Best of the Worst: Carnivore, HauntedWeen, and Black Roses

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  • čas přidán 26. 10. 2018
  • Booooo! It's Halloween again, which means the group has gotten together to watch some spooky horror films, including the now-traditional Heavy Metal-themed monster movie. Things got crazy. Then they didn't.
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  • @metalnut92
    @metalnut92 Před 5 lety +1189

    'I've never killed a cat.'
    - Jay 'suspiciously specific denial' Bauman

    • @millenniumhandandshrimp2610
      @millenniumhandandshrimp2610 Před 5 lety +32

      I used to go home from school in a school bus with two younger kids who told me how they used to catch neighbourhood cats, pierce little holes in their stomachs, fill the holes with maggots and then reseal them and then watched the maggots eat through the cat's entrails. Then they proceeded to smash my right hand with their hockey sticks, my fingers still crackle when i move them to this day. Ah, the days of youth...

    • @jl.7739
      @jl.7739 Před 5 lety +11

      Millenniumhand and shrimp awwww how cute. I hope they work in a kindergarden now.

    • @millenniumhandandshrimp2610
      @millenniumhandandshrimp2610 Před 5 lety +21

      @@jl.7739You know what, i'd like to think they do.
      That, or they're supporting themselves as pit fighters in an abandoned slaughterhouse somewhere.

    • @super_genius
      @super_genius Před 5 lety +11

      Millenniumhand and shrimp goddamn furries

    • @hendrong
      @hendrong Před 5 lety +7

      @@millenniumhandandshrimp2610 I'm sure those two kids are successful and happy today.

  • @Constantine-316
    @Constantine-316 Před 5 lety +5065

    Release the drunk cut

  • @foxhound6364
    @foxhound6364 Před 5 lety +6673

    I love how 90% of the time Rich Evans can't string together an English sentence, but then manages to fire off "17th century French Impressionist painter" without a single stutter.

    • @praetor4118
      @praetor4118 Před 5 lety +364

      @Adam Christopher ya lol they actualy know things what fuckin dumb ass idiots lol not smart like u and me wubba lubba dub dub

    • @JesterofPaupers
      @JesterofPaupers Před 5 lety +282

      @Adam Christopher just let the art nerds use their degrees for once.

    • @kylekondit9709
      @kylekondit9709 Před 5 lety +76

      @@wj2429 what does that have to do with anything its still difficult for someone who sutters alot to pronounce that fluently

    • @kylekondit9709
      @kylekondit9709 Před 5 lety +22

      @Analyzing Male Slavery dosent really matter but okay

    • @RAWNLEY
      @RAWNLEY Před 4 lety +15

      Maybe he's French.

  • @IrisCorven
    @IrisCorven Před 2 lety +596

    Jay shouting "Noooo. Keep talking. Keep talking! Finishyoursentence!" while dopey-faced and clearly hammered is probably the most drunk anyone has been on the show.

  • @roisinjo6155
    @roisinjo6155 Před 5 lety +695

    "What the f*** is happening!? Why is Rich freaking out!?" "He's not." Hilarious because Rich is literally just sitting there. XD

    • @millenniumhandandshrimp2610
      @millenniumhandandshrimp2610 Před 5 lety +100

      That feeling when you're the straight edge guy in a room full of people whose mental faculties at this point are functioning slightly above infant levels.

  • @MrKRUB123
    @MrKRUB123 Před 5 lety +2630

    Mike's blood alcohol level .332.
    Jay's Blood alcohol level .312
    Rich's blood sugar level 670

    • @mrminecraftcubeable
      @mrminecraftcubeable Před 5 lety +404

      His body is a battlefield between aids and diabetes

    • @mursuka80
      @mursuka80 Před 5 lety +173

      @@mrminecraftcubeable It is what keeps him alive.

    • @luvhair255
      @luvhair255 Před 5 lety +85

      670 mg/dL ? He's basically just a man made of sugar lol

    • @drakkenmensch
      @drakkenmensch Před 5 lety +46

      @@luvhair255 CRIPPLING DIABEETUS

    • @Ektalon
      @Ektalon Před 5 lety +39

      Jack's blood alcohol level: 5.00.

  • @ericf5759
    @ericf5759 Před 2 lety +763

    "This is classic Team Brick Wall gaslighting" is a top Jack quote

    • @cleobinx
      @cleobinx Před rokem +10

      Yes ! That made me laugh hysterically

    • @SEATACx
      @SEATACx Před rokem +25

      It's especially funny because it's "classic" only a few minutes into the debate

    • @stangable413
      @stangable413 Před rokem +3

      I read this exactly as it happened....creeped me out

    • @ArunaUtd
      @ArunaUtd Před 4 měsíci +2

      Jack has some gems, 1:02:24 made me laugh out loud.

  • @josephnewberry9290
    @josephnewberry9290 Před 4 lety +1699

    I love when Jay says, "Why is Rich freaking out!?" and Josh says, "He's not."

    • @flusterdouglas9326
      @flusterdouglas9326 Před 2 lety +233

      Lol Josh is so calm, but assertive. You can tell he's handled drunk friends before!

    • @brianbagnall3029
      @brianbagnall3029 Před 7 měsíci +25

      Jay was buzzed about 2 minutes into the show.

  • @lewisio7
    @lewisio7 Před 5 lety +720

    Rich didn't drink because he's pregnant. Congratulations Rich!

  • @BreadMarket
    @BreadMarket Před 5 lety +1598

    "I've never murdered cats, Mike."
    "Why are you doing this to me?"
    " I'VE NEVER KILLED A CAT!"

    • @moisheshucklegruber2982
      @moisheshucklegruber2982 Před 3 lety +125

      goodnight sweet... cats

    • @D__S__
      @D__S__ Před 9 měsíci +33

      "you grew up on the farm, you get a lot of cats, sometimes a cat's gotta go down!" - jack lmao

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy Před 8 měsíci +9

      They have worms crawling out of their ears

    • @lukebaldock4672
      @lukebaldock4672 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@D__S__12 we q1111 d e8e az@ccc cccfffttttþtttt T
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      Ji
      😅😊

  • @Redclantube
    @Redclantube Před 4 lety +3212

    This episode perfectly shows what it’s like being the sober one in a group. God bless Rich

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs Před 3 lety +163

      Rich was the designated striver for the evening.

    • @vuphuongtrinh8875
      @vuphuongtrinh8875 Před 3 lety +173

      Release the drunk cut

    • @alcoholic2652
      @alcoholic2652 Před 3 lety +102

      6:19-6:34 PROOF that Rich has never been sober, just stoned.

    • @animepussy8356
      @animepussy8356 Před 3 lety +71

      Do you think he ever drinks water and then turns it into wine later?

    • @NothingIsKnown00
      @NothingIsKnown00 Před 2 lety +39

      Someone has drive Mike home in his dumpster truck.

  • @MonkehBuns
    @MonkehBuns Před 5 lety +624

    "Can you believe she fell asleep?"
    "Yeah, she seems like the type."
    The type...to fall asleep?

    • @LootFragg
      @LootFragg Před 3 lety +71

      You know how they are.

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage Před 2 lety +10

      I think he's suggesting she's unprofessional?

  • @wamatt2476
    @wamatt2476 Před 5 lety +674

    It finally happened. The actually got too drunk to continue.

    • @CorneliusPRhoades
      @CorneliusPRhoades Před 5 lety +17

      @@snickle1980 Lol that's too much work for these hacks

    • @viddork
      @viddork Před 4 lety +3

      @material pattern
      "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." _Macbeth,_ W. Shakespeare

    • @viddork
      @viddork Před 4 lety

      @WAMatt
      I hate it when an actually does that!

  • @GotAJarOfDirt23
    @GotAJarOfDirt23 Před 5 lety +617

    I can't believe Josh just threw Macauley Culkin off the coach like that

    • @lordartoriuscollbrande7434
      @lordartoriuscollbrande7434 Před 5 lety +12

      I don’t even know who McKauley Culkin is. Are you a Persona 5 player?

    • @Distorted80
      @Distorted80 Před 5 lety +42

      The worst part was telling Macauley everyone was going to dress up because it was a Halloween episode and they just did the lame hipster T-shirt thing while Macauley went all in as Mrs. Bates.

    • @mrniceguy7168
      @mrniceguy7168 Před 5 lety +7

      This comment has so much going on

    • @Gaz8foyd
      @Gaz8foyd Před 5 lety +15

      Why was he driving a coach?

    • @tiffanytwisted2901
      @tiffanytwisted2901 Před 5 lety +2

      Yeah...off the coach...

  • @AnvilPro100
    @AnvilPro100 Před 4 lety +614

    "This is classic Team Brick Wall gaslighting!!"

  • @carlosguillermo566
    @carlosguillermo566 Před 3 lety +154

    Jay was so drunk that he forgot the sound of Rich Evans's laugh and got suprised by it

  • @ClockworkBoredom
    @ClockworkBoredom Před 5 lety +4927

    I need the uncut footage of drunk mike accusing drunk jay of murdering cats

    • @That2J
      @That2J Před 5 lety +534

      I will pay good money for the uncut drunk footage. Good money.

    • @flusterdouglas9326
      @flusterdouglas9326 Před 5 lety +281

      Goodnight sweet cats

    • @AestheticFunk
      @AestheticFunk Před 5 lety +20

      BubblewrapHighway Is this confirmed? Is it actually on the patron and if so what $ tier?

    • @djcprod
      @djcprod Před 5 lety +54

      It’s such a specific accusation. It must bear some truth.

    • @mnemot
      @mnemot Před 5 lety +108

      If ypu pay close attention right after the 30 minutes after jump, it seems like Mike's retelling something about Jay (on the background, while Rich says it was a bad idea, J: I didn't-I didn't do that! M: He said to me, that..., then continued later, M: No, Jay! You said good night sweet cats (while doing the "pressing down" motion)) so it must be an inside joke from years ago.

  • @allluckyseven
    @allluckyseven Před 5 lety +1656

    I've never seen Jay this drunk. Or Mike this sober.

    • @allluckyseven
      @allluckyseven Před 5 lety +18

      or the sun a second time.

    • @elevensquids
      @elevensquids Před 5 lety +31

      jack is the sleeper drunk. around 29 minutes it looks like all his effort is going into not falling over

    • @kylekondit9709
      @kylekondit9709 Před 5 lety +2

      @Fix the Fernback good one bud.

  • @dbpaperclip
    @dbpaperclip Před 5 lety +597

    "0-60 in 40 minutes" is the underrated line of the episode.

  • @haleymist09
    @haleymist09 Před 5 lety +2848

    Everyone's sitting on hay bales, and Jay's feet don't reach the ground. That's cute.

    • @yungoldman2823
      @yungoldman2823 Před 3 lety +131

      Alex Smalley rich evans is cuter

    • @IamKindness
      @IamKindness Před 3 lety +120

      @@breezingby2611 You really gonna say that when he's sitting next to THE Rich Evans?!

    • @bsodcat
      @bsodcat Před 3 lety +11

      To be fair, Jay is a piece of shit sometimes, its a balancing act of power lmao.

    • @leonardovazquez7302
      @leonardovazquez7302 Před 3 lety +26

      None of their feet are touching the ground..?

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 Před 3 lety +74

      @@bsodcat That's a little mean mate. Try to write comments with the thought in your head that Jay or someone else might come across it and be very hurt.

  • @matthewevans5794
    @matthewevans5794 Před 5 lety +5171

    Seeing Mike this drunk is pretty typical. Seeing Jay THAT drunk is a Halloween miracle.

    • @Osamathegamer
      @Osamathegamer Před 3 lety +313

      No matter how many times I hear it or when the last time was, Whenever I hear mike say "Goodnight, sweet cats!" I burst out laughing.

    • @FourthDerivative
      @FourthDerivative Před 3 lety +119

      And seeing Jack this drunk is just sad in retrospect.

    • @Osamathegamer
      @Osamathegamer Před 3 lety +11

      @@FourthDerivative why?

    • @Osamathegamer
      @Osamathegamer Před 3 lety +138

      @@FourthDerivative oh I didn't know.
      but hey, good for him.

    • @devinchadwick9147
      @devinchadwick9147 Před 3 lety +27

      @@FourthDerivative oh, maybe that's why hes been gone from botw for a while

  • @Komnen0s
    @Komnen0s Před 5 lety +604

    This is the worst AA meeting I've seen, it had to reconvene because everybody was so drunk.

    • @rickiramlal6814
      @rickiramlal6814 Před 5 lety +22

      "Hi my name is Rich and I have diabete- I mean alcohol. I mean I'm an alcoholic. I do my drinking off camera so my doctor doesn't see me breaking my diet for aids- I mean diabetes. Also I have aids."

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra Před 2 lety +3

      “I can’t believe he came to his intervention drunk”

  • @lilacbombs_5197
    @lilacbombs_5197 Před 3 lety +314

    best part of mike being drunk is him commenting "goodnight sweet cats" like it's the funniest thing he's ever said, but only to him

    • @TheBBQify
      @TheBBQify Před rokem +19

      One of my all time favorite mike quotes now

  • @marcopalomba9463
    @marcopalomba9463 Před 5 lety +2244

    _WhEn Jay DiEs aNd rEacHes tHe PüRLYgAtes...tHere'S ThoUsaNdS AnD ThOuSaNDs of cAtS..._
    Intoxicated Mike Stoklasa oct. 2018

  • @benm8503
    @benm8503 Před 5 lety +815

    Shot over the course of three days?!?! This is like the Boyhood of BOTW!

    • @StarWarriorMusic
      @StarWarriorMusic Před 5 lety +22

      its truly an amazing film

    • @ARMIV4
      @ARMIV4 Před 5 lety +47

      AND THE SPECIAL EFFECTS ARE FANTASTIC!

    • @br8581
      @br8581 Před 5 lety +37

      Did you know Boyhood took twelve years to make?!

    • @dannyboy1594
      @dannyboy1594 Před 5 lety +10

      IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE!!!!

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega Před 5 lety +7

      Its damn near experimental

  • @sci-fi-night6241
    @sci-fi-night6241 Před 5 lety +570

    Drunk Jay is the most adorable thing I've ever seen

    • @SultanSamet
      @SultanSamet Před 5 lety +56

      "I've never murdered cats Mike!" 😂 The way he simply says that...

    • @Ozepyon09
      @Ozepyon09 Před 5 lety +25

      @@joseph7988
      The cute one

    • @rickiramlal6814
      @rickiramlal6814 Před 5 lety +6

      @@Ozepyon09 ...as of 2 years ago.

  • @tremolobanshee
    @tremolobanshee Před 4 lety +732

    I will forever love Jay's face as he exclaims: "Why is rich freaking out?"

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs Před měsícem +1

      That moment when the person that's not used to being the butt of the joke, tries to turn focus back to the more regular butt of the joke.
      But everyone's on a "actually, we really appreciate that person today" day.

  • @vonditters856
    @vonditters856 Před 5 lety +690

    That was literally the most accurate editing representation of becoming drunk I’ve ever seen

  • @Ashamaxa
    @Ashamaxa Před 5 lety +661

    Drunk Jay is the best. A rare sight among high functioning drunks like Mike and Jack.

    • @Yo-Jimbo
      @Yo-Jimbo Před 5 lety +34

      He's a cat murderer though.

    • @jacobp-i.5738
      @jacobp-i.5738 Před 5 lety +35

      I’ve never seen Jay this plastered in anything they’ve done before. Comedy gold.

    • @alwindsor7299
      @alwindsor7299 Před 5 lety +9

      @@peterbrooks5476 They drink during the films as well. I can imagine he's had at least 4-6 beers before he has some shots. Thats a decent amount of booze.

    • @mrredherring2900
      @mrredherring2900 Před 5 lety +20

      30:30-30:40 is the best. "Okay. Keep going. No! Keep talking. Keep, keep talking, Jack. Finisshhhh yoursentenns." :D

    • @Ashamaxa
      @Ashamaxa Před 5 lety +4

      @@mrredherring2900 he sounds exactly like me when i think im not drunk and try to have a conversation.

  • @kleindropper
    @kleindropper Před 5 lety +2923

    I'm frankly amazed at how much booze it takes to bring Jay down to typical Mike levels

    • @VideoMeltdown
      @VideoMeltdown Před 5 lety +268

      Especially since he's about half as big

    • @Arksword
      @Arksword Před 5 lety +267

      @@VideoMeltdown I guess you can say he really was that half in the bag.
      I've got nothing.

    • @stupled
      @stupled Před 4 lety +45

      @@Arksword I laughed

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 Před 4 lety +52

      @@stupled I clapped

    • @LembeckIsStaying
      @LembeckIsStaying Před 2 lety +64

      @@VideoMeltdown
      Well he's half as big as Mike body wise....but twice his size when he goes to the Manhole, if ya get my drift.

  • @MrLordstarboy
    @MrLordstarboy Před 4 lety +325

    'Do you think the science lab was a real science lab?'
    This line and Mike's reaction to it slay me.

  • @conspiracyman8353
    @conspiracyman8353 Před 5 lety +1635

    Rich: 'I'm going to take a walk.' You know things are going bad when Rich would rather exercise.

  • @danmichael2627
    @danmichael2627 Před 5 lety +1049

    This really should have been two episodes like the star wars christmas episode. One could have been an hour of their drunken descent into madness and then an episode of them actually talking about the movies.

    • @Captroop
      @Captroop Před 5 lety +85

      ...holy shit. You're so right! As much as I liked this episode, now it'll always suffer in my mind because they didn't choose to edit it that way.

    • @treesurgeon2441
      @treesurgeon2441 Před 5 lety +79

      They should post them several days apart to make people think that them getting drunk and not talking about the movies will be how they leave it. Talk about subverting expectations.

    • @Canukles
      @Canukles Před 5 lety +49

      The scenes are intertwined so you can't really break them up. It's stylistically designed to be that way.

  • @28Pluto
    @28Pluto Před 5 lety +1076

    "Lots of movies have houses in them."
    Finally, some *actual* film analysis and evaluation on this channel that actually makes sense !!!

  • @gadbel685
    @gadbel685 Před 3 lety +605

    Jay, if you ever read this, I just wanted to say that everybody talks about Rich's laugh, but it is yours that holds this show together

    • @mrs_plinkett
      @mrs_plinkett Před 3 lety +35

      word

    • @bashbashfulsson4540
      @bashbashfulsson4540 Před 2 lety +75

      No joke, Jay is just cute.

    • @ScapegoatAngel
      @ScapegoatAngel Před 8 měsíci +6

      I think everyone is aware that Jay is the pretty babe of the show

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs Před měsícem +1

      I always feel it's really unfair when people say Jay and Jack aren't funny. They're both really fun, just in a different way to Mike and Rich.
      It needs both.

  • @Gibson343088
    @Gibson343088 Před 3 lety +71

    Mike being so drunk he lays down really spoke to me

  • @name7049
    @name7049 Před 5 lety +313

    The clip of them all being so drunk they have to stop filming for 5 solid minutes is gonna be a classic BOTW moment for years to come

    • @lordartoriuscollbrande7434
      @lordartoriuscollbrande7434 Před 5 lety +5

      Air Bud is the Best What does this film have to do with The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild? Are you a Persona 5 player? I’m looking for anyone who can have a good conversation with me about Persona 5.

    • @lordartoriuscollbrande7434
      @lordartoriuscollbrande7434 Před 5 lety +2

      snickle1980 I love the fact that you’re a person who’s trying to make society a better place for people. The message of the game is that once society becomes corrupted, society must then fall apart and rebuild itself again to start over and learn from our past mistakes. What Mementos is is the embodiment of what is keeping people from actually using their brains and caring about other people. In other words if we are ignorant, we could end up destroying ourselves in the end. Believe me, the story in Persona 5 is very interesting. Also, Makoto Niijima is best girl. If you’re willing to get in to the series, there you go without too many spoilers.

    • @alicekliewer
      @alicekliewer Před 5 lety +6

      Lord Artorius Collbrande
      I didn't know Ingmar Bergman made a sequel to Persona, let alone four

    • @name7049
      @name7049 Před 5 lety +6

      I didn’t mean for this to turn into a discussion about a video game

    • @AlbertoSantosDumont819
      @AlbertoSantosDumont819 Před 5 lety +2

      Breath of the wild

  • @buffjr.6572
    @buffjr.6572 Před 5 lety +271

    Not having Culkin really subverted my expectations

    • @stupled
      @stupled Před 5 lety +4

      i didn't watch it all yet. Apparently he is the postcredits scene.

    • @chereshan906
      @chereshan906 Před 5 lety +7

      He is a scarecrow

    • @drpg7924
      @drpg7924 Před 5 lety +5

      @@elonmush4793 He's in the next BotW. This was recorded before Lord Culkin was in town and was released now because they needed to edit out 8 hours of drunken footage.

  • @aeteno703
    @aeteno703 Před 2 lety +27

    The automatic chapter feature on youtube has made a chapter called "You remember when you murdered cats?"

  • @Freelancer217
    @Freelancer217 Před 2 lety +101

    It's funny to think that they shoot these episodes on Rich's birthday because he probably spent it driving them all home

  • @8523wsxc
    @8523wsxc Před 5 lety +786

    Damn, Rich was so sober that his beard fell out.

  • @SuperjoeV1
    @SuperjoeV1 Před 5 lety +289

    They got so drunk Rich's beard wanted nothing else to do with the video.

  • @austinreifsnyder35
    @austinreifsnyder35 Před 3 lety +173

    21:45 I’ve never related to something so much as drunken jack trying to jump in the conversation and ending up just talking to himself and the little moment of realization he has when he sees they aren’t listening 😂

  • @switchkforlife
    @switchkforlife Před 4 lety +290

    jay’s dangling feet is the cutest thing ever

  • @GigaWhitArtandStuff
    @GigaWhitArtandStuff Před 5 lety +204

    Honestly, drunk Jay is adorable

  • @suanniiq
    @suanniiq Před 5 lety +128

    It’s a fact that Milwaukee bottle water contains 5% alcohol....

  • @JaymiethegermJordan
    @JaymiethegermJordan Před 5 lety +76

    " This movie is so boring we're talking about a WALL " - Rich Evans

  • @lucressei3717
    @lucressei3717 Před 2 lety +61

    Please, people, make a petition to have a video released of the cut 30 minutes after the shots were poured. I WANT THE BAUMAN CUT !

  • @evan3684
    @evan3684 Před 5 lety +604

    Mike's Milwaukee accent is like "Surviving Edged Weapons" strong in this episode.

    • @Revan-eb1wb
      @Revan-eb1wb Před 5 lety +1

      why should he have that accent when he is from arizona?

    • @MrJoaoVitoriginal
      @MrJoaoVitoriginal Před 5 lety +32

      @@Revan-eb1wb Alcohol. That's why.

    • @Revan-eb1wb
      @Revan-eb1wb Před 5 lety +1

      @@MrJoaoVitoriginal true^^

    • @Hayley123454
      @Hayley123454 Před 5 lety +19

      @@Revan-eb1wb I think he's from Chicago. He just lived in Arizona at some point.

    • @Revan-eb1wb
      @Revan-eb1wb Před 5 lety +1

      @@Hayley123454 okay. thanks. i was not sure anymore

  • @HighFromCost
    @HighFromCost Před 5 lety +1518

    Comic Sans was released in 1994, Hauntedween was released in 1991. Truly the team behind Hauntedween were pioneers of their time.

    • @leandromafe
      @leandromafe Před 5 lety +143

      I went to check and that's actually true wtf

    • @vegapunkslab511
      @vegapunkslab511 Před 5 lety +9

      @@leandromafe lmao

    • @composerdorianbell
      @composerdorianbell Před 5 lety +204

      Put into consideration, this was a 20 year anniversary rerelease, they may have actually put the comic sans in 2011 (the year of the dvd release).

    • @8bitpixelbreakin
      @8bitpixelbreakin Před 5 lety +7

      Yeah.

    • @plasticman4eva
      @plasticman4eva Před 5 lety +130

      @@composerdorianbell That's exactly it. The beginning was re-edited with new titles for some reason. It's not that way on the VHS.

  • @MrMoneyclips
    @MrMoneyclips Před 5 lety +847

    Rich Evans was seriously my inspiration to quit drinking.

    • @lena295
      @lena295 Před 4 lety +98

      MrMoneyclips if Rich Evans can, then we all definetly can!

    • @buzzardbeatniks
      @buzzardbeatniks Před 3 lety +89

      @@lena295 And now Jack has too.

    • @Bale4Bond
      @Bale4Bond Před 3 lety +14

      @@buzzardbeatniks but given that he is Jack, actually got heat for it.

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive Před 2 lety +1

      @@Bale4Bond Only if you're a huge prick.

    • @Bale4Bond
      @Bale4Bond Před 2 lety

      @@audiosurfarchive i don't know if he's a prick.
      He certainly is an embarrassing dork.

  • @67hought
    @67hought Před 5 lety +645

    Well, Jay, have the cats stopped screaming?

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta Před 4 lety +21

      Yes, that... that’s the reference in the comment. That’s the joke

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage Před 4 lety +11

      @@MegaZeta Well I didn't get it until his comment clarified.

    • @edwardraven8000
      @edwardraven8000 Před 4 lety +6

      they still scream in his nightmares

    • @dickthegimp4280
      @dickthegimp4280 Před 3 lety +26

      I ate Mike Stoklasa's liver with some Tums tablets and a nice Maker's Mark.

    • @Fisher_Films
      @Fisher_Films Před 2 lety +4

      This is an underrated comment

  • @MeritlessMemes
    @MeritlessMemes Před 5 lety +3336

    i think jay saying “why is rich fffreakkin ouuut?” Is the peak drunkness in RLM history (30:49)

    • @thiccboss4780
      @thiccboss4780 Před 5 lety +379

      Rich: imma take a walk
      Jay: *BWAHAHAAA...HEHEHE*

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy Před 5 lety +517

      Jay is doing that thing where you try to project your drunkenness on someone else but your analysis is all wack so it doesn't work.

    • @Klos1977
      @Klos1977 Před 5 lety +66

      A close second would be BOTW: Night of the Lepus. Mike speech patterns were a little 'off' that night.

    • @kylekondit9709
      @kylekondit9709 Před 5 lety +32

      @Fix the Fernback yep it's not like its edited together and they were probably drinking alot inbeween cuts

    • @Revan-eb1wb
      @Revan-eb1wb Před 4 lety +22

      @Intra Ignis dont be edgy

  • @Tallgrassband
    @Tallgrassband Před 5 lety +406

    Fun fact- Rich Evans is made of love. And duct tape.

    • @jacemachine
      @jacemachine Před 5 lety +7

      The duct tape is to patch the parts of him that get TOO much love.

    • @ElohimForToday
      @ElohimForToday Před 5 lety +3

      Just like E.T.

    • @jmalmsten
      @jmalmsten Před 5 lety +3

      If there's no love without duct tape.

  • @garshtoshteles
    @garshtoshteles Před 2 lety +106

    39:00 to 39:35 Mike's accent is at its peak without a hint of irony. Love to hear it.

    • @waspswarm870
      @waspswarm870 Před 9 měsíci +27

      whuy in de heck did he kill dhose two people in de woods

  • @cries_and_dies
    @cries_and_dies Před 3 lety +124

    Jay saying "do you think the science lab that's in the movie is a real science lab" in a sassy voice has got to be one of my favorite RLM moments ever.
    39:22

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs Před měsícem +1

      The best RLM moment.
      Mike's "you don't pull my move on me" face and reaction.

  • @That2J
    @That2J Před 5 lety +450

    Mike getting so heated ranting about the attic is priceless

  • @ljean666
    @ljean666 Před 5 lety +113

    I love how small Jay looks sitting on that hay bale

  • @outsidethebox316
    @outsidethebox316 Před 5 lety +271

    _Goodnight Sweet Cats_

  • @cyborgoftheyear
    @cyborgoftheyear Před rokem +21

    When you're new to RLM, it's not immediately apparent that Rich never drinks, since he's the one who slurs the most. And then there's this episode

  • @DmitryChmelyov
    @DmitryChmelyov Před 5 lety +85

    I can't believe they were literally so drunk they had to have a second day of filming.

  • @patrickseery4317
    @patrickseery4317 Před 5 lety +753

    So when is red letter media gonna make a teen comedy with the crew playing the 40 year old students

    • @sonicplys64
      @sonicplys64 Před 4 lety +3

      But they did in this episode

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 Před 3 lety +5

      To be honest I would watch the fuck out of a movie with these guys playing teenagers. Especially if some random producer gave them a AAA budget just to see how they would waste it

    • @LembeckIsStaying
      @LembeckIsStaying Před 3 lety +3

      And especially if Jay brings back his early 2000s Limp Bizkit/Eminem swag!

  • @wyattearp585
    @wyattearp585 Před 2 lety +38

    The "2 days later" then them drinking water silently in pain was the most relatable shit ever

  • @redtexan7053
    @redtexan7053 Před 4 lety +52

    I love Thomas Savini’s 1670 painting, “Portrait of a Man Being Ripped Apart By Zombies”.

  • @LawdyLawdy
    @LawdyLawdy Před 5 lety +133

    Im glad Mike finally came to terms with his belief in ghosts.

  • @Oxossis
    @Oxossis Před 5 lety +391

    I’m like Jay. I have an infinite knowledge of obscure things that are not only useless in everyday conversation, but actively harmful to my social life.

    • @abraxas365
      @abraxas365 Před 5 lety +42

      "Did you know penguins will be so anxious to defend orphaned penguin chicks that they will fight each other until they accidentally kill the baby."
      And that's just my ice breaker.

    • @discomfort5760
      @discomfort5760 Před 5 lety +19

      "That's cool, I did not know that. But did you know humans have a better sense of smell than cats? Among mammals, only dogs surpass us. However, humans can barely detect pheromones, science suggests it's because of our cognitive abilities which would just go crazy with all the pheromones everywhere. Yeah. All of my ex-girlfriends asked me to shut up during pillow talk, all have failed."

    • @Contributron
      @Contributron Před 5 lety +3

      Sounds like Asperger’s.

    • @amberwingtundrawing776
      @amberwingtundrawing776 Před 5 lety +13

      Same. I can't remember how to calculate chemical equations but I will always remember that horse's legs have the same build as human fingers

    • @RobertJRoman
      @RobertJRoman Před 5 lety +1

      Is anyone really like Jay?

  • @thehumantoeRD
    @thehumantoeRD Před 3 lety +63

    The guy that played the sheriff in Hauntedween was still a professor at western kentucky university when I attended. I found a VHS version of the movie and took it to him to get it signed. He was.... less than enthusiastic about seeing that movie again. Understandable.

  • @melissaallen69
    @melissaallen69 Před 3 lety +59

    Jay boozily asking, "Why is Rich freaking out?!' is one of my fav RLM moments.

  • @TMLCJLK
    @TMLCJLK Před 5 lety +224

    Man... I really wanted to see that footage of them drunk. I imagine that there are long stretches of nothing, but there is certainly more gold than just those highlights. Also, I want to see how they got to the cat part.

    • @HEYBUDDYMAN86
      @HEYBUDDYMAN86 Před 5 lety +9

      Thiago Leão I’ve been pretty drunk and know that tangents come to life from the slightest inception of the thought. My guess is Mike thought of cats randomly and started shouting it

  • @bobsnob3073
    @bobsnob3073 Před 5 lety +1839

    I used to have a fainting goat. I remember I bought a bell to put around him and all my other goat's necks (it helps keep coyotes away) and the little guy took one stop heard the bell and fainted, he then got up an did it again. He probably did this 10 times until he got used to it. He was really easy to scare. Poor guy died of old age this year, I miss the little idiot.

    • @fruitypeebils
      @fruitypeebils Před 5 lety +326

      my mom had a goat as a kid, and one day she tied it up to a tree to do other work around the farm. the goat ate all the grass around the tree and then strangled itself trying to reach a tuft of grass out of its reach.

    • @GhostOfBilly
      @GhostOfBilly Před 5 lety +106

      @@fruitypeebils Who are the eighteen sadistic weirdos that read that and thought "thumbs up"? I wish youtube had a comment response that was an emoji of a face in deep thought of a life's place in the grander universe.

    • @GhostOfBilly
      @GhostOfBilly Před 5 lety +8

      @@visionofdisorder Did you secretly pull the legs off of spiders as a kid? You know I have to edit it now or the continuity of this comment section is ruined!

    • @GramLikesBread
      @GramLikesBread Před 4 lety +123

      @@GhostOfBilly It's not sadism so much as laughing at something too stupid to live. The way he worded his comment implies his mother left a goat alone for a few hours and it managed to kill itself when there was no urgency to eat. If it had been left there for weeks or if someone had actually strangled it, then it would not be funny. In my mind it's actually more sadistic to scare goats into unconsciousness.

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy Před 4 lety +4

      Aw....

  • @spankminister
    @spankminister Před 5 lety +154

    28:29 Angry drunk Jay and Rich's perfectly timed Zac Bagans burn made this episode for me

  • @eldemente87
    @eldemente87 Před 5 lety +712

    Wasted Jay is adorable

    • @cleobinx
      @cleobinx Před 4 lety +74

      Guido Rossetti he is always adorable

    • @rasterbate87
      @rasterbate87 Před 3 lety +48

      Find me a kind of Jay that isn't adorable

  • @orsonzedd
    @orsonzedd Před 5 lety +178

    Everyone drinks Liquor, except Rich who has to drink his Metamucil

  • @SordidSleeper
    @SordidSleeper Před 3 lety +98

    I just noticed on my 5th viewing of this episode in the doldrums of 2020 that Jay had slapped the "Horror" sticker from Black Roses onto his jacket in the second discussion, post-adorable-drunk.

    • @reizak8966
      @reizak8966 Před 3 lety +5

      I've watched this episode multiple times and never noticed this. Now I can't stop staring at it.

    • @Jordan-zk2wd
      @Jordan-zk2wd Před 2 lety

      "It's so dense"

    • @BRUXXUS
      @BRUXXUS Před 2 lety +7

      I think it may actually be an enamel pin! If it's not, it needs to be. :)

  • @beetlequeen1732
    @beetlequeen1732 Před 4 lety +70

    How you could do HauntedWeen: Eddie grows up, goes to college. His frat house is in danger of getting foreclosed or whatever. His friends are like “Hey Eddie! Your family used to operate a haunted house! You can help us out!” Eddie has flashbacks to watching that girl die and his whole psyche is tested as he’s pressured by his friends to build and operate the haunted house. He snaps, goes crazy, and kills his frat brothers and whatever in the haunted house. There you go

  • @michaelkitchin9665
    @michaelkitchin9665 Před 5 lety +194

    "Drinking problem? No, this is a tradition." That's been tried at an AA meeting. I'm sure of it.

  • @alwindsor7299
    @alwindsor7299 Před 5 lety +91

    Jay at 30:34 is how I talk when I think I'm fine when I'm really not

  • @austyn.l6289
    @austyn.l6289 Před 5 lety +119

    THE SPECIAL EFFECTS ARE FANTASTIC.

  • @ofsinope
    @ofsinope Před 4 lety +52

    "Why is Rich freaking out?" That's Rich at like a 4 out of 10

    • @JTeam45
      @JTeam45 Před 3 lety +2

      True, but it's being said by a Jay who is at a -4/10 XD

  • @TheGrifter42
    @TheGrifter42 Před 5 lety +360

    It’s hard to see Rich’s alcoholism ruin the pacing of the video.

  • @TheActionBrick
    @TheActionBrick Před 5 lety +1986

    “The special effects are fantastic!” is the new “It’s so dense.”

    • @Kreeschon
      @Kreeschon Před 5 lety +12

      SHUT UP YA FUCKING RICK

    • @tadpolegaming4510
      @tadpolegaming4510 Před 5 lety +17

      Lol it's the only good thing people could say about Last Jedi

    • @lordartoriuscollbrande7434
      @lordartoriuscollbrande7434 Před 5 lety +4

      Yeah whatever.

    • @camclemons
      @camclemons Před 5 lety +40

      Actually, it's "THE SPECIAL EFFECTS ARE FANTASTIC!"

    • @robbieclark7828
      @robbieclark7828 Před 5 lety +2

      But it’s just a less distinctive way to say the same thing. Not everything needs to be replacing everything else.

  • @thehumantoeRD
    @thehumantoeRD Před 3 lety +44

    I was attending Western Kentucky University when I ran across Hauntedween. A professor played the sherriff in the movie. I took a copy into his office for him to sign and as soon as he had seen the cover of the VHS he rolled his eyes and told me to leave. He laughed and ended up signing it.

  • @hopefullypg3431
    @hopefullypg3431 Před 4 lety +623

    wHY iS RiCH FreAkiN' oUt?
    This may be the moment in RLM history where Jay is 100% legitamitely unable to think straight about anything but alcohol.
    Edit) Feels weird rewatching this episode now that Jack is two years sober after admitting to being an alcoholic. Adds a strange element to older episodes like this where they get plastered.

    • @aeteno703
      @aeteno703 Před 2 lety +53

      I didn't know that about Jack, good to hear he's sober.

    • @TwistedAdventures42
      @TwistedAdventures42 Před 2 lety +43

      At least he seems to know how to have a good time. I've seen people completely flip just because they took a few drinks and end up ruining the night for everyone else.

    • @snazzle9764
      @snazzle9764 Před 2 lety +48

      He also said to not feel bad about watching these episodes despite the fact. Still feels weird tho

    • @TheTuttle99
      @TheTuttle99 Před 2 lety +2

      At that point you could tell he was gone. Kinda sad to see. Reminds me of shitty times dealing with wasted people blackout drunk

    • @Neat0_o
      @Neat0_o Před rokem +1

      Where did he admit that? I’d like to read it or watch it.

  • @SkigBiggler
    @SkigBiggler Před 5 lety +204

    Good lord they're drunk for this one

    • @Halfway3
      @Halfway3 Před 5 lety +8

      @@spock84 Go watch last years Halloween episode. Josh is almost falling out of his fucking chair.

    • @metalnut92
      @metalnut92 Před 5 lety +4

      @@spock84 Mike was absolutely steaming on the Ghostbusters episode.

    • @elborrego4916
      @elborrego4916 Před 5 lety +3

      Good night sweet cats

    • @Swarm509
      @Swarm509 Před 5 lety +2

      They are drunk as lords!

    • @SkigBiggler
      @SkigBiggler Před 5 lety

      I commented this at the start of the episode. I can certainly say they're the most shitfaced I've ever seen them. They had to postpone the episode they were so drunk.

  • @dancingdroid
    @dancingdroid Před 5 lety +188

    If we don't get a video of you guys going to a fainting goat farm I will be so disappointed.

    • @danielsimmons2339
      @danielsimmons2339 Před 5 lety +13

      Well, actually, feinting goat farms are kinda fucked up. While it doesn't necessarily hurt them, the goats are bred specifically so that we can startle them and watch them have a seizure. Obviously they don't like feinting and will try to stop themselves from falling over. Kinda like breeding pugs specifically to have funny, scrunched up faces even though they can barely fucking breathe because of it.

    • @doko3000
      @doko3000 Před 5 lety

      @@danielsimmons2339 just another day of humanity trying to play g.o.d.

    • @hendrong
      @hendrong Před 5 lety +3

      It would be so strange to see any of them outside.

  • @bwill325
    @bwill325 Před 2 lety +51

    Who else loves rewatching all of the Halloween episodes for Halloween

  • @cableroyson9992
    @cableroyson9992 Před 3 lety +50

    Not only do I wish for the unedited cut, I wish for the unedited footage of them having to edit the footage.

  • @fireonice12492
    @fireonice12492 Před 5 lety +182

    "Oh, that's staying in" LMAO
    Thanks, Mike.

  • @maxter328
    @maxter328 Před 5 lety +82

    I think I speak for everyone when I say we NEED an unedited cut of the drunkenween section.

  • @cleobinx
    @cleobinx Před 4 lety +49

    “This is classic “team brick wall” gas lighting ...” that’s why I love jack 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AmazingThor
    @AmazingThor Před 2 lety +14

    Tit Stab Party 6 was where the franchise really lost steam.

  • @mobius273
    @mobius273 Před 5 lety +126

    Rich evans and jack are so good, they should have their own show!
    ...wait

    • @TimThomason
      @TimThomason Před 5 lety +11

      They previously recorded some shows.

  • @GP1138
    @GP1138 Před 5 lety +297

    Everyone wanting to see the drunken outtakes forgets what it's like to spend any amount of time with a drunk person. These are probably the funniest (and least embarrassing) parts of what happened.

    • @karinmaria6455
      @karinmaria6455 Před 5 lety +70

      But I WANT to see the embarrassing stuff

    • @doomyboi
      @doomyboi Před 5 lety +92

      There was no anti-substance PSA more effective on me than being the only sober one at a college toga party.

    • @leow3696
      @leow3696 Před 5 lety +4

      Peed in the street last time I was this drunk. Can confirm.

    • @christiano3819
      @christiano3819 Před 5 lety +3

      Just need to get to their level

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage Před 5 lety +8

      @@doomyboi It's the opposite for me, dealing with drunk people makes me want to get prisonfucked.

  • @moisheshucklegruber2982
    @moisheshucklegruber2982 Před 3 lety +36

    I like how Jay apparently went and looked up why hunters wear orange after tree stand safety and pulled his newfound deer knowledge out for the black roses discussion

  • @KingThrillgore
    @KingThrillgore Před 4 lety +196

    Rejoice.
    Halloween 2019 is coming

  • @Thanatos2k
    @Thanatos2k Před 5 lety +120

    While driving on the highway today I saw a Gerber Collision and Glass and burst out laughing. No one else understood.

    • @theMightyMonarch88
      @theMightyMonarch88 Před 2 lety +2

      I found one in my town just recently. I had never noticed it before and now, much like the Showbiz Pizza Bear, I wonder if it just appeared one day in the wake of this episode…

  • @adamo.2571
    @adamo.2571 Před 5 lety +193

    Carnivore was made in 2000...even though it has the production quality of an 80's music video

    • @slipknotboy555
      @slipknotboy555 Před 5 lety +42

      Holy shit, it was!
      Well, it was released in 2000, I think. Some quick googling revealed it was apparently shot and edited over ten years.
      Edit: apparently filmed from 1989-91? That makes sense.

    • @BurnRoddy
      @BurnRoddy Před 5 lety +11

      It also has the audio quality of a daguerreotype

    • @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme
      @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme Před 5 lety +8

      @@slipknotboy555 IT TOOK 10 YEARS TO MAKE
      NOTHING HAS EVER TAKEN 10 YEARS TO MAKE

    • @Congslop
      @Congslop Před 5 lety +1

      Filmed 89-91 though

  • @BlackBirdMagic
    @BlackBirdMagic Před 5 lety +30

    They filmed Black Roses in my home town. I remember them carrying the monster puppet to the "English Teacher's House" across the road from my house, and I went up to the door to deliver the newspaper while they were filming. Did you notice that the "Highschool" has swing sets outside? They used the elementary school. :)

  • @jmdesantis
    @jmdesantis Před rokem +20

    Upon my....7th watch(?) I have to say this is the best Jay episode. Not just drunk Jay with the cats and "Why is Rich freaking out?!"--which are great--but that moment when he says to Mike, "Oh. OH! So you think the science lab is a *real* science lab" has me laughing every time.
    And then that underrated moment, after the break, when he subtly tries to implicate Rich as the one who got "out of control" is just hilarious.
    Glorious episode all around, but Jay was MVP that year.

  • @Kameratyp
    @Kameratyp Před 5 lety +159

    How ironic that the only sober person wears a Brewers hat...

    • @-pancakes7205
      @-pancakes7205 Před 5 lety +7

      And Rich is a White Sox fan too.

    • @Kameratyp
      @Kameratyp Před 5 lety +3

      @@-pancakes7205 makes him double the Cubs hater