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Its real...that what his forehead looks like isolated with only the color of his hat to contrast it with. Hes obviously combed his hair back to emphasize just how odd it makes the negative space in the back of the hat look. 😅
I love how he made an effort to dispel any perceptions he might have a gay relationship with his openly virgin friend in case there was any question of it
The highest body count I ever heard was 'over 250'. The guy said 'I lost count during all the orgies so it could go to 350'. Several other guys I know have claimed body counts of 100+. Its honestly not impossible to reach these numbers. 100 over a 15 year period say 18 to 33 only means about 6-7 new girls per year. Ie one every two months.
Always talk outside of your experience. Always lecture others on that which you have no knowledge on. Always set out to win the argument even if there’s no argument.
"Yeah, I've totally been laid, like, a trillion billion times, but she goes to a different school, you probably don't know her." "You're 24." "..." "..." "It's in Arkansas."
Did you tell the waiter to come over here and say there is a rule that you can't eat only the nachos that have all the meat and cheese on them? Leaving only the plain chips?
It’s like 500 for me not gonna lie, but they go to a different school…. You wouldn’t know them
I remember being 14 and only having a body count that low
MUDFLAP!!
Damn boy that's a whole battalion out there!
Gonna be honest I was about to go off on you. Then I read the entire comment
where my virgin gang at???
my body count is 0 😎
My body count? 39 buried, 0 found 😎😎😎
Ayoooo
4 lyfe 💯😎👍🆒
Gang gang fr
I love how is forehead skin looks fake enough but also real enough to really sell it
Why did I read foreskin and kept searching for a foreskin throughout the video
@@raphaelbret1952 I know, he got my hopes up too.
Its real...that what his forehead looks like isolated with only the color of his hat to contrast it with. Hes obviously combed his hair back to emphasize just how odd it makes the negative space in the back of the hat look. 😅
@@sore_forey9259i thought i could finally find what i lost..
Do these guys just have one giant separate closet strictly for incelly clothes? The variety is genuinely impressive 🥰
Yes
@@cerspence lmaooo I fully believe you
thats amazing
I actually like the dude’s SpongeBob shirt.
I love how he made an effort to dispel any perceptions he might have a gay relationship with his openly virgin friend in case there was any question of it
I'm so virgin I've never even held a girl's hand outside of a prayer circle.
As the Lord intended 🙏
Try rubbing up on the priest.
luck you! I've never even seen a girl
The highest body count I ever heard was 'over 250'. The guy said 'I lost count during all the orgies so it could go to 350'. Several other guys I know have claimed body counts of 100+. Its honestly not impossible to reach these numbers. 100 over a 15 year period say 18 to 33 only means about 6-7 new girls per year. Ie one every two months.
I always love this character with the backwards tightass hat. I gotta question though, can you even blink? Lol
Mines like 6000 if you count brushing arms
it doesnt count when you do it on purpose dude
Dumb and Dumber 3 finally came out.
The takeaway here is to NEVER talk about shit that you've NEVER experienced.
Always talk outside of your experience. Always lecture others on that which you have no knowledge on. Always set out to win the argument even if there’s no argument.
based
I am living for the moment when Cer responds to "alright babe I am gonna get ready for our date"
“Your moms feet are fuckin BOMB” LOL 😂😂😂😂
Spencer forehead a new US monument
“This is why I hate the talking stage” 😂
Seth's logic equals blown-mind emoji. Probably his best episode yet!
Had no idea Seth was a math prodigy
me with a negative body count 😈
How do you? Do you like untuck someone
I reclaimed my virginity by watching anime
What does that even mean? What does that imply?
@@megamax898 extra virgin
@@megamax898 you don't want to know
Seth is one of the most convincing characters I've seen in the last 20 years. You sell it, dude.
i think seth is the funniest character 🤣
0:49 People with tinnitus be like:
Can confirm
great vid, love the old characters coming back
Seth is the nourishing teet to my hungwy hungwy depression. Thank yew
what the fuck
Thanks for the super David!!!
Do you count female lego minifigures?
"Yeah, I've totally been laid, like, a trillion billion times, but she goes to a different school, you probably don't know her."
"You're 24."
"..."
"..."
"It's in Arkansas."
The wrinkled forehead through that hat is irreplaceable
You forgot the most important maff rule: A after E except after C deez nutz gottem
Its like in the millions
cer this is your best incarnation of this character
How do this video not have millions of views? Like am I supposed to believe that this masterpiece is just an average video?
Seth and Cheb are hands down my fav chars. XD
this feels like a classic cherdleys video
They’re too good at these parts 😂
square root of -1
My body count is 1.
I don’t even need to watch these videos anymore, i can sustain myself from the sound alone.
Lol how she looks for the airpods at 1:07
Y'all are seriously amazing comedic actors, worthy of any platform. On a side note, where can I find that Stone Cold shirt?
dude's eyebrow is a velcro strap
he's learning and i'm scared
I love how Seth is wearing a stone cold Steve Austin shirt lmao
Bro in glasses just like me
I've heard that it's now a red flag for young women if you don't have a body count. Boy, how times have changed
Just because you heard it, doesn’t mean it’s true
@@assmane999 I've heard it straight from a woman's mouth. Go see the whatever podcast
@@alaunaenpunto3690 so, that means all women are the same? And think the same way?
@@assmane999 I think most of them do, yes
Seth has mad mathematical skills damn
Me personally 16.4 billion
3:12 So he's Genghis Khan basically. *[Mongolian throat singing]*
I like how his forehead skin is bulging out of his snap back.
Velcro back*
My body count is 10 (I'm a serial killer)
I want to know Cherdley’s secret to a tomato red face routine
Your videos never fail to make me laugh
When you snart that 1st perc tho off the rip lit homie
3:17 I wish I lived in that world.
Please do more of this character, it's freaking HILARIOUS
They call Cherd the walking STD's, that's his body count.
why does that cap have a built in forehead
That string of mini pork burps felt familiar and cozy to me.
Ver Spence is so great in his characters and cultural references
Yo was wondering when Seth would show again
Lol, Cherdley’s chad and simp characters in the same vid, nice!
Did you tell the waiter to come over here and say there is a rule that you can't eat only the nachos that have all the meat and cheese on them? Leaving only the plain chips?
Bella Rome does Pawn, I just searched it up
Its funny that Cherdleys is wearing a spongebob shirt, but Spence (Seth*) sounds like Patrick
Prove me wrong
dude straight bro up
Seth is a total Chadcel
Next time don't ask for numbers, ask for sounds that sound like numbers. It's a loophole that works an amount of time that sounds like forty percent.
my body count? 5 with my truck and 3 with my fists
Don't ask jerma that.
Seth is your best character hands down
1. Me
2. Bunny
no friend zone, guy friends gay. Sigma chad
i love this bro character. reminds me of my old roomate
why can’t I even *count*
It’s times like this I miss Ryan, he could have played his simp character in this. But he quit doing YT content for whatever reason. Sigh!
Same. It's a bummer.
"I know so many girls that love virgins" she was talking about the girls that hit on Kevin Amarillo
All these comments, do y’all work?
Hey, Seth green or Seth Rogan?
I Rlly need an answer…
keep it real, stay pure.
cer talks like a copy-pasta
Google is way too nice
Where are the girls at?
When the girls show up:
i have airpods in
10/10
3:33 that is the most surrealistic thing about this video, girls laugh at virgin men bro
Well whores are pretty delusional.
Why would they?
That would be a conversation start for an onlyfans girl lmao
Spence is hilarious
YES!!! More Seth!
Bro his forehead unsettling
Is more than 69 … less than 420!
2:53 ?!?!?!?!? lol
Millions
where have you been spence?
My body count is 3 I’m a good girl and was a virgin when I met my first boyfriend 😊
Is that what a V-Tuber is?
This was a dumb one. I’ll watch the next one still
Wizard gang represent
lol, good shit
Omg i was laughing so hard
That was just too much over the top for me...
1:37
Oh PORK! FINE!!
Lol