This video alone made me to try Pelmeni myself. Didn't regret it. Was goddamn delicious. And yes, the Pelmeni said ''greetings'' before I threw it into boiling water.
Wut, it's Общаг in Russian? We colloquially call it Общак here, basically the same pronunciation. lmao did not expect it to be called like this in other languages.
The pelmeni is one of the cutest things in this, just the overall kindness of the food saying greetings and begging for mercy when seeing the boiling water makes this go on r/aww
Это просто гениально! Кулинарное шоу с звуковыми эффектами из Half-Life - это что-то новое и оригинальное. Я просто не могу поверить, как вкусные пельмени можно приготовить, сопровождая каждый шаг звуками из игры. Это прекрасное сочетание кулинарного и геймерского мира. Очень интересно узнать, какой вкус они имеют в реальности! Спасибо за такое необычное и креативное видео, оно точно вызывает аппетит и желание попробовать такие пельмени!
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i cant explain it.. whenever i see "loading" on one of your videos.. its like i want to laugh, but I cant, and i think its because what im seeing IS sO DAMN PERFECT IM LITERALLY LEFT SPEECHLESS
SUBJECT: PELMENI
STATUS: DELICIOUS
AWAITING DIGESTION
Underrated comment
LOL
Hahahah
That was delicious!
it's actually headcrab stuffed pelmeni
The whole staff in Black mesa : *panicking*
Someone in Black mesa kitchen :
Probably Gordon Freeman
@@FranseD *Bhop all the way from kitchen to zen world*.
:'v
m i c r o w a v e
@@quaz1232 Gordon Freeman suddenly become Gordon Ramsay.
THE scientist IS RAW.
The high-pitched scientist voices for the Pelmeni was a nice touch.
This video alone made me to try Pelmeni myself. Didn't regret it. Was goddamn delicious.
And yes, the Pelmeni said ''greetings'' before I threw it into boiling water.
*Has over 100,000 subscribers but isn't verified*
Wait, that's illegal.
Yeah, do stop motion about pelmeni lol plz
I'm glad people of other cultures appreciate pelmeni too.
lmao
But was he Dr Rosenberg?
Black mesa: Общага.
+)
))))))))))))))))))))
Хахахаахах жиза
Half life: 3
Wut, it's Общаг in Russian?
We colloquially call it Общак here, basically the same pronunciation. lmao did not expect it to be called like this in other languages.
Rise and shine Dr-freeman,
I made you breakfast.
Aww, how nice of him. Now I want to see fanart of G-Man in a maid outfit bringing breakfast to a sleeping Gordon.
@@generalrubbish9513 i prefer no clothes :flushed:
@@Ares-hr3cv I mean, that's certainly an option too.
Mário Ďuráč that gonna be the biggest nightmare for me
More like "Student Freeman"
you should have used a choice between mayonnaise and ketchup with a sound: "It's time to choose"
no
sour cream, mayo and ketchup
@@kotikvtanke2349Точно)
Это да) процентов наверное 70 русских едят пельмени только со сметаной.
@@kotikvtanke2349 хз, с майонезом залетает на ура)
@@kotikvtanke2349 70? все кого я знаю едят с мазиком
"Barney, we need to cook-"
"Yo, Mr. Freeman..."
"Catch me later, I'll buy you a beer"
I never thought I'd taste a resonance cascade, let alone cook one...
За пять секунд до взрыва на Чернобыльской электро станции.
You the man!!
Lol
best comment ever
Resonance cassarole
I thought this was in-game footage of Half-Life: Alyx.
VR :)
aarsboN nice one
Mini game. Cooking with........ALYX
It is
aarsboN
It is stupid
The pelmeni is one of the cutest things in this, just the overall kindness of the food saying greetings and begging for mercy when seeing the boiling water makes this go on r/aww
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Это просто гениально! Кулинарное шоу с звуковыми эффектами из Half-Life - это что-то новое и оригинальное. Я просто не могу поверить, как вкусные пельмени можно приготовить, сопровождая каждый шаг звуками из игры. Это прекрасное сочетание кулинарного и геймерского мира. Очень интересно узнать, какой вкус они имеют в реальности! Спасибо за такое необычное и креативное видео, оно точно вызывает аппетит и желание попробовать такие пельмени!
автор ChatGPT
Пельмени это тесто с мясом, условно
@@VaILI_12no shit sherlock
@@pomidorka_АХАХАХАХАХХАХАХАХАХ
А я то думаю, что за дежавю...
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“Greetings!”
“...I’m afraid I’m not Dr. Rosenberg”
“NO, I DON’T WANNA DIE!”
drops the dumpling in pot*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa.....-
@@mrlucas1501 **drops more D U M P B O I S in the pot**
@@starplatinumgaming4100 *_presses e key_*
@@banesrb excuse me sir im cooking
Gordon Ramsey?
More like Gordon freeman
baduum pshhhh!
Gordon Freeman?
More like Morgan Freeman
Booooo
Gordon's a highly trained professional, he doesn't need to hear all this
Ну типа
1:55 Dumplings are charged
0:29 One pelmen said "Shut up" I felt with that
Half-Life: College Edition
This is the prequel during Gordon's MIT days.
Lmao fr tho
@АРК so fucking deep♂
@АРК Нифига, за 300р это буржуйские пельмени, "Сибирская коллекция" например. На скидках можно взять за 100р пачку годных пельменей.
I mean your not wrong
"Don't let it overcook!"
"What do you mean... overcook?"
MountainPepsi ok kurt cobain
Ok kurt cobain
ok kurt cobain
ok cobain kurt
Ok Curt Kobain
Video: "Cooking with Half-life SFX: Pelmeni"
1.3 million people + boris: "HmM... InTeReStInG."
NO
*HmM...InTeReSnO
Жду когда эти звуки будут играть в повседневной жизни
скоро
Me too)
Skori
А у меня в конце всё время: "Freeman, you're fool!"
А ты носишь очки и бороду? Если да, то всë станет явь.
when the pelmen said "greetings" I died
AAH HE KILLED PELMENS
Tiii tii tii tiii tiiiiiiiiiiiii
i'm affraid i'm not doctor Rosenberg
@@valen7142 NO I DON'T WANNA DIE,!
I WILL HELP YOU
it's 3am and i'm watching a guy coking Pelmeni with Half Life sound effects.
fkn 2.50 here damn
What better time for videos like this?
What about Monkeys Reacting to Magic
me too lol
Same
It's been almost 2 years and i still find it relaxing
Пельмени. Хорошие пельмени - это очень вкусно. На самом деле, рецепт простой - много мяса, мало теста
Вовово, я тоже хотел это написать.
Здравствуй, Шлепа
_"How much pepper would you like, Sir?"_
*_"Yes"_*
Yes,PLEASE!
just when you said that, what im viewing now is he pouring alot of pepers
*sneezes in scientist*
Нормальное количество перца, что тебя удивляет?
learn to cook. this is normal for this dish
👌😂
edit:typo
Something Awful what is that crab thingy over there?
Or resonance casserole.
First of all how dare you
Bake a headcrab
Lmfao
>me cooking pelmeni
>throws pelmeni into boiling water
>gets burnt by water splash
>"Extreme heat damage detected."
Black mesa *is going down in flames*
Random ass scientist at home cooking dinner
Why the hell are half life SFX so easily implemented in everything.
Half-life is a life
My video is augmented
Maybe you should get a job?
@@faceless2302 Okay, where?
@@user-ee7ct9ft8m I hear black mesa is hiring
0:58 *epic leaf dipping sound*
*Bay Leaf Out Of Date. Rebuilding...*
That leaf was straight outta Xen
*This is the purest sample we've seen yet*
0:37 i feel bad :(
Same
why is your mayonez red?
nice
Hey Boris
Special Himalayan Mayonnaise.
Is commie mayonez
It is formed from the blood of the scientists.
Why do we all have to eat these ridiculous dumplings
Are you seriously suggesting that all of these beings are here to dine on us?
*HUEGH*
Because someone ate all the donuts
Is that what that is?
Because it's good!
The food of the Gods
По стене ползёт пельмень...
TheMostUpset, your videos are excellent. And this here is another work of art! So hilarious! You are truly TheMostTalented!
One of the weirdest HL mods I've ever seen.
I've seen weirder
Also the tastiest
Half life : russian life
Waiting for a r/woosh
Half Life: Lunch
00:35
"MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"
STOP ATTACKING, THE PASTA IS A FRIEND!
Freeman, you fool!
NO I DONT WANT TO DIE ! ! !
@@thebluejintythomasthetanke587 ¡GREETINGS!
NO PLES!!11!
I love these ambient and sfx sounds.
Made my day better, thank you 👏🏻
I predicted all of this, you know.
All of it
SHUT UP >:3
ALL OF IT!
sure
Good to know buddy
Half life cooking simulator [official 2020 trailer)
Fuck half life 3, if this isn't what they announce then no.
Our Flagship VR Title
Half-Life: Cooking%
Creative as heck. Thanks for your work!
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Instructions unclear:
*Started the Resonance Cascade*
Creepwit, you Fool! *loud scientist screaming*
Oh my god we're doomed!
Hello, Gordon!
Stupid machines! Why do they never seem to work?
They weren't meant to do this in the first place.
Stay away from there freeman, i'm expecting an important messenge
Hey uh, you wouldn't have a quarter i could borrow would ya?.
What the hell is going on with our equipment?
@@nekropolis93 This is all happening because of you scientists!
Никогда ещё не видел такой эпичной варки пельменей😮
thanks, needed this
If my fridge sounded like that I’d be terrified in the middle of the night.
I'd find it quite relaxing because I'm a sucker for sci-fi ambiance like that.
TMU: "I'm out of ideas"
*Makes lunch*
"It's perfect"
this was the first Half Life SFX Video that i've ever watched on youtube , and i Still LOVE IT ❤❤
RfqaКайф! Аж слюни текут!! Спасибо!!!!
Do you know who ate all the dumplings?
Pelmeni*
Пельмени
@@danat4914
Pelmeni are dumplings
are you insane?
@@Hwyadylaw they aren't. Pelmeni are pelmeni. That's the absolute creation of human's mind
You passed this level without losing any health! Impressive!
@@kevinf.collins2498 🤣🤣
fortunately he is not that bad at cooking
Wrong. He's heart will suffer.
Капли кипятка попавшие на тебя: ➖♥️
Not gonna ruin the 420 likes 🔥🔥🔥
ахах, видео появилось в рекоммендациях как раз пока пельмени варились. Приятного аппетита!
Awesome editing! 😎👍
0:58 Introduce THE BAY LEAF
Or maybe two
Is this TF 2 reference?
OR MAYBE THREE!
@@rain2767 I play tf2, but how is it related to tf2?
*I N F U S E*
1919: we'll have flying cars in a century
2019:
Dead meme
@@OXY187 dead opinion
We have flying cars
@@jaredmislan5186 Got triggered by a dead opinion.
@@OrochiCr assuming I got triggered to begin with
This is amazing bro 😂
I've actually have always loved this dish, and tbh when you use this mix of sour cream and ketchup as a dip, it's amazing
Try to cut green onion instead.
It's also tastes good!
No matter how boring and unfitting a situation seems. HL sfx always works.
*"HL: The student loan"*
_Chapter 1_
"Do you know who ate all of the pelmeni?"
Dahg
Chapter 2: Unforeseen consequences... of a lot of pepper
Questionable ethics
@@butterss1178 Of the Pelmeni
@@gasmaskedcitizen Chapter 3: hazardous sessia
Talking pelmeni is just the best thing I've heard in the past few months!
This is so much more than I ever could have asked for lmao
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@@kevinf.collins2498 😂😂😂
Loading screen for 2 sec?
*It sHouLD bE LoNGeR*
SSD fast loading hahahahana
Are you using a pentium 3 or what?
My video started buffering right as it said loading
The original half life takes like less then a second to load on modern pc's though
Like 4 minutes and why theres progress bar?
Not using headcrab sounds for pelmeni is such a missed opportunity.
Пельмени если что готовят из кошек.
The snark beetle sounds
@@craigfurness5278 noooooooooooo poor little bastards (snark)
Pure gold in video format
Loading screen is amazing
2:00: Eating soft food.
Food: *Crunch.*
Me: *Strained ‘mmm’ sound.*
*It's official , HL SFX fits everything*
*Edit* : Fellow scientists , ;,) Thank you for So many Likes
And it makes everything better.
salamo makouf Great minds do think alike
I'd even go as far as saying it fits some other stuff more than it fits half-life itself lol
even life
I predicted all of this, you know. All of it!
Awesome dude :D !
THIS IS AMAZING
1:07 Why's the camera distorting? Oh, it must be because of the Steam™.....
BOSS
Gotta trademark that
Sweet fx or reshade
HEV suit announcer a 30 min later:
"Primary features of diarrhea detected."
иди работай
чисти говно вилкой
пачаму
@Сокет :3 и шо
Morphine Administered.
I really dont know why but i really love this video.
"But nobody has uploaded a pelmeni video for you to edit"
TheMostUpset: "Fine, I'll do it myself."
How many peper you want ?
Me : Yes
Me: *pepper*
Mmm pepper
"Much"
*Tries to cook Pelmeni*
*Ends up creating Resonance Casscade*
Resonance Canoli.
Y mean restaurant cascade?
Everything he will do will end creating Resonance Cascade.
I laughed a bit harder than I should have at the first loading pause.
This is so... On point
Honestly, the background wind noise made the whole thing very anxious.
S U R F A C E T E N S I O N
*Life Of Boris would like to know your location.*
Nice reference
I bet so
OH BLYAT
*Bay leaf*
Russia
i cant explain it.. whenever i see "loading" on one of your videos.. its like i want to laugh, but I cant, and i think its because what im seeing IS sO DAMN PERFECT IM LITERALLY LEFT SPEECHLESS
I love this.
2:03
Missed opprutinity to add the healing sound effect.
It the eating sound effect
There won't be healing for the HP is already max.
And it continues while he eating but when he ends the healing sound is stopping
He already maxed his health.
Or how about "morphine administered"
"is anyone else getting hungry"
"I could realllly go for a cold one right now"
Hey catch me later I'll buy you a beer.
The leaf dropping got me :D
This made me genuinely happy
why do you have the default kitchen?
That called is Soviet Union
bro default is always the best
Is there some other kind of kitchen I'd be unaware of?
Hmm... Why not?
I prefer the southpaw setup
graphics is too real, what's your pc specs?
edit: can't believe i commented this 2 years ago... oh well, it's my most liked comment
He has a hella advanced PC
He has a custom Made graphic Card
He has an i3 :D
Pc specs:
Brain
Two eyes
2 Titan graphics card
iLike Pizza how much are they?
The sound at 0:46 when he was stiring the pelmeni, is so satisfying and fits so well!
I always enjoy this meme even if it's a dead one
"How much black pepper are we adding?"
"Da"
Звук открытия и закрытия крышки кастрюли - на кончиках пальцев просто. 10/10
Он же русский
Sorry I don't speak half life 2
honestly amazing
Настолько эпичной готовки пилимишей я ещё не видел!!!)))
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🤣🤣🤣
0:23 if only my fridge made that noise :D
The spoon should have sounded like the banging of that tentacle monster
You are fucking right
the voices of the pelmeni make me feel bad for them
stirring the dumplings is just great)