Yassified Pinocchio is a boy and he’s ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!

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  • čas přidán 6. 09. 2024

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  • @lucassmith7770
    @lucassmith7770 Před 2 lety +4164

    So this is what it feels like after a night of drinking. This movie has so many lessons within the garbage.

  • @toothless2067
    @toothless2067 Před 2 lety +9812

    That’s the most straight sounding line I’ve heard him say in this entire movie

    • @rpghorrorfan879
      @rpghorrorfan879 Před 2 lety +685

      Father when can I be on my owwwwn? 😫

    • @jetimate0203
      @jetimate0203 Před 2 lety +501

      Father when can i leave to be on my OwN☺️💅

    • @Robotic_Boi
      @Robotic_Boi Před 2 lety +2

      Ive got the whole ✨worldussy✨

    • @lughzi1591
      @lughzi1591 Před 2 lety +2

      @@jetimate0203 I gOt ThE WhOlE WoRlDtUsSy

    • @arandomguy517
      @arandomguy517 Před 2 lety +502

      I’ve got the worldussy

  • @marigo856
    @marigo856 Před 2 lety +8703

    I've been thinking about watching this movie just for the hell of it, but seeing these clips on youtube without any context is just a joy in itself.

    • @KaraK348
      @KaraK348 Před 2 lety +156

      it really is, now i don't know if i want to or not 😭😭

    • @shawnbay2211
      @shawnbay2211 Před 2 lety +101

      These VAs are super talented. They wanted it like this and it makes the movie 10* better because of that.

    • @elyastoohey6621
      @elyastoohey6621 Před 2 lety +215

      I’m going to see it. I secretly suspect the voice actors intentionally overreacted the hell out of it, and that it was just a running gag amongst them.
      It looks like Ike a terrible film and plot, and frankly the only selling point is the voice acting.

    • @fishhh_net
      @fishhh_net Před 2 lety +10

      I want to see it too where can i see it ?

    • @elyastoohey6621
      @elyastoohey6621 Před 2 lety +1

      @@fishhh_net 10 days bro

  • @ethanol1586
    @ethanol1586 Před 2 lety +16984

    I feel like the voice actor for Pinocchio was totally hungover and just did all his lines in a phone booth in one afternoon

    • @QWERTYARRIAGA
      @QWERTYARRIAGA Před 2 lety +158

      He’s the SpongeBob voice actor

    • @theotherjared9824
      @theotherjared9824 Před 2 lety +742

      @@QWERTYARRIAGA actually, Geppetto is voiced by Tom Kenny, not Pinocchio

    • @QWERTYARRIAGA
      @QWERTYARRIAGA Před 2 lety +38

      @@theotherjared9824 okay

    • @89Crono
      @89Crono Před 2 lety +388

      Unfortunately, Pauly Shore just sounds like that.

    • @CamembertRun
      @CamembertRun Před 2 lety +170

      That totally sounds like something Pauly Shore would do tbh

  • @astrea4020
    @astrea4020 Před 2 lety +3819

    This is fucking hilarious. The voice actor absolutely knew what he was doing.

    • @nexiuz2233
      @nexiuz2233 Před 2 lety +277

      it sounds like it was written by a 5 year old and voiced over by a gay 12 year old

    • @roastedbabytoes7910
      @roastedbabytoes7910 Před 2 lety +117

      @@nexiuz2233 I've never seen a more accurate description in my life.

    • @aliy132
      @aliy132 Před 2 lety +95

      @@nexiuz2233 drunk gay 12 year old*

    • @theblaze5530
      @theblaze5530 Před 2 lety +51

      @@aliy132 who let that 12 year old drink

    • @chikin6146
      @chikin6146 Před 2 lety +59

      Im pretty sure the whole production knew what they were doing. Idk the budget of the film but they probably made more from people wanting to see how bad it.

  • @MRDOT12345
    @MRDOT12345 Před 2 lety +5008

    The sequel to him dying has finally come out. This is a terrible day for the wordussy…

    • @votepochitasupremacy9174
      @votepochitasupremacy9174 Před 2 lety +45

      What is a wordussuy

    • @gregorywiederecht
      @gregorywiederecht Před 2 lety

      @@votepochitasupremacy9174 world p*ssy. It's a riff on that line from the trailer where he says "I've got the whole world to see (worldussy)

    • @qq3xy347
      @qq3xy347 Před 2 lety +213

      @@votepochitasupremacy9174 in the trailer he says "I've got the whole world to see" but when he said the last 3 words of that sentence it sounded like like as if he said "I've got the whole worldussuy". Honestly I was confused like you at first as well as to why people were saying worldussuy so much but when I rewatched the trailer I understood.

    • @MRDOT12345
      @MRDOT12345 Před 2 lety +95

      @@votepochitasupremacy9174 you know the scene where he is all like FATHER WHY CANT I LEAVE I HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE but he says it like it’s worldussy

    • @Memecious
      @Memecious Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/kesrUO7mdVU/video.html.

  • @ciara.eason13
    @ciara.eason13 Před 2 lety +953

    After taking his father's soul by force, yassified Pinocchio has now have the craving for human souls.

    • @martaleszkiewicz5115
      @martaleszkiewicz5115 Před 2 lety +1

      *s o u l d u s s y*

    • @SairinEarthsea
      @SairinEarthsea Před 2 lety +46

      And he has to see za warudussy.

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 Před 2 lety +7

      He’s a Chaos God

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 Před 2 lety +8

      He once got shot point blank and received zero damage. He's immortal as long as he keeps consuming souls

    • @grahamshaw9873
      @grahamshaw9873 Před rokem +1

      @@comradekenobi6908 He's the 6th Chaos God. When he was created, he let out a psychic shriek hundreds of times more powerful than Slaanesh's

  • @deadumbreon2512
    @deadumbreon2512 Před 2 lety +786

    This movie seems actually pretty funny with that voice and everything

    • @shadowbat2095
      @shadowbat2095 Před 2 lety +57

      Pinocchio with that voice definitely carried this movie (him and the trigger happy cat).

    • @Rubinkys
      @Rubinkys Před 2 lety +33

      so bad it's good

    • @smh5179
      @smh5179 Před 2 lety +14

      they knew it wouldnt be good so they made it intentionally bad with the voice acting lkadjsfhg

    • @Rnjesus386
      @Rnjesus386 Před 2 lety +12

      I feel like this movie is going to become a hell of a stoner movie

  • @henrygaribay2534
    @henrygaribay2534 Před 2 lety +300

    We can't let this movie fail.

  • @grandpapa5868
    @grandpapa5868 Před 2 lety +843

    this belongs in all my playlists, even the one named: “i cried”

  • @mutantsandmemes
    @mutantsandmemes Před 2 lety +142

    Pinocchio: I'M A BOY AND I'M *ALIIIIIVVVVEEEE!!*
    Meanwhile, Gepetto: **dead**

  • @Ichigo111293
    @Ichigo111293 Před 2 lety +370

    This movie is a fucking treasure. Pauly Shore makes this shit watchable for all the wrong reasons and I love it. Thank you, Pauly.

  • @MokeSumUp
    @MokeSumUp Před 2 lety +118

    To retain it's mortality, Pinnochio must first quench his thirst for human souls.

  • @EvanStarDream
    @EvanStarDream Před 2 lety +1191

    Geppetto gave his soul to Pinocchio so he could see the worldussy

    • @votepochitasupremacy9174
      @votepochitasupremacy9174 Před 2 lety +1

      What is worldussy

    • @serafine2254
      @serafine2254 Před 2 lety +3

      @@votepochitasupremacy9174
      "poo said" (in present tense) of world

    • @Nocturne22
      @Nocturne22 Před 2 lety

      @@votepochitasupremacy9174 a world pussy

    • @notme69
      @notme69 Před 2 lety +35

      @@votepochitasupremacy9174 worldussy deez nuts

    • @2alsen
      @2alsen Před 2 lety

      Man I would give everything for that worldussy

  • @Angel.Stay.Moa.Engene
    @Angel.Stay.Moa.Engene Před 2 lety +469

    I haven't watched this movie yet but I love it already. It's so bad that its good

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 Před 2 lety +6

      @Identity Paulie Shore is not very talented

    • @chanlamkha5766
      @chanlamkha5766 Před 2 lety +8

      @Identity that's just excuse, every talent actor will know how to adjust voice to fit a character. But Pauly shore is bad actor, the reason he got jobs in Hollywood in 90s is because of his mom working in the industry.

    • @bau9894
      @bau9894 Před 2 lety +4

      @@chanlamkha5766 he was alright in a goofy movie

    • @peirong
      @peirong Před 2 lety +5

      @Identity pinocchio even said that he was made of high quality material in the trailer 💀💀💀

    • @Scarlettt343
      @Scarlettt343 Před 2 lety +6

      @@peirong material gworl

  • @WhatTheDogDoin-
    @WhatTheDogDoin- Před 2 lety +290

    “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” - The life alert grandma

  • @Rybz
    @Rybz Před 2 lety +42

    Geppetto is always more and more done with Pinocchio in each clip I see. I love how in this one he just died.

  • @Joey7Z7Horror
    @Joey7Z7Horror Před 2 lety +31

    I love how his voice ranges from a fruity boi to some kind of drunk knight

  • @totalhydration5240
    @totalhydration5240 Před 2 lety +153

    Pretty sure the voice acting is 100% on purpose.

  • @rachel.marie08
    @rachel.marie08 Před 2 lety +102

    someone at the board meeting for this movie: Ok guys so hear me out. We do the story of Pinocchio, but he's fruity and yassified ✨💅

  • @r-giireactions2235
    @r-giireactions2235 Před 2 lety +68

    This seriously sounds like a horror. The birth of a new horror upon this world.

  • @Killjoy45
    @Killjoy45 Před 2 lety +35

    Did I just witness the aftermath of two guys having a drinking contest? The older guy clearly has lost and the younger one who won stumbles himself to the bathroom.

  • @two-bit5702
    @two-bit5702 Před 2 lety +38

    he doesn't even sound gay in this clip he sounds like a drunk scottish guy

    • @isoknight0728
      @isoknight0728 Před 2 lety +3

      What makes me a good demoman? IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' HERE, DISCUSSIN' IT WITH YA NOW WOULD I!? Let's do it! Not one of ya's gonna survive this! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch!... AND KABLOOEY! I got a manky eye... I'm a black, Scottish cyclops! They've got more [...] than they've got the likes of me. So! T'all you fine dandies so proud, so sure. Prancin' around with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me, I say. I'll be waitin' on ya with a whiff of the ol' brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable, WITH AN UNHAPPY BLOODY END! Ahahaha... Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together, in Hell!

    • @two-bit5702
      @two-bit5702 Před 2 lety +2

      @@isoknight0728 This is exactly what I had in my head while watching this clip

    • @aisnaianaiansisns
      @aisnaianaiansisns Před 2 lety +1

      Idk what's going on but I'm gonna pretend I do

  • @Modding_Jackster
    @Modding_Jackster Před 2 lety +16

    Imagine summoning a puppet to life and the first thing it does is laugh and then stand up and walk saying he is a boy and he’s alive, You would regret it.

  • @xxyourlocalidiotxx
    @xxyourlocalidiotxx Před 2 lety +28

    he's aliiêËÊEEÆAÃËEEVEe

  • @budchumplaylists6148
    @budchumplaylists6148 Před 2 lety +65

    Little does everyone know, this is actually a pretty good voice actor that usually plays the 'idiot' or 'hungover like' character, so.... Yunno. The more you know💖

  • @just_a_mollusk
    @just_a_mollusk Před 2 lety +79

    Guys, I know this might sound crazy but, I think he’s a boy and he’s alive.

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii Před 2 lety +8

    Voice acting: *"I'm A bOy AnD i'M **_aLaAiIiEeVe"_*
    Animation: 🧍‍♂️

  • @trodull
    @trodull Před 2 lety +5

    I love how Gappetto just fucking dies

  • @rpghorrorfan879
    @rpghorrorfan879 Před 2 lety +80

    Fun fact his voice actor voiced Bobby in Goofy Movie

    • @densel.c8935
      @densel.c8935 Před 2 lety +6

      @Hidden Sponge The french call it "Le fromage"

  • @PhantoMace2012
    @PhantoMace2012 Před 2 lety +7

    The unecessary zoom on Gepetto’s lifeless body had me rolling

  • @solarprogeny6736
    @solarprogeny6736 Před 2 lety +51

    his voice is so bad like even when it doesn't sound gay it sounds just like a 45 year old drunk chainsmoker constantly yelling through the entire movie

  • @NRobbi42
    @NRobbi42 Před 2 lety +106

    Having my only exposure to this film be through your channel, I can only assume Geppetto gave his soul to Pinocchio after he was tragically shot to death by the cat.

  • @venom-db1mf
    @venom-db1mf Před 2 lety +13

    this movie is a meme material

  • @ummiumara1987
    @ummiumara1987 Před 2 lety +481

    This movie isnt trash.
    It just needs better animation, better voice acting, better storyline, better dialog...
    You know wht, this movie is trash.
    Edit: but its also meme gold

  • @Berserkable
    @Berserkable Před 2 lety +48

    After reading some of the comments I just have one question. How do people not know who Pauly Shore is??? That voice is just too….. iconic

    • @RandomPerson-ui3xv
      @RandomPerson-ui3xv Před 2 lety +11

      He's only famous in the 90s and he's been irrelevant since then

    • @Smoothïllustrated
      @Smoothïllustrated Před 2 lety +5

      Well for most youngsters Pauly shore is a bit before their time XD

    • @Ichigo111293
      @Ichigo111293 Před 2 lety +3

      The second I heard Pinocchio’s voice in the trailer I knew it was Pauly. His voice is almost Nostalgic to me. lol

    • @Uniongamers
      @Uniongamers Před rokem +1

      Was thinking the exact same thing. Just proves the commenters are all zoomers. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go watch my Bio-dome VHS.

  • @chancebershaw7883
    @chancebershaw7883 Před 2 lety +10

    Lionsgate knew exactly what they were doing when they chose pinocchio’s VA

  • @cupsonplushproductions5959

    I would love to strap my worst of enemies down keep their eyeballs peeled open and be forced to watch this

  • @call1sto777
    @call1sto777 Před 2 lety +4

    This movie is just a walking meme

  • @bunnylover2070
    @bunnylover2070 Před 2 lety +2

    He got ALIIIIVEEE by making Gepetto unalive. Rip old man 😂

  • @stellarisme73
    @stellarisme73 Před 2 lety +7

    *Casually walks over his maker dead on the ground*

  • @MsWinxmusa
    @MsWinxmusa Před 2 lety +1

    "I'm a bOy and I'm ALIIIVE ✨"
    Later:
    "Pinocchio, you're alive!"
    "Uhh I guess so? 🙄😒"

  • @gachinx
    @gachinx Před rokem +4

    i learned 2 things
    1. he's a boy
    2. he's alive

  • @H4xri
    @H4xri Před 2 lety +1

    This never ceases to amaze me

  • @anton1990
    @anton1990 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Don’t ever change, Pauly.
    We love you.

  • @zayden1359
    @zayden1359 Před 2 lety +1

    when he said
    "IMABOY ANDAMALAAI-"
    I really felt that

  • @theamazonbois7970
    @theamazonbois7970 Před 2 lety +5

    I think fruity Pinocchio killed him

  • @seandoyle296
    @seandoyle296 Před 2 lety +5

    This is approaching some Food Fight-tier shit animation and voiceovers. Wonderful

  • @nancygonzalezgarcia8701
    @nancygonzalezgarcia8701 Před 2 lety +7

    Can we just picture SpongeBob saying these lines?

  • @adonaiyah2196
    @adonaiyah2196 Před 2 lety +1

    I don't know whats funnier the falling over or Geppetto knocked out cold on the floor

  • @brittonsings3243
    @brittonsings3243 Před 2 lety +1

    This movie is straight up a fever dream

  • @skoopercantdraw
    @skoopercantdraw Před 2 lety +10

    "IM A BOY AND IM ALIVE"
    "pinnochio im dying"

  • @Slipperyslab
    @Slipperyslab Před 2 lety +10

    Me when I infiltrate the Damn Daniel headquarters (they kidnapped Mister Meat for their nefarious plans)

  • @_.ana._.
    @_.ana._. Před rokem +2

    Pauly Shore is truly talented. Few can make a character sound fruity by saying literally anything

  • @memeelfman324
    @memeelfman324 Před 2 lety +4

    He’s alive

  • @dramallama180
    @dramallama180 Před 2 lety +1

    This feels like an abridged series. Not an actual dub.

  • @yourmoms_sidepiece69420
    @yourmoms_sidepiece69420 Před 2 lety +1

    This movie feels like a bad fever dream 🫣

  • @DMAN99
    @DMAN99 Před 2 lety +2

    I’m glad that Pauly shore has been unleashed on a newer generation.

  • @galaxyspice5805
    @galaxyspice5805 Před 2 lety +2

    Waking up after top surgery like

  • @DiegoMantilla
    @DiegoMantilla Před 2 lety

    I honestly love the voice actor.

  • @SavoxYT
    @SavoxYT Před rokem +1

    "Gonna work on my tannaaaaage, buuuuuuuuddy!"

  • @ihavenoidea2805
    @ihavenoidea2805 Před 2 lety +2

    Why is Geppeto on the floor I'm fucking dying😭😭

  • @derekstronf1837
    @derekstronf1837 Před 2 lety

    This is gonna be the 'The Room' of Pinocchio movies

  • @Yasyyyyy
    @Yasyyyyy Před 2 lety +2

    I am a boy, and i am Aliveee!😍😍😍
    Old man: 💀

  • @Bleepbloop-vl9hn
    @Bleepbloop-vl9hn Před 2 lety +1

    Good cause he’s got a whole woooorld dussay😍💅

  • @motherjup1ter
    @motherjup1ter Před 2 lety +1

    i had to watch the clip 2 times before i realised it wasnt the old man stating he was alive

  • @yvesgxrl
    @yvesgxrl Před 2 lety +1

    “I’m ælîve I’m a bœee and I’m ælîve”

  • @graemewest9887
    @graemewest9887 Před 2 lety +5

    I swear, you cannot mess up with emotions THIS bad. No excitement or wonder at being able to move AT ALL! So I am fully convinced that he was just playing for laughs, and for that, I congratulate him.

  • @on_melancholy_hill
    @on_melancholy_hill Před 4 měsíci +1

    2 things we learned:
    1. He's a boy
    2. He's a boy and he's alive

  • @heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
    @heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy Před 2 lety +2

    guys he's ALAAAAAIVE

  • @ronnyjazershorts4145
    @ronnyjazershorts4145 Před 2 lety +1

    he has the whole world dussy

  • @IAM_A_Mango
    @IAM_A_Mango Před rokem +1

    Pinocchio drunk and out of his mind

  • @harveylopez1825
    @harveylopez1825 Před rokem

    The thumbnail really slayed💋❤

  • @regularfern
    @regularfern Před 2 lety

    This movie seems amazing so far.

  • @uppermoon_2.
    @uppermoon_2. Před 2 lety +1

    The voice: 😲🤯😯💀
    The face: 😐😒🧐

  • @nemjef121
    @nemjef121 Před 2 lety

    Old man doing the "Stretch out" taunt from dark souls
    , but also praise the sun.

  • @burgrr3651
    @burgrr3651 Před 2 lety

    He has the whole world to see new 💅😩

  • @novagriddyshorts
    @novagriddyshorts Před 2 lety

    He just chilled he ain’t dead

  • @TylerMcNamer
    @TylerMcNamer Před rokem

    This should have been a theatrical release.

  • @charlotteemilyreal
    @charlotteemilyreal Před 2 lety

    I love this scene sm it's underrated

  • @angiemangie7689
    @angiemangie7689 Před 2 lety

    HE IS A BOY AND ALIVE! what more could we have asked for!
    also its just hilarious to see geppetto just dead on the ground while he doesn't give a damn

  • @sS0O0L
    @sS0O0L Před 2 lety

    i love how *E V E R Y O N E* is watching this now, and that's incredible. me included

  • @somebodyontheinternet39

    We need a sequel for more Pinocchio memes 😭😭

  • @alexmercer9672
    @alexmercer9672 Před 2 lety +10

    Pinocchio: I'm alllive!!
    Geppedo: I'm dead!!
    (I know Geppedo is actually just passed out...but the feels of this movie(If you want to call it that) makes it seem that way.)

  • @25_stevyanathania79
    @25_stevyanathania79 Před 2 lety +4

    Actually, the title is "Pinnochio: A True Story" but I think it's not the true story at all.
    First of all, pinnochio's iconic thing from the beginning was his nose that can grow as he lies. But in this movie his nose was NOT MOVING AT ALL😩💅
    Then, the father should've made a 'CHILD' figure, not "TEEN" figure.
    Last, he should've made from wOOD NOT PLASTIC-

  • @toazethegecko
    @toazethegecko Před 2 lety +2

    Why does he sounded so angry when he finds out that he's alive? 😭

  • @Swaggiestswagpersontoeverswag

    Pauly shore got some explaining to do 😂

  • @JLWCproductions
    @JLWCproductions Před 2 lety

    Let us press f for our old boi

  • @Made_on_marzzz
    @Made_on_marzzz Před 2 lety +1

    He’s alliiiieeeeevvvvuuuuhhhh ☺️💅

  • @zsofia_
    @zsofia_ Před 2 lety

    One of my favorite lines of yassified pinnochio

  • @milano.cookie
    @milano.cookie Před 2 lety +1

    I think his daddy is having a hangover. 👁👄👁

  • @STOKERMATHALLAN
    @STOKERMATHALLAN Před 2 lety

    That settles it, I have to watch this

  • @justv1bin
    @justv1bin Před 2 lety

    POV: it's the night after an absolute RAGER of a party

  • @iByRaMa
    @iByRaMa Před 2 lety +1

    This somewhat has the same vibes as "Cocainum!"

  • @smokingpinocchio6942
    @smokingpinocchio6942 Před 2 lety

    If this turns out to be a "so bad its good" type of movie, Im watching the hell out of it.

  • @bluelanternguardianangel8038

    Omg this movie is gonna be GOLD!!!! Lmao

  • @The_Marvelist
    @The_Marvelist Před 2 lety

    “ Father when can I leave to be- *ALIVE* “

  • @Henry-The-One-And-Only.

    I can confirm, he is a boy and he is alive

  • @DeletedDevilDeletedAngel

    Where'd the hunger game days go? Freakin went back to 2000s for no reason

  • @12DAMDO
    @12DAMDO Před 2 lety

    he sure is