Box Of Cox

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  • čas přidán 16. 03. 2013
  • #Animation #TF2 #Gmod
    All QR codes are broken!
    Sequel of epic story about Cocaine and Schadenfreude:
    • Drugs
    In the video, I put a lot of engineers!
    Map: rp_outlandsforest_v2
    Music used:
    The Legend Of Zelda - Boss Morpheel
    The Legend Of Zelda - A Link To The Past - The Soldiers Of Kakariko
    Barber of Seville Overture
    Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts - Banjoland [Daytime]
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  • @thejenkinsexperience656
    @thejenkinsexperience656 Před 4 lety +1323

    Medic: "not medicine."
    Spy: *SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT*

  • @nezaniatoimya
    @nezaniatoimya Před 2 lety +728

    Fun fact: 00:09 is the only time in Eltorro64Rus series when a character actually noticed the engineer target board

    • @DieselRogers2008
      @DieselRogers2008 Před rokem +40

      Very interesting

    • @ral-xk7qb
      @ral-xk7qb Před rokem +12

      @@DieselRogers2008 very sus...

    • @FrahdChikun
      @FrahdChikun Před rokem +34

      And if I'm correct, this is the first video where he started hiding them in all of his videos. Might be the same thing with Luigi.

    • @thedarkartist3231
      @thedarkartist3231 Před rokem +4

      dear god...

    • @xj58
      @xj58 Před rokem +14

      if you listen this target board even says "Soldier!"

  • @rhager842
    @rhager842 Před 2 lety +256

    Ever since his Engineer friend died, Soldier has been trying to become clean, staying inside his house the majority of the time until his cocaine addiction wore off.
    One fateful night however, Soldier was trying to sleep on his bed which only consisted of a mattress, as Soldier had no job, he couldn't afford a pillow or blanket, so he used the mattress for warmth. This was not very comfortable, however, and Soldier couldn't even close his eyes. Soldier could've sworn he saw a wooden cutout of his friend, as well as hearing him shout "Soldier's a goner!" However, this was cut short after Soldier heard Medic calling to him. He got out of bed, and peered out the window. Medic, trying to tempt Soldier to re-gain his addiction, spoke to an open box in the middle. "Not medicine!" he said. Of course, he was talking about cocaine. Medic ran off with it, as a nearby Spy snorted the trail of coke behind him. Soldier saw how much fun they were having, and decided to step outside. This, of course, meant he had to go down the stairs leading to Engineer's room. Soldier tried not to think of him too much, but the staircase was proving to be quite the obstacle. Soldier proceeded to stack multiple hats to ensure protection against bad thoughts, as he quickly rolled through Engineer's room. As he emerged from his house, a nearby Demoman told the box "Scrumpy." A bottle of Demoman's favorite scrumpy emerged from the box.
    Sniper then asked for "Christmas morning" Multiple items emerged; a horn, can of Bonk! Atomic Punch, jar of urine, bottle of scrumpy, bottle of milk, and a couch. Sniper groaned, as it was not what he asked for. Heavy shouted "Medic!" and Medic appeared behind him, injecting his eye with a dose of Schadenfreude. This severely lowered his poly count, as he muffled "I love this doctor!" Medic then broke out into maniacal laughter. It was then Soldier's turn, as he glanced at Medic, the temptation grew larger, and he finally gave in. "Box of cox." said Soldier. A box filled with cocaine emerged from the crate, and Soldier jumped on top of it. Medic laughed again. Scout, who was lying on the floor, yelled "FIRE!" A lit lantern emerged from the box and struck Scout, setting him on fire. After Robot Soldiers chased off Heavy, Demoman stabbed himself with a broken bottle, and Spy was consumed by the box, Pyro had seen enough. He wanted to teach a lesson to everyone, as he mumbled something. A jar emerged from the box and flew into the sky. Moments later, a giant teddy bear appeared on the horizon. This frightened Soldier very much, as he ran back into his house, and got back in bed. This didn't last long, however, as the spiders of temptation engulfed him.

    • @oneman2768
      @oneman2768 Před rokem +14

      bravo for narrating this my friend

    • @RollieMcFly27
      @RollieMcFly27 Před rokem +16

      I had always figured that the spiders symbolized feelings of guilt, which was why he tried to keep away from them and why they suddenly attacked him in the end.

  • @timeslessgun
    @timeslessgun Před 5 lety +489

    2:51 that has to be the slowest realization

    • @AG_HP7
      @AG_HP7 Před 3 lety +17

      Mate xD I already watched it 100 times but seeing your caption while that was running I almost burst in laughter

    • @theopoldthegamer4284
      @theopoldthegamer4284 Před 3 lety +14

      "Fiyar! I ' m o n f i r e i t ' s b u r n i n g . aaaAAAA𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔"

    • @TheEepyMagi
      @TheEepyMagi Před 3 lety +15

      To be fair he IS high on shrooms

  • @peppic6211
    @peppic6211 Před 8 lety +1367

    New weapon in Tf2 for the Medic: Not Medicine

    • @ItsAndr2
      @ItsAndr2 Před 8 lety +90

      +Every spy will die if they snort.
      -Attract all the spies

    • @randomredpyro164
      @randomredpyro164 Před 8 lety +34

      Every enemy hit goes on the biggest trip of their lives.

    • @tentacledood5784
      @tentacledood5784 Před 8 lety +32

      Effect: Drugs

    • @peppic6211
      @peppic6211 Před 8 lety +28

      Pros and Cons about the weapon.
      Pros:
      -If thrown and succesfully hits an ememy spy, they will be drunk and marked for death for 7 seconds (don't worry it will have splash effect so it will get ememy spies)
      -If thrown and succesfully hits an ememy (excluding the spy) it will have the same effects as before but for only 3 seconds.
      - + 25% movement speed on wearer
      Cons:
      -If you hit your self with it, you will be drunk and marked for death for 7 seconds.
      While active:
      - You will be marked for death
      - - 15% resistances

    • @tentacledood5784
      @tentacledood5784 Před 8 lety +10

      Dr. Peppic
      Sounds great!
      But what would the unusual effect be?

  • @JovialSkunk
    @JovialSkunk Před 8 lety +5707

    That needs to be an official hat. They can call it "Soldier's Safety Stack" or something.

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself Před 3 lety +143

    I like how Soldier is just sleeping on a bare bedframe, and using the mattress like a duvet

  • @CRRNCRW
    @CRRNCRW Před 3 lety +293

    8 years and Eltorro is still striking fear into the hearts of TF2 fans with these facial expressions.

    • @Nemyoseo
      @Nemyoseo Před 2 lety

      I prefer these faces over the new ones he does. Man, those are ugly AF.

  • @shaunmckinney521
    @shaunmckinney521 Před 7 lety +1687

    I don't know why I love every time demo man says scrumpy

  • @daspoboy2781
    @daspoboy2781 Před 7 lety +1968

    I want me some of that Christmas Morning

  • @JetFalcon710
    @JetFalcon710 Před 5 lety +718

    *All Engie Sightings:*
    0:11 Behind the filing cabinets
    0:15 With Luigi in the window above Soldier's head
    0:37 In the window at the right side of the screen _(seen twice there; barely visible second time)_
    -0:47-- In the trees- Inconclusive
    0:52 In the window just above the Eltorro64Rus watermark
    1:07 In the boarded-up window
    1:09 In the window _(seen thrice there)_
    1:13 In the visible window at the bottom of the stairs _(seen twice there)_
    1:42 In the boarded-up window again _(different one this time tho)_
    1:49 Behind two trees at the right of the screen
    1:51 Just visible in the stairway -- after that, he isn't seen for a while
    3:19 Just barely visible in the window near the top left corner of the screen
    3:25 In the window in the bottom right corner
    3:40 In the window to the left
    3:42 Behind the barrel to the right of the fireplace
    Edit: In case you're wondering how many times Engie is seen, he's seen a total of 19 times
    Edit 2, 3/7/21: I'm not entirely sure why y'all like this, but I'm glad you do
    Edit 3, 5/5/24: Edited formatting and a couple of timestamps -- also crossed out the fourth entry because I'm not sure if I actually saw Engie there. I'm still not sure why you guys like this comment so much, but I'm glad you do!

    • @allshipper2158
      @allshipper2158 Před 4 lety +4

      I just missed the 2nd one.

    • @dipsywhite9149
      @dipsywhite9149 Před 4 lety +31

      you forgot engi on 00:50

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 Před 4 lety +8

      @@poopgobbler1761 He probably wants to watch over his Soldier friend or something, idk

    • @mr.nobody5287
      @mr.nobody5287 Před 4 lety +2

      I counted them too, but it gave me 20

    • @albunicolae1652
      @albunicolae1652 Před 4 lety +2

      You forgot engi at 0:50 and 1:17 at the boarded window

  • @theseerllama
    @theseerllama Před 4 lety +55

    0:10-0:14 is a perfect example of being awake at 1 am in near pitch black darkness. you can just make out a few shapes in the room, and soon enough you start seeing and hearing things like a disappearing cardboard engie. Scary stuff.

  • @mothafuger
    @mothafuger Před 8 lety +914

    I love how you can see the stalking cardboard engineer at almost all times. Lmao

  • @hatemylife112
    @hatemylife112 Před 8 lety +325

    New Sniper Taunt: Christmas Morning.
    Works exactly the same as Rancho Relaxo, except with a couch and more booze.

  • @Leviathany_
    @Leviathany_ Před 5 lety +315

    0:11 did the engi just say "Soldier!"

  • @evelynbasar2383
    @evelynbasar2383 Před 5 lety +172

    2:48 always makes me laugh

  • @DerpyDooReviews
    @DerpyDooReviews Před 8 lety +568

    Soldier... scared of going down the stairs but is fine with rocket jumping higher than a 2 story building.

    • @beachwalk7022
      @beachwalk7022 Před 8 lety +133

      But they were danger stairs.

    • @rayhaana.3153
      @rayhaana.3153 Před 8 lety +8

      +Abe Moody true...true...

    • @user-kf6vv2qq1h
      @user-kf6vv2qq1h Před 8 lety +40

      +David Green (DerpyDoo) If you will go deeper into TF backstory, U will find, that rocketjumps were invented BEFORE the ladders.

    • @DerpyDooReviews
      @DerpyDooReviews Před 8 lety +3

      Александр Миранович my god! and merasmus invented the automobile when he tried to put wheels on a dog!

    • @user-kf6vv2qq1h
      @user-kf6vv2qq1h Před 8 lety +4

      David Green
      No, realy, I'm not pulling it outta ma arse. I red it in old russian gamemagazine in article about TF2 world, and they get it somewhere into internet, I think. Allso I can recall, that Abe Lincoln invented ladders. Just try to search it.

  • @mihaelkYeah
    @mihaelkYeah Před 3 lety +89

    I wonder if this is like a metaphorical representation of what it's like doing a hard drug that you're addicted to; like the moment you don't have it you're uncomfortable and scared (when soldier is in his room trying to avoid the spiders), and when you finally get to have it you get to enjoy that moment of unrestrained euphoria (I'm thinking the Medic would be a dealer, or that one junkie friend that can get you into really messed up stuff along with him), until things get way too trippy (when the giant teddy monster appears) and you have to come back down to reality (soldier running back to cower on his bed) and it feels ten times worse (all the spiders dropping on top of him)

  • @merucrypoison296
    @merucrypoison296 Před rokem +32

    Still to this day this is the best thumbnail he ever did, just by how simple it looks yet also kinda creepy and funny at the same time

  • @juulio3966
    @juulio3966 Před 6 lety +40

    I love how these seem to capture the essence of the characters while remaining it's randomness

  • @mebezaccraft
    @mebezaccraft Před 8 lety +130

    so, the box is a magical box that gives you whatever you want, like sniper wanted christmas morning, so he was knocked out for what i can assume to be until christmas morning

    • @dumbfluff2453
      @dumbfluff2453 Před 8 lety +7

      I want that box.

    • @tiqosc1809
      @tiqosc1809 Před 8 lety +7

      and the box give sloider a cox,but remember if you said something silly,like fire and,THATS WHAT U GET

    • @zacksirola1552
      @zacksirola1552 Před 4 lety +12

      Or maybe he just wanted to see what a Christmas morning hangover is like.

    • @vatcharapongchaivirat6026
      @vatcharapongchaivirat6026 Před 4 lety

      😊☎📱📞📠📠📦🏠⛲

    • @diamondcreepah3210
      @diamondcreepah3210 Před 4 lety +11

      @@zacksirola1552 or it is exactly how the sniper normally spends his christmas morning

  • @masonsykes2240
    @masonsykes2240 Před 8 lety +192

    1:30---Wolfenstein armor in a nutshell.

  • @djgreend837
    @djgreend837 Před 4 lety +126

    0:10 "Soldier's a goner!"
    R.i.p Rick May

  • @user-wz8nt6uw1x
    @user-wz8nt6uw1x Před 2 lety +30

    02:37 I love the way, how Soldier says Box of Cox

  • @Steve96gta
    @Steve96gta Před 7 lety +395

    Never leave!

  • @stopminecraftviolence5513
    @stopminecraftviolence5513 Před 9 lety +75

    This should seriously be the anti-drug video for all schools everywhere.

  • @theopoldthegamer4284
    @theopoldthegamer4284 Před 3 lety +77

    The way he says "Not medicine?" is so satisfying.

  • @TerryBeatson
    @TerryBeatson Před 4 lety +80

    0:09 "Soldier's a goner!"

  • @ganonpig
    @ganonpig Před 8 lety +91

    Just imagine trying to go to sleep at night knowing that there are several f**king giant spiders hanging above you. That's nightmare fuel right there XD.

    • @snoopdog4344
      @snoopdog4344 Před 8 lety +3

      Well, for some people (like the solider) spiders are not scary. That explains it. As to why the solider is scared, because of the stuff happening outside the house. (drugs)

    • @Yygurcan
      @Yygurcan Před 7 lety +17

      and stalking cardboard engineer

    • @olicespardo7738
      @olicespardo7738 Před 7 lety

      if that happened I'd cover my eyes with a bandanna and smoke a cigarette one last time.

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 Před 4 lety +3

      I don't have to imagine. This is me every night.
      Strangely enough, it's a good way to cure arachnophobia. They're not nearly as scary once you realize spiders pretty much keep to themselves and try not to bother anyone. Usually.

    • @barstoolblethins8428
      @barstoolblethins8428 Před 4 lety +4

      @@bionicdragon5 except when the decide to crawl on you because they don't know better

  • @d00gz_
    @d00gz_ Před 8 lety +128

    You must have a level 8 helmet to use these stairs.

  • @DraculaCronqvist
    @DraculaCronqvist Před 3 lety +62

    Recipe for Christmas Morning: Soda, Milk, Piss, Whisky.

  • @qokl8skeight
    @qokl8skeight Před 5 lety +63

    Pyro's wish triggered Soldier's PTSD
    I also love how Heavy just deflates after the needle in the eye!

  • @dabhdude
    @dabhdude Před 8 lety +903

    *sees giant teddy bear* That's enough internet for one day.

  • @ruinedk1ng
    @ruinedk1ng Před 7 lety +216

    2:35 I always die with Soldier's face. xD

  • @kingdraconis1281
    @kingdraconis1281 Před 2 lety +11

    If I had to take a guess, "Christmas Morning" is likely the name of a powerful cocktail in this universe.

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 Před 11 měsíci +3

      It ends with sniper drunkenly fallen off the couch. That's a good morning

  • @sisyphus3841
    @sisyphus3841 Před 4 lety +22

    This is it. This is the vid that made me play tf2 about 6 years ago. I still play it now.

  • @ShunGoukuSatsu1
    @ShunGoukuSatsu1 Před 10 lety +26

    Sniper's Christmas morning brings back the old days.

  • @pixelbucket8884
    @pixelbucket8884 Před 8 lety +704

    I question the inspiration behind these videos.

  • @oldy0e
    @oldy0e Před rokem +10

    After all these years it is still brilliant

  • @Gwinbleyd1990
    @Gwinbleyd1990 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Wow this thing is 10 years old. And i still remember how I watched it first time "I've been there, 3000 years ago..."
    I need a remake of that.

  • @MegaUMK3
    @MegaUMK3 Před 8 lety +47

    1:41 Morph Ball engaged.

  •  Před 8 lety +35

    2:46 - 2:56
    My favorite is the Scout who ask for FIRE

  • @VGamingJunkie
    @VGamingJunkie Před 4 lety +15

    1:30 Baskowitz in the newer Wolfenstein games when you keep picking up helmets for armor.

  • @jasonkizer3834
    @jasonkizer3834 Před 3 lety +14

    I feel like these are stages of this man's life somehow we just have to figure it out

  • @somedude3596
    @somedude3596 Před 9 lety +154

    It would appear that I'm on _that_ side of CZcams again.
    But really, what's up with that insane Medic?

    • @leitmotifi
      @leitmotifi Před 9 lety +61

      Too much Not Medicine...

    • @somedude3596
      @somedude3596 Před 9 lety +14

      ***** Indeed I am. Problem, officer?

    • @MalcolmNessGranger
      @MalcolmNessGranger Před 9 lety +9

      ***** And nobody gives a shit. The End.

    • @somedude3596
      @somedude3596 Před 9 lety +4

      ***** 5 people..... You're adding up your two comments, when everyone on the second comment was a person who liked your first one.

    • @somedude3596
      @somedude3596 Před 9 lety +5

      ***** Indeed I did.

  • @fazeilluminati9216
    @fazeilluminati9216 Před 9 lety +485

    How to craft Christmas morning? Easy!
    You'r need: 1 adrenaline, 1 milk, 1 piss.

    • @myrnam4863
      @myrnam4863 Před 9 lety +52

      More like bonk atomic punch, mad milk, jarate, and scrumpy

    • @izstyr4790
      @izstyr4790 Před 9 lety +2

      Myrna M and little shit for efekt

    • @wasabiperson2616
      @wasabiperson2616 Před 9 lety +17

      Принц Жаба You forgot beer, and a flying couch.

    • @failedabortion1894
      @failedabortion1894 Před 9 lety +4

      Wasabi Person it's whiskey, not beer

    • @rosenquartz535
      @rosenquartz535 Před 9 lety +3

      Evgeni Paramonov scrumpy is cider not whiskey

  • @Kayhotech
    @Kayhotech Před 3 lety +23

    Im suprised multiple soldier helmets never was a hat in TF2

  • @starham2620
    @starham2620 Před 3 lety +23

    3:20
    Nobody:
    Also nobody:
    Pyro: One hundred.

  • @blueshit199
    @blueshit199 Před 8 lety +73

    That ending scared the shit out of me ._.

  • @Original_Katros
    @Original_Katros Před 8 lety +380

    [Edit] You guys might not know this but this is a tutorial video:
    1- How to climb down stairs
    2- How to get wasted
    3- How to create your Christmas Morning
    4- How to spot if your doctor is evil
    5- How to NOT cook mushrooms
    6- How to kill spiders when drunk (stabbing yourself with a broken bottle)
    7- How to spot if your doctor is evil part II
    8- How to summon gigantic teddy bears of mass destruction
    9- How to escape doom, following by more doom

    • @happahchopah9103
      @happahchopah9103 Před 8 lety +9

      +GT M 8 how to investigate medicine

    • @pixelbucket8884
      @pixelbucket8884 Před 8 lety

      Add "How to kill a spider" to that list.

    • @boricuajedi954
      @boricuajedi954 Před 8 lety +1

      And how to get beer in mouth without hands

    • @CreeperFino
      @CreeperFino Před 8 lety +1

      8. How to make not medicine
      9. How to stairs (just roll down them like Hakeem Seriki)
      10. How to mat_phong 0 Heavy
      11. How to stab yourself with a broken bottle

    • @nickspencerfishingrodd2383
      @nickspencerfishingrodd2383 Před 8 lety +1

      XD LOL

  • @GurZee
    @GurZee Před 2 lety +26

    3:44 - 3:46 This actually scared the absolute shit out of me.

  • @weirdmovies1113
    @weirdmovies1113 Před 3 lety +6

    I like to look back on your older animations and realize how far you've come.

  • @naryosh_
    @naryosh_ Před 8 lety +120

    Not Medicine needs to be a weapon. Soldier's Safety Stack needs to be a hat. I need that magical box that gives you what you want.

  • @Manglet762
    @Manglet762 Před 8 lety +260

    3:37 did anyone get New Weapons Soldier flashbacks?

  • @spriteguzzler60
    @spriteguzzler60 Před 3 lety +8

    It was a windy night in rp_outlandsforest_v2. Soldier was in his house, trying to get some rest. It wasn't a very comfortable bed, or house. It was very dusty inside, and infested with spiders. Soldier had to hide under his mattress for warmth. Soldier looked around nervously, and saw a cardboard cutout of the Engineer behind a pile of boxes. His eyes widened, noticing it was now gone. He noticed every spider on the wall fell into a pile. This scared Soldier, and he pulled the mattress closer to his face. Suddenly, a loud crash was heard. Soldier let out a small yelp, falling off the bed into the unlit fireplace. Soldier gets up and looks around to ensure his safety. He noticed a spider was touching his hand. He flinched, falling into the fireplace. He crawled out, letting out an annoyed groan. "Soldier!" He heard a german man call. He got up and looked out the window. The man sounded impatient, it must be important. "Los, los!" He yelled. Soldier poked his head out the window, and saw Medic, Pyro, Sniper, and Demoman sitting around the campfire. Soldier smiled. "Schnell!" Medic yelled in German. "Okay!" Soldier responded with a smile. Medic looked at a large crate. "Not medicine." He said. A big jar flew out the crate into his arms, which was labeled "Not medicine". Medic smiled. He started running into the dark, spooky forest, leaving a breadcrumb trail of "Not medicine". A frenchman was heard laughing, who then slid across the floor, snorting the powder that was spread across the grass. Soldier seemed interested in the crate. He could say anything he wanted and the crate would give it to him. He walked away from the window, slapping a spider off his head, and started walking towards the front door. Until he encountered his greatest enemy: the stairs. He looked at it, knowing what would happen if he tried to walk down it without protection. He thought for a moment, and looked at a shelf stocked with helmets beside him. He put one of them on, but he didn't think it was enough. He put on another one, and four more. That was enough. He almost placed his foot on the first step, but he stopped himself. "No." He said, pointing at the stairs. He put on the last helmet on the shelf, then proceeded to roll down the stairs, through the hallway, and into the front door. He took off his helmets with a big smile on his face. He looked at his Scottish pal, who said "Scrumpy". A bottle of "Scrumpy" flew out of the crate, into his mouth. Demoman fell over. "Oh.. Bloody hell!" He exclaimed. Sniper looked at him, then at the crate. He was confused as to how a crate could summon objects out of thin air. "Christmas morning." He said hesitantly, wanting to try it out himself. A cone, a can of Bonk! Atomic Punch, a jar of Mad Milk, a jar of Jarate, a bottle of "Scrumpy", and a couch flew out of the crate. The cone was shoved into Sniper's mouth, and every beverage which flew out of the crate was poured into it. The cone was removed, and the bottle was shoved into his mouth. The couch slid below his feet, and he fell onto it. The couch tipped over and flew away. Sniper was lying on the grass. He groaned, disgusted by the awful taste of radioactive soda, an unknown white substance, and his own urine. Heavy looked at the seemingly unconscious Sniper and called for Medic. Medic rose from the ground with a jolly "Ooh!". Heavy stared at him, concerned about the doctor's sanity. Medic then shoved a needle into Heavy's eye, which was most likely filled with drugs. Heavy fell down, turning into PS1 Hagrid. A muffled "I love this doctor!" could be heard from the early, low poly model. Medic laughed, feeling accomplished. It was now Soldier's turn to wish for something. He looked at the magical, maybe cursed crate. And said the object he has always desired. "Box of Cox." And so, a fat box full of cocaine flew out of the box, landing on the ground next to it. Soldier smiled, jumping onto the precious box. Medic laughed again, but it sounded much more evil. Did Medic invent this cursed crate? Meanwhile, Scout was looking at a mushroom. His eyes widened. "Fire!" He yelled. A torch flew out of the damned crate, flying into his crotch. Soon, the young Bostonian caught on fire. "I'm burning!" He screamed. Heavy, who seems to have been cured from whatever drug he was injected with, was being chased by a small cardboard robot. Another one of them jumped out of the crate. Demo drunkenly waved his broken bottle of "Scrumpy", accidentally stabbing himself in the chest with it. "Agh!" He cried. Spy wanted a dispenser, that's it. "Dummkofs!" Medic exclaimed. Spy looked inside the crate, hoping to find a dispenser, but instead falling into the crate. Pyro looked at the empty campground, and said something only Engie is able to translate. Soldier got up. "What?" He and the one who wrote this comment said in sync. And then there's a giant fucking teddy bear cause why not. Soldier screamed, running into his house, rolling up the stairs, and landing onto his bed, hoping to not get completely destroyed by the giant teddy. And then he got dog-piled by spiders.
    The end.

  • @Gardivanyth
    @Gardivanyth Před 6 lety +20

    3:28 When you piss off the flower girl one too many times

  • @LaiskaLeksa
    @LaiskaLeksa Před 10 lety +48

    The sniper had one sad Christmas morning.

    • @LaiskaLeksa
      @LaiskaLeksa Před 10 lety +1

      Gabriel Hujjat That contains piss, bonk and whiskey. Served from trumpet. One weird drink. :D

    • @BiasedGuy123
      @BiasedGuy123 Před 10 lety +24

      Symbolism, bro:
      Bonk for excitement, milk meaning he got what he needed, not what he wanted, piss for disappointment, Scrumpy for celebrating, and the lying on the couch represents him near the end of the day. Him being on the floor is the post-celebration.

  • @SadButter
    @SadButter Před 9 lety +43

    This video made me afraid of Team Fortress 2's basic training

  • @smacdonald4856
    @smacdonald4856 Před 4 lety +6

    I refuse to believe that this video is from 6 years ago, cause it never gets old.

  • @TheBoringEdward
    @TheBoringEdward Před rokem +3

    I do miss the janky old GMod animations.

  • @gittonsxv126
    @gittonsxv126 Před 10 lety +20

    the end scared the shit out of me.

  • @XerxesTexasToast
    @XerxesTexasToast Před 10 lety +74

    THOSE MEDIC FACES

    • @MercuryRat
      @MercuryRat Před 10 lety +16

      GOOD MORROW SCOUT BROTHER

    • @XerxesTexasToast
      @XerxesTexasToast Před 10 lety +15

      WHY, HELLO THERE, BROTHER! IT HAS BEEN A GOOD WHILE SINCE I HAVE SEEN YOU LAST. HOW WAS YOUR THANKSGIVING?

    • @XerxesTexasToast
      @XerxesTexasToast Před 10 lety +8

      teamfortressTwo Scout
      I EAT 'EM ALL

    • @101Dealer
      @101Dealer Před 10 lety +4

      XerxesTexasToast Room for a non-scout?

    • @zaldenthemaniac988
      @zaldenthemaniac988 Před 10 lety +10

      teamfortressTwo Scout I'm just saying...
      ZAT WAS NOT MEDICINE.
      It was christmas morning.

  • @carterbalch2792
    @carterbalch2792 Před 3 lety +13

    3:05 I can’t believe that the spy thought that the medic was an engineer.

  • @guyguino5770
    @guyguino5770 Před 8 lety +8

    I liked the atmosphere for this one. Im a sucker for cabin in the forest type of setting.

  • @magpie427
    @magpie427 Před 7 lety +83

    the engie isn't watching the solider the engie was watching us

    • @yesyesyesnonono5748
      @yesyesyesnonono5748 Před 6 lety +1

      Magpie Jesus hes watching me Eat spies Right now !!

    • @Kyle_Reese
      @Kyle_Reese Před 3 lety +2

      It's the ghost of soldier lost friend, engineer, like legit the engie cardboard is his lost friend.

  • @davyjones3105
    @davyjones3105 Před rokem +4

    Scout: fire
    Soldier: box of cox
    Pyro: a giant teddy bear
    Demo: scrumpy
    Heavy: sandwich robots
    Medic: not medicine
    Sniper: Christmas morning
    Spy: a dispenser

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess Před 8 měsíci

      magic box hates dispencers. spy is a goner...

  • @wolfundfriends6528
    @wolfundfriends6528 Před 2 lety +1

    always great to come back to your old videos to see how far your animation has come

  • @TheMinecraftfan9000
    @TheMinecraftfan9000 Před 10 lety +16

    Dat bottle of not medicine!

  • @benpowell3474
    @benpowell3474 Před 7 lety +70

    0:30 me in the morning

  • @laufey703
    @laufey703 Před 3 lety +5

    medic and spy having fun with that "not medecin"

  • @Ragdollpropchannel
    @Ragdollpropchannel Před 4 lety +5

    Sniper just did a speedrun. He got drunk, passed out, and got wasted in like 6 seconds.

  • @sixfootturkey5511
    @sixfootturkey5511 Před 8 lety +40

    Valve plz towering pilar of helmets

  • @yoghurtlord1745
    @yoghurtlord1745 Před 9 lety +54

    The engineer target board is HAUNTED!!!

    • @Xerxes_2
      @Xerxes_2 Před 9 lety +18

      MeeM!

    • @RaposaCadela
      @RaposaCadela Před 8 lety +2

      EngiignE

    • @Dizzykblox
      @Dizzykblox Před 8 lety +2

      +Snafu The Sniper
      Snafu's a goner!

    • @Dizzykblox
      @Dizzykblox Před 8 lety +2

      ENGINEERS! Look out for that Sentry Buster!

    • @nologicinvolved6152
      @nologicinvolved6152 Před 8 lety +3

      +Gaween Totawattage at 0:15 when the camera looks at soldier's terrified face pause the video and look at the window. dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

  • @xahtep7530
    @xahtep7530 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I re-watch this every year. I don’t know why, but this one is very atmospheric. Thank you, Eltorro.

  • @googletranslate149
    @googletranslate149 Před 3 lety +10

    1:53 this face movement is better than everything

  • @c0baltl1ghtn1ng
    @c0baltl1ghtn1ng Před 10 lety +16

    That stack of helmets should be a hat...

  • @mrwri
    @mrwri Před 9 lety +29

    This had nothing to do with Jesse Cox

  • @masonpelzer8052
    @masonpelzer8052 Před 7 lety +9

    The soldier really needs to get some spider poisoning for his house

  • @jcoxeye9200
    @jcoxeye9200 Před 6 lety +6

    Here are all the cut-out engies I could find. Enjoy.
    0:11 Behind the filing cabinets
    0:16 In the window (+luigi)
    0:37 In the window on the right
    0:49 See 0:37 for details
    0:52 In the window on the bottom right
    1:07 In the boarded-up window on the right
    1:09 In the window next to the light
    1:15 See 1:09 for details
    1:21 In the window
    1:38 See 1:09 for details
    1:42 See 1:07 for details
    1:49 In between the trees on the right
    1:51 Peeking at soldier from the stairs on the left
    3:20 In the window at the top left
    3:25 In the window at the bottom right
    3:38 In the window on the left
    3:40 See 3:38 for details
    3:42 Behind the barrel on the right
    If I missed any, feel free to reply with the time and location of the engie.

  • @TaxEvader420
    @TaxEvader420 Před 10 lety +10

    Soldier just outsmarted stairs

  • @zandybutt4374
    @zandybutt4374 Před 10 lety +15

    The whole stairs & helmet idea is just cracking me up, well done, the rest, is side dishes! XD

    • @TheTrytix
      @TheTrytix Před 10 lety +1

      Safety first! you know.
      XD

    • @lucasartore161a
      @lucasartore161a Před 10 lety

      trytix The Battle Protection
      Description:
      -You know, sometimes one helmet in't enough protection if you're gonna shoot rockets at your feet all day.-

    • @lucasartore161a
      @lucasartore161a Před 10 lety

      trytix Derp, that's what the "-" sign does. Better Description: Sometimes you just need a little more protection.

    • @thesandvich7207
      @thesandvich7207 Před 10 lety

      thefreegamer91 *Gun

  • @bigbeeves2051
    @bigbeeves2051 Před 7 lety

    Whenever I'm bored I just come here and watch your vids over and over again. I really love them! Keep up the good work 😋

  • @ftath3k1ng35
    @ftath3k1ng35 Před 6 lety +98

    2:31 2:44 3:10. Demon medic

    • @invschematics
      @invschematics Před 6 lety +10

      No, faces of criting a demoman

    • @lemex27gamesnshit
      @lemex27gamesnshit Před 3 lety +3

      me, ubering a demo with the kritz and watching him murder 99.9% of wave 666

  • @TheGameforestguy
    @TheGameforestguy Před 7 lety +94

    Am I the only one who understands that this is a parody/remake of 'Drugs'?

  • @analothor
    @analothor Před 10 lety +11

    heavy: err
    medic: ha

  • @tiny_desk_engineer
    @tiny_desk_engineer Před rokem +2

    0:16 i love how the engie target board and weegee are spectating soldier

  • @darkone739
    @darkone739 Před 4 lety +4

    I have been subbed to this guy for years and his content never fails. Can’t begin to count the number of times I have watched all his videos 😂

  • @rope435
    @rope435 Před 11 lety +4

    I must say this video is really inspiring. It's very funny, it has comical value, and who ever came up with it has amazing story telling skills. Hat's off to you Eltorro.

  • @hexayin
    @hexayin Před 8 lety +27

    When the QR Code was on screen I got out my 3DS and scanned it for a Mii.

  • @abandonedchannel2819
    @abandonedchannel2819 Před 4 lety +3

    I don't know why but the way Medic says Solider's name is just fecking adorable

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer Před 3 lety +1

    "FIRE!!"
    *magical box creates ar2 secondary ammo*

  • @snipetysniper
    @snipetysniper Před 9 lety +5

    Its funny because Im watching this on christmas morning

  • @juraichloe
    @juraichloe Před 8 lety +5

    Every time I go camping into an old cabin, that's what it's like in there.
    *Place full of spiders.*

  • @ThingsUnknown
    @ThingsUnknown Před 3 lety +1

    Now that its summerish, time to watch this three times a week

  • @bionicmaid
    @bionicmaid Před 2 lety +1

    This whole video runs like a dream sequence

  • @TheScouter1542
    @TheScouter1542 Před 9 lety +162

    0:15 look at the window. 0:38 look at the window. 0:52 again,the window. 1:07 damm windows 1:09 again. 1:22 WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WINDOWS 1:38 The windows are illuminati. 1:49 tree at the right 1:50 look at the door 3:25 WIN-FUCKING-DOW 3:39 Illuminati confirmed (window) 3:42 Do I have to be obvious? Leeson of the day: destroy every window you see. EDIT: how the fuck did this get to top comments

    • @creepygamercom
      @creepygamercom Před 9 lety +2

      you forgot 1:16 the window

    • @TheScouter1542
      @TheScouter1542 Před 9 lety +2

      creepygamercom It is the 1:09 one if you see properly.

    • @AnathameStudios
      @AnathameStudios Před 9 lety

      You forgot 0:49 far right, in the GODDAMNED WINDOW

    • @michaelproctor9937
      @michaelproctor9937 Před 9 lety

      and 1:42

    • @skeeterjackbug
      @skeeterjackbug Před 9 lety

      not even like half of the engineers in the video
      you can find one in 99% of the scenes if you look hard enough

  • @DJLoww
    @DJLoww Před 8 lety +25

    Everytime you press 8, a demoman stabs himself

  • @bouncyking7568
    @bouncyking7568 Před 2 lety +1

    9 years later and this is still one of my favorites

  • @christianjames3797
    @christianjames3797 Před 3 lety +12

    Slow the Scout on fire scream to 0.5 speed, that there is me on a Monday morning 2:50

  • @mr.spookyman3676
    @mr.spookyman3676 Před 9 lety +13

    I have counted 15 engineers in total, each and every one of them being different, not being in different scenes in the same location.
    I demand glue for consumption.