Thank you for adding /j to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /j at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /j to your post. Thank you.
As someone who has 100% completed Sonic Rush (Including getting all of the Chaos Emeralds and beating the secret final boss) I can confirm that this is accurate
Imagine eggmans interaction with sonic after a boss fight: "Stop getting in my way hedgehog!" "I will never le- oops forgot to do the victory dance, wait a sec." "What?"
Lol when I played sonic rush I just played the same levels over and over again. Luckily my dad had already completed the game i didn’t have to worry about anything
Thank you for adding /j to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /j at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /j to your post. Thank you.
Np homie, you have no idea how many lives I have saved from the /j I added. Just a shame the /j didn't save my relationships 😔
Bro 💀
Man wrote a book to end this guys career
I can't tell if this is copypasta or if bro took the time to type out this whole thesis
Me who cannot play the game because ds touchscreen is busted (so special stages are near impossible to play): *sigh of relief*
Is nice to see that kids that grew up with Sonic Rush are now of Shitposting age
:)
Haha, I grew up with that game too.
Bro, Sonic Rush came out almost 18 years ago
Yurr
Was literally my first Sonic game. Love this for us 🤧
Sonic:hittin the griddy
Blaze:😐
Blaze, you are LAME.
Brah blaze so cute
@@ysuauyai5346*Whaaa!? 💀*
@@ysuauyai5346friendly reminder, blaze is 16, stay away
@@stereo556414 actually
god i love sonic's stage clear animations so much he's fuckin vibing
Do you think you're the only one?
@@cheetodoesyourmom9889yeah
Generations Modern Sonic when you have a S Rank: **Benson breakdance**
Especially the end.
most common animation too since you can be blind and still get an S rank on generations
Literally
Okay, this is perfect.
*correct! 🍷🗿*
*True*
I like it when Sonic hits a jig after narrowly escaping with his life
That's sonic for you
Blaze really does a good cat impression lol (cats don't care if you do something cool)
So you want to say that hedgehogs actually do breakdance if you do something cool? God damn, that's awesome
@@ibis03 i mean, dogs can do a flip so it may be a possible thing
@@ibis03Sonic, however, doesn't do a good hedgehog impression
@@_red_crewmateHe can't even swim
@@pokemonthatisdisappointedi9605and Blaze has a phobia of heights yet swims without a problem.
The music in Rush in general gives so much energy, u could even use it in the gym
Bro, I be doing calisthenics to Sonic Music. Frontiers just gave me an entire new playlist for it. 😂🎉
Sonic CD jpn got me twerking on the daily
Even if you get a S Sonic would say something like "should we try this again?".
I always assumed he was saying that to the boss to challenge him again
Clearly, Sonic must not be satisfied with his clear time.
He knows he can be faster than that.
The speedrunner syndrome incarnate.
she stands there menacingly
Sonic Rush was one of the first games i ever played
Glad to see it's being recognised
Glad to contribute to its recognition, the game is a literal 10/10
Hahaha, Classic Sonic..
Uh, well, I mean.. Typical Sonic..
WERE MAKING CREAM CRY WITH THIS ONE🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Sonic: **Breakdancing like crazy**
Blaze: **Stands there Menacingly**
I love how Blaze just casually becomes Frisk undertale to epicly stand while the music is going
As someone who has 100% completed Sonic Rush (Including getting all of the Chaos Emeralds and beating the secret final boss) I can confirm that this is accurate
Sonic Says: “Always make your enemies feel more pain than they felt after you beat them!”
Blaze:
Dang i love sonic rush soundtrack it hits different idk is something on the ost that give me the vibes of YEAH GOTTA GET MOVING
Currently playing through rush for the first time, more rush memes pls
Maybe, maybe not ;)
Blaze doing the critic pose with a "Writer" hat
We need more rush memes
As someone who grew up on this game i need more its like hitting the correct serotonin levels
As a teen who played Sonic Rush all the time in his childhood years, I can confirm that this is indeed true.
Funny moment here where he spins and it's just two frames. 0:04
most accurate description of sonic rush ever seen by mankind
Never get on my bad side
😂This is also modern sonic from Gens aswell😂
Missing the multiple dominance establishing backflips Blaze performs.
Very aware, but ey at least I got her personality tho
@@cheetodoesyourmom9889 fair point.
As a person who never played sonic rush in their life and never watched any videos while inspecting the winning scenes, this is -accurate- uhh idk
Benson is just sonic fans after deciding which sonic is the sonic from sonic rush (Classic or modern).
Wait doesn't blaze do a pirouette or am I remembering wrong?
Yeah, she does. But I couldn't find anything related to it.
Peppino when you beat a level : ↪️
*p rank intensifies*
gotta love how benson smoothly stopped moving with the time of the music stopping
I love that you time the music. Because Bensons face in that pose kill everytime!
I got ad at the beginning of this 7 second long video
Absolutely mind boggling that the hedgehog in sneakers is more agile than the cat with fire magic.
I loved that game, but stopped at the water level as a kid
Sonic rush was goated
I sure do love getting an unskipable 15 sec ad on a 7 sec video!
Ah yes, classic CZcams
Every Jet Set Radio character when you beat a level:
Im loving this every time it loops
Sonic generations victory’s be like
So effing accurate
props to the animators for not messing up animating noodle limbs in a bubble gum machine
I read “blaze when you win a lewd”
Blaze: I'm just gonna let this guy do his thing.
Why Did Benson dancing actyally sync well wit them music😂
"Yes!!"
"How's that?!"
I love how it says sonic BEAT a level and blaze WIN a level
That's a fault on my part (:
Can we try this again?
he's frowning because holy hell why does it feel like sonic's levels are purposely made to kill Sonic 2 players
I still love rush still my favorite sonic game to this day
Imagine eggmans interaction with sonic after a boss fight:
"Stop getting in my way hedgehog!"
"I will never le- oops forgot to do the victory dance, wait a sec."
"What?"
Blaze: A flip
Sonic: STOP HIM HE'S FUCKIN' BREAKING ALL AAAAAA
"Can we try this again?"
Sonic rush is so peak
“YEAH!”
Sonic: 🕺
Blaze: 😒
100% how it goes in both games
Ahh yes the game that started the sonic breakdance
Busts a move even at D rank
I cant stop laughing
i like the difference between *beat* a level and just win a level
Could we try this again?
this is way to accurate.
I'd love to spend my vacation in "accurate".
@@cheetodoesyourmom9889 welcome to accurate
Why did benson start and end perfectly with the beat?
Hideki Naganuma absolutely raising the bar for shitposts for generations.
can we try this again?
Very accuratad
My reaction to when I see Jesus making videos on the internet
(It was moistcritkal)
The music, the vibes, the characters, is there something wrong with Sonic Rush????
....
Oh right, the Level design
havent played rush yet but rush adventure was my first sonic game!
Based, both games go hard
While the other 2 entries in the franchise have good OSTs, you just can't beat the funky uncle.
Hideki Naganuma my beloved
How come everyone forgets when Blaze twirls around and does those cool backflips
I didn't, but I couldn't find anything for it lol
This is facts lol. Blaze is just the best like that 💜
Then there’s blaze in 06
Why do I see blaze like Shadow?🗿
So true
Kinda differentiates their characters pretty well, blaze is more serious than sonic I guess
This is the most nerdy thing I’ve said, kill me please
100% intentional, both are epic
*STEP BY STEP*
bro, yes.
i grew up with sonic rush and my little pea-brain could only beat the first two levels as sonic and blaze
Lol when I played sonic rush I just played the same levels over and over again. Luckily my dad had already completed the game i didn’t have to worry about anything
I think the second one should be shadow
So we just gon ignore how she do 3 spins and then a flip for an S Rank?🤨
I've never played Sonic Rush
so I agree.
What are you waiting for?
Do it
@@cheetodoesyourmom9889 Ok I will try it sometime soon
I'm more of a Mario fan
but I guess I will still try it
@@helloolleh_dis That's fine bro, Mario is 🔥, just as much as Sonic ;)
@@cheetodoesyourmom9889 Nice
Anyways is it a game you have to pay to get it?
@@helloolleh_dis duh, it's a game for the ds.
Have a nice fall :)
More or less.
true
Music sauce?
Literally from rush lol
it works
Real
Blaze is just that cool
That's why she's best girl ;)
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