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Komentáře • 3,3K

  • @LegalEagle
    @LegalEagle  Před 3 lety +497

    ⚖️ Got more legal memes?
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    • @agent_w.
      @agent_w. Před 3 lety

      nice

    • @TheAussieLeo
      @TheAussieLeo Před 3 lety +2

      You have to laugh at the moment, or you'll just go crazy.

    • @slinpy5684
      @slinpy5684 Před 3 lety +1

      You look like a disney dad for the meme can i call you disneydad
      And is that legal or copyright to call you disneydad

    • @elvinsahijdak5482
      @elvinsahijdak5482 Před 3 lety +5

      You should have a patreon reward where you will defend the patron once in court. Maybe $50,000 a month?

    • @Sableagle
      @Sableagle Před 3 lety

      Laws broken: _Blood Diamond_

  • @dusti6254
    @dusti6254 Před 3 lety +6308

    “Merchant idea: magic eight ball lawyer edition. Would you all buy it?” Me: it depends

    • @DrDeathpwnsu
      @DrDeathpwnsu Před 3 lety +509

      He should actually do this, and have them all say "it depends" but like in different ways, "technically it could go either way", "results could vary based on a number of factors", etc.

    • @rovsea-3761
      @rovsea-3761 Před 3 lety +31

      You know not just lawyers say "it depends" all the time. :P

    • @Rabbit-the-One
      @Rabbit-the-One Před 3 lety +67

      Yeah, it depends on the price. Otherwise, yeah I'm getting that.

    • @theexchipmunk
      @theexchipmunk Před 3 lety +53

      @@DrDeathpwnsu YES. I would so by that one. And another for a Lawyer friend of mine as a Christmas present.

    • @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT
      @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT Před 3 lety +25

      Might have to break a longstanding tradition and buy the merch, especially if it's offered in coffee mug form.

  • @chocobochicken
    @chocobochicken Před 3 lety +1678

    "2 hours ago" read as "2 hours from now." Guess they weren't kidding about skimming the reading.

    • @ShelbyZealand
      @ShelbyZealand Před 3 lety +100

      Yes! Objection! You (meaning Devin) read that incorrectly! I declare a mistrial. *pours glass of water to overflowing level* :-D

    • @nctpti2073
      @nctpti2073 Před 3 lety +17

      Saw that too :D

    • @shawndodson5556
      @shawndodson5556 Před 3 lety +40

      I noticed that. I shall submit a motion to dismiss.

    • @Tyrope
      @Tyrope Před 3 lety +51

      I would like to provide further evidence of this not happening once, but twice. Clearly we're seeing a pattern here, not just mere coincidence.

    • @edwardnygma8533
      @edwardnygma8533 Před 3 lety +26

      @@Tyrope Objection! A pattern requires at least 3 instances before being considered as such.

  • @jampoptart1180
    @jampoptart1180 Před 3 lety +2075

    "If you're watching this, you're probably an adult"
    Me, decidedly not an adult: *Probably. But probably isn't good enough.*

    • @peacefulleopard8016
      @peacefulleopard8016 Před 3 lety +49

      Thank you you have blessed the Internet with your presence.

    • @MateusDrake
      @MateusDrake Před 2 lety +44

      You're learning well, whatever's your age may be.

    • @apathetic_aesthetics
      @apathetic_aesthetics Před 2 lety +3

      Same

    • @user-cq4nq8dd3e
      @user-cq4nq8dd3e Před 2 lety +3

      same

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 Před 2 lety +19

      "Decidedly" _cut to you, a 47 year old man wearing clothing 20 sizes too small with a giant lolipop and a little beanie cap that has a propeller on it_

  • @stevie1862
    @stevie1862 Před 3 lety +1614

    “you deserve good boxer briefs”
    me a 20 yo woman: you know what, yes i DO

    • @shaan__real
      @shaan__real Před 2 lety +164

      everyone deserves good boxer briefs

    • @Fawkesbelladonna
      @Fawkesbelladonna Před 2 lety +85

      They are very comfortable

    • @KanadianKaiser
      @KanadianKaiser Před 2 lety +69

      Recently switched boxer brands; a comfortable breathable pair will probably let you conquer thw world

    • @bluezitrone9731
      @bluezitrone9731 Před 2 lety +10

      Heck yeah XDD

    • @bhuvigoyal2107
      @bhuvigoyal2107 Před 2 lety +65

      Him: if you’re watching this channel you’re probably an adult
      Me a thirteen year old girl 👁👄👁

  • @demonpniff
    @demonpniff Před 3 lety +2258

    Having been a court clerk for 20 years I appreciated your comments about treating them well. Luckily in my case the judge listened to me more than the lawyers.

    • @Blutwind
      @Blutwind Před 3 lety +229

      Court Clerks seem to be as mighty as Janitors. Be nice to them because while you think they have a lowly job they hold imense power to screw you over (Also its overall good to be nice)

    • @bzuidgeest
      @bzuidgeest Před 3 lety +160

      That comment is not restricted to court clerks. Treat the "little" people well. They are the ones that make stuff happen or worse not happen at all.

    • @joycastle.
      @joycastle. Před 3 lety +109

      @@bzuidgeest Make sure you're on good terms with the IT people. And with Office Management. But especially the IT people.

    • @bzuidgeest
      @bzuidgeest Před 3 lety +54

      @@joycastle. Lucky for me I am IT people :)

    • @SleepySlann
      @SleepySlann Před 3 lety +65

      When I went to business school our sales teacher told us that secretaries and the like, where the ones with the most power in almost any organisation.
      He called them gatekeepers, since while they weren't the decision-makers, they could mostly shut you completely off from any contact with them.
      And even if you got through, the gatekeepers where the ones responsible for your first impression.

  • @marc-andreservant201
    @marc-andreservant201 Před 3 lety +735

    Opposing counsel doesn't get to speak to the judge in your absence. The clerk does. Be nice to the clerk.

  • @drkirkland79
    @drkirkland79 Před 2 lety +243

    I can't believe corgis became the favourite dogs of lawyers when Legal Beagle was right there!

    • @aRealAndHumanManThing
      @aRealAndHumanManThing Před 5 měsíci +3

      yeah, but corgis can look extremely judgy, so they're able to train defending smb at home

  • @maplezyrup
    @maplezyrup Před 3 lety +679

    As a current med student:
    Yes, they literally told me "You are brilliant and you will change the world. Here's a white coat."
    Of course that was followed up with "here's 100 pages of reading you have an exam on it tomorrow," but the attitude in that meme is spot on.

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 Před 2 lety +60

      They literally told me "You are brilliant and you will change the world. Here's a white coat."
      _man, it sure is hard to move my arms in this thing. And why do they have pillows on the walls, are these people insane?"_

    • @Dragonking-vp4sx
      @Dragonking-vp4sx Před 2 lety +8

      @@brovid-19 hol up

    • @eliblaney
      @eliblaney Před rokem +4

      first year med student here: this is still super accurate a year later

    • @Aaa-bi8ly
      @Aaa-bi8ly Před rokem +1

      @@brovid-19 You ended up in an OLD zone of those?
      I got a free apartment!

  • @divaalfirman3295
    @divaalfirman3295 Před 3 lety +764

    "I hate citations why can't you just trust me"
    Every college student felt that :(

    • @Yumi_Jay
      @Yumi_Jay Před 3 lety +18

      I had to write a paper on one of my courses regarding psychology and school age children (I'm going back to school to be a teacher). It wasn't fun trying to make sure I input my citations correctly after 6 years when I last attended college. Turns out my citations were correct.

    • @brenndanmcdonaugh1672
      @brenndanmcdonaugh1672 Před 3 lety +2

      My heart goes out to you friend

    • @Tim.Stotelmeyer.2984
      @Tim.Stotelmeyer.2984 Před 3 lety +3

      Also people claiming election fraud and anti-vaxers.

    • @loganmckevett5364
      @loganmckevett5364 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Yumi_Jay Did you try using citation machine?

    • @Quinntus79
      @Quinntus79 Před 3 lety +2

      Takes me back to my historical research paper. On the plus side, I'm now pretty confident in my skill with Turabian citation.

  • @dylanvickers7953
    @dylanvickers7953 Před 3 lety +3301

    “Law School doesn’t teach you how to be a lawyer”
    Me, a freshly graduated new working middle school teacher: *solemnly nodding in solidarity*

    • @eiriankageno
      @eiriankageno Před 3 lety +56

      Elementary school teacher agreeing. Though not new anymore, I remember.

    • @toppersundquist
      @toppersundquist Před 3 lety +83

      This sounds so much like engineering. Engineering school doesn't teach you how to be an engineer, you kinda learn that on the job. I haven't used 90% of what I learned at university, but I've REALLY drilled into that other 10%. That said, the vast majority of what I've learned and actually use could totally be on the job training. Huzzah!

    • @GummieI
      @GummieI Před 3 lety +37

      I think that is true for most jobs really

    • @asherandai1000
      @asherandai1000 Před 3 lety +42

      In my experience school in general doesn't teach you how to do anything.

    • @parmeiladhevi8602
      @parmeiladhevi8602 Před 3 lety +19

      4 years English teacher here.
      Your comment speaks to my wounded soul. My teaching practicum days still haunt me.

  • @dimerization
    @dimerization Před 3 lety +133

    I knew a guy in college who never cited anything in his papers and professors kept failing him and he was perpetually super mad about it which still blows my mind 10yrs later

    • @joshurlay
      @joshurlay Před 2 lety +12

      I can see how this would happen if their ego was big enough that they didn't see the importance

  • @ticklord
    @ticklord Před 3 lety +113

    The real takeaway is be kind to literally anybody you interact with. Usually gets you a lot farther than being a jerk

  • @quiquaequod322
    @quiquaequod322 Před 3 lety +521

    Your magic 8-ball has to have at least one "The bailiff will tackle you," and a "I'll see you in court."

    • @alucard347
      @alucard347 Před 3 lety +11

      Now that's a fantastic idea!

    • @yoyo51010
      @yoyo51010 Před 3 lety +17

      Plus not legal advice

    • @Ostentatiousnessness
      @Ostentatiousnessness Před 3 lety +22

      “Now, I am not your lawyer, but…”

    • @rekipstar
      @rekipstar Před 3 lety +15

      D4 in the 8 ball
      side 1: It depends
      side 2: The bailiff WILL tackle you
      side 3: I'll see you in court
      side 4: This is not legal advice

  • @MWSin1
    @MWSin1 Před 3 lety +631

    Law school teaches the most valuable skill a lawyer can have: how to pretend to do 34 hours of work in a single day.

    • @SarahElisabethJoyal
      @SarahElisabethJoyal Před 3 lety +108

      You remind me of the joke about the young lawyer who dropped dead and told St Peter "How can I be dead? I'm still so young."
      "Well how can that be? According to your billable hours you're at least 90."

    • @bradleyleek
      @bradleyleek Před 3 lety +15

      @@SarahElisabethJoyal I believe that is already in one of legaleagle meme or lawyer joke video which was pretty good how the joke has a bit of truth to it.

    • @SarahElisabethJoyal
      @SarahElisabethJoyal Před 3 lety +4

      @@bradleyleek thanks for reminding me that I really need to go back and watch all of the meme videos again 😁

    • @hasanmuhammad6651
      @hasanmuhammad6651 Před 3 lety +8

      Ling ling : _Pathetiqùe_

    • @mineduck3050
      @mineduck3050 Před 3 lety +1

      They can offest that number with all the negative-hours they've done in their public defender 'work'.

  • @digifox_
    @digifox_ Před 3 lety +161

    *PLOT TWIST!* LegalEagle is actually 25 years old and law school made him look older. The perk to this is that he looks really cool and people will be more likely to agree with him because he looks trustworthy. The downside to this is that he's in crippling debt and he chose to go to law school,

    • @pas-giaw6055
      @pas-giaw6055 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes

    • @WhiteThunder121
      @WhiteThunder121 Před 2 lety +17

      "I've been in the industry for 20 years, or at least it feels like 20 years."

    • @torgranael
      @torgranael Před 2 lety +3

      @@WhiteThunder121 That checks out. Every other profession requires experience from when you were a toddler. May as well add lawyers.

    • @AdumbDriver
      @AdumbDriver Před rokem

      No lol, he's actually 67

  • @Roozyj
    @Roozyj Před 3 lety +89

    "Discussing the readings without having read the readings" is what I did in theatre studies, to such an extend that one of my professors actually thought I was one of the most hard working students in his class.
    In reality I spent every seminar with half an hour of avoiding eye contact while other students answered questions, so I could get a grasp of what the seminar was even about. After that, I started asking very specific questions to fill in the blanks, which made it seem like I had read the whole text and was being critical about it xD

    • @Pekkhum
      @Pekkhum Před 2 lety +3

      You should become a CEO, with those skills!

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj Před 2 lety +2

      @@Pekkhum Hm, doubt xD I don't really see myself as a leader. I'm becoming a teacher though.

    • @Pekkhum
      @Pekkhum Před 2 lety +6

      @@Roozyj as a teacher you'll need to read the text, but as a CEO you can say anything as long as it sounds good to your audience. 🙃
      Teaching is wonderful though. Here hoping you get your chance.

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj Před 2 lety +3

      @@Pekkhum Haha, that's true xD
      Thanks :) There's a big need for German language teachers over here, so I'll probably have a lot of job security. It's a nice change of pace after 2 art studies :P

  • @vivien9451
    @vivien9451 Před 3 lety +802

    17:58 "if you're watching this, you're probably an adult"
    Me, 16, not interested in ever becoming a lawyer, watching this at 2:30 AM...

    • @thenacho6354
      @thenacho6354 Před 3 lety +28

      Literally same but it's 1 am

    • @pepe-gfv2
      @pepe-gfv2 Před 3 lety +35

      Well I'm 20 but I'm studying engineering so it's not like I'm becoming a lawyer either lol

    • @complexcompound7227
      @complexcompound7227 Před 3 lety +12

      18 years old biology student here. Lol

    • @BAVR28
      @BAVR28 Před 3 lety +33

      13,i dont even know what i want to be yet,i just like memes

    • @fallingstar4990
      @fallingstar4990 Před 3 lety +2

      Same

  • @ObjectiveCosta
    @ObjectiveCosta Před 3 lety +1260

    OBJECTION: The filing at 12:36 was read as “2 hours from now”, when it read “2 hours ago”. The court surely must re-review the meme in question!

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation Před 2 lety +16

      Lol true

    • @TheLocomono9
      @TheLocomono9 Před 2 lety +10

      I caught that too

    • @t-1156
      @t-1156 Před 2 lety +42

      HOLD IT: The message of the meme stays fundamentally the same, as a consequence this court's assessement of this meme stays correct!

    • @matwiisport
      @matwiisport Před 2 lety +28

      @@t-1156JUDGEMENT: The court finds this meme
      *NOT GUILTY.*
      Court is adjourned.

    • @Dysan72
      @Dysan72 Před 2 lety +33

      @@t-1156 OBJECTION there is a fundamental difference the original wording is an impossible task, while the re-interpretation is merely an difficulty task.

  • @iamReddington
    @iamReddington Před 3 lety +75

    "Toss a coin to your lawyer." LOL! I need more of this.

    • @V3x0r
      @V3x0r Před 9 měsíci

      Personal experience tells me it was a hell of a lot of coins.

  • @cpcoultertweedles7216
    @cpcoultertweedles7216 Před 2 lety +33

    Be nice to your clerks, your receptionists, your janitors, your maintenance workers and your cleaners. People in those sorts of roles can make your lives easier, or they can make your lives hell. Nothing worse than having your maintenance requests 'mysteriously' end up at the bottom of the priority list.

  • @Dandelion_Stitches
    @Dandelion_Stitches Před 3 lety +734

    "Everyone hates lawyers until you need one."
    Most people still hate them then, they just need them and feel that much angrier about it.

    • @annaeverette8960
      @annaeverette8960 Před 3 lety +25

      You're the second person who said this, and it begins to scare me a little :o
      ...but not enough to give up the magic ball :D

    • @jameshobbs9180
      @jameshobbs9180 Před 3 lety +63

      I think for a lot of people. It just has to do with the feeling of having to pay large amounts of money for something that seems to be made unnecessarily complicated with no guarantee that what you're doing will actually work but you're still expected to pay.

    • @anomaloustick4471
      @anomaloustick4471 Před 3 lety +12

      Same thing with cops

    • @w415800
      @w415800 Před rokem +2

      In my experience Lawyers had been a godsent in avoiding long ques and paperwork in civil proceedings, I think Car Salesman and Real Estate Agents are much worse human beings, lawyers for all of their faults and failings, are actually on your team.

    • @Ilias2
      @Ilias2 Před rokem +2

      666 likes

  • @thepetermullins
    @thepetermullins Před 3 lety +860

    DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY COINS I'VE TOSSED TO MY LAWYER?!

    • @The.Stalker
      @The.Stalker Před 3 lety +1

      Bro, same

    • @Sableagle
      @Sableagle Před 3 lety +52

      Use those chunky Euro coins, and throw them _hard._

    • @mrroboshadow
      @mrroboshadow Před 3 lety +14

      @@Sableagle trust me they are not as chunky as you think

    • @immortalasirpa8117
      @immortalasirpa8117 Před 3 lety +8

      Can you give me the case number? As the court reporter, I'll just read back through your testimony and give you the exact figure lol....I'm not trying to diss you my friend. Loved your comment. It's just that I spend a huge amount of time writing down testimony where people rant about exactly how much money they've paid in attorney's fees. Down to the penny, which really twists the court reporter's brain after awhile..... 🤯

    • @MomirsLabTech
      @MomirsLabTech Před 3 lety +14

      Toss a coin to your Witcher instead. You get much more.. practical results that way.

  • @89Keith
    @89Keith Před 3 lety +441

    "Everyone hates lawyers until they need one, then who y'ah gonna call"
    A good hitman; it's cheaper and somehow less morally repugnant :p

    • @yellowsnow230
      @yellowsnow230 Před 2 lety +23

      Oh SHIT

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo Před 2 lety +44

      As the exchange in "Only Fools and Horses" went:
      Del: "Why didn't you seek professional help?"
      Manager: "You mean a psychiatrist?"
      Del: "No, I mean a hitman!"

    • @dopamineinaformofashort
      @dopamineinaformofashort Před rokem +16

      I would call Saul Goodman.

  • @baileycarter5141
    @baileycarter5141 Před 2 lety +156

    Legal Eagle: "...If your watching this channel, your probably an adult..."
    Me, a 13 year old girl who is insanely bored: "OBJECTION!"

    • @theakatsukiduck1164
      @theakatsukiduck1164 Před 2 lety +4

      Same but boy

    • @phyto12
      @phyto12 Před 2 lety +4

      You’re

    • @thomasryan7987
      @thomasryan7987 Před 2 lety

      @@phyto12 No-one like grammer nazIs

    • @baileycarter5141
      @baileycarter5141 Před 2 lety

      @@phyto12 Hmm, yes. I realized that. Didn't need you to correct me. You could have used that time to....go to your local park, or make something, or teach English.

    • @phyto12
      @phyto12 Před 2 lety +2

      @@baileycarter5141 your comment took longer to say than mine lol

  • @Thraim.
    @Thraim. Před 3 lety +1790

    “Ask not the -elves- *lawyers* for advice, because they will tell you both 'yes' and 'no'.”
    ― -J.R.R. Tolkien- *me*

    • @anthonyitaliano7316
      @anthonyitaliano7316 Před 3 lety +6

      I don't get it

    • @ruthdeckman9781
      @ruthdeckman9781 Před 3 lety +18

      Lol that's great!

    • @nicholasavasthi9879
      @nicholasavasthi9879 Před 3 lety +97

      @@anthonyitaliano7316 In the Lord of the Rings novels Frodo asks an elf for advice while traveling to Rivendell, and receives an answer that is more of a wise sounding dodge than an actual answer, which he responds to by saying “Ask not the elves for advice because they will tell you both yes and no”.

    • @cxfxcdude
      @cxfxcdude Před 3 lety +22

      Username and Profile pic checks out

    • @JohnSmith-ex8iw
      @JohnSmith-ex8iw Před 3 lety +13

      @@nicholasavasthi9879 er, it was the other way around. The elf told Frodo some advice about wizards, and then Frodo retaliated with "Do not ask elves for advice, for they will tell you both yes and no"

  • @DETERNET
    @DETERNET Před 3 lety +267

    Objection: Host read meme 16 as the assignment is due 2 hours from now, when the text plainly says it was due 2 hours ago, which is objectively funnier.

    • @mygalsiii
      @mygalsiii Před 3 lety +11

      owww you beat me to it!

    • @isidoreus
      @isidoreus Před 3 lety +7

      I can't believe this made it past the edit... by a lawyer...

    • @quintonmartin27
      @quintonmartin27 Před 3 lety +1

      THANK YOU! this has bugged me for so long trying to find someone who actually caught it.

    • @SraTacoMal
      @SraTacoMal Před 3 lety

      I'd pay to see his reaction when he turns it in 4 hours late.

  • @daniellewallace1996
    @daniellewallace1996 Před 3 lety +43

    I love when Legal Eagle and Dr. Mike reference each other in their videos. It makes me happy.

  • @josephlck
    @josephlck Před 2 lety +26

    What I remember from my first days of med school is firstly being told a third of us will marry the person to our right (a totally wrong - I married the girl on my left and the bloke on my right is one of my best friends). We were also told the average doctor saves 13 lives in their career - and that's not counting the ones you bump off!

  • @Sleeping_Insomiac
    @Sleeping_Insomiac Před 3 lety +187

    When I started med school, it was more like, "Welcome, here's a white coat, don't mind the stains, behind this door is a corpse for you to cut up, and you better know the name of anything your scalpel touches."

    • @lurac5710
      @lurac5710 Před 3 lety +4

      I don't understand.

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM Před 3 lety +14

      @@lurac5710 exactly, that’s the joke

  • @Mike-px6pg
    @Mike-px6pg Před 3 lety +760

    "The citations are important, and although you may not see the citations, they are definitely there." - my next paper!

    • @ProudRavenclaw23
      @ProudRavenclaw23 Před 2 lety +3

      😂😂😂

    • @danuttall
      @danuttall Před 2 lety +21

      Citations are important for law, but they are also crucial for academic papers as well. Leave those out and you get accused of plagiarism.

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 Před 2 lety

      LOL

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 Před 2 lety +5

    OBJECTION! Not understanding the Gru meme at 10:14.
    The 4th panel is Gru looking back at the 3rd step in confusion because the 3rd step doesn’t make sense. He’s like, who put that there? Since the case is dismissed he can’t file sanctions, so he’s confused at who put that step there. (In the film the girls put in their own panel when he’s explaining his moon stealing plan).

  • @qalbi_ibn_lari
    @qalbi_ibn_lari Před 2 lety +12

    The fact that someone owes more now than they did when they graduated, even after paying for years, is an absolute disgrace and should be shoved in the face of lawmakers.

  • @sonicpsycho13
    @sonicpsycho13 Před 3 lety +547

    Start of school as an engineer: "If a doctor screws up, one person dies. If an engineer screws up, hundreds of people die." *start montage of buildings & bridges collapsing.*

    • @BigBoss-sm9xj
      @BigBoss-sm9xj Před 3 lety +33

      Well damn

    • @AmandaBarncord
      @AmandaBarncord Před 3 lety +159

      I can verify this. When I studied chemical engineering, one of my profs spent a whole class detailing the aftermath and costs of a plant explosion (his wife worked for OSHA). His point at the end of the class: “Don’t rely on your memory! Look it up! Your ego is not worth someone else’s life!” *pounds table*

    • @Hanmacx
      @Hanmacx Před 3 lety +96

      I saw a joke about an engineer class going onto a plane for flight
      The Captain said they built this plane after the students work
      All the students try to leave the plane
      The Professor is calm saying "no problem, we never get of the ground"

    • @andrasbiro3007
      @andrasbiro3007 Před 3 lety +29

      One of the reasons I became a game developer instead of a nuclear reactor engineer. Kinda regretted though, because I learned not to trust other people's work.

    • @Najolve
      @Najolve Před 3 lety +45

      "If a programmer screws up, he does the same error n times (or until crtrl+break finally works)."

  • @olgierdvoneverec4135
    @olgierdvoneverec4135 Před 3 lety +457

    I was not in either Med or Law, but shared campus with them and the few times I actually heard, "I haven't slept in 2 days and I have to go to the hospital to do some practices where I'll just stand around and won't be allowed to touch anything" was not from the law students.

    • @isaacm6052
      @isaacm6052 Před 3 lety +36

      Duh, trials don’t happen in hospitals.

    • @LocalPest
      @LocalPest Před 2 lety +4

      @@isaacm6052 they shared a campus with both med and law students

    • @williampierce5579
      @williampierce5579 Před 2 lety +10

      @@isaacm6052 I got the joke

    • @isaacm6052
      @isaacm6052 Před 2 lety +6

      @@williampierce5579 Thank you sir.

    • @stormcloudsabound
      @stormcloudsabound Před 2 lety

      @@isaacm6052 Where was the joke? I think I missed it 🤔🤔

  • @vissenekku
    @vissenekku Před 3 lety +55

    "Seeing the shark makes me want to go to the beach."
    Are you... okay?

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle Před 3 lety +13

      he seeks time among his people

  • @rodefshalom
    @rodefshalom Před 2 lety +21

    “Everyone hates lawyers, until you need them. Then who ya gonna call?”
    A lawyer. And I still hate them.

  • @neivilde.1242
    @neivilde.1242 Před 3 lety +428

    me in high school: i hate citations why can't you just trust me?!
    me now: that's a big citation needed my guy

    • @tinkeramma
      @tinkeramma Před 3 lety +32

      My biggest problem with citations is all the little details and formatting. I'm happy with enough information to go internet searching and find the source myself.

    • @neivilde.1242
      @neivilde.1242 Před 3 lety +19

      @@tinkeramma yeah its very long and tedious to do, but i get why it's needed. hate doing it tho

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 Před rokem +2

      source: This was revealed to me in a dream

  • @DiranJiru
    @DiranJiru Před 3 lety +400

    My sister said she wanted to be a lawyer. I told her she was gonna have to learn her latin. Nobody at the family table believed me.

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim Před 3 lety +70

      Ergo, your sister was blindsided by the many Latin terms?

    • @bezretmet
      @bezretmet Před 3 lety +48

      requiescat in pace for your sister

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 Před 3 lety +84

      How can you expect to do summons if you don't have your latin prepared? Just candles and a pentagram isn't enough

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 Před 3 lety +24

      @@catelynh1020 well it depends

    • @colejosephalexanderkashay683
      @colejosephalexanderkashay683 Před 3 lety +15

      latina est gaudium et utilis

  • @8cladgamer210
    @8cladgamer210 Před 2 lety +15

    I need a full version of “Toss a coin to your lawyer”

  • @theanuragsoni
    @theanuragsoni Před 3 lety +15

    8:41 "You graduate from law school you don't know anything" (from legal eagle)
    I've also heard "When you graduate from software engineering college you don't know anything" (from some programming tutorial guy on CZcams)
    Also heard (from a numberphile video) "When you graduate with a maths degree you don't know a lot of math"
    So when does exactly know things when you graduate

  • @RadicalEdwardStudios
    @RadicalEdwardStudios Před 3 lety +389

    I suspect the doctor thing is more like "here's your coat, here's your residency, now just so you know ... every single one of you is probably gonna kill somebody"

    • @Chyeld
      @Chyeld Před 3 lety +25

      When I worked in HRIS for a hospital, every year we would have a new set of residents around July and every year VP of HR would remind us to try not to get sick till October or so...

    • @shai5651
      @shai5651 Před 3 lety +20

      You never collapse a lung TWICE.

    • @niemannicole
      @niemannicole Před 2 lety +15

      Its a little of both, we definitely got the you're all brilliant heres a white coat on first day of med school, but day 2 was haha enjoy the hell that is memorizing everything ever for expensive exams. But yeah we were all told that we might kill someone someday... Good luck. Its not likely to happen the first month or two because you get watched very closely, around September/October is when you have less careful supervision

    • @oenrn
      @oenrn Před 2 lety +24

      My first day of med school one of the professors said: "just remember, no matter what you do, every single one of your patients is going to die eventually."
      So yeah, that was fun.

    • @jeffreymontgomery7516
      @jeffreymontgomery7516 Před 2 lety +2

      Personally, I'd like to get a doctor OR a lawyer who has gone beyond the need to practice all the time and is finally ready! :)

  • @alterego9082
    @alterego9082 Před 3 lety +472

    Can we get longer version of this " Toss a coin to your lawyer..."?

    • @hp22h78
      @hp22h78 Před 3 lety +31

      Legal Eagle Solo Album when?

    • @TazorNissen
      @TazorNissen Před 3 lety +5

      He takes copy right cases.. I doubt it, hehe.

    • @mrroboshadow
      @mrroboshadow Před 3 lety +13

      @@TazorNissen wouldnt it fall under parody and there for fair use?

    • @alterego9082
      @alterego9082 Před 3 lety +1

      @@mrroboshadow i think so, but the law in EU is different then in US so I have no actual knowledge to back it off

    • @DeclanMBrennan
      @DeclanMBrennan Před 3 lety +3

      Or how about "Toss a dime to the law student"? czcams.com/video/_M6bUI1A9ho/video.html

  • @Layla-rv7ym
    @Layla-rv7ym Před 3 lety +25

    This channel is a lifesaver for me. I'm literally passing ESP Legal English with flying colours thanks to the various terms I've learned here.

  • @Geneva_suggestions
    @Geneva_suggestions Před rokem +4

    0:07 he looks like the advisor guy in the tutorials for building games

  • @AskMia411
    @AskMia411 Před 3 lety +123

    Now I need a full parody cover of "Toss a coin to your lawyer"

    • @serene1172
      @serene1172 Před 3 lety +9

      “Toss a coin to your lawyer,
      Oh country of lawsuits
      ...”

    • @alyceavary5542
      @alyceavary5542 Před 3 lety +2

      Agreed!! Who knew #LegalEagle was a fan of #TheWitcher???

    • @HurrikanEagle
      @HurrikanEagle Před 3 lety +1

      I'd like to toss a coin to this comment!

  • @alpacalyps1464
    @alpacalyps1464 Před 3 lety +360

    The magic 8 ball should also include synonyms of "it depends" like: maybe; yes, but possibly no; no, but possibly yes; possibly; and "who knows?".

    • @albertnormal6834
      @albertnormal6834 Před 3 lety +27

      "Ask a Lawyer"

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim Před 3 lety +28

      "As your legal representative, I advise you to shut the hell up."

    • @aurora5481
      @aurora5481 Před 2 lety +11

      "This is not legal advice."

    • @mattbritton6222
      @mattbritton6222 Před 2 lety +5

      Yes, but only under very specific circumstances. Otherwise, no.

    • @moremiaj4786
      @moremiaj4786 Před 2 lety +1

      I dont like being dissatisfied and so, will not buy it. Because the answers would be so unsatisfactory.

  • @happydays1918
    @happydays1918 Před 3 lety +77

    Me: I want to be a lawyer!
    Watches this video
    Also me: You know what, never mind

  • @kurankeikun
    @kurankeikun Před 3 lety +19

    "Although you might not see the citations, they're definitely there." Very apt for the meme you all chose, "I hate citations why cant you just trust me." Lol.

  • @gwillis01
    @gwillis01 Před 3 lety +348

    The French have a word for it: "staircase wit" All those stunning, entertaining, amazing stories that you could have told your friends at the party that only occur to you as you are going up the stairs to your bedroom to sleep in your bed.

    • @livin4thelamb499
      @livin4thelamb499 Před 3 lety +3

      Oooh what is this word in French? I want to start using it 😆

    • @gwillis01
      @gwillis01 Před 3 lety +7

      @@livin4thelamb499 I can tell you that the French word for staircase is escalier

    • @gwillis01
      @gwillis01 Před 3 lety +6

      The French word for story is histoire
      My Google skills failed me I could not find the special French word that means staircase wit

    • @livin4thelamb499
      @livin4thelamb499 Před 3 lety +2

      @@gwillis01 no worries dude 👍

    • @rekipstar
      @rekipstar Před 3 lety +1

      i thought it was spirit of the elevator

  • @matesafranka6110
    @matesafranka6110 Před 3 lety +66

    The shark meme reminded me of when I was doing my internship at the hospital, and my supervisor asked me why I want to become an assistant pathologist (= the person who cuts up dead bodies for autopsy). I told him I really wanted to be a butcher, but I like animals too much.

  • @angelasimpson5581
    @angelasimpson5581 Před 3 lety +17

    If you create a Magic 8 ball that only says “It depends,” I’d buy one from you for my dad who’s a lawyer

  • @DukeSaiko
    @DukeSaiko Před 2 lety +4

    How is it okay for THE supreme court to have this rule in which cameras are prohibited thus making hearings less open, less trustworthy? I just can’t comprehend that.

    • @V3x0r
      @V3x0r Před 9 měsíci

      Yes! Let us see all the corrupt backhand dealings they're involved in.

  • @emilmullerv3519
    @emilmullerv3519 Před 3 lety +205

    “Everyone hates lawyers until you need one. And in that moment...”
    You hate them even more

  • @icepicmusic4324
    @icepicmusic4324 Před 3 lety +60

    12:37
    the ending of the joke actually said “due two hours ago”, not “two hours from now” making the joke even funnier and a little more outrageous lol

    • @guyver441
      @guyver441 Před 3 lety +3

      Yes, I was going to object.

  • @sabrinaschell4938
    @sabrinaschell4938 Před 2 lety +5

    I love your love of Marshall in How I Met Your Mother. I have always said that is the most accurate depiction of law school and the progression through the legal field of any tv show ever.

  • @queenrhubarb1676
    @queenrhubarb1676 Před 2 lety +6

    I’m an anthropology major and for one of my classes it was a required class where we were going to talk about Bigfoot, UFO’s and conspiracy theories, but instead we read these really long court cases. I don’t know why, but that’s literally all we did. The description of the class even said that we would talk about Bigfoot.

  • @davidcovington901
    @davidcovington901 Před 3 lety +425

    I found a tiny error. "Because everyone hates lawyers, until you need one." No, plenty of people dislike their own attorney, with cause.

    • @graylinshowell7051
      @graylinshowell7051 Před 3 lety +27

      I dunno, I like the attorney representing the landlord I'm suing. I'm reasonably sure I've learned more watching this channel than this lawyer knows.

    • @starwing0
      @starwing0 Před 3 lety +11

      @@graylinshowell7051 well a lawyer’s job is not to win cases, but to bill you for the most amount of hours he/she can

    • @John.Not-Jack.Daniels
      @John.Not-Jack.Daniels Před 3 lety +14

      My hatred for lawyers who remain lawyers is insignificant next to my hatred for lawyers who become legislators.

    • @graylinshowell7051
      @graylinshowell7051 Před 3 lety +20

      @@starwing0 A lawyer has a duty to be a zealous advocate for his client! This lawyer has zealously not filed documents with the court more than once and told me on a recorded call that his client admitted intentionally damaging my property to try to get me to settle. He's making this litigation go really quickly for me. He's bad on both fronts.

    • @portmoneul
      @portmoneul Před 3 lety +5

      @@graylinshowell7051 you can't possibly be that lucky. Nobody is that stupid.
      No?

  • @legendaryfrog4880
    @legendaryfrog4880 Před 3 lety +117

    "Look at how long something is before you start reading it". I do this all the time with technical manuals lol

    • @Blutwind
      @Blutwind Před 3 lety +1

      To be fair the longer the technical manual is for any utility the better it is to read it ^^"

    • @celiashen5490
      @celiashen5490 Před 3 lety +1

      That was a major step of my high school homework. {bone deep sigh} I'm not even a lawyre

    • @jlokanis
      @jlokanis Před 3 lety

      This is how I decide if I should watch a CZcams video. Unless it is Legal Eagle...

    • @Yumi_Jay
      @Yumi_Jay Před 3 lety

      This is how I decide on how long my lessons are in each unit before I commit to studying each day.

    • @unbelver
      @unbelver Před 3 lety +1

      @@jlokanis The inverse applies to LockPickingLawyer's vids. The long videos are the interesting locks. "Ooh, a 5 minute video! That must be a difficult lock to pick!"

  • @grahamturner2640
    @grahamturner2640 Před 2 lety +3

    4:33 LOL for your inclusion of dad jokes.

  • @firefox5926
    @firefox5926 Před rokem +2

    1:11 i mean i would love to know how exactly it costs so much .. ideally an itemized expense list with justifications for the charged about

  • @wafelsen
    @wafelsen Před 3 lety +42

    On the meme about med school vs law school: 1) Many med schools do give you a white lab coat on your first day & have a whole ceremony about it that is somewhat congratulatory.
    2) My wife, when a med student said that if you ask a normal grad student to memorize the phone book he says "why?" but if you ask a med student to memorize the phone book he says "by when?" so there's that.

  • @TheresNoGhost
    @TheresNoGhost Před 3 lety +43

    I graduated last May with a bachelors in computer science, and quarantine started during spring break so we came back as remote courses. Found out none of my computer science doctorate professors could figure out how to upload lecture videos to literally anywhere on the internet.

    • @kwanarchive
      @kwanarchive Před 3 lety +1

      We don't use software, we only just write it.

  • @chloe_3787
    @chloe_3787 Před 3 lety +7

    Sometimes while I’m watching Alex Cabot and Casey Novak on Law and Order, I think about how awesome it’d be to be a prosecutor wearing a power suit. Then I remember I don’t actually want to go through the hell of law school.

  • @alexlandherr
    @alexlandherr Před 3 lety +4

    As programmer in training I’m a bit surprised at how similar the responses are when people say “Can I ask you about this?” And I say “It depends on lots of details”…

  • @nicholasballesteros4448
    @nicholasballesteros4448 Před 3 lety +169

    Me, a lawyer: it’s important to tell me the truth because I need to be adequately prepared for your bond hearing.
    Defense client: *lies to me about a single crucial detail which entire bond argument encompasses*
    Also defense client when bond is denied: *pikachu face*

    • @fieryweasel
      @fieryweasel Před 3 lety +23

      "Oh, well...I mean, technically yes, the prosecutor is right, but I really don't want that to be the case. You're the lawyer, just object a lot - I want to get out of jail."

    • @murasaki848
      @murasaki848 Před 3 lety +10

      From the movie Legal Eagles: "An attorney has to know the truth. Whether he attacks it or defends it, the truth is the touchstone of his trade. That`s tricky, because clients often lie..."

  • @amkmarie
    @amkmarie Před 3 lety +107

    What I've learned from watching this video: Law school seems to be filled with professors who know a lot about law...and next to nothing about pedagogy

    • @comradenb1261
      @comradenb1261 Před 3 lety +3

      100% agree

    • @aalegalfocus
      @aalegalfocus Před 3 lety +10

      the professors typically practiced law for 1-2 years before making a beeline for academia.

    • @Gigator
      @Gigator Před 3 lety +3

      Coming from a German university background: that is true for all university professors. Teaching if viewed as a biproduct.

  • @randomstranger6537
    @randomstranger6537 Před 3 lety +2

    12:55 Two hours AGO, not "from now". Remind me to make your clerk read my docs. :)

  • @EmpressMermaid
    @EmpressMermaid Před 3 lety +4

    Having worked in law offices I can verify that the one person you do NOT want pissed off at you is the court clerk.

  • @natedog526
    @natedog526 Před 3 lety +91

    I shed a tear for anyone who was going to school for anything during these times.

    • @mikeharrison1868
      @mikeharrison1868 Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah, language students who had their years abroad cancelled... :-(

  • @PsilocybinCocktail
    @PsilocybinCocktail Před 3 lety +232

    "Devin, Devin, should we sue about our badly-constructed outdoor pool?" "Well - it deep ends."

  • @mollystewart740
    @mollystewart740 Před 3 lety +15

    It's crazy how many similarities there seem to be between law school and English literature grad school 😂

    • @peacefulleopard8016
      @peacefulleopard8016 Před 3 lety +1

      I will be asking my English teacher about this and my brother who is trying to get into law school.

  • @TalesGrimm
    @TalesGrimm Před 3 lety +6

    Someone call Linus. That was the smoothest sponsor transition I've ever seen.

  • @WouterStekelenburg
    @WouterStekelenburg Před 3 lety +232

    You leave law school $250000 in debt, but then you still have to learn how to be a lawyer on the job... somebody should sue'em.

    • @achftw
      @achftw Před 3 lety +46

      Yeah, but you have to learn to sue them first, then in court they could argue that it obviously worked as you are practicing law.

    • @eduardolins5391
      @eduardolins5391 Před 3 lety +11

      @@achftw hire someone who went to a different law school than yours then you sue theirs

    • @dubious6718
      @dubious6718 Před 3 lety +9

      The benefit of living in a country with almost free education is that when you finish school you have almost no debt and the debt you have has a very low interest, so its not a priority to pay. Most people end up with about $30k in debt, not related to study cost, but living and partying.

    • @jasont340
      @jasont340 Před 3 lety

      Sounds like trying to sue city hall probably not going to work out.

    • @katherinemorelle7115
      @katherinemorelle7115 Před 3 lety +11

      I just don’t get why American law school is set up the way it is. Aussie law school will at least teach you enough to get you started. That includes how to research, how to write, how to form arguments, how to cite cases properly, etc. Also, we have assignments as well as exams, and our lectures are recorded so we can watch or rewatch at our convenience. No need to rely on a fellow student and hope they take decent notes. It’s just a much better system.

  • @idontneedaname318
    @idontneedaname318 Před 3 lety +47

    bruh i audibly gasped when he sneezed and change into something that _isn't_ a suit and/or blazer. first time ive seen his forearms

    • @jeffreypierson2064
      @jeffreypierson2064 Před 3 lety +3

      You need to go back to early COVID posts. He was sitting at the beach, being filmed by his friend. IRC, he was wearing a polo and shorts.

    • @Karen-pk3uv
      @Karen-pk3uv Před 3 lety

      Same, it was odd

  • @allenl5960
    @allenl5960 Před 2 lety +1

    "Snatch defeat from the jaws of victory" is now my favorite internet quote

  • @iamahmednahian
    @iamahmednahian Před 3 lety +2

    12:41 Loved that Dr. Mike reference 😁.

  • @michaelgamboa8458
    @michaelgamboa8458 Před 3 lety +55

    Today in law school with LegalEagle: "11 probably comes before 12 but I'll have to check case law"
    Damn case law be wild

  • @JMulvy
    @JMulvy Před 3 lety +36

    "it depends" is also the defacto response from web developers, programmers, and IT people.

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim Před 3 lety +2

      I also hear, "It might just be dumb enough to work" a lot.

  • @garrettstephens91
    @garrettstephens91 Před 2 lety +3

    From my experience, people mostly hate Lawyers because they are really expensive and they sometimes defend people who do bad things.

    • @QuothTheRavenNevermore27
      @QuothTheRavenNevermore27 Před 6 měsíci

      I’ve got a couple of defense lawyer friends and I ask them why and they’ll point out cases of people who were innocent and they’re like maybe if they had a better lawyer they would have never been convicted…fair enough

  • @pierre-mariecaulliez6285
    @pierre-mariecaulliez6285 Před 2 lety +2

    10:55 Lawyers are excellent at DnD... Wait, you were talking real stuff ?!

  • @Taurusus
    @Taurusus Před 3 lety +33

    My sister-in-law is in her final year, and we were all sitting down with beers the other night when someone threw a hypothetical law question her way. Man, I was so happy when she said, "It depends..." I was like, Oh girl you're a real lawyer now! I would 100% get her a LegalEagle "It Depends" magic 8-ball as a graduation present.

  • @TazTheYellow
    @TazTheYellow Před 3 lety +103

    Some cross-occupational humor for when you're with your chemist friends, but you can't have battery without a salt.

  • @elh93
    @elh93 Před 3 lety +5

    My dad said the big point his first day of medical school was "Half of what we will teach you is wrong, only if we knew which half"
    for my masters of engineering it was "Imposter syndrome is very real, but we won't fully say if yours is valid or not"

  • @allanwidner9276
    @allanwidner9276 Před 2 lety +1

    "It depends" has a lot wider application than most people are comfortable with, not just in law.

  • @mordekaisworld7636
    @mordekaisworld7636 Před 3 lety +47

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 toss a coin to your lawyer🎶 got me dying over here.

  • @hi00118
    @hi00118 Před 3 lety +60

    I really appreciate the second meme lmao. I’m in an election law class right now and we recently were assigned Buckley v Valeo. The ENTIRE majority opinion, all 50 pages of it. And yes this is during an entirely virtual 2L year...

    • @gufosufo337
      @gufosufo337 Před 3 lety +2

      F

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae Před 3 lety +2

      I'm glad someone is looking at it, it 'only' changed the course of the US politics completely and thus the US and probably the world.

  • @mikmik9034
    @mikmik9034 Před 8 měsíci +1

    @3:55, I once read that an Elected Judge does not 'really need' to know much about law IF the bailiff and especially the Court Clerk are on their tows for guidance and support. In my state, You CANNOT return swimsuits nor underwear (short cloths).

  • @a_orange_sheep3464
    @a_orange_sheep3464 Před 3 lety +2

    Teacher: the assignment was due 2 hours ago.
    Him: 2 hours from now

  • @benjamincretsinger1198
    @benjamincretsinger1198 Před 3 lety +177

    Objection Legal Eagle you miss read the Med vs Law School meme the reading was due 2 hours before you were assigned it

  • @mahjongasaur7099
    @mahjongasaur7099 Před 3 lety +119

    There's a part of me that hopes that Mack Weldon hasn't ever actually been a sponsor, and he's just a REALLY big fan of theirs.

    • @SCRandall
      @SCRandall Před 3 lety +1

      Why is that? Are they kind of a sham?

    • @darknight10000
      @darknight10000 Před 3 lety +21

      @@SCRandall It's just a joke based on how enthusiastic LegalEagle is when talking about them.

  • @yanreis12
    @yanreis12 Před 3 lety +1

    8:30 said every job about every school from all professions

  • @AkkinAnimrac
    @AkkinAnimrac Před 3 lety +1

    Oh bro, all these references are hilarious xD "Toss a coin to your lawyer" i almost choked on my drink

  • @davidguthary8147
    @davidguthary8147 Před 3 lety +5

    9:50
    Wait, legal corgis are an actual thing now?
    ACE ATTORNEY GOT SOMETHING RIGHT!!!

  • @ladosis5596
    @ladosis5596 Před 3 lety +21

    Here in my country people have to work for a year in a legal aid clinic and most law students work as paralegals during law school, to avoid the " I don't know sh*t about f*ck phenomenon". As a physician with five years of clinical experience *before* graduation, I agree with this approach.

  • @HilaryPea
    @HilaryPea Před rokem

    Excellent segue to your ad. I almost always see when the ad is coming, but I did not expect this method of segue. Very cute!

  • @maccrazy7335
    @maccrazy7335 Před 3 lety +8

    I have once been told a joke by a law-student (in Austria, though, from what I gather studying law here is quite different. And cheaper):
    A med student and a law student are told that they are part of a test and that they both have to learn a phone book by heart.
    The med student immediately starts to complain and argue about the senselessness of the exercise. The law student asks: What's the deadline?

  • @adamgreene187
    @adamgreene187 Před 3 lety +114

    The Toss A Coin bit was just a thirst trap, wasn't it? Effect achieved, sir. Effect achieved.

  • @cindyhill9091
    @cindyhill9091 Před 3 lety +98

    OMG, as a former paralegal with a sister who was the head clerk of the county & district courts, I can tell you that being mean to the clerk can cause sooooo many problems! It's much easier to kiss their asses and get what you need. 1 minute of kindness reaps loads of rewards.

    • @aalegalfocus
      @aalegalfocus Před 3 lety +2

      true, clerks/staff can really stand in the way of getting things done smoothly.

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Před 11 měsíci +1

    I don't know what Doctor Mike said, but having been to medical school I can confirm that at least in Canada the "You're all brilliant to even have gotten hear and you're all going to change the world" is mostly accurate.