He forgot to mention when kids will look around because they are waiting to see if any adult is watching. I have watched kids on the playground do this. They fall and scrape their knee. Get up. Look for an adult. If they see one and the adult makes the mistake of acknowledging the kid: WAAAAAHHHHHH! If no adult or none acknowledge the kid: major look of disappointment and carry on with a tiny sniffle.
I appreciate so much that Greg's humor is not spiked with filthy language and 4-letter words every other sentence...so refreshing! Wish him a great future!
His pain impression was on point 😂 I don't like seeing kids cry, but sometimes you can't help but laugh at what upset them because it seems so trivial. My baby cousin cries at everything. I was playing with her and she seemed happy, and literally a split second later she was wailing. And then again when whoever was playing with her would turn their head away for a moment! I was worried the first few times, but finally realised that's just her preferred method of getting attention...
It’s hilariously accurate because it’s also like that when they get their feelings hurt because one time a kid hit me with a toy shopping cart or something and I said ouch (partly because I thought it was my sister 😂😂) but it wasn’t my sister and the girl started bawling it’s like I didn’t even yell at you I just said ouch like what is so upsetting about someone saying ouch
We went on vacation 7 years ago and saw Greg in a comedy club in Atlantic City and have loved him ever since. Saw him twice since then when he came to Cleveland too. So happy to see him on AGT and rooting hard for him. Always been one of favorites!!!
"Look at me, it dang near worked!" 😂😂😂😂
Medic83 I kinda saw that punchline coming but it still had me dying 😂😂😭🤣
Belt on the shelf. I’m done 😂
C V we had belt on the shelf too my dude
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My Mom was raised in the South, so it was more "Go outside and get me a switch!"
Same principle, though...same results too! 😎😝😜🤣
Armin Arlert now whyd you have to go and ruin a good thing 😂
The crying kid doppler effect!😭🏃😭🏃😭 This guy is definitely one of my favorites on this channel. 👍❤️🤗
Lmao, great physics example of apparent frequency! 😄😅😂
I was wiping tears by 3:20
He forgot to mention when kids will look around because they are waiting to see if any adult is watching. I have watched kids on the playground do this. They fall and scrape their knee. Get up. Look for an adult. If they see one and the adult makes the mistake of acknowledging the kid: WAAAAAHHHHHH! If no adult or none acknowledge the kid: major look of disappointment and carry on with a tiny sniffle.
The white ankle freaking killed me. I was in shock
Hope you could breathe after 😂😂
Happy Emo I believe its called Ecru. Not too white, not too tan, off white. , darker then cream.....lol
"'I'll beat the black off you'... it darn near worked!" 😂🤣😅
Greg would be a good talk show host
chas ames I agree!!!
this guy is best comedian out there by far, and he does not cuss, is not vulgar. A comedic genius!!!!!!!!!!!
Agree 100% - the Michelle Wolfs and the likes of her filthy mouth can't go away fast enough
"You ever see a kid get hurt?"
*wheezes in laughter*
I appreciate so much that Greg's humor is not spiked with filthy language and 4-letter words every other sentence...so refreshing! Wish him a great future!
Same here as it's not needed to be funny.
His pain impression was on point 😂 I don't like seeing kids cry, but sometimes you can't help but laugh at what upset them because it seems so trivial. My baby cousin cries at everything. I was playing with her and she seemed happy, and literally a split second later she was wailing. And then again when whoever was playing with her would turn their head away for a moment! I was worried the first few times, but finally realised that's just her preferred method of getting attention...
It’s hilariously accurate because it’s also like that when they get their feelings hurt because one time a kid hit me with a toy shopping cart or something and I said ouch (partly because I thought it was my sister 😂😂) but it wasn’t my sister and the girl started bawling it’s like I didn’t even yell at you I just said ouch like what is so upsetting about someone saying ouch
IT CAME TO LIFE!! He’d make a grreeaattt preacher 😂😂😂
That crying impression was ON POINT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The crying while running noise is so true. That's the hardest I've laughed in so long.
I don't know what's funnier his jokes or his expressions
both, lol. he's hillarious!!!!
His facial expressions remind me of Jerry Lewis!! He's 😆 hilarious!!!
exactly!! i was supposed to say that. jahaha
Cindy Nicholson. Hes the black Drew Carey
Who's here after seeing Greg Morton on AGT 2019
Me
I actually saw him here first. Then I saw him on AGT and thought, "Hey, I know him from DBC!"
I kinda don't like when famous comedians get on shows like AGT, but good for Greg all the same. Same applied when John Wing was on there...
Same here. We all didn't know him. I am so glad he went to AGT
Me
“I’ll trip a kid” dead 😂😂😂
Yeah," just to hear them cry"
""I love to hear kids cry when they get hurt........ a long as it's not your kid right? "" lol
Loved his stand up. Also loved his Fallout Socks
Black man w/farmer's tan.
We went on vacation 7 years ago and saw Greg in a comedy club in Atlantic City and have loved him ever since. Saw him twice since then when he came to Cleveland too. So happy to see him on AGT and rooting hard for him. Always been one of favorites!!!
Greg Morton is a laugh riot . His expertise in sound effects and voices are genius and I could watch and listen to him all day and night .
I legit had to rewind because I couldn't hear over my laughter! 😂
My favorite comedian on this channel so far, every clip of him has me in stitches
This guy is a riot.
So freaking funny.
I love love love this guy..soooo funny..if he ever ever does a live show in Melbourne Australia ..I will go 100%.... sooooooo funny!! Bravo sir!!😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣Belt on a shelf, beat the black off you...He's so funny...I thought a tornado was gonna come 😂😂😂on point with kids crying
I'm laughing so hard I can't get my breath🤣
I had a rough day but man you evened it out! Thank you
I believe the inhaled scream is from when you slip off the bike seat and your crotch slams on the crossbar.... ah memories 😥
Greg Morton is so amazing we were blessed enough to have greg on as a guest and got to learn a little more about him inbetween laughs.
Anyone find his imitation of a wounded kid to be distressingly accurate? >
Jennifer Decker. I find the Millenia smile out of a fear....
And fallout socks to match the suit icing on the cake
Greg has the face you can never forget. It’s very unique.
I'm too pregnant for this!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆😆🤣🤣😅
I am just a mom doing the best I can So a boy or girl and where ? Ambulance stop to share....
He's the first one from Dry Bar to make me laugh xD excellent physical comedy!
@Andyelmasry
You should check out Fred Klett here on Dry Bar. He's just as funny too! 🙂
Greg is extremely talented. Fantastic smart physical comedy
Morton is MAGNIFICENT
Sometimes you can hear them running across your property! Lmao!!
I saw Greg when he first started comedy and nothing has changed....hes still freaking hilarious!!!!!
I freakin love this guy 😂 I'm going to watch this again!!
This man is amazing.... I love him❤❤❤❤❤
Please my parents didn't even need a belt, their hands were enough
😂😂😂😂😂 so dam funny with it sounding like a siren cause it does!🚑😭
I babysat a little girl we called "the siren." She would do that if she got a sticker in her foot, the littlest thing set it off! 😂
Oh, my goodness!!! I thought I'd die laughing. Greg is SO funny!!! and I LOVE that there is no profanity!!!
Oh my gosh, I adore Greg Morton.
Dude is hilarious! Wow, he's even more impressive having watched his performance on AGT and now this. So versatile.
He nailed it with the kids getting hurt. I have seen it for real.
The part he speaks about kids 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣when they cry kills me the most 😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣. Crying while they are running ended me 😂🤣🤣😂😂😂
Greg is super funny!
Great comedian
I love this guy.
My stomach hurts... I can't stop laughing 😂
I'd trip a kid just to hear that lol
Mr. Morton is Great!
¡SINCERAMENTE UN MAESTRO DEL HUMOR!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏💖💖💖😘😘😘
This guy is brilliant
cannot believe he is in his 60s..really took care of himself
Fallout socks oh ya I like Greg even more now
He's brilliant
"The big exhale" was amazing lol
This guy is hilarious! 😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks for staying clean
Greg is hilarious, the whole bit had me 😂
Me.. this guy is awesome lol
Brilliant, I was not expecting such a funny skit.
Somebody sign this guy!
This made my cry laughing 😂 I have three kids which I have actually watched do this in real life. Way too funny.
I'll trip a kid just to hear that!!
Look at me, it dang near worked.
Oh lord, yes! Hilarious
Why on AGT I was expecting this but he blew me away with his new act.
But this ones my fav.
I love this man he is so funny!
After seeing him on AGT it’s interesting to see this more grown up form of his comedy.
Greg is one of my faves from Dry Bar.
He's probably the funniest one on this channel.
Lol, you're the man Greg.
Hilarious! Facial expressions are the best!
OMG "I'm a black man with a Farmer's tan!"
congrats Greg! I was so happy to see u on AGT!
Good luck on Americas got talent 👍🏻
He's definitely underrated 😄
Fall our socks a man of culture I see
AGT will turn this guy into a star in stand up comedy.
3:08 I had a high school teacher whose laugh sounded like that.
Find me bad comedian on dry bar. Go ahead I'll wait right here. Lol
Funniest so far, OMG!
This man is hilarious
definitely the best ... you should win AGT this edition 😂
Gosh he is so hilarious! haha
he's a mess 😆starting from 3:06 them faces and noises oh my goodness 💀💀
Awesome!
He is hilarious!!
The Fallout socks tho
This man is so funny 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
This dude is the next big thing
He killed me with the kid parr😂😂😂😂😂
AGT will launch him to new levels
😂😂😂😂😂 men. I luv u
3:08 I'm Sans. Sans the skeleton.
I had the belt on the shelf and the cane on the hand
2:53 lol
Lmbo, I always have white people tell me that they're darker than me. Until they get pulled over for no reason ...🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂