"If a white man in a suit and a briefcase shows up at your door in Compton, nothing good can come from it, CLOSE THAT DOOR!" this sentence alone should be like a mandatory fire drill exercise at LA's educational system in the 90s.
Your a whole clown lmao i’ve seen you create more than 10 accounts I think you should get a real job in life so you don’t end up on the streets like your mom did
I doubt his parents would waste so much printer ink and printer paper. And I think they'd pretend that it's illegal to chat like that regardless of age, if they were trying to scare him.
The story y’all don’t know is that when my man chad ( the FBI agent on this case ) got hit by a Prius on his way out Rip to chad Your always be remembered To share your love for chad leave a like and I’ll also buy you Taco Bell
Anthony Ortiz oh your Anthony Ortiz, I remember you, lmao bro remember that time you videoed you’re not hole when you got it waxed, bro I’m still traumatized
I'm white and I have family member who have a "velvet room", except everything was covered with plastic and even when they have guest over and kids are still not allowed to touch any piece of furniture... XD
It was a sting operation. The planner had a homework site and there was a thread that said find your internet gf. The person that seeked him out was a girl with her age 14 under her pic which was the bait
"I'd drizzle you in chocolate syrup, it was one of my lines...but now I'm an adult and know it requires too much setup and cleanup." My favorite part of this story
@@fayceoff Honey is worse. It's even sticker than chocolate syrup and whipped cream and still requires the same amount of cleanup. Whipped cream is honestly fine as long as you're not dousing somebody in it.
I really hope his little girlfriend sees this and contacts Buzzfeed! I want the other side of this story now! Who is she? Why did she leave? Did her parents catch her? Did she get a visit from the FBI as well? Where is she now? How's she doing? Will they go on a first date again? So many questions!
Dude I’m gonna get fired if everyone finds about
How original
Hay can you stop going through my history
Ok boomer
*target annihilated*
Ok
_Hello there sir I remember when the FBI told me this...good old days_
Best comment out here 😂
At least it's the CIA not the fbi
@@Egonsraad you are wrong
Ok boomer
Not today, CIA!
The Comment Section :
95% : FBI workers
4% : actual comments
1% : *this*
0.01% : people who actually recognize Ify Nwadiwe from all the other stuff he's done
@@paraworldblue LOL
Best comment out here. 😂
0.001% actual FBI members
😀🩸 you ruind the roll of fbi
So many agents here, huh.
Agents*
@@carrotcake6572 no u
Officers?.........I can already tell your not an agent lmao
All the people that liked my comment dont know the difference.
Dude wtf
Dude...You promised not to say anything
litlle bit too late Right???? and btw u fake
@@barkeeper7887 yea im hella late
@@barkeeper7887 wait are you serious?
Nah, let the NSA handle this
FBI _ 😂
There are three of us. Are we clones? Possibly.
Not funny gtfo
You can neither confirm nor deny
You just didn't work clean enough...
The FBI There’s 7 of you. So far.
They be 9 y’all up in here lmao
I seriously have to scroll down for a couple seconds just to find a comment that's not made by the FBI?
You came to the wrong place for actual comments
every clone rise up for ww3
F.B.I yes
Here
Bro what are you doing here? I’m undercover here you will blow my cover!
"I'm beating you up after school"
"Alright, what's your availability?"
I lost it 😂😂
💀💀💀💀😂😂😂
Same here😂
Same I watched this video so many times 😂
I don't get it
Wtf bro, I told you this is confidential.
Reamif true
FBI copied comment and fake fbi account
No
Stolen and late
FBI to late way to late
Looks like I'm too late.
My agents are already on it :(
Nice Try, FBI!
@@CaptainX2012 *Little did you know that that rhymed...*
Yub boss
Yes sir.
Little did you know I am harbouring a fugitive who is wanted in 16 different countries for multiple counts of grave robbery and vehicular homicide
dude what the heck you weren’t supposed to say anything!!
ok boomer
F.B.I L
Cuhlapped me looking for who asked 🕴
F.B.I me looking for a non stolen comment
F.B.I exactly stay quiet
*_Plot twist_* : His parents hired a random white man to come scare him after they found his messages in the search history.
Wurmin' thAts prolly what happened
No one really checked search history back in the day. Aol chatrooms were big in 2000
Hahahaha
or .........plot twist , it was an FBI agent he was texting
Bra
He showed your parents your chat log?? That FBI guy had no chill!
The Chris Hanson of the FBI
I don’t know if that story is really real. They are not really allowed to show the chat log to anybody. It is against Privacy stuff
@Katherine Lamont yeah. I don't quite know the laws in the USA about privacy. I don't live there
The FBI guy probably had a daughter.
@@joshua4302 NOT IT’S NOT!!!
Dude... Thanks for keeping your mouth shut about us.
CIA and FBI are different but aight
I’m the real one
Yes
This is confidential, sir...
Woahh
.....ooooo......
Stop commenting
Lock it down boys
Ur pubes are fake bye
I made this account just for these types of videos
I changed the name lol
I forgot I had a comment on this vid
I changed it back
I wasn’t talking to you
I know I was telling him that I changed my name back Lol
epic gamer moment
Hi
Hi
Hi
epic
Ahh good old memories
Too Late Agent
I’m the 1 thousandth like
THERE ARE SO MANY OF YOU
💀
I‘m from FBI and you’re arrested!
*Imagine your last name being High smh 🤦♂️ *
@FBI You're unoriginal and not funny.
@@Buttermommy you're unoriginal and not funny your name is thiccyeet and your profile pic is bleach
@@flyingnoodle3989 so?
@@randomuser7362 The bleach joke wasn't even funny 2 years ago dude.
ThiccYeet nah u
They printed out the raining hearts too
LOL
Neha Nain IF I DID THIS MY PARENTS WOULDA BEAT MY ASS BUT HIS PARENTS LAUGHED AT
Haha
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
The 20,000 FBI accounts: I told you not to say anything
Yea what about kgb
Literally everyone:
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
This got me lmao
@@josephstalin4256 bro its mental
Deadass there is so many
Everyone's laughing till that one account is the real FBI 👀
"If a white man in a suit and a briefcase shows up at your door in Compton, nothing good can come from it, CLOSE THAT DOOR!" this sentence alone should be like a mandatory fire drill exercise at LA's educational system in the 90s.
your so right im im dying plz send help
Clint, i ain't smart, but weren't you supposed to kill someone?
But nothing bad happened. Did he go to jail?
Right when I saw this the line popped on my screen 😂
@@davidbright8978 nah black people are just intimidated by white men
Mans thought he was texting his e-girl when it was really the FBI 💀💀💀💀💀
Oh dude did we just watch the same video????!!!!
Yeah they weren’t texting they were just snooping through the messages
Just checking in on the boys
NSA use some gamer fluid to turn into NASA
NSA is poopoo they spy on me calls
Xx_DogeGaming _Xx mabye
Big S.W.A.G I do more than that 😏
NSA do you want to play fortnite
THIS WAS SO AMAZING HAHA
F.B.I yours was a L go home
Cuhlapped me looking for who asked 🕴
Cuhlapped fr
F.B.I me looking for an original comment
Your a whole clown lmao i’ve seen you create more than 10 accounts I think you should get a real job in life so you don’t end up on the streets like your mom did
*My FBI agent watching through my camera*
- “Dave, he’s getting suspicious...”
pretty sure your dad just checked his internet history and then asked one of his friends to come to the house to scare you straight....
I doubt his parents would waste so much printer ink and printer paper. And I think they'd pretend that it's illegal to chat like that regardless of age, if they were trying to scare him.
That’s something i would do as a parent lol
@@Valchives lol same
@@Valchives lol
Dad went to go clear his browser history
Hey I was the guy to go do that
(Maybe not tho)
F.B.I • clown
stfu y’all annoyin af
The story y’all don’t know is that when my man chad ( the FBI agent on this case ) got hit by a Prius on his way out
Rip to chad
Your always be remembered
To share your love for chad leave a like and I’ll also buy you Taco Bell
where were you when chad died?
i was at home eating doritos and my phone ring
"chad is kil"
"no"
im still waiting on my lifetime supply of: TACO BELL!!
bobby_b_gaming what’s your snap
@@thefbi327 You should know you have a file on everyone anyway :) like God
Anthony Ortiz oh your Anthony Ortiz, I remember you, lmao bro remember that time you videoed you’re not hole when you got it waxed, bro I’m still traumatized
That's a damn good lesson .
Thanks CZcamsr
This is outside your jurisdiction
**FBI Has entered the chat**
xD
Oh crap..! 👐
**Iffy WattyWhey Has been permabanned**
Bud, the fbi WAS the chat... He wasn't talking to a little girl..
Bye!
20% of comments : *quote video and add laughs*
other 500% : FBI accounts
Me:KGB
@@mysecondaccount9075 a clone...
Yup
When he said ASL I was like “Sign Language?”
IKR
Hahaha
When you said "ASL" my mind immediately went to "American Sign Language"
Same.
Agonized Cat me too
Yep.
Mine too!! 😂
Agonized Cat me too
This guy is funny. I like this guy.
Lol. Somehow I imagine someone with a deep voice, unemotional face, and a huge muscle head who is wearing sunglasses saying this and it hilarious😂
cristle write deep voice yes, muscular no. Unemotional no.
the editing is really good
Bruh his parents didn’t take it serious 😂 bruh I would’ve died the moment that door closed
BeasT Unknown same
That would be hella scary my heart might stop the moment the door closed....
i would have gotin the biggest ass whoopin of my life
@@peesicle have you ever felt a power plug hit you with force? Did you?! Well?!?!?! HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Bruh, my parents still freak out when a kiss scene come one
12% of comments: about FBI accounts
8% : comment about FBI
80% FBI Comments
You got the numbers flipped up man
You're being watched.
@@directorofnationalintellig1431 *gasp*
“Alright, sir. We’ll handle this.”
Imagine if your parents were Asian and they said that. You know you gonna get it😂
A one-way ticket to the sweat shop
I think virtually any race/ethnicity would beat their kids
My mom would, she's Jamaican
Or Haitian and African. jeez can’t imagine wat my -ass would look like afterwards- nvm just nvm ☠️
Bounty The quicker picker upper Rightt 🙌🏾
South African and my parents will beat my 🍑 and might just send me to boarding school 😂😭😭
He doesn’t look 30... just saying
FazeJevIsDad FortniteSucks its not him. Hes just a reader
Quin thats what buzzfeed always does
More like 40-45
not everyone looks their age
Black don’t crack
“I didn’t not have sexual relations with that 14 year old”
*-FBI*
We were called in regarding mention of an.. uh
"explosion of c*m".
Due to the nature of the phraseology we saw it fit to investigate further.
This guy should have a CZcams channel
Zulu Vader deadass. he’s a great storyteller. 😂
I died at the boob story!!
Dude is low key hilarious, great storyteller!
Skylar S didn’t we all as soon as i saw it i started dying laughing 😂
lmaoo right
me too 😂😂😂 I didn't even realize that W looks like boobs, this guy's really creative 😂
@Skylar S
*me hoping the fbi doesn’t show up at my door cause I searched how to make mustard gas*
Here's a tip it's actually chlorine
It's was used in War World 2 as gas agent
Large amounts of it is dangerous
I was never here
Wanna know how to make a bomb ?
these fbi agents all up in this comment section
How did the agent know where to find him?
Hmm
Literally everywhere
Kori Hoornstra they’re the fbi not discord
comrade is that u?
Ladies and gentlemen....
*We got em*
iPettyNote *YoU wErE tHe ClOcK tHaT wAs TiCkInG iN mY hOmE*
My man just forgot to go into incognito mode 🤦🏻♂️
Rofl
Give hem head
I don't think incognito mode existed back then, especially on AOL
r/bait
RedFlxme yea you always put incognito mode on smh
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
FBI: epic gamer moment
We all make memes about our FBI guy... He got to meet his 😂
I can’t believe they’re such a thing as a good buzz video
j'ai commandé l'eau to be fair they have a lot of good videos
im your 1k like
@@mkdsjhf no one cares
There is not they’re
I love buzzfeed and you are just being petty
Guess he totally missed the FBI agent was the girl he was talking to... wow
never forget
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Fake FBI channels: Let me get some attention real quick
isn’t that what you’re doing
No it isnt
American amateurs tell me about it.
Ah my British brother, how bout you mind your own business and move along
K
I’m CRINGING FOR HIM OMG 😭
"And then my teacher had to go be all Extra"
favourite line
EVERYONE IN THE COMMENTS ARE THE “FBI” OR THE “CIA” OMG WHAT’S GOING ON
Who cares?
No one:
Every single comment in this video: I am Federal Bureau of Investigation
VP WN yes
*14 year old has left chat*
Weird flex, but okay...
Wth
That ain't flexing bruh
Weird *sex* , but okay...**
Abhay The Great r/ woosh
Dimitri ello A
The parents afterwards: "you wanna try that chocolate syrup thing?"
Wait a minute, y tf did I just get this in my recommendation
Oh sh-
This has brought me such genuine laughter and joy. I thank you, chocolate syrup.
W
"Velvet room" for all my non ethnic people, that's the one room in the house you are not supposed to be in unless we have people over!
I'm Jewish and my parents have one.
I'm white and I have family member who have a "velvet room", except everything was covered with plastic and even when they have guest over and kids are still not allowed to touch any piece of furniture... XD
KiraLup ya my family has one too and we only use it for Christmas we also have a dining room table that has never ever been used
we have one in my house and i almost got beat bc one time i sat in one of the chairs
Riii
FBI goes to a 14 year olds house
Hello I am Chris Hansen and you are on Dateline NBC
HOW DOES THIS COMMENT ONLY HAVE 5 LIKES
Good old times, huh
The boob part is actually hilarious. 😂🤣
Correct title should have been "FBI Busted me a NUT when I was 14"
Ohhhhhh boy. I remember way back when, I had to take time out of my day to supervise the FBI and make sure they didn't mess up. I was fuming! Fuming!
my favorite part is how he lived in Compton and he also had a velvet room
all that drug moneys buys 1 good room in the house
Ur so lucky tht ur parents jus laughed😂
RiGhT!
I would've been disowned
Taku
Honestly my parents would’ve laughed too, if my parents read all those embarrassing chats that would be punishment at its self.
Yes cause if not i may have been involved
Mine would have disowned me
this has to be the world record on most fbi comments on one video
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Kids: making cia and fbi account
“What I did on those pages, what I did with that pen was *art* and for that to be laughed at" YO I'M DECEASED LMFAO
Doesn't this mean that an FBI agent was sexting with a 14 year old boy?
Yah why did they let it go in for so long???🤔🤔
It was a sting operation. The planner had a homework site and there was a thread that said find your internet gf. The person that seeked him out was a girl with her age 14 under her pic which was the bait
Omg
@@painislove8219 So basically FBI =Catfish
MI5 OPEN UP
This is hilarious, but also SO embarrassing. I love your parents' reactions.
Comments: full of fbi agents
Him: i like those odds
damn now im kinda worried the fbi gonna come knocking on my door
Shy Fly what have you been doing? lol
Wtf have u been up to then 💀
Shy Fly right😂🤦💀
...
😂
"I'd drizzle you in chocolate syrup, it was one of my lines...but now I'm an adult and know it requires too much setup and cleanup." My favorite part of this story
All adult men know that chocolate syrup and whipped cream are a nightmare. HONEY is where it's at.
@@fayceoff Honey is worse. It's even sticker than chocolate syrup and whipped cream and still requires the same amount of cleanup. Whipped cream is honestly fine as long as you're not dousing somebody in it.
Lmaoo i read this as he said it
I always find myself coming back to this video for a quick laugh
IN SO CONFUSED!! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH FBI AGENTS!!??
Nice to see you again my man
Albert Lefebvre this was a L
Cuhlapped this dude just comments on everyone’s comment trying to prove a point when it’s a complete joke lmfao.
Clown
What
Diogo David I used to have a FBI pfp lmao I totally forgot about this comment
I really hope his little girlfriend sees this and contacts Buzzfeed! I want the other side of this story now!
Who is she? Why did she leave? Did her parents catch her? Did she get a visit from the FBI as well? Where is she now? How's she doing? Will they go on a first date again? So many questions!
Saimeren FBI was her
She didn't exist she was the FBI.
@@bloodycinephile See and people get so uppity about surveillance on the internet. XD
@@verydoge5262 I have no shame in people surveilling my porn history. I don't even use incognito mode.
He's married
4:30 "that was art" I'm crying🤣🤣🤣
Came here from smoshcast
*FBI wants to know your location*
Ya Boi Eggioma *accepts*
me: oh no
2 minutes later
*FBI OPEN UP*
Tell me now
this is the most beautiful and tragic story i’ve ever heard
"straight to the internet sex" I lost it man😂
Your dad when he finds out: LOL
My dad when he finds out: *takes off belt* SHOW ME YOUR HANDS RITE NOW!
*FBI, OPEN UP!!!*
No u
After this video.
FBI opens up at buzzfeed's door.
Forcing everyone to quit buzzfeed.
And all of us are cheering
I’m 100% in favor of this
*We are always watching,to protect you obviously!!*
BRO HIS OWN FBI AGENT RATTED HIM OUT-
CyberSex? Dude, Join ROBLOX Back then.
lMAO DHSJNSUS YS
ROBLOX players unite
Ummmmmm i may be looking into you guys now
Mincrft xd
don’t
Yes I am watching you
Bet
I read that as soon as he said you never know who's watching
We kno...
No, I'm watching YOU
Nonce
Kids be like: ...dad what does s.e.x. mean?
Dad: oh it means whe-
Mom: **slaps dad**
I'm gonna pretend that the whole fbi squad isn't on the comments of this video
Where was the FBI when I was being cyberbullied on league of legends? x_x
Hard Stuck Silver same :(
are y’all for real?
@@malikA1_ Yes bullying is a more serious crime than sexual harassment. Bullying causes more mental harm in the long run than being raped.
JKSJKAKJASSKJSJK
@@bloodycinephile then tell my why I have more PTSD from being raped then I do from being bullied.