Why Japan's Samurai Were Nothing Like You Think - Hilarious Helmet History
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- Let's talk about Japan's samurai! Not the honorable Tom Cruises, but the actual ... well ... just watch and learn because apparently literally everyone was a samurai -- from stuffy nobility to probably gross pirates.
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According to my definitely correct source, The LEGO NINJAGO movie, you are incorrect
The meatball man is inevitable.
Your intelligence is unmatched,
This is what weebs sound like when they use anime as historical information
Thanks for exposing this man for his bullshido
This a joke but yh right if take it correct.
😂
Came here after starting ghost of tsushima, turns out they were all acting like... Humans
Gavin Seim Yeah, the game is an exaggeration. The Samurais were ... humans, not overly honourable legends like they are in the game.
@Soulwalker Young there used to be a time where samurais liked to kill random peasants as a sport so it had to be forbidden xD.
Same, I first wanted to make Jin look more historically accurate and then I got really interested in the history in general
Never realized how awesome learning about history was, it's basically a study of humanity through the course of time. The more you study history the more you know about yourself and the culture your in.
It's crazy how the educational system manages to make history boring (along with whitewashing bullshit so those in power don't look bad).
"Oh well, movies are dead. Read a book. Bye!" That's great.
Holy shit! Nobunaga had a black samurai!? The fuck Japan how many fucking anime's have you made about Nobunaga and none of them have the black guy!?
NewGuy1414 Well Nioh had Yasuke as a boss
NewGuy1414 He was a slave to Portuguese and he left Japan as a slave when he left Japan.
Why make an anime of that?
Meta tron No he was not. He was a free man in Japan and no one even knows if he left Japan, there are no reliable sources of his death.
Right? How is there not an Afro Samurai guarding Oda Nobunaga anime? That writes itself. (I'm mostly picturing another season of Samurai Champloo now that I think about it)
go watch/read hyouge mono and nobunaga kyousoukyoku, yasuke is in there, and actually don't watch nobunaga kyousoukyoku anime, many content cutted.
So basically, Samurai Champloo was way more accurate than we thought.
Fullmetal1890P 😂
Fullmetal1890P love samurai champloo 😭
Minus the over-the-top action that is physically and anatomically impossible, yes.
So basically, no.
Sturmbunker18 the fact that you can't spell the word 'storm' and you have a british colonial interloper flag as your profile pic speaks volumes about your ignorance, as does your comment. Yasuke was the name that Oda Nobunaga gave to an african slave who was brought to japan in service of Portuguese or Dutch jesuit missionaries - most likely because his real name contained sounds that the native Japanese tongue has difficulty making. When Oda Nobunaga, heard about him, he was convinced his black skin was ink or dye of some kind, and requested Yasuke be brought before him and asked to scrub his skin vigorously to prove that it was his genuine skin color, which the japanese had never seen prior to him. When Nobunaga determined it was in fact not a hoax, he became even more interested in Yasuke due in part to his unheard of large stature and the fact that he was said by Nobunaga himself to possess the strength of ten men. The Oda clan made Yasuke a formal bushi retainer (ie samurai) and he fought alongside Nobunaga until Nobunaga was defeated. Instead of being executed or held prisoner, Yasuke was supposedly turned back over to the Jesuit missionaries and that's where his documented story ends. But don't take my word for it; do the research yourself, educate your ignorant colonist ass.
LOVE the reference to 'Humans'. Human behavior is kind of constant across the board.
Very true. We as humans "constantly" suck
Just a shame we such extremes at either end...
Samurai was a social class, not an immediate label as 'warrior'
Right! They were equivalent to knights and barons.
Correct!
You had to be born into the samurai class to be a samurai. One was not just simply made one.
Jet Alone i think OP’s point was that the samurai weren’t JUST warriors, that is was also a societal class. I.E. how they were trained from youth, and studied philosophy and whatnot. I could be wrong though
@@TheSchnut115 tell that to mugen from samurai champloo
Is there a different between samurai and known swordsman like Miyamoto musashi or kojiro sasaki
Tom Cruise is not an actor. He plays Tom Cruise in every movie.
thijsjong this is true and it's glorious
I have to give him credit, he is great at playing Tom Cruise and making me believe the situation Tom Cruise is in.
Damned right.
And he really knows how to pick movies in which Tom Cruise fit's as a charactor.
At least it's always the character only he can portrait
"Other things that are characteristic of Humans, actual humans"
That's actually very meaningful
You must be quite new here, welcome to the Interconnecting Net
Tobias Zauner Most people treat people from the past as non humans in how they expect them to act. Especially in Great Man style history.
"The 7 Samurai" from 1954.
that is the best cinematic representation of not only the Edo Era, but how Expendable and Pridefull Samurai really were...
his arms look like they are uncomfortable being on his body
Wind Wanker
They are
Soy and self hate does that to a person.
I think he has a boner
I'm sure everything is uncomfortable being near his body
@@almightythor2674 yea he's not a real man. You're the real man it's obvious by the fact your handle in comic book character.
Mouth magic has a totally different meaning in my book.
🙃
God bless
Giggety.
Um... Lol?
The real life Afro Samurai!😀😀
It's much more accurate than we thought!
Da Sam moo rhai
Are you saying Afro Samurai is historically inaccurate!? Good day sir! I said GOOD DAY!!!!
Didnt he exactly say Afro Samurai is accurate though? I mean, the characters there vary from soldier samurais, to pirate samurais, to aristocrat samurais and a black samurai (Yasuke).
@viprizy The whole point is about wether afro samurai is accurate or inaccurate, and given there was a black man that was a samurai in feudal Japan, it makes afro samurai accurate enough.
Your statement makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, and it is something extremely unique for a black man in feudal Japan to be part of japanese culture like that and specially as one of the most important characters of their history.
He didn't just wash up on a shore, he was a slave rescued by oda nobunaga with the intent to make Yasuke, oda's right arm.
You should do some more research about the guy and you will eventually be surprised to find out that this black samurai actually fought wars and led armies in one of the most important times for Japan.
I'm not black, but I respect Yasukes story, so feel free to rip your eyes off.
@viprizy "washed up on japan's shores..."... He was a bodyguard/personal assistant to a leading Christian missionary and he spoke four languages, but you were saying.....
are we not gonna talk about how everyone is just using "Afro" as a way to describe a whole race, like people, we aren't hairstyles.
@viprizy Dont hate 😂✔
"[A] stab to the tum-tum." AHAH, HILARIOUS! So good! Thanks for your hard work!
I like how this guy debunks the stereotypical conception of Samurai as one specific thing at one point in history by invoking the stereotypical knight as one specific thing at one point in history.
Yeah that bugged me as well.
Goes back to the same idea of the cultural perception versus the historical fact. Knights started out as basically just a protection racket. Your village is being ransacked by bandits with swords and horses? Pay a different group with swords and horses to protect you. Eventually they got wealthy enough to buy noble titles, but the lowest ones without any land attached. Chivalry is all about swordfighting and horsemanship (literally comes from the French word for horse, cheval,) and the whole being honorable and polite to women as a footnote. And don't get me started on the specifics of different types of swords and armor and how they are misused in film. Surprisingly, the movie, A Knight's Tale keeps pretty accurate, grounding the film in a particular decade (1350's) and has armor, weapons, architecture, people, events etc. mostly consistent to that era.
No need to shoehorn all that in. I mean I'm glad you've opened up to learning about the reality of the knight and medieval history, but you're coming on really strong and overdramatic, it's just a bit off. Cheers.
*Bret Terry* wow that much research for a movie that sees a crowd of peasants sing we are the champions? odd
You can't debunk everything in one video!
N-Nani?
RealityBreaker Omae wa mou shindeiru
Nani!?
I love this comment so much
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Soohka
I love ur Hilarious Helmet videos. Your style of narration is amazing.
I really needed this video. Thank you!
Everything I need to know about Samurai, I learned from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. This video is unnecessary.
Uzzy66 Exactly, Kreiger...... or is it Uzzy66
Yes. Uzzy66 is Krieger. Krieger is Uzzy66.
Uzzy66 MIND IS BLOWN
I agree
you mean the main villian protagonist ? He doesn't even used sword, spear or bow
Everyone knows that the black samurai was a time traveling baseball player.
Theycallmetomu nobunaga concerto :-D
i can mess up your referance by counter-referancing to
time traveling football players becoming knights
samurai champloo yassss
Is this a JoJo Reference? Get that reference? Referception
Michael Jordan was a time-traveller!?
"What makes you an expert on Japanese history?"
"Well, I eat a lot of Pocky, and I spend a big chunk of my time googling shit on Samurai."
"I would buy a ticket to that thought"
That's what i did for suicide squad..
suicide squad was retarded
@@l.d.r6653 yes
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I would actually pay to watch The Black Samurai if they make one
Same here
D RD it's called afro samurai
It's called "Ghost Dog" starring forrest whittaker.
D RD I’d watch it instantly.
Yasuke!!
Someone send it to Metatron.
Tyler Ladner ikr it's begging for a debunking
he's about to get shit on lmao just like he did with matpat
IDK, I think he may agree with lot of things.
Tyler Ladner Cracked might be upset by a white guy critiquing their video on Asia 🙃.
GarrusN7 The guy in the video is way whiter though, so he needs to double check his privilege.
i really love this presenter, could talk with him for hours. fun and smart guy. bless him
The real history of Samurai is waaaaaay cooler then the bs we’ve been fed all these years.
That's what happens when you don't watch anime like a crack addict.
Yeah. I meant, Samurai also mercenary and pirates?
Now that is a very cool thing to know.
You can remove "of samurai" and it remains a true statement too.
*_All I know is their swords really aren't "Legendarily Strong"..._*
They are legendarily strong. Just not ACTUALLY strong (compared to other swords) If I recall the issue was that when they were knew, properly forged steel Katana were far better than the iron swords the japanese had been using.
"Strong" is probably the wrong word to use. It's really more a matter of having different philosophies on what makes a good sword. It depends on whether you are going for versatility or specialization.
Japanese swords have very hard edges and soft backs. The hard edges means they can be made extremely sharp, and they don't even notch the way other swords do - they actually chip, like glass. Meanwhile the backs will be more likely to bend rather than develop stress fractures and crack. So, while they will be more likely to take a set, they are also less likely to suffer sudden catastrophic breakage.
In the west, iron age and earlier medieval swords were actually made in a similar way though not quite to the same extremes. Once metallurgy and industrial production improved, focus shifted to more spring-like unisteel blades. These are more versatile and reliable in terms of structural attributes, but sacrifice the very sharp edges and particular aesthetic values of say a katana.
At any rate, it's true that Japanese swords were highly valued by just about every other culture that came in contact with them, since the Japanese - while very traditional - have never been a people who half-ass stuff.
I think it's not really right to classify them as swords at all. More like sabres to me.
Katanas were NOT primary combat weapons. Just as the European longswords, they were BACK UP weapons. Japanese Samurai and other warriors fought using: pikes, looong spears, bows, naginata, ie, pole arms. Katanas were more like status symbols. Only samurai were allowed to wear the Daisho (katana and dirk). And if you touched a samurai's Daisho, he was entitled to kill you on the spot. If you were lowly scum that is. If you were a high ranking noble, the samurai would have to kill himself afterwards.
You sir are correct
I am a history teacher and I have started using this series in my classes. They are awesome.
And with this video you earned my sub. Cheers!
Awesome. A history lesson I can get behind.
As someone who's actually studied Japanese culture and history I've been waiting for this video for a LONG time.
bronzedivision It really didn't have that much to say. I'm pretty sure most people (adults at least) understand there's a difference between their romanticized idea of samurai and reality. You could find all this information in about 5 minutes on a single Wikipedia page.
actually
"as early as the europeans did"
Almost. Cannons were introduced to the japanese by europeans, so obviously there has to be some delay.
Actually, cannons were introduced to Japan by China, a few centuries prior to that. Apparently they weren't that popular though, and only became widespread after the Portuguese brought theirs.
I know about the chinese guns, but I'm not aware of any evidence of use in Japan. Are you saying they did use chinese guns before the europeans came or is this just about my choice of the word "introduce"? :)
Yes, according to Wikipedia Japan used Chinese cannons before the Europeans arrived. Apparently as early as 127.
Ops, I meant 1270
That's on wikipedia? How did I not know that then, lol. But I'm always happy to learn new things. I guess they fell completely out of use by the time the Portuguese arrived though, because I'm pretty sure by that time there were no more left.
Love the host of these 😂😂✊🏾
This video is actually pretty good. Kudos!
This and "Some News" are my favourite cracked series.
What about "After Hours" and "Honest Ads"?
I really think "a news person" should win "an award".
Lego Insomniac Rodger Horton is God
Lego Insomniac after hours as well
Lego Insomniac if you like these two cracked series then check out the best one "obsessive pop culture disorder" and you should also check out "after hours"
I remember when this guy was New Guy. Ah how time has passed. I am so proud of him!
best channel ever btw ,,, and the show is amazing
absolutely great, i laughed hard :D
Okay, this is the first time on this show where the helmet aspect is actually hilarious. I love most everything Alex does, but even if I didn't, this video is worth watching just to stare at how ridiculous his skinny ass looks in that helmet for 8 minutes. Lol.
Glad someone else is on the same page.
The RZA should direct a movie about the Black Samurai like his movie The Man With The Iron Fists.
Rza is actually making a Black Samurai show (I believe based on the Jim Kelly movie).
Edited to include link to article about the show. Didn't know the Kelly movie was based on a book, the more you know :)
www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/common-topline-starz-black-samurai-reboot-rza-jerry-bruckheimer-1031574
There is actually a movie about Yasuke in production by Lionsgate: deadline.com/2017/03/lionsgate-taps-highlander-creator-gregory-widen-to-script-film-on-first-black-samurai-1202049635/
JackgarPrime Thanks for the link!☺
Louis Bamberger Thanks for the link!😊
Damon Patterson There's an anime call Afro Samurai. The RZA does the soundtrack for the anime and Afro Samurai is voiced by Samuel L. Jackson.
Really enjoyed this video. I teach Japanese languae and was stoked to hear about the African samurai and the rest. I shared it with my classes. Awesome!
the last few minutes of this vid are pure gold
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Sibyl Nothing personal......
It's just revenge.......
I live in japan, so I already knew all this. I actually own nitobe’s book 😂
Did you pay attention? The fucking book is innacurate as fuck. Damn Gaijins who thinks they are japanese
Wow, you're such a genius
Fred News I know that it’s innacurate but it’s to me an artifact of Japanese history and literature
Shanghai Qatar wtf actually no I’ve lived here since I was five years old and most people are actually very accepting and fascinated with other cultures, including my Scottish and Italian roots. Are all Americans ignorant and stupid like you? Because if so, count me out of my Alaska trip this summer.
Im from the UK btw. Strong assumptions. your initial post also inferred you come from the American perspective - as in you didnt grow up in Japan.
Ignorant of your own communication abillities.
This is great. And funny. Thanks.
Stab in the tum tum!! 😁 I love this channel 👍
'movies are dead! read a book!'
love it
4:50 Actually, the idea of the soul existing in the abdomen is a common idea in Eastern philosophy.
In Japan, in is called Kyoku, in China; Dantien.
It's the spiritual reason why Qi-Gung breathing and Kiais are done from the abdomen.
The practical reasons are, because it's where the breathing muscles are located, and breathing this way maximizes expansion of the lungs.
Carry on.
You are funny, entertaining, and informative.
You folks should have a shitload more subscribers. I love this stuff!
"Humans" Words cannot describe how much I love this video!
They were humans? Wow! Who knew?
Love these. Please keep making them.
Just very awesome!!!! Funny and genius!!!
Thx 4 the quickie lesson in Japanese history. Well Done. lol
i like this tiny mans words, speak more of them
Makes fun of someone for not using sources, when there are no sources on this video
Actually had no idea. This was very good to see.
Not nearly enough of these history ones. Its nearly the best on youtube
"Oh well, movies are dead, read a book, baiiiiii!" This is the best thing from the internet in recent memory.
I get more history from here then the actual History Channel.
But what about the academic veracity and in-depth research of "Ancient Aliens" and "Pawn Stars"?!
That history of japan video is a youtube gem !!
The black samurai played by denzel Washington would be sick
It's true that not all samurai committed seppuku in certain cases. However, it was more common than you are making it out to be.
Common as a form of execution not voluntarily
Best part about seppuku was the poems samurai wrote before there death some where actually sweet and thought provoking but most where trash talking the people who got them in that situation
I remember one where a guy wrote basically a detailed description about how he took a rival samurai's daughter's virginity
So you have a room full of important people waiting for you to die and they are required to sit down and listen to how long you had sex with one of their daughters
@@almalone3282 Can you link that?, sounds interesting haha
@@lool2707 read it in a book form my downtown library 15 years ago I don't remember the name sadly
But it was a compilation of samurai poems and haikus
Not all poems are like that but that one stuck out to me the most
Al Malone Not suprised, when someone explains how they took a rival daughter’s virginity before committing seppukku is something i would always remember hahah.
Love it! Keep it up guys!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I will
Had to feel pretty silly still running around in the 1800's with a sword. Of course there were Japanese still running around in the Phillipines fighting WW2 until the 1980's.
Even in WW1 a lot of people run around with swords. And I mean not only Persian, Indians, Vietnamese, and some other Asian countries, also Russians, Turks and European cavalry.
Miserable emasculated men are so annoying. Your self-mutilation is not funny or entertaining. Please stop.
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This is great!!!
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Ok first I really want to see that idea of a movie about Yasukai and second he really missed out on a perfect afro samuri reference.
Same here.
Great thank you!
Entire series is a mood
I love how they number the first couple Hilarious Helmet History, and then just gave up.
The Last Samurai movie title is using the plural form of samurai, not singular.
Matthew Barcelo you mean English?
The Japanese language doesn't conjugate its nouns to a plural form for more than one of something. E.g. _Ippon no mizu, nihon no mizu_ for one bottle of water, two bottles of water.
Then again, English has a few nouns that behave like this as well: sheep, fish and moose.
JamesDavy2009 yes, you are completely correct, but my point was the title of it is in English, which threw many peoples off.
chainer8686 you just exploded my cerebral cortex, sir
Especially with its marketing as TOM CRUISE...THE LAST SAMURAI. "The Last of the Samurai" would've been a less confusing title but it doesn't sound as good as "The Last Samurai".
Love that show love it!
that was Hilarious. do "The Hagakure" next.
so basically all of kurosawa's movies were accurate
Just watch Rurouni Kenshin = 100% accuracy. :)
You're talking about an anime made from a shounen manga where some character fight empty handed against swords just by using punches and kicks and where a bunch of them are inspired by *Marvel Comics*. If you think Rurouni Kenshi accurately depicts Boshin war and Meiji restoration, you need to learn a bit about it.
Tenzo Hachizuka whose character is inspired by marvel?
Aldo Sirait Udo Jin-e is obviously inspired by Gambit the cajun x-man. Akamatsu Arundo is pretty much from marvel villain Omega Red. Yatsume Mumoi comes from Venom. And when it's not from Marvel, it's from Samurai Spirit or other beat'em-up. Even the author, Watsuki Nobuhiro admited these inspirations from existing comic or videogame characters.
LOL, that picture of that guy with the canon at 5:36 is epic.
This is actually very accurate. Well done Cracked. You definitely did your homework.
Fun fact that hot babe at the end was the same girl who played Katara in the shitty live action "The Last Airbender" movie. Damn she grew up.
Is the Last Samurai still a "white savior" story if they all end up dead by the end? Not a lot of saving is my point.
David Stumpfl LOL
Yes, it surprisingly is. It's a story of "white savior" who failed.
YOU ONLY HAD ONE JOBBBBB.........
Dude you need to get a grip on your white guilt
Lalit Singh Rana
Seems more like it's a white guy who got integrated into the culture. Not everything is a white savior story.
@@LordVader1094 being integrated and being their savior is different. It's not like he was just some random white guy. In the movie he is literally there to save them. His whole point is to teach them how to fight. That without his knowledge they wouldn't stand a chance. I get the joke of he failed and it was a good one. However it's still a westerner(most of the time white)savior story. Just one in which he sucks at being a savior. I think the problem isn't 100% race. To me it's more the idea that westerners are these brilliant badass heroes. Who without the poor foreigners(mostly people of color)would never be able to do anything. I mean the movie stole the story of an actual guy but irl it was a French guy.
"oh well movies are dead! read a book! byyyyyyyyyye!"
this is one the first crack videos I've seen & it's soooouuuuupar fantabulous! ... ergo i'm excited to see the other history vids!
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great video
this guy is awesome idris elba in yasuke movie that would be sick!
Where r u Metatron.
This opened my eyes.
I recommend reading James Clavell’s ‘Shogun’ :)
I watched this to learn about wano arc before it starts
Let's see how act 3 will end
The real thing is rarely ever anything like their glamorized counterparts.
I love that line "humans!" Pretty much explains it all
The ending was great
0:56 paused the video and now I am going to leave
yep, it was cancer.
Being a book nerd and a lover of Feudal Japan. I've already learned a lot of this knowledge from the history books I've read on the Samurai. However, I often find the myth of a culture or a warrior type to be more inspiring than the actual figure.
I know that in mythology, the warriors are less...(looks at his note) oh, here's the word; "human." But these days; with the firearm becoming available to almost every man, woman and child out there. I feel that the mythical figures are more human than us.
Why? Because these figures understood the value of morality and fought for the greater good. Whereas in reality, it's all about power and survival of the fittest; which is utterly disgraceful
That sound nice... until you realize that this inspiring figure has been used to mass execute prisoners.
@@yeayea4744 Thing is, though; not EVERY human is all about being the alpha or wanting to do whatever it takes to survive.
I'm certainly not, my life isn't that important compared to that of others
@@sadlobster1 Your life is absolutely just as important as everyone else’s. At the end of the day we are all humans, regardless of status or whatever other factors there are. There is not a single person who is more important than anyone else; it might seem like it from a career standpoint as there are billionaires and millionaires, but at the end of the day, they are human as-well. And yea, survival of the fittest and being the “alpha” male is not important to the majority of society; but the same rules still apply to us, as it is who we are in nature. This is what competitiveness derives from, in every aspect of life not just strength. It could range from intelligence, to strength, to video games, to careers, it all still applies. The idea of “Alpha” is seen as someone who is big, bulky and brawn, but that is not all that it is. Regardless of whatever your passions are, strive to be the alpha in that, be the best, as there is no other reason to do so, and remember there is no one who is inherently more important than anyone.
@@yeayea4744 This may come as a surprise to you...but striving for the Alpha Mentality (to me) is a totally worthless pursuit.
There are far more important things to focus one's concerns than being the best or winning
Mouth magic? Love it. Subbed just for that.
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They used pole arms instead of swords because that's way less dangerous? There's a guy who knows absolutely nothing about combat. And it doesn't sound like he even understands what war is.
They used pole arms because pole arms are cheaper and a row or two of them can prevent cavalry charges from being successful. Also, even peasants, slaves, and captured enemy soldiers could be equipped with relatively cheap pikes and shoved out in front. You're not going to have enough swords for them and if you did, you wouldn't give those weapons to them. Most samurai were not wealthy, either, nor were all their masters, and just like good armor, a sword was expensive. Some samurai even sold their swords in hard times, which were frequent in a country often embroiled in internal warfare. Further, the spear was a highly esteemed weapon, not thought of as second-rate.
Also, what about the book Hagakure by Yamamato Tsunetomu?
Also swords are ineffective against almost all armor
I think he meant wepons like a naginata when he said pole wepons. Naginata was a sort blade on a big pole which was supposed to keep sworded enemies further away because you had a longer reach. Thats why they were in most cases better than a sword because you wern't in the reach of getying stabbed before you had killed the enemy
Felix Brand well yari and it’s variants were the main weapons of both the samurai and the peasants. Mainly because it was cheap, and same reasons above. There is also the way warfare developed in Japan. It wasn’t from just pike warfare like in Europe. They used the yari to batter the enemy and their yari until the enemy was stuck on defense for their life, then samurai with omiyari would go in and try to eliminate them. (Not every clan, as they each developed their own style
wiki says he was he was a scribe, "According to Mark Ravina, 'Rather than an account of samurai tradition, this work [Hagakure] serves as an example of what the Japanese army thought Japanese soldiers should believe about samurai practice.'" (Ravina, 2015, Understanding Japan: A cultural history. Course Guidebook, Smithsonian Institution, pp. 94-95, cited by Wiki)
Polearms are your best friend in a war too. Lol. If you're fighting a dude with a sword and you have a polearm, you're gunna kill the idiot with the sword before he can even get within 2 feet of you to strike. Polearms are the way to go if you didn't want to die immediately back then. Japanese warriors perfected the polearm in many ways, and it's translates directly to any other hand held weapon you could get. Polearms literally were good against anything and like you said, they're fucking cheap to make compared to full tang swords that took hundreds of hours to properly craft and temper. Swords in almost every aspect are inferior to polearms in a fight. Most actual fighters in the wars of japan used bows and arrows and polearms. The sword is a last resort, and even the most rudimentary of samurai era combat writings say this. Hell even Miyamoto Musashi says this in the book of five rings. Reach and distance is everything, and if you have that advantage over your opponent, you're most likely going to win. That's why we use fucking sniper rifles to assassinate high value people and not assault rifles. You wanna stay as far away from getting yourself fucked up while fucking the opponent up as much as possible.
I've studied Japanese culture and history for years and have never once heard about black Samurai until this video.
AfroSamurai
Yautja Prime Man, if you watched the entire video before commenting, you would know.
Yautja Prime You studied asian culture for decades and you never heard Yasuke
Yautja Prime Japan is pretty racist culture. it's not something they would brag about.
Its becaus cracked has an sjw agenda and not having black samurai woud be racist in ther eyes
Congrats on the Jeopardy win tonight! :D
I like your show. I wish you could cite your source materials so I can read and research more into the popular misconceptions