Hu Tao wants to sell you coffins (Genshin Impact)

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  • čas přidán 5. 03. 2021
  • met a weird woman in genshin impact named hu tao and she tried to sell me coffins for me and my family
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  • @bwaap
    @bwaap  Před 3 lety +18079

    apologies for this being so late!
    now get in the grave

  • @milena3786
    @milena3786 Před 3 lety +11367

    She the kind of person, that put “fun” in “FUNeral”

    • @brrr549
      @brrr549 Před 3 lety +397

      real fun, isn’t it

    • @iiiflames1026
      @iiiflames1026 Před 3 lety +271

      That's *FUN* ny

    • @iiiflames1026
      @iiiflames1026 Před 3 lety +88

      @@brrr549 *Real fun*

    • @KoruGo
      @KoruGo Před 3 lety +122

      wangsheng FUNeral parlor

    • @riieco
      @riieco Před 3 lety +245

      she puts "rave" in "graveyard"

  • @asassyandsarcasticfemale973
    @asassyandsarcasticfemale973 Před 3 lety +3226

    Traveler: **commits fatui genocide**
    Hu tao: business is booming

  • @ellanica
    @ellanica Před 3 lety +3883

    Hu Tao: mourning her grandfather
    Pyro Archon: time to give this girl a vision

    • @liamplecaks
      @liamplecaks Před 3 lety +45

      HUH???

    • @user-zz7le5qc6x
      @user-zz7le5qc6x Před 3 lety +700

      @@liamplecaks that's exactly how it happened. She was on the Border, looking for her granddad, and when she understod that he's gone with no regrets, she got her magic gem.

    • @crystalpeaches7825
      @crystalpeaches7825 Před 3 lety +445

      pyro archon stop giving everyone a vision 😩

    • @jadeuwu9860
      @jadeuwu9860 Před 3 lety +307

      @@crystalpeaches7825 She really being busy handing out those visions

    • @crystalpeaches7825
      @crystalpeaches7825 Před 3 lety +320

      @@jadeuwu9860 what was she thinking giving a little terrorist a pyro vision-

  • @maestroplay6563
    @maestroplay6563 Před 3 lety +3948

    "You've been pranked"
    me: *Died from cuteness
    Hu Tao: just as i intended

  • @0xVENx0
    @0xVENx0 Před 3 lety +4278

    hu tao after importing klee to liyue:
    *business is boomin’!*

  • @nessuki
    @nessuki Před 3 lety +16226

    Her story quest made me think I had a server connection issue I swear I swam through that tunnel 9 times before realising LOL

    • @shuheonie
      @shuheonie Před 3 lety +223

      omg nessuki hii 👉👈

    • @couchywouchy
      @couchywouchy Před 3 lety +363

      First of all, love your edits, second of all, I TOTALLY THOUGHT THE SAME THING-

    • @erase_mello
      @erase_mello Před 3 lety +63

      Same lol-

    • @Eszter135
      @Eszter135 Před 3 lety +229

      I actually had to google it 😭

    • @lolicon453
      @lolicon453 Před 3 lety +61

      I only did it twice and I didn't even understand the hint

  • @Xaveze
    @Xaveze Před 3 lety +4443

    It’s amazing how this dudes commentary is fairly sparse, mostly letting the characters talk, and being chill af, yet his videos average like half a million views.

    • @UBvtuber
      @UBvtuber Před 3 lety +699

      It's cause they're reaction videos without a camera essentially, but dude's reactions are actually entertaining

    • @Seblak
      @Seblak Před 3 lety +275

      Yeah, he does a pretty good job as a tsukkomi, and he's pretty entertaining to listen to

    • @thinhtruong3344
      @thinhtruong3344 Před 3 lety +487

      The most important thing is he genuinely enjoy the story and appreciate the dev's work. Unlike some drama youtubers u know

    • @rendezvousonmemorylane
      @rendezvousonmemorylane Před 3 lety +75

      Cause it's a playthrough not a review.

    • @mcwangsheng5364
      @mcwangsheng5364 Před 3 lety +12

      @@thinhtruong3344 your comments seems connected with what Bwaap's channel background says

  • @duanhonomi800
    @duanhonomi800 Před 3 lety +3424

    As a Chinese speaker, both of the “Aiya” s are nailed on the point ! (Hear over hundreds of times

  • @PrincessStabbityPLS
    @PrincessStabbityPLS Před 3 lety +6285

    She's not just selling coffins!
    She's selling coffin *preorders*
    Truly a genius ahead of her time

    • @edward-iv7mw
      @edward-iv7mw Před 3 lety +327

      This is actually pretty common in traditional old Chinese villages, not in the cities nowadays.

    • @ahnafhaziq6155
      @ahnafhaziq6155 Před 3 lety +63

      I would bought though

    • @GM.Nobody
      @GM.Nobody Před 3 lety +80

      yea, my family alr planned dying at which age, pretty standard Chinese thing

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 Před 3 lety +79

      Preordering
      Man she's gonna revolutionize Liyue as a concept

    • @ronnymahendra9035
      @ronnymahendra9035 Před 3 lety +58

      Here people preorder the graveyard patch where they'll be buried. Well mostly for elderly to be buried next to their kids and also to lessen the problem for the departed family at the time of death.

  • @longps9528
    @longps9528 Před 3 lety +3725

    Hu Tao's dark humour is just like Big G: they never get old.

  • @xero5727
    @xero5727 Před 3 lety +998

    Hu Tao's humor is so dark, even Xiao's backstory doesn't hold a candle to it.
    No wonder why he is fond of her. These two could be great friends.

    • @wonderstorm116
      @wonderstorm116 Před 2 lety +8

      I just made a comment saying they wouldn’t be friends XD

    • @ellanica
      @ellanica Před 2 lety +216

      @@wonderstorm116 I think Xiao is the only one who has something positive to say about her in their voice lines. The others are either annoyed, angry, or exasperated at Hu Tao. Xiao legit finds her amusing.

    • @aratashimizu9183
      @aratashimizu9183 Před 2 lety +87

      Xiao sees Hu tao as a funny person and very interesting but although she's annoying but still Xiao enjoys talking to her. (To me these two to me kinda have a chemistry.)

    • @poekiniee5090
      @poekiniee5090 Před 2 lety +24

      @@ellanica Yanfei too

    • @wozwald0107
      @wozwald0107 Před 2 lety +11

      Hu Tao is my favourite character cuz of her dark humor, she is a lot like me and I always say dark stuff like everyone will burn to ashes and once you die you'll meet the dead people you want to meet.

  • @codether7690
    @codether7690 Před 3 lety +798

    QiQi: QiQi is a zombie
    Hu tao: Excuse me may I bury you?

    • @qiqi-1064
      @qiqi-1064 Před 2 lety +29

      I'm scared of her...

    • @dragonmastertheedgeking1595
      @dragonmastertheedgeking1595 Před 2 lety +5

      @@qiqi-1064 Change your name to light. It doesn't help anything I just like that song

    • @wonderstorm116
      @wonderstorm116 Před 2 lety +1

      I don’t think Xiao and Hu Tao r fwends

    • @fumiko_is_typing...
      @fumiko_is_typing... Před 2 lety +4

      @@wonderstorm116 fwiends

    • @user-mo6wo2mk9m
      @user-mo6wo2mk9m Před 2 lety +3

      I find it funny that she send her cards apologizing for not burying her fast enough because hu tao says they are friends

  • @theecho9
    @theecho9 Před 3 lety +6874

    I like how bwaap spends half of the time bullying the hell out of paimon and the other half doing his cute laugh

    • @MakeSomeNoiseForNoisyBoy
      @MakeSomeNoiseForNoisyBoy Před 3 lety +140

      Aren't we all? xD

    • @amanchaturvedi7981
      @amanchaturvedi7981 Před 3 lety +92

      Well dont everyone bullys the hell out of paimon

    • @poof7499
      @poof7499 Před 3 lety +91

      a i y a

    • @sora_in_the_sky
      @sora_in_the_sky Před 3 lety +155

      @@amanchaturvedi7981 I think Paimon might be the second most bullied here
      The first one being Timmie ofc

    • @amanchaturvedi7981
      @amanchaturvedi7981 Před 3 lety +29

      @@sora_in_the_sky well yeah timmie is always there but paimon only appears during quests so yeah a lot less bullied than timmie

  • @judesliggoo
    @judesliggoo Před 3 lety +2082

    Hu Tao would be really popular in the real world not because of her cute appearance, but because so many people would take the free death coupon

    • @eclipseisbmyt666
      @eclipseisbmyt666 Před 3 lety +226

      I hate how true this is.

    • @allmakotosarebestmakotos4261
      @allmakotosarebestmakotos4261 Před 3 lety +180

      She'd have coffins pre-ordered every morning. I think she'd have a blast with this generation, not only from her creeping older people out lol

    • @Darkwings01
      @Darkwings01 Před 3 lety +169

      @@allmakotosarebestmakotos4261 I can just see Hu Tao going to an old folks home and trying to advertise her coffins. That shit is just hilarious in my head when it plays out. I do have to say though, that buy one get one free on coffins is a fucking steal when you consider what OUR cost in funerals is like in the US.

    • @reveniantgoh7868
      @reveniantgoh7868 Před 3 lety +61

      More like life insurance that guarantees your recovery and burial of body.
      And yes, in most of the world, people are too poor to get sick and/or die.

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r Před 3 lety +8

      Same. I can't stop thinking how much I almost always agree with her.

  • @Alex-ko4vh
    @Alex-ko4vh Před 3 lety +1826

    I had a hard time deciding whether Hu tao saw people as money or as actual people throughout her business. But then I played her quest, its clear she wants people to move on with no regrets (even taking a job herself to do the same XD). I understand why people dislike her, shes easy to misunderstand, but seeing how she went out of her way to make the fake ghost, made it clear she cared about people more than just business opportunities. She doesn't see death as anything scary, and once you realize that, you realize she just wants you to experience it as a good experience. In conclusion, Hu tao is my favorite characters and I hope the other characters get to realize how cool she is XD

    • @natzo89
      @natzo89 Před 3 lety +52

      But that doesn't mean she will give you paid leave.

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n Před 3 lety +104

      Xingqiu likes her & has poetry slams with her

    • @mcwangsheng5364
      @mcwangsheng5364 Před 3 lety +24

      Sounds like "there's kindness in the evil"

    • @wrijurekhmukherjee6969
      @wrijurekhmukherjee6969 Před 3 lety +16

      Wait people hate her?

    • @shadycactus6146
      @shadycactus6146 Před 3 lety +29

      @@wrijurekhmukherjee6969 i mean, many of the other characters do, from what i’ve heard. no idea about the community lol

  • @theinternetisconfusing5438
    @theinternetisconfusing5438 Před 3 lety +446

    4:14 Wicker, bamboo, wood, and marble are materials used to make coffins. Wicker coffins are known to be one of the cheapest, wood is average, and marble (mausoleum) is super expensive. She gauges her clients' importance based on how much theyre willing to pay for their burial. It's pretty funny lol

    • @gabrielsingal209
      @gabrielsingal209 Před 2 lety +24

      Pffft, my God... Trying to joking about everyone's death/funeral. It's so darkly funny.

    • @jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63
      @jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63 Před 2 lety +9

      It’s kinda flattering, tho I would’ve liked to be ranked marble

    • @minglifeng2862
      @minglifeng2862 Před rokem +6

      It’d be so funny if the Signora’s coffin was actually sold from her business

  • @randomfurry4812
    @randomfurry4812 Před 3 lety +2701

    Plot twist:
    Hu Tao is just trying to earn enough money to pay off zhonglis debts

    • @zhongliswallet8296
      @zhongliswallet8296 Před 3 lety +106

      true friend

    • @moomoo2918
      @moomoo2918 Před 3 lety +178

      hu tao : why do you keep on asking me for money! why not childe.
      childe : hey, I heard that! And he almost blew my cover in front of teucer
      xhongli: 'puppy eyes and sad puppy noises'
      both : okay FINE

    • @minijosephirl688
      @minijosephirl688 Před 3 lety +27

      I just LOVEEEEEE Hu Tao and zhongli

    • @emilmadsen8286
      @emilmadsen8286 Před 2 lety +18

      I find this plot twist to make sense. That broke ass god Zhongli can't buy anything cheap for once in his life. :)

    • @leianneobligacion7823
      @leianneobligacion7823 Před 2 lety +7

      Poor hu tau working so hard just for debts of other people

  • @ThKvhh
    @ThKvhh Před 3 lety +2209

    "Is everyone at Wangsheng Funeral Parlor a weirdo?"
    Heeey, Zhongli is just a misunderstood grandpa :"(

    • @ronnymahendra9035
      @ronnymahendra9035 Před 3 lety +272

      With a very lack of sense in Mora, and probably a very long list of ChilDebt

    • @NeptuneNH
      @NeptuneNH Před 3 lety +72

      @@ronnymahendra9035 A broke misunderstood grandpa in a evident childebt it is lol.

    • @irid891
      @irid891 Před 3 lety +38

      A light-hearted nickname suited for Zhongli would be "broke peepaw".

    • @Yen-jw1ls
      @Yen-jw1ls Před 3 lety +18

      @@irid891 or penniless ceo

    • @fouralive9636
      @fouralive9636 Před 3 lety +29

      He is not poor, he is just rich person who always forgot to bring his wallet. ALWAYS.

  • @Li-yy9xz
    @Li-yy9xz Před 3 lety +379

    Zhongli doesn’t have to worry about his rent anymore - he can just get Hu Tao to give him a buy-one-get-one-free “second home”.

    • @Rat_Sauce
      @Rat_Sauce Před 2 lety +7

      That's my home >:(

    • @fumiko_is_typing...
      @fumiko_is_typing... Před 2 lety +7

      @@Rat_Sauce my grandma lives there, though she never talks about it

    • @Rat_Sauce
      @Rat_Sauce Před 2 lety +5

      @@fumiko_is_typing... So does my grandpa! What a coincidence!

    • @moraelity
      @moraelity Před 2 lety +13

      He can fake his death a second time

    • @user-ph2nc4oi7y
      @user-ph2nc4oi7y Před 2 lety

      😂

  • @vfsberry7491
    @vfsberry7491 Před 3 lety +763

    It’s such a shame she’s a side character,she’s proven to be smart and strong enough to benefit herself and other people infact she knows a number of people who are already helping. I hope we see more of her by herself or with someone else

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry Před 3 lety +38

      Maybe alongside Zhongli

    • @nikolasgunadi765
      @nikolasgunadi765 Před 2 lety +1

      We might with all the promotion content and the new ep with her in it

  • @RubeliteRiver
    @RubeliteRiver Před 3 lety +1956

    I really like Hu Tao’s dark humour, I think it hilarious.

    • @bread6052
      @bread6052 Před 3 lety +246

      It’s kind of refreshing as most of the other characters in Liyue are serious such as Xiao and Zhongli. It’s a nice change of pace (also YAHOOOO is so cute)

    • @snakesnake9899
      @snakesnake9899 Před 3 lety +46

      @@bread6052 Chongyun, Xiangling, Xinyan: 0`_'o

    • @kellyjohana516
      @kellyjohana516 Před 3 lety +28

      @@snakesnake9899 Chongyun is actually serious.

    • @Dog.This_Identifier_Is_Shit.
      @Dog.This_Identifier_Is_Shit. Před 3 lety +3

      Wait it is dark humor?

    • @cometwarlock
      @cometwarlock Před 3 lety +27

      @@Dog.This_Identifier_Is_Shit. i mean shes joking about death and stuff so yeah

  • @Mat69420k
    @Mat69420k Před 3 lety +2661

    She actually has awesome ideas, really great, and all of her ideas would work really well... If she didn't run a funeral company of course

  • @axeloth
    @axeloth Před 3 lety +179

    Hu tao is so incredibly smart and enlightened
    And her English VA does a great job
    love the authentic “Aiya”

  • @fefs3977
    @fefs3977 Před 3 lety +513

    alternate title: hu tao making a kid family friendly game dark as hell by talking about cadaver collecton of innocent people that go out on expeditions to help the economy of their city

    • @Emiichoco
      @Emiichoco Před 3 lety +17

      Kid family friendly ?

    • @Sofia-io3rs
      @Sofia-io3rs Před 3 lety +19

      @@Emiichoco nothing family friendly about that perfume making lady

    • @pocchidaifukumochi
      @pocchidaifukumochi Před 3 lety +15

      Family friendly? Just wait until it gets dark. AND I DO MEAN DARK (like when Zhongli dies, Xiao loses control, Kaeya is forced to choose between his lineage and Mondstadt, or Childe gets permanently disabled or smth)
      I bet Zhongli and Venti dies or something happens to Paimon by the end of the story

    • @fefs3977
      @fefs3977 Před 3 lety +5

      @@pocchidaifukumochi yeah true but u get the point like lore and crap apart it’s family friendly

    • @oblivioussd6979
      @oblivioussd6979 Před 2 lety +2

      @@fefs3977 no it isn't there's so much booba in this game that climbing forces you to lock the door

  • @senu.
    @senu. Před 3 lety +753

    I see why xiao thinks she's funny 😭😭 he would

  • @hadesangel3450
    @hadesangel3450 Před 3 lety +190

    “I’m here to grind artifacts” yup that’s how I accidentally triggered this quest

  • @MilD_Voices
    @MilD_Voices Před 3 lety +89

    As someone who studied entrepreneurship, hearing Hu Tao's marketing strategies are both painful and hilarious.

  • @jyenn1i
    @jyenn1i Před 3 lety +1953

    “human life is short enjoy it while it lasts” that hit me

    • @MakeSomeNoiseForNoisyBoy
      @MakeSomeNoiseForNoisyBoy Před 3 lety +62

      A harsh reminder

    • @enbiaroace
      @enbiaroace Před 3 lety +45

      Advice no one accepts 💔

    • @aakarshasoka6335
      @aakarshasoka6335 Před 3 lety +256

      Hu Tao is a great charachter imo. She jokes and has dark humour, but she truly respects the boundry between Life and Death. She is also dedicated to this duty. This is why she tries to provide the best to give the best Funerals.

    • @ahkeekee9910
      @ahkeekee9910 Před 3 lety +17

      Yes, that line came out of nowhere and it struck my heart, coz it's the truth

    • @hokachi6401
      @hokachi6401 Před 3 lety +4

      It’s true though lol

  • @ihavethehighground8697
    @ihavethehighground8697 Před 3 lety +5478

    Literally when Hu Tao is in need of a customer: "Excuse my rudeness but can you please RIP?"

    • @shutupbruh4255
      @shutupbruh4255 Před 3 lety +218

      more like Hu tao in a nutshell

    • @lucimaribizari9329
      @lucimaribizari9329 Před 3 lety +360

      It’s more like: “excuse, but are you feeling ok? Do you think you are going to commit live’nt? If so buy a coffin and you’ll get 1 free!”

    • @mistman_161
      @mistman_161 Před 3 lety +287

      "Murder is so fucking kawaii"

    • @cakephone7893
      @cakephone7893 Před 3 lety +50

      "Iterasai!!"

    • @samrauter4644
      @samrauter4644 Před 3 lety +46

      is this a crossover episode ??

  • @personyeet
    @personyeet Před 3 lety +44

    Normal person: yea i have a bit of an backache but its fine
    hu tao: ready to buy a coffin that will outlast your corpse

  • @Asher89leo
    @Asher89leo Před 3 lety +147

    Bwaap is flexing his amber to us with 20000 damage.

  • @RayClust
    @RayClust Před 3 lety +1416

    "everyone in liyue is insane"
    guess its still true lol

    • @catzor4795
      @catzor4795 Před 3 lety +23

      Zhongli wept.

    • @warrenpeace5537
      @warrenpeace5537 Před 3 lety +128

      @@catzor4795 Zhongli, the Archon who gave away his Gnosis to the obvious bad guys and lacks a decent foresight. Yep, still holds true.

    • @aakarshasoka6335
      @aakarshasoka6335 Před 3 lety +73

      @@warrenpeace5537 We don't know yet. The Tsarita may end up being a good guy at the end.

    • @kristinalforque2024
      @kristinalforque2024 Před 3 lety +34

      @@aakarshasoka6335 correct me if I'm wrong childe did say that the abys order are also their enemy 🤔🤔 mmmmm my memory is kinda hazy

    • @iiiflames1026
      @iiiflames1026 Před 3 lety +7

      @@kristinalforque2024 Yes, he did say that. What of it?

  • @bboyberd
    @bboyberd Před 3 lety +4903

    You say she is dense, but to be honest, she is one of the smartest characters in the game.

    • @crabeater9172
      @crabeater9172 Před 3 lety +189

      Facts

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n Před 3 lety +689

      She also seems to know more than she let's on

    • @isdrakon9802
      @isdrakon9802 Před 3 lety +302

      She's still quite dense. Smart as she is her prescription of others isn't very good

    • @mikushatsune
      @mikushatsune Před 3 lety +491

      She also the few people who realize that somethin about Zhongli

    • @dooderino2237
      @dooderino2237 Před 3 lety +771

      yeah, her jp voice actress even mentioned how hu tao isn't someone who *can't* read the room, but she's someone who *doesn't* read the room.

  • @ElemXCR
    @ElemXCR Před 3 lety +58

    Hu Tao's positivity is dangerously intoxicating. Her voice actress does really good work with her.

  • @DC-FTW
    @DC-FTW Před 3 lety +73

    After seeing this side quest I strongly headcanon Hu Tao as autistic. Watching her on screen made me feel like I was looking at myself, with the witty dark humour, and the constant misunderstandings from other people (that decomposing one liner was gold I don’t care what anyone says). I really relate to her whole “death is natural and shouldn’t be feared” thing and initially couldn’t figure out why everyone was so off put by her even though she was telling the truth. She is now one of my favourite characters in the whole game and I can’t wait to see more of her.

    • @doot7730
      @doot7730 Před rokem

      As a fellow autistic. I see it.
      Really high spectrum. Who's too smart for there own good

  • @craisssoma9208
    @craisssoma9208 Před 3 lety +1240

    "Does she understand how dark that is?"
    Yes she does, more than you'd think

    • @jasonxiao7359
      @jasonxiao7359 Před 3 lety +1

      I’ll be your first reply

    • @fikridjojo
      @fikridjojo Před 3 lety +1

      I would like to know

    • @tommyblade8093
      @tommyblade8093 Před 3 lety

      i dont understand how dark this is. maybe im too young..what jokes was she making?

    • @deph1niumz80
      @deph1niumz80 Před 3 lety +30

      @@tommyblade8093 she’s basically trying to make a joke that because at some point they’ll die, they’ll have to make the purchase from her, even if they refuse now.

  • @hunlim2117
    @hunlim2117 Před 3 lety +743

    traveller: walks 4 steps
    random person: oh, my assistant is here!

  • @kylegalbreath8226
    @kylegalbreath8226 Před 2 lety +26

    Man, I’m wrapping my head around the fact this voice actress went from voicing a girl obsessed with the dead and selling coffins to being a self talking spider thrust into a world where everyone and everything is trying to kill her.
    I like her.

  • @nanamimuko5227
    @nanamimuko5227 Před 3 lety +37

    After doing her story quest, i fully understood why zhongli can’t bear with her 😂.

  • @jawnwater
    @jawnwater Před 3 lety +1024

    Hu Tao is the embodiment of “awful taste, but great execution”

  • @wisp4265
    @wisp4265 Před 3 lety +837

    "yo when you dying, you can reserve a coffin if you wanna"
    Hu Tao's interactions with Liyue's citizens in one sentence.

    • @druggg1966
      @druggg1966 Před 3 lety +41

      "also, if you wanna book for your future dead family, I can do it for free! Special offer!'

    • @gokat1
      @gokat1 Před 3 lety +9

      "And maybe the next 2 generations too! Reserve their coffins ahead of time, half-off!

    • @silverjuly9339
      @silverjuly9339 Před 3 lety +4

      It would be easier to visit them and clean their graves if they are side by side. Instead of one of them is at the north and the other is I dun know where.

  • @dy7296
    @dy7296 Před 3 lety +52

    "Paimon's super friendly looking"
    *But you look sus because you look familiar to the unknown god*

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 Před 2 lety

      It could be a Cia & Lana situation. Paimon was probably the goodness left in the unknown god, explains our emergency food's diminutive size.

  • @blueskylark9965
    @blueskylark9965 Před 3 lety +18

    Y’know in Hu Tao’s defense, funerals (caskets and coffins especially) are EXPENSIVE, so having a preorder for one and getting an extra fee isn’t the worst thing...

  • @lev7915
    @lev7915 Před 3 lety +954

    Therapist: Drippy Traveler isn't real, he can't hurt you.
    Drippy Traveler: 0:57

  • @Mezzatto
    @Mezzatto Před 3 lety +960

    Hu Tao is so considerate. She wants to make sure when you finally leave this world you do it in style. She takes the utmost care with her clients.
    We stan a best girl

    • @burrrio5064
      @burrrio5064 Před 3 lety +78

      "i wish we could burn them by the batch" exclaimed hu tao

    • @yilinchua8205
      @yilinchua8205 Před 3 lety +38

      She takes funeral rites seriously and makes sure the funerals are going smoothly

    • @indian4914
      @indian4914 Před 3 lety +19

      Imagine her tieing up bodies to lanterns and yeeting them to sky

    • @henryj.3724
      @henryj.3724 Před 3 lety +3

      @@burrrio5064 I know a certain place where that is achieved!

    • @fabrypetty1689
      @fabrypetty1689 Před 3 lety +1

      Besides the whole border thing her job is mostly pointless, like, hwat do you need to bury a corpse for? it's not like it's gonna prout back to life, it's just gonna deceompose, it's kind of a waste considering there are animals and such who could appreciate the free food, notto mention it makes fora great fertilizer if it decomposes on the wild.

  • @jgef6981
    @jgef6981 Před 2 lety +19

    Hu Tao: Or is there a favor I could do in return?
    Me: Be one of my characters

  • @specturv9836
    @specturv9836 Před 3 lety +25

    Hu Tao be like:
    Would you like a coffin in these trying time I know you would it’s trying time after all

  • @adriomario8588
    @adriomario8588 Před 3 lety +657

    'It wont start deteriorating before you finish doing so yourself' - That a very good quality product guys

    • @khaliquet1
      @khaliquet1 Před 3 lety +10

      Man, that's a tough line to tell anybody 🤣

    • @GhostEmblem
      @GhostEmblem Před 3 lety

      technically she says before you start deteriorating not finish that happens right away.

    • @LuizHenrique9406
      @LuizHenrique9406 Před 3 lety +4

      I've laughed my ass off with this, on-point dark comedy in my opinion

  • @rid8203
    @rid8203 Před 3 lety +689

    if hu tao isn't coming to my funeral, i ain't dying

  • @Haralast
    @Haralast Před 3 lety +25

    Hu Tao is a kind of girl worth dying for.

  • @ArcanaEclipse
    @ArcanaEclipse Před 3 lety +15

    Hu Tao personality stands out a lot and that’s why she is my favorite

  • @WhineOtron
    @WhineOtron Před 3 lety +1268

    Hu Tao: 'exists'
    bwaap: "That's dark..."

    • @DEV-rw7eu
      @DEV-rw7eu Před 3 lety +27

      Somebody kid: "Just like daddy"

    • @stllarize
      @stllarize Před 3 lety +3

      @@DEV-rw7eu Timmie?

    • @confusion6528
      @confusion6528 Před 2 lety +1

      @@stllarize oh timmie…

    • @Rat_Sauce
      @Rat_Sauce Před 2 lety

      @@DEV-rw7eu Timmie, your dad is dead

  • @Abyss18937
    @Abyss18937 Před 3 lety +612

    She was born for this job. And having a dark humor is kinda interesting

    • @shadowkhan422
      @shadowkhan422 Před 3 lety +35

      It kinda reminds me a surgeon humor . Those guys are usually dark af lol (the good ones are anyway)

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Před 3 lety +6

      @@shadowkhan422 Soldiers are dark too.

    • @YourFailsafe
      @YourFailsafe Před 3 lety

      Was?

    • @seismicfart
      @seismicfart Před 3 lety

      @@kabob0077 fellas are dark too

    • @Cocoapixels
      @Cocoapixels Před 3 lety +4

      anyone working a depressing job has to develop one

  • @swaggyhat2332
    @swaggyhat2332 Před 3 lety +5

    2:25 ‘I’m Hotel’

  • @ethanzizou1752
    @ethanzizou1752 Před 3 lety +127

    Im pretty sure bwaap's next video would be him dating Barbara and Noelle

    • @ethanzizou1752
      @ethanzizou1752 Před 3 lety +13

      Or maybe Chongyun and Bennet

    • @minxxd
      @minxxd Před 3 lety +5

      Yep I’m waiting for a hangout vid to come out

    • @starrymoonlol
      @starrymoonlol Před 3 lety +20

      actually, you're right

  • @seigneurdelatour
    @seigneurdelatour Před 3 lety +325

    the chinese taboo surrounding death is still quite heavy; in formal settings, few of us wear black suits/ties for that reason, and we stay away from mentioning the word "death" or anything that sounds like it (the euphemisms for death and such are all part of hutao's vocabulary in the trailers...) and we often omit the 4th floor and subsequent ones in buildings (14, 24, etc... more superstitious people will also omit the 13th)
    therefore hutao is basically violating a huge taboo left and right with what seems like impunity in chinese, thus explaining why liyue characters are far more taken aback by it than western audiences would be

    • @zen0462
      @zen0462 Před 3 lety +30

      Wow ty that’s interesting

    • @ozymandiasking8406
      @ozymandiasking8406 Před 3 lety +1

      This is why 4 is still unlucky number 4 us

    • @katsucandy
      @katsucandy Před 3 lety +36

      that's interesting to know! I noticed that liyue had a much more 'death is taboo' view versus mondstadt folk (who basically tie death to the winds and Barbatos by extension, so I assume the idea of being ferried by their god to the afterlife is a lot more comforting than the "black empty abyss" idea one of the ghosts in the border mentions being afraid of), which made me curious to know if it was another chinese influence to the nation or not. It's always fun to discover little bits of cultural details in fantasy worlds inspired by x country/culture.
      also the idea of hu tao basically going around violating taboos left and right with impunity is absolutely hilarious LMAO guess she's a bit like Xinyan in that sense dsfkjjffdkjsdkjf

    • @greenchilistudioz4537
      @greenchilistudioz4537 Před 3 lety

      That is why I love her!

    • @irurihs
      @irurihs Před 3 lety +5

      @@zen0462 we really mean it even if it may cause inconvenience, my apartment wrote 3Ath Floor instead of 4th Floor, same for thr 14th, 24th Floor etc.
      Non-chinese delivery guy: Did the sender miswrote the address? what do you mean by 3Ath Floor ??!

  • @mochigiri2093
    @mochigiri2093 Před 3 lety +4826

    Every story quest the traveler takes part in
    Traveler: I’m looking for my sister
    Someone: I’ll help if you do sumn for me
    Traveler: ok ig, I don’t really have a choice
    Sumn: thnx for helping, oh yah btw I can’t help you rn, later

  • @kyrie1345
    @kyrie1345 Před 3 lety +52

    fun fact : zhongli has to bury hu tao one day

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth Před 3 lety +25

      Oh yeah, even without his Gnosis he's still an adeptus and will probably live for thousands more years if he isn't killed. Damn.

    • @certifiedventisimp4272
      @certifiedventisimp4272 Před 3 lety +1

      T0T

  • @Silvercruise
    @Silvercruise Před 3 lety +18

    This quest made me even more sure that getting Hu Tao was the right choice.

  • @ducks_void
    @ducks_void Před 3 lety +1150

    I'M A SPEED FOR YOUR LAUGH

  • @yijun21
    @yijun21 Před 3 lety +599

    I actually like people like Hutao who isn’t afraid of speaking candidly about death. I mean, why would you not want to choose your own coffin while alive? It’s your final resting place after all.

    • @AesirUnlimited
      @AesirUnlimited Před 3 lety +31

      It’s not like you’re going to be able to enjoy it...

    • @worm4165
      @worm4165 Před 3 lety +70

      I love her interaction with people because it just catches us off guard lmao. She talks about something normal then the next she mentions burying people so normally, haha! I love her so much

    • @yijun21
      @yijun21 Před 3 lety +27

      @@AesirUnlimited it's not like I can't feel happy while alive knowing that my final resting place has been settled/paid for/looks nice. 👻

    • @weaboo101
      @weaboo101 Před 3 lety +18

      @@worm4165 I cackled at the part where she tries to give a coupon xD

    • @worm4165
      @worm4165 Před 3 lety +1

      @@weaboo101 I cackled at everything😂😂

  • @its_maddyg
    @its_maddyg Před 3 lety +5

    why the title sound like an asmr video tho

  • @noewos
    @noewos Před 2 lety +8

    she’s so damn funny, always interrupting the moment for a death joke 💀💀

  • @lenyan2570
    @lenyan2570 Před 3 lety +690

    *"Are you trying to say my sister's dead?"*
    Me, who watched the recent 1.4 trailer: uhh I don't think so..

    • @featherlikescartoons5098
      @featherlikescartoons5098 Před 3 lety +59

      I’m so excited for 1.4. Especially the character hangouts!

    • @sana4359
      @sana4359 Před 3 lety +29

      CHILDE CHILDE CHILDE

    • @GalderaVG
      @GalderaVG Před 3 lety +8

      @@sana4359 imagine not already having childe,
      jk jk

    • @aimalisapro123
      @aimalisapro123 Před 3 lety +9

      @@sana4359
      CHILDE VENTI CHILDE VENTI

    • @tteazu
      @tteazu Před 3 lety +5

      @@sana4359 ROSARIA ROSARIA ROSARIA

  • @schococha
    @schococha Před 3 lety +1385

    When I played Hu Tao's story quest I felt like she was desperate for something, it made me kind of sad, I feel like she is trying to make her previous directors proud or she is trying to maintain the organization. I just feel sad for her

    • @khono2349
      @khono2349 Před 3 lety +323

      Well its not that she's desperate for something but more like She decided to be very happy go lucky ever since she was able to travel through the otherside. Eversince her grandfather died she had the feeling and job to put his spirit at rest (which she eventually did) then lived by the moto "Live life by its fullest" since she too now knows time waits for no man. The hat she also wears is from her grandfather which she refitted alot of time just so she could wear it.
      Needless to say she values her grandpa alot and now takes over whatever he did when he was at the wangshen funeral parlor which she takes of utmost importance.

    • @schococha
      @schococha Před 3 lety +20

      @@khono2349 i cried :"))

    • @HapPawhere
      @HapPawhere Před 3 lety +82

      Yeah, i always feels bad for her whenever people reject her. I hope next quest for her will be help her important thing

    • @PhileasLiebmann
      @PhileasLiebmann Před 3 lety +71

      Definitely got that sense as well. I believe the implication is that her grandfather intentionally sheltered her from the outside world (possibly due to her ability to see and interact with the dead) and now that he is gone she's craving connections with other people, but doesn't really know how to do that outside of the funeral parlour business.
      So she's doing all this crazy stuff to promote the parlour both in order to stay in business and finally get outside a bit and talk to people, not realising how off putting her relaxed attitude towards death is to most regular people, because to her that's just business as usual.

    • @TarrDan
      @TarrDan Před 3 lety +60

      Remember what Qiqi said?
      "Hutao, Fake smile"

  • @Swellowen
    @Swellowen Před 3 lety +11

    I've watched a few different people play this game and so far, your videos are by far my favourite. Your every reaction is so genuine, like the laughs and comments you make.

  • @lone_stick
    @lone_stick Před 3 lety +12

    "When did we become your assistants?"
    Just now, Paimon. Keep up.

  • @killeralt1740
    @killeralt1740 Před 3 lety +1424

    HuTao "most spirits cant harm people"
    Bwaap "unless they take over giant robots"

    • @trevordejong9574
      @trevordejong9574 Před 3 lety +64

      FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S

    • @amity.blight.
      @amity.blight. Před 3 lety +12

      Thats a fnaf reference ?-

    • @trevordejong9574
      @trevordejong9574 Před 3 lety +20

      @@amity.blight. Yes if you don't know the FNaF lore all of the animatronics are possessed by enraged spirits of children who have died by a murder in purple, William Afton.

    • @amity.blight.
      @amity.blight. Před 3 lety +7

      @@trevordejong9574 I already know because i'm a pure fan of fnaf but thanks it was kind from you ^^

    • @trevordejong9574
      @trevordejong9574 Před 3 lety +4

      @@amity.blight. No problem.

  • @marianneamelievelosomatta4566

    can we just stop and appreciate paimon and her hilarious lines in this quest?

    • @ad-skyobsidion4267
      @ad-skyobsidion4267 Před 3 lety +65

      She is realising nobody actually helps them

    • @roachawker7741
      @roachawker7741 Před 3 lety +11

      @SharinganSakura also somehow annoying to some people like me...

    • @planet_macee
      @planet_macee Před 3 lety +43

      The past few quests she’s been hilarious

    • @ohnoknux4163
      @ohnoknux4163 Před 3 lety +7

      >can we just stop and appreciate paimon
      NO

    • @catzor4795
      @catzor4795 Před 3 lety +10

      Don't make fun of food. It's disrespectful.

  • @arianazeid4524
    @arianazeid4524 Před 3 lety +13

    if hutao worked for anything else but the funeral parlor, she would be so popular in liyue

  • @Rei-uu1cg
    @Rei-uu1cg Před 3 lety +55

    I was staring at Hutao when I remembered a very sad thing that strucked in my mind.
    One day, Zhongli will have to prepare a funeral for her---
    Argh, too dark..

  • @kashviphukan2785
    @kashviphukan2785 Před 3 lety +461

    Bwaap's "Aiya" sounds so cute, don't you agree?

  • @GreebleClown
    @GreebleClown Před 3 lety +226

    Her offer for the Adventures' Guild was a pretty good deal, though...

    • @UBvtuber
      @UBvtuber Před 3 lety +32

      Ye, the issue is they probably saw it as her implying they weren't good at keeping their adventurers alive.

  • @Cwak
    @Cwak Před 3 lety +11

    This video is my entire list on why Hu Tao is one of my favorite characters.

  • @qwertyqwert2818
    @qwertyqwert2818 Před 3 lety +11

    The funerals greatest enemy is the "egg"

  • @lichichi
    @lichichi Před 3 lety +351

    i'm surprised paimon didn't give hu tao an ugly nickname, as per tradition

    • @yilinchua8205
      @yilinchua8205 Před 3 lety +85

      Paimon couldn't give Hu Tao an ugly nickname cause she's already spooked by Hu Tao's creepy jokes

    • @aayetasif7077
      @aayetasif7077 Před 3 lety +36

      I guess ugly nicknames only go to femboys

    • @aniniinya
      @aniniinya Před 3 lety +4

      Venti : Saadd

    • @kumarojayy
      @kumarojayy Před 3 lety +5

      she's scared of being burried

    • @brezzendorf
      @brezzendorf Před 3 lety +1

      It's WHO TAO

  • @fish9522
    @fish9522 Před 3 lety +345

    Hu Tao has good business ideas. The main problem is she’s using them for the wrong type of business.

  • @cleanomean449
    @cleanomean449 Před 2 lety +5

    I will always appreciate Hu Tao’s sense of humor.

  • @onelasttime7121
    @onelasttime7121 Před 3 lety +3

    The voice actor for Hu Tao did an excellent job, she did a good job at making her seem weird and not normal.

  • @jiroenriquez8490
    @jiroenriquez8490 Před 3 lety +1259

    Even though she is one of the weirdest and darkest characters in the game right now, she is also one of the smartest in the game. (shes also cute tho :v)

    • @charlesabriz6635
      @charlesabriz6635 Před 3 lety +184

      its just like zhongli in the archon quest. he's pretending to be mortal which makes him look weird, but his intellect is shown on his story quest. archon quest zhongli is very different from story quest zhongli.

    • @vitriardian6348
      @vitriardian6348 Před 3 lety +98

      thats why i believe in wangsheng funeral parlor supremacy

    • @andreijosephplata6206
      @andreijosephplata6206 Před 3 lety +30

      She has thicc thighs

    • @Dr_RenDiamond
      @Dr_RenDiamond Před 3 lety +7

      Shikuki Notakachica bruh thats thick w 2 cc’s to you??

    • @andreijosephplata6206
      @andreijosephplata6206 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Dr_RenDiamond i want to say it that wayyy ignore it.

  • @mosessinanta8005
    @mosessinanta8005 Před 3 lety +360

    Technically speaking, she's the boss of Rex Lapis himself

    • @GM.Nobody
      @GM.Nobody Před 3 lety +55

      and she knows too

    • @Mo-hx3nm
      @Mo-hx3nm Před 3 lety +2

      👩‍🎤

    • @freeeeeeeez
      @freeeeeeeez Před 3 lety +3

      @@GM.Nobody she does...?

    • @Riiiiiingo
      @Riiiiiingo Před 3 lety +6

      @@freeeeeeeez yep, its in her voice lines

    • @GM.Nobody
      @GM.Nobody Před 3 lety +15

      @@Riiiiiingo when a funeral parlor is smarter than the QiXing

  • @tofukiyo
    @tofukiyo Před rokem +2

    This girl is golden
    “It won’t start deteriorating until you do!”
    Man imagine not lasting as long as wood

  • @Fernsyn
    @Fernsyn Před 3 lety +7

    Every time he plays Genshin he is one step closer to merging with Paimon and be completely in sync

  • @DebuDebuYT
    @DebuDebuYT Před 3 lety +327

    22:52 ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE HIS AMBER DID 20K CRIT DAMAGE ON A SINGLE CHARGED AIM SHOT

    • @r3zaful
      @r3zaful Před 3 lety +32

      Its pretty easy imo, the problem is consistent damage

    • @shrimp6052
      @shrimp6052 Před 3 lety +6

      Hilichurl had cryo applied. My amber can do around 20k melt without crit.

    • @kellyjohana516
      @kellyjohana516 Před 3 lety +47

      I mean, he said he farmed artifacts around the Hill and the only domain around is the pyro artifact one.

    • @AYSplayer
      @AYSplayer Před 3 lety +1

      @@shrimp6052 bruh, it's a critical melt damage at most.

    • @Kettvnen
      @Kettvnen Před 3 lety +3

      Thats just melt, her raw dmg would probably be 10k or even less if we haven't taken elemental mastery to account

  • @Moon-fd2is
    @Moon-fd2is Před 3 lety +541

    Fun Fact: That coffin is mine after spending on Hu Tao banner right before learning Venti is getting a rerun

    • @lorenzo8204
      @lorenzo8204 Před 3 lety +14

      Hope that at least u got her m8!

    • @waffle7990
      @waffle7990 Před 3 lety +11

      Man I just be waiting and grinding for the last day 5o get higher chances of getting her

    • @adrianhernandez5868
      @adrianhernandez5868 Před 3 lety +26

      I mean at least if you didn't get her,you builded some pity

    • @mr.useless0279
      @mr.useless0279 Před 3 lety +1

      Good thing 1.4 have venti and childe re run i can saveup for more character

    • @Samuel-dl2so
      @Samuel-dl2so Před 3 lety +5

      Same. Spent all my 8k primogems for her. Now I’m grinding extra hard because I wanna pull for Venti and Rosaria. I badly need Venti for Abyss stuff

  • @shoujo_nai9389
    @shoujo_nai9389 Před 3 lety +5

    When he talked about zhongli being broke and asking others for mora it's hilarious because he always looks so serious and rich XD

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 Před 2 lety +9

    37:10 Just as she said this, I swear to god, I have notifications on and I received a Taco Bell notification.
    Right when she mentioned “afterlife”, the freakin’ Taco Bell death toll rang. I was in fuckin’ tears.

  • @masquerad3z
    @masquerad3z Před 3 lety +897

    Fun fact: We haven't finished watching the video

  • @grygyurin
    @grygyurin Před 3 lety +735

    BWAAP’S FOOD INVENTORY IS SOMETHING I CAN ONLY DREAM OF, I LITERALLY NEVER GO ABOVE 200 SWEET FLOWERS AND THIS DUDE HAS OVER A THOUSAND

  • @JulianoAJ
    @JulianoAJ Před 3 lety +4

    I love Hu Tao.
    She's not just weird... She's morbid weird.
    🖤💀🖤⚰🖤

  • @ytann
    @ytann Před 3 lety +6

    Gawd I love Hu Tao. She's so quirky and nonchalant.

  • @stp9064
    @stp9064 Před 3 lety +727

    People said that Venti's story is the most sad/depressing story when Hutao is also more sad/depressing
    Dark jokes aside, I always see Hutao as someone who cracks a joke no matter how dark it is not just because of her personality, but also because she doesn't want to consider her job as something sad and wanted to be positive about it
    Think about it, if you work in a funeral service, everyday will be filled with sadness whenever a customer come bcz you knew someone died.

    • @finineq6873
      @finineq6873 Před 3 lety +83

      Yup, the notion of death is sad anyway but it doesnt mean you should drag everyone in it. Heck, what Hu Tao is doing exist irl. Most people book their funeral (not the date tho oh god lol), want custom coffins or wanting to be buried next to their families so I dont feel much errors in her marketing

    • @stars4809
      @stars4809 Před 3 lety +49

      Late but with family in the field there's definitely a black comedy reserved for emergency responders to cope with how dark their jobs are. Helps keep them going, though obviously they don't usually make them in front of normal people.

    • @justice7659
      @justice7659 Před 3 lety +12

      She's like the every normal mortician. I often see morticians happy and jolly all the time and Hutao really depicts it a lot of times.

  • @shopnil4
    @shopnil4 Před 3 lety +116

    I think Hu Tao's gameplay is funny since it matches with her job. She hit harder the lower her hp is, so she always has to be between life and death.

    • @cyclic7772
      @cyclic7772 Před 3 lety +15

      C6 needs to make her lower than the border between life and death tho for more damage

    • @yunshen3998
      @yunshen3998 Před 3 lety +5

      true

  • @locafries3004
    @locafries3004 Před 2 lety +1

    Hu Tao shows you the right way to do dark humor.

  • @ToastySNXZ
    @ToastySNXZ Před 3 lety +3

    Never the thought "Enthusiastic Funeral Parlor Owner" would ever cross my mind.
    MiHoYo just did it for me.

  • @karolinabanka5134
    @karolinabanka5134 Před 3 lety +195

    Random person: do this for me.
    Our main character savior complex: ah shit, here we go again

    • @kellyjohana516
      @kellyjohana516 Před 3 lety +25

      I mean, sometimes you just get involved in shit cause Paimon is greedy.

    • @ShaneSDCR
      @ShaneSDCR Před 3 lety +11

      @@kellyjohana516
      Traveller: "No."
      Paimon: "Yes."
      Traveller: "...Fine."

  • @lazy_
    @lazy_ Před 3 lety +201

    " buy one get one free "
    aight im dragging my friend down with me

  • @itz_den3630
    @itz_den3630 Před 2 lety +2

    Someone: cough
    Hu Tao: coffins half price!

  • @xXGraylyResurectedXx
    @xXGraylyResurectedXx Před 3 lety +9

    You said it yourself, bwaap. "Everyone in Liyue is insane."