Soldier is trying to capture France

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  • @aster6741
    @aster6741 Před 8 lety +1187

    "I am American!"
    "I am Soldier!"
    "I will capture my France!"
    "God bless America!"
    That is one of the most patriotic speeches I've ever heard.

  • @zuluniner6164
    @zuluniner6164 Před 8 lety +1204

    He want to capture France, but France captured him

    • @zanetheok
      @zanetheok Před 5 lety +7

      Not the spy’s

    • @patrik9328
      @patrik9328 Před 4 lety +1

      Zulu Niner ”Damnit!!”

    • @LineX240
      @LineX240 Před 4 lety +23

      In america, you capture France
      In soviet russia, France captures you

    • @snifey2233
      @snifey2233 Před 4 lety +1

      You mean surrender

    • @darklyboi3134
      @darklyboi3134 Před 3 lety +3

      Spies arent really France I think, but the animator of this considers and makes the character look like he is France.

  • @brawlnanigans3993
    @brawlnanigans3993 Před 6 lety +826

    3:21 And thus, begins a legacy of faux-RPG fights.
    My, how far we've come.

  • @nerflv3428
    @nerflv3428 Před 4 lety +487

    Merasmus: “I am the greatest wizard”
    Heavy: “KAPOOTIS DIABOLUS!”

  • @Scouter953
    @Scouter953 Před 9 lety +872

    "Never bring a dick to a battlefield, war is not a gay campground!"

  • @romeojoshuacartmill8721
    @romeojoshuacartmill8721 Před 8 lety +1754

    A cooking show with the Heavy will always be about Sandviches.

  • @alphariusomegon6314
    @alphariusomegon6314 Před 6 lety +197

    5:01 when you go through a teleporter and the entire enemy team is camping it

    • @thespy632
      @thespy632 Před 5 lety +8

      When a spy was about to sap the teleported and you appear

    • @sir_mostacho
      @sir_mostacho Před 3 lety +4

      TRUE

  • @whostolztacookie4440
    @whostolztacookie4440 Před 4 lety +988

    Soldier, who will they find to replace you in 2013: Taunt
    Soldier, who will they find to replace you in 2020: Sad memories

  • @djsnowpdx
    @djsnowpdx Před 3 lety +67

    I love how all the characters politely wait for their friends to lose the dispenser games before they interrupt.

  • @pokemaster123ism
    @pokemaster123ism Před 7 lety +285

    That yellow car move is really broken. It instantly defeats the opponent

    • @Morningstar91939
      @Morningstar91939 Před 3 lety +1

      B.J. Blazkowicz hi BJ!

    • @lambda2143
      @lambda2143 Před 3 lety +5

      Maybe what it is is that the move cannot be used first and the opponent must defeat Niko before he uses it. That makes it less broken.

    • @load-bearingcoconut5586
      @load-bearingcoconut5586 Před 3 lety +4

      @@lambda2143 or Heavy is extremely underleveled.

    • @joshuafischer684
      @joshuafischer684 Před 3 lety +8

      @@load-bearingcoconut5586 I think Heavy is extremely underleveled. He has high starting stats but very weak resistances, so a high powered move like Yellow Car just ends him.

  • @grimsovietgaster3045
    @grimsovietgaster3045 Před 7 lety +122

    4:58 when you realized you went into a boss fight room and your team ditched you

  • @Thunderbirds747
    @Thunderbirds747 Před 3 lety +25

    2:20 I laughed out loud at Soldier with his "Your painis will be sent to your momma in a box! "
    Makes me go ROFLCOPTER!

  • @colehagan7806
    @colehagan7806 Před 7 lety +2258

    He should of brought medic to France He would of captured it easily

    • @Wololo2013
      @Wololo2013 Před 7 lety +80

      fuck u xD

    • @loli_ravioli_4204
      @loli_ravioli_4204 Před 6 lety +69

      Autistic Screeching You clearly need a history lesson xD
      But it made me laugh anyways.

    • @justcat7629
      @justcat7629 Před 6 lety +47

      NAAAAA I'M FRENCH PLS DON'T HURT ME DOC :'(

    • @davidbalan1487
      @davidbalan1487 Před 6 lety +9

      Autistic Screeching Ja

    • @bluspy5310
      @bluspy5310 Před 6 lety +1

      Autistic Screeching not while I'm there :-|

  • @goldenfreddy9881
    @goldenfreddy9881 Před 8 lety +707

    Behind that door...... Were those spies doing..........

  • @jetstryker530
    @jetstryker530 Před 7 lety +531

    "I am American"
    "I am Soldier"
    "I will capture MY France"
    ....best grammar ever

    • @redmedic7339
      @redmedic7339 Před 4 lety +15

      Gawd bleece amirica

    • @PouLS
      @PouLS Před 3 lety +1

      Did an American really made grammar mistake speaking English?

    • @starbuckoof5219
      @starbuckoof5219 Před 3 lety +2

      my France wow

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan Před 3 lety +1

      It's not bad grammar. It is American imperialism!

  • @efrainjunior2409
    @efrainjunior2409 Před 4 lety +59

    "I hate France right now"
    - Soldier, circa 2013

  • @RobotwarsKing
    @RobotwarsKing Před 8 lety +2181

    I AM AMERICAN
    I AM Soldier
    I WILL CAPTURE my FRANCE
    *GAAAAAAAWD BLESS AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @coulochonou6376
      @coulochonou6376 Před 7 lety +30

      we all know this will never happen cuz France and america are best allies :')

    • @coulochonou6376
      @coulochonou6376 Před 7 lety +1

      +Vsolid's Napoleonic Meme Machine plot twist after a very long time the French and british are finally allies

    • @johnwotek3816
      @johnwotek3816 Před 7 lety +4

      well... he can try... but it will hard to figh 63 millions of spies...

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav Před 7 lety +11

      And they all have Dead Ringers.

    • @ahmetocak4312
      @ahmetocak4312 Před 7 lety

      (siktir deli) 😀

  • @PsychoticSorcerer666
    @PsychoticSorcerer666 Před 10 lety +81

    I like how you considered France to be a base for the Blu team since blue is their national color (and their former royal color)

    • @non-existentmeme6895
      @non-existentmeme6895 Před 9 lety +7

      actually it's just because spy is French and as you can see in the ending, France is full of spies but you do have a good point tho

    • @mylesmichel9108
      @mylesmichel9108 Před rokem +1

      Smart, and i see a man/woman of culture here

  • @CommandingVanguard
    @CommandingVanguard Před 3 lety +53

    It's so weird comparing the choppy animation done in these videos now to the absolutely smooth and blessed animations ST makes nowadays

    • @TheNoxious2805
      @TheNoxious2805 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Si, es increíble la evolución de estos videos, ya son 10 años

  • @Alex-ge5gt
    @Alex-ge5gt Před 7 lety +123

    4:28 wonderfull medicine!!!

  • @JackGriffin745
    @JackGriffin745 Před 8 lety +139

    Cooking with Heavy needs to be a thing.

  • @harrisonmissell1716
    @harrisonmissell1716 Před 4 lety +13

    4:51 that's what u get Soldier for deploying a teleporter without Engie's permission. He just teleports you to Detroit

    • @Morningstar91939
      @Morningstar91939 Před 2 měsíci +1

      “NO! NO, NOT DETROIT! NO! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT!”

  • @peterz8781
    @peterz8781 Před 7 lety +22

    "Soldier down"
    "But of course"
    Oh my god that killed me

  • @efrainjunior2409
    @efrainjunior2409 Před 4 lety +23

    "You shall not pass!"
    -Wizard Scout

    • @zel1459
      @zel1459 Před 4 lety +2

      Four hundred thousand dollars TO PAAAAASS!

  • @szybkiwojtas7895
    @szybkiwojtas7895 Před 4 lety +319

    RIP Rick May
    He didn’t capture France

  • @DUSTTHEKILLER
    @DUSTTHEKILLER Před 5 lety +29

    3:44 YELLOW CAR THE BEST!

  • @jw_gojifan19
    @jw_gojifan19 Před 3 lety +14

    Fun fact: This was the first time I ever saw Merasmus. I have no regrets

  • @therealweeb5797
    @therealweeb5797 Před 3 lety +16

    „Soldier who will they ever find to replace you“
    This goes Right in the Heart ;(

  • @mariokartpete
    @mariokartpete Před 8 lety +21

    i love Niko and heavy. Niko's attitude and how heavy deals with nuisances just makes for an absolutely hilarious skit.

  • @hxsashi13
    @hxsashi13 Před 2 lety +14

    I always feel Spy is like a fortune teller
    “Who will they ever find to replace you?”

  • @ylr_realSFM
    @ylr_realSFM Před 3 lety +13

    0:08 and here we see the first appearance of the soupcan pyro

  • @doktortoasty3939
    @doktortoasty3939 Před 7 lety +48

    0:42 what laugh is that, I never heard a soldier say that.

    • @eojgib321
      @eojgib321 Před 5 lety +15

      Gavin Brown it's for a spy domination

    • @LiBunni
      @LiBunni Před 4 lety +5

      I laugh like that...

  • @purpleproductions358
    @purpleproductions358 Před 8 lety +52

    What did we learn?
    DON'T BUILD YOUR OWN TELEPORTER TO FRANCE!

  • @jackary078
    @jackary078 Před 8 lety +155

    kapootus diabolus

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty Před rokem +6

    It's amazing how much you have improved yet remained the same level of stupid fun, I can't help but love it.

  • @Ellisfamily38
    @Ellisfamily38 Před 4 lety +48

    when spy said who will ever replace you it hit me hard

  • @TheMCzorro
    @TheMCzorro Před 10 lety +14

    3:57 Everytime I hear Capootis Diabolis

  • @AceTheDragon3
    @AceTheDragon3 Před 10 lety +13

    4:07 Oh god.... cursing demoman.... we need more of that.

    • @Lmomjian
      @Lmomjian Před 10 lety

      /watch?v=FfBRkMD-VtM&list=PLkbYEu8SJrzatPz9AR_H41lqTMOTVk6by

  • @Beckwourth
    @Beckwourth Před 5 lety +32

    5:01 demoman in the background at the tree lol

  • @wakkawakka011
    @wakkawakka011 Před 4 lety +10

    0:30
    well no one will replace Rick May

  • @CertainlyCaro
    @CertainlyCaro Před 8 lety +612

    There is only one question that remains unanswered: what is Heavy's Sandvich recipe? I'm stuck at just bombs and a Pyro in a bucket, PLEASE HELP!!!

    • @krm6255
      @krm6255 Před 8 lety +51

      Medicine, Demo's eye, and "Meat".

    • @CertainlyCaro
      @CertainlyCaro Před 8 lety +10

      +Drellux EXCELLENT! Thank you

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal Před 8 lety +3

      +reptilan its pyro in a bucket

    • @wolsin9787
      @wolsin9787 Před 6 lety +6

      Good medicine, floor, ""Milk""

    • @zrttatertot4528
      @zrttatertot4528 Před 6 lety +16

      First you take a cup of flower and add it to the mix! Now take something sweet not sour and a bit of salt just a pinch! Baking these treats is a sinch!Take a teaspoon of balogna! add a little more and you count to 4! or you never get your FILLA!!!

  • @Knightly_Artworks
    @Knightly_Artworks Před 4 lety +7

    First thing spy said to soldier...
    "oh soldier. who will they ever find to replace you..."
    OH GOD IT HURTS RIP MAN, RES IN PEACE

  • @jadenmcdaniel6172
    @jadenmcdaniel6172 Před 2 lety +4

    Corona virus:I am unstoppable
    Nezuko:exists
    Covid 19:guess I’ll die

  • @montysgamingvideo782
    @montysgamingvideo782 Před 4 lety +23

    "I am american"
    "i am soilder"
    "i will capture my france"
    "*GOOOOOOOOD BLESSS AMERICAAAA!!!!"
    *america theme plays*

  • @paleimitator
    @paleimitator Před 8 lety +429

    _______________________________ Soldier's Comment Status: |
    "I hate France right now!" |
    --------------------------------------------------
    7 likes 1 dislike
    Comments:
    Heavy: "I like dis"

    • @ABC-tp1pe
      @ABC-tp1pe Před 8 lety +5

      Comment has deleted by CZcams France HQ

    • @sissou1973
      @sissou1973 Před 8 lety +1

      I am in France :(

    • @david-yv3hk
      @david-yv3hk Před 7 lety

      Lol

    • @zacharie5574
      @zacharie5574 Před 7 lety +3

      SPY!!!!!! boom.headshot.

    • @StilvurBee
      @StilvurBee Před 7 lety +8

      7 likes 1 dislike, the other 8 classes
      "You low-down scoundrel"

  • @pierrevulcan3683
    @pierrevulcan3683 Před 7 lety +10

    4:34 According to 'Morning Events', he is selling Demoman his own liver. That's a good deal! 'Magnificent'!

  • @mattimatronic8152
    @mattimatronic8152 Před 4 lety +28

    0:31, I feel sad....

  • @sacke1103
    @sacke1103 Před 4 lety +28

    almost 6 years later and he finally defeated the space cakes.
    wow

  • @fishum6483
    @fishum6483 Před 7 lety +173

    svetlana, sasha, oskana, sheila, natasha.

  • @therammaker
    @therammaker Před 10 lety +28

    every soilder wants a bit of france

    • @fezdalek
      @fezdalek Před 10 lety +30

      and every spy wants a bit of soldier

    • @therammaker
      @therammaker Před 10 lety +3

      Red Spy
      when translated it says: I WANNA MAKE YO HORNY

  • @MapleNephthys
    @MapleNephthys Před 4 lety +20

    RIP RICK MAY

  • @nicktheunthicc
    @nicktheunthicc Před 3 lety +3

    0:07 I didn't know soup can pyro's bucket shrink over time.

  • @southernmercy5962
    @southernmercy5962 Před 8 lety +67

    I named my dog after Heavy's gun.

    • @VideoSkaparnaSwe
      @VideoSkaparnaSwe Před 8 lety +2

      I know a guy who has a dog namned sasha too.

    • @mrpersonguy3159
      @mrpersonguy3159 Před 8 lety +2

      I named my heavy's gun after my dog

    • @analothor
      @analothor Před 8 lety +8

      +Maud Pie you don't have a dog, you have a pet rock

    • @lefleiner3408
      @lefleiner3408 Před 8 lety +1

      I was named after this gun... Just like a hell bunch of slavic sandwiches

    • @theaveragehuman378
      @theaveragehuman378 Před 8 lety +1

      Copyright killed your dog(or gaben?)

  • @GodOfTheeGames
    @GodOfTheeGames Před 10 lety +15

    Wow, so, not only Merasmus stole Demoman's eye and made it a boss to fight... But he stole his Ejaculant as well? That's just horrible...Ish.
    Heavy hate magic......

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn Před 2 lety

      Eh the bombinomic stole demo's eye

  • @lukrat9629
    @lukrat9629 Před 6 lety +34

    4:58 square dance taunt sound but that taunt was released 26.6. 2014

  • @memeguy2330
    @memeguy2330 Před 3 lety +2

    Spy one :Handsome Soldier
    Soldier:Visible confusion
    Spy two:Snort
    Soldier in mind :Ah crap
    INFINITE SPIE

  • @IsaacCollector
    @IsaacCollector Před 8 lety +395

    Nico is too OP
    pls nerf

  • @caterlac33
    @caterlac33 Před 8 lety +623

    RIP Sasha
    1 like=1 Sasha item drop

  • @commanderalpha1294
    @commanderalpha1294 Před 4 lety +19

    The game engineer was playing is like cat Mario witch has given me heart attack's

    • @justcaz6345
      @justcaz6345 Před 4 lety

      it looks like its just the first level retextured with tf2 based sprites

    • @PatrickTheGuy09
      @PatrickTheGuy09 Před 3 lety

      I want this parody

  • @C_Productions
    @C_Productions Před 4 lety +6

    So this fits finally into the wasted timeline of the unusual troubles series. References: 4:20 the two blue Spies doing weird things, 4:32 red Spy gives back Demoman's liver, which he had been going to take later in the series. Is that the correct tense form in the previous sentence?

  • @BaronNedTheFirst
    @BaronNedTheFirst Před 9 lety +164

    "Bowling Simulator IV"

  • @jakeporter3211
    @jakeporter3211 Před 8 lety +132

    In the end where there is alot of spies
    Find the demoman
    He is in that scene.

  • @jamesthewhooshbirb3715
    @jamesthewhooshbirb3715 Před 6 lety +3

    3:57 Look at Heavys face when he says Kapootus diabolus xD

  • @denke2680
    @denke2680 Před 4 lety +9

    Rip Rick May

  • @stardust-reverie
    @stardust-reverie Před 9 lety +84

    Someone please make Super Pootis Bros. a thing.

  • @DeathByAutoscroll
    @DeathByAutoscroll Před 10 lety +3

    I like the "solider has found mini-gun" joke lol!

  • @FilipV88
    @FilipV88 Před 4 lety +9

    Soldier: Engineer, deploy a teleporter here!
    Engie: nope
    Soldier: Fine I'll do it myself. 4:42

  • @harrisonmissell1716
    @harrisonmissell1716 Před 4 lety +7

    0:17 ok so the demo man is apparently me when I'm watching the downstairs tv through the upstairs railing

  • @ExecutiveSonda
    @ExecutiveSonda Před 10 lety +14

    Scout: You shall not pass! Priceless. :D

  • @LuigIan2000
    @LuigIan2000 Před 7 lety +36

    It's neat watching creators evolve

  • @russian_man78
    @russian_man78 Před 4 lety +7

    press F to pay respect to Sasha

    • @dankulafan6905
      @dankulafan6905 Před 4 lety +4

      and Rick May

    • @NXTangl
      @NXTangl Před rokem

      And Heavy didn't use his minigun in an STBlackST animation for literal years afterward.

  • @dictatornoodle1260
    @dictatornoodle1260 Před 6 lety +4

    1:25
    My hoovy-senses are tingling

  • @Kemonokami
    @Kemonokami Před 8 lety +13

    "YELLOW CAR!"

  • @jackacrawford
    @jackacrawford Před 7 lety +22

    I always love stblackst's comment section

  • @user-vw3id8oe4w
    @user-vw3id8oe4w Před 5 lety +10

    4:21 the 18+ spy xD

    • @larry-333
      @larry-333 Před 3 lety +1

      Ikr it's better if we don't get to see what they were doing it

  • @daniilbezchinskiy368
    @daniilbezchinskiy368 Před 4 lety +1

    This is it. I watched all the previous videos and this is the birth of a glorious style of the STBlackST.

  • @trtoastbrot4218
    @trtoastbrot4218 Před 7 lety +51

    1:34 when a f2p See that you got a weapon whit skin in a nutshell

  • @sarahsea1
    @sarahsea1 Před 8 lety +78

    4:20 I wonder what's behind that door?

  • @lindatorstensson9406
    @lindatorstensson9406 Před 6 lety +4

    5:01 demoman in all spies

  • @dedmos_drip
    @dedmos_drip Před 3 lety +2

    That's how unusual series started

  • @jacksepticeye1883
    @jacksepticeye1883 Před 8 lety +3

    3:36 "guns are for babies" i'd rather not give my baby a gun if i had one.

  • @FloofPuppy
    @FloofPuppy Před 8 lety +37

    0:59 For some reason, I find that funny.

    • @Zineus
      @Zineus Před 8 lety +3

      Of course. It shows you a typical idiot patriot from the USA.

    • @atomiccrusader6839
      @atomiccrusader6839 Před 8 lety +5

      I believe he meant the Cow.

    • @FloofPuppy
      @FloofPuppy Před 8 lety +3

      +Eclipse56 Exactly

    • @GatoEpico
      @GatoEpico Před 8 lety +4

      i have notice the cow stays in most videos.
      and in the last one , medic uses it to spy people

  • @MMonia77
    @MMonia77 Před 3 lety +4

    1:57 *sad on Sasha* "later" Is nice

  • @ZillyWhale
    @ZillyWhale Před 4 lety +6

    2:34 I need that game. NEED!

  • @AeroAstroid
    @AeroAstroid Před 10 lety +11

    U don't just beat heavy in a fight.

  • @krystianzdrojewski8187
    @krystianzdrojewski8187 Před 10 lety +9

    You feeling stupid? $400 to pass!

  • @SashaTheGun
    @SashaTheGun Před 5 lety +9

    1:38 R.I.P.
    Me

  • @efrainjunior2409
    @efrainjunior2409 Před 4 lety +6

    Next one: Scout's Baseball Adventures

  • @Sequencer37
    @Sequencer37 Před 9 lety +485

    2:33
    wtf is dat game?
    UPD: GUYS PLS STOP ANSWERING HERE

  • @soapegg
    @soapegg Před 9 lety +8

    Best Gmod animator i have seen so far.
    _based on frames per second_

  • @pala5280
    @pala5280 Před 5 lety +253

    I can capture france easily for Soldier if he wants...

    • @StarliahC
      @StarliahC Před 5 lety +17

      True but what about the Red army

    • @dapperfield595
      @dapperfield595 Před 4 lety +9

      Yeah except Japan bombed Pearl Harbor and now USA is pissed.

    • @TechPriest-A
      @TechPriest-A Před 4 lety +10

      @@dapperfield595 well hitler told Japan not to attack them until they take out the British

    • @creebotthegreat4159
      @creebotthegreat4159 Před 4 lety

      Ta gueule et retourne te coucher toi

    • @st4ndg4mes87
      @st4ndg4mes87 Před 4 lety +1

      Fack.

  • @low_polygon2445
    @low_polygon2445 Před 5 lety +2

    this is one of STBlack's first fight scenes. Beautiful.

  • @ntwede
    @ntwede Před 9 lety +4

    3:09 *french accent* "I'm afraid not" HAahahahahahah!

  • @Vixikats
    @Vixikats Před 10 lety +5

    Love the Banjo and Kazooi soundtrack going on in the background.

  • @Green24152
    @Green24152 Před 2 lety +2

    The origins of Soupcan Pyro.

  • @Raddaman8000
    @Raddaman8000 Před 6 lety +4

    With all the insanely awesome fight scenes we've been getting recently, it's always nice to return to where things started

  • @JohnnyTeststar
    @JohnnyTeststar Před 9 lety +15

    1:40 Maybe Sasha not kill?

  • @pineapplefarmer7352
    @pineapplefarmer7352 Před 9 lety +42

    yellow car op valve pls nerf

  • @felsby8704
    @felsby8704 Před 7 lety +8

    5:01 who else saw demoman

  • @alexhamilton3850
    @alexhamilton3850 Před 6 lety +1

    You can tell this an early StBlackSt video, because it’s too tame and the facial expressions are too calm