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- čas přidán 3. 03. 2023
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George not getting the steamed ham reference physically hurt me
So that was Albany that was highlighted
Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
As a Simpsons fan, highlight of my day
Seymour, the house is on fire!
@@shaved_wombatNo, mother. It's just the Northern Lights.
Okay, so allow me to explain the Steamed Hams lore: It is from the Simpsons episode "22 Short Films About Springfield". Principal Skinner invites Superintendent Chalmers to his home for a luncheon. However, he accidentally burnt his roast and knows Chalmers is on his way, so he sneakily goes to Krusty Burger and pass it off as his own. But Chalmers walks in as he climbs through the window to escape, so Skinner says he's getting rid of the smoke from the steamed "clams". Chalmers corrects him that it's steam, but he buys the lie anyway and leaves the kitchen, allowing Skinner to escape. Skinner returns with a plate of hamburgers, with Chalmers confused as he thought it was clams. Skinner says that he said steamed HAMS and that it's a regional dialect.
Chalmers asks where, and Skinner says Upstate New York. Chalmers reveals he's from Utica and that he's never heard of hamburgers being called that. Skinner corrects him that it's an Albany expression. Chalmers notices that the burgers are the exact way Krusty Burger makes them and that they aren't steamed, they're grilled. Skinner, cornered, goes to the kitchen and noticed he forgot to turn off the oven...causing the whole kitchen to go on fire. When Skinner tries to rush Chalmers because of it, Skinner says that it's "Aurora borealis" in his kitchen. He is convinced.
Localised entirely in his kitchen, lol
@@andrewnorth170 at this time of year, in this part of the country
Thank you. Also, why are you fucking everywhere?
Oh Hey Avery, I've seen you over at the Urban Rescue Ranch 👋
🤓
As an Australian, he definitely shat himself
As an Australian, I am an Australian
He did. What a way to top off the sharks loss in 97, in Engerdine.
@@bibsp3556ewww nrl
Don’t think George knows we can legally marry our first cousin in the UK too
I wish I never knew that
My state doesn't have that problem.
Wha!? I thought we were better than that u_u
Its actually legal in most european countrys as these laws are rarely touched upon, even though it should probably be banned.
Yep, my mums aunt and uncle are first cousins, they married in the 50s or 60s idk
Bit more on the sparrow war in China. Basically as George said they started it because of sparrows eating some crops but after the massive cull they realised that sparrow ate more locusts than crops and by killing so any sparrows there wasn't any predators for the locusts so instead of killing a few thousand sparrows they had to kill billions of locusts those sparrows would have killed anyway.
then millions starved Chinese history always has the end result of millions die. like that war with the guy who said he was Jesus' brother
Chinese history is always "millions perished".
Love that the conclusion of what a public sauna is, is that it’s a public sauna. Great content yet again, George!
George didn’t get the steamed ham reference… he’s not even human confirmed
Why do you think he wears the mask?
He's a synth
Does George not know what sweet potatoes are??
love how bewildered people get when they learn just how many saunas there are in Finland
fun fact most apartment complexes have a public sauna for it's residents on the top floor (sometimes in the basement in old buildings) where you can have a certain time on a certain day reserved for you. This is if your apartment itself doesn't already have a smaller private sauna, which a lot do
we go on holiday every year and I'd say 55% of our time is in a sauna
Haha we got a LOT of saunas over here in Sweden too (Probably so our eastern homies feel at home)
SUOMI EDUSTUSTA 💯💯🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🙏🙏🙏
I love myself a Sauna. Love visiting the family back there, everyone's got one at least.
To explain the italy one; theres an insane amount of dialects in italy, like literally almost every little town, each of which would have a different word for it. I call it mussa at time, which you can find in liguria in the top left
And no, the actual country of Chad doesn't have buff people walking around all over the place. Chad is ranked at the very BOTTOM of the Human Development Index, there's intercommunal clashes, terrorism, and it's one of the most corrupt countries around. And regarding Italy, it's not just regional dialects of Italian itself. Italian is a part of the Italo-Dalmation languages, and it's not the only language within it! Italian may be the only official language of the country, but it's not the only language spoken there! There's also Tuscan, Central Italian, Emilian, Sardinian, Venetian, Sicilian, and others. Though the general population likes to refer to these languages as dialects.
You can’t say anything
please do a load of map videos again, they're elite asf
george i am so obsessed with your map videos
The requirements for cousin marriage are often that you’re either too old to have kids or one of the couple is sterile 💀
So it allows people to marry their cousin as long as they don’t have any inbr*d kids?
does being gay work? I mean, that also doesn't result in children.
@@gamesandglory1648 I… have no idea honestly? Maybe they’ll revise those laws bc some people are legally male but can still have kids, so there would have to be a lot of fine print 😭
It's no myth. He really shat himself in engadine maccas.
“I did NOT shit my pants at an engadine maccas in 1997, I don’t know where this has come from but STOP” -Scomo from his Hawaii Airbnb feb 2020
1:23 good old engadine maccas
The reason why we call it Soccer is because Australia already has its own Football, most people call it "Footy"
My guess as to why the US uses MM/DD/YYYY is that that’s the order you say it when you spell it out (October 12th, 2022). But DD/MM/YYYY still makes more sense when just using numbers.
What's the name of the holiday that celebrates US independence?
Thanks to the editor for constantly cutting away from the maps so that we can see a hat, a bandana and some glasses in all of their full screen glory.
I had to watch at 50% speed to even vaguely take in anything that George was reacting to... and I had to listen to him talking like it's a crap scene from a lazy movie that wants to show you that 'someone is tripping'.
Oh pardon him for showing that he genuinely reacts to what he's seeing. There's a clue in the name: "reaction video".
We love a good useless map, somehow they are useful
00:47 mmm steamed hams
Oh shit! George is catching on to out Steamed Hams. Quickly! We must hide the Aurora Borealis in the kitchen!
Distract him by stretching your calves!
Don’t forget the steamed clams
Shoutout to Intercourse PA: a town everyone in a NJ public school has been to on a school trip to Hershey park / Gettysburg and had one kid buy the “i ❤ Intercourse” shirt at the gift shop
You can legally marry your first cousin in England, don’t recommend it though.
There is just something i love about these map videos
Sweet potatoes are just a vegetable George we have them here in England too it's not a dish
The only actual terrible map is any one that features kent. Most notably thanet.
The screwdrivers one is complete crap. In Australia you turn things clockwise to tighten/screw in things. no idea where that map came from but has never been true.
when you tap 1 on your keyboard, George says one at the same time
George should tell us more about his recent American travels
1:37 idk why we use the month-day-year format either, but my personal theory is because it aligns more with how you usually say a date out loud. Like when telling someone the date you usually say "January 1st" instead of "the first of January" (at least in the US). I don't actually know that's just my theory.
Might be how YOU say a date out loud mate! 😠
... I'm joking, I'm chill!
But yeah, in the UK we would usually say "the first of January" (but I don't think anyone would really notice if someone said it the American way either).
I only disovered recently that British ppl also read long numbers (like phone or credit card numbers) different to people in the usa!
That Simpsons reference goes hard
Mathew beam standing there
I want more map videos, please, please do these more often
that's a mighty large forehead you've got there Mr Memeulous 1:16
me and you both george. I love looking at how earth MAP looked like millions years ago
Yeah bro, Scott Morrison shit himself at my local McDonald’s. I’m very proud
For anyone wondering about the China sparrow thing, the long and short of it was that the chinese government declared war on mosquitos because of malaria, rats and pigeons because of plague, and sparrows because they ate seeds out of sown crop fields. It was a very widespread campaign that utterly decimated the chinese sparrow populations, however the chinese government failed to realize that while the sparrow ate crop seeds, it mainly ate insects like locusts. With little to no sparrows left to perform population control, the locust population boomed to massive levels and caused more devastation to the crops than the sparrows ever could, which led to the great chinese famine of 1960-61, the most devastating famine in human history. So in an effort to prevent famine, Mao Zedong caused the biggest famine.
Look at Alabama on the map without the first letter of the state😂😂
No one talking about how George missed the steamed hams joke
You mean apart from by far the most popular comment…?
@@glewis9546this comment was made at exactly the same time so they most likely hadn’t seen it
3:29 as a cumbrian I'm sad that Cockermouth has been forgotten 😭😭
Yes many many people died from China killing so many sparrows, as they were already struggling before but the sparrows were keeping the insects under control.
ah nothing better than map man memeulous
so for non australians: it is not an urban myth. our former prime minister, scott morrison, did indeed shit himself in an engadine maccas. he denies it, but the people know the truth
These maps sure are terrible
Lmao
u were first
i love you george
Wankers Corner used to be a little settlement where the roundabout is. All that's left is a little gas station that sells merch with the name on it.
rip wankers corner, no people left to wank 😔
map: they call burgers steamed hams
george: mmyess, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled
I love staring at maps too ☺ this video was too fast for me though so i paused it quite a bit, there truly are some weird maps out there indeed
Please more map content I love it
Italy has tons of languages, Italian is just the standard so most people assume that's only one.
The U.S. is designed so poorly because of the car industry. They played a huge part in city planning while the interstate system was being introduced in the 50's, and they wanted to make it as inconvenient as possible for people to live without cars in America.
They also literally invented the term "jaywalking" and ran huge newspaper campaigns promoting it to shift the blame about the massive amounts of pedestrian deaths by reckless drivers from the drivers to the pedestrians.
And it somehow worked.
Banging
You what? NO TURKEY???!
No, Scott J. Morrison did shit himself in Engadine McDonald's in 1997
As an Australian I can't confirm our ex Prime Minister Scomo shat himself but wouldn't it be funny.
I hope that he somehow got the Steamed Hams reference since he ended up saying they aren’t actually steamed.
I love maps!
It's not only the US, the Philippines also uses the MMDDYY format for dates. That map is wrong.
As someone who lives right next to Essex, I am proud
2:03 sweet home Alabama
How did he not get the steamed hams reference it’s extremely iconic and the best Albany expression any I gotta go there’s aurora borealis in my kitchen
4:48 It’s in PA. Top Gear went there.
Love being early to a cheeky George M video
First cousin marriage is legal in the UK. I know someone from school who’s parents are cousins
Finland actually has even more sauna's not just public ones.. almost every house has a sauna. If a house does not have a sauna i doubt it will sell very well
3:29 no cockermouth 😢
It's ok, guys, I'm Polish and would walk away from Poland as well if I had a choice.
Hey George, Australian here. The reason we call football soccer here is because we have another sport called Aussie Rules Football (or AFL) a lot of people still call it football.
"Where you taking us?" "BEER"
The whole MMDDYY format was actually due to the British. They started it first and obviously the colonies also used it. The biritish later on changed but America kept it.
I guess george memeulous doesn't know that sauna is finnish culture
If it wasn't a British CZcamsr uploading this title..
Donkey town is a weird thing because it’s really just an area of west end, near Woking
4:32 There is no way they chose Balltown over Bussey for Iowa
:)
this is bob
GEORGE MEMEULOUS
As someone who is from America, I just want to say: I don't fucking understand why Football is called Soccer, and our version of Football is called Football- when the entire game is holding and throwing the ball and tackling & chasing each other like idiots. The only time the foot ever touches the ball is when they do a goal kick. Football in America should really just be called Tackle Ball or Barbarian Ball or Get-Concussions Ball- because that's what it is.
Oh how I love maps
Of course Florida’s most popular brand is Hooters.
the prime minister def shat his pants
Nah Scott Morrison legit shit himself in the maccies which shaped him as a person and no one can say he/it didn’t
Hello George! Nice Video!
4:32: Idaho, Michigan, New York, Ohio, South Carolina, Arkansas and Georgia.
In New Zealand we call it football, not soccer, but from the American influence on the internet alot of people call it soccer:(
james probably feels betrayed not being on this map video
mao ordered the chinese to kill all the sparrows but then all the bugs that the sparrows normally would have eaten started overpopulating and totally destroyed the crop.
drew durnil didnt upload so this is good enough
pls do map of pangea i think pangea is very polite
goerge im busting
mmmm, Steamed Hams
you know first cousin marriage is legal in the UK.
Yummy video George
Cardboard man’s just hanging out with his weed
I think the Australian Prime Minister did actually shit himself
I'm American, and let me say, I've never really liked the sport soccer, and it's mostly because it's just association but shortened
3:05 I feel like they got Minnesota wrong, Target originated there.
how have you not heard of sweet potatoes
03:11 right so you’re telling me CAT? Is more famous than McDonalds? 😂
I'm from South Africa and we tighten screw clockwise.
I'm from Australia - we remember which way to tighten things by saying "righty tighty, lefty loosey"
@@Harnacke76 exactly! that song reminds us