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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 13. 09. 2021
- Pete Davidson can always deliver the harshest burn.
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The person responsible for Ann Coulter being there is a true genius
and irresponsible at the same time, because of the crops.
How did this happen?
@Talal Qureshi She's a political commentator. A lot of people hate her because she said that 9/11 victim family members didn't deserve to mourn.
@@Casey_and_Cars yeah sheâsâŠodd
@@Casey_and_Cars She was referring to four of them specifically, four that spent great deals of money blaming the United States government. Was she wrong? Obviously. Weâre they wrong? Not really. But itâs also disingenuous to suggest that she attacked them for grieving, or that it was more widespread than that.
I love how it's jokes with everyone, except with Ann Coulter, you can see in his eyes he's dead serious.
Oh dude if you watch the whole roast they ALL were dead serious with their Ann Coulter jabs.
That's what I thought. It was difficult for him to hide his disdain for her (rightfully so imo)
I like how y'all just assume things but somehow always justify your assumptions
How could anyone even pretend to like that horrible woman? And why tf would anyone invite her to a roast in the first place!?
Goes to so show you he can't take a joke. Well he can if it's scripted.
âAnn Coulter, if youâre here, whoâs scaring the crows away from our cropsâ đ
I read it as he said it đ€Ł
That joke is so basic that it's great đđđ
We watched the video mate
âi guess you just have your dads ashy skinâ took me OUT
Ong
That was brutal..
@@Ch50304brutally hilarious
Pete seemed more bothered by Annâs presence than he was by any of the 9/11 jokes. Absolutely phenomenal
Unlike his father he took that roasting pretty well
@@klipser66 I- can I laugh or-
Who the f is ann?
@@PlraX blonde old woman
When did pushing government propaganda become synonymous with comedy? Sad, sad days that Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin would push back against...not promote for their own career. Davidson is a pathetic hack.
"Don't give up kid, whatever disease you have you can beat it" đ€Ł Pete really enjoyed that one
awesome, i can now wait for that punchline and already know it
Yea
Peteâs comebacks to Peyton had me in stitches
Read this comment as he said itđ
@@ravenecho2410 ohh really? Cry about it then
Pete's fake laugh at Ann Coulter is the single most devastating moment
Pete davidson is something else. He is so talented and funny and I truly think he has the sweetest heart. He took all of that in stride so well.
You're literally just typing words that you type everytime you comment on a celebrity. You have no idea who this dude is... none. And that's so creepy. It's almost like people leave comments expecting that person will read it and call you and make you famous because people just say anything...
He's not funny or clever at all
@@chuckdeuces911 Exactly, Pete Davidson and every other celebrity, wouldn't relieve themselves on her, if she was on fire.
"Funny"đđđ
Pete Davidson is a hack. Straight up.
That 9/11 joke about roasting Peteâs father was next level
That was insane
Idk how he can laugh at that honestly. Pros for him for being able to disengage like that.
That shoukd not be a joke. Thats just pure Evil..
@L_B42 __ how?
@L_B42 __ what should be known? Some jokes are just of bad taste
You can tell in Peteâs voice he actually meant what he said to Ann Coulter.
Yea its pretty hard to hide bigotry.
@@TheStuckNorris No, don't you get it? She doesn't believe in the EXACT same things as you and I, so it's OK to hate her.
maybe she hadn't spent enough time with minoroties, and once she did and they treated her inclusively, they changed her beliefs about them.
@@jamesteegardner2273 yeah, turns out it's ok to hate racists. Who knew?
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shaq: crying with laughter
Pete:
âplease donât eat me..â
"You seem like a nice person but when I talk to you, I don't have fun"
for some reason it's the funniest for me lol
Itâs like he wasnât trying to be funny, he was dead serious đđ
The way Anne Coulter just doesnât laugh is honestly terrifying
and Pete completely annihilated her lol
You need a soul to understand humor.
Her:đ
She trying to remember if she has enough crosses and lighter fluid to plant in Davidson yard
Her eyes are lifeless and diabolical
The anger in Peteâs voice when heâs talking about Ann is so funny
Why is he so angry at her?
@@kristelpi652 because she's Anne Coulter....
Blind hatred is hilarious
Destroyed her.
Kristel Pi: she is notorious for dissing 9/11 survivors and families. She should be ashamed of herself
That Peyton joke was awesome. And Pete's reaction was great
Pete Davidson is one of the funniest most quick witted people on the planet!!
But Hannibal Burgess actually had him genuinely cracking tf up!!!
Great sport Pete!!
Pete is pure trash. If you think all of that is true, I'm sorry...
I feel like he actually likes everybody he roasted there
except for Ann Coulter
Having her on the panel is one of the best trolls ever. It was sooooooo obviously a trap... and she was so desperate to peddle her goofy book that she fell for it. Even funnier is the fact that she really thought for half a second that she could be funny and keep up with professional comedians. The whole spectacle is very meta, as the cool kids said ten or fifteen years ago.
what timestamp is she on?
@@marikamoore3175 5:50
Another shocking fact, Don Lemon doesn't hang out with Jesse Waters at the gay bar either. Tell us something we don't know, Lars.
As he should.
The fact that Pete says "that was dope" after Jimmy's 9/11 joke while the crowd was groaning.
Class act. It's all for the love of comedy
The response to the joke shocked me, I get that its a weird thing to joke about, but i think that is still one of Jimmy's tame jokes
@@darklord279 it's America bud, we can laugh at the joke, but only after a victim.
@@darklord279 Yep. I mean they probably told him a roast was meant to be "dark" so "bring your A game", and that's exactly what Jimmy did.
Jimmyâs humor is always brutal
Game recognize game
Jimmy's roast is the most savage thing that's ever been said by a human being to another human being.. and I love it
Carr is ferocious. He regularly roasts hecklers at his stand up shows.
The best part is that Pete clearly loved it.
"Ann Coulter, if you're here, who's scaring the crows away from our crops?"
This one got me đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
"I guess he has his dad's ashy skin" is a solid line.
1.4k likes but no comments
@@bcfragsome Iâll be the second comment
@@SpideySensez I'll be the third
@@jackieburkhart3268 Fourth here
It's a very deep joke
His roasts with other people: absolutely destroying them
His roasts with Shaq: *i'm so scared, please dont eat me*
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@@praisejesusrepentorlikewis6218 no
BRUNOOOO
He roasted Shaq quite well.
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Spamming the same things everybody would have heard before wont help them as much, although what Lord Christ said is amazing and true, just stating something wont help many people.
"Thanks for taking a break from throwing barrels at super Mario" that one got međ€Łđ€Łđđđ
Whats funny is NO ONE laughed at anything Ann said, everyone else had the audience going BUT Annđ
âFirst we had Martha Stewart who sells sheets now we have Ann Coulter who cuts eyeholes in themâ that beats the scarecrow joke for me by a long shotđđđ
Yes so clever and true đ
@@demiofniets I didnât get his joke
@@mohamedayoub1194 everyone is calling her racist. The KKKâs uniform looks like sheets
@@DaltonSmith thank you for explaining â€ïž
Golden lol
I love seeing Shaq laughing so hard heâs crying.
That tissue looks like an microfiber cloth for cleaning glasses in his big hands.
Right :) very contagious laughter.
@@jaimied349 that's actually a full sized beach towel he's using. Hard to tell based on the scale.
Shattering crevicesâŠnow I am crying
79 cervixes AND COUNTING
Peteâs genuine excitement that a Super Bowl champion roasted him is wholesome.
5:40 best moment in all roasts when he calls Rob Lowe out for being a perv! đ
Yeah seems like he meant that one too
Pete is so much smarter than people give him credit for
A lot of comedians are smart. Not all of them tho
Smart, caring and hilarious đ
True
No he isnât
He's really not though
I love how he laughs at ALL of the jokes but Ann Coulter's. You can tell he has nothing but contempt for her and he doesn't hold back.
sheâs also painfully unfunny
Why did something happen with her?
I dont think anyone in that place laughed
@@juanishernandez6673 Because she was born
Who is she? Legit? I love the way Pete hits her back
Kevin heart laughing at his own jokes is gold
6:41
Peyton Manning won this entire roast. He absolutely killed it.
All those people crying about the 9/11 jokes. Pete is a comedian, he can take those jokes otherwise he wouldn't make them himself. You can tell by his comebacks that he did not take it personal. THEY ARE JOKES. Except the one with Ann Coulter, that one seemed a bit personal though.
Havent seen a single comment about 9/11 jokes in this comment seciton, wdym.
@@szn7548 the crowd
Thereâs a big difference between joking about oneself and others joking about that same subject. Not all âjokesâ are just jokes
yeah but to be fair it got boring pretty quickly, like that's the only thing they can joke about
@@samu2292 It didn't get boring because the jokes were really clever and funny tbh. Just pretty dark, and sad.
Iâll never get over that whoâs guarding the crops bit. I love Pete đ©
what is wrong with you and the hundred people who liked your comment. hes calling her a scarecrow ffs
@@tonywords6713 she is one đ
@@tonywords6713 thats the joke, and its funny
@@tonywords6713 you think that was the rudest joke in this video, really?
Tonywords, you're correct, she clearly resembles the plow horse.
Peyton Manning 's disease joke was savage. LOL.
Jimmy Carr said in a recent interview that he told the exact same joke about Pete's dad at the Comedy Store a few days prior to this. The crowd reacted disapprovingly, apart from one lonely laugh in the background. He thought, "Oh, that guy really enjoys that joke." And then he really focused on who it was and went, "Oh, it's Pete" He also said he got into more trouble from Comedy Central for his Ann Coulter jokes than the 9/11 joke.
I love how Pete doesnât even let anyone have a chance to clap for Ann he just goes straight to a roast. Boss move 6:06
If anything, Pete saved her from the awkward silence because her joke did not land.
@@ATBPjako just like the two planes back in '01
It's because the joke wasn't funny and nobody laughed, lol.
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@@picax8398 ow they landed, but on the side of the buildings unfortunately.
I love how nobody laughed at Annâs jokes. It was so satisfying watching that.
I'm sorry but who is Ann and why does everyone hate her?
@@TheCouto11 idek who she is but im pretty sure shes racist
TheOne i was wondering the same thing đ
@@TheCouto11 She is a Fox News host and is known for pushing stereotypically racist and xenophobic views, typical white supremacist.
@@thestardust333 shes EXTREMELY racist and anti semitic and homophobic. Shes a horrible person
The fact that they need to bring up his dad in 9/11 in like every joke is crazy.
It is, but itâs so funny
Pete isnât one of my favorite comics but this is such gold. He was on fire.
I love his small "...that was dope" after Jimmy Carr's joke. Like he knew that was gloriously next-level.
I'll be the comment to ruin the like/comment ratio
@@luda.chrisotzz thank you sir
I got you too bro
I love how hes laughing at the jokes about himself just as hard as everyone else
He sure didn't laugh at Ann's joke. Probably because he's a Leftist crybaby
When you can hear people insulting you and still be able to laugh about it, that shows class. Go Pete!
@@stephiegee5416 again, he didn't laugh when Coulter jokes. So I guess he doesn't have that much class
I think some of them he was laughing harder.
@@TheSnakehunter Orr because she wasn't funny and they ranged from "falls flat" to "actively bad" ... she did worse than the situation. I wouldn't even think that was possible
I just love that blank stare Ann has one her face when he calls her a scarecrow
âWhen i talk to you i donât have funâ
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I think Pete laughed the hardest at Peyton Manningâs joke đđđ
It was by far the best joke in the whole video
best one
that and the jacked up teeth one were great
I was literally dying laughing. Peyton is hilarious
so did i it really caught me off guard and i think it was the best joke of the night..
I got to give it to him, he's on point with his jokes.
"This is not the roast of Pet Davidson's father... that was in 2001."đđđđđđđđđ
the genuine hatred in pete face when ann coulter made the joke ab him and when he roasts her is the best part of this video
I love Hannibal so much
He is one of the weirdest people on earth but still ridiculously, cohesively funny even to regular people
He's a gem. So underrated. I hope he never stops stand up.
Hannibal was by far the best bit in this vid!
Seashells by the seashorpheus
âYouâre just realâŠvague mayneâ
Hannibal is one of those dudes who no matter how much he will insult you, you just still love the guy. He's hilarious
5:50 lol rob lowe, âIâm coming for youâ
Taking the punches and giving back knockouts nicely doneđđŒđ€©đȘđŒ
I'm actually very impressed with Pete Davidson. I've heard he battles mental health issues. He does so by keeping on keeping on. He's putting one foot in front of his other and staying productive on his tasks rather than being stuck and wallowing.
Pete: You are like your dad. Thanks for being braver than most. I think your dad would be proud of you and I hope you live long and continue to prosper đđœđđœđđœ
Everyone struggles with mental health issues
Josh Teb: TRUE
@@joshie9120 no hate but people struggle with it worse then others
Bryce Bowen: ALSO TRUE
If youâre reading this Jesus Christ loves you unconditionally and He will never leave you đđđ
The absolute terror in Pete's voice when he says "Please don't eat me" is hilarious. I replayed that clip like 6 times
Don't blame him
Such an underrated joke by him
That 9/11 joke must have had prior permission to be used by Davidson himself. Imagine if that situation applied to Will SmithâŠ.đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
I love that he nailed it with Jimmy: "you look like a butler in a haunted mansion" he really isđđ
So we are supposed to ignore Rob agreed to sleep with a 16 yr old and everyone laughs and jokes about it. Im glad Pete Davidson brought it up.
Hilarious how he was like "you did that... You know you did"
times have changed bro
I think I hear him saying " I disagree with that" in the background.
Exactly what I was thinking.
@@ginettealvarez4926 he says, "I'm coming for you". If you're referring to around 5:45
It's wild how they got off so many dad jokes and he was a trooper about it, but his whole energy shifted when dealing with Ann lol
They are told exactly what jokes will be made about them and or what subject jokes will be about regarding themselves before filming, and can approve them or not. So sure he was a troope, but he knew what was going to be said and signed off on it. Any CS roast fan knows that
@@czhaok it's kinda weird to approve joke and do that too her, but I guess it wouldn't be a roast if they didn't have one "not funny" or "unlikeable" person; if he already knew and signed off than he wasn't really a trooper he's doing his job...but I guess you already knew that too huh
"You're just real vague man" hannibal's comedy just sounds like someone's thoughts while high
âThe super bowl is what Peytonâs mom had to use to cut his hair when he was younger.â That could be the best line I have heard.
Can we get a video of everyone roasting Ann Coulter
+1
Just look up, "The Roast of Rob Lowe", the first video should do the trick. :)
Does youtube have a video length limit???
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Does Pete hates her right? He was no hiding it.Funny.
Seeing Kevin laugh at Pete's jokes is just so amazing to watch đđđđ
Couldn't agree more !
petes better comedian thats why
Hop off those kevin nuts
That Jimmy Carr joke lives with me forever đ€Łđ€Ł
Peteâs roasts are phenomenal. đđ
What part did you start crying laughing at? Mine was when Pete Davidson called Ann coulter a scarecrow and the camera panned to her and she looked *exactly* like a scarecrow
For me it was when he called Kevin Hart Shaq's d*ck
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@@peyton4895 I didn't get that one :$
Xactly
@@tam6753 shak is so big Kevin heart is so short he can be as long as his divk
I like how before every roast, pete talks about how much he loves who he's roasting.
...Except for Ann Coulter.
â@5135sh haha right!
Cause he does. Lots of them are his buddies
Payton Manning joke was hilarious & petes comebacks are legendary.
8:45 is his best comeback.
I love how pete treats ppl making jokes about his dad. Its like you've got full pass to make the joke BUT Pete is coming for you in the clapback đđ
Jimmy car is an absolute savage
Cheese
And Pete seemed like he liked the joke.
Carr, you're welcome
He absolutely owned everyone here. :D
The Jeff Dunham joke about him was hilarious though.
The interaction between pete and jimmy are both savage and wholesome
The fact Pete Yelling HEYYYY you guys Cracked me up of what he said to Peyton LOL
The best part isn't any of the roasts, is just Nikki trying to not burst laughing when he said the scarecrow one to Ann Coulter
That made me laugh even harder! đđđđđđđđđđđđ
@@sergiovelasquez8525 yep, exactly đđ
Peyton Manningâs put down on Davidson is probably the funniest one there, if he came up w that himself thatâs very impressive
Peyton is a hilarious dude
I almost spit out my drink on that one
Peyton delivered that so clean I was dying đ
Bruh, when he said âwhoâs scaring the crowsâ away from our crops, that had me dying bruh đ
âPlease donât eat meâ sounded so genuine like he actually sounded scared đ
I love how Peyton Manning really got Pete to laugh. Manning has great delivery.
I thought his joke was the best out of all.
8:59 Is Shaq wiping his eyes with Kevin Hartâs bedsheets?
criminally underrated comment
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i love how pete's roasts always include a nice lil compliment somewhere in them
6:06 I love how his arm twitches as he finishes the joke and the way he glares at her like he's expecting an answer.
âsnoop dogg and ludicrous are here. iâd be freaking out if i was 38â đđđđđ»đđ»
*Ludacris đ
You know that bothered Luda đđ
âIâm not the only athlete up here. As you know, earlier this year Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derbyâ
Legendary status lol, Peyton isnât even a comedian but that just might be my favorite roast of all time
Can you please give context?
@@sirah1282 the kentucky dirby is a horse race. he called her a horse.
I didnât know Pete was so funny. I like him even more đ
6:05 this was the best đ€Łđ„
Every time someone made a joke about Pete you could see in his eyes him planning their roast
Pete: Macaulay Culkin looks worst than I thought
David: đđđ wait
Let's be honest petes delivery was the best his come back were cold and the funniest one there lol
He snapped so hard đ€Łđ€Łđđ
Pete vs Ann is giving strong Holt vs Wuntch energy
Yesssss
nine nineeeee
Literally realised how similar to the hades joke the scarecrow joke is lol
Bought a smile to my wee face seeing this reference. Noice
"If you're here, then who is guarding Hades?" đ„đ„đ„
"please dont eat me" đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
"Thanks for taking to throw barrels at Super Mario brother to be here." Loved that joke!
Peyton the only non comedian yet had the best joke of the night đ€Ł so impressive
Peytonâs just there to read his pre written jokes and cash his check lol he didnât even know who he was
Love the way Anne never laughs at any of their jokes and is just seething in anger
They weren't jokes. Trust me, Pete meant it when he called her a C--- . She's said some pretty awful things to hurt him.
@@nicolewagner6549 and she deserves it tbh
It seemed like Ann Coulter genuinely had no idea where she was or what was going on
She's not programmed to understand comedy.
i love pete bruh heâs so sweet
The tension between Pete and Rob is crazy đđđ bro said "I'm coming for you"
british dude: *makes somewhat horrific 9/11 joke that could be considered insensitive but was really frickin funny*
crowd: *speechless*
pete: that was dope:)
British dude....
Jimmy Carr is so brutal. Love him.
"British dude" bro thats Jimmy Carr đ hes one of the most famous comedians currently alive
"Somewhat horrific" is a fantastic line. đ
Ann Coulter: on stage
Pete Davidson: *canât she just die*
"if I was 38 I'd be freaking out right now" idk why that one made me laugh the most.
5:07 Rob Loweâs laugh just shows how deep down he knows Peteâs spitting facts đ
Hearing all these jokes and then trying to figure out why will smacked Chris for a very light hearted joke. SMH. Donât ever invite will to one of these. It would turn into a MMA match.
Hahaha What I love about these comedians is that they also laugh at themselves. Great sportsmanship! đđ