This Comedian Is A Living Cartoon Character. Greg Morton - Full Special
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- čas přidán 20. 05. 2024
- This comedian is a living cartoon character and his name is Greg Morton. If you want to be entertained by countless cartoon voice overs or hilarious stories about childhood than this Full Dry Bar Comedy special from Greg Morton is just the thing you want to watch. Whether you're a fan of old school cartoons or just a fan of being entertained Greg Morton will have just the comedy show for you.
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This guy's energy and delivery is gold!
@capt Obvious is the best thing to do with the the best Bible yes e
@capt Obvious Well, to be fair, it seemed he was really only wanting to display his skills as a voice actor, not do stand up.
So is his hair
This guy is legendary
Morton's voice, when he's just talking, is like butter. Rich and smooth. Now imagine him narrating audiobooks. Story's moving along and it's great and every character gets their own unique voice. That would rock.
Brilliant idea! He'd be perfect for it. 👍🏾
Uhhh pause?
He could be voice option for navigation, like Morgan Freeman.
His singing is great too.
Say I agree with you, this guy is a national treasure. I feel he's a national treasure. I have got to checking out and do a little more research. His expression was his demeanor his response to delivery he truly knows how to deliver a joke with all of the dialects and and countenance a court jester in Versailles salons.I don't even know what this guy did this stand up but I was so glad I found it this morning on my feet thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you please keep up what you doing. I-41 really does need dose of humor. I truly love all you guys I love the whole world I really really really love
Love 🌼🌺🌷🌾🌷🌹🌺🏵️🍀🥀☘️🌺🏵️🍁☘️🍀🌻🌻🍀🥀🌿🌸🏵️🌻🏵️🍃🏵️🌻🏵️🌻☘️☘️🌿🌷🌸🍁🌾🏵️
I needed a good laugh today. I’ve been depressed. This man is awesome
Hope all is well
I’ve been there man…! I found my Hope is in Jesus! Don’t even mean to be preachy… just sharing my remedy 🙏
@@pblodaplug6133 bro das a woman
@@reptilus89 man is just an expression at this point lot
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How come this guy is not famous? Aside from having an incredible talent in impressions and sound effects, he also has a huge sense of humor as well. He has that uncanny ability to extract the funny side of any trivial things. If you don't consider that a talent I don't know what is.
Because he keeps it clean and society sucks.
It's because he doesn't have a filthy ignorant mouth like the mainstream comedians of today ..there not comedians there jokes
I first saw him on Just For Laughs in the 90s. If he made it to one of the largest comedy festivals in the world Id think he is famous at least among the comics scene
Amen to that @@FrankDaBank25
Snipers are always funny. Just kidding, bad joke
This brilliant man is 67 years old, and this is the first time I know of his existence.
He did cartoon voice over work for 30 years or something like that
Brown don't crack. Light brown that is.
Me 2.
No he is only 63….went to school with him. The other guy was a football player. I remember Greg doing John Wayne impersonations in grade 4 or 5 😊
Same
He’s proof you can be a good comedian without foul language.
- all DRYBARS are profanity free. It’s what “dry” means.
@@slagwill5599 Yes I know and most of them aren’t funny..
@@E09154 -- I wouldn’t say that.
Brian Regan has been doing clean comedy for many years now -- and he's hilarious.
Nobody has said that you can't. In fact you had to be a clean comic back in the day if you ever wanted to be shown on tv or be on a talkshow. Foul language or not doesn't matter, the content is what matters.
the best impression of Schwarzenegger ever!
Right!? He even has the gap in his teeth.
I think Aries Spears takes the cake. He's a second.
I got great news for you bud. If you think this is the best Schwarzenegger impression ever you either don't know what makes a good impression or you just really didn't see that many Schwarzenegger impressions so far (which is kinda weird cause literally everybody does him all the time). Either way you're in for a treat.
Go watch Bill Hader’s impressions. They even deepfake the faces over his and its seemless. He does so many and they’re perfect.
@@mrwakacorp I have seen them all since the beginning of the universe. I have a PhD in History of Ahnuld impressions from Schwarzenegger university. This one is the best. Bud.
Greg is an amazing talent who absolutely doesn´t get enough recognition, he´s been working as a VA since his teens and doing original funny standup all his adult life. He is now 60 years old.
His facial expressions, vocal skills, timing and delivery are fantastic. If Johnny Carson was still on he would be called over to the couch. Keep it up.
He'd be called over in a flash. I'd watch every minute of it.
He'd be a 'regular' on Carson. Like Jack Hanna back in the day. (He was the guy that brought animals and then let them loose on stage) Dating myself here...
There are comedians
and then there are natural comedians.
Greg Morton is a natural comedian.
I like this comedan
He’s funny just standing there
@RIC REMIXX preacher Lawson is the best lol
@RIC REMIXX reopened o
@@ouimetco like a circus freak?
"I ain't walking to no Mawdaw!" I about died!
My man did an entire generation of cartoons in less than a minute
Yeah, it looked like a really talented mental disorder.
HE'S TRULY THE BEST!!
lol…he did about 6 generations.
This dude is freaking hilarious 😂😂😂
His facial expressions are too funny!
I agree
I was laughing so hard my stomach was hurting.
Not to mention his voices
Please give this guy a late-night show.
ikr!!
It would make sense, he looks like a black Letterman haha
A scary movie role!
His face!
@@reverendrobertparsimony8475 oh wow!! He does. Even has red hair..and y'all thought cloning wasn't real.
I know right?☺
keep this man at all costs, he's a national treasure
Exactly! Hes so rare! Look at him, hes the whitest black guy Ive ever seen!
This is the only video I could find!
This guy should be a voice actor. He's that good.
Edit: For those saying I didnt watch the whole video, I did. The reason why I questioned him as a VA, is because I looked up some filmography and could barely find any. He appears to be a former VA who's mostly been in shows from way back in the day like around the early to mid 90s. I know he said he was a former VA, but the lack of filmography said otherwise and I took it as a joke. So please stop blowing my comment out of proportion. Thank you.
He is
I know right. He should voice a dog who's like in a group of meddling kids.
@@BrainDeadz Thank you for being the one reply that gets it... lol
Uhhhh.....he is.....he said it.
@@handsomeblackman255*wooosh* Right over another ones head... Lol 😆
Can you imagine having this guy for an uncle? Gold.
Edit: Yes, aware he said "only child" from the start. And then talked about siblings. And is an Uncle on his wife's side.
You aint joking about Gold!! Hes straight up Gold!
Right🤣
He be the uncle that you WANT at a family gathering
He'd hate me if I was his nephew, because I'd have him prank call everyone with different voices.
that would be the dream tbh
This man is what Hollywood Entertainers use to be made of. More than one skill, flawless and fluid exicution of jokes & impressions, Natural Born comedian with great timing. Love you Greg. You are a rare and priceless human.
Truth! I still listen to Jerry Clower, Dangerfield, Rickles, Engvall, etc. Im freakin 38 yrs old.
Amen❣
Execution (courtesy of Grammar Grammy, you are welcome!)
Greg you are comedy gold,my wife and i haven't laughed so hard in 20 years!
First time i've heard of him. Bloody hell.. this is hillarious. This guy's a gem!!!
From Malaysia
I concur.
From canada
natural comedian right here folks...
All comedians are Natural ... never even heard of a Synthetic comedian .
@@E6V6I6L1 what he means is he is a natual.. Meaning some have to work at and some are just from day one gifted. Not every body can do this. Consistency is the key if you can do this every night on a daily and still be dope then you are a natural.
@@mauricioellis568 why watch a comedy special when you don't understand comedy
@@E6V6I6L1 Amy Schumer
Steve martin said he learnt how to be funny and he is also one of the funniest
Some of the greatest comedians use a lot of dirty language, but some of the greatest comedians never need any. This guy is a gem.
I've heard it said by the pros great clean comedy is some of the most difficult material to create.
Okay man he's kinda good but let's tone it down a little he ain't nowhere near THAT good 😂
Swearing has nothing to do with it. A funny joke is a funny joke.
It takes more genius to be clean than foul.
some of the greatest and some of the greatest lol
This brilliant man is the uncle everyone had or wanted! Christmas must be a blast!
Not even 4 minutes in and I’m tearing up. This man is hilarious!
“What’s expendable in The Expendables? The English language!” Spilled my tea, laughing
I don’t get it. Lol 😂 but I’ve never watched the movie. If anyone wants to explain I’d appreciate it.
Get to da choppa
And I don't think ppl got the jet li joke...
(Tbh, I didn't know those guys were all in that movie... Like, simultaneously acting in the same release version of the film*...)
*You know, cuz we millennials have blown the "hollywood remake" industry way wayyy up into the monster it's shaping up to be...
Catharine J. - because all those impressions were really accurate. half of them talk they've got marbles in their mouth, other half like they've been hit in the head way too many times.
and jet li has a heavy accent
That's for sure! LMAO!
Why isn’t he a star?!? I’d watch a show with him every night. Heck, he should do one of the late night shows.
Yeah he’s pretty awesome!!!
Hes awesome live!
He doesn't fit the new narrative.
He is a star getting paid millions to travel worldwide and just signed a contract to produce albums
I would say a replacement or to play alongside Craig Ferguson on another network. They're close to the same age, I'd say
Never seen this dude before, he's proper funny, need to see more
His facial expressions when he did Sylvester Stallone killed me 😆
How does this video not have millions of views?
Because less than a million have viewed it.
Because of where is presented
I agree with you Davy. One Dry Bar comedian has over 5 million views and his video is less than a year old. BUT... we can get Morton to a million by sharing this video 'cause he had me holding my stomach!
Because he's taupe.
I am 81 and this is the first time I have laughed so hard since I was in my teens.
Mr. Morton you are a talented natural funny story teller ever.
God bless you. You touch natural nerves that sense comedy.
Thankyou Thankyou Sir.
Since you were a teen!? Jeez. You need a friend?
@@pesterbotfpv I guess it's too late for that now.
He is really great 😊 I naturally laughed so funny
Me too
I agree. He’s a very talented comic.
He was that kid in English class that did the voices when reading. Some kids gave him a hard time, I always enjoyed when he read.
Hands down my new favorite comedian! 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤😊😊😊
29 minutes of pure laughter!!
This guy is so underrated. He should be a superstar in this field.
This man is so funny! Plus no swear words how refreshing!
Lori Rosenau - dry bar is in UT. it's a family establishment, part of the contract to perform there is no swearing
@Jerome Lenovo you are the most compelling argument I've seen for the government putting more funding into mental institutions
@Jerome Lenovo I mean absolutely no disrespect, but maybe we should all just lighten up a little bit? Society seems to have gotten so uptight. Things are so tense nowadays. There's so much racial tension these days I feel nervous just saying the phrase "lighten up". Badoomtish.
He’s incredible!!!
Brian Reagan and Jim Gaffigan is also funny without swear words :)
He's proof that you can have comedy without swearing
And I get so tired of the cheap sex jokes lesser comedians use.
Lee Evans Is better
@ctskelly cough amy schumer cough cough
No one really gives a f***!
@@ctskelly No one really gives a f***!
That's the best comedy bit I've seen in a long time.
His diction is impeccable... talented and intelligent comedy. GREG YOU NEED A WHOLE SHOW!!!👏👏👏👏
That's what I said to my kids and grandkids, that You Tubers and comedians actually have college degrees....
He needs a HOLE....6 feet deep!!
I bloody love this man. He is just too good. Hope he gets more and more known. He deserves it. I could listen to him do voices all day. He would have all my money if he did bedtime stories!
He killed it. Being there live would have been even funnier.
I never watch comedians, but I'm very glad I watched this guy. Extremely funny without being foul. The lawn dart part had me in tears.
"Belt on the shelf." LMAO!!! 😂
The lady with that contagious loud laughter has a lifetime membership to Dry Bar; and she's having a blast every time!!
I'm proud of the scars on my knees from the blacktop of the playgrounds, streets, and the bottoms of pools. I had to rewatch his bit about how we had it as kids, because I kept laughing so hard I was afraid I'd miss something. Dude is awesome!
Pff. Blacktop.
Our playground bottoms were made of rocks and barb wire…
"Lord of the rings is a movie about walking" LOLOL
I've never seen it, so I guess it's about walking. 😆
He really isn't wrong its just dwarves, Hobbits a warrior and a wizard walking to a mountian
He ripped this bit from Kevin Smith. It's in clerks 2
@@brettbarry2665 There a link to it for proof?
^^^^^^^^^^PROOF^^^^^^^^^^
Netflix, you're dropping the ball. Why doesn't this guy have a special?
He does just not on Netflix Dry Bar is it’s own thing.
He had a special 15 years ago on comedy central. This guy is old hat...
AGT was the last nail...
Netflix screws up everything they get their hands on
Maureen, you're right! I just came across this video and he is fantastic. I could care less about meeting a celebrity, but I'm thinking it would be fun to hang with him for a day. To say he is unique is an understatement.
That was so good !!! 🤣👌
The Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was absolutely top-notch. This guy is awesome!
Wow no foul language? How does he make everyone laugh? No now I remember……pure talent!
That's one of the requirements of Dry Bar.
100%
@@FujishimaAkiko yes I know I assume that’s why it’s called The Dry Bar
@@williamwilliams293 They don't serve alcohol to patrons, that's actually why it's called "Dry Bar". I've been there many a time, it's in Provo, Utah.
In some of his older videos he _does_ use some profanity but not every other word is cursing. A prime example is a clip he does on names of hurricanes not being scary enough - it's very funny but does use swearing.
This dude RADIATES Don Rickles energy
A clean rodney danger field in ways
Wow, I saw that as I looked at him from profile, brilliant.
I said the same thing within 5 seconds. ..and I've been watching Rickles all day.
Couldn't put my finger on it until you said it.
Priceless
This guy is AMAZING. Got me to laugh to tears for the first time in a while!
I can’t imagine why this guy isn’t the number one standup in America. You really could have children thru seniors watch his comedy. His face is as elastic as Jim Carrey. His show is brilliantly written. His delivery is solid as a rock. Not one joke tripped over. He could host a late night talk show. He’s genius.
"Let me tell you a little bit about myself, I started out as a baby"
That one was really good 😆
Totally agree,no swearing or lewdness!!
Absolutely brilliant.
OMG - I am crying - he is hilarious 😂
His normal speaking voice is like melted butter on a fresh KFC biscuit.
Frighteningly accurate
I would have said honey on that biscuit...but butter works just as well though it's not sweet, but just as smooth. lol
And he can sing!!
*Popeyes
Yep! Your an odd one.
He is sharp humor. Very intelligent. I'd pay to see him he's freaking hilarious. He average like four laughs a minute
I cried down my legs! Sir you are comedy gold! A genius of your field and a caliber above
pure pleasure to watch. Have not laughed so hard in years. Just what I needed :)
"I'm a black man with a farmer's tan." Lolol. Those ankles though. He must have gotten whooped a LOT.
Saw this as he said it 😂
His regular voice could narrate a story and make it sound interesting.
for real🤣
I need him to teach me physics
Put him on the history channel, Kids would actually learn.
Yes indeed
He really is..I know this video is old,but this man truly could be the next James Earl Jones...its natural...live it!
Thanks for the laughs. Greg was killin it.
Mr.Greg Morton...one of the funniest comedians on the planet! God bless!
I’ll trip a kid, just to see that happen-not my kid, y’know, somebody else’s. This guy is hilarious!🤣🤣🤣
This man just transported me back to my childhood. Love this set.
Jim Carrey: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.
man is good, long time since i laughed this much, great routine. better then 99% of the comedians i have ever seen...
Have you only seen 2 comedians?
Give this dude an HBO special and a few movies, he's HILARIOUS
This is proof the best comics aren't known globally.
Definitely not proof ,this guy corny af
@ DeAnthony Whitt. Obviously, his type of humor doesn't appeal to you. Which is okay, to each his own.
No
The well known ones are all about censorship now
@@jballz5848 what do you mean? I'm not in disagreement or anything, just not entirely sure what you meant by that.
i saw this guy do a joke 7 yrs ago and i say it to myself in his voice ever since. 7 yrs and it hasnt got old yet. Greg Morton deserves to be a millionaire.
I have never seen this guy before. Where have I been?! He's great. Some talent, and no foul language. Super!!
Bruh "let the Israelites go!" 🤣🤣🤣
Would you mind if you could explain me this?
@@khoabradley4001 because the real Israelites today are mainly in the Americas and all those disasters affect most the USA....comparing the plagues of Egypt, think about it. Hurricanes, massive snow storms, wild fires, tornadoes....the list go on.
Yes "Let the Israelites go" is gold!!! 😂😂😂✔✔✔
That’s not what let the Israelites go means , y’all better do some research because no one in the crowd got it lol
@@bradleyhaga119 If you say....that's not what it means.....THEN by all means tell it to all of us,what YOU THINK it means.... please proceed!
I had never heard of Greg Morton and he is now my favorite comedian.. made me laugh out loud.. doesn't swear and is not profane.. a rarity in this day in age.. that's when you know you're funny..
I agree 100%, he's as funny as Jim Bruer. Very similar comedy.
I know right....😅👍
Seems to be an American thing, I'd say most UK comedians don't swear especially not often.
@@taserrr but none of them is funny
@@snubdawg1386 That's objective but a strange statement to make given so many people really enjoy them and british comedians are generally speaking the most well known comedians in the world.
This guy is awesome! Thanks 4 the laughs.
Incredibly, just incredibly talented! Thank you so much Mr. Morton!
Ladies and Gentlemen we have the greatest comedian here with us
This is pure pleasure. I saw Greg on AGT, then looked for his comedy on YT. Great natural comic, no bad language or raunch, a guy you can take your mom to see. Thanks, Greg, you are a bright light amidst a lot of darkness in today's "comedy."
@AC Ricucci I totally agree! And firmly believe if this your comment was posted a year ago, it would be the highest 👍 count on this video!! Hope you have a blessed day and weekend!🤓
No one really gives a f***!
Facial expressions, body movements, voice work.. This guy is hilarious and talented.. Hard to believe I have never seen his work before... Instant fan!!
I love how animated and expressive he is. Also, his comedy is packed with content. Almost every second I was chuckling or full on laughing
I laughed, cried, choked, coughed, farted, sneezed and hiccuped at the same time. I am thankful I had a mask on. I almost died - it was awesome!
...and my Depends!
That's because secretly...we've ALL done it. Guilty!!
@Mister Bojangles yes yes indeed. Got to follow the ever changing science.
I AIN'T WALKIN' TO MO-DO ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Ain’t NOBODY got time for that!!
Oh that's what he said. I didn't get that part.
Frickin hilarious! Spot on about the children. I couldn’t stop laughing 🤣😂🫶
I love this guy already
Greg is an amazing and talented man! I knew him and had the privilege of working with him when he was a DJ. He would begin the evening with 10 minutes or so of stand up to warm up the crowd. Then throughout the night, he'd dress up in various costumes to suit many of the songs played that night. It was so much fun, and always a BLAST!!! I was a teenager then with typical teenage issues, he was always there for me and was a wonderful mentor to me. Those were wonderful days! He's a wonderful human being!
That's so good to know!! He is hilarious, and if I knew him I'd call him just to hear his voice!
I watched all these 29 minutes with a huge smile on my face. This guy is a legend.
I love Greg's Comedy all his voices he does is so good
Love this set...he's funny..no cursing 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
How did I just hear of this comical Genius right now??!!Unbelievable! Just what I needed. Much Love from Germoney
He’s from my hometown in Canada. Woodstock. He did a show at our high school. He was good then, now he’s excellent.
I didnt know he was Canadian !
C
He's totally from Ohio and it's not too hard to confirm that since he also played in the NFL for the Bills so you can find his bio....
@@prostidude87 You have the wrong Greg Morton. This guy is totally from Woodstock ON.
@@prostidude87
"Played in the NFL".....😂🤣😆
Haven't cried laughing in a whileee. This was too good 😂😂
He really is like a cartoon character. Also I need to see his take on covid.
You’re so good dude!!!
man!
AWESOME..... What a wonderful treat! I truly enjoyed myself tonight. Thank you, Greg Morton...
Give this guy his own show😂😂😂😂
This guy is AMAZING! He doesn't need to cuss or be raunchy to be hilarious.He definitely needs a Netflix special or 2.
This guy is absolutely hilarious!
English is my second language and I am still learning it. Understanding English songs and English videos sometimes become very difficult for me, even in this video there were alot of words that I didn't know about but he did an amazing job. There were no difficulty in understanding the jokes he was telling and I enjoyed every single second of the video without even getting lost.
He knows how to connect and communicate with people without any language barriers.
Such an amazing person, made my day.
I hope he is doing well and get all the success in his career ❤
Best comedian ive seen 8n a loooong time.
I can't give this guy enough THUMBS UP because he had me cracking up.
Best clean comic I've seen in years.
An absolute diamond 💎
This is what Simpsons characters would look and be like in real life 🤣a real life Simpson
One of the only comedians that really made me laugh😂I want him to have a personal channel on CZcams so I could subscribe
The Sylvester Stallone impression had me dying 😂 and the Tether Ball bit had me 🤣