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  • @Chambo.Movies
    @Chambo.Movies  Před 27 dny +1390

    You can watch this movie on Prime Video: amzn.to/3W3KarV
    Name: Jarhead

  • @greenknightable
    @greenknightable Před 27 dny +31925

    You never want your NCOs enthusiastic about nothing.

    • @net343
      @net343 Před 26 dny +132

      Bro didn’t know

    • @xdfraggs
      @xdfraggs Před 26 dny +55

      😂😂😂 so fucking true

    • @ohyoga6905
      @ohyoga6905 Před 25 dny +30

      SNCO but yeah same thing goes for both😂😂

    • @xdfraggs
      @xdfraggs Před 25 dny +10

      @@ohyoga6905 weird flex, but Roger SSG Lol

    • @HundredSlot
      @HundredSlot Před 25 dny +10

      Not in the military, but i just know something is not right 😂

  • @cannabub420
    @cannabub420 Před 25 dny +13640

    When your NCOs start getting truly excited, it means one of two things; Either you're about to have a *BAD* day, or he's getting some when he gets home & unfortunately for the enlisted, it's hardly ever the second.

    • @hando-
      @hando- Před 24 dny +64

      Hardly ever

    • @Charsi_Escobar
      @Charsi_Escobar Před 24 dny +71

      @@hando-good thing that my neighbor is keeping an eye on her for me 🫡

    • @nathanwright8298
      @nathanwright8298 Před 24 dny +7

      Very true

    • @Jadiaz-ev9hm
      @Jadiaz-ev9hm Před 24 dny +19

      Lol had a DS who popped out one morning, only smoked us for about 5 minutes, then outright said, "Privates, do you know what this is? A mustache? No, it's a flavor saver." licked the damn thing then smoked us for another half hour. Was the easiest he ever took on us, so can confirm your comment is accurate lol

    • @ecghostic9066
      @ecghostic9066 Před 23 dny +5

      @@Charsi_Escobaryour neighbor definitely watching her 100% 😏

  • @blitzhunter128
    @blitzhunter128 Před 25 dny +5259

    When he acted interested that’s when you know he’s fucking around. Should have just said “No, Staff Sergent”

    • @mattjack3983
      @mattjack3983 Před 24 dny +19

      Lol them mfers have more games than Parker Brothers. SSgt would have been ready for that and caught him up with something else.

    • @definitely_not_Hirohito
      @definitely_not_Hirohito Před 22 dny

      "Sergent"

    • @maddoxkislow8947
      @maddoxkislow8947 Před 16 dny +1

      @@definitely_not_HirohitoI bet you’re fun to be around at parties

    • @definitely_not_Hirohito
      @definitely_not_Hirohito Před 16 dny +1

      @@maddoxkislow8947 You think I get invited?

    • @maddoxkislow8947
      @maddoxkislow8947 Před 9 dny +1

      @@definitely_not_Hirohito lol, nice comeback. I sorry, I just get mad when I see people correcting minor mistakes.

  • @user-zf1vd3rw8v
    @user-zf1vd3rw8v Před 27 dny +5005

    What would we do without this music playing on every other short, besides being stuck in our heads days later

    • @dabsterdad499
      @dabsterdad499 Před 26 dny +102

      Yea shit music like usual, I feel like a schizo patient everybody keeps using the same songs all the time it's annoying.

    • @doriondouglas6176
      @doriondouglas6176 Před 25 dny

      ​@@dabsterdad499 nothing worse than that stupid "Oh no" song tiktok always uses

    • @user-zf1vd3rw8v
      @user-zf1vd3rw8v Před 25 dny +4

      @@dabsterdad499 you know

    • @beebop9712
      @beebop9712 Před 25 dny +2

      Right

    • @CamelThief
      @CamelThief Před 25 dny +8

      ​@@dabsterdad499true its always terrible music

  • @physchir
    @physchir Před 27 dny +10359

    As a Marine Corps trumpeter (5541), Drill Instructor Sgt. Kirkland had me "play" taps on a few occasions in boot camp. Not laughing was the hardest part. Too funny... oorah.

    • @ruthlesstony2133
      @ruthlesstony2133 Před 26 dny +143

      We had a guy piss himself while our senior drill instructor was talking to us about our testing the next day. So while we broke into groups to go over our material, this kid had to go around to each group singing the navy hymn for about an hour. Not laughing was impossible

    • @CalvaryDeaf
      @CalvaryDeaf Před 26 dny +26

      Wait! What? Navy Hymn? As far as I know the United States Marine Corps is the only service that has its own hymn

    • @Powergenetic
      @Powergenetic Před 25 dny +58

      Nothing to do with military music but as you're a guy in the military I'm sure you'll find this story quite funny, it's not my own but a friend of mine but I still like to share it.
      Everyone knows that lots of funny shit goes on in the military so I asked my friend, a former veteran, whats the funniest story he had from his time training. It of course involved an instructor but not in the way you might expect. This instructor was apparently even more of a hard ass than was typical of other instructors, big dude with a lazy eye and an angry face. My friend said the guy was like a hall monitor just always looking for reasons to yell at someone and when there was no reason to yell he'd make something up so he could yell.
      One day my friend was outside doing some form of punishment by a fountain with a group of fellow recruits when this instructor came steaming over. He started shouting at one of the recruits for not working fast enough which is when the recruit yelled back "sir, are you yelling at me or the fountain, sir!"
      My friend said it was the only time he saw the instructors break character so to speak as they started giggling and looking away. Even the angry instructor had to turn away to chuckle and he actually didn't punish the dude for his remark, just told him to get back to work while he struggled to hold back laughter.
      Apologies if I get any ranks/army speak wrong. I never served.

    • @twolegmike
      @twolegmike Před 25 dny +12

      See i was gonna like your comment, but then you said oorah

    • @chantdemort5464
      @chantdemort5464 Před 25 dny +8

      It's not oorah......it's just rah....take my dislike.

  • @rickysaucedo5002
    @rickysaucedo5002 Před 24 dny +873

    Jamie Fox really owned that role as a Staff Sargeant

    • @geoffsmith76
      @geoffsmith76 Před 24 dny +8

      He damn sure did!

    • @andrewfalconer8599
      @andrewfalconer8599 Před 19 dny +6

      He owns every role he does.

    • @ColeMD17
      @ColeMD17 Před dnem

      Jamie Foxx is the shit, dude. Super talented, comes off as a total badass, but he's also funny as hell.

  • @mattd4378
    @mattd4378 Před 27 dny +2760

    Electro and Mysterio in the multiverse

  • @eddyrodriguez6909
    @eddyrodriguez6909 Před 25 dny +511

    The movie is called JARHEAD he’s not in the army

    • @Scoobydoo22228
      @Scoobydoo22228 Před 24 dny +12

      No shit…

    • @YaBoiGingE
      @YaBoiGingE Před 24 dny

      ​@@Scoobydoo22228 lol dumbass he's talking about how the title says "Army"

    • @justinjackson7179
      @justinjackson7179 Před 24 dny +5

      Couldn't tell by the Marine symbol thxs😊

    • @JustDecaf
      @JustDecaf Před 24 dny +15

      ​@justinjackson7179 99% sure he is referring to the description they used for the short.

    • @justinjackson7179
      @justinjackson7179 Před 24 dny

      @@JustDecaf never assume

  • @chubbinsmoth9476
    @chubbinsmoth9476 Před 26 dny +746

    Trumpets are old school, get me a saxophonist who can do one of those awesome saxophone solos and I’ll fight till I die

    • @Qwertyuiopaz
      @Qwertyuiopaz Před 25 dny +10

      I personally think they should bring an entire live band to play music to hype the soldiers up.

    • @Mech.01
      @Mech.01 Před 24 dny +1

      @@Qwertyuiopazall we need is high quality ear buds and free bird playing on repeat

    • @Random_UserName4269
      @Random_UserName4269 Před 24 dny +3

      There was a bagpiper on Normandy that just went into battle with bagpipes.
      The story goes that the Germans didn’t shoot ‘em cause they thought he was crazy.

    • @YoungGrizzy559
      @YoungGrizzy559 Před 24 dny +1

      Play some 'Careless Whisper' ON GOD ill fight till the end, "TONIGHT THE MUSIC SEEMS SO LOUD, MAYBE WE CAN LOSE THIS CROWD, BUT MAYBE, ITS BETTER THIS WAY...." OOOORAAA

    • @dominicdragoni4215
      @dominicdragoni4215 Před 23 dny +1

      @@Random_UserName4269some damn bagpipes will get me going u couldn’t kill me my uncle had bagpipes at his funeral i was ready for war

  • @gruzi.
    @gruzi. Před 25 dny +228

    “Why are we in a recruiting shortage???”

    • @angeldust3232
      @angeldust3232 Před 24 dny

      Millennials and Gen Z aren’t into that tear em down build em up Bullshit. America stuck in the past. The new generations ain’t having it. They told the government to fight your own battles.

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan Před 24 dny +10

      Lol that was not even close to a problem when this movie came out

    • @ewancarey5847
      @ewancarey5847 Před 23 dny +66

      ​@@Gameprojordan yes but it's this behaviour that's caused one lol. People join, get treated like this, then leave. Shit is so unprofessional.

    • @rainphantom7024
      @rainphantom7024 Před 23 dny +13

      @@ewancarey5847if you can’t handle that then you can’t handle a battlefield. By design it weeds out the weakest links. And before you try to make a defense just realize it’s comparing embarrassment and stress to literal gunfire and comrades dying in front of you. Anyone unable to handle and NCO messing with them will never be able to handle it when we’re faced with a threat

    • @ewancarey5847
      @ewancarey5847 Před 23 dny +58

      @@rainphantom7024 interesting idea, except uno. This sort of behaviour was entirely banned in all militaries in ww1 and ww2 and would immediately have you court marshalled, especially in the UK. Its only post Vietnam that this sort of stuff has been happening more and more. Nice theory tho bro, but has zero basis in reality. Did people mess about back then? Sure yes. Were people wasting time to this degree. No.
      This behaviour is the very reason why the US military is full of non professionals and dregs for the most part. Anyone who has self respect and is professional ends up leaving because of this behaviour and often ends up joining PMC's. Why do you think the US military has a huge and critical lack of any engineers atm? Cause they just ain't paid enough to also put up with being treated like shit. So instead what the US military does is hire a bunch of people who would otherwise be on the street with zero options.
      Willingly getting yelled at by some punk, and being able to handle fire are to very entirely different things lol. Why else do you think the US army fails to win in almost every single 1 to 1 combat test against most other members of Nato?
      When it's the same men and equipment, they often fail to come out on top against not all but many of the nato countries? Why..... because of dodgy army professionalism leading for any experienced people to leave. Giving you only the worst members remaining.

  • @adamorick2872
    @adamorick2872 Před 25 dny +22

    And the leadership wonders why they don't want to reenlist

    • @justinjackson7179
      @justinjackson7179 Před 24 dny

      The weak get wash out

    • @justinjackson7179
      @justinjackson7179 Před 24 dny

      The weak get washed out. And this is nothing compared to the real thing. It is like a comedy

    • @AngelLopez-gq7jy
      @AngelLopez-gq7jy Před 24 dny +15

      @@justinjackson7179 yeah and nowadays recruitment is at an all time low

    • @stephentarantino1313
      @stephentarantino1313 Před 22 dny +12

      ​@@justinjackson7179 Hey pal dying for oil don't make you cool. No matter what uncle Sam force fed you as a kid.

    • @anthonytamez170
      @anthonytamez170 Před 21 dnem

      ​@@justinjackson7179lmao keep telling yourself that.thats why military is scrambling to get people to enlist more than ever.americans are finally realizing their lives aren't worth giving up for rich old white men.

  • @Firebourn94
    @Firebourn94 Před 25 dny +133

    If you in the Military and somebody ask you a question You best be thinking Why is he asking me this question?

    • @Unknown_Ooh
      @Unknown_Ooh Před 22 dny +1

      If you are lower enlisted enough you aren't getting any fucking answer

  • @thenovicewhispers
    @thenovicewhispers Před 23 dny +107

    NBC: Why won't young people volunteer for the military?
    The military:

    • @thomast8539
      @thomast8539 Před 23 dny

      Bzzz. Wrong answer. Well, mostly. The real reason is young people no longer believe in the United States as a country. They have accepted the lies and hope that we become something else entirely, regardless of how it comes about and no matter what it costs.

    • @HvacHeathen
      @HvacHeathen Před 19 dny +1

      The military is soft as fuck now bro 😂

    • @aidymacBrago
      @aidymacBrago Před 2 dny

      ​@@HvacHeathen the only people who say this never served in the first place lol

    • @HvacHeathen
      @HvacHeathen Před 2 dny

      @@aidymacBrago I mean that may be true but you can see videos and hear from people who have served recently or are serving currently. It’s definitely become wayyy softer. Kinda crazy of you to argue it has not gotten softer. Are you aware of the world we live in? You don’t think trans peoples pronouns are respected in the military? You don’t think gay people are accepted? You think it’s still okay to yell at a woman? Maybe in some places or branches but in general it seems things have gotten way softer 🤷 I don’t get the argument bro

    • @aidymacBrago
      @aidymacBrago Před 2 dny

      @HvacHeathen
      1. Trans people represent such a miniscule percentage of the military that their impact on combat effectiveness cannot be measured, that comes from a 20 year Marine Corps First Sergeant I did a course with.
      2. Gay people have always served in the US Military on a decent scale and they have not negatively impacted combat effectiveness.
      3. Women get yelled at in the military, it happens, women have been serving in the US military in a growing number for the past century, and have taken an increasing amount of roles in the past 20 years, which coincidentally has seen wars where the US has taken considerably fewer casualties than our adversaries.
      The military only appears to be growing softer because we are at PEACE, the National Defence Ribbon stopped being handed out in December of 2022. We have next to no combat deployements unless you're special forces. So while it SEEMS like the military is softer make no mistake, this was the same shit that was said about the military going into the Gulf War, it had been 20 years since Vietnam with relatively small scale engagements between, and was also being said in the 90s leading up to the 2003 Invasion of Iraq, Desert Storm was so quick alot of guys never saw combat. They also said these things prior to WW1 and WW2, hell its where the nickname "doughboys" came from cause the Brits thought American soldiers would be soft.
      So just remember that what you see on social media barely even resembles part of the truth, the American military still has sharp teeth and a long reach.

  • @yipdog103
    @yipdog103 Před 24 dny +58

    One time a drill sergeant made me sing “in the end” by linkin park because he was a fan of the song.

  • @jessa1895
    @jessa1895 Před 23 dny +17

    Believe it or not this is how we show love in the Marine Corps.

  • @_nenju
    @_nenju Před 24 dny +15

    i like how they make movies warning people to never join the military

  • @ThereForWar
    @ThereForWar Před 19 dny +3

    “Thank you Steph sergeant!”😂

  • @matthewjoga
    @matthewjoga Před 24 dny +38

    Former Marine Corps Clarinet Instrumentalist here (5534). My Drill Instructor had me stand up during morning chow and play my banana peel like a clarinet in front of the whole company. My go-to song was the Monster's Inc song 😅
    Edit: After that incident, which happened near the beginning of boot camp, I refused to get bananas for the rest of boot camp

    • @RobertMc0811
      @RobertMc0811 Před 23 dny +3

      I used to play with my banana during firewatch

  • @kitsunehouse3504
    @kitsunehouse3504 Před 21 dnem +4

    The moment his eyes sparkled with enthusiasm at the thought of playing thr bugle, those who know knew it was already over for him.

  • @noyb12345
    @noyb12345 Před 24 dny +19

    When your NCO grins at you you know you're in trouble 😂😂😂

  • @ebeneezerscrooge2942
    @ebeneezerscrooge2942 Před 25 dny +30

    Good times. 2004/2005 is like a dream now.

    • @M.TTT.
      @M.TTT. Před 24 dny

      yeahh, simpler times

  • @Dj265Nav
    @Dj265Nav Před 27 dny +291

    "You don't have to be Chuck Mangoni." Most people don't know the reference, but it's good. 😅

    • @bradescobar2542
      @bradescobar2542 Před 26 dny +22

      If you watched king of the hill Chuck Mangione is a well known recurring character

    • @HussOnTheBeat
      @HussOnTheBeat Před 25 dny +5

      ​@@bradescobar2542A man of culture

    • @painful-Jay
      @painful-Jay Před 25 dny +5

      Is that some humble brag that you know the name of a prominent jazz musician? Anyone who had high school marching band has heard of him and his legendary fluegelhorn playing. Or just saw him on king of the hill.

    • @jefferymccormick3380
      @jefferymccormick3380 Před 25 dny

      ​@@painful-Jay I'm here from king of the hill lol

    • @spudwickthrockmorton2112
      @spudwickthrockmorton2112 Před 24 dny +1

      @@bradescobar2542livin in the wal*mart

  • @kaseyannettefuller4445
    @kaseyannettefuller4445 Před 21 dnem +2

    He sounded great I don’t think he should have stopped him

  • @alexwilson9940
    @alexwilson9940 Před 25 dny +10

    "Kenny g or sum shit"

  • @danielwojcik6904
    @danielwojcik6904 Před 27 dny +108

    Yes, Im still here staff sergeant😢

  • @Epok97
    @Epok97 Před 22 dny +2

    The wrong answer, the worst thing he can possibly say, the thing that will fuck up his day: “ sir, Kenny G plays the saxophone”

  • @josephfelix7451
    @josephfelix7451 Před 25 dny +4

    This is probably the best part and a part ALOT of people who had a instructor related too lol

  • @shekharmoona544
    @shekharmoona544 Před 24 dny +10

    Technically there is a musuc option in the Marine Corps. It's extremely hard to get into.

    • @lilglitch8956
      @lilglitch8956 Před 23 dny +2

      Yea I was gonna say it still is a thing in I think every branch to have music

  • @randomclipsmilitary9056
    @randomclipsmilitary9056 Před 27 dny +148

    Its not the U.S Army you goofball its the USMC

    • @captainrex5137
      @captainrex5137 Před 25 dny +2

      Hence the name "Jarhead"

    • @2plusdarkness
      @2plusdarkness Před 25 dny +4

      It’s also not “Steph Sergeant” this was AI made. There’s no goofball to correct

    • @Liv1nMohawk
      @Liv1nMohawk Před 22 dny

      ​@@captainrex5137he's talking about the description in the video

    • @abebuckingham8198
      @abebuckingham8198 Před 22 dny

      Right, he's not ready for the army so he's in the marines instead. It's for dumbasses.

  • @kriskris5543
    @kriskris5543 Před 14 dny

    Jamie Foxx is simply one of the best and most underrated actors

  • @Arxcon1
    @Arxcon1 Před 21 dnem +2

    Staff Sergeant ❌
    Steph Sergeant ✅

    • @captainwhitworth
      @captainwhitworth Před 15 dny +1

      Clearly some incompetent foreigner made this short.

    • @vauxittt
      @vauxittt Před 12 dny

      ​@@captainwhitworthit's auto captions

    • @captainwhitworth
      @captainwhitworth Před 12 dny

      @@vauxittt right and if a native English speaker sat down and previewed the video they wouldn't detect this?

    • @vauxittt
      @vauxittt Před 11 dny

      @@captainwhitworth they could just not care and not preview the clip before posting it

  • @kylewoodley880
    @kylewoodley880 Před 25 dny +3

    Jamie fox best performance

  • @banjoman2957
    @banjoman2957 Před 24 dny +12

    He wasn't going to the army. He was going into the marines

    • @abebuckingham8198
      @abebuckingham8198 Před 22 dny +1

      Right, because he's not ready for the army. He's still chewing on crayons.

    • @robertisham5279
      @robertisham5279 Před 21 dnem

      @@abebuckingham8198 Yeah the marines are a joke.

  • @albertdio420
    @albertdio420 Před 23 dny

    Jamie fox has never done a bad film in my eyes and hes even in my top 10 favorite films more than once

    • @Danieljosol
      @Danieljosol Před 22 dny

      Amazing Spiderman 2, but to be fair that aint his fault

  • @yellxbxn3
    @yellxbxn3 Před 24 dny +3

    Mysterio and Electro💀

  • @lancez0311
    @lancez0311 Před 25 dny +21

    Brother Army and Marines are different. He’s not ready for the “Marines”.
    Army stands for “Ain’t Ready for Marines Yet”

    • @topwaterjay
      @topwaterjay Před 25 dny +1

      Oohrah

    • @charlesnaef5378
      @charlesnaef5378 Před 25 dny +3

      Nah dawg it's "Airforce rejected me yesterday"

    • @nunyabidnes6010
      @nunyabidnes6010 Před 24 dny +2

      ​@@topwaterjay cringrah

    • @IronOgre
      @IronOgre Před 24 dny

      Well he's an actor who focuses on looking good, so I'd say he fits the marines better than army.
      Make sure to pin your lil sleevies so you're ready for them fat girls 😂

    • @BrotherBozeman
      @BrotherBozeman Před 23 dny

      Eat crayons battle buddy

  • @adamm.6595
    @adamm.6595 Před 27 dny +80

    Yeah... USMC. Not the same thing...

    • @mordredstein9553
      @mordredstein9553 Před 24 dny

      Might as well be. Both are struggling to recruit and lowering standards. Both recruit kids too dumb to know better. Both spent a decade sending our sons to die in the sand for arms trafficking and heroin. Both attract psychopathic people who want to kill. I could go on...

  • @davidram2323
    @davidram2323 Před 26 dny +29

    You better change the description from US Army to USMC. They will find you

  • @kevinbazarek
    @kevinbazarek Před 24 dny +1

    legit the best military movie by a country mile

  • @IronOgre
    @IronOgre Před 24 dny +3

    God almighty, seeing the knuckledraggers desperate to point out that hes in Marine Boot 😂

    • @JohnnyDanger0us
      @JohnnyDanger0us Před 22 dny +1

      And it's comedy to see the crayon eaters use the Internet correctly

  • @johndouglass3377
    @johndouglass3377 Před 26 dny +38

    So what ever a drill Sargent is going to tell you is bull shit.

    • @raymondcruz2686
      @raymondcruz2686 Před 25 dny +5

      Worse, that’s your Staff Sgt. Drill Instructor you’ll get through in a few months, just grit your teeth and deal. Alternatively, You might get stuck with your SSgt for 4+ Years 😂

  • @moonnrocks9973
    @moonnrocks9973 Před 25 dny +2

    Some people should never be given power

  • @max2082
    @max2082 Před 21 dnem

    I've said it once and I'll say it again this is one of my favorite Jamie Foxx roles he's done. 😂🔥

  • @user-sb4hv9io4q
    @user-sb4hv9io4q Před 26 dny +5

    Yup he’s not ready for the army cause he’s a marine they are very different

  • @darrellzazueta9081
    @darrellzazueta9081 Před 23 dny +4

    He's not in the army, he's in the Marines. Anyone can be in the army but not anyone can be a marine.

    • @JohnnyDanger0us
      @JohnnyDanger0us Před 22 dny +3

      😂😂😂😂 just say you eat crayons it's much easier

    • @darrellzazueta9081
      @darrellzazueta9081 Před 22 dny

      @@JohnnyDanger0us wow you really outted yourself huh? Now everyone will know you are a loser 🤣😂 hahaha

    • @darrellzazueta9081
      @darrellzazueta9081 Před 22 dny

      @@JohnnyDanger0us wow you really just outted yourself huh? It's just easier to just call yourself a moron 😂

    • @darrellzazueta9081
      @darrellzazueta9081 Před 22 dny

      @@JohnnyDanger0us look everyone it's a loser 🤣 boo this man lmao

    • @darrellzazueta9081
      @darrellzazueta9081 Před 22 dny

      @@JohnnyDanger0us look everyone, this guy hates himself 😂🤣

  • @johnhoyne5825
    @johnhoyne5825 Před 23 dny

    The caption killed me😂 they're in marine boot camp.

  • @jbaze85
    @jbaze85 Před 25 dny +2

    The movie is about the Marines

  • @markpollutro2076
    @markpollutro2076 Před 26 dny +5

    Those men are Marines not soldiers.

  • @heythere3780
    @heythere3780 Před 25 dny +4

    Bojangles went from saving his wife to the army.

  • @leephillips2666
    @leephillips2666 Před 25 dny +2

    I wouldn't trust him again, that's for sure.

  • @distinguishedallureproduct879

    Bro Jamie Foxx was the definition of a NCO in the military holy shit I have had so many act and fuck with us so much like this 😅😂

  • @Camouflage7734
    @Camouflage7734 Před 26 dny +3

    Jarheads are Marines but ok lol

  • @Blackmagic42222
    @Blackmagic42222 Před 27 dny +36

    Yeah when your sergeant acts like an a****** you wonder why nobody joins the army

    • @CM_Nicholas
      @CM_Nicholas Před 27 dny +6

      Gotta think though, if someone can't even handle the stress caused by that, they couldn't even compare to the stress caused by being in a warzone

    • @icewallocum8101
      @icewallocum8101 Před 27 dny

      You definitely wouldnt make it😂 especially back then. You think they want softies in the marines ? Kid, they wouldn't even want the majority you're defending

    • @ArashiHayato
      @ArashiHayato Před 27 dny +13

      @@CM_Nicholas No sane person can actually "handle the stress", that's why people go into
      service as one person and leave as someone unrecognizable to their past
      self. War never changes and the system breaks its solders to just disposes of them.

    • @getsuryu7227
      @getsuryu7227 Před 26 dny +2

      What you want people who whine and cry to their mama's everything they scrape their knee to defend this country?

    • @damianharris4673
      @damianharris4673 Před 26 dny +2

      @@CM_Nicholasyou’re brainwashedHow is them treating you like this at all the same as someone getting shot at in war? There’s a difference between making people ready for high stress environments and just making someone play to bugle with their mouth to embarrass them. Cmon now start thinking for yourself

  • @phavixeysayavong2789
    @phavixeysayavong2789 Před 22 dny

    "Would you shut the fuck up" bro had me flying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dannyrajkovic3113
    @dannyrajkovic3113 Před 22 dny +1

    I find it funny how people in the army demand respect from everyone but they don’t even respect each other

    • @DontCome2LA
      @DontCome2LA Před 20 dny

      Prepare for the worst. Aint no respect when in war.

  • @Vossfcn99
    @Vossfcn99 Před 26 dny +8

    Marines, not army.

  • @tdawg4206
    @tdawg4206 Před 20 dny

    Jamie Foxx killed this role

  • @joiscara7191
    @joiscara7191 Před 14 dny

    “He’s definitely not ready for the Army.”
    Swaffors is literally in the Marine Corps

  • @dontrotter1099
    @dontrotter1099 Před 26 dny +4

    army? seems to me this is the marines....

  • @sepaischannel
    @sepaischannel Před 25 dny +4

    This may look harsh but to be honest, this is how the mentality of soldier is born

    • @DarqJestor
      @DarqJestor Před 25 dny +5

      And that's the sad thing.

    • @aetherkid
      @aetherkid Před 25 dny +1

      Yeah, that's not a good thing

  • @joseberroa1585
    @joseberroa1585 Před 3 dny

    Small role but Jamie Foxx killed it

  • @tbl268
    @tbl268 Před 22 dny

    "Play it with your mouth" was improvised

  • @53mih_editz
    @53mih_editz Před 27 dny +9

    First,can I get a pin 📍?

    • @sutnack7537
      @sutnack7537 Před 27 dny +2

      Second go find something to do kid.

    • @53mih_editz
      @53mih_editz Před 27 dny +1

      @@sutnack7537how old are u?

    • @ramiztorunoglu8414
      @ramiztorunoglu8414 Před 27 dny +2

      Third, you guys can both marry each other. But the pin is mine

    • @carknower
      @carknower Před 27 dny +1

      Fourth! I pinned your mom

    • @53mih_editz
      @53mih_editz Před 27 dny +1

      @@ramiztorunoglu8414 Sixth and you're officially gay now mate!

  • @hshshshhddnhssu1350
    @hshshshhddnhssu1350 Před 21 dnem

    staff sergeant ❌
    steff sergeant ✅

  • @RoastTurtle2
    @RoastTurtle2 Před 19 dny

    "Kelly G, Sir, yes sir!"

  • @tytyree-ql7vg
    @tytyree-ql7vg Před 14 dny

    My favorite part of the whole movie 😂😂😂 had me rolling the first time i saw it

  • @seantaylor-turner80
    @seantaylor-turner80 Před 22 dny

    2 very great actors right there

  • @itisjustmeagain
    @itisjustmeagain Před 20 dny

    To be fair, he’s damn near the Kenny G of mimicking a bugle with his mouth 😂

  • @anthonythanghe4755
    @anthonythanghe4755 Před 19 dny

    “He is definitely not ready for the Army”.
    No shit. He is in MARINE BOOTCAMP!!!

  • @dr.reggmann7882
    @dr.reggmann7882 Před 21 dnem

    Jamie Foxx should never go bald again lmao

  • @TheBoxOfficePodcast
    @TheBoxOfficePodcast Před 18 dny

    Kennyyyy G his Christmas album was tight

  • @Slrce
    @Slrce Před 21 dnem

    Jarheads is such an amazing movie

  • @CesarAugustoRocabadoVillegas

    Not ready? He is just on point.

  • @vanimaladventures
    @vanimaladventures Před 21 dnem

    best looking uniforms ever.

  • @crouchingcamels
    @crouchingcamels Před 22 dny

    Staff Sergeant would’ve gotten real pissed when I ask how it supposed sound cause I didn’t know the name of it 😂

  • @GKingBrandon
    @GKingBrandon Před 22 dny

    He did well without the instrument 😂

  • @FloofyOneTorpheus
    @FloofyOneTorpheus Před 17 dny

    I swear I could never serve I'd go rogue immediately

  • @redmondfarley9289
    @redmondfarley9289 Před 19 dny

    Caption says he’s not ready for the Army… it’s the Marines

  • @jacobclark2410
    @jacobclark2410 Před 23 dny

    Movie is called "Jarhead" they're Marines

  • @roccotigri
    @roccotigri Před 20 dny

    Its actually funny only because the role is played by Jamie Foxx, seeing him perform always draws a smile on my face

  • @nathanvaughn1098
    @nathanvaughn1098 Před 18 dny

    You are so RIGHT! He’s definitely not ready for the US ARMY… you know, because he’s already a Marine

  • @stevendeen4391
    @stevendeen4391 Před 22 dny

    Jamie fox was fire

  • @badgaming921
    @badgaming921 Před 23 dny

    "He's not ready for the army 😮"
    Shows a movie where the actor famously portrays a sniper's enlistment in the Marine Corps.

  • @joemomma1091
    @joemomma1091 Před 13 dny

    That's the Marines... he's definitely ready for the Army

  • @supersizesenpai
    @supersizesenpai Před 21 dnem

    "Your gonna play with your mouth"
    What is "Lines you don't want to hear in prison". Alex. 🤣

  • @legendary.super.shannon9699

    He joins the Marines in the movie, not the Army.

  • @bihup
    @bihup Před 22 dny

    "Not ready for the US Army"
    my brother in christ, he's in the marines

  • @YTxGalaxy
    @YTxGalaxy Před 22 dny

    Electro & Mysterio using code words to communicate about recreating the Sinister 6:

  • @Michael_Galgano
    @Michael_Galgano Před 22 dny

    The video is titled He's not ready for the US Army and they show Marines.

  • @majinyujiro5624
    @majinyujiro5624 Před 22 dny

    " *STEPH SERGEANT* "💀💀

  • @devibezshow
    @devibezshow Před 22 dny

    A interested NCO is a scary NCO. Had to deadass dance every 5 hours at my CQ duty for having the audacity to prove my Sargent that I could actually dance 😂😂😂😂

  • @BalrogUdun
    @BalrogUdun Před 23 dny

    “Not ready for the army” movies name is Jarhead

  • @Bpaynes
    @Bpaynes Před 25 dny +1

    This was a great movie none of the sequels did it justice.

    • @geoffsmith76
      @geoffsmith76 Před 24 dny +1

      The book was much better than the movie… like damn good book..
      Semper

  • @Jpiccinino
    @Jpiccinino Před 10 dny

    The description says he definitely wasn’t ready for the army. That’s true, but it wasn’t in the army. He was in. It was a Marine Corps.

  • @paytonjones432
    @paytonjones432 Před 21 dnem

    Meanwhile, the Air Force is over here with 3N1X1, 3N2X1, and 3N3X1 (Regional Band, Premier Band, and Premier Band-AF Academy)

  • @asayeah844
    @asayeah844 Před 22 dny

    Thank you, Steph Sergeant for playing reverend like Chuck Man Johnny.

  • @StarHunter28
    @StarHunter28 Před 23 dny

    "step sergeant" 😂

  • @jeanjean489
    @jeanjean489 Před 21 dnem

    Bro really started playing with his mouth 😂😂😂

  • @mycelium6675
    @mycelium6675 Před 21 dnem

    U.S. marines . Movies called Jarhead❤