Unknown P - Diss & Chips (Stormzy & Chip Beef)

Unknown P presents 'Diss & Chips'
A posh spin on the Chip & Stormzy beef. Respect to both artists & to bossman for dancing in my vid!
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Filmed and edited by Carlos Rico.

[@MichaelDapaah]

Well well well Unknown what have you done !!!!!👀👀🤣

[@smokxyz]

Ikr

[@sammykissleumas1242]

He's dissing and it's like his performing a comedy in the 02 arena

[@sammykissleumas1242]

@@tarquinwood2858 cause it's 2 mins ago

[@dotherightthing6435]

This is WAR unknown p needs to stay out of this one

[@lilvrainz9138]

Well he’s got a talent alright
May not be to perfect standard but it’s a good start

[@JongoPhett]

Mans replied before Stormzy even had a chance to pick up a Pen 😶😅😵

[@ya.thegoat8795]

*Lmao!*

[@0ddysey111]

Fr

[@gamingbeast5267]

Hey this is to brighten up your day you are amazing and loved never give up is close to 5/k so just be positive Yh ay

[@tyrel8551]

You copied this comment but ohh well 😂 this was all over Instagram

[@tweeks9896]

Lool

[@MunyaChawawa]

The real MVP is bossman who rushed out and said ‘are you Mr.P?’ 😂😂🙏🏽

[@baljeetdayeet8850]

Munya Chawawa agreed

[@luv4sam]

😂😂😂 Ahlie u man were doin the blueface dance

[@Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo]

Gas 😂
Sorry: gars

[@0ddysey111]

Garrssed he was

[@jaws4934]

He’s a real driller

[@MegaJarass]

Unknown P isn't built different, he's just constructed alternatively.

[@emoon13]

This is copied form fire in the booth

[@uraharamitchell7250]

He is the type to abruptly enter one's accommodation whilst brandishing arms and will enquire quite coarsely into the whereabouts of the monetary collections and choiced narcotics.

[@never8931]

@@uraharamitchell7250 TRANSLATION:
He robs houses with guns

[@uraharamitchell7250]

@@never8931 Evidently, your astuteness is undeniable Old Boy!

[@never8931]

@@uraharamitchell7250 TRANSLATION:
You have a very clear understanding of what i said

[@TheAlkebulanTrust]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 how TF did Unknown P make a diss track with a video quicker than Stormzy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheKye92]

The work rate is too much!!! 😂😂😂😂 Unknown P definitely the biggest artist rn!! Loool

[@p0cr0c71]

Simply because the beef is fake

[@zodsinclair8500]

Quarantine Vibes man!
Man's got nothing to do,
I can relate unfortunately.

[@falconerhawker6671]

Banging 😂😂😂😂put a smile on my face 🤩🤩🤩🤩that P is a badman a real g stormzys probably shitting it that’s why there’s no reply he’s worried p might roll up with his crew and tea 😉

[@ajfreeney]

This man must have a time machine. It's just not possible for him to have heard this, written a track and gone to a petrol station whilst it's still dark.

[@tristyna7]

AJ Freeney he done it at 5am

[@bobblyrob1]

its Unbelievable Jeff

[@olivebery2136]

AJ Freeney 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-fd6rf8ht4u]

Unless he had info from Chip

[@MxrkJJ]

@@pc.anderson531 he acc didnt jus another random Shell petrol station. Still mad thooo

[@PiXimperfect]

"Ron like Weasily" 😂😂😂😂 Man! BARS!!!

[@warthundercanblunder850]

How have you just seen this masterpiece?

[@chiefdenis]

Wait! What are you doing here? I love your tutorials man

[@redghost5705]

🤣🤣 That was a bar!

[@TheJoker-kg7nt]

Harry Potter reference right

[@SHBY47]

1:06 there

[@AtifAli-wp2gd]

When is he gonna realise its dangerous to spit fire at the petrol station?

[@ferociouslioness]

DAYYYUMMM 😂😂😂😂

[@hayleyburns.9384]

I've seen that comment on chips - flowers .

[@jermaineh1735]

Wrote, shot, edited and released in just over 12 hours, he needs his own TV show ASAP!!!

[@Mub1532]

ELZZZ stfu bot

[@TomGodson95]

this just shows it can be done

[@Account1746]

Tv is dead

[@firefly361]

Unknown P FanTV

[@KaiGrant1]

“ posh mc but i make man run out of bars like a 10pm curfew” i’m dead

[@TA-yz7ut]

I caught that and had to close the CZcams app to process what I just heard😂 For someone who does it for banter, he can actually rap with crazy word plays🔥🔥

[@saz19s8]

Too good

[@noirfifa2897]

That’s a bar

[@le_travie7724]

The best bar

[@realeyesrealisereallies97]

Fam it's too good lool

[@Durag_sensei]

“Make a man run out of bars like a 10pm curfew”, this man does this as a joke but some of his bars are actually nuts

[@ChillSpartan]

Stormzy: violated by Chip
Unknown P: violates them both

[@dysonyt5138]

I love Harry Kane

[@ChillSpartan]

@@dysonyt5138 finally a fan

[@danielgeorgeashleyyoulton3403]

How is this workrate even possible, I need answers

[@gamingbeast5267]

So Underated super chill dude
czcams.com/video/CF2HcnyK2N0/video.html

[@Sadaatty]

It’s a well orchestrated, pre-engineered, well marinated, dried beef -
With many cooks involved...
Men need to eat...

[@TheLondonCyclist]

Fake beef setup by these guys.

[@mrtruth7964]

London living legend returns with new beef czcams.com/video/rS0b96pw5Rs/video.html

[@dontoni8041]

Posh ghostwriters

[@YuwanThayakaran]

Staggers me how quick you are to jump on trends AND film a banging music video with it 🤯

[@helderteixeiradacosta9616]

Trust! I mean the humor is incredible, but admire his work ethic more, genuinely deserves everything good.

[@U5M4N]

Yes yuwan

[@DopeyPenguinz]

Insider knowledge, no way man didn't know about it before it dropped, literally dropped last night so there hasn't been a night to film this since

[@georgeb7641]

@@DopeyPenguinz no he just gets on it quick

[@DopeyPenguinz]

@@georgeb7641BRO ITS NIGHT TIME IN THE VIDEO, chips tracks dropped last night it's not possible for him to have made this in-between that and now

[@Will97G]

Man just rhymed diesely with Ron Weasley im crying

[@intotheparanormal6050]

Everybody gangsta till unknown p pulls up in his horse drawn carriage

[@youngp3ng]

He’s written and filmed this last night, hasn’t even been 24 hours 🤯

[@IIIXTREME]

Where even is this

[@elexious9]

@@IIIXTREME Crystal palace

[@IIIXTREME]

@@elexious9 cheers

[@omgits36]

Came back too edit this so no one would ever know what I said 😎

[@gamingbeast5267]

Hey👋there a lot of you won't see this but to those who do I hope you and your family be safe and be cool your a living legend for taking the time to read this is close to 5/k stay awesome Yh ay !

[@no8291]

what track? Stormzy aint replied its been 24 hours... or have the rules changed since stormzy's last battle

[@omgits36]

Ryan Stewart- Ladega I’m pretty sure it’s 48 hours now

[@no8291]

@@omgits36 he cant even stick to his own rules icel

[@mrtruth7964]

London living legend returns with new beef czcams.com/video/rS0b96pw5Rs/video.html

[@dinondlovu9268]

Unknown P is actually a top 10 drill lyricist 😂😂🤣 and he ain’t even trying.

[@ForgotMyPasswd000]

Man raps in Times New Roman font size 12 wordwrapped spellchecked

[@SwedisGamer00]

Mans rapping in cursive no help lines

[@chiefdenis]

😂😂😂

[@zeronexus6933]

The spell checked got me 😂

[@jonathantettehh]

Unknown P is actually a national treasure

[@Temzy]

Fr 😭

[@prohatershit]

Global

[@jonnyswift6829]

Big facts!!

[@BigHotSauceBoss69]

im American and i love unknown p, my dad was born in London so im allowed to

[@jack-yousattv7674]

What beat is this

[@Temzy]

This guy is too legendary, he didn't even let the ting marinate🤣

[@gamingbeast5267]

Hey most of you won't see this but just chill out and be yourself, is close to 5._.k stay cool and you are a legend Yeah ay!

[@luv4sam]

🤣🤣🤣😂 MAN SAID LET THE TING MARINATE I'M DONE

[@JongoPhett]

Didn't even let it defrost.

[@TomGodson95]

😂

[@tee7423]

frrrr😂😂😂

[@realone7524]

The first two intro bars were setting up a high standard, then the Chris Brown and Arsenal Mascot lyrics just killed the whole thing!!!
Reload ability on 10

[@gertaryfinska9614]

unknown p doesn’t diss, he hurts your social status with the help of the verbal english language

[@carnage6556]

Innit

[@georgeosborn421]

Infringes on one’s position in the lyrical hierarchy

[@TheTopStarz]

I was giving Stormzy 2 days to reply but now I'm reducing that to 1 day cause he this guy replied in 10hours LOOOL jk

[@flowmotiiion9441]

💀💀

[@hydos2003]

💯 % FACTS!!!

[@HtownShadz]

Remember Stormzy gave Wiley 24hrs? He “HAS” to abide by his own rules. . . I’m impatiently waiting😂

[@no8291]

@@HtownShadz nah g he ain't replied

[@HtownShadz]

Ryan Stewart- Ladega - disappointed. . . Maybe tomorrow🤷🏾‍♂️

[@nadirmohammed8502]

Man got the shop owner to dance😅😂😂

[@newwavetvuk859]

haha savage 🤣

[@freetruth6265]

There’s levels 😂😭😭😭😭😭

[@DJrukkachmed]

better pull than Ole

[@musrio9649]

😂

[@user-bo4sm3uk8i]

This guy is gold. If he doesn’t have a ghost writer he’s actually dumb talented and hardworking

[@detectivejonesw]

"man could incinerate tho whole scene oh so easily"
Do it P DO IT. The people want it

[@biggzwhite7483]

@hen ko at least it's rap and not pop music...

[@zamn2621]

biggz im pretty sure thats a bot

[@biggzwhite7483]

@@zamn2621 i think you are right...

[@Ense211]

I love how the entire plot is revolving around a Shell Gas Station

[@Logicsupersedes]

All southern boys talking about chips burying bugsy obviously forget about relegation riddem

[@Logicsupersedes]

P.S no one has ever got bodied the way lowkey did chip. Literally turned him from chipmunk to chip.

[@sirfuttbucker6067]

Shellers

[@briiq]

@@Logicsupersedes stop mentioning lowkey smh hes nowhere to be seen ffs

[@Logicsupersedes]

Yung Killa did I hurt your feelings bro? What I said was relevant and 100% accurate. Him not being around now is absolutely irrelevant to what’s being said. He put chipmunk in a body bag and then set it on fire.

[@Xplo111]

"Hop on the horse and RON like Weasley"!
😂😂😂

[@zodsinclair8500]

Thank you I only now get it after reading it!
It was catchy, but I missed the reference at 1st!

[@Zuionify]

That one got me as well :D

[@billyyr9469]

🤣🤣 that one got me tooo bro

[@EmanzDaOne1]

I know carbs go straight to my hips, so I could never waste time on chips 🤣

[@lucaspanto9650]

He doesn't chef bare opps with a Rambo, he pierces his rivals with a longsword

[@Urban2006xx]

“Get dropped like Arsenal’s mascot” I’m done man

[@zodsinclair8500]

He should have included Ozil too, because that's the reality, Glad we're progressing under Arteta!
Even the Mascot would move on in the mean time
BUT Ozil Happy to sit & earn, he KNOWS he's Past the Quality of the Prem,
but it is what it is man, #COYG

[@sjzaman6575]

Zod Sinclair nobody asked bro

[@Troop-]

@@zodsinclair8500 arsenal are dead

[@sjzaman6575]

nobody 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dwayner901]

I'm 38, Gunnersaurus was 'hatched' when I was 13. They've moved on one Dinosaur 2 years ago, time for the other to go. Ozil with a bit of smart PR👌🏾

[@potato3298]

“Ron like Weasley” was my favorite line from this masterpiece.

[@unclepete5877]

"Mans got whips...
Falafel, hummous, dips"
This is why this guy is the best

[@deiononthebeat7195]

Unknown P dont fight you, he simply rearranges your face with his fists

[@nickriches4641]

"But if the beef gets real I'll hop on the horse and Ron like Weasley" had me cracking up 😂😂😂

[@rolltru]

"run out of bars like 10pm curfew!!!" legendary

[@gamingbeast5267]

Hey this is to brighten up your day you are amazing and loved never give up is close to 5/k so just be positive Yh ay

[@avxfire]

"GOT FALAFEL HOMMOUS CHIPS, NO NEED TO WASTE TIME FOR CHIPS" IM DEADDD
😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kemi116]

Unknown P actually went INNNNN!! The last bar “I hop on the horse and Ron like Weaseley” was SOOO HARDDD!!!! 🔥🔥

[@Ikr416]

Big munya he puts so much effort in to his videos and it really shows

[@gamingbeast5267]

Hey there mate if you come across this comment just chill out in life and be happy and everything will be alright is so close to 5._.K just be awesome Yh ay

[@profonicstudios]

“...make man run out of bars like a 10pm curfew!” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏾

[@MK-os8vl]

Shell gonna sue u

[@DublinJimmy80]

🙄🤣

[@PACKERMAN2077]

Are you sure old boy... I believe Master P has enough pearls to pay for the settlement.
That is a pun concerning oysters you know, when when a grain of sand gets inside they form into a pearl you see, but of course you wouldn't know anything about that unless you've experienced a pearl necklace would you like to try one on?
It will be a jolly pumping gay time.

[@weewoo2242]

@@spinofthewheel5345 and you're not verified and no one knows who you are

[@weewoo2242]

@@spinofthewheel5345 read your original comment. Take a close look. Now shut up

[@thatguy53]

Shellers!

[@justaddfire4418]

He doesnt play with words, he gives them a cheeky tickle🎵

[@maskinmous5041]

killed me when he said garage, nd then started sniffing the pump. LOOL

[@professor_u]

This man eating well while they're beefing smh
😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lifeadmin9417]

He is eating beef bourguignon

[@julietv3863]

Now he’s in a gas station just that has me rolling in tears

[@vic44rd]

I started listening to these as a joke at first but the bars are legit good man I'm unironically enjoying it.

[@onerish8815]

When Unknown P moved out, he told his dad ‘
“ you’re the man of the house now”

[@ashantifuraha1032]

Wrong guy bruh 😂😂😂

[@jaydogholmes6277]

I think he’s talking about Dutchavelli 😂

[@des1727]

😂😂😂 names un , unknown p

[@m0h51n_1]

loool

[@Temzy]

I'm dead 🤣

[@killianjerrr2176]

I'd actual fear for my life if he wrote a distrack on me for beef we had

[@gamingbeast5267]

Hey most of you won't see this but just chill out and be yourself, is close to 5._.k stay cool and you are a legend Yeah ay!

[@michaeljohnson1607]

Jazzy npk stabs ofb izzpot in eye full video thank me later czcams.com/video/Ouy6M4e2-iU/video.html

[@NM-hq1io]

Work rate is just stupid, geezer got out of bed at 2/3 in the morning to go to a shell petrol station & record this, massive respect 😭👏

[@ThatGuyRBY]

“Laughs in nepotism” the best way to laugh.

[@des1727]

The opposition has to bugger off 😂

[@ianmooresguard1721]

🤣

[@TheXileBillz]

If the beef gets real I hop on the horse and Ron like weasley LOOOOL

[@georgek9738]

"Smells diesely man could incinerate the whole scene oh so easily" 😂😂😂

[@asktoseducemiss434]

Rap game has been real quiet since Unknown P entered the game.

[@daddacooper1981]

Too funny, so talented "Glass of Schloer" 😂😂😂

[@nyx805]

"if you're the mc with the crown, when chris brown was in town why didn't you get an invite
it's banter, i don't want no ice like j hus likes his fanta"
i know you make these to take the piss but these bars were cold

[@jordanrobery9621]

Can’t be that cold he didn’t get the ice

[@TheRbruce55060]

I’m sorry, the intro 😂😂😂 mmmm, didn’t think it was me that would merk you ahahahaahahaha

[@JM.419]

The lady in the petrol station shop:
''When would he leave''😭😭

[@jxii554]

He just wanted a piece of the drill beef 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Supernova-lc2yf]

Lol since when is Chip and Stormzy drill ..but anyways disappointing that Stormzy wont reply

[@salehshakoor1089]

Falafal, homes, dips 😂😂😂

[@KuzAre]

0:34 Head office is gonna be onto boss man, he’s gettin suspended lool bout dancin up 😂🕺🏽🤣

[@chipsthedog1]

Man even had the forecourt staff as back up dancer, I would not want to be dissed by this man how would you fire back? I'm dead

[@jordancrane7234]

When Unknown P moved out he told his dad "you're the master of the manor now."

[@iamnotyourmate]

This beat is actually fire lol

[@Yazzaroo22]

This song bangs so hard I legit tried to find it on Spotify 😂

[@MrPJBarney]

Where can I find it is the question.

[@MrPJBarney]

The background track that is.

[@JS110276]

Chip Darth Vader

[@kylemcpherson7114]

Bruh! Work rate!!!
Made a vid quicker than stormzy
Got the bars on point 🤣🤣
And even the same location as chip? 😂

[@gamingbeast5267]

Hey👋there a lot of you won't see this but to those who do I hope you and your family be safe and be cool your a living legend for taking the time to read this is close to 5/k stay awesome Yh ay !

[@thrashash4798]

"Ron like weasley"😂 too good

[@kwaitefuni9152]

"Falafel, hummus, dips"
Too good.

[@jasontodd201]

"I just wanted a piece of the drilly beef" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CC-gh6tz]

We don’t deserve unknown p

[@ezeuzuka3344]

We actually don't 😂

[@tamikahonde5386]

0:36 how did my guy manage to bring in Gunnersaurus into this 💀🤣

[@mrmessiah57]

We must protect this man at all costs he’s a treasure

[@halejandrohd2955]

“I’ve heard all of your payments bounced cus’ you have no accounts like Wiley”
Oh my lord 😂

[@lachlanjetta3464]

This man really shot the whole video at a petrol station just so the diesel bar would fit 😭

[@lauradelta8060]

You missed the point

[@AndrewMclean]

Shell’s share price going through the roof right now 🤣🤣🤣

[@milkponfyah1]

Yessss!!!! Fyah bun posh boi! Wheel it up n come again

[@lebxacut5345]

How about a round of applause for the most consistent and man that keep kickin all these ninjas with bars💯🔥

[@lionkai22]

Man said get dropped like arsenal's mascot... I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kjca_1998]

The mad thing is how sick his bars actually are when he's taking the piss 🤣

[@SbSDEFTxSTAR]

Chips and Stormz aint ready for warring.💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣

[@filmbymarz]

I’ve watched this too many times now 😭

[@mrkhan4686]

😭

[@Hi-cu2vx]

Stormzy should just use this as his reply LMAO

[@milisarkar5366]

Mandem didn't need to do Arsenal like that🤣🤣🔥

[@williamevelyn]

Unknown P like "mine I shell dun yuh bloodcloth now bugger off opposition"!😁

[@arsdwalos6840]

Chip's been real quiet ever since this was dropped

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

He respectfully asks if anyone wants beef
I like that

[@dillyh3214]

This is what Grime as a culture is all about. An expression which is raw to the core. This man serves as a bridge between a perpetuated beef coming through with comedy and we love it. Grime isn't just about music, it's an era of expression which goes beyond music and this is an example of it. I love how the arts are coming together, it's long overdue! Those who been around since Rascals first track will know what I'm talking about.

[@Pepprmint1]

that was a whole lot of fucking yapping bro

[@mrgdc7120]

“Make man run out of bars like a 10pm curfew.”
Fully mocked it 😂🔥

[@qzza9863]

This guy runs down opps with a musket in his horse and carriage

[@martynanthon]

😄😄😄😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@taddytee7533]

😂😂

[@lordsizzla1]

*laughs in nepotism* has me creasedddd 😂😂😂

[@guventurk9157]

Hahah man got the shop owner to dance. Loool

[@dman7516]

I am like the clash scene until Stormzy replies ,dead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 its a mockery 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@realvybz7844]

😂 ohh a low it man you know man like Stormzy going to try say he was waiting for
Unknown P to finish with spot to go next 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dukejamesmusic]

I don’t even care what you think, Schloer is the nectar of the gods and you can’t change my mind.

[@justshakira4268]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love this

[@Legendarymixtapes]

You are unreal mate. Thanks for the laughs

[@littleasian1232]

I like how the real video is number 1 and right under it is this parody 🤣🤣🤣 Ik there’s some man out there looking at this vid like ‘wtf is this’

[@wiseoldturtle8526]

He’s not dissing he is adressing his opponent’s faults