Предыстория На дваче(имиджборд) анон создал тред о том, что хочет ограбить магазин техники. Дескать, там всего две стеклянных двери и толком никакой охраны. Спустя некоторое время появилась новость о том, что незадачливый грабитель потерял на месте преступления паспорт и бумажник. Исход немного предсказуем. Backstory. On 2ch (russian imageboard) anon created a thread in which he told about wish to rob computer store. He said that there are no security and only two glass doors. Not long after, a news about robbing appeared. A robber lost his passport and wallet on a scene of crime. Result is slightly predictable.
'Hardware store' это больше строймагазин/хозмагазин, где продают всякие отвёртки и молотки, в твоём случае лучше бы подошло 'Computer store' или что-то вроде этого.
I think those are like plastic grocery bags, to cover his shoeprints. Unfortunately for him, that was the most clever thing he did while attempting this robbery. Lol
@@itwontcomeout5678 The dude's obviously a crackhead hobo who simply uses them instead of shoes since he can't afford them. If he cared about hiding his identity, he would have least hid his face.
@@RabroFan Wrong. He was planning the his crime and even posted his plans online. He indeed wear bags to protect his footprints. But he wasn't a smartest guy because he lost his passport (Russian ID) at the crimescene.
I just realized he's wearing foot condoms to not leave footprints, but then handles everything with his bare hands and doesn't have any kind of mask to hide his face.
DeerKoden yeah but if you’re gonna be breaking in during the middle of the night anyways why not bring wire cutters or something to cut the locks cables?
This guy asked about ways to prepare heist on Russian 4chan board (2ch) where people would give him ridiculous advices as mockery, including the plastic bags thing. If only he was sensible enough to bring wire cutters and leave his ID at home.
Мне нравится как он замаскировал даже свои кроссовки, надев на них бахилы, но не стал надевать маску на лицо, видимо он думал что в реале он тоже анонимен, как на дваче
Probably didn't want to leave footprints behind. This is something they sell or give away in hospitals and the like so you don't have leave your shoes, but still don't bring street mud everywhere.
OMG they've actually confirmed their H.E.V power bank project! I wish i had some spares that i can it support it for. Hope they achive it! I will totally purchase that!
Why did he think, after the first two laptops got *obliterated* by the security wire thing they have on electronics, that trying to steal a third would go any better?
Access denied. Access is denied. Unauthorized access. Illegal access. This door is locked. Entry forbidden. Entry not permitted. No unauthorized personnel. You do not have access to this facility. Sorry, you may not enter. Sorry, this door is locked. Please, move away from this area. Please, move away from door. You will not get in. Entry is not an option. Will we do this all day? Move on immediately. No. No. And NO.
This wasn't a robbery. A robbery is when you take something from another person by force or threat. This was a burglary, which is entering a building with the intent to do a crime.
This is so infuriating to watch. You gotta be a serious asshole to break things you cannot steal. You see a laptop with a Kensington lock, you do not have the tools to remove it, you attempt to break it, and end up demolishing the laptop instead. So what do you do, knowing that doing so with another device would yield a predictable result? A normal person would simply let it be, also knowing that in case he gets caught he'll get a heavier sentence, but not this guy. You got to be seriously stupid and disrespectful to behave like this. Classless thieves like this deserve whatever happens to them.
Alright, he can cut those cables but he want to break it pulling and breaking ._. BRO HE PUT BAGS ON HIS SHOES nigga we can scan finger prints no shoes steps
Предыстория
На дваче(имиджборд) анон создал тред о том, что хочет ограбить магазин техники. Дескать, там всего две стеклянных двери и толком никакой охраны.
Спустя некоторое время появилась новость о том, что незадачливый грабитель потерял на месте преступления паспорт и бумажник. Исход немного предсказуем.
Backstory.
On 2ch (russian imageboard) anon created a thread in which he told about wish to rob computer store. He said that there are no security and only two glass doors.
Not long after, a news about robbing appeared. A robber lost his passport and wallet on a scene of crime. Result is slightly predictable.
You translated boom boom hack hack into hot dog
On 2ch.so
fixed you
@@MaSuDezender та какая разница.
Кстати, сомалийский домен редиректит на онлайн-казино, что забавно.
'Hardware store' это больше строймагазин/хозмагазин, где продают всякие отвёртки и молотки, в твоём случае лучше бы подошло 'Computer store' или что-то вроде этого.
@@iscander_s спасибо, пофиксил. А в общем перевод правильный?
"Don't worry I'm a doctor"
*proceeds to fail to steal any laptop*
i see nothing wrong with this, doctors arent good at stealing shit
Don't think this particular doctor is good at curing people and diagnosing diseases, either.
Duh, he's not a surgeon
He's a doctor not a robber
Maybe he got his doctorate in Robbery.
I'm afraid he was deviating a bit from standard shopping protocols that night.
He’s a highly trained unprofessional, he doesn’t need to hear all this!
Have you seen my laptop?
Alright gordon, slot the store laptop into the shopping bag so we can bring up the value of the robbery to 100%
*A C C E S S D E N I E D*
*G O O D B Y E I D I O T*
@@latham7356 *Shut Up!*
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he was a good man... what a rotten way to rob
WHAT A SHAME
0:42 I love the "ohh" when he slipped, such attention to detail :D
I laughed so hard in that part xD
owo
@@TymphaRedbreaduwuowo hm
Why do we all have to wear these rediculous "Shoes"
It's the test protocol.
I think those are like plastic grocery bags, to cover his shoeprints. Unfortunately for him, that was the most clever thing he did while attempting this robbery. Lol
@@itwontcomeout5678 The dude's obviously a crackhead hobo who simply uses them instead of shoes since he can't afford them. If he cared about hiding his identity, he would have least hid his face.
@@RabroFan Wrong. He was planning the his crime and even posted his plans online. He indeed wear bags to protect his footprints.
But he wasn't a smartest guy because he lost his passport (Russian ID) at the crimescene.
Somebody hand this man a crowbar or some pliers
You fool! Scientist do not resort to such crude method.
I think like a wrench or a knife will do
I just realized he's wearing foot condoms to not leave footprints, but then handles everything with his bare hands and doesn't have any kind of mask to hide his face.
Wow, I always doubted the Kensington lock...
It destroys your entire laptop but it won't be stolen...
Yeah, that's the whole point about the lock itself. You can probably cut the cable tho (with a sturdy - and noticeable- tool).
DeerKoden yeah but if you’re gonna be breaking in during the middle of the night anyways why not bring wire cutters or something to cut the locks cables?
@@TheOneShotWunda of course. But this guy didnt seem the brightest tool in the shed, did he? :D
DeerKoden lol definitely not
@@DeerKoden sharpest* she was looking kinda dumb with her fingers in the shape of an L on her forehead
actually this poor guy dropped his passport when he ran away
Who in the fucks name brings a passport to a robbery?
@termometen yeah but they are doing it on purpose, and not for incriminating themselfs
I'd call that natura selection.
No way someone would actually drop a passport by accident like that. Maybe it was stolen and police got the wrong guy
@@x3Drake4 czcams.com/video/XgWsO_vaJlA/video.html
Get away from there, Freeman! I am expecting an important message!
*breaks all computers* FREEMAN YOU FOOL
This guy asked about ways to prepare heist on Russian 4chan board (2ch) where people would give him ridiculous advices as mockery, including the plastic bags thing. If only he was sensible enough to bring wire cutters and leave his ID at home.
woah. He actually asked for suggestions about a heist on the internet?
I can see that happening. But didn't happen until I see a link to the archive
Kek, I love Chan culture.
Oh my god he got his robbery advice from Russian 4chan?!? LOL 😭
@@itwontcomeout5678 it's google translate but i guess you can grab the idea
imgur.com/a/9WCr0Ni
The original video was funny enough by itself, the dubbing just made it S-tier hilarious.
*Robber tries to go through a locked door*
Security Guard- “Sorry Mr. Freeman you know I can’t let you through here”
one thing i remember from some of these hardware stores, there's a 70% chance that he's just stealing the shell of a laptop
“This is as far as I go” wile he walks away like an npc and the random “shut up” had me in tears please don’t ever stop these 😂
*DON'T WORRY, I AM A DOCTOR.*
0:14
XD "Goodbye Idiot"
He lost his passport in this store, that's why he's an idiot
you know how easy it is to cut those kingston locks lol xD this guy got some 70IQ and 0 preperation
probably billions of his brain cells died after drugs
kensington, not kingston lol
EAT THIS YOU LAPTOP
Access denied.
Access is denied
Unauthorized access
No no and no.
Goodbye idiot
*use intensifies*
He covered up his shoes but not his face. Smart move.
Мне нравится как он замаскировал даже свои кроссовки, надев на них бахилы, но не стал надевать маску на лицо, видимо он думал что в реале он тоже анонимен, как на дваче
I live for these!
Then your smart enough to know, that laptops are expensive, but not enough to know about Kensington lock...
Didn't scope out the shop, didn't cover his face, but at least they won't find his shoeprints.
If they can make a hl themed phone charger station id pay
We can and we will make it. And also, it will be followed by more game themed gadgets if this campaign succeeds.
@@miniputyin Good luck
You mean like this? czcams.com/video/BqVhcvU4mIo/video.html
It's been done before... No idea why there is a funding page for it. 🤦♂️
You make the best HF SFX with a lot of details!!! Thx for making high quality ones!!!
I bet he was not prepared for unforeseen consequences
#TRUMPFORPRISON
#DARKBRANDONTOTHERESCUE
"Stupid" is just a nickname for this guy
Why is he wearing plastic bags on his shoes?
Foot condoms.
Probably didn't want to leave footprints behind. This is something they sell or give away in hospitals and the like so you don't have leave your shoes, but still don't bring street mud everywhere.
He doesn't want to smudge the floor, he has respect for the cleaners.
The most funny thing is that guy dropped his passport in the store. He was arrested next day.
@@violentbeetle2441 I'd have just went in my socks
Gordon doesent need to hear all this he’s a highly trained professional
Thanks dude! You make my depression, anxiety, alcoholism and miserable time spending feels like a fun ride.
Get help
OMG they've actually confirmed their H.E.V power bank project! I wish i had some spares that i can it support it for. Hope they achive it! I will totally purchase that!
Guess Kensington lock works effectively. Procedure "Our or nobody's" is good old classics
Security: Wait, what happened here?
Scientist: Must have been a resonance cascade, caused by stupidity.
i like how he use packet on his shoes, so nobody can find him because of smelly feet
Why did he think, after the first two laptops got *obliterated* by the security wire thing they have on electronics, that trying to steal a third would go any better?
Access denied.
Access is denied.
Unauthorized access.
Illegal access.
This door is locked.
Entry forbidden.
Entry not permitted.
No unauthorized personnel.
You do not have access to this facility.
Sorry, you may not enter.
Sorry, this door is locked.
Please, move away from this area.
Please, move away from door.
You will not get in.
Entry is not an option.
Will we do this all day?
Move on immediately.
No. No. And NO.
Wow, never thought that those Kensington locks does actually works.
E spam...i love it! And i want that HEV Battery Supply
Robber: **headCrAb n0iseZ**
Laptops: "Leave me alone"
"he is a hired proffesional"
Robbery? It's more like he is breaking all of the products in a store.
То есть стекло он разбить додумался, а взять инструмент для перерезания проводов и кабелей нет
2013... Эх, а помнится шитпостили в этом треде только вчера. Время летит.
Хэхэхэхэхэ..... УЧИ УРОКИ!
@@Amis5474 нам ни задавали чо ты )))))))))
The robber: im a doctor,im Gordon Freeman
store: *access denied*
_Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there, I am impressssed._
Why do we all wear these ridiculous foot condoms?
We need this with Payday 2 sfx
*Guys the thermal drill, go get it*
This wasn't a robbery. A robbery is when you take something from another person by force or threat. This was a burglary, which is entering a building with the intent to do a crime.
This guy really didn't think this through
I love how the electronic store bought sophisticated AI to deny access instead just silent 911 alarm
missed opportunity to use the “oum, oum” sound
*That most fail robbery I ever seen, he damadged more stuff than he stole, what a looser*
Suprized there's no alarm one time I just touched one of those things and I went off
Shut up and take my money!!! (But not on those dodgy crowd funding sites)
Scientist trying to steal a computer from valve to see if half life 2 is on one
Good thing he didn't have enough brain cells to bring wire-cutters.
Afterwards...
He's got 1 computer.
*Gets arrested*
UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES
The use button spamming is great
*a c c e s s d e n i e d*
Sad how everyone is saying how cool that charger would be but noone actually supported the project...
Only 9000 dollars got in :(
Because it was a scam and there was no prototype
The actual incident depressed me in several ways.
Get LOST
*Puts on shoe covers*
*Doesn't cover face*
10/10 logic. xD
0:15 "Не переживай, я приёмный"?
"Don't worry, i'm adapter"
Do you see my notebook?
Someone has hidden my glasses again...
Do UNDERTALE with half life sfx and I know it will be unforgetable
maybe the seven-hour war was a good thing.
Take my money now
In what world does a man need that many laptops?
I wonder what happened to that man, probably punishment or he got away. I am barely seeing this video now haha
Plot twist: those were actually examples products and didn"t actually work
А казалось бы возьми с собой болторез...
This channel is the original HL SFX dubber
When u play Gmod and here is a shop with pickup able props
the fuck kind of robber doesnt even have a wirecutter, deal with the lock cables at the dropsite
real brain power there..
"The project team has not yet produced a working demo for their concept."
If you pay 50 bucks for this, you deserve to be ripped off.
We had many reasons why we decided to go live with the campaign without having a physical prototype. You can read more about it in the FAQ.
Great result, which get my respect!
"Don't worry I'm a doctor" proceeds to move laptops to surgery rooms
Greetings!
XD music
Nice.👍
*S T A H P!*
What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said: *ACCESS DENIED*
Payday: Goldsource
Half life half life
Half
Half life half
Half
Half life half life
λ
My man destroyed perfectly good laptops
Black Mesa wants to know your location.
*Nihilanth wants to connect with you.*
This is so infuriating to watch. You gotta be a serious asshole to break things you cannot steal. You see a laptop with a Kensington lock, you do not have the tools to remove it, you attempt to break it, and end up demolishing the laptop instead. So what do you do, knowing that doing so with another device would yield a predictable result? A normal person would simply let it be, also knowing that in case he gets caught he'll get a heavier sentence, but not this guy. You got to be seriously stupid and disrespectful to behave like this. Classless thieves like this deserve whatever happens to them.
I feel bad for the computers
Roben + ribery ?
The man really wanted that laptop
*Thats me when I'm gonna stole all mom phone*
Alright, he can cut those cables but he want to break it pulling and breaking ._.
BRO HE PUT BAGS ON HIS SHOES nigga we can scan finger prints no shoes steps
this should be kensington ad lol
ACESS DENIED!