Self-Imposed Yakuza Challenges
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- čas přidán 4. 04. 2022
- You ever thought that the Yakuza games are pretty easy? Well a lot of people will probably agree with you, that's why the community has come up with these challenges to add to the experience! These... totally real challenges...
As per usual this video is a meme and as per usual I can't wait for the comments of people who watch the first 0.2 seconds just to comment and tell me I'm wrong even though that's the joke.
Songs:
Tekken 2 - Emotionless Passion
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Kazuya Mishima, Devil Kazuya [Remix]
Yakuza - son of a gun
Lost Judgment - Green Vibes
Yakuza Kiwami - Pray Me Revive - Hry
Yes, this video was just a big meme. But honestly? I think 100% damage would actually be a pretty funny speedrunning challenge lmao
I want to see someone try 100% damage speedrun. That's actually a million dollar idea
IIRC, I think Froob did something close to that
Simple. Go to Yakuza 0 and do the final Bachuus mission.
just fight max mr shakedown
How is your name?
Snowiest (the noun)
Then I'd say angemon (the digimon) but man An-G-man
Yakuza= getting killed cause you wanted to end the fight with a certain Heat action or counter
This or because you are just trying out different moves.
Or you accidentally kill the enemy with a little kick because you missed the timing of the move
No joke, some of these actually doable except for the no crying part. RGG Studios loves playing with our emotions.
Yes and the Daigo related one at the very end
No crying easy until y6
Majima Challenge:
In Kiwami either main story or premium adventure, max out majimas ranks but you can only fight him with the dragon style
I think it would be fun becuase you would see both kiryu and Majimas fighting better and better as the Challenge goes on
Sounds like torture
But don't use Tiger Drop.
i actually did this, only the first fight with majima that i use rush to beat him and get the 1000 exp but i use tiger drop when i unlocked because before that everything was just pain. Anyway i felt really good when i finished, ALMOST completed the whole game just the coliseum that i didn't because i was really frustrated🤠
I myself have completed a new game on Kiwami using only dragon. I got Majima up to SSS before grabbing the tiger drop and finishing the run with it.
NO KIRYU-CHAN
"Do not say Kiryu-chan everytime Majima says it"
Challenge: Convince RGG Studios to bring back Tanimura and Shinada.
No way that's too hard. Impossible, even
RGG Online
Yakuza 5 - Skip all cutscenes that have the word "Dream" or "Yume" mentioned. Test out how well you know the story of Yakuza 5!
That'll be like 90% of the story skipped
Actually listen to everything the politician says about Black Monday and the golf course/military base stuff and remember it in Yakuza 3
@@SirBigWater lol you couldn't even remember his name. Real fans know it's... real fans know it's... shit
every time i replay a yakuza game i say, "this time i wont use consumables." this goes well, and then i think, "maybe 1 bento isn't such a bad idea. these games are balanced around consumables y'know." then i snort a whole inventory worth of staminians during a boss and am left wondering why the game is too easy.
I do the same thing so I don't buy any healing items until I get low once, realise I have no healing items, then I just max out my inventory after the fight. The challenge never lasts long for me lmao
What's easier is you use staminans to max out your heat guage and health bar at the start, then only use 1 more healing item. That will be less hard but will still offer a challenge.
I think I mainly used items in the Amon fights. Also, the no crying challenge only works if you are heartless bastard. And Yakuza fans never are.
Or you played the games already and you won't cry again.
I guess I'm heartless
@@GameFreak64101 Same, love the yakuza games but it takes a LOT for me to cry in a video game or a film.
Plot twist: Not even SnowiestAngeman knows how to pronounce his name
Someone finally has found the truth, I see
Is no one else going to point out the enormous flex at 1:50 with that new Alienware monitor? 👀
Great video as always though, SnowiestAngermanagementman
Flexing my Wii remote with BUILT IN Wii MotionPlus
Yakuza Games is kinda easy in general but the challenge really take the game to a whole level, especially ND + Red Health + Music Sync + Keyboard/Mouse (bonus Low Graphic) for Yakuza 3, is really fun doing that and make the Yakuza 3 more enjoyable. (Esp. The Final Long Battle)
Also, what are you saying, the name is easy to pronounced, it literally: SnowiestAngeman
Man, you forget that one challenge from Yakuza 3 where you tried to avoid getting blocked.
Who gets blocked more? Internet spam bots or Yakuza 3 players?
@@SnowiestAngeman Yes.
That's also the Dragon Engine challenge
Last on the list on thumbnail is the hardest one
0:49 how i explain to people how King Crimson works
Challenge to the characters: stop ripping your shirt off, you are on top of some roof in Eternal Kamurocho December, you will get pneumonia!
The "No Bitches" at the bottom bruh 💀
I really like editing in this video! Keep up with the good work, snowerest angolman
Thank you very much, Lao Gui
1:58 my favorite
I tried no healing in Y6 because i heard it was piss easy. Hirose and Jo Amon fucked me *UP*
I legit wanna try to beat Kiwami 1 with only dragon style... but I have a feeling that it's most gonna be filled with pain, suffering, and me wasting hours of my life on the funeral.
NG+ Tiger drop your way through that’s what I’m doing lmao
As a Yakuza No Damager im very proud of you son :Insert Troll face here: 1:18
Pfft, these challenges are for weaklings.
Here's a list of REAL challenges:
- Earn 100 000 Yen only through street fights...in real life
- Learn Akiyama's style IRL
- Spend 25 years in jail without being anyone's prison bitch and not losing a single pound of muscle
- Actually join the yakuza and grind enough to become a patriarch of your own family
- Begin a mass murder spree of bullies and never get caught
And finally
- Learn how to play mahjong
I see you saved the hardest one until last
It's possible to learn _parts_ of Akiyama's fighting style. But uh, the *entirety* of it? Yeah that's kinda impossible.
I did this and my long-haired friend with a bloody slick hair keeps telling me that 10 years in the joint turned me into a pussy cat.
@@NinjaWarotMCph Bro, just fly, using your kicks as propulsion.
You can't do it?
I always thought it was snowiestangryman
No ya silly goose there’s no R
@@SnowiestAngeman how about I call you snowiestcuntman who's the silly goose now 😈
Challenge: Make RGG studios release Kenzan and Ishin to the west
We're halfway there
The quick 1 frame of text reads:
Dear Yakuza No Damage Community,
It was just a joke I promise. Not taking any damage is a huge pain in the anus because they always just gotta hit you with one of those cheeky attacks from nowhere so plz don't get mad at me
Oky thx ily bye bye
Love,
SnowiestAngeman
SA: Now, say my name
Random r6s player:Snowiest enggman
SA: You're goddamn right.
Snowiest angy man
good editing
Thank you SaltyAsh for your kind words
It's obviously pronounced SnowiestAngeman what's so hard? Also still waiting on my giveaway prize
The 100% damage would be funny for 1 april, maybe next year
This is extremely funny. Kudos to you.
I'm glad you enjoyed it :)
@@SnowiestAngeman holy sh*t its the man noone can name
No items: Done deal. I've done that at least once during my platinum runs of Yakuza games.
No damage: I've done that a few times, just not as stylish as content creators. But rest assured, no Tiger Drop are used.
No Tiger Drop: Mentioned above.
100% damage: Idk about this masochistic act, but sure. This one will be recorded as "haven't tried/attempted"
Keyboard + Mouse: Well this also will be recorded as "haven't tried", but hey, I have maxed out my character in Roblox's Right 2 Fight using Keyboard and Mouse and obtained almost all achievements of that game without using gamepad at all.
Wii Joycon: You see for yourself. But hey, there's also Arcade stick, since y'know f122+4 df1 112 df1
No subtitles: Well, about 3.5 years of learning Japanese do pay off.
No crying: Well it was manageable... until Waka... and Ryoma's patriotism.
Pronuncing your name: Snow-wee-est Eng-man.
So by far: 4 completed, 3 haven't tried, 1 failed, 1 waiting for evaluation.
Well the snowiest part is pretty straight forward lol but you pronounce the Angeman bit however you like my friend it's all good by me. No I'm not gonna say how to pronounce it but you do you brother
@@SnowiestAngeman it’s pronounced “Deez Nuts”
i love you man
I think the most fair challenge I've come up with for these games is you can only use the healing items you find during a story mission on your way to the boss. Once you reach the main boss, no healing items. This way you can still utilize all the skills the game let's you have but also limit the amount of times you can miss tiger drop when learning a boss.
I hope this will be popular.
Hey same here man
Yakuza No damage community be like
i know its just a meme, but finishing the tutorial boss of the game with multiple heat attacks and the notoriously busted tiger drop is yk...
2:25 i hate this guy
This guy knows what’s up ^
A no consumable item challenge wouldn't be too difficult so long as you have the healing equipment such as the toumouraline or magnetic necklace. Just cheese through fights! Or, if you're like me, you just keep forgetting to restock....
thanks for the tips
Hey Noctis big fan of your Final Fantasy game you’re in
@@SnowiestAngeman thank you
I once started a Lost Judgment run with Boxer only and no jaywalking. It was actually quite fun.
I love the English vo of Yagami appears in your video.
Greg and I are best friends I played Ghost of Tsushima with him once and then never again... uhh yeah best friends
@@SnowiestAngeman they had us in the first half not gonna lie
No Crying is just unfair bro ;_;
Don’t scream challenge for Yakuza 0’s baseball completion requirements
1:08 Yakuza 3 combat in a nutshell
make r/yakuza play the other games besides 0 and lad.
Nah bro they’re fine they don’t have to play Dead Souls if they stick to those two
When i play yakuza games, i resort to never buy healing items, only random drops from enemy and finding item in a long battle (finding a toughness z never felt so good)
Guess you should watch people like DanteDevil12, GUNKSHOT or Pius Lee then. They do some crazy shit in the Yakuza series.
Yeah I’ve seen a lot of all their videos before don’t worry. I think Pius Lee was the first one I saw and his videos made me realise how dumby broken guard breaking was in Judgment lmao
How long took me to realize that your YT profile image is a Titan from Destiny?
Also yeah, trying no dmg is a huge pain in the butt
Indeed and I see your Warlock emblem lol
Whats in the canister
snowes anger man
snowiest angé man
damn why daigo one is so relatable to me
I don't know you but I'm sure you are a lot more of a competent person than Daigo is tbh
I'm positive the G is silent
snowiestangryman
how do you pronounce it?
I thought it was Snowiest Anjiman or something
SnowiestAngelMan.
snowiest
ahnj-min
I've always pronounced it like angemon from digimon
Felt that username one
Love the Tekken music! I just post Tekken on my channel
It's obviously pronounced SnowiestAngeman. Come on guys, it's not that hard.
Exactly my man
Snow-e-est An-j-man.
you dont need subtitles to understand yakuza 5. you just need to listen for "yume"
Bring detective rubber man to pc
Challenge: beat mahjong
SnowiestEggman
Guys, it’s pronounced Angeman.
To beat the Snappily Dressed Man at pool easily just do 4-ball, it's the easiest one.
No Karaoke
DAME DA NE!!
Judgment fans: There’s karaoke?
swnoiestangeman
I always thought your name was Angeman like the Digimon. Is it not?
Holy shit there really is a digimon called Angemon lol. But nah it's not pronounced the same
Snowiest and Man are easily pronounceable, Ange can be pronounced in at least 4 ways just in English. Would you tell me where “Ange” canes from?
Bruh I wish Yakuza was on Wii (yes I know it's on Wii U tho)
How about No Upgrades, Legend Difficulty, no heals in Judgement.
How bout this the Senza challenge
You beat any yakuza game without any upgrades, nothing, from base level, from the moment you start is how you will end the game.
There are a few videos out there that do no attack upgrades, but I'd love to see someone do no sprint upgrades without wanting to slam their head into a wall lol
so i know how to pronounce your its uuuuuuuum Snowiest Agedman maybe oh its Snowy Andy busted right ?
Correct. Both answers, actually
@@SnowiestAngeman holy shit that rad!!! Great video by the way
I cried at yakuza so I fail lmao
I just pronounce it snowiest angyman
Yeah pretty much lol
@@SnowiestAngeman wait, I was doing it correctly?
No Mahjong Challenge
Easy. Done. I will never look back.
@@SnowiestAngeman well have mercy because I learned how to play it for 100% completion. I still regret it and will never attempt it again.
Aw-nj man?
you forgot no upgrades
Ok, S now i est Ang e-man
Either Snowiest ON-GAY-man or Snowiest ON-GUH-man.
No left joycon challenge is easy cuz Yakuza series isn't on Switch lmao
Or, you know, just play the PS2 games lmao, those are balls hard especially 1
This is cool, but wanna know what's cooler?
Dead souls video...
Ultimate challenge: enjoy Dead Souls
Impossible
I almost got through the no crying challenge, got through 1-5, and while playing 6, i cried, not because the story was sad or anything, but because Shinada wasn’t in it
Also, i find the whole “Daigo is a bitch” joke to just not make sense, like other than the first chapter of 5, none of that was caused by him, in 3, he was in a coma the entire time because of the CIA, in 4, Munakata was blackmailing Daigo the entire time, Daigo had no choice but to “rat” out Majima to buy more time, and he was in prison the entirety of 6, he wasn’t a bad chairman, he was just constantly being fucked over
Everything that Daigo did wrong can be directly blamed on Kiryu being a terrible planner and father figure, dude really talks about how important it is to never run from responsibility but the moment he feels like his job is done he leaves and then when he gets called out he's all "I guess this whole time I really was a Yakuza"
I just make the joke that he's a bitch because something ALWAYS goes wrong for him and he'll need Kiryu's help every time. Like in 2 it's fine 'cause he's all new and stuff, but in 3 he's just ded the whole game, in 4 he makes a terrible decision and gets beat up for it, in 5 he has an ingenious plan that all goes horribly wrong in like 1 second, in 6 he's in jail for the whole game, then finally 7 where he asks Ichiban to join his company and Ichiban's straight up just like "no thanks" lol. Even in Ishin he's like the emperor of Japan or a region of Japan or something can't remember and then Kiryu beats his ass and he's all "Okay I'll do whatever you say don't hurt me!" So yeah, bit of a punk bitch haha
You think its funny to make fun of people's no damages, huh? mastering combat is a joke to you? I'll have you know that the no damage videos doesn't lie. It's really hard. Even if you say is easy, it's still hard. You are mad that you can't do no damages yourself. Delete that video. ~ this post was made by yakuza no damage community
this comment is obs a joke like this vid haha great vid mate 😀
Let me get this straight. You think that No Damage runs are easy?
Me: I do, and I'm tired of pretending they're not.
This was also a joke comment :) glad you liked the video though
Btw NG+ is too easy. And it sucks that I'm on Console. I would definitely add a lot of mods to make it fun and challenging. Now I've actually only played Y0, K1 and K2 but seen 3 and 4 but I really couldn't finish K1's Legend mode because of that fucking Car chase scene. And it's all because they cut a Save from the game which was in the original. And you have to fight that fuck over and over again. It's literally Impossible. PC? Easy. But on Console? Fuck no. Also who thought it was a good idea for Left stick to aim. Either if it's Baseball or whatever it's bullshit and should be the right stick.
Did not do the no damage dislike 👎