • @TheJokersCorner
      @TheJokersCorner Před 6 lety +25

      Over here where I live, we have deals like Buy one bad B movie and get 2 bottles of bleach free in a "Forget what you just saw" pack. Highly recommended while watching the Star Wars prequels btw! You get 3 movies and 6 bottles of bleach! WHAT A DEAL!!! lol

    • @Takkiebos
      @Takkiebos Před 6 lety +6

      It's funny because bleaching your eyes is somehow tied to forgetting what you just saw instead of horribly disfiguring and blinding yourself.

    • @hedwigssuite5656
      @hedwigssuite5656 Před 6 lety +1

      A highly logical question.

    • @leeshang6419
      @leeshang6419 Před 6 lety +4

      Marijn Tak I actually immediately assumed that it was for drinking.

  • @donniegarbonzo3482
    @donniegarbonzo3482 Před 6 lety +185

    Again Jay, your editing is a blessing.

  • @Quoth_
    @Quoth_ Před 5 lety +44

    23:03 My grandparents literally have 2 of those exact chandeliers hanging up in their living room at this very second, I never knew they were filthy fucking rich.

  • @NoName-xi2kx
    @NoName-xi2kx Před 3 lety +53

    Wow I can’t believe Sarah Schneider is so multi-talented, she’s both a costume design artist and a composer

    • @deadNightwatchman
      @deadNightwatchman Před rokem +4

      Schneider means taylor in German. The verb "schneiden" means "to cut". You could say she's got her work cut out for her.

  • @chrislsommers
    @chrislsommers Před 6 lety +39

    "Pillsbury Newsboy" may be the best Rich line ever.

  • @lol-qk2fu
    @lol-qk2fu Před 6 lety +31

    “stop fartin’ around” - fishing guy with a shattered chest cavity (Suburban Sasquatch)

  • @SHDW-nf2ki
    @SHDW-nf2ki Před 4 lety +75

    I NEED TO POINT OUT THE REUSED WATER DRINKING SOUND EFFECT FROM DUKE NUKEM 3D

    • @michaelkemel9711
      @michaelkemel9711 Před 4 lety +12

      You could probably make a better film than this in the Build Engine.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Před 3 lety +1

      @@michaelkemel9711 let's get GamingGargoyle a Build Engine level designer and find out!

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Před 3 lety

      @@sorryifoldcomment8596 He didn't-he made the noise himself, but the stock sound from the game is similar.

    • @ragalimo8628
      @ragalimo8628 Před 3 lety +1

      @@sorryifoldcomment8596 The movie uses all sorts of classic samples. During the big shootout you can hear Doom pistol sounds, among other things. The crunchy eating sound in one scene really struck me as familiar, but I can't remember where it's from. It's not taken from games, he was just ripping sounds from the same sample CDs, like the famous Series 6000 that's used in lots of video games. Actually, I think the groaning may not be an original recording, it's kinda similar to Quake and Thief zombie sounds.

    • @mikevisby8744
      @mikevisby8744 Před 3 lety +2

      He probably got a collection of royalty-free sound effects, used in many video games and low budget films. Like the wilhelm scream that you hear in many films.

  • @gav8558
    @gav8558 Před 5 lety +76

    Rich Evans laughing at something funny makes it about 100x funnier

  • @AlejandroDiazadiaz201
    @AlejandroDiazadiaz201 Před 6 lety +550

    La Pollahontas

    • @DonYurik
      @DonYurik Před 6 lety +8

      Alejandro Diaz les dije lo mismo

    • @bonanxa23
      @bonanxa23 Před 6 lety +17

      Lol no hay polla es gallina y el pollo es correcto

    • @davidbrrs
      @davidbrrs Před 6 lety +27

      Polla puede significar otra cosa ;)

    • @crackster234
      @crackster234 Před 6 lety +26

      Technically, you wouldn't need "la" because Pollahontas is her name.

    • @asisin2
      @asisin2 Před 6 lety +10

      Cockahontas :)

  • @ryannightingale6520
    @ryannightingale6520 Před 6 lety +557

    Is Jack getting funnier or am I getting lamer?

    • @advveo
      @advveo Před 6 lety +201

      no, he's getting better. i watched an early botw right after watching this one and it's really clear that jack used to be way worse at comedic timing and just coming up with clever things to say in general. props to him

    • @PokerPlayerJames
      @PokerPlayerJames Před 6 lety +191

      I've never disliked him as much as other people seem to but he has definitely improved comedically recently.

    • @bombtwenty3867
      @bombtwenty3867 Před 6 lety +36

      Lamer. Jack is like an effeminate over gesticulating Michael Stipe

    • @DerKeksenator
      @DerKeksenator Před 6 lety +15

      Both

    • @kyubii972
      @kyubii972 Před 6 lety +158

      Ryan Nightingale Jack is fine people are just cunts

  • @PangolinMontanari
    @PangolinMontanari Před 5 lety +83

    5:33 Oh my god. I think this isn't supposed to be that the gunmen are charging bigfoot, it's the other way around. But they couldn't have Bigfoot running because he's standing on a box.

    • @NateTheScot
      @NateTheScot Před 2 lety +5

      Yep, this is him "charging them" but it's as you say. I was so horribly confused the first time I saw it but eventually worked out this was his "super genius camera trick" for when your monster spends most of the movie standing on boxes. You even get to see the box in a bunch of shots lmao.

    • @ogolthorp
      @ogolthorp Před rokem +1

      They also didn’t want the Sasquatch dong flopping around too much.

  • @pepepoopsonthefarright7531

    the growl of the suburban sasquatch joins the great noises of cinematic history

  • @norwegiankingofnames
    @norwegiankingofnames Před 6 lety +45

    I thought at first they said David Miscavige, and I thought we were going to find out the Scientology guy had inexplicably made this.

    • @richardbuckley1232
      @richardbuckley1232 Před 3 lety +11

      I thought that too! Lol

    • @Belgand
      @Belgand Před 2 lety +5

      What do you think really happened to his wife? She was kidnapped by Sasquatch.

  • @cherryboys5331
    @cherryboys5331 Před 6 lety +53

    We already knew Bigfoot didn't support gay marriage when he attacked those shirtless gay jogging boys in the woods a few months ago.

  • @dylandavies8371
    @dylandavies8371 Před 4 lety +16

    Rich's line about "every scene in this is a full-course fucking meal" may be the best Best of the Worst moment for me

  • @TheMarc1k1
    @TheMarc1k1 Před 6 lety +34

    Rich's laugh is so wonderful. Makes me happy every time.

  • @jonfalciani2411
    @jonfalciani2411 Před 6 lety +80

    Pennsylvania... home to Len Kabasinski, Black Ninja (Clayton Prince), and now Dave Wascavage. Leads me to wonder... what other genius is hidden in the great land of Punxsutawney?

    • @4321IronMaiden
      @4321IronMaiden Před 4 lety +16

      The directors of “Feeders” from some episode of Plinketto

    • @choreomaniac
      @choreomaniac Před 3 lety +2

      Lots of forest for “filmmakers” to set slashers killing people or alien invasions or monsters.

    • @princejellyfish3945
      @princejellyfish3945 Před 3 lety +8

      @@choreomaniac Fr tho, i live in PA and yeah there's so many great forests to shoot day for night in!

    • @apophis2129
      @apophis2129 Před 2 lety +2

      George Romero and Tom Savini for a start

  • @spudastic
    @spudastic Před 6 lety +33

    4:40 Jack becomes the famous painting: The Scream

  • @Aaronslosek
    @Aaronslosek Před rokem +10

    Jay's "His shirt is very large,Jack" is just so funny,he sounds genuinely unnerved.

  • @sooljim
    @sooljim Před 6 lety +386

    I really wanted to work with Rich Evans because I've always wanted to work on a Rich Evans film. We share a lot of the same sentiments when it comes to AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS.

  • @floptimus6633
    @floptimus6633 Před 6 lety +151

    MUFFY!
    MOFFY!
    MOE FEE!
    MAW FEE!
    PAUL FEIG!
    POFFY?
    buffy...
    - Guy from Suburban Sasquatch, 27:00

  • @ThirdSpectrum
    @ThirdSpectrum Před 5 lety +34

    I've never seen Mike in such utter self disbelief when he starts talking about how bad the Police uniforms are.

  • @NealX
    @NealX Před 5 lety +139

    "Jay, it's a high quality meat in that hot dog."
    So... juicy Shaq meat?

  • @ovisatma
    @ovisatma Před 6 lety +178

    That movie's got to be a prank. No way, from the director and costume designer commentary track, is that movie something serious. Unless they are completely out of touch with reality.

    • @benjammin3381
      @benjammin3381 Před 5 lety +3

      Ofc the director is talking shit for fun.

    • @gustafsone
      @gustafsone Před 4 lety +28

      I thought that *maybe* the director was for real, but after they showed the bit with the costume designer, I now question all of it, too. There's just no way that's for real. Either way, the fact we are even talking about it means he is a genius.

    • @gelraldoldo5152
      @gelraldoldo5152 Před 3 lety +22

      Never underestimate crazy.

    • @Notepad37
      @Notepad37 Před 2 lety

      @@benjammin3381 nope

  • @roberthorton8978
    @roberthorton8978 Před 6 lety +30

    You missed a chance; Director/Janitor David Sasquavatch.

  • @ethanfetterly7850
    @ethanfetterly7850 Před 4 lety +26

    I liked the "Chapter" format for these spotlight episodes, it adds some fun structure to it, I'd like to see it again

  • @jakekeys88music
    @jakekeys88music Před 2 lety +19

    This is so cool! I know the actor at 3:43. David Sitbon was in a web series which featured a song I wrote. I also composed a really simple theme used in the next episode. Thankful for IMDB to help me verify it was him.

  • @KidFoThaWin
    @KidFoThaWin Před 6 lety +29

    Let’s review common characteristics of unintentionally funny movie makers:
    Black muscle shirts
    Pittsburghian
    Having a tarp room

  • @BillPeschel
    @BillPeschel Před 3 lety +52

    Gore Vidal once said that the three saddest words in literature was "Joyce Carol Oates." Now I know the eight saddest words in cinematic history is "I've always wanted to work with Dave Wascavage."

  • @CumCannon420
    @CumCannon420 Před 2 lety +16

    I've always wanted to work on a Dave Wascavage film

  • @blacktinibis7250
    @blacktinibis7250 Před 6 lety +11

    I am now rewatching this for the 20th fucking time and I *still* said, out loud, "YES! SUBURBAN SASQUATCH!" and clicked the button instead of waiting for autoplay.
    I love this program, I love this channel, and I love this crew. If I wasn't literally homeless, I'd pay them money.

  • @subj3ctt0chang3
    @subj3ctt0chang3 Před 6 lety +307

    Suburban Sasquatch? Sounds like the time I saw my Italian friend's dad in their above ground pool.

  • @GalacticShawn
    @GalacticShawn Před 6 lety +35

    That costume designer 34:54. Dave Wascavage only made ONE FUCKING FILM BEFORE THIS... I suspect she was his mom using another name

    • @RobertJRoman
      @RobertJRoman Před 6 lety +18

      No... She was not using another name. She is credited as Mary Wascavage.

  • @AlbinoAssCheek
    @AlbinoAssCheek Před 3 lety +8

    19:09 I’ve lost count how many times I’ve come back to this video for this one moment. It makes me smile every time.

  • @bombabombom3603
    @bombabombom3603 Před 6 lety +34

    That credits music is *A E S T H E T I C*

  • @johnboyle6318
    @johnboyle6318 Před 6 lety +41

    Dave Miscarriage: Alright I'm gonna film from over here and you crouch behind the car and just start chucking bones into the air
    Actor: uh...bones? What? Why would we do that?
    Dave: Because nature and suburbia and the purpose of humanity