Best of the Worst: Vampire Assassin, Hack-O-Lantern, and Cathy's Curse
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- čas přidán 25. 10. 2017
- Boooo! It's that time of year again for another Best of the Worst Halloween Spooktacular! This year, the gang watches the totally-not-a-Blade-ripoff Vampire Assassin, The Halloween-themed slasher film Hack-O-Lantern, and the totally-not-an-Exorcist-or-Omen-ripoff Cathy's Curse. BoooooooOOOooo!!!
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I’m just saying “You're the devil's son”, is kind of a banger
i only recently put together its just a Shout at the Devil rip off, but it honestly bangs way fucking harder than Shout at the Devil does.
totally slaps
Kind of?!
@@pixelmike54 i don’t know about harder than shout at the devil but it’s definitely catchy
You’re the devils son’s nephew/uncle
56:19 Mike calling Jack "That bitch right there" might be one of my favorite BOTW moments ever
don't forget the iconic buildup:
"bitch, laura ain't no demon, she's a little girl!"
the chicken wing thing Jack was doing was great, he even got Jay into it.
Every so often Mike turns into an old drag queen and I love it every time
@@OrdinaryInspiration I think he's pretending to hoist his suspenders
I just realized Mike's contrarian streak was either started or exacerbated by the fact that Jay defended "Feeders" on historical grounds in the previous episode.
Jay created a monster.
Mike had his vengeance
yeah the bit about how it came from "a certain time" was a reference, hilarious
Dude
Mike: everybody. send more copies of vampire assassin
Mike, two years later: why do we have so many copies of this?
he was blasted he probably dont remember lol
Ashley, at the time of me writing this, you have 666 likes on your comm..you’re the deVIL’S SON!!!!!
675 now. Wow, way to ruin a good thing, YTcs
690! Wow, way to desecrate the son of Satan’s numerical appearance
703. Keep it up, ya f^%}*!!!
Can we just keep "You're the Devil's Son" as the go-to song for when the show derails?
Honestly that song kinda slaps
No way. We still need to hear "The Shimmy'Slide" and "Curse of The Wolf".
I agree, we need to bring the song back for future episodes. It's too appropriate for being drunk over.
it's a wonderful clearly-a-ripoff-but-legally-distinct version of "Shout at the Devil" by Motley Crue.
"I'm in love with a slut" has shot to the front of the pack like a bullet for me
"So what you're saying is he had 'Imitation Blades'"
*Jack looks for approval, Rich gives it to him off camera*
That's love right there
top 10 best anime moments
RIP Pre Rec :'(
Well Blade is a sucky movie too, .. . but THESE guys wont ever rip THAT movie on here in cause it's a big budget Hollywood industry made movie and THESE guys are much to chickenshit to rip THOSE kind of movies.
@@veegar9265 They did a Re:View on the first blade.
You have never watched a single episode of Half in the bag, have you? Or generally followed RLM's work over the last, let's say, six years?
58:16 At this exact moment, Mike realizes what he’s about to do, can tell no one, and looks directly at the camera (or potentially at Rich offscreen), breaking the fourth wall before his heel turn, changing the course of Best of the Worst forever.
I was sort of in the crew and a last minute "actor" in the movie Hackolantern. You would not believe the actual happenings during the filming of this movie. It was absolutrely hilarious. The interior shots were filmed in a an office building on Wilcox Ave and the dance scene was filmed in an artists loft . The nude dancewr was included so the film would hopefully sell in Japanese markets. I started as the electrician and was asked to play a attendee at the party. I am the third guy you see wearing a cowboy hat. Almost all the cast left before filming even started. Everyone was going to get a copy of the VHS tape as pay and an acting credit. They ended up walking through the building asking anyone they saw to be in the dance scene.
BTW Hackolantern was the 4th title the film had.
So what were the other titles?
@@Sazandora123 It's also known as Halloween Night and Death Mask.
If one of those titles was Devil’s Son, they really fucked up in changing it
allright715 yes, but they still buy the prospect of titays.
bitch, are you for real?!
Jay out did himself with the editing of this. The beer interlude meltdown & rock stings were perfect
Luciano Cayo It was probably that bitch mother’s fault
Champagne and Gummy Bears It’s FiiIiInNe!
I was just thinking this has so much production effort in it that I almost expect more now a days. But that’s not to say they haven’t delivered. Rich Evans perfectly edited into turtle dreams will remain among their best moments for years to come.
Up there for best of the worst episodes
@@toddjones1480 good eye! just rewatched it and yeah they all have that glow except Rich. bunch of frauds! I'm canceling my patreon subscription!
Their Patreon is now just a front for Mike's replacement liver.
The RED in Redletter media stands for all the bloodtransfusions they have to buy for Mike's kidney dialyses.
They only had 5 or 6 beers. It's either put on, or they are light weights.
deathshead357 jack talked about how he cant drink much beer, thats why he drinks extra strong beer.
Just one liver?
Red liver media.
Canuxploitation is just when they call down Jim and Collin for BOTW episodes
When Mike picked Vampire Assassin, Josh was in disbelief, Jack found it hilariously infuriating, but Jay...Jay was betrayed, Jay lost a friend that day.
I wanna like this, but it's at 666 likes.
That's the most intense reaction Jay has ever had to Mike's choice.
I like how, at 58:10, 10 seconds before they ask Mike, he takes a sip of beer and you can see him think the words "What if I chose Vampire Assassin?" in real time mid sip. He even looks up at the camera with a shit-eating grin and has to cover his mouth to hide it.
@@memetechanarchy5381 I see it and know I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.
@@memetechanarchy5381 He knew exactly what he was doing.
At 58:14 you can pinpoint the moment where Mike comes up with his brilliant plan to completely derail the episode.
I keep rewatching the last few minutes of this, absolutely hilarious!
Mike is Damien
You're mother's a jackal!
Clegane Bowldog that evil smirk he tries to cover up is gold
The "I'm gonna annoy Jay" look lol
What is the name of the song that plays when mike makes is pick for best of the worst because it only makes the whole thing better!!
Jack: "Who dat? Dat's Cathy, man"
Mike: "BITCH! Laura ain't no demon, she's a little girl"
Favorite exchange in BOTW ever
This was a really great episode
Drunk Mike vs Drunk Jack, the world can't handle it
Mike's "Y'all wrong!" is another favorite. This episode is golden.
I remember Breath of the Wild differently
BUT THERE AINT NO DEMON
When you realize the star of Hack-O-Lantern, Gregory Scott Cummins is Mac’s Dad from Its always sunny
Ben Williamson he was also in Action U.S.A. lol
Also, one of the lovable cops in Bosch.
NO WAY. I KNEW HE WAS VERY FAMILIAR. Thank u for doing the research for me hehe
OH MY GOOODD!!
And as well as being in blade runner, Hy Pike was also the corrupt mayor in Dolemite! What is going on with this movie
This BoW is filled with so many good scenes and quotable moments I feel like "Why so a boy?" doesn't get the love it deserves.
Nice Giles Corey profile photo 🤙🏼
"This is the height of BotW." - Jack after watching Mike sniff Josh's beard
My favorite Giles Corey song "I'm going to do it (I'm going to quote RLM)"
@@HughMansonMD I mean, he's not wrong; I was crying with laughter at that moment!
"Your mother's a bitch!" Is way too good
I feel like Mike is slowly becoming the antagonist of this series.
ancient122 He isn’t already?
Becoming?
Of?
This?
HE'S THE DEVIL'S SON!
When Jack gets this lit, he's basically a Jack-o'-lantern...
FUCK YOU!!
bac - yeahhhh... That's fair...
I love how Mike complains about one word on the Cathy's Curse box being wrong when the whole front cover of Vampire Assassin is fake.
But there ain't no demon
They went over the Vampire Assassin cover as well. Idk what this complaint is about.
I think Mike was just drunk and conveyed his point the worst way, but all he was trying to say was he didn't understand what Cathy's motivation or goal was.
@@matthewkemmer7943 *chicken arms commence in response*
@@grimkaizer8417 No, he was trying to say that she ain't no demon because she ain't no demon.
7:02 As an Italian, I am truly honored that my language is being butchered by Rich Evans just like English is.
Bumps the Renaissance into second place.
The Siri voice actually had _more_ inflection and personality reading the lines than the actress did! xD
*BUT THERE AIN'T NO DEMON!!!!!!*
Looks like Jack knows exactly how to piss off Mike: insisting that a ghost is a demon.
Sarah Low it's because of his embarrassing obsession with ghosts
56:10 DAN AYKROYD FINAL FORM UNLOCKED:LVL∞
HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS!
He's fascinated with the paranormal.
My favorite thing about Rich is when he tells a joke and laughs at it you can hear him repeat the joke in his laugh 😂
YES EVERYTIME! I hated it at first but it's like honestly so endearing
I love how the mention of HARVEY WEINSTEIN makes the camera shake.
I love how the text to speech program actually has more emotion than the 'actress'
@@fourcrippledhorses Probably had a stereotypical asian überthicc accent. Community centre actress.
58:11 - 3 seconds before Mike realizes that he will, in fact, be making THAT choice...
Good call.
58:14 he looks right at the camera
That devil's son song still plays in my head from this review .
@@josephdarkhelmet9494 thank you! I couldn't put my finger on it.
@Lil' Connor Peterson omg thank you
@The Dead Peterson Kid
It's absolutely a less fun Shout at the Devil. The chorus is almost identical.
At this point the Hack-O-Lantern song is just another song that sometimes you hear at my place
58:14 The moment when Mike took his vengeance and derailed the episode. Bask in this moment of glory.
Haha, totally. He starts to giggle, and looks at the camera and covers his mouth. He knew exactly what he was going to say and I honestly think he was trying to straight face but knew it was so ridiculous he couldn't hold back completely.
I'm probably really late with the question, but what did Mike say? I can't tell (not a native speaker).
@@drumbeard "My pick for best of the worst is Vampire Assassin"
@@korganrocks3995 ahhh, so he basically trolled them all there with his pick. I get it now, thanks!
Jay killed it with the editing on this one. Mike I love you for picking vampire assassin. Great episode guys.
58:56 hearing Rich laughing in the background as the rest yell in disbelief just does it.
How does one edit this episode and think, "I should bring a bottle of whiskey next year"?
The editing was extraordinary in this episode.
The special effects were FANTASTIC
It’s almost like Rich was actually there in the viewing room!
Your mothers a bitch.
How did Jack get drunker than Mike? Isn't that going against the established canon?
It's not called the Halloween Spooktacular for no reason
Jack handles his booze worse then everyone else. You can see him start to fly off the rails before anyone else usually. It's funny stuff. You go Jack
Is Jack's low alcohol tolerance replacing Mike's crippling alcoholism?
ReillyDude they've been slowly building that character trait so they could semi-officially start the Drunk Jack Arc with this episode
The power level are all over the place!
So Hy Pike was in Hack-O-Lantern, and was also in Dolemite with Rudy Ray Moore who was in Vampire Assassin; It's all connected!
It's like poetry
Hy Pyke was actually in Blade Runner....
@@Undeabducks I see what you did there.
the protagonist of hack-o-lantern is also luther mcdonald in Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia where he plays a super intimidating criminal who is also mac's dad I was super surprised to see him on an episode of best of the worst
if you thought he was over the top in Hack-O-Latern,then check him out in Slithis ..oooh boy
I can't believe it's been 14 years since this episode. Definitely one of their best.
It's true how they say that everything was different before 911.
35 years ago, we learned Mike is the Devil's son.
14? Dude, I think you added 10 to it.
I truly can’t believe it’s been 20 years since this episode.
Really feels weird to watch this 'u-tube' videos rescued from Amazon servers after California got nuked in the Third American Civil War 23 years ago. To think, even back then it was already ancient. All the people in it probably died when Iranians released the first nanotech zombie plague they developed in cooperation with Russian and North Korean scientists in 2057, unless the crippling diabetes, AIDS and other diseases the primitive medicine of the time couldn't fix killed them even before that.
Mike just had a stroke on screen and Rich is more concerned about the tapes
Nice profile picture you fuckin perverb
Thanks my dude
Mike got his revenge on jay for feeders. ........all this vampire assassins shilling XD
Top RLM Slappers:
1. "Don't Panic"
2. "Devil's Son"
3. "Curse of the Wolf"
4. "Against The Ninja" from Miami Connection
5. Suburban Sasquatch Loop
6."Him Than Me" from Deadly Prey
7. "Lubricator" from Blood Debts
Honorable mentions:
Dangerous Men Loop
Alien Private Eye (the song he dances to at his place)
Mr. Wiggles Loop.
the sasquach growl noise
Don’t forget Dr. Mysterio’s Patented Video Almanac of Fun
SOS ya da da da da da da SOS
you totally forgot about Mike's worm song lol that would be my number one lmao
How about the incredibly shitty love song from _The Last Vampire on Earth?_
“Why so a boy” is one of those RLM moments I always randomly remember and laugh at.
Mikes plan to completely derail the episode worked so well.
I love Mike's ability to maintain his composure & remain totally serious even though what he is saying is complete & total bullshit. All the while everyone else, including myself, is in tears. Bravo good sir, bravo.
Jay is even better at that stuff! Watch some of Nerd Crew
@@maw9406 yeah but this is mike making up arguments for vampire assassin
@@maw9406 Jay is his real self on Nerd Crew.
Mike “I’m not doing this to be a contrarian” Stoklasa.
26:56
That whole Rudy Ray Moore bit is one of my favourite tangents the guys have ever done: "WHAT HAVE YOUR COMPUTER HAD!?"
58:16 the moment Mike thinks of his shitty pick for BotW
Turner Haut You can see as the gears start turning. It's beautiful.
I tried cosplaying as Mike for Halloween, now I'm an alcoholic!
TheIrishSpartacus your doin gods work
+f1owo1f 91 Thank you sir, it has to be done..
TheIrishSpartacus if you cosplay as Rich do you get diabetes?
+Jessica Meloy Exactly what I was contemplating, I'm also worried cosplaying as Jay could result in gayness
TheIrishSpartacus you would also have to sneak a copy of Bigfoot vs DB Cooper into the bathroom at the manhole
Wait, if Tommy is 18 (as it says on the box) and he’s the oldest sibling, then his little brother is under 18 and a cop?
That's how they roll in Davenport.
Maybe legal age is 17 there
Glad to hear that Josh is taking good care of his beard.
Hey yeah, Bay Rum smells fantastic.
I always thought Jay was the homosexual of the group. Is he not?
>Mike talking about the little guy making movies
This must be revenge for Jay defending Feeders.
M Bavne
Ah fuck, rewatched recently and realized it's not even implied, it's literally lathered on as to be obvious. Fucking kill me.
"We're...we're...we're neglecting one very important aspect of the movie. And that's the fact that at the Halloween dance party there is someone...eh...dressed like a salad."
In Italy we call them "giallo" (yellow) for this reason: often, as I'm sure you've noticed, this kind of B stuff is cheap, and of uncertain economic returns. Italian thriller stories were no less unpredictable, and publishers wanted to produce books the cheapest, and the big expense was the paper. So, they used the cheapest recycled paper, that comes out was colored yellow for lacking bleaching, another process that would have made paper cost more. Thrillers books were actually yellow, and they did for a long time. I think the internet killed yellow books, since internet is cheaper.
It’s the same reason we call those books “pulpy” and where “pulp fiction” comes from. Because those cheap pages were very pulpy.
@@ogolthorp Thank you, I have wondered about this for my entire life.
That's really interesting, thank you!
That’s why if you watch early Giallos from the 70s they’re mostly mystery/thrillers. It wasn’t until later guys like Argento started incorporating horror/supernatural elements.
The internet killed most things people enjoy
,,Warr we destroryn?''- Mike Stoklasa 2017
2 BOTW's in the same month its a Halloween miracle
Breaking new ground!
Mike choosing Vampire Assassin as Best of the Worst still stands to this day as my favorite moment in the entire Redletter Media Cinematic Universe.
when this video was released, i was in a very deep depression, lying face down on my bed all day.
I watched best of the worst nonstop for days and it made me laugh when nothing else would.
thanks. mike's "oww" always makes me smile.
Hope you're feeling better now.
My favorite parts are when Mike makes fun of old people.
That always cheers me up.
Listening to Rich Evans laugh always cracks me up.
What a coincidence! I’m in a very deep depression lying face down all day right now!
@@bondfool man up zoomer
This episode in particular had some really great editing. I doubt they read the comments but nice work Jay.
I think i'm getting drunk by osmosis
drunkER...
Very appropriate profile picture
Cathy's curse had a better child actress than many Half in the Bag movies
Mike smelling Josh's beard was the highlight of the episode.
Smelling Josh’s beard should be a Patreon tier.
Between Mike calling Jack a bitch, "THERE AIN'T NO DEMON", drunken shenanigans and Mike picking Vampire Assassin as the best of the worst simply to troll the others, this has been one of the greatest videos ever uploaded to CZcams.
58:14 - The exact moment Mike gets the idea to be an asshole.
I just realized that Mike wanted to destroy Vampire Assassin all along. That's why he voted for it, to make the other guys hate it even more through his contrarianism. What an evil genius.
Getting Siri to ADR the lines of that one actress is a kind of mad genius.
I know this is late, but I really don't think it's text to speech. Its gotta be someone just reading the lines as flat as possible. It sounds like someone trying to so sound like text to speech 🤣
I never saw a movie with a more fitting title for this channel than "HACK-o-Lantern"
1:01:11 This is hands down one of my favorite episodes of BotW, and it was entirely sealed by that moment. That's literal weeks and hours of payoff for that fucking joke and I lost it. 10/10.
Actually, it took twelve years to make.
I dont get it.
@@vulkantheprimarch8905 Watch the "Feeders" episode from a couple months earlier.
15:47 I've been laughing too hard at "Novak is Slovak" each time to have noticed "Bakula is Dracula" until now
When Jack said "Ok Satanists" my google home responded to it
Did it list Satanists who were ok people or did it call the authorities?
@@V4Now "This is a list of Satanists who are in your area..."
Cathy's Curse sounds like a 50's body hygiene/development film.
Coincidentally, "Best of the Worst" is also the name of Harvey Weinsteins private video collection.
Wow.
Good job on being the first non-meme comment in an RLM comments section. You, sir, have my respect.
aenarion21 Finally. Someone knows the difference between irony and coincidence.
that mother seems like a nice lady
Is Burnt Guy "the devil's son"?
apparently, she’s a bi-
g contributor to her community
Only an autistic cat could think such things
Wowee
based wilburgur is an rlm fan. I knew it
It's now been six years since this was uploaded and it may still be the episode I come back to the most.
Holy shit, I lost it at satanic grandpa being in 'Blade Runner.'
The editing was particularly excellent this episode
Greetings to everyone marthoning the Halloween specials before the 2022 edition.
I was not disappointed, with this Halloween special or the 2022 one, but I am actually going back and watching EVERY Best of the Worst video, not just the Halloween ones. 😁
I’m specifically looking forwards to the one where Jack, Jay, and Mike get incredibly drunk, my favorite episode
I watch it afterwards...cause I am a rebel...but technically its before the 2023 Halloween special
I was not, but that sounds like a good idea. =p
You assume I don’t watch this at least once every other day
The part where Mike asked they were “gonna say anything about vampires yet?” is low key one of my favorite RLM moments for some reason.
Dissociation to save himself
You really outdid yourselves with the sets this episode.
woah it's raining outside the window
01:00:14 Mike disapproves of anyone who can't open their booze on the first try as if by second nature
He is so powerful and intoxicated, he can keep the bottles he opens... from being full
@@purritokitten Being a drinker and alcoholism are much different. He probably hates having to watch 6 hours of shit for a paycheck. Id get trashed too. Sometimes a man has to drink to spend time with his fools Lets hope he doesn't go out like Hemingway.
There are much cheaper things all over Milwaukee to be addicted to.
Mike actually hates Vampire Assassin. He knew that the rest of them would want to destroy it, so he picked it and told everyone to send more copies so that they would keep destroying them out of spite, not knowing that it’s all part of Mike’s plan to rid the world of Vampire Assassin.
Love it ...it's more than plausible that's what he orchestrated.
Mike Stoklasa Rids the World of the Evil Curse of the Vampire Assassin is my favorite Scientist album.
Hey they did that with Nukie maybe now they will rid the world of the filth that is vampire assassin.
Apparently the actor who played the dad in Cathy's Curse who said "Your mother's a bitch!" has been in a lot of David Cronenberg movies including Crash, A History of Violence and Rabid. At least that's according to IMBD.
This really is the best channel on CZcams.
It truly is.... now let's demonetize it for not being friendly to constant Final Fantasy 15 ads and the same Schizophrenic woman constantly hitting the snooze button.
This is the drunkest I have EVER SEEN THEM holy shit.
AH WELL. That is true. I guess collectively, though. Like *everyone* is so goddamn drunk here, not just the resident blastmaster.
I don't know, that Halloween episode filmed in that old house Mike got pretty drunk on that wine.
Ah, the ecstasy of finding an episode you somehow haven't seen. A true gift.
Three years later, I still think this is the best episode of BOTW.
This and Ryans Babe.
Vampire Assassin is a TIME CAPSULE
That was honestly the best evil laugh I've ever heard. Good on ya Hy Pyke
Stoklasa-esque
I was watching Vamp tonight and noticed that Hy Pyke was in that film too as the desk clerk. Unlike Blade Runner, where he looked and sounded a bit like he did in Hack-O-Lantern, in Vamp, with the beard and a different voice, he was pretty unrecognizable.
05:30 Hy Pyke laughs like Mike
I'm so glad that you guys used your platform and audience to speak out against (insert tragedy) in (insert city). We must come together and work to pray to stop this from happening again!
This is really good, yeah. It's important to start a conversation, to spread awareness.
about the truck of peace?
This episode should have been labeled "When RLM has an alcohol level higher than your grade point average".
this is an iconic episode
the croaking frog chair really got me
58:07 you can physically see Mike preparing to drop Vampire Assassin as BOTW and imagining the outrage.
He looks at the camera and covers his mouth.
That little transition with the bats over mike's bored expression is so funny and cute. You guys are very good at doing this kind of little amusing edits
Hy Pyke laughs like Mike.
danajamesjones That makes Hy Pike Mike from another life
I hoped Jay would cut to Mikes Palpatine laugh. :c
HehehHEHEHEHEHHHHH
Amazingly, Vampire Assassin and Blade actually share an actor! Gerald Okamura has a blink-and-you’ll-miss-him cameo in Blade as a vampire elder
I show this episode to my kids as a warning on the dangers of drinking.
The segment of Mike shuffling on his chair had me in stitches.
Mike's already hammered by the time they start to review the movies
Mariojinn2 Mike was hammered before he even woke up that day. Every day.
I don't know why but the way Jay says "yeah! Fuck your satanic pumpkin!" Has popped into my head weekly since this came out
Jay and Jack simultaneously losing their shit at Mike's choice is just glorious.
Freeze frame on 10:26
"It simply needs to be witnessed, like a two-headed baby in a jar." - Final Girl
that was a review blurb.
that was a review blurb they used to promote their movie!
*the best that she had to say about it*