The Final Clinton vs. Trump Debate: The Daily Show

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  • In the final presidential debate of 2016, Donald Trump denies being a "puppet" for Vladimir Putin, and Hillary Clinton tries to discredit WikiLeaks revelations.
    Watch full episodes of The Daily Show now -- no login required: www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-sho...
    The Daily Show with Trevor Noah airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central.
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  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi Před 7 lety +1878

    "To be fair, Trump thinks all women are puppets. That's why he's always trying to stick his hand up them."
    Did anyone else go "OOOHHHHH!!" out loud at that?

    • @emeraldkat2167
      @emeraldkat2167 Před 7 lety +34

      Yeah and at 1 am and sitting on my back porch, I may have woken a couple neighbors... oops! haha!

    • @vetonrecica5558
      @vetonrecica5558 Před 7 lety +3

      What-If Machine I did.

    • @kimdanielthorkildsen7659
      @kimdanielthorkildsen7659 Před 7 lety +31

      I almost chocked on my drink when I heard it

    • @tylerjhunter
      @tylerjhunter Před 7 lety +4

      You mean like the entire audience? Did you watch the clip?

    • @alexmaninga5447
      @alexmaninga5447 Před 7 lety +13

      I definitely did! Trevor is a savage.

  • @Shady_Fungus
    @Shady_Fungus Před 7 lety +765

    Calling it now. If Trump becomes president he's gonna run for god next. The man thinks he can do no wrong.

    • @edwinplayer
      @edwinplayer Před 7 lety +60

      he's gonna ask god for his/her/its birth certificate.

    • @sweetjaysus4507
      @sweetjaysus4507 Před 7 lety +9

      i think tumblr would like thank you for not assuming god's gender

    • @ChernobyLime
      @ChernobyLime Před 7 lety +1

      "Calling it now. When Trump becomes president he's gonna run for god next. The man thinks he can do no wrong."
      FTFY

    • @loserman123able
      @loserman123able Před 7 lety +6

      ChernobyLime uh, no

    • @crazycutz8072
      @crazycutz8072 Před 7 lety

      run for God og Good.. ? :D

  • @iamdokTrin
    @iamdokTrin Před 7 lety +94

    "You're the puppet! No, YOU'RE the puppet!...Truthfully Donald Trump thinks all women are puppets and that's why he's always trying to stick his hand up them."
    *just fell off my chair and my side's hurting from laughing*

  • @elimartin3982
    @elimartin3982 Před 3 lety +49

    Wow, that comment about him not excepting the election results really didn’t age well

    • @guguy00
      @guguy00 Před rokem +3

      Actually, it aged perfectly. I mean, he literally revealed his disdane for the democratic process if he didn't win (and somehow he won the election), so it aged incredibly well.

  • @mohammedhussain4907
    @mohammedhussain4907 Před 7 lety +2182

    "That's why he's always trying to stick his hand up them."
    Somewhere far away, in a distant galaxy, Jon Stewart wipes a tear whispering: "I'm proud of you Trevor"

    • @LinkinPark4ever79
      @LinkinPark4ever79 Před 7 lety +61

      Man, that burn was so on point

    • @TheBrianJ
      @TheBrianJ Před 7 lety +59

      It's amazing to see how perfect in the role Trevor Noah is now, compared to when he first started as host and you could tell he was nervous and still trying to find his voice.

    • @JoelYancey
      @JoelYancey Před 7 lety +4

      I had exactly the same thought when I heard that!

    • @roryokane5907
      @roryokane5907 Před 7 lety +32

      Jon Stewart da real Obi-Wan-Kenobi.

    • @LinkinPark4ever79
      @LinkinPark4ever79 Před 7 lety +31

      TheBrianJ He started out great, and now he's even better
      "I never imagined that I would have two things, an indoor toilet, and a job as host of The Daily Show. And now I have both. And I'm comfortable with one of them" 😂

  • @supershinigami1
    @supershinigami1 Před 7 lety +900

    She destroyed him so much at that debate stage. There's no way he can recover from that.

    • @youthought5488
      @youthought5488 Před 7 lety +42

      says who?

    • @supershinigami1
      @supershinigami1 Před 7 lety +53

      When it touches the wrong hole common sense

    • @TeamHeroTv
      @TeamHeroTv Před 7 lety +18

      lol paid Hillary bot, trump wins... next 3 days "hillary hillary hillary".... oh hillary won. Its stupid propaganda

    • @peterj.rosario5310
      @peterj.rosario5310 Před 7 lety +43

      anyone with a functional brain

    • @youthought5488
      @youthought5488 Před 7 lety +10

      supershinigami1 joke went over your head

  • @AmeeliaK
    @AmeeliaK Před 7 lety +438

    I start to understand why Jon Stewart chose Trevor Noah to replace him. He's getting better and better.

    • @oldchicken2
      @oldchicken2 Před 7 lety +2

      Ameelia K still not very good though

    • @ranaosman1393
      @ranaosman1393 Před 7 lety +22

      Running on Empty Neither was Jon during his first few years

    • @hebamadi265
      @hebamadi265 Před 5 lety +2

      Good choice 💖👏🏻👍🏻

    • @baswdc2165
      @baswdc2165 Před 4 lety +4

      @@garyark1291 I'm sorry, you watch the Daily Show to learn? I don't think you're watching the show for the right reasons.

    • @AlexDeLarge1
      @AlexDeLarge1 Před 4 lety +1

      Gary Ark
      I wouldn’t expect John Oliver to be as funny, since his comedy comes more from pointing out the absolute absurdity and bizarre contradictions in our political system, and other countries’ political systems. John Oliver is great if you like laughing at the existential fact that we are fucked.

  • @TessaLeigh
    @TessaLeigh Před 7 lety +69

    Trump did just go full-blown crazy. Damn. Thought he may have actually learned something from the previous two debates. Nope. Still effing cray cray.

    • @rodney9925
      @rodney9925 Před 7 lety +8

      What Trump is saying is true and I've checked.

    • @joshuamartyn3987
      @joshuamartyn3987 Před 7 lety +2

      Rodney yeah your actually right there's no guarantee that Russia did anything

    • @Theproclaimed
      @Theproclaimed Před 7 lety

      Rodney he lies in every speech

  • @SeansPiano
    @SeansPiano Před 7 lety +950

    1000 views in 5 minutes? This video is RIGGED!!!

  • @Muk1R1
    @Muk1R1 Před 7 lety +1201

    This just in : The bathrooms in Trump towers will hence forth be renamed - #Nastywoman" and #Badhombres

    • @TheJeweledBird
      @TheJeweledBird Před 7 lety +5

      Lol!

    • @seeamerica1
      @seeamerica1 Před 7 lety +38

      Breaking news: In retaliation for Trump's anti-media remarks, the media has secretly programmed all of the Trump toilet bowls to make a sniffling sound after flushing

    • @flaggerify
      @flaggerify Před 7 lety +7

      You stole that from George Takei. :-P

    • @cachetona4794
      @cachetona4794 Před 7 lety +4

      IM CRYING LMAO

    • @dandy3082
      @dandy3082 Před 7 lety

      Muk1R1 From now on deleting your emails will be called taking a CrookedHillary.

  • @AlexDeLarge1
    @AlexDeLarge1 Před 7 lety +44

    Who else clicks the DELETE INTERNET button on the off chance that it will actually work this time?

    • @rjmramos1534
      @rjmramos1534 Před 4 lety

      This would be the rebirth of Media Seriuousity and democracy

  • @timmysinvestments3110
    @timmysinvestments3110 Před 7 lety +378

    Do you want my opinion on this?
    I will keep you in suspense.

    • @classytmc
      @classytmc Před 7 lety +2

      Hahahahahahahahaha!

    • @awesomeguy9573
      @awesomeguy9573 Před 7 lety

      LMAO W

    • @dhartmahmed50
      @dhartmahmed50 Před 7 lety +44

      Do you want my opinion on this comment?
      Keeep going. I got something huge for you!
      THE GREAT WALL OF MEXIMERICA
      __________________________________________________________________________
      You got past!?
      Well I've had my tic-tacs, so here is my answer
      I will keep you in suspense

    • @wesleyem3
      @wesleyem3 Před 7 lety +4

      Dhart M Ahmed You are a genius my friend. 😂

    • @dallynmatheson3609
      @dallynmatheson3609 Před 7 lety

      Hostile Hero

  • @gordypatsgordypats5380
    @gordypatsgordypats5380 Před 7 lety +513

    uk here
    Trump was awful.

    • @diarmuidmarsden7752
      @diarmuidmarsden7752 Před 7 lety +3

      Gordypats Gordypats
      Yup. Watched it live till 3am.

    • @MasterPpv
      @MasterPpv Před 7 lety +16

      Gordypats Gordypats US here.
      We know.

    • @diarmuidmarsden7752
      @diarmuidmarsden7752 Před 7 lety +10

      ***** the fuck is that supposed to mean?

    • @davebuchan81
      @davebuchan81 Před 7 lety +15

      +The GoatYou what? There are only about 5% Muslims here, and we basically get along fine.No new laws only for them, no "no go areas".UK politics isn't better in principle, we have awful cunts too. Just nothing to do with Islam.

    • @gordypatsgordypats5380
      @gordypatsgordypats5380 Před 7 lety +1

      The Goat
      goat youre gonna love this.95percent of expat yanks over here wont vote for Trump..
      lm a Brit, by the way and but can see why.

  • @Taxrenn93
    @Taxrenn93 Před 7 lety +1565

    Oh my God I just noticed what Hillary did throughout these debates. In the first she wore red, in the second she wore blue, and in the third she wore white. A bit on the nose, don't you think, Hillary?

    • @genessab
      @genessab Před 7 lety +154

      Taxrenn93 I liked it, they were all pretty dresses and the flag metaphor is on point :p

    • @tonfiselier1818
      @tonfiselier1818 Před 7 lety +37

      Taxrenn93 Well spotted. Trump did the same thing with his ties (second debate blue with white stripes).

    • @maurice4348
      @maurice4348 Před 7 lety +129

      if you only just noticed now it wasnt that on the nose was it?

    • @andrewowens92
      @andrewowens92 Před 7 lety +4

      Taxrenn93, also no flag pin in all the debates

    • @chrish1857
      @chrish1857 Před 7 lety +26

      Taxrenn93 The same colors as...Russia's flag

  • @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod

    I actually hesitated to click the "delete the internet" button. Lol.

  • @eliasmalmberg316
    @eliasmalmberg316 Před 3 lety +4

    9:52 . 4 years later and the same questions

  • @plcthelegacy4131
    @plcthelegacy4131 Před 7 lety +373

    He said The emmys were rigged.
    "Should have gotten it."
    I swear, if I didn't know him, I'd call him a smart @ss.

    • @mr.lucario1525
      @mr.lucario1525 Před 7 lety +42

      he almost seems like a living SNL impression

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 Před 7 lety +26

      In reality he's just an ass.

    • @w1987g
      @w1987g Před 7 lety +1

      Kami?

    • @jwitherspoon8885
      @jwitherspoon8885 Před 7 lety +3

      I died. I didn't watch the debate and it caught me way off guard.

    • @SabishiiFury
      @SabishiiFury Před 7 lety

      I'm sorry, is there a joke hidden somewhere in that phrase? I'm not a native.

  • @familyaccount6491
    @familyaccount6491 Před 7 lety +648

    I love Trevor's African accent.

    • @xxCrazy101xx
      @xxCrazy101xx Před 7 lety +32

      he makes a face that goes with it too which makes it extra funny

    • @welliguess3476
      @welliguess3476 Před 7 lety +11

      Chad Aoun **South African

    • @TheMoviePlanet
      @TheMoviePlanet Před 7 lety +31

      No he means the accent he puts on when impersonating a stereotypical African

    • @Codiliabra
      @Codiliabra Před 7 lety +21

      I love his actual South African accent and his impersonation of a "typical" African. But I adore his Nelson Mandela accent.

    • @ReactwithRandy
      @ReactwithRandy Před 7 lety +10

      his accent is south African. all african have different accent depending on what region you come from in africa.

  • @EdgarMartinez-pd2rt
    @EdgarMartinez-pd2rt Před 7 lety +40

    THIS COMMENT SECTION IS RIGGED

  • @zahraabahzad4164
    @zahraabahzad4164 Před 3 lety +5

    He IS SAYING THE SAME SHIT 4 YEARS LATER

  • @timgersh6787
    @timgersh6787 Před 7 lety +896

    do not take a shot every time trump says something stupid or you liver will shut down

    • @chrismartindale9737
      @chrismartindale9737 Před 7 lety +30

      You'd be passed out in 5 minutes.

    • @Xaphnir
      @Xaphnir Před 7 lety

      tim gersh I had a beer and took a drink every time either one said something dumb. I finished it in about 5 minutes.

    • @tenorsaxophone2012
      @tenorsaxophone2012 Před 7 lety +9

      Chris Martindale 5 mins is an optimistic number

    • @unknownsample4801
      @unknownsample4801 Před 7 lety +7

      you would be dead before the trump decided to run for president.

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers Před 7 lety +2

      tim gersh I think we all put a moratorium on drinking games based on the debate.

  • @sfishy5540
    @sfishy5540 Před 7 lety +168

    I love how Trevor left South Africa but took South Africa's political maturity with him

    • @claywilson6149
      @claywilson6149 Před 7 lety +36

      Oh God!! I'm South African ...and I have to agree. BUT...If you guys knew the scandalous bullshit happening in our country right now..your election would be like a kiddy's television show . Sorry but we got liars ,murderers and thieves grandstanding at a colossal scale. The lies flow like sour milk. Trevor would not get away with half the shit he can say there by you guys . No man ..down here we love our great president Jacob Zuma and everythings just peachy . You didn't hear from me and I wasn't here.

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 Před 7 lety +14

      Does America really get to call other countries politics immature at the moment?

    • @pjreed9136
      @pjreed9136 Před 7 lety +6

      shaun kearley so Trevor can't make a mockery of our political system, but Trump can?

    • @liberallarry847
      @liberallarry847 Před 7 lety

      i thought he was being sincere

    • @ohbbyilikeitrawr
      @ohbbyilikeitrawr Před 7 lety +1

      Clay Wilson between trump and Hillary they tick all boxes of liars, thieves, murderers.

  • @abhijitha8150
    @abhijitha8150 Před 6 lety +17

    this is funny to listen to a year later and knowing the results, how everything changed in the blink of an eye.

  • @Crazy_Diamond_75
    @Crazy_Diamond_75 Před 7 lety +31

    "The bad _snifffff_ drugdealers..." Lol!

  • @RyanHellyer
    @RyanHellyer Před 7 lety +229

    The "Delete Internet" button is broken.

    • @EricBurbeck
      @EricBurbeck Před 7 lety +2

      hahaha, this really made my morning. thanks, ryan hellyer!

    • @bobbyde_pressed4023
      @bobbyde_pressed4023 Před 7 lety +7

      It's alright. Vote for Trump. He did say he wanted to "shut down" the internet a while back. Let him do that and the rest of the world won't need to see his bullshit.

    • @RyanHellyer
      @RyanHellyer Před 7 lety +30

      Perhaps they should replace the "Delete Internet" button with a "Delete Trump" button.

    • @eli6474
      @eli6474 Před 7 lety +2

      Vote Jill Stein for Freedom of Speech.
      Jill Stein was arrested for trying to assert her constitutional right of freedom of speech during the 2012 debates controlled and run by the Democrats and Republicans. The same parties that decided this would be the end of open debates after Jesse Ventura rose from 9% in the polls on labor day, to be the governor of Minnesota 60 days later, thank you tyt interviews.
      If Jill Stein were to have access to determine how we spend our military budget I guarantee we wouldn't have had 2.8 trillion dollars lost in accounting errors during one quarter of the 2015 military budget. Since 1996, the first year congress required a military audit 8.5 trillion dollars has gone unaccounted for. This is why I am supporting Jill Stein who calls for an immediate end to all non essential military spending. She says climate change is a world war 3 level threat and between 97 and 99% of our scientists agree. During this past Summer over 100 people died from heat exhaustion in one month in the middle east, all because the temperature didn't fall below 100degrees and the poor don't have access to air conditioning. And India admitted all but the end of its preventative measures towards climate change when they decided to triple oil and coal production. We need to worry more about the issues Collin Kapernick was protesting.
      It's the pointless killing of innocent civilians that he is protesting, not the flag itself and the veterans who faught for it. It's the innocent killings of Philando Castile, Tamir Rice, and the other, (reportedly, probably higher) 102 unarmed black people that were killed by police in 2015, at 5 times the rate of whites. It's a fact that over a third of all unarmed people who were killed in 2015 were black(37%) and yet they comprise only 13% of the population. It's a fact that in 2008 the United States had 12000 gun related homicides where as Japan had 11 total, not eleven thousand, 11. In 2015 we had 375 mass shootings and 41 police officers lost their lives defending our flag that is supposed to represent our country and our independence.We have a problem in the United States and it isn't someone kneeling for a song or not thinking highly enough of a flag. It's people not thinking highly enough about people or there lives.And for the record he didn't get to be the starting quarterback because he protested this way, but at least he got people talking about it. That part was my opinion btw, I think he is a very talented athlete. And if anyone disagrees that we have a problem with police shootings, I urge you to consider that hundreds of unarmed Americans of every race and ethnicity that were killed by police outnumber the number of police officers killed in the line of duty by over ten fold. The number of invaluable lives lost in the line of duty by police officers during 2015 was 130. If that is unclear the number of police fatalities in 2015 were 130 and 42 of those from gun shot. My neighbor and longtime police chief from my hometown past away in a similar manner as those 42, when he tragically decided to take his own life. I hope people can understand that life is more important than any one moment, so why in one split second, one moment, can it be so easy for someone to say I give up and one moment later, one loud gunshot later, it's all over. It's too hard to make the right decision every second of every day, and that's why I urge people to think about that before they make a decision they can never take back.
      This is why I support Jill Stein, free speech, and the constitution. 10 years ago the ruling party of Greece was polling at 4%, for the green party to remain a party, they are required by law to run a candidate.It is a crime that is being committed by our political system and our founding fathers said it so when they said no two party political system could be successful and everlasting. In Minnesota, when Jesse Ventura was allowed in the debates after labor day, polling at about 9% he was able to be elected governor 60 days later. This is why Jill Stein is not allowed in the debates that are controlled by the Democrats and Republicans who decided you need to be more popular, polling at 15%, to get in the debates. Now tell me this, would Jesse Ventura ever have been elected if he hadn't been in the debates.
      Stein had it right when she said, I'm paraphrasing, Hillary is possibly worse for the country than any one else because she says we have to maintain our no fly zone in syria, which means were going to war with Russia, according to crooked Hillary.
      Hillary was corrupted and is corrupted by money and hasn't provided me enough evidence that she serves Christ above the God of money, for which she sold her life away to try and serve. However, Trump doesn't understand why we can't use nukes and why we can't default on our debts. This is a grey area for me, I just know that what I heard from Trump, he says we need to kill the families of terrorists and torture even if it doesn't work. We need an intelligent leader who has the heart I believe trump has deep down.
      A vote for Stein is a vote for the people, for freedom, and everything our constitution and country stand for. It's what our founding fathers said, no two system political party would ever be successful and everlasting. That's why we can get an amendment through wolfpac to get money out of politics through state conventions and petition signatures. If Hillary is elected, we lose our constitutional rights.
      So please if you agree, or not, like and share this, for me or for the benefit it might bring to the victims of these atrocities. And please, if you read this, please read the comments and understand we're all the victims.

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 Před 7 lety +1

      That would be pointless. Delete him, another creature from the bowels of rotting American capitalism will arise. Clinton is the shiny plastic face of the continued scam...better than Trump, but then almost anything is. The system produces these wretched liars. The system must be deleted.

  • @mutopis
    @mutopis Před 7 lety +122

    Did Trump just uttered the word "sorry" to Monica's answering machine? Must be fake.

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr Před 7 lety +9

      mutopis wait a minute... you're right, he would not have given Monica a six either.

    • @superpantman
      @superpantman Před 7 lety +7

      mutopis *rigged

    • @waliyatv5169
      @waliyatv5169 Před 7 lety +1

      mutopis and

    • @aristotlelocke4598
      @aristotlelocke4598 Před 7 lety +2

      Clinton is a Liar and the Campaign is corrupt. The WIkileaks PROVE the entire campaign is corrupt. Anyone who can justify supporting Hillary Clinton after the revelations that Podesta sent email explaining how to allow illegal aliens to lie at the voting booth about the citizenship, or the collusion between nearly EVERY main stream media outlets and Hillary Clinton Operatives is delusional and in denial in terms the legitimacy of her campaign. The way in which the Clinton campaign has been run is nothing short the Institutional Corruption. Every notice the unfunny snarky comedians all tell the exact same Trump bashing jokes... crescendo-ing as we get to election date. FUCK CNN, FUCK MSNBC, FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS FUCK THE HILLARY CLINTON CAMPAIGN

    • @aristotlelocke4598
      @aristotlelocke4598 Před 7 lety +1

      Fuck this guy for telling American's how to run an election. This guy sucks and is bottom of barrel compared to the talent that was born out of Liberal John Stewart school of comedy. Unfunny, snarky and kind of a snobbish ass.

  • @AmerikanSkull
    @AmerikanSkull Před 7 lety +15

    "I Have the greatest temperament' he said. Does he know what that means.

  • @evilgary747
    @evilgary747 Před 7 lety +14

    I wonder if that guy was deliberately in the audience to make a joke in case Trevor actually messed up on accident.

    • @akinfemi
      @akinfemi Před 7 lety +73

      Look closely, "that guy" is also Trevor

  • @ianvonpechmann3745
    @ianvonpechmann3745 Před 7 lety +49

    I don't understand how anyone can vote for trump after his measly performance in this debate.
    He barely answered the questions that were being asked, he never gave direct counterarguments to Hillary's criticisms, and he acted like an angry child telling blatant lies left and right

    • @jackl3608
      @jackl3608 Před 7 lety +14

      sadly those deplorable xenophobic undereducated trump fans don't care about anything... like when Trump talked about growth in China and India... they wouldn't know how to process the information... seriously how would anyone with a basic understanding of economics and economy compare the growth of china nd india with that of the US. and then the termination of pregnancy at 9 months... I'm no expert in this but I think it's unadvisable and dangerous to the mother to terminate pregnancy at 9 months... Trump was full of bullshit and still many people buy into his rubbish

    • @oskarpolanski3422
      @oskarpolanski3422 Před 7 lety

      I don't think 1/2 of the people that will vote for him, will do so because they like him. They will do it because they hate the establishment. Many of them will be Bernie supporters who are angry about the Clinton Camp collaboration with the DNC to sabotage Bernie's campaign. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of Trump. But what Clinton did to Bernie is disgusting and shows that this particular part of this election was rigged. Ironically it shows that the Democrats do not have a fairly and democratically elected nominee. Sad. Though I do agree, debating is definitely not Trump's forte haha!

    • @oskarpolanski3422
      @oskarpolanski3422 Před 7 lety

      Yeah not difficult to beat him in debates haha! But that's exactly my point, 1/2 of the people won't vote for him because of what he says, they will vote for him despite his words! XD

  • @duodbzsonic
    @duodbzsonic Před 7 lety +306

    Ok I borderline hate Trump at this point but I gotta admit his response to the emies thing had me dying.

    • @danielbaugh2170
      @danielbaugh2170 Před 7 lety +1

      He should've won that :)

    • @carlosc1dbz
      @carlosc1dbz Před 7 lety

      Solar_Steel that also made me lol. Like he has a good sense of humor.

    • @danlyday7248
      @danlyday7248 Před 7 lety +6

      carlosc1dbz Trevor Noah even said a bit back that Donald Trump is just a comedian who couldn't find the right stage. or something to that effect.

    • @shewasidiq1018
      @shewasidiq1018 Před 7 lety

      Pol

    • @king_big_pp
      @king_big_pp Před 7 lety +10

      Don't feel bad. Everyone laughs at clowns.

  • @55TheInTIMidator55
    @55TheInTIMidator55 Před 7 lety +25

    7:27 might be the greatest roast of all time.

  • @TimGoudriaan
    @TimGoudriaan Před 7 lety +116

    I don't like either candidates so as a European I wish you all good luck the next four years.

    • @davidhix8134
      @davidhix8134 Před 7 lety +4

      Berry Von Heizelstoff not me bro if hillery wins I'm moving to Australia I'd rather die from a snake than nukes

    • @trigofn5965
      @trigofn5965 Před 5 lety +1

      As a South African I also wish them luck

    • @rekk1215
      @rekk1215 Před 4 lety

      lol

    • @danielg.5354
      @danielg.5354 Před 3 lety

      This aged nicely. Trump flips off the Paris agreement, started a trade war with China, got upset at Trudeau and Macron and basically said screw you to British manners, disrespecting the Queen while pissing off a bunch of Brits

    • @josselynaz6614
      @josselynaz6614 Před 3 lety

      @@davidhix8134 You can't now because Donald Trump Wall block you

  • @BiohazardBunney
    @BiohazardBunney Před 7 lety +26

    "Well that's because he'd rather have a puppet as president" DAMN.

  • @TheCommuted
    @TheCommuted Před 7 lety +53

    Did Trump dismiss democracy like we're in Egypt? Just throw it under the bus.

    • @ibrahimabdulrahman2687
      @ibrahimabdulrahman2687 Před 7 lety

      Ronald Hinchley do you live in Egypt ?

    • @TheCommuted
      @TheCommuted Před 7 lety

      Ibrahim Abdulrahman no, but apparently I can piss every one off. mass trial sentencing 100 people to death seems bad to. maybe worse than the risk of waiting 2 and a half years to elect morsi out.

    • @ibrahimabdulrahman2687
      @ibrahimabdulrahman2687 Před 7 lety +1

      Can't agree more , I live in Germany and can't even imagining coming back .. It is military hell on earth !

  • @LoveDiveChannel
    @LoveDiveChannel Před 10 měsíci +2

    Miss you so much, Trevor

  • @mieliav
    @mieliav Před 7 lety +7

    "keep them in suspense" - he just said that one of his options is not accepting the election results!!! trevor, you are right - this was the most horrific of all.

  • @FishCakeIce
    @FishCakeIce Před 7 lety +141

    It sounded like Trump actually said "hambres" (he mispronounced) which is, like, the plural of the adjective hungry? My gringo friend made the opposite mistake and was trying to pick up the waitress in a restaurant and instead of saying "Yo tengo hambre," (I have hunger) he said "Yo tengo hombre," (I have a man.) Yeah, he didn't get laid.

    • @mitchgarner4455
      @mitchgarner4455 Před 7 lety +6

      Unicorn-Town-Going-Down This is the best thing I've seen all night jajaja

    • @LeafHuntress
      @LeafHuntress Před 7 lety +13

      for bad hambres
      #tacotrucksoneverycorner

    • @bamfasaurusrex
      @bamfasaurusrex Před 7 lety

      1) Sounds like your friend dodged a bullet there, didn't he!
      2)Get out of my country.

    • @FishCakeIce
      @FishCakeIce Před 7 lety +4

      bamfasaurusrex Wow XD I was born here, so this is my country too, hombre. :)

    • @FishCakeIce
      @FishCakeIce Před 7 lety +3

      I mean, unless you live in New Zealand or something.. in which case I've never been so there's not point telling me to leave...

  • @tails512
    @tails512 Před 7 lety +57

    I suspect Trump meant "bad hombres", but he said "bad hambres". Looks like Trump is planning to address the bad hungers in the US.

    • @mikecraig2062
      @mikecraig2062 Před 7 lety +7

      tails512 I thought he said bad Harambe's

  • @SeanBrennan007
    @SeanBrennan007 Před 7 lety +4

    Trevor Noah is killing it.

  • @yoimsquirtle
    @yoimsquirtle Před 7 lety +19

    Mom: "Wow. Trump is so quiet."
    Me: "It's barely 5 minutes into the debate.."
    Mom: 😂😂 "u rite"
    ily, mom. C:

  • @futbolind
    @futbolind Před 7 lety +29

    Trevor is the only one who criticises both candidates.

    • @dr.zoidberg8666
      @dr.zoidberg8666 Před 7 lety +3

      Objective =/= Neutral

    • @koneh6666
      @koneh6666 Před 7 lety +4

      Dr. Zoidberg Well we should all strive to be more objective when it comes to politics even if you choose a side, blind following is never good.

    • @codes5218
      @codes5218 Před 7 lety +6

      REDKNIGHT he just shows the facts. Hillary was dodgy on the wiki question. her only flaw. trump had mistakes on "hombre", clarity of economy plan, and concession of when he loses... terrible.

    • @taariqm-star6162
      @taariqm-star6162 Před 7 lety +1

      You're delusional he's a troll for the Clinton's and Obama that's so obvious...

    • @xxxxmimi
      @xxxxmimi Před 7 lety

      REDKNIGHT i dont ever want trump to win but i must disagree with you... trevor doesnt dig deep into hillary at all, even during the primary he was very protective of hillary. i mean, at this point - we have to do everything we can to block trump from winning so i understand why trevor is so soft on hillary but trevor had been on hillarys side from the gate

  • @MSEDzirasa2015
    @MSEDzirasa2015 Před 7 lety +75

    Trevor Hillary wore winter white also called cream; TBH she looked super elegant and pretty...

  • @ollieanntan4478
    @ollieanntan4478 Před 7 lety +10

    Can't wait to say "Madame President!"

  • @williammoney3895
    @williammoney3895 Před 7 lety +13

    Damn I haven't seen this many crying babies since I went visiting my sister in the maternity ward.

  • @dwightkschrute1549
    @dwightkschrute1549 Před 7 lety +115

    Anyone still in doubt about Trever being able to fill J . Stewart's shoes? he pretty much dropped the mike on that one.

    • @1161ofmany
      @1161ofmany Před 7 lety +3

      Rodney Thompson I am still on the fence, I like him but don't like his "war on bullshit" being way too biased towards Hillary. I really like Trevor tho.
      Thinking about it maybe it is because Trump is so easy to crap on..

    • @squeaker3087
      @squeaker3087 Před 7 lety +10

      Rodney Thompson jon would have crushed trump too

    • @danlyday7248
      @danlyday7248 Před 7 lety +6

      Rodney Thompson I actually think it's a good thing. I think this election would have depressed him and Trevor Noah seems to keep good vibes always

    • @experiment3945
      @experiment3945 Před 7 lety

      He's too young.

    • @experiment3945
      @experiment3945 Před 7 lety +3

      I like him too. Lets hope for the best.

  • @suhashoysala3807
    @suhashoysala3807 Před 7 lety +9

    When Trevor started stuttering around 3:25, I was thinking, "Oh no, he's making a fool of himself on live TV..." but turns out that the whole thing was a set-up to the half-brother joke. Mad props, Trevor.

  • @BS_stuG
    @BS_stuG Před 7 lety +7

    The button didn't work. The internet's still here.

  • @48ilop
    @48ilop Před 7 lety +2

    Great show Trevor!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheBraunMachine2011
    @TheBraunMachine2011 Před 7 lety +63

    7:10-7:37 LMFAOO, the puppets bit had me in tears xDD

    • @IatAS
      @IatAS Před 7 lety +4

      it was like listening to my grandparrents fight :D

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz Před 7 lety +1

      and now you know why you need to vote out the current Congress and put new, young people into those seats. it's all your Grandpa and a couple of useless grandmas taking up air and water in the Capital Dome in Washington DC. Vote. Give Yourself The Government You Deserve, one that works for You and not to the Highest Bidder.

    • @TheBraunMachine2011
      @TheBraunMachine2011 Před 7 lety +1

      Kris Cros lmao yeah it was xDD

    • @davidhix8134
      @davidhix8134 Před 7 lety +1

      TheBraunMachine2011 I lost my breath I rolled in the floor

  • @PrinceCarlosTV
    @PrinceCarlosTV Před 7 lety +104

    "we have some bad ambres" what the fuck is an "ambre"????
    im a latino, and i think he meant 'hombre' (PRONOUNCED: oo-m-bree) which means 'men'

  • @insomania87
    @insomania87 Před rokem +5

    10:16 "did he really just dismiss democracy???"
    2022: well... yeah

  • @zachant4153
    @zachant4153 Před 7 lety +1

    Well done Trevor

  • @smith13514
    @smith13514 Před 7 lety +23

    HOW DOES HILLARY NOT SHOW ANY RESPONSE TO TRUMP'S COMMENTS?! I would be dying of laughter.

    • @vagingo
      @vagingo Před 7 lety

      Devan Smith she's made of steel and wires and I have it on good authority that she's a robot.

    • @wordforger
      @wordforger Před 7 lety

      She's cracked once or twice, but somehow managed to keep it together.

  • @abelmolina490
    @abelmolina490 Před 7 lety +5

    Trevor is the best at political comedy right now

  • @darryngovender7716
    @darryngovender7716 Před 7 lety +1

    Damn how did Trevor get ill so quickly, must be bad, get well soon brother!

  • @rishabhraj2332
    @rishabhraj2332 Před 7 lety +7

    Damn this is my first Trevor Noah video and after watching this, I can't believe that I didn't watch earlier!
    Great roasts sir, great roasts

  • @Fals3Agent
    @Fals3Agent Před 7 lety +12

    oh my god trevor's impressions are all so good!!

  • @StevesBoyfriend
    @StevesBoyfriend Před 7 lety +23

    You know what really pisses me off about the bad hombres thing?
    He got the syntax wrong, it's Hombres Bad.
    (Hombres malos)

    • @jcwynn4075
      @jcwynn4075 Před 7 lety +5

      'hombre' is a word in English too (derived from Spanish), so 'bad hombres' is proper syntax

    • @vincefernandez9459
      @vincefernandez9459 Před 7 lety

      Ya, THATS what pissed you off?!

    • @aristotlelocke4598
      @aristotlelocke4598 Před 7 lety +1

      Hillary Clinton is a 12 ounces of shit in a 10 ounce sock. The WIkileaks PROVE the entire campaign is corrupt. Anyone who can justify supporting Hillary Clinton after the revelations that Podesta sent email explaining how to allow illegal aliens to lie at the voting booth about the citizenship, or the collusion between nearly EVERY main stream media outlets and Hillary Clinton Operatives is delusional and in denial in terms the legitimacy of her campaign. This is nothing short the Institutional Corruption.

    • @StevesBoyfriend
      @StevesBoyfriend Před 7 lety

      Vince Fernandez
      Lol. Es una broma. Coje lo con take it easy.

  • @SciDOCMBC
    @SciDOCMBC Před 2 lety +4

    10:37 Four years later it turned out he was serious, at least at this point.

  • @glendathompson2798
    @glendathompson2798 Před 7 lety +1

    Trevor, we miss you in SA!

  • @darknessmz38
    @darknessmz38 Před 7 lety +13

    Trevor has gotten so much better damn

  • @julian2870
    @julian2870 Před 7 lety +14

    We need Trevor's half brother to show up more often

  • @nurulloalijonov7854
    @nurulloalijonov7854 Před 5 lety +7

    i honestly thought that donald becoming a president was a joke back at 2016 now look at me now, shocked, how naive i was.
    man honestly how and who would vote for him? he is literally 70 y/o kid, him saying to Hilary "no you're a puppet" just killed me. I mean who in his right mind would vote for him, man wtf is happening in this world, sad

    • @nurulloalijonov7854
      @nurulloalijonov7854 Před 3 lety

      yeah man sure, just dont forget to change your tin foil hat sometimes

  • @Greekfreak2004
    @Greekfreak2004 Před 5 lety +1

    Little did they know...

  • @ObscurialGhost
    @ObscurialGhost Před 7 lety +16

    God bless this smol human. Fucking hilarious-- the best part of my CZcams binges.

  • @mrCDM3000
    @mrCDM3000 Před 7 lety +15

    Trevor's impersonations always on point... 7:57 "I said pussy things on the bus"

  • @Unmutant
    @Unmutant Před 7 lety +17

    the delete internet button doesn't work

  • @titan4110
    @titan4110 Před 2 lety +3

    The puppet thing hits different now.

  • @96vipul
    @96vipul Před 7 lety +5

    Spot on humor......... Just love it.... Good luck America....

  • @AndresRodriguez-nl5if
    @AndresRodriguez-nl5if Před 7 lety +3

    Trevor keeps getting better and better at this. It's so fun to watch.

  • @dlbailey2012
    @dlbailey2012 Před 7 lety +1

    Great show, I watch every episode. Keep up the good work Trevor!!

  • @sumi1996mishra
    @sumi1996mishra Před 7 lety +2

    I love how unapologetically honest Trevor is. There's no sugar coating the truth with him. Brutally honest!

  • @malebomiyambu9627
    @malebomiyambu9627 Před 7 lety +3

    The fastest growing channel on CZcams , big ups Trevor

  • @johnbeauvais3159
    @johnbeauvais3159 Před 7 lety +67

    Every time they say Russian hackers I think of the "Crazy Russian Hacker" channel.

    • @jonathansins6791
      @jonathansins6791 Před 7 lety +2

      John Beauvais Boom. Wow!

    • @johnbeauvais3159
      @johnbeauvais3159 Před 7 lety +1

      SargeSprinklez21 Haha exactly

    • @dandii28
      @dandii28 Před 7 lety +9

      safety is the number 1 priority

    • @benedikta.9121
      @benedikta.9121 Před 7 lety +3

      You leak the emails and then make a sammich

    • @eagle3676
      @eagle3676 Před 7 lety +1

      robert georg watch game theory's watchdogs video, there is no safety or privacy. Also when you blame everything on Russia, people start saying "Riiiight Russia did it." Kind of like his a child blames everything on his toy bear or something

  • @HoangPham-bm1xd
    @HoangPham-bm1xd Před 7 lety +1

    You nailed it Trevor!!

  • @tracer740
    @tracer740 Před 7 lety

    Almost choking here from laughter, especially at @02:50!
    Coming up for air now, ...after mild resuscitation.

  • @slibbs2869
    @slibbs2869 Před 7 lety +19

    Trevor just keeps getting better this is his best show yet

  • @SynergyCeleste
    @SynergyCeleste Před 7 lety +34

    she's wearing cream not white!

    • @TheReddaredevil223
      @TheReddaredevil223 Před 7 lety

      Whatever...

    • @SynergyCeleste
      @SynergyCeleste Před 7 lety +1

      brionbact
      I noticed that they adjusted the color on her side and made it warmer, so that's why it appeared to be cream.

    • @bbbbadmagic6662
      @bbbbadmagic6662 Před 7 lety

      +SynergyCeleste lol

    • @bobdylan9117
      @bobdylan9117 Před 7 lety +2

      I've got the black paint for her strips!

    • @joshuamartyn3987
      @joshuamartyn3987 Před 7 lety

      Bob Dylan ohh does Hillary need some aloe cause she just got burnt

  • @IzzyIkigai
    @IzzyIkigai Před 7 lety +7

    "Shoulda gotten it though"
    That's also what Putin said about the Ukraine.

  • @sagebias2251
    @sagebias2251 Před 7 lety +1

    wow. i am supprised this show is going so well

  • @chrismartindale9737
    @chrismartindale9737 Před 7 lety +8

    Trust me, you are not the only person freaked out by Donald saying he might not accept the election results. I am terrified.

  • @dersjuanpablo7268
    @dersjuanpablo7268 Před 7 lety +3

    The puppet line murdered me 😂

  • @Ez1DD
    @Ez1DD Před 7 lety +2

    This will be known in history as "The Election where everyone loses." except we would all die from nuclear radiation before we could even record it.

  • @mistressofmusic21
    @mistressofmusic21 Před 7 lety +1

    Trevor's been killing it lately.

  • @MicahThaAnswer
    @MicahThaAnswer Před 7 lety +22

    Trump reminds me of Pearce from the show community. old, insensitive to race, gender, sexual orientation.... it's sad because I find some of what he says sooo hilarious.

    • @MicahThaAnswer
      @MicahThaAnswer Před 7 lety +2

      So True! at the end of the day, Pierce cared! Trump has no caring bone in his body... that we've seen so far...

    • @egerardo22
      @egerardo22 Před 7 lety

      Micah Louth

  • @noobyblack69
    @noobyblack69 Před 7 lety +18

    Trump is like a -2. he should be stoked with a 6

    • @factsabouturmum9250
      @factsabouturmum9250 Před 7 lety +3

      On a scale of 1-10, he fails to register.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming Před 7 lety +3

      he should be stoked with a hot poker straight from the fire.

    • @TheReddaredevil223
      @TheReddaredevil223 Před 7 lety

      I've seen uglier men than him be married to really attractive women. Why? Money. Duh.

  • @Aaaaaagnes
    @Aaaaaagnes Před 7 lety

    The internet is still here. Why must you toy with my heart, Trevor?

  • @toulousedelapoubelle5426
    @toulousedelapoubelle5426 Před 7 lety +15

    This presidential campaign in becoming more and more distasteful by the day. Let's get down to real topics please.

    • @SalvoCristopher
      @SalvoCristopher Před 7 lety +1

      Toulouse de la Poubelle won't happen. it's rigged, I mean better topics to show are now voted out and we get this sad thing

  • @chydi10
    @chydi10 Před 7 lety +21

    Waited for this. Hahaha 🤘🏼

  • @omnomnom5691
    @omnomnom5691 Před 7 lety +67

    anyone else want to see Trevor take his shirt off?

    • @jasoncarpenter4979
      @jasoncarpenter4979 Před 7 lety +1

      You don't. Trust me.

    • @omnomnom5691
      @omnomnom5691 Před 7 lety +7

      no I really do...

    • @lwbhf29
      @lwbhf29 Před 7 lety +1

      Los Angeles you will be seeing that soon enough as trump and putin ride off into the sunset, shirtless on horses.

    • @xxxxmimi
      @xxxxmimi Před 7 lety +3

      Los Angeles and pants off too

    • @Kareragirl
      @Kareragirl Před 7 lety +5

      You guys should stop objectifying him. That being said, I'd like to see his pants and underpants come off, too.

  • @ArriSparks
    @ArriSparks Před 7 lety +6

    Trumps that kid on COD calling everyone a cheater because they can't get a shot

  • @kingace6186
    @kingace6186 Před rokem +2

    Crazy how the Electoral College still appointed Trump to be the 45th POTUS, even after debates like this. That was the first time I realized that the Presidential Election can be like an oligarchical appointment masquerading as the result of a direct, first-across-the-post democracy.

  • @admiralbishop3022
    @admiralbishop3022 Před 7 lety +6

    Not once did Hilary or Trump tell us their plan in changing/helping America...

    • @terid6708
      @terid6708 Před 7 lety +5

      Were you listening to anything beyond the lies Trump keeps repeating? I doubt it.

    • @joeseward9466
      @joeseward9466 Před 7 lety

      hillary did, clearly you weren't watching.

  • @benben-ez8kh
    @benben-ez8kh Před 7 lety +15

    That was bad bad bad snniif

    • @DerpinPON3
      @DerpinPON3 Před 7 lety +1

      I assume Trump was sniffling so much because he's not use to breathing through his nose.

    • @brucepowell9252
      @brucepowell9252 Před 7 lety +3

      No he's the puppet. Because Billy Bush put bad words in his mouth.

  • @pHiLmEtAlLiFrEaK
    @pHiLmEtAlLiFrEaK Před 7 lety +1

    Daaaaamn, Trevor is on fire, i love it

  • @Dnrojas77
    @Dnrojas77 Před 7 lety +3

    That puppet joke was absolutely fantastic, thank you Trevor.

  • @ElysePearl
    @ElysePearl Před 7 lety +9

  • @xyxean
    @xyxean Před 7 lety +21

    Billy Bush made me say those things. Believe me! Everybody says so

  • @FreorgeWeasley
    @FreorgeWeasley Před 7 lety +2

    man, I really wish the nightly show was still around for the debates 😢

  • @WhatsInAName222
    @WhatsInAName222 Před rokem +3

    Loved the clip until Trevor said “Trump really doesn’t get why he is losing this election “ 😢