Best of the Worst: Spookies, Action USA, and Alien Private Eye

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  • čas přidán 22. 03. 2019
  • Make some popcorn and settle in for an episode where, as it turns out, pretty much all three films could have been Spotlight episodes on their own! Get ready for rubber monsters, nonsensical and unmotivated flying cars, and a clueless alien detective!
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  • @Neitenth
    @Neitenth Před 5 lety +2485

    I can't believe they managed to get one of the cops from Surviving Edged Weapons as a guest.

    • @metalmugen
      @metalmugen Před 5 lety +227

      I guess the video worked and he survived the edged weapons.

    • @VideoBakery
      @VideoBakery Před 5 lety +88

      @@metalmugen thank God for that tape

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight Před 5 lety +64

      He must’ve been one of the ones stabbed in the groin

    • @thenightrider2121
      @thenightrider2121 Před 5 lety +144

      Yeah, its Joe Bagadonuts.

    • @viyhexe131
      @viyhexe131 Před 5 lety +62

      No way he's from Surviving Edged Weapons. He isn't nearly Nothwestern enough. His sentences didn't all end in "You betcha" or "Don't ya know"

  • @jackstrouse4833
    @jackstrouse4833 Před 5 lety +3820

    Amazing, rich messes up "creatures" but shoots "lust-crazed muckmen" from the hip

    • @Greycobalt
      @Greycobalt Před 5 lety +309

      I'd sure like to shoot some lust-filled muckmen from the hip, if you catch my drift.

    • @myoldvan119
      @myoldvan119 Před 5 lety +224

      He's says that on the regular

    • @aresx666
      @aresx666 Před 5 lety +177

      "from the hip" i'm fucking crying

    • @GloomTube
      @GloomTube Před 5 lety +4

      @@ringkite A WILD CUB SPOTTED. What are the odds.

    • @robynhighart2026
      @robynhighart2026 Před 5 lety +9

      timestamps pls. I'm just here for Rich bits

  • @racewilliams3952
    @racewilliams3952 Před 4 lety +2913

    Mike saying "Don't hurt that spookie" is somehow one of the most wholesome things I've heard.

  • @gracenreilly
    @gracenreilly Před 4 lety +606

    I know I’m ten months late on this, but there is nothing in this world I appreciate more than Rich Evans being the only one at the table to catch an obscure literary reference to A Brave New World, only to immediately mispronounce Aldous Huxley’s name. He has truly surpassed the limits of human potential.

    • @YorwerthHiraeth
      @YorwerthHiraeth Před 2 lety +29

      A true Beta plus.

    • @Qwerm
      @Qwerm Před rokem +4

      Tbf he did get the name of the drug completely wrong.

    • @aliciabergman1252
      @aliciabergman1252 Před rokem +22

      @@Qwerm What? It’s soma. Wasn’t that What they said

  • @RobertJRoman
    @RobertJRoman Před 5 lety +2181

    Mike was banned from the panel this episode for giving too many intentionally contrarian BOTW votes.

    • @HelenaRedgrave
      @HelenaRedgrave Před 5 lety +186

      Vampire Assassin was a quality movie goddamnit.

    • @samhammich7993
      @samhammich7993 Před 5 lety +65

      SOMEbody has to hold the Camera....
      We need the NEW GUY on ther panel.
      OK MIke, You caN sTIll dRinK beEr

    • @SaladofStones
      @SaladofStones Před 3 lety +49

      @@samhammich7993 "I run this fucking company and they won't let me on the panel!"

    • @NobodyCaresALot
      @NobodyCaresALot Před 3 lety +17

      Too many Star Trek soliloquy.

    • @TheGrizzlo503
      @TheGrizzlo503 Před 3 lety +12

      @@NobodyCaresALot uhhh thats not what soliloquy means.. you mean non-sequitur

  • @narcissistboy6429
    @narcissistboy6429 Před 5 lety +3938

    O hey, another video I'll be watching at 2 am three years from now.

  • @jacobs1447
    @jacobs1447 Před 5 lety +1774

    They're half-right about Spookies. The original production shutdown because it ran out of money and the producer shelved it. It had two or three directors. Two years later, the producer hired another director to write a script to wrap round the existing footage, shot it and edited it into the movie. There's actually a feud between the original directors and the one who did the rip-off Phantasm/zombie/cat-man stuff.
    Fun fact: the house where this movie was shot is the John Jay estate. John Jay, John Adams and Benjamin Franklin celebrated the signing of the 1783 Treaty of Paris in the same house where all this crazy shit was committed to celluloid.

  • @IncoherentMoron
    @IncoherentMoron Před 4 lety +975

    "Five moons, ten suns... At night, the air is cool and sweet"
    buddy, with ten suns there ain't no night

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Před 4 lety +88

      Unless the planet is orbiting all the way around some sort of small stellar nursery like the Pleiades.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Před 4 lety +26

      @@AncientSlugThrower Who's to say the moons aren't all covered in entire continents of augite?
      -(This isn't serious, I just like thinking of weird sci-fi concepts and trying to make sense of them)-

    • @astrosci8864
      @astrosci8864 Před 4 lety +114

      With ten suns, there's likely no planet either.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Před 4 lety +12

      @@astrosci8864 what would be the correct astronomic term for a terrestrial body (with rocky chemistry, an oxygen-rich atmosphere, and large amounts of liquid water) in a multistellar system?
      Would it be an exoplanet? A rogue planet? Some sort of ridiculously massive, terrestrial asteroid?

    • @astrosci8864
      @astrosci8864 Před 4 lety +89

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy The term I would use is "doomed".

  • @ryanmorgan1579
    @ryanmorgan1579 Před 5 lety +842

    Hearing Mike genuinely say "Don't hurt that spookie" made me so happy for some reason.

  • @bobbypaycheque
    @bobbypaycheque Před 5 lety +3066

    Good on Mike for losing weight but I'm not sure about that mustache.

    • @biffabacon8860
      @biffabacon8860 Před 5 lety +109

      He also lost hair

    • @Airosteh5th
      @Airosteh5th Před 5 lety +333

      @@biffabacon8860 That's where the mustache came from. The hair wasn't lost, it simply relocated.

    • @seamusmcboon558
      @seamusmcboon558 Před 5 lety +42

      Mike's a master of movie magic

    • @Red_Ryan_Red
      @Red_Ryan_Red Před 5 lety +31

      bobbypaycheque took me too long to figure out this was a joke.

    • @shawn6745
      @shawn6745 Před 5 lety +27

      @@biffabacon8860
      Tbh, I think he would look pretty good with it all shaved.
      Bald > very receding hair.

  • @SylentVoidkeeper
    @SylentVoidkeeper Před 4 lety +950

    I’m upset that of all of the horror references in Cabin in the Woods, when they had the list of all of the monsters on that whiteboard, “Lust-Crazed Muck Men” weren’t on there

    • @sparki9085
      @sparki9085 Před 3 lety +57

      The lust crazed muck men were too powerful. It wouldn't have been interesting if they'd been in the film!

    • @thenamelessone6119
      @thenamelessone6119 Před 3 lety +55

      They left all the Lust-Crazed Muck Men for the ending credits

    • @kurtadams9740
      @kurtadams9740 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ActionBastardo damn that was savage, nice comment

    • @teghous9237
      @teghous9237 Před 2 lety +1

      @@thenamelessone6119 s

    • @thenamelessone6119
      @thenamelessone6119 Před 2 lety +1

      @@teghous9237 what?

  • @kilagen0001
    @kilagen0001 Před 3 lety +471

    The best thing about the "lemroy looking at the hitler" scene is that Lemroy wouldnt have known who hitler is because he is an alien, which makes the scene even funnier.

    • @spaghettivase4808
      @spaghettivase4808 Před 3 lety +42

      @@gandalf8216 one of hitlers speeches has possibly reached the furthest in space of any radio broadcast so you’re not entirely wrong.

    • @antipsychotic451
      @antipsychotic451 Před 2 lety +14

      @@gandalf8216 he was just that evil, the entire galaxy knows.

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 Před 2 lety +20

      @@spaghettivase4808 I mean he's also been on earth long enough to start a business. He's probably found out about Hitler through cultural osmosis, if nothing else.

    • @chillhour6155
      @chillhour6155 Před rokem +7

      He must've visited planet Hitler at some point in time

  • @CyborgPilord
    @CyborgPilord Před 5 lety +480

    Mike officially banished from BOTW voting table

    • @stirnersretrowave5094
      @stirnersretrowave5094 Před 5 lety +102

      That's to be expected when you stiff Rem Lezar.

    • @phexus
      @phexus Před 5 lety +35

      I think he passed out drunk, so they had to improvise.

    • @DatCameraMON
      @DatCameraMON Před 5 lety +24

      Rem Lezar has punished him.

    • @Chris-ci8vs
      @Chris-ci8vs Před 5 lety

      @@stirnersretrowave5094 was just thinking that lol

    • @just_fn_around
      @just_fn_around Před 5 lety +3

      @@h.p.lovesauce9192 It's only IMPLIED that he's stiffing you

  • @Sannito
    @Sannito Před 5 lety +621

    It's nice to see that Groucho Marx finally made it into the RLM team

    • @TheOtisUpham
      @TheOtisUpham Před 5 lety +9

      Damn y'all are brutal. He was funny!

    • @MattZelda
      @MattZelda Před 5 lety +5

      @@solharv7817 I take your Groucho Marx and raise you a Abbott & Costello.

    • @DurandCompton
      @DurandCompton Před 5 lety +2

      No. It's the sax player from The Commitments.

  • @filmmisanthrope0657
    @filmmisanthrope0657 Před 5 lety +538

    "Thats a neat lil spookie."
    "I like that spookie!"
    😂

    • @brettxpw
      @brettxpw Před 5 lety +51

      Christian Morales I also like Jay yelling “spookie!” when the spookie pops up.

    • @kyon813
      @kyon813 Před 2 lety +13

      "Don't hurt that spookie! :("

  • @deekenny6256
    @deekenny6256 Před 4 lety +673

    Not gonna lie I came back just to hear Mike say "I like that spookie"

  • @kingcaprese3338
    @kingcaprese3338 Před 5 lety +786

    After Earl crossed off everything on his list karma rewarded him with a spot on RedLetterMedia's Best of the Worst

  • @LabrnMystic
    @LabrnMystic Před 5 lety +679

    "sorry about your house."
    *EXPLODES*

    • @Slappap
      @Slappap Před 5 lety +18

      Ppl need to stop buying these really explosive reapers.

  • @headinjurytheater
    @headinjurytheater Před 3 lety +212

    Back in 2006 I interviewed both directors of Spookies. The production history of that film is amazing. I can confirm first director was not thrilled to hear how many Farts were added to their overbudget masterpiece after they got fired.

    • @rocketforthree4479
      @rocketforthree4479 Před rokem +16

      Is there a recording or transcript of this interview?
      I'd love to see it!

  • @QuiteFrankly
    @QuiteFrankly Před 4 lety +781

    My father played "Dave" in Spookies! I love that some people are still watching and reviewing this masterpiece! A special edition just came out around Thanksgiving actually!

  • @ColinHuth
    @ColinHuth Před 5 lety +343

    These long takes of Rich’s reactions to Action USA are cinematic gold.

    • @nowone666
      @nowone666 Před 5 lety +13

      rich evan's laughter cures cancer

    • @arthurchen6464
      @arthurchen6464 Před 5 lety +14

      What's even better is Mike next to him whimpering, literally trying his damnest not to cry.

  • @Lassenissen
    @Lassenissen Před 5 lety +588

    The danger of the Spock ears triggering Mike was just too high to have him on this episode.

    • @antipsychotic451
      @antipsychotic451 Před 2 lety +11

      it was more of a precaution than anything since rich was also on the panel. it would've been like pointing two mirrors at each other

    • @RyanReenBattikh
      @RyanReenBattikh Před rokem

      mike keeps his spock ears on for sex

  • @PurposelessRabbitholes
    @PurposelessRabbitholes Před 3 lety +1276

    I keep coming back to this episode. Spookies and Alien Private Eye are two of my favorite segments across the whole show, for sure

    • @PurposelessRabbitholes
      @PurposelessRabbitholes Před 3 lety +89

      Uncle Tony jumping through the door kills me every time

    • @aresx666
      @aresx666 Před 3 lety +37

      @@PurposelessRabbitholes i'll give you a million CRIPLETS

    • @MortalCoil64
      @MortalCoil64 Před 3 lety +28

      100% This is by far my favorite episodes

    • @PurposelessRabbitholes
      @PurposelessRabbitholes Před 3 lety +12

      @@aresx666 YOOOOO WHAT UP DAWG haha

    • @aresx666
      @aresx666 Před 3 lety +8

      @@PurposelessRabbitholes AYYYYYYE *MASSIVE FINGER GUNS*

  • @Joescotterpuss
    @Joescotterpuss Před 3 lety +88

    I love how Rich has a brief out of body experience, remembers the priest in Alien Private Eye, and then comes back to himself just in time to warm the panel that they're about to make a mistake and forget about the whole scene.

  • @G33KST4R
    @G33KST4R Před 5 lety +684

    "Ohhh black *_discs_* "
    looks to camera
    This is the high brow humor that I subbed for.

    • @phillyneveryoumind415
      @phillyneveryoumind415 Před 5 lety +56

      It's like the frasier of movie reviews, I feel superior to others who don't watch and appreciate

    • @GradnLordTad
      @GradnLordTad Před 5 lety +26

      Honestly surprised Rich just breezed right over that. lol

    • @EliasTheHunter
      @EliasTheHunter Před 5 lety +24

      Thaddeus Sechrist He was too busy trying to read.

    • @DanArnets1492
      @DanArnets1492 Před 4 lety +9

      Of course Jay got disappointed by that!

    • @r.henryjr.1533
      @r.henryjr.1533 Před 4 lety +15

      He's been spending too much time at The Manhole

  • @gwennythwhite9633
    @gwennythwhite9633 Před 5 lety +1816

    Rich Evans hyena-like laugh clears my skin and waters my crops.

    • @audreyalbritton1435
      @audreyalbritton1435 Před 5 lety +116

      Rich Evans’ laugh got rid of my vaccine-caused autism.

    • @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf
      @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf Před 5 lety +55

      Please laugh harder Dick the Birthday Boy, I have some lumps I'm worried about!

    • @Amben991
      @Amben991 Před 5 lety +5

      @@Evelina_412 BUT he overcame all that and became our savior! Aidsmen!

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 Před 5 lety +7

      @@RevolverOcelot-ym9qj There aren't any girls on CZcams.

    • @wannabecriminalman
      @wannabecriminalman Před 5 lety +14

      He purified our water supply, fertilized our crops, and delivered vaccines unto our houses!

  • @Direbeetus
    @Direbeetus Před 3 lety +211

    My brain broke trying to imagine the orbital mechanics of a habitable planetary system with 10 suns. The planet must also never get too close to any of the suns or too far away from all of them. All without being catapulted out of the system.

    • @degh6543aqkk
      @degh6543aqkk Před 2 lety +29

      And then you have the silver grass

    • @docinsano2747
      @docinsano2747 Před 2 lety +14

      It's smaller artificial suns they made when their original one died.

    • @THEN00BINATORX3
      @THEN00BINATORX3 Před 2 lety +5

      maybe its like K-pax. where the planet is a metaphysical concept

    • @jeremyhulbert3343
      @jeremyhulbert3343 Před 2 lety +2

      You're thinking about it wrong. They meant 10 "sons". There were only 10 male offspring on the whole planet. And only half of them had butts, so that's why only 5 "moons". Ask no further questions, the hat and shoulder pad suit invalidate any logical refutations.

    • @THEN00BINATORX3
      @THEN00BINATORX3 Před 2 lety

      @@jeremyhulbert3343 they couldnt have had ten children. mormonism doesnt exist on their planet

  • @stevejakab9032
    @stevejakab9032 Před 3 lety +188

    So anyway, despite Rich's objections, the Alamo Drafthouse has created a 4k restoration of Action USA, and will be giving it a theatrical re-release soon.

    • @ac8911
      @ac8911 Před 3 lety +14

      I completely disagree with Rich here. I don't think he appreciates stuntmen

  • @motorlogi
    @motorlogi Před 5 lety +479

    John Stewart, the director of Action USA, has been a stuntguy and stunt coordinator for many RLM classics as: Wired to kill, Cyclone, Tomb and Death Spa

    • @blackjackrobby
      @blackjackrobby Před 5 lety +57

      Abraham Ljungberg stunt coordinator for the Tomb had to be quick work! It’s two action scenes and that’s it.

    • @motorlogi
      @motorlogi Před 5 lety +52

      @@blackjackrobby i hope he got payed well for that afternoon when they shot the whole movie.

    • @Trevin_Taylor
      @Trevin_Taylor Před 4 lety +8

      Chris Git everyone needs a cover day job. Hal tests planes. John is a director/stunt guy.

    • @foxandbarrettshow6916
      @foxandbarrettshow6916 Před 4 lety +1

      Death spa is a classic no need to besmirch the name of such classy high brow entertainment

    • @chrisdooley6468
      @chrisdooley6468 Před 4 lety +4

      Abraham Ljungberg death spa was one of my favorite RLM BOTW reviews

  • @kingchameleonthechameleond4102

    Gregory Scott Cummins (from Hack O’ Lantern and now Action USA) is Mac’s dad from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    • @miserableoutcast
      @miserableoutcast Před 5 lety +86

      Dillon Cain Holy fuck this is amazing! Luther is one of my favorite side characters, he’s so damn intense and creepy

    • @Madbandit77
      @Madbandit77 Před 5 lety +27

      He also played A.W.O.L. in "Stone Cold" with Brian Bosworth.

    • @aries4378
      @aries4378 Před 4 lety +20

      Would love to see him on an episode of BotW

    • @darkoniflames2051
      @darkoniflames2051 Před 4 lety +2

      @@aries4378 btow?

    • @trentrissubsidiary4619
      @trentrissubsidiary4619 Před 4 lety +6

      DarkOniFlames
      Best Of The Worst. BotW

  • @tayloebatts9661
    @tayloebatts9661 Před 4 lety +238

    21:02 "Don't hurt that Spookie."

  • @ermmoore2161
    @ermmoore2161 Před 2 lety +31

    Instead of that "Easy" button from the old staples commercials, I want a "It's fine..." button that plays Rich Evans saying "It's fine..you know what, it's fine..."

  • @Arttekot
    @Arttekot Před 5 lety +415

    To be honest, it's like one of the most amazing episodes. The movies are great. It's a shame that Mike can't join to discussion as a fifth member. He seems in love with Spookies!

    • @qwopiretyu
      @qwopiretyu Před 5 lety +48

      @@vsGoliath96 I don't practice Santaria, I ain't got no Rem Lezar

    • @keeseman
      @keeseman Před 5 lety +83

      If Mike had joined, he would have taken ten unedited minutes to talk about the time in Star Trek when Picard used the holodeck to roleplay as his favourite fictional private eye.

    • @dylanotto1675
      @dylanotto1675 Před 5 lety +7

      @@qwopiretyu If I had a quixotic medallion I'd create rem lezar

    • @shadowprince4482
      @shadowprince4482 Před 5 lety +1

      I wanna see them do some sort of Mystery Science Theater type thing and critique the movies as they watch them.

    • @nahbra3917
      @nahbra3917 Před 5 lety

      @@shadowprince4482 thisssssssssss

  • @Sevansmedia
    @Sevansmedia Před 5 lety +458

    There's an actor in Action U.S.A named "Rod Shaft"

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken Před 4 lety +22

      Nice

    • @nowhereman6019
      @nowhereman6019 Před 4 lety +31

      I assume is was Small Dick.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před 4 lety +5

      Lol "Rod Shaft" 🤣
      Talk about over compensating!
      (maybe 'refridgerated button mushroom' was already taken in the actors guild listings) :/

    • @toastedghost8971
      @toastedghost8971 Před 3 lety +20

      I looked it up on IMDB and its the guy with the corvette from the opening scene go figure LMAO

    • @TheFreepie
      @TheFreepie Před 3 lety +3

      You'd really think he would go by "Rodney"

  • @damnedash9526
    @damnedash9526 Před měsícem +6

    This entire episode is one of my favorites in the RLM library! So damn good... LOL

  • @lucasful1810
    @lucasful1810 Před 3 lety +857

    Rich can really flourish without his oppressive boyfriend Mike.

    • @scubasteve7439
      @scubasteve7439 Před 2 lety +66

      Why do i think mike would take delight in being referred to as rich evans' oppressive boyfriend

    • @scubasteve7439
      @scubasteve7439 Před 2 lety +9

      @@jowaksh6627 aw jeez

    • @AsiaDanceScene
      @AsiaDanceScene Před rokem +18

      He was even brave enough to say something negative about Trekkies, be strong Rich

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 Před rokem +11

      Even Jay seems to "grow a few feet", when Mike is not on the panel.
      I'm not saying I want less Mike but the group dynamic does change, when he's behind the camera. Or passed out on the couch?!?
      It's an all-around interesting change, especially with the new blood, adding another angle to the discussion.

    • @jacobg2662
      @jacobg2662 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Mac and Dennis vibes

  • @nickpetrecca8402
    @nickpetrecca8402 Před 5 lety +281

    Mike showing compassion for the sperm lizard Spookie is adorable

  • @kafkacrow6727
    @kafkacrow6727 Před 5 lety +187

    Glad Luigi finally has his staring role on the BOTW panel

    • @pongod5751
      @pongod5751 Před 5 lety +1

      2019 is the 2nd year of Luigi

  • @trapper-orbiter6284
    @trapper-orbiter6284 Před 3 lety +107

    I swear every time I fall asleep watching RLM this is the episode that's always playing when I wake up.

    • @lukeaugulis
      @lukeaugulis Před 3 lety +13

      Bro ikr

    • @jordangold435
      @jordangold435 Před 2 lety +10

      You it’s crazy how right this is. Also went thought a stretch of it being through doohans door eye, the instructor episode every single day.

    • @williambertels8257
      @williambertels8257 Před 2 lety +2

      This just happened to me.

    • @amazingchapeau3336
      @amazingchapeau3336 Před rokem

      Same

    • @garshtoshteles
      @garshtoshteles Před rokem +1

      The ones that autoplay are coincidentaaaalllyyyyy the ones that have the highest view count out of all Best of the Worst episodes

  • @GasmaskAvenger
    @GasmaskAvenger Před 2 lety +164

    its wild that Vinegar Syndrome ended up giving this entire trio remastered blu-rays.

    • @sir0nion
      @sir0nion Před 2 lety +15

      Action USA got a Vinegar Syndrome release!? I didn't see it on the website. I bought Alien Private Eye though and I unironicaly like it 😬

    • @GasmaskAvenger
      @GasmaskAvenger Před 2 lety +16

      @@sir0nion Action USA sold out really fast

    • @sir0nion
      @sir0nion Před 2 lety +2

      @@GasmaskAvenger Darn. Well, I think they still have Spookies. I'll get to see Death explode in 2 or 4k!

    • @chillhour6155
      @chillhour6155 Před rokem +19

      The Vinegar Syndrome folks are true heroes

    • @KingThrillgore
      @KingThrillgore Před 10 měsíci +8

      RLM should be on the payroll at this point

  • @Byrvurra
    @Byrvurra Před 5 lety +890

    mike has been banned from judging tapes after his last performance.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před 5 lety +36

      He's gone! He's outta control maaaan!
      .......I think his mind has finally snapped from consuming all this VHS drek, *get this man some help!*
      He actually can't tell where the irony / sarcasm begins and where it ends anymore!
      (I picture him on his own in a darkened room, sat on the floor with a duvet blanket wrapped round everything but the face, empty beer bottles strewn around him.......Watching _Nukie_ over and over.... ) O~O

    • @8bitgreat
      @8bitgreat Před 5 lety +17

      @@zetetick395 hello how are you

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před 5 lety +25

      @@8bitgreat I'm really quite well - thank you - that's thoughtful of you for asking, Mr 420nickleback666 - I hope you are well also......
      ......I don't wish to sound rude, but is there *a reason* you've picked me out in particular for such pleasant consideration?

    • @8bitgreat
      @8bitgreat Před 5 lety +68

      @@zetetick395 no

    • @tonispiip8054
      @tonispiip8054 Před 4 lety +9

      What?

  • @whitneydouglas4794
    @whitneydouglas4794 Před 5 lety +68

    "Oh! Black DISC!" I love where Jay's mind goes immediately.

  • @robertstaples3256
    @robertstaples3256 Před 3 lety +134

    46:34 I love how fast Mike goes from blissful, uncontrolled laughter to emotionless in like three seconds 😂

    • @amelzon1
      @amelzon1 Před 2 lety +6

      Sometimes reality hits hard.

    • @bobbyjones3351
      @bobbyjones3351 Před rokem +9

      It’s his Vulcan half taking back control

    • @artfuldodger3964
      @artfuldodger3964 Před rokem +1

      He realized thay he let the mask slip.

    • @MrHendrix17
      @MrHendrix17 Před 7 měsíci

      Mike has dedicated so much time laughing at olds that feeling childlike joy really sours his mood

  • @InfernoBot
    @InfernoBot Před 3 lety +100

    Jack's face reacting to things is one of my favorite things from all these episodes.

  • @profpurewater
    @profpurewater Před 5 lety +257

    I just donated 10 Quibblets a month to the RLM Patrion.

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight Před 5 lety +2

      Do the hack frauds accept spacebucks(tm)?

  • @borbafet9206
    @borbafet9206 Před 5 lety +90

    spoopies is one of the greatest horror moopies

  • @jadenwilliams4807
    @jadenwilliams4807 Před 3 lety +83

    "Who needs cleverness when you have blunt stupidity"
    Ah yes, a quote I live by on a daily basis

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra Před 5 měsíci +1

      That’s how I play rpgs

  • @danielwarren4804
    @danielwarren4804 Před 2 lety +71

    This is by far my favorite BOTW. I named my cat Lemro!

  • @Roymunson_
    @Roymunson_ Před 5 lety +116

    I feel like Grim Reapers should now be a unit of measurement for comparing explosions in schlock films. Kinda like horse power but way funnier.

    • @gonzostrangelove6107
      @gonzostrangelove6107 Před 5 lety +15

      I wonder how many quibblits Reapers cost per unit?

    • @qwopiretyu
      @qwopiretyu Před 5 lety +12

      The bomb dropped on Hiroshima was over 20 Reapertons

  • @only1chicityarson
    @only1chicityarson Před 5 lety +238

    That Action U.S.A movie is actually rare and hard to find not a lot of copies made.

    • @TheDegradingSeeker
      @TheDegradingSeeker Před 5 lety +18

      You're not kidding, I can;t find it anywhere!

    • @andyholstein237
      @andyholstein237 Před 5 lety +144

      It was filmed in my hometown of Waco, TX, and nobody here remembers anything about it. Then again, given our history of gun battles and fiery explosions, it's possible no one realized a movie was being filmed.

    • @Zoloat
      @Zoloat Před 5 lety +22

      Yeah I'd qualify that as more of a documentary.

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 Před 5 lety +2

      @@andyholstein237 dude i was surprised to see the alico. i was just like holy shit is that waco did they drop that guy in the brazos?

  • @PedroGomes-cx7ku
    @PedroGomes-cx7ku Před 4 lety +171

    I have to say, I really liked the effects on the asian lady when she's turning into a spider.

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 Před 4 lety +16

      If I had a dollar for every time I've heard someone say that...

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 Před 4 lety +6

      They could have at least used scotch tape to pull back the eyelids on the mask to make it more consistent with the actress

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před 4 lety +2

      Mmmmm, she ended her day with a ventriloquist smoothie....
      Now *that's* some good eatin! Slurp slurp! :P

  • @OldWorldRadio2
    @OldWorldRadio2 Před 5 lety +1310

    In a dark world full of despair and depression, you guys make me smile. 😄

    • @pianofight
      @pianofight Před 3 lety +106

      Man, I thought for sure this comment was written this year. ....nope.

    • @MrEarltron
      @MrEarltron Před 3 lety +66

      I feel this has aged appropriately

    • @Around_blax_dont_relax
      @Around_blax_dont_relax Před 3 lety +39

      In the Grim Darkness of the present... There is only Rich Evans

    • @DFWTF
      @DFWTF Před 3 lety +4

      @Man on phone yeah just when you thought a virus was enough ...

    • @goonmobile
      @goonmobile Před 3 lety +2

      Man on phone okay..

  • @electron9
    @electron9 Před 5 lety +65

    The Three Laws of automobile explosions.
    1) If car hits ground too fast it will explode.
    2) If car hits another car, one of them has to explode.
    3) If a third car should appear, while an exlosion is happening, it should do an barrelroll.

    • @ryanswiatkowski4925
      @ryanswiatkowski4925 Před 5 lety +5

      4th Law) If the car has a grim reaper in it

    • @miserableoutcast
      @miserableoutcast Před 5 lety +1

      5) It’s literally impossible to ever apply the breaks and come to a stop whilst speeding towards some shit that’ll make your car explode

  • @JesseH76
    @JesseH76 Před 5 lety +628

    This was easily one of the funniest episode and probably my favorite so far. My mom is going through cancer treatment, and I haven't laughed in some time. Thank you for all you do and reminding me the power of laughter and humor in life. Thank you for cheering me up and helping me forget the most difficult parts of life, also. Although, Rich's laughter is causing me to have concerns I might get a noise complaint at my apartment or people might start evacuating the building, thinking it's a fire alarm.

    • @brucejerkwater8575
      @brucejerkwater8575 Před 5 lety +47

      I wish you the best brother. Ive been having health issues with my family as well and RLM is definitely a bright spot for me when Im down.

    • @ac14cmpunk25
      @ac14cmpunk25 Před 5 lety +7

      you haven't the double down episode

    • @k.angelova
      @k.angelova Před 5 lety +31

      Don't forget to be cool about fire safety!

    • @edwardicus4
      @edwardicus4 Před 5 lety +5

      Damn, man. That hit me right in the feels. Hope everything goes well.

    • @johngiaus8632
      @johngiaus8632 Před 5 lety +5

      Hey man, stay strong. Remember you are loved.

  • @robfinlay8058
    @robfinlay8058 Před 2 lety +37

    Apart from the drug "Soma" being from Brave New World, "Kilgore" is a Kurt Vonnegut reference, Kilgore Trout being a recurring character in several of his books including Slaughterhouse Five.

  • @maskedbugman
    @maskedbugman Před 5 lety +103

    When you guys mentioned Action USA taking place in Texas. I assumed something like Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Houston, maybe even Laredo. But nope when I saw the ALICO building my jaw dropped, those scenes took place in my home town, Waco, TX! Most of the area hasn't changed all that much with the exception what the Gaines family has done to the area. This is probably one of the most interesting movies you guys put on the show for me.

    • @kevinkresnak6297
      @kevinkresnak6297 Před 5 lety +36

      Whoa, that's probably the biggest thing to ever go down in Waco, TX!

    • @Mixolydian7712
      @Mixolydian7712 Před 5 lety +13

      @@IzzyTheEditor same. I heard they had a huge bbq afterwards to celebrate.

  • @MrZeyami
    @MrZeyami Před 5 lety +73

    Action USA, challenging our unfounded temporal notions of action and consequence. Truly a masterpiece of cinema.

  • @flynnjaman
    @flynnjaman Před 3 lety +93

    Action Canada is basically Ryan’s Babe

  • @craigdyas1091
    @craigdyas1091 Před 3 lety +21

    When Jay said "Ohhhh, black DISC" and looked at the camera I actually lost it. Comedy gold.

  • @millinotmilli5624
    @millinotmilli5624 Před 5 lety +1432

    me: :(
    Red Letter Media: *uploads Best of the Worst*
    me: :)

    • @DoreenManning
      @DoreenManning Před 5 lety +8

      Same. Same.

    • @jasondulin7376
      @jasondulin7376 Před 5 lety +13

      I often see comments in these threads that more or less say that this content helps them with depression. That's pretty awesome.

    • @ForwardSynthesis
      @ForwardSynthesis Před 5 lety +21

      The amount of pleasure I get from watching three middle aged men and one twink sitting around a table is scary.

    • @discomfort5760
      @discomfort5760 Před 5 lety +3

      me: :$ :] 3====D

    • @laserjeesus
      @laserjeesus Před 5 lety +2

      BotW keeps my depression at bay

  • @lyleswann6296
    @lyleswann6296 Před 5 lety +72

    Always thought of Rich as a luring hag. His imitation was too spot on for comfort.

  • @lazarusrat6159
    @lazarusrat6159 Před 4 lety +349

    I enjoy Tim being on the show.

    • @YaMamasAss
      @YaMamasAss Před 4 lety +34

      Yeah, Tim's pretty funny actually. He's up there with Jack

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 Před 3 lety +44

      He's like a fun uncle who visits unpredictably

    • @dannass5
      @dannass5 Před 3 lety +22

      @@YaMamasAss You guys gotta stop ranking rlm members, it's gotta be really awkward for them to read if you think about it.

    • @YaMamasAss
      @YaMamasAss Před 3 lety +13

      @@dannass5 Fam, it wasn't a ranking lmfao
      It was just me saying I find him funny. Stop being a weirdo lol

    • @dannass5
      @dannass5 Před 3 lety

      @@YaMamasAss What, did I make you uncomfortable by acknowledging a little unspoken fact, that people rank the rlm members in the comments? I'm such a silly weirdo fam.

  • @user-rf8ns4tz1r
    @user-rf8ns4tz1r Před 5 měsíci +6

    Thanks to Alien Private Eye, the last 4 years have consisted of me screaming "Like a thermonuclear device!!!" every time someone say "like what" lol

  • @kylefax
    @kylefax Před 5 lety +92

    "It's a vicious circle." - Rich Evans, Mathematician

  • @mediaglitch
    @mediaglitch Před 5 lety +494

    This is going to sound crazy but I actually saw Spookies in a theater.

    • @CalebCrazyVampire
      @CalebCrazyVampire Před 5 lety +17

      why? xD

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před 5 lety +57

      It was shown in a theatre?? O.O

    • @mediaglitch
      @mediaglitch Před 5 lety +13

      @@zetetick395 yep

    • @ceciliaFX
      @ceciliaFX Před 5 lety +126

      it was shown in a theater in 42nd ST, Manhatten on the first release. And more recently at several Alamo Drafthouse Theaters. Originally in Austin and more recently in their Brooklyn theater.
      BTW, I'm the Art Director for the film when it was called "Twisted Souls"

    • @ceciliaFX
      @ceciliaFX Před 5 lety +167

      @@Daxinar0 - the "producer" was a crook. There's no nice way to describe him. When he walked onto the set it made my skin crawl. He bragged about getting rich by stealing other people's films. Anyway, the full "Twisted Souls" film was finished except for the effects. Tom Doran (one of the original directors) was editing the film, This "producer" was getting impatient and would argue with Tom and eventually, a verbal fight broke out and they "parted company".
      The scumbag producer called everyone - actors, crew - to work with him on adding footage and we told him NO. I personally told him it would be an insult to Tom and Brendan.
      So, he went and found some bimbo who had worked in porn and she "directed" and "edited" her crap scenes in between the good stuff. And, of course, completely sucked the life out of the good scenes.
      everything bad about "Spookies" can be attributed to her and the crook producer.
      Everything good is from Tom, Brendan and those of us who worked our asses off on the original "Twisted Souls" footage.

  • @jtwizzle2004
    @jtwizzle2004 Před 3 lety +24

    The Cybernator, Rem Lezar, and Alien Private Eye episodes are so great. No one has produced such quality three times in a row since Rubber Soul, Revolver, and Sgt. Pepper.

  • @f.d.3289
    @f.d.3289 Před 2 lety +42

    32:32 "Who needs cleverness when you have blunt stupidity?" Jay beautifully sums up our times.

  • @Sigh95
    @Sigh95 Před 5 lety +205

    Alien Private Eye? Is he technically a Space Cop?

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před 5 lety +6

      I do know that you can watch Alien Private Eye on CZcams - Some maniac's uploaded it, so you can search for it and revel in the GLORY your own good self!

    • @foxandbarrettshow6916
      @foxandbarrettshow6916 Před 4 lety +3

      @@zetetick395 there's always some maniac weirdo supplying us with quality B movie goodness bless those glorious weirdos. We salute you good sir.

  • @theharlequin7280
    @theharlequin7280 Před 5 lety +193

    Me: Who's that guy with the mustache?
    Mustache-guy: I'm Scruffy. The janitor.

    • @quagernag
      @quagernag Před 4 lety +21

      The Harlequin There are some who call him...Tim?

  • @patricklantz9208
    @patricklantz9208 Před 4 lety +124

    rich acts way different when Mike isn't around...

  • @generalsleepy3859
    @generalsleepy3859 Před 2 lety +15

    My mom loved Early Edition. From what I remember of the episodes she had on VHS, it was a good show.

  • @EdsLorraine
    @EdsLorraine Před 5 lety +66

    “Cameron Mitchell is in this film”
    Rich: VDKABDKWGDKWFBJS

  • @VerboseSparrow
    @VerboseSparrow Před 5 lety +40

    Mike's innocent "don't hurt that spooky" was both hilarious and heartwarming.

  • @Tomurow
    @Tomurow Před 2 lety +186

    That opening joke aged incredibly well!

    • @doodledibob
      @doodledibob Před 2 lety +31

      Probably because it, unlike unvaccinated children, is not susceptible to a whole host of deadly diseases.

    • @amelzon1
      @amelzon1 Před 2 lety +2

      @@doodledibob *golf clap*

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 Před 2 lety +6

      @@doodledibob I'll need to scale the World Trade Center to gain enough altitude to give you the high-five that you deserve.

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator Před 2 lety +2

      Some things never change

    • @ImperfectCitizen
      @ImperfectCitizen Před 2 lety

      10/10 on timing

  • @lightninlarry8936
    @lightninlarry8936 Před rokem +49

    This is definitely the best episode of BOTW. Spoopies, Action USA, and Alien Private Eye would easily have won any other episode

  • @jamesflowers8054
    @jamesflowers8054 Před 5 lety +291

    More Tim please, his dry humor and great stache make the episode just that much better!

    • @foxandbarrettshow6916
      @foxandbarrettshow6916 Před 4 lety +1

      Porn stache for the win

    • @kylenyce8198
      @kylenyce8198 Před 4 lety +16

      he is at fuckbutt point

    • @foxandbarrettshow6916
      @foxandbarrettshow6916 Před 4 lety +7

      @@kylenyce8198 fuckbutt point is just outside of fondlers landing

    • @AL-SH
      @AL-SH Před 4 lety +3

      @@kylenyce8198 You know what they say... 3 is a crowd!!!

    • @lordrayden3045
      @lordrayden3045 Před 3 lety +5

      My favorite panel grouping is
      Rich
      Jay
      Josh
      Jack.
      But I agree Tim is good as well. Swap time for Jack and you’re still good....., but Jack is great too
      Hell just do all five.

  • @davidchristian3612
    @davidchristian3612 Před 5 lety +157

    I thought surely the dudes would start calling the alien detective "Rem Lezar." Perfect call back.. what were they thinking!!!!

    • @Ajlez
      @Ajlez Před 5 lety +8

      I checked the comments just to find this comment. I couldn't exactly remember the name but it was killing me throughout.

    • @JamieSwitzer
      @JamieSwitzer Před 2 lety +1

      yeah and this episode came out a month after that BOTW! Strange.

  • @rdofdukes
    @rdofdukes Před 5 měsíci +5

    I know this is 4 years later but I wanted to point out that the lead cop from Action U.S.A. is Mac's Dad from IASIP

  • @SmeddyTooBestChannel
    @SmeddyTooBestChannel Před rokem +45

    "lust-crazed muck men" is a pretty accurate description of hollywood producers

  • @lyleswann6296
    @lyleswann6296 Před 5 lety +125

    Lust-Crazed Muck-Men just became my new favorite movie monster. I demand this genre be nurtured into the mainstream.

    • @paulcorney61
      @paulcorney61 Před 5 lety +12

      Lyle Swann maybe they can un cancel supernatural with the big bad being Lust-Crazed Muck-Men

    • @Lifesizemortal
      @Lifesizemortal Před 5 lety +2

      this summer... James Cameron brings you... MUD

    • @jetsetatrophy67
      @jetsetatrophy67 Před 5 lety +4

      They are making a swamp thing tv show

    • @brucelombardo
      @brucelombardo Před 5 lety

      Lyle Swann it’s replacing the Tarrasque in my D&D games.

    • @lyleswann6296
      @lyleswann6296 Před 5 lety +1

      @@ashesanddiamonds2692 😅😅😅😉😋

  • @Patricksan2001
    @Patricksan2001 Před 5 lety +22

    At one point, I saw Mr. T’s Be Somebody or Be Somebody’s Fool as an option on Best of the Worst that was never chosen. Please, please watch it! It is legitimately mind-blowing and insane in all the best ways.

  • @dgray0505
    @dgray0505 Před 4 lety +46

    Nothing gets me through these dark times like Mike laughing at helpless beings getting injured

  • @phnargg
    @phnargg Před 2 lety +30

    51:30 Rich’s impression of the drug’s effect is absolute gold

  • @Spaceman_u
    @Spaceman_u Před 5 lety +147

    Best of the Worst on a Saturday is the best thing ever

    • @alexd23241
      @alexd23241 Před 5 lety

      Yes! because already have been drinking!

  • @sexybunnyxox
    @sexybunnyxox Před 5 lety +319

    You should really do a Best of the worst with Nukie, Nukie, and Nukie.

    • @YadonTheCat
      @YadonTheCat Před 5 lety +19

      That'd be Best of the Best

    • @MattZelda
      @MattZelda Před 5 lety +6

      Needs more Nukie.

    • @Liberator130
      @Liberator130 Před 5 lety +6

      They did it all for the Nukie.

    • @HiDesert004
      @HiDesert004 Před 5 lety +5

      It’s all part of the Nukie Extended Universe (NEU).

    • @b0x0r97
      @b0x0r97 Před 5 lety +3

      Or better yet, a wheel of misfortune with only Nukies in the chambers

  • @1521Palm
    @1521Palm Před 10 měsíci +4

    Just seeing Lemro strutting down the street, in rhythm with his theme music cracks me up.

  • @elitenedero391
    @elitenedero391 Před 5 lety +26

    44:19 Dat unintentional chord formed by their voices is amazing, almost avant-garde stuff

  • @nothingland4994
    @nothingland4994 Před 5 lety +354

    Tim (mustache guy) was in a BOTW episode before this one guys

    • @jimger9978
      @jimger9978 Před 5 lety +29

      He was in one of the episodes with mikkaulee kulken

    • @jimger9978
      @jimger9978 Před 5 lety +12

      @@teehundeart mikkalalkaklaklkallaka

    • @dangerdan2592
      @dangerdan2592 Před 5 lety +25

      @@jimger9978 Milwaukee Kulkin?

    • @BillyNunez2
      @BillyNunez2 Před 5 lety +2

      And in Space Cop

    • @Godgotron
      @Godgotron Před 5 lety +22

      He's also cousin Howard Plinkett in The Last Plinkett Review: he who shat in his pants while crossing the finish line, winning a gold medal at the 92 Barcelona Olympics.

  • @dougmiller6536
    @dougmiller6536 Před 5 lety +53

    It was awesome to have Jake the Snake Roberts as a special guest at the table.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 Před 5 lety +1

      It's not Tom Selleck?

    • @dougmiller6536
      @dougmiller6536 Před 5 lety +1

      LMAO. Maybe if Tom Selleck ran out of fucks to give.

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 Před 5 lety +1

      I assumed they'd gone back to the 70s and stolen a bad John Carpenter lookalike. Because that makes sense.

    • @dougmiller6536
      @dougmiller6536 Před 5 lety +1

      There Patreon must be through the roof to afford a time machine.

  • @SanctumSanctorumVidz
    @SanctumSanctorumVidz Před 6 měsíci +6

    That's RICHARD CORBIN artwork on the cover to Spoopies! THAT immediately places it as the Best of the Worst.

  • @ralelunar
    @ralelunar Před 4 lety +40

    Someone whose idea of a vacation is being a private eye? Sounds like that one episode of Star Trek...

  • @panzerkommanderdk666
    @panzerkommanderdk666 Před 5 lety +255

    First movie "Imagine you and your friends"
    Okay I'm out!!

    • @nonconnahordeath
      @nonconnahordeath Před 5 lety +1

      hey, i have friends! at least for the hour or so this show runs.

  • @MarkusNapp
    @MarkusNapp Před 5 lety +26

    Jays hair is getting closer and closer to the Captain America action figure every episode. Majestic.
    52:10 Audious Huxley ... I don't believe you Dick Evans.

  • @k4nc3r
    @k4nc3r Před 2 lety +12

    The Carmen Sandiego joke lined up with Lemro spin dancing into the room? Perfection

  • @Hakman78
    @Hakman78 Před 8 měsíci +7

    Well it’s time of year again, where I fall asleep at 3am to this fantastic Best of the Worst at least once a week

  • @annab8317
    @annab8317 Před 5 lety +71

    Oooooh, conspiracy time: was "Alien Private Eye" a spec script for a Michael Jackson vehicle that never actually made it to Michael Jackson?

  • @jellyneck7978
    @jellyneck7978 Před 5 lety +41

    "He's mad because they made him walk on a treadmill." I was mid-sip of a drink and then I suddenly wasn't. Thanks Mike.

  • @Sorath84
    @Sorath84 Před 5 lety +35

    when "uncle trony" dove through that door, I did a spit-take.

  • @andrzejzielinski9213
    @andrzejzielinski9213 Před rokem +5

    I remember 'early edition'. It's pretty neat actually. I mean season through season differs in premise and support cast, quality of the writing goes down and up and down again, but it's overall surprisingly heartwarming and wholesome television.

  • @SuperSaiyanGuyver
    @SuperSaiyanGuyver Před 5 lety +117

    "Jacked up Freddie Mercury" went from this movie to be mayor of Metro City. Mike Haggar for President 2020
    Paid for by friends of Mike Haggar.

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris Před 5 lety +7

      He's going to have a hard time against Wilson/Hawk.