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Tommy reads an email from a fan who worked in a women's prison who relays how bad they smell. Spoiler: It's a lot.
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I knew a guy that sometimes worked in women's prison and said at night it sounded like a hundred dogs drinking from a water bowl.
LMFAO !!
😂😂😂
because they were all jorking it?
@@sunfish9341 what?
What because they were all masturbating?
when i was a teenager i worked at a large department store. part of my job was to clean the bathrooms at the end of the day. the women's bathroom was 10x more disgusting than the mens. The smell alone was enough to make me gag
When I was 15, I quit my job at Publix (supermarket) because they kept making me clean the women's restrooms. There was piss and tampons everywhere.
I completely understand what you are saying I too had a job cleaning bathrooms and the women's were worse than the men's bathroom
@tbag6600 Same. After growing up using exclusively the Men's room, I always imagined the Women's was super clean and there weren't massive, unflushed dumps and all the other gross things. Then I got a job cleaning bathrooms at a movie theater overnights. Boy, was I wrong. It was so much more disgusting. Had no idea there are little tampon receptacles in each stall. Dude. It was so much worse.
I can confirm this is fact✋
Same thing at Target. I was the cart attendant in high school, and they basically made you the daytime custodian. It was policy to ask a female employee to clean their bathroom and disengage the reminder alarm inside. Literally not one single female employee volunteered for this because of how disgusting it was. Which sucked because if a man was cleaning it they have to shut it down according to policy and force women to use the handicap restroom. They'd be lined up yelling at me for closing it and I'd say I'm sorry but none of the females wanted to clean it so I'm required to shut it down. Once had to fight a turd the size of a softball with a plunger, literally don't understand how that comes out of your ass.
I used to work as a cleaner in a gym. Women's locker room is always grosser.
When I was 16, I did my community service at a high school and I hated having to clean the girls bathroom. The smell was horrible and penetrating, they left paper toilet and tampons everywhere. I always though girls were cleaner than boys but nope.
I used to clean bathrooms. The women’s bathroom was worse
Bruh. Growing up I thought men were far more disgusting than women. Then as a teenager I had to clean women's public bathrooms. Beyond disgusting. Bloody tampons, piss on the toilet seat. Shity baby diapers on the floor. Unreal.
Me too, and I've said the same thing.
Women are disgusting.
I was once a janitor also and the women's restrooms were 😷🤢🤮
Same I was a custodian once and the men's rooms were kinda gross but the women's rooms were shit,blood and piss allover the seats .. disgusting
When I was in college I had a work study job doing maintenance. I had to clean all the women's bathrooms. There was always bloody mucus streaks in the toilets and on the seats. They had a small trashcan in each stall for pads and tampons. We had to empty them every day. There was some female employee who used Pampers for a pee pad and for that time of the month. They were never rolled up so you could see what was in them. Mostly pee and then for a week or so pee and blood. I guess her flow was too heavy for the regular off the shelf stuff so Pampers offered more absorbancy. So gross.
The single grossest bathroom smell I’ve ever smelled was using a single person bathroom at a church directly after a heavily pregnant woman had taken a shit in there. I literally had tears in my eyes and was dry heaving the entire time I took a piss. Had to go outside and shake out my suit jacket before going back into the service to make sure I didn’t drag that smell back into the church.
Makes sense. Constipation is a big problem during pregnancy. She was probably holding in 4 days worth of waste. Ick.
Just imagine if someone was waiting to go after you and thought that was your stank of the day instead of the pregnant woman's 😂
Idk but I’m crying laughing reading that
Jesus christ this made me laugh real good
Holy shit!
Aaaaaand I'm gay now.
🤦
Maybe u we’re always gay
Its only smells.
-Rocco Sifreddi
Lololol
Iz Nothink!!!
As he spits in girls mouths and drags them by the hair lol
@@jamesc7121 It's surprising how many Women are turned on by being treated like a Subhuman Fuckhole!🤟🤟🤟
Itz only smellz
Remember when they bugged Prince Charles’ phone and they caught him talking to Camilla and he told her he wanted to be her “tampax” so he could be near her everyday? That’s what level of freak the King of England is. That new portrait was a nod to earning his red wings.
King of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
@@badgoogle9938 …and the Isle of Tampax
Nope, painting shows his allegiance to satan
Not heared that one but sounds like something he would say
He said he wanted to be reincarnated as a pair of her knickers (pants), but with his luck he'd come back as a Tampax
“It nearly stunk, I ate it.”
-Joey Diaz
🤣🤣🤣
You gotta sniff that Monkey Dawg!🤟
She had a little Wang to her monkey... 🐒 - Joey Diaz
Eeeeewwwwww Joey Diaz LOL 😂😂😂😂
Nearly 😂😂
This conversation almost turned me gay..
Lies. Already a jomo.
"Almost" lol ;)
My gf works in a Canadian prison. Hasn't spoken a word about any smells must be your shit hawk country.
Hate from Canada
No, it simply exposed what was already in you.
Relax, prison has "Alpha males", and most of them are gay.
For sure....😂
All this time we've been lied to. The ancient patriarchal societies had a perfectly legit reason for having women quarantine during their shark week, it was for the good of the community.
HAHAHA....during their shark week, had me rollin. I'm going to use that line.
Well, shit. I WAS going to enjoy my lunch in a few minutes. Forget that. Holy crap.
You kidding? This makes me more hungry. Hot sauce is the best.
@@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd lol. You are the wind beneath my wings. lol.
…I was going to try and get some sleep.
Have a banana.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I worked in corrections for 30 years and can tell you the womens tier smell is terrible. With the men it's just BO which can be overwhelming but with the women it's a mix of BO, unwashed clam and used tampons. Especially this time of year. Imagine putting all of those scents into a scorching brick oven. Separating the areas of the facility there's always a long corridor. When you got about halfway down the corridor to the women's tiers you could start smelling it.
Summer 2024
June 22nd
Men can have periods??? wtf is this non sense???
It's their new religion.
@@theghostofmaximumvolume3414It really does read like a religion doesnt it? Complete with its own dogma, allowed speech and rigid belief system, figureheads they worship etc. Its just weird and has always given me the ick. I dont mean individuals who happen to be g ay or tr ans but the movement as a whole feels super new age religion to me.
Dude if you didn’t get that was Tom making a joke idk what to tell you
Edit: just saw your name, you clearly didn’t know 😂
@@thewildfolk6849 you’re really original.
“Your username hurts my feelings wahhh”
Get new material.
@@Trumpisgod well you’re a bot one way or the other buddy 😉
In basic training I remember the drill instructor came and had a real talk with us. To warn us about the female recruits. He said “you guys, I know your young and those females are probably looking pretty good about now. But trust me. You don’t want any of it. Just finish these last few weeks. They’re gross. It’s like a grilled cheese sandwhich down there” 😂 and those chicks were gnarly.
I’ve worked in frat houses and sorority houses at the university of Illinois and I was amazed at how grosser the women’s bathrooms were than the dudes. Wasn’t what I expected.
In the last episode of 60 days in one of the female participants actually started gagging at the smell when she was brought into the womens jail. She kept asking the guard “what is that smell?” So this is extra funny to hear you guys bring this up.
I'm never eating poon again
Try it first
Lies.
We now have a reason to tell women to clean that clam before I go spelunking.
Probably never in the first place if you ain’t gonna do it again 😂
😂😂😂😂
I was eating lunch when I hit play on this one…sigh.
😢
Same. Yogurt.
I almost threw up yesterday's lunch! 😂😂😂
Did he say men can have periods??? The hell is that about?
I was talking to a chick on the jail phone.She said the chairs smelled like rotten tuna.
That's what women smell like naturally without the help of men's sanitary inventions.
Damn!! 😂😂😂
They had to be talking about Stavros
😂
probably smells like an asian fish market on a hot summer day
It smells like chlorine. Bananas?
We aren't supposed to stick it in hot tub jets haha
I don’t know about jizz smelling like bananas. If that was the case , why would it make a woman’s box, smell like something died up in it if she doesn’t douches.. different smells for different problems a woman’s box has, musky, there on there period, fishy smell a infection, nasty smell like something dead she don’t clean her box. Me I use to be able to tell when a woman was on her period, when they sweat, smell like potato chip greasy . Any smells like that stay away from that box. A clean woman worst , her box should smell is like sweat, not stinky sweat, that sweat you get on a hot summers day
Shit, I wish mine smelled like bananas.
When I was in the Army, we were getting ready for a 4 day weekend and had to take Wednesday and Thursday to clean the entire battalion area. We had a battalion formation in the motor pool, and the battalion CSMs wife went into the girls' bathroom. The men were made to single file through the girls' bathroom and see the horror that waited us inside. There were bloody snail trails on the seats, and used tampons and bloody clot covered TP left in the trashcans. The men were let loose, and the females had to spend the rest of the day cleaning their nasty ass bathrooms.
Is a four day similar to a fore night?
@mojojojo6400 I had to look up what a fore night was lol. I didn't know that was a thing. A 4 day is in reference to a 4 day weekend. That's my fault, I'll make sure to edit that in.
After a couple decades, Id never experienced a stinky cat. Then....one night happened, and good god. I never knew a cat could smell like that. The only other comparable human smell was not from a person youd ever get that close to....like a ripe homeless person.
I remember giving this girl the two finger salute on a camp trip back in highschool. My fingers still smelled the next day after multiple washes
@@izzy031096 YA! Whats up with that.
Like wood stain or grout, it only went away through time and a new layer of skin growing.
Dude.... I would be mortified if I seen a video of my Moms on the internet talking about how bad her poon smells, especially after leaving the old mans LOAD inside her for a day or Two....
Poon is such a great word
Yo wtf 🤢
they aint regular parents lmao
They’re comedians. They talk dirty shit all the time. Like Tom has a story about how he wanted to shag the brains out of some girl but bailed because he nearly shit himself. Or his famous story about when he overdosed on GHB
Yeah their kids are going to need therapy.
Every jail I've been to has to cut up hotdogs on hotdog day for females only so they can't master bate 😂😂😂
They be dapping up with fishyfingers
we had a "trans woman" (man in mens jail) storing hotdogs in a fun way.
@@Darkhare33why did they put her in the wrong jail though?
Why would they prevent them from masturbating? How to survive?
One jail I was at stopped serving Jello cuz they caught a guy in the kitchen fucking it.
I was a trustee in a county jail in Texas and I had to clean the holding cells, the women’s was always disgusting 3x the smell as the men’s.
When i worked at a gas station the womans restroom always smelled way worse. The mens room was always dirtier.
For real. I was in jail for a few months and you could smell the women's dorm when you walked past it.
While having to do community service an opportunity came up to earn triple hours if you knew how to do brickwork, tile etc. We met at the main probation office downtown and from there four of us were transported to a local halfway where we were going to repair shower walls in the women's Bay. When we walked in we were immediately hit by a wall of carp, vinegar and onion pit smell. After we were done we were told to do a few repairs in the men's Bay and that was literally clean as a whistle. after that every time when reporting I would see a woman there I would just think of how disgusting they could be lol
It smells like lamb and tuna fish
I love Tom’s facial expression of disgust
“Aww…I like bananas.”
“Not anymore”
😂😂😂 we all know..Worked in a pub and had to do toilet paper replacements...blood on doors, blood on floor, piss on seats, smelling of fish and blood. Absolute disgrace.
Well it must be an American thing then because I was a correctional officer for 20+ years in Australia and the woman’s prisons here don’t smell like what you’re describing.
Hope to God they were joking when they said men can have periods too....Jesus help us.
They're are trying not to get cancelled
@@mojojojo6400They turned me off with that comment. I'm usually a fan..
I'll take smelling like bananas over the stench of rotten fish any day.
I worked in a women's prison. The food isn't great and I think that makes it worse then they all cycle at the same time so one week a month it was horrible, I would schedule visits to avoid that week.
The first time I made trustee in country. We could briefly see the female inmate trustees going to the laundry. One day I said to one of the guards that I wanted to take the dinner trays to the females. The guard was immediately like, “dude, you do not wanna go in there! It is so gross!!”
Go into any casino bathroom in AC. Smells like a red lobster dumpster in 100 degree heat.
"when you get a load in you, and it drips out the the next 2 days" --- why are you not bathing and rinsing that out after sex??
Because she's for the streets!! They both are, EWW!!
She was making Tom uncomfortable hahaha
My friend was a janitor at the high school and said the women's washrooms were the worst
There's no way she's not talking about bobby lee
Ay, I can confirm this. When I used the bathroom at a past job in a grocery store, I could smell a disgusting stench near the bathrooms before walking in the men's room. I always assumed the smell was coming from the men's bathroom, but no. I'd say 99% of the time it was in the women's side. And just a side note, this was an on-occasion thing, not everyday.
As a Sailor who served aboard a WAS (women at sea) ship -Female berthing was 🤢. You could smell it 2 decks away
Wait what? Like you just smelled them from afar? From a ship?
Blood smells...both males and females.
We just lose more..duh.
This gives me a new level of respect for lesbians. They are fully aware of the horror show going on down there and they dive in anyway.
Any Sailor who has gone within 3 frames of female berthing knows how bad that smell can get…
I was a janitor for the school I attended during high-school. The girls bathroom was always disgusting and way dirtier than the guys by far.
Worked as a part time janitor, a bank we cleaned was 90% women.
The bathrooms were an absolute petri dish of stench, they wiped menstrual blood on stall walls.
Working in clubs and bars we had that same issue to the female clients smearing period blood over the walls and leaving snail trails on the toilets
Ugh. This clip made my weiner shrink. It made me remember changing the women’s bathroom trash from a department store I worked at in college. It was the worst smell that ever hit me. I asked someone what could cause that. He said the women are throwing their used tampons in there.
where the hell are we supposed to put them? in our pocket?
Yeah it's old dried and decaying blood and uterine lining, mixed probably with urine. Trash has to be taken out often because otherwise it will smell so much.
I've read a few comments now where men express disdain for women putting period paraphernalia in the garbage. Bro, that's where it belongs. You're not going to put it in your purse and it's not allowed to be flushed down the toilet.
I had a lady friend who told me about the god awful smell that arose when the girls had to squat during intake inspections. She described it in a really funny way. Lady, more info than I needed to know.
I was at a federal prison in Texas and it did not smell horrible, the standards of cleanliness were actually very high. However I was in a much cleaner unit, an honor dorm if you will. The roughest unit on the compound had much nastier people in it and was not nearly as clean as where I was housed. I think this all depends on the kind of women you are incarcerated with.
Living alone isn't sad or a low point.
Yes it is
i’ve done janitor work. I know for sure that even in high scale setting like at a biotech pharma company that women have been way more nasty than any of the dudes. in the ladies bathrooms there are crotch rots on occasions, two of the 5 toilets have a monster log in them from not flushing, that blood smell from periods, sometimes sour pits nasties. trust me guys, women can be funky when combined. deal with one woman and make sure she has herself in hygiene check. make sure to get her perfume too.
Historically i have been a thoughtful lover, but after this i may never go down again. Thanks Tim and Charlene ❤
What do you all know about Period Farts???
I just heard of this after 50 years on earth...
Morbidly intriguing, sir.
Hahahaha what a conversation
lol Christina is so raw, love her.
For highschool I was in a boarding school. Science class found the dirtiest item on compass was the girls dorm remote. Us dudes didn't expect that.
In college my friends and I moved into a house that was occupied by 3 girls our age. It was so disgusting that it shocked me!
Why in the hell is anything dripping out of you 2 to 3 days later!?!?!?
Clean yourself, b.
She and her husband are here trying to relate to normal folk. Let’s not forget they don’t like poor people.
The difference is, a “poor” person knows how to take care of their own hygiene.
Mmm that's not true at all. I've heard of poor women, all the way to runway models having smelly cat. Hell, I've had to make excuses to leave early because as soon as she took her thong off, it smelled like the dumpster behind the krusty krab.
You sound dumb.
Trust me when I tell you men’s prison doesn’t smell like a flower shop either.
I would think any prison would smell like a garbage dump.
Human beings kept in large groups in close proximity with not enough access to bathrooms etc isn't going to smell great! Ofcourse.
Keep it clean and smelling sweet, guarantee they'll always eat!
I am never going down on a woman again…😂
Former corrections here, we also had to get rid of Jolly Ranchers as a male inmate was doing "shows" to be paid with food.
It was a male prison but i can assure you the smell of vasaline and feces in every unit was pretty hard to walk into.
Poor Bobby Lee 😂
Bobby Lee wasn't a bachelor. He was with Khalyla for 9 years.
Friend is in Tutwiler women's prison in Montgomery AL, they don't have AC, but they do have a thermometer, it's been over a 100° every day for the last several weeks. Even the kitchen and eating area stinks. It's even been shut down by the health department twice in the last week. She won't eat much from there, trying to live off ramin noodles.
Christina just killed me .... dying laughing. Thank you Tom, "men can have a uterus / have periods" ... Ha!
I feel like these jokes are becoming hack now
So yeah I was in the swimming pool business for 40 years. One day a customer ruined my life by telling me a woman literally douches every time she gets into a pool 🤢 I would swim with my wife, but as soon as company showed up I was out! Everyone always wondered why I wouldn't get back in??
Ignorance is short lived bliss...
Omg
...I can't stop laughing 😅😅😅So true u guys!!!!
From someone who used to be a correctional officer as well, I can confirm that yes, it fuckin smells lol. It’s definitely a different stench.
Everything Christina just said puts a lot of it into perspective because if there’s hundreds of women all in one prison and all of them are on different cycles? Yeah, I can only imagine that smell percolating on the daily.
Is that why my grandma breath always smells like bananas? WTF NaN probably why my pop pop was always smiling and looked drained
I had a gf get off of a two week river trip and there must have been few bathing moments cause when friction was introduced it smelled like a corpse. Like death. Something rotting.
Well said!
One time at my old job they had to wear damn near full hazmat gear just to clean the women's bathroom. That is saying a lot considering one time a dude blasted a shit all over the wall in the guys bathroom.
There is no ventilation in prisons.
Not a correction officer but while I was in the Navy I would do the health and sanitation inspections on an Aircraft Carrier. The female berthings were the worst smelling place on the ship. Smelled like rotten ass and fish covered in perfume.
I had to work in the trash room when I was new to my carrier. Most people have to work in the galley, but I got trash duty, and the garbage from the women’s berthing was something out of a nightmare, and god help you if the bag broke open.
Finally, she is telling him the truth after a couple of years of marriage and kids. xD
In the Military, every once in a while, the shower drains need to be cleaned. I don’t need to tell you the rest. 🤮
Not sure why I clicked on this just as I was sitting down to eat.
I used to clean the restrooms of a bar every morning. The women's was way, WAY nastier.
The guy looks like he's about the get sick.
Women public bathrooms smell horrible... I used to clean a small mall...it's awfull, rotten eggs..
I'm temporarily
disturbed 😢
Tom was thinking about Bobby Lee. Bobby smells like bananas😂
Christina’s face at 1:17 😂
I will never eat or see jolly ranchers the same again .. I regret watching this 😆
Ha, I only did it a HANDFUL of times 🤣🤣🤣
You just ruined my childhood I am NEVER eating a banana again for the rest of my life
Here, it’s my Man Card. Just take it already.
Only worked bout 4 years in a county jail. The smells are a mix between BO, ass, people with no hygiene, people using the bathroom in the same unit, exc.......god its a different stench
This is true. I didn’t work in a prison but I was a CO in a large county jail. The entire place stinks. The men stink. But the women’s pod definitely had that “special” stank.
I have always hated bananas… validating
I haven't laughed so hard since I can remember
Okay.......My Tuseday morning is off and running....
Men do NOT have periods....!!
Yes they do get over it
No.....🤡
Yes we do. Just accept it
@@LoveMediaStation no they don't
Cultural Marxism, people like sugura have to say those things to stay relevant, if he doesn't follow the party line he'll be canceled, he's just another soy bowing to the rainbow, fk'em all!!
I was on a small company bus years ago, and I could smell vag on the small bus . it is an unmistakable oder. gotta keep your motor clean.