Americans confuse me
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- čas přidán 2. 07. 2023
- Today I reacted to some funny and strange things Americans have said and done
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Imagine going to America speaking with a British accent and someone tells you to “Speak English!”
Tbf have you ever heard a west Cumbrian speak
@@infernobreath2998it’s beautiful
Most brits cant speak proper english not gonna lie, only they can understand themselves
@@skilletbakes420kind of. We’re definitely split into groups. I will never in my life be able to understand a strong scouse accent.
Americanese😂
If germany started doing a pledge of allegiance the world would lose their marbles.
Perfect comparison lul.. The US is like a mixture between 1933 & 1984.
Yet they're the first ones to call themselves a sovereign free democracy, and call the rest of the world an authoritarian dictatorship, (of course it's just thinly-veiled projection)
As a german i agree.
Also Mr Maginot would start pouring concrete again
Nah it will be fine but I would recomend you point your guns Eastwood rather than too the west we brits don't really want to go at it again not cus we would lose but because we don't want to lose our economy again
@@blackcountryme like it worked the first time xD
Italy: The country of pasta
Japan: The country of anime
US: The country of main character syndrome
Germany: the country of cars
France: The country of wine
Switzerland: The country of cheese
Netherlands: the country of tulips 😂
Austria: the country of mountains (I guess)
US: still the country of main character syndrome 😂😂
Given that nobody is making a video saying "Italy scares me" or "Japan scares me," I think America is quite clearly the main character.
@@dfdf-rj8jr the main character of stupidity for sure.
@@Kloetenhenne But then why are you so obsessed with America? I could make the same video of Kenyans and Chinese saying stupid things, but nobody would care.
Why do you use an American platform? Why use an American computer, or phone?
I still can’t believe Americans think that 23 minutes is a hike, I walk 30 minutes to school
Heard about a new thing they're trying to market, a soft hike. Better known in the civilized world as going out for a walk.
So do I
I walked longer than that and 4 times a day. 😅 for 5 years
Yeah, me neither! I used to walk 45 minutes to school when I was 10-14 years old, if my parent's couldn't take me there, and I was totally fine with it.
I used to walk 52 minutes to work.
I wouldn't even classify the 16 mile walk from Watford to Hyde Park as a hike because it doesn't go through the countryside.
The fact that so many Americans think that Europe is like, stuck in the medieval times scares me.
It's just projection on their part
Shhhh! Don't tell them we also have dragons, and our Royal Family occasionally ride them across London when the peasants aren't looking!
Shush All hail the Queen she still lives with our dragons and Gargoyles.
@@MaerahnThat must really annoy the Welsh.
Except if the Prince of Wales does it. And he should not name him Smaug. Please -- Pea-Souper at most.
Fairer to say, Europe is stuck with Middle Ages buildings. "Americans think a hundred years is a long time; the English think a hundred miles is a long way." John Cleese: "Someday I'd like to travel..."
It's because Americans have a medieval siege mentality. Their 'stand your ground' laws are a direct result of how frightened they are. It's why people get killed for knocking on the front door or using a driveway during a 3 point turn. Thanks to US Ed. they know nothing beyond their own shores & are happy living in ignorance in a bubble. It's very sad.
If Americans are so insistent that you say the date 'Month Day Year' then why do they call it 'The 4th of July' 🤔
lol happy July of the 4th!!🎉
@@PinkPanther4958 🤣🥳
Curious indeed.
The most perfect comment i've ever seen
Mic drop
I'm an Australian who recently visited the USA. An American boy was shocked to find out my friends and I don't know our American Civil War history. Our Civil War history. The conversation was shut down real quick when he thought James Cook was our first "president."
Well, at least he heard about cook
James Cook? Nah he’s the dude that chased a chook all around Australia. Lost his pants in the middle of France and found ‘em in Tasmania. 🐓🏃🏼
I wonder if that same boy could name three Australian states, or even identify Australia on a map. He would probably faint if he were to discover that just one Australian state [west oz] could swallow something like twenty or more US states, including Texas, in land area.
Is Texas big? Nah, it's smaller than at least four Ozzie states & one Territory.
President lmao
@@KB10GL That may be,but what about the residents off that state?24?200?,maybe 2000??We have in the Netherlands the biggest province(state) with 3840662 residents on 3403 squire km.
I once met a New Yorker who I initally thought had topped the ignorance charts when they said they were surprised that the UK had mobile phones, but they later topped this by revealing that they didn't understand why the Tube (London Underground) was so cramped: "Why didn't y'all just copy the New York subway and make it wider?"... maybe because it was started over four decades before (1863) the subway (1904)?😂
Some of them are as thick as mince.
@@jaxcoss5790 That's a mite insulting to mince though.
Well,i would say as a Dutchman,why dont you do something about that??You just go on with a underground that is build in 1863..Build a better underground!!!That would be in the Netherlands when such a dike exists from 1863,it doesnt)that every day we should stand in water up to our nose!Or worse!
As a user of the metric system, I don't understand how using bullets per square child is any clearer than degrees celsius.
*Cubic Bullets
*quarter eighths cubic bullets
@@quuaaarrrk8056 If it's a cubic bullet or square child... Something's wrong.
an american made a mild joke about british teeth? will bring up the slaughter of schoolchildren as response
@@hvvgvgh6422 you're quick to defend but slow to action. Just like US politicians
Americans talk about freedom and being "anti-commy", but don't realise that "pledging allegiance to the flag" is such a North Korea vibe
You don't have to do it, you can literally sit out lol
Genuinely it feels so dystopian, I'm sure if you grew up doing it then it'd feel normal, but for anyone else it's baffling
@@gentlemenduck858 I'm sure things are a bit different now (it was mandatory when my brother was in school in the US in the late 2000s), but the fact they still even do it is mad and a bit brainwashy.
@@shaun2463 I can see why you guys could perceive it like that lol. It's not mandatory now but there are still some old hags who will say some shit to you like "Respect your country" I just ignore em though.
@@shaun2463 It makes me uncomfortable so most of the time I choose to sit out.
Fun fact: the hand over the heart for the Pledge of Allegiance was only standardized in the early 1940s. Before that, a much different salute was much more popular, but that had become awkward, because the same salute had been even more popular in Germany since about 1933.
The US is just embarrasing, they didn't even give US compensation for overthrowing our government and replacing it with a dictatorship that tortured pregnant woman... and killed over 30.000 random people for nothing... thanks CIA
Yup, Germany borrowed the US Bellamy salute. Though there are photos on the internet of it still in use into the 1950s in the US.
@@ABC1701A germany borrowed it? i'm pretty sure the romans did it before and hitler adopted that
@@ABC1701A no surprise there, I bet you can find whole towns in the US who dont know that the war even happened.
I love the way they talk about their freedoms, meanwhile an 11 year old can be arrested for not standing for the pledge of allegiance...
Yes. Freedom and the BEST healthcare system in the world.. sure.
It's a shame Europoors can't put a man on the moon though. Let me know when the metric system puts a German flag there.
@@dfdf-rj8jreuropoors? Man get over yourself and go study.
@@dfdf-rj8jr Did you know that GERMAN engineers helped design rockets for NASA? Helping land men on the moon. Did you also know almost all of NATO are European members with massive militaries that's budget extends into the tens of billions of pounds? Did you know the UK had the largest colonial empire in the world? Did you know that the metric system and imperial system were both used to weigh stuff in space, calculate distance in space, make hypothesis and theories about space and the moon as well as land people on the moon?
@@COMPYCUBE Lmao which flag is on the moon? Which country has been the world superpower since 1945? Which country has the world's most powerful military?
It's not our fault that German scientists chose to leave. If Germany was so great, why did they come running to America?
It's not even called "military time" in most places. In the UK it's just a "24-hour clock". Only in America is counting above 12 a mysterious special skill reserved for the military.
a mysterious special skill LMAOO
The funniest part is that the military calls it Zulu time
Thisss!! I’ve been saying that for the longest time but literally anyone above the age of 5 can probably count to 24. Not to mention how much more exact it is - it just makes way more sense!!
I personally prefeer the 12 hour format (because it's what everything uses where i live) and i don't get the borderline hate, i don't understand why people seem to hate it soo much, beyond the fact that Americans defend it with everything.
@@EdyAlbertoMSGT3 No one really hates the 12 hour clock, we're just making fun of the US's aversion to the 24 hour clock.
As an American born to a European parent, I just pretend I'm European because I don't want to admit I'm associated with these people in any way.
You're like 50% there? That's a pass in America right? Good enough for me.
There's another video on the channel roasting you!
Hybrid
As you are probably born and raised in the US, it is very likely you are perceived pretty American by Europeans...
Don't be embarrassed by the American stereotypes. They're not true In most cases and there are idiots everywhere
Embrace your culture and history (maybe except for the whole massacre of natives)
Love from Denmark.
Photo 1: Germany, circa 1930s, children saluting the Nazi flag;
Photo 2: USA, circa 2020s, children standing for the pledge of allegiance;
The difference? None. Same purpose, same intent.
Brainwashing
Ah yes, USA is worse than Nazi Germany. Europoor logic, we should have left you to the Soviets so that they could do to London, Paris, Madrid what they did to Berlin.
Why does literally every single sporting event get preceded by the National Anthem? Everything from SuperBowl down to a Sunday morning local park under-11's kiddie baseball league game. And why only sport? Why don't taxi drivers sing the anthem before the first fare of their shift? Or retailers before they let their first customers in?
@@mercifulzeus01 Why does it make you upset, Europoor?
Because would it be ok if all brittish or German kids had to stand up for 3 minutes and sing god save the queen or das duetchland to a flag while their teacher just watches
The paid holidays thing makes me sad. I had an American company try to poach me, and one of their selling points was that I would get 12 days holiday a year. I also couldn't smoke on site but to make up for it they had a 30 minute bible reading every lunchtime. I politely said no to that offer.
Yeah, in the US there is no legal minimum - AND if you do spend your vacation days or sick days your coworkers and boss will sometimes try to guilt trip you for it. It's also understood that the next day you come back from taking sick-days off you're probably still sick (I once made the mistake of taking 3 days off in a row to make sure I was all rested up and man the paperwork I had to go through for taking that many days off in a row)
Oh wow, what an amazing offer! I have no idea why you would turn that down! This is me being sarcstic.
Was the Bible reading mandatory ?
I had something similar. I'm Australian and we get 20 days paid leave per year, as well as 10 paid sick days per year (3 or more in a row usually requires a doctors certificate). We get paid a federally mandated and guaranteed minimum wage. We get paid time off on public holidays or paid overtime if working them. We also have access to paid leave for parents having a child and mandatory employer paid superannuation and total health care. It makes US companies look a bit ordinary.
@@klavczarkalafan4191 Sick days as a concept are wild to begin with. Lets start there.
Fun fact: When the American TV channel responsible for child beauty padgents tried to set up in the UK the studio was raided, everyone was arrested and all of the kids were placed in social care. Harsh but fair.
Totally agree. Pageantry is putrid.
They just do it with horses here instead though
A lot of us hate those too here in the US.
If only the government did that with mosques.
@@ronmastrio2798 in the US? Because there’s hardly any mosques here. In the UK, they’re everywhere.
@@anthonylong9067 funny how people will march and protest on the street for lgbqt and "equal pay", yet nobody does anything serious towards child abuse or school shootings..
As an American this pains me to watch
but also I can’t look away because of how unbelievably dumb and stubborn these people are 😭
I can't help but feel the same despite being British, because the amount of people I've seen making fun of America whilst being completely wrong is crazy
Most people that argue about countries almost always have zero proof and no real valid points and they are exclusively extremely dumb.
America: the Car Crash of the world
I think Italy is better than both of us
@@caledonianrailway1233one of the most corrupt countries in the western world. From their police, to their politics to their sport.
I'm English and was working in Texas. One evening I went to a restaurant and ordersd a beer with my meal. The waitress asked for ID. My reply freaked her out as I said I don't have any as I'm from a free country. The Americans accompanying me got my sense of humour and vouched for my 6ft, balding, bearded and,, at the time, 40 something self as being old enough to drink.
You know, for a nation that doesn't use the metric system they sure do love the 9 millimeter.
I thought they went for the 0.45 inch. Which has to be the oddest measurement ever, a decimal fraction of a non-decimal unit.
They save the metric system for drugs and guns, like bringing out the Sunday china on special occasions.
It's a shame Europoors can't put a man on the moon though. Let me know when the metric system puts a German flag there.
@@dfdf-rj8jr Well in Denmark we just watched yours on TV and saw there was absolutely nothing up there. Saved the money and spent it on free healthcare and 5 weeks paid vacation a year instead.
@@TwoSock You just watched "yours." What does that even mean?
Adjusted for your precious healthcare and education costs, US median income is the highest in the world. A working-class American lives better than an upper-class Dane.
Europoors gonna Europoor :)
An American woman came into the pub I worked at in London & left a bad review because I wouldn’t accept dollars and I didn’t know the conversion rate 😌
hahaha oh my
So delusional. I reckon they think their currency is so superior they can waltz into Europe with their currency and pay for anything with it xD
Did they know the exchange rate?
Although I'm not American by birth, as a current US citizen , I'd like to apologize on behalf of the Americans. Not all are like that.
@@Angela-vu9ttfunny thing is that his character is supposed to be parody of a libertarian/anarchist..
9:25 That's such an American sentiment: "We're better because we have more cars than we're physically capable of driving."
Lol. Cars in America are stupid expensive to the point that people have stopped buying and dealerships have overflowing lots because everyone is like , fuck this I can't afford that. Also having driven tryck in America, the infrastructure wasn't bad for the era it was built and designed in, but they failed to maintain and upgrade it, so the results is abysmal infrastructure for the modern era.
@@easternrebel1061 I hear you. I am Australian, but I know that America is terminally car-dependent. Building stroads, highways through cities (rather than around them) along with about 2 billion parking spaces (or so I hear) has been bankrupting American cities. All that car-centric infrastructure does not pay for itself and does not allow people to easily have alternatives to driving.
@fishofgold6553 well yes, that's but part of it, but the problem goes far deeper than that. Also being car dependent isn't the worse thing in the world if you live out in the middle of nowhere like me. A 15 minute drive is about a 2 hour walk , or 4 hour round trip out in the rural Midwest. American cities in general though are flat out dystopian.
Unless you expect them to change gear as well.
If it is 1.1 cars per person, it likely breaks down to something like, the majority have somewhere between 0 and 1 cars for their whole family, and a smaller richer percentage have like 3 cars for each person.
My family has more like 1.5 cars - we have two cars, but one is on loan payments, and the other drives, but I wouldn’t trust it any further than the local grocery store and back.
I met some Americans visiting my home country of Ireland they asked me for directions to someplace.
After giving them the answer required, they said to me that my english was very good.
I replied thanks,so is yours and left them bewildered.
9:55 "getting paid like 1 dollar a day."
German minimum wage: ~12 euros per hour.
Usa minimum wage: ~6-7 euros per hour.
And here in serbia its dollar and a half a day and kosovo is basically revolting,but at least we got the culture.
@@r4in_o202 i dont know if its enough to account for $1.50/h minimum wage
This is the same hourly minimum wage as Poland has! if you convert the currency 27 PLN / 4,4 = 6,1 that would be the EUR rate, no idea about USD cause who cares
(except in Poland we also have affordable housing, affordable medical care, affordable public transport and free university education).
Isn't there also even another minimum for servers because of the tips or something? I thought I read something like that.
Adjusted for purchasing power parity, US has the highest median disposable income in the world.
How other countries see totalitarian dystopia: America
How Americans see totalitarian dystopia: Anything that isnt America
Nah fr my mom acts like America is the only country with rights and if you set foot in another you will instantly get killed or trafficked
@@insertrelevantusername8760even though a shocking amount of trafficking happens within american borders, scary
Exactly! We are a fucking cult that's obsessed with protecting privilege, not freedom.
How Americans see Russia & China vs how America actually is lolol
@PodpolkovnikGeorgeCostanza Yeah I love my mom but she is so paranoid. She even described Turkey as “a land of savages killing each other in the streets” 💀.
If Americans think Europe is backward and medieval I'm scared to see what they think of Africa
They don't think about Africa.
At all.
@@spaghettiisyummy.3623 Can confirm. The only Americans who think about Africa are thinking about stuff like South African farm murders
@@spaghettiisyummy.3623 Can confirm. The only Americans who think about Africa are thinking about stuff like South African farm murders
I suspect they picture Africa exclusively in offensive stereotypes.
They probably dont even know where Africa is
As a dude from the land of beer and cheese, I got a story for y’all. In 2018 a man broke into my home, murdered my roommate and stabbed me thirteen times necessitating surgery to repair my lung spleen and carotid artery. After the surgery my carotid threw a clot and I had a stroke. Now, I had insurance through Disability. This is quite fortunate, as the accrued hospital bill totaled roughly $130,000 USD. Had I not had insurance, or even if my insurance had had a clause stating they do not cover assaults or anything even vaguely like that, I would be legally responsible for that debt and through no fault of my own, be plunged into eternal poverty. To avoid this I could technically bring civil suit against my attacker, though this would require me to either argue my case myself, a situation I am somewhat more suited to than most, or hire a lawyer to argue my case out of pocket, something I could not have done. Imagine being the people who actively choose to make the system function like this.
I personally don’t think I have that thick of a British accent, but it’s ridiculous how many people tell me to “Speak American properly”
If they say that they mean it as a joke, I am an American and I have never heard a single person ever say that and legit mean it lol.
@@deutschegeschichte4972 cause you already speak murican
I think the fact yanks call it "military time" and not the *slightly* more logical "24-hour clock" probably speaks volumes.
To be fair, we call it military time because the 24 hour clock is seldom used outside of the military here.
@@Neelo5000 that's my point.
@@Neelo5000 thats literally the point of what he said
@@shadoww7301I'm pretty sure he was trying to imply that call it that because we are obsessed with the military. Otherwise I'm not sure how it could possibly "speak volumes."
@@Neelo5000 can you re read everything you just wrote and what they wrote and realise that you are saying the same thing
8:34 Actual Irish guy here who speaks the language. That says “I hate that you think you’re the same as me. You aren’t and you never will be.” 😂
Thank you for your service. 😂
There's so many who claim they're Irish because their brother's pal's second cousin's dog's third cousin got into the drinks cabinet and drank baileys once.
a burn but probably wasted; no way the recipient understands irish
Well done buddy. Have a Snickers, no need to thank me
i’m irish too but i could ‘t read *all* of what they said but i understood that they hated the way they thought 💀💀💀
As an Aussie, I feel incredibly alienated, cause it feels like America vs Europe and Australias kinda just there, not a European country but still a western country
Don't worry mate, I'm a Kiwi so if you like..... ;)
7:34 less violence? from what i know crime rate in poland is 10x lower than in the US
not a single terrorist attack either
@@jules.8681 neither in Romania
@@carmenpop "One of the most frequent targets for terrorist attacks in Romania was the Government. The civilian population has also been targeted six times since 1994. According to several surveys, However, they do believe that this is one of the most difficult and important challenges for the European Union." stop lying
@@glovemiester I live in Romania, but maybe you know more than me 🤔
@@carmenpop so sorry to hear that🙏
Americans: the American system is the best measurement system! go America!
the American system: literally King Henry Tudor VIII's body measurements
@@PodpolkovnikGeorgeCostanza The drugs jus' win I suppose
Glebglub, Mental Floss says no. "The origins of seven common units of measurement" tells us the statute mile was made 8 furlongs long to make things come out even. So, up from the 5000 foot Roman mile... and in Queen Elizabeth's reign at that.
Kilometer-like, the sea mile was one minute of one degree of longitude: 2,025 yards plus a foot. As Patrick O'Brian put it in the mouth of Lucky Jack Aubrey, a "sea mile is rather longer and very much wetter" than a land mile. Oh, and sea calendars found it convenient navigationally to change dates at local noon, not midnight...
Australia lost a war against emus and Americans lost one against drugs. I think the defeat by emus would be less humiliating 😜
@@w.reidripley1968. The standardised foot in the imperial measurement system was Henry VIII’s foot length. The inch was a portion of one of his fingers. The names may have existed before then but there was no standard.
@@PodpolkovnikGeorgeCostanza because plutocracy ofc if Pharma companies pay good then why ban their extremely addicting drugs?
I loved the freedom statement just after the one when a child gets arrested for not conforming to standing for the pledge...that sounds very free to me lol
that is the freedom to conform with the state lol
I was confused when I read that headline (given that arresting him for not standing for the pledge would not only be an illegal arrest but a violation of his constitutional rights), and as far as I can tell they arrested him for causing “disruptions,” because the teacher and the resource officer were both stupid. So it’s a somewhat misleading headline.
The funny thing about “freedom units” is it’s the British imperial system, they claim freedom but still use the measuring system of the people they claimed freedom to and say it’s the best system in the world
4:03 stuff like this makes me think of that scene in the Simpsons. Where Bart asks that one: "How are we related again?"
And that kid responds with: "Our dogs are cousins."
man i can't believe some people don't appreciate a nice long walk :(( it always makes me feel better
Right? If the weather isn't too hot, sometimes I'll just roam around for an hour or more listening to music. I mean, there's more productive things I could be doing but the exercise is good for you
Yeah! I couldn't live with only a 10min walk. I walk almost everywhere and I love it. It feels so much more free than in a car.
I don't like walking because I've got knee problems but I cycle instead which is nice.
Merica is land of the car parks
Americans can't fathom the idea of transport without a vehicle which is sad and weird but also not wholly their fault. America's below par infrastructure as a result of government negligence means to be anywhere at all a car is necessary, that's why literal kids over there have cars and drive. It's pretty backwards honestly
Disclaimer: as a British person America are kind of our fault and I just want to apologise for that
As an Australian, at least you learned from your mistakes.
As a french I'm kinda mixed because America is our fault too and I don't really like that however it allowed us to win another war against brits so it's kinda worth it.
America is the result of most European countries making a massive mistake
@@ixi4390 😂😂❤ touché
@@dragonkidkai5330 you are the most favourite of our mistakes in Oz. You all use the correct units of measurement, you like pies and can handle your lager 🍻😂❤
the "american english is older than uk english" comment is *almost* right, but not.
according to experts, it is likely that the ACCENT of those speaking english in the uk was more similar to some modern american english accents than most uk english accents. This is because the smaller population and shorter distances in the uk allowed language and the ways of speaking to evolve faster than it did in america after its independance. (along with the merging of the other languages in places, such as Scots integrating in to english to make modern scots, im sure a similar thing has happened in wales)
it should be noted though that while the accent may be more similar, many direct changes were made to many words which resulted in the biggest differences between american and british english. the dropping of the "U" from many words as an example. Many of these were made by the likes of Noah Webster (The "webster" from "Mirriam-Websters dictionary") in order to simplify the language. One change they made that didnt stick was the changing of the spelling of "Women" to "Wimmen". Any time americans refuse to admit that there are any other spellings of a word in english, insisting their spelling is correct and yours is wrong, bring that up, im sure itll go well with them. This also means that the American version of English is simply a modified version of British English, and only some american accents can be said to be older than some accents in britain today (but even their accents will be slightly different from the ones back then as their accents will have drifted away from it in all these years, and will have drifted in a different direction than the rest of the english speaking world)
Dude, over here it's called the 24 hour clock. It's only military time to Americans!
Over here it’s just called the clock lmao
It would probably shock most Americans that they are using "military time" incorrectly - it is not the 24 hour clock.
Military time doesn't have a colon, doesn't have "o'clock", and uses words for time zones (mostly just Zulu these days, also known as UTC or GMT).
1800 (EDT) versus 18:00 = "eighteen hundred hours Quebec" versus "six o'clock" (or "six PM").
It’s a force of his habit because his brain power is on his point rather than being grammatically correct
I love how recently Americans have been obsessed with bashing the uk about colonialism (which happened before many of us were even born) yet at the same time they actively love telling other countries how they should act & speak because "their way is the best way"🙂
I've seen people from the USA say that the British "empire" (It was actually a kingdom) fell apart overnight. They also seem to think that the 13 colonies getting independence was the most important moment in British history. Do they know about India and Pakistan's independence?
That’s nothing most Americans of European descent don’t even their own history go talk Native American Indian scholars ( Brayboy, 2006 : Grande 2015) and they will tell you how good old colonialists ethnically cleansed them from 7 million in 1776 to 850K by 1900 and appropriated their land and got 500 tribes down to 142 by C20th Grande ( 2015 ) calls the so-called President of the US a white colonial govern general and Brayboy tells you how the good old Sepos ( Australian word for Yank) appropriate their culture even today to and parody it, to put images on their NFL helmets like ‘ The ‘ Braves’ and ‘ Washington Redskins’ . I piss myself laughing when the spout on about US the great when they treat the Indigenous like shit . And don’t even know what they did them because they are not taught anything about Indigenous history in US high schools or universities. its refreshing meeting Native American professors at conferences who give you a real eye open about White Americans 🤣
@@yougoslavia they barely know anything about their own country, why would they know about the rest of the world?
@@MrJerichoPumpkin Idk but what makes them think that they are able to be experts on every country? It's like North Koreans thinking that other countries are all worse but for North Korea's case, it's not their fault since they have no way to access real information.
They are literally our fault and our colony originally. I am so sorry ROTW 😂😂😂
Gotta love the American confidence. Most of them can’t even find the country they profess to love so much on a map yet are an expert on every other country in World.
Most of their landmarks are from other countries too
We're not accustomed to using world maps, because the rest of the world doesn't really matter anyway 😏
@@Neelo5000 hey we all have choices. Choosing dumb is a strange one but you do you 👍🏼
@@nomysweetsummerchild3984 Wtf does that even mean. You could say all of our people are from other countries but clearly there's a difference between Americans and the rest of the world because we are our own country.
@@MrAnimasonHey... Psst... I think they were talking about Lady Liberty, who was famously gifted by the French... Also probably the fact America has a lot of cities named after locations outside of America... Names that are copied from 73 individual countries, to be exact, plus a bunch extra plucked from global myths and legends and long collapsed ruins.
just want to mention about 4 months ago there was some freindly war games between england and the usa. lets just say the us marines are no match for the SAS.
They definitely came second
It's good to see the British Colo- *Americans* in action.
American walks up to a random Irish person and hands them a snicker bar and goes: Take me to your leader!
And then the Irish person replies, "Sure boyo," and proceeds to ridicule the American for being stupid for thinking that would work
@@KevinStansfield Irish people are Welsh? It would explain a lot but it's a can of worms no-one wants to get into.
American: take me to you’re leader
Irishman: *leads them to a pub^
I was in Italy September 2022 for the Formula 1 and I kid you not when I say there was a group of Americans behind me in the line (2 separate groups that just found each other and started talking because americans always find each other in different countries and stick together) and I overhear them saying "did you know they dont have dryers in Europe theres like none here so we have had to hang out our clothes to dry them" and they were all laughing genuinely in shock that Europe "doesnt have dryers". Please for the love of god just dont leave your nation its better for everyone 💀
Speaking of Italy, I overheard an American watching Euro 2012 say "I didn't know they had African Americans in Italy", referring to Mario Balotelli
@shaun2463 holy shit, are Americans even fucking real at this point? It's like a fever dream that doesn't end
Went to my homeland of Romania one year on vacation, and ran into some other Americans who legitimately thought that people didn't have toilets at all because one old babushka they asked to use the toilet have an outhouse which some older folk in remote villages still use as a personal preference, but I was baffled when they said that because one old grandma didn't have a modern toilet, that somehow we all must live like that. Better yet there are poor villages in America that I've been to that don't even have running water , and people need to dig wells, which they that couple also said that we were backwards over there for. Like they do realize not all Americans have tap water over decent toilets right?
@@shaun2463 As someone from the balkans, wait till he sees a Greek person.
I’ve been Googling “is the USA considered a third world nation” and have been astounded at the results, it would seem that in spite of having a massive GDP many do consider the USA to have third world conditions. I find this to be so sad, personally I have always found the yanks to be kind and generous if a tad opinionated and they tend to be more optimistic than us Brits.
2:00 I'll give you that one. Child beauty pageants are creepy. It should not be a thing!
I also LOVE the banter that we in Europe apparently have never heard of Air-conditioning but at the same time "America is the only country who cares about global warming".
Like... what???😂
They’re literally almost unreal aren’t they. This is hysterical 😂😂😂😂
I dont know if i have had my hands in my face this many times in such a short while in ages
It is and it isn't - how the fuck can humans be such dumb asses in the world today.
@@TheZINGularity I love these videos because of that exact reason. It is really satisfying to see those people who are SO full of themselves just be really stupid and tell everyone 🤣🤣
I will never understand why Europoors are so obsessed with America.
But on that note, you should probably leave CZcams and Google, which are American creations, so you can bash Americans on another platform.
"Jealous of our freedom" sir the hospital charged me a fee to hold my baby when she was born
Apparently, the "freedom to screw over others" is the most important...
I’m confused? what you do if you cannot afford you’re baby? Do they just shove it back in? Send it to an adoption centre?
@@Someone.southafrica I read a commend and it was i think 50 Dollar, for just holding your Baby. Birth cost is arrount 10k. They bring you In court, when you don´t pay ,).
As someone (I don't remember who) pointed out about the American insistence of using a confusing date system.
The most important day for Americans is the "4th of July" not July 4.
Consistency is important.
"europe's countries get invaded every 30 years"
Meanwhile Portugal only being invaded once in its 980 year history...
America is one of those countries that I would like to visit, but I'm too scared to
Don't waste your time, it's not that great. Go somewhere better, safer, more beautiful and where the average population have an IQ above retardation level.
I will never visit solely because of their accent. Its like scratching a chalk board
I feel like something would happen in the hotel rooms, like hidden cameras, weird staff or break-ins..
Yeah I mean I'm not gonna pretend like my country is crime-free by any means, but America has a particularly seedy reputation
try Hawaii (if you get the chance) it's completely different, I'd recommend Kawai, the least populated island, you don't see any of the crazy there, the natives are lovely, AND THE SCENERY!!! it's absolutely breathtaking
americans mock us british people but they do this-
I know right, in my opinion alot of them are dumbasses and way more bullyable than us lol
Americans are tapped
Pass it on
Both are mockable
"Oy I've never been to a dentist monarchy's mighty fine innit bruv" vs "yeehaw cowboy freedom constitution greatest country in the world" /lh
We are just as confused about our antics as you are. Feeling’s mutual
2:21 Funny enough ryanair has never had any fatalities 😂
Fun fact; The practice of jogging originated in New Zealand when an Olympic track coach, one Dr. Lydiard, suggested it as a conditioning activity for retired Olympic runners; Bowerman observed the activity there and was impressed.
Nike is the one that popularized as an activity for the everyday person by having some doctor write a book about it. Just so they could sell more shoes, which they did.
Bro what? I know we're innovative but what? If true, that's random as!
Not sure if that's true. There was a general exercise and fitness movement at the very end of 19th and start of 20th cen. that included both fast walking and what they called "light running" or jogging. Much of what we do now as fitness exercises is based on what was developed then. It is kind of hard to pinpoint what originated where, as these things quickly got around in likeminded circles globally. Eventually this rise in interest in physical fitness is what led to the modern Olympics.
@@a.westenholz4032 tldr; I like to pretend I know stuff ;)
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In all fairness, I don't remember where I read about Nike getting involved.
National Library of Medicine, history of a habit: jogging.
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5897920/
I copy pasted some paragraphs. It's an interesting read.
Thinking about how jogging first emerged as a mass physical fitness practice in America - and how it was routinized as habit - is worthwhile for at least three reasons. First, while physical fitness practices have become ubiquitous within the contemporary urban environment, we know surprisingly little about how these practices came to be so embedded.2 It is easy to forget that as simple a practice as jogging had to be invented. In the post WWII decades it was rare for American men or women over the age of 30 - outside of work - to partake in any physical activity more strenuous than yard work, bowling, golf, or light calisthenics.3 Why did millions of such people suddenly take up vigorous exercise? And why jogging?
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On 1 November 1961, Seymour Lieberman, an attorney at law, sat down at his desk in Houston, Texas and composed a letter to William Bowerman, Professor of Physical Education and University of Oregon track and field coach. In his letter he asked Bowerman to endorse the regime for heart and bodily fitness that Lieberman had developed.
From wikipedia.
In the United States jogging was called "roadwork" when athletes in training, such as boxers, customarily ran several miles each day as part of their conditioning. In New Zealand during the 1960s or 1970s, the word "roadwork" was mostly supplanted by the word "jogging", promoted by coach Arthur Lydiard, who is credited with popularizing jogging.
The idea of jogging as an organized activity was mooted in a sports page article in The New Zealand Herald in February 1962, which told of a group of former athletes and fitness enthusiasts who would meet once a week to run for "fitness and sociability". Since they would be jogging, the newspaper suggested that the club "may be called the Auckland Joggers' Club"-which is thought to be the first use of the noun "jogger".
University of Oregon track coach Bill Bowerman, after jogging with Lydiard in New Zealand in 1962, started a joggers' club in Eugene in early 1963. He published the book Jogging in 1966, popularizing jogging in the United States.
3:30 My walk home (at a decent speed, on the fastest route) is 30 minutes. It can quite often take 45 minutes.
I'd say the terrain is what makes something a hike.
For example if I walk for an hour over difficult terrain, that's a hike. If I walk an hour over flat terrain, that's a walk.
Agreed. I don’t drive so I walk everywhere. If we go in a car to go to a place where we go for a walk all day or something then it’s a hike. If I set off from my house then it’s just a walk.
And that's why the USA is the heart disease centre of the world.
I live in Ireland in the county and its a 10 minute drive to town but a 2 hour walk do to the hills
I live in the alps and would consider a 1 hour walk to get somewhere, while crossing forest paths because it’s shorter that going around, a walk, even with the elevation differences, a hike is when I go for fun up a mountain to the top.
Yeah, I walk everywhere and whilst it's mostly flat we have steep hills and dirt paths that I go on everyday and the shortest route to drop the youngest off to school is about 40 minutes. I have learnt to wear hiking boots (they last longer) as my trainers kept wearing through too fast, what with all my excessive walking 😅 but it's just a walk from here to there, not a hike 😂
The Pub Landlord is spot on - there is no British Dream like there is an American Dream because 'WE ARE EFFING AWAKE'!!
George Carlin: “it’s called the American dream because you gotta be asleep to believe it”
And also, we're British, we don't have hopes and dreams. We traded those for sarcasm and bitterness. 😆
@@anthonylong9067pretty much I would say brits are the most logical and cynical when it comes to life
@@Adam-vn8kv being American and living there for a bit, i felt at home since i have that cynical dry and often stereotypical humor
@@dmgroberts5471 far more useful skills in life than delusion, be a cynical glorious bastard. MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING
I love that Americans think that freedom is a concept exclusive to America.
Love how Americans talk about "choking down propaganda", but every morning they stand and pledge allegiance to a country that ate tide pods.
the "American Dream" used to be 1: Pick a job or education for a job, 2:get job, 3;job pays for home, food, car, ect. Ford came up with the 8 hour workday for the idea that a SINGLE person could work ONE job and be PAID ENOUGH for QUALITY of life. (You know, the exact OPPOSITE of how it is today, where people working 3 jobs can't afford $2000 a month for a 300ft ONE ROOM apartment...) It's gotten so bad in America that unless you're already some well-off-rich-bitch, you aren't even considered employable. It's like just go ahead and say it! "nah, sorry, we don't hire poor people..."
My Norwegian friend said thr American dream is easier to achieve in Norway, and that country is expensive as hell to live in
@@Kat-mu8wqNorway is probably the top 3 best countries to live in. Expensive or not doesn't matter if at the end of the day you're still richer than 99% of people.
Sounds about right, except the 8 hour thing.
I live in nevada working 10 hour days, 6 days a week. I have 2 roommates to pay for a 1 bed 1 bath apartment.
@@Kat-mu8wq yeah but in Norway you have a proper public service system and earn properly
9:18 to fair, most of us Americans are 63 percent larger than most Japanese people.
most of everyone are 63% larger than most japs, lets throw the chinese in there as well
We astound Japanese tourists with the size of our restaurant portions -- and free refills of iced tea and coffee.
Width and height
@jessica; Are you bragging or complaining?
I love how all of America just forgets that Britain was the first to industrialise 😂
It's a fact, that when the Pilgrims landed in America they spoke to one another and realised they were speaking American....a miracle!
As an American i can confirm, yes this stuff actually happens.
My family is from eastern europe and when we went to a restaurant once, a lady got upset because I was conversing with my parents in Romanian instead of english. We told her to calm down and explained that it's easier to communicate with my parents in the language they spoke for the majority of their lives and that it really shouldn't bother her since it's not hurting anyone. She got all pissed and angry so I told her , in slightly more polite terms, to go fuck herself. This was in a part of America where the majority of the people are descended from immigrants from eastern europe ir are immigrants from there. So hearing , Romanian, Czech, Russian, or Polish wasn't that unusual in the cities, but she threw a hissy fit over it. Mind you that there's literally a polish market , a Russian restaurant, and an import store run by a
Czech family on the sane block as the restaurant we were at. Some people are just stupid and arrogant, and the combination of the two makes a nuisance to society.
@@easternrebel1061 I am sorry for that. Its so embarassing as a brit
I am more than happy for people to use their own language.
The irony is it's always people who barely have a grasp of English and you can guarantee they'll just speak louder instead of learning someone else's language. I wish I had the recall for learning languages.
I speak basic Spanish but ok would try to learn them all ❤
When Americans talk about they're freedom I just like to think that they can't cross the road without getting arrested in some areas lol.
@@Tf2_Secrets I love the american freedom of dying because im to broke to go to a hospital. And i love how so many shootings happen that no one even cares about it here anymore
USA: Military time
Literally everywhere else: Time
the ryan air comment got me😭😭
5:50 This dude didn’t realize for the absolutely most part of the last 1000 years Europe was the continent with the conqueror’s 🤣
Just a quick note…the American anthems tune…was originally an English drinking song
really?
Wikipedia says:
The poem was set to the tune of a popular British song written by John Stafford Smith for the Anacreontic Society, a social club in London.
I guess you were in the right direction at the very least.
As an American America confuses me too
As a Brit, the UK confuses me too
As an American, America just... sucks
@@tobyggen1058here I live isn't to bad, but I would hate to live in Florida or Texas. Virginia is a good mix of normal and idiots.
i too don't understand why we have pride .Month
@@syberknight94 Yeah, like LGBTQ+ people get mad that it's only a month but then get mad if we stop doing it.
Being weirded out by not using military time is the most unhinged take I've seen on this channel
2006 when Paris Hilton claimed to have invented the selfie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"americand confuse me"
Such a relatable statement
How do you think we americans feel? We’re just as confused
@@anthonylong9067 americand*
For some reason in America, when eggs are produced, they go through some processing which removes a protective membrane from the shell which then requires the eggs to be refrigerated...
to be fair, we put eggs in our fridges in sweden too. we don't _have_ to (eggs aren't typically refrigerated when you buy them from the store) but we do it for some reason.
@@silverdrag0n_ I do also if i have the space in the fridge. But i just imagine so much energy is wasted in transport and storage if they must be refrigerated, but I don’t know enough about it to say if that is the case.
@@FLAIR__ i don't know enough about it either, actually.
Yeah in England our eggs are sold non refrigerated but then we all put them in our fridges at home
Yeah, I learnt that when an American lady asked me where the eggs were (both in a German supermarket) and I was confused why she was looking for them in the fridge and she was confused at why they were _outside_ the fridge. I never thought of refrigerating eggs TBH, but she explained why that happens in USA.
The American dream is ,basically, anyone from any background can be president,as long as you're extremely rich.
3:49 as a half scot who is going hiking in the highlands for a week in a few days, this really made me roll my eyes.
I love how the Irish commenter translated his message to Gaelic/Irish. Well done, lad! 👌
It’s not called gaelic
@@cormac6894 Maith an buchaill
Lol gay lick. Nation of poofs.
It’s called gay-lic
Gaelic is the language of the Celts.
Here in Ireland our first language is called Ghaeilge (pronounced Gwale-ga).
As an American, I agree it should be day/month/year. I've always been confused as to why it "should be the month first" that makes no sense, and all anybody can tell me is "thats just how its done here".
It's for filing mostly, having Nov 10th next to Nov 20th instead of 10th March next to 10th Nov. Computers espeically read it that way even if it's displayed different.
It sucks, we are taught a specific way so it’s hard to change. I want to use the metric system so bad, but I’m so used to the American way.
I worked in IT (mainframes) for 30+ years maintaining programs written in the USA. It was so irritating to have to rearrange every date before it could be compared or sorted. You know, it does not matter how a date is said or displayed, but when stored internally on a computer anything other than CCYYMMDD makes no sense. So why is it stored that way? Because it's the American Way. Duh.
@@RonnieSoakers They did it long before computers. Logic says ascending or descending order, not jump about all over the place. Your argument says year first would be ideal.
@@petegarnett7731Absolutely, you go to the 2016 filing cabinet, the April drawer and then look for the dates. I'm just saying if you're looking stuff up regularly it could become natural to say month/day, no idea if that's how it started.
The term "military time" for 24h sounds already pretty stupid^^
I’m not a linguist but I’ve heard that in some aspects American English is actually older than British English, mainly around pronunciation and spelling
I'm Swedish and I have heard the same thing about Swedish. That Swedish in Finland is older.
I think there are American words like mf which is created in the us.
I AM a linguist and I've heard that too! Although in more casual settings.
The US spellings are mostly intentionally different and invented by the same generation that broke away from the British. The pronunciation in the US resembles (or used to resemble) what was common in England (outside of London) at the time, about 100 years later the standardized English in the southern British isles became RP.
So if by British English you mean RP this is true.
However for every day British English - both developed in parallel out of the same dialects (which is what happens with most languages - this is how we got French, Italian, Spanish and Portuguese, which were all originally local dialects of Latin spread by the Roman Empire).
Jesus christ this is such a fallacy xD Yeah, the way Americans speak resemble the English from around the 17 hundreds in terms of rhoticity (look it up), because that's how the rural English settlers spoke when this failed social experiment called the US was established. But it was, you know.... English. If one language literally comes from another, how can it be older...? Really takes a Murican to come up with something like this xD Btw, they still speak like that in rural England.
@@Lena-cz6re I’m not a linguist but what does rhoticity have to do with the US being a failed society?
in America the american dream is just a dream. In Europe it is called reality.
Everyone in Europe is a successful entrepreneur?
@@Neelo5000 This is a very special interpretation of the American dream. The American dream is not just limited to entrepreneurship. But yes, in the EU about 16% of people are self-employed while in the US it's about 7%. This is less than in Russia (before the Ukraine war)
@@icetwo "The American Dream" is the idea of starting with nothing and eventually going on to become wealthy. It's called a dream for a reason. It's definitely no more a reality in Europe than anywhere else.
In America it is reality to. Just don't be lazy.
@@icetwofunny fact, if you compare Russia vs usa Russia has better stats 😅
As a farmer in the UK.. I am outside walking and lifting things and moving things and doing various other things.. Basically.. Im on my feet like 7-8 hours with only a 15 minute break for lunch.
To be fair, my feet do hurt a but after the work day is done.. But nevermind 😂
Never seen a genshin player who's a farmer before what a random combo 😂
@@cceerrs What I play in my free time as nothing to do with what I do for a living. Genshin is a great game with some nice people on it, only met 1 so far than was considered toxic.. A Russian, of course.
@@PagePorter I have plantar fascitiis due to walking on hard surfaces for long periods of time. So it is rather difficult for me to walk on flat ground for long periods, but the work needs done. I may end up crippled by the time I reach 40 but hey-ho
@@Kat-mu8wq it's a joke calm down
According to that rando, you can't be a farmer, as non-Americans apparently can't grow their own food...
2:07 Coming back after the Boeing scandal, this one sound hilarious 💀
"23 minutes is a hike" killed me. 🤣
Fun fact about "all european countries are conquered every 30 years"
The last time britan was successfully conquered is about 1066 and invaded was in about 1782
Edit: someone has informed me that the invasion in 1782 was infact, unsuccessful so I do not know the last date of invasion
Edit2: The "conquered" in 1066 was known as "The last invasion" despite not being an invasion exactly
wouldn't exactly call it an invasion
If by 1782 you mean the siege of Gibraltar, this wasn't a successful invasion so I don't really think it counts
@@tylermoran8635 i call an invasion anything smaller than replacing/controlling the ruler of the country
Yes!
@@bruhngl thank you for the knowledge
Another fun fact: the "American Revolutionary tune" Yankee Doodle traces back to a musical comedy of the London stage, _The Disappointment,_ in 1763. Apparently it was the hit song in a comedy about those quaint Colonials.
And it appealed to the Colonials' sense of humor too... though perhaps what really catapulted it to stardom was you could play it as a peppy march to effect on just one 18th-c. fife. So any company of soldiers could do it.
I think that's actually the most Likes I've had on any one post.
First the Statue of liberty being French and now this 😂😂😂
@@nomysweetsummerchild3984 Import-export has always been lively in the free Republic, from the earliest beginnings.
Ohhh but I know the meaning of the lyrics though - that's the best part! 'Yankee' was originally an insult against the colonials, 'doodle' was an idiot and 'dandy' was a himbo. So "Yankee doodle dandy" means " 'murican idiot himbo ". The song says he stuck a feather in his cap (which was considered tacky at the time) and called it macaroni - the phrase "macaroni" was a reference to Italy and Italian style was popular in the US at one point so it just meant "cool" - kind of like how people use "Gucci" today. So the song is basically:
'murican idiot. 'murican idiot himbo. Put a 'G' on his belt and called it Gucci!
I'm from the US but I'm not so thin skinned I can't enjoy a little comedic roasting from centuries ago.
Melody of "Star spangled banner" is taken from English drinking song :)
7:12 it’s actually true the original English accent was the one that stuck around the colonies. Modern British English was derived from the royal family and wasn’t common around England until colonial times.
As an American (unfortunately), i just got back from traveling to Jaoan. It was my first time out of the country and it was really nice to either have everything within walking distance or some sort of public transport to get there. I can't even walk/bike to my own school here. Even though it is only a 20 minute bike ride away we dont have any bike lanes let alone side walks. Its awful here.
The freezing point of water is 0°C (32°F) and the boiling point is 100°C (212°F). Which one do you think makes more sense logically speaking?
kelvin.
Fahrenheit is still based on water's freezing and boiling points. Herr Fahrenheit just put 180 degrees between these instead of the centigrade 100.
He put the zero point at the lowest temperature 18th century technology could reliably reach. (Salt mixed with ice)
And _that_ coincided with the invention of ice cream.
Well both are technically correct, but from a mathematics standpoint it's much easier to use Celsius than Fahrenheit, just like metric is much easier than imperial because you either divide or multiply by ten or multiples of ten.
@@Gantali9305 and kelvin is just celsius with a different starting point. To convert kelvin to celsius you just add or substract 273,15. To convert fahrenheit to celsius however it's that weird °C = °F x 1.8 + 32 formula.
@@ixi4390 i am aware. I prefer kelvin anyways as a lot of equations only work with kelvin.
As an Irish person I can confirm we do have Snickers bars in Ireland
7:36 “less violence”
Americans may or may not see non-American countries as Africa's poorest areas XD
They think they're so modernized, while having the middle ages' mentality of "us vs them" and "there's only yes or no, black or white, there's no inbetween" XD
3:26 Always really jarring when you're reading a book by an American author and they talk about walking A WHOLE MILE like it's some great adventure. 🤣
I cannot fathom how they can even consider that remotely long, I'm about as unfit as humanly possible outside of having some sort of disease, a 3 mile walk is absolutely nothing at all, 1 mile is so stupidly short that it's the kind of distance you go just walking back and forth around the house doing chores.
For people who refuse to switch to Metric because Imperial is "so much more intuitive" I'm pretty certain they don't actually have a grasp on the distance a mile is at all.
@@treeaboo well the issue is america is massive compared to Europe, for example if we wanted to get groceries it would be a short drive but if we walked it would take a few hours due to how far everything apart is. so no one really walks except in really connected parts like new york. so most people say a mile is lone because why walk when you can drive, even if its a small distance. its just normalized to us, hope this helps lol
I used to walk 3 miles to work every day. That did start to feel long but for a one off walk it's not a big deal.
I am an American, I have read hundreds if not thousands of books in my lifetime by several American authors. I don't know what books you're reading but I have never seen a book that treats a mile as a journey. Infact most of us take about 3 mile runs in the morning to get a bit of exercise in.
@@deutschegeschichte4972 They're Europoors, all they know is that Americans are bad. They don't know why exactly, they just know that it's bad.
Legit saw a video earlier of this American woman being amazed how to use her fingers for multiplications from some kid show, if that isn't bleak I don't know what is.
WTAF 😂
Link? I have to see this
Tbf I think some older Americans didn't receive a proper education since they had to work young, so it's not really on her so much as it is on the system
@quokkawaka4298 this was a millennial, and I don't see the issue to why not when the problems of American education are so clear that students are having to take the lead on improving things, parents should be pushing hardest not kids.
i mean europeans do elave eggs outside the refigerator, but that is because in usa with how they treat the eggs in processing they need to be kept cool while in europe that would weaken the natural defense in the egg (usa washes that away cause they cant vacinate their chickens)
That walking one baffles me! I go for a 20 minute walk at lunch every day to clear my head! It's really not a long time to walk!
I don't remember who said it exactly, but this is a real quote from some American Christian or other, concerning language -
"Well, if English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me". Fantastic.
Well he did speak English didn't he, why the Bible is in English..
😂😂😂😂
Oh Brown-Skinned-Jewish-Jesus, I don't even know where to start. If I heard someone say that my brain would just quit.
We all know God is British so it makes sense.
@@ronmastrio2798 meanwhile, jesus: "Listen to my posh, upper class accent, and know, that i have this role in this book, purely because my father was rich, and i have no real skills aside from the editors bankroll"
Ah yes, the american dream, AKA Europe, or more specifically, Scandinavia.
Adjusted for purchasing power parity, US has the highest median disposable income in the world.
Aye, true
1:05 well its called the American dream for a reason, because its not the American reality
“The American Dream?” Is it to make it through school without being shot?