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Simon you Monster. Dog genecide again? I thought we agreed to have a big dog bbq. Hot dogs in a way.😂 Would do wonders for our korean diplomacy
Solemn Simulacrum is a great MTG card. One made by a player who won.
If I had to extract a Beavers butthole I think there'd be mass extinctions too. 🤣
Re Andrew Wakefield. He is currently dating Elle Macpherson. Proof that there is no God. That piece of crap responsible for the death of so many children has made millions and gets to have sex with Elle Macpherson. Elle Macpherson also settled a divorce with a billionaire for $100 million cash. So he is dating a very rich Elle Macpherson, which makes it worse.
PS Dogs are more "Humane". Fungi will clean up when we are gone. Just after we are eaten by our own biome.
The Tangent Timer HAS RETURNED
Actually, I'm in it for the tangents. Allegedly. Cheers
Love the timer but I enjoy it's not in every episode. It appears when it should.
And may it fucking stay!!!!!!!❤❤
It needs to go over to Casual Criminalist.
10 of the first 30 seconds already on the clock, looks like Simon won't disappoint 😂
Kevin baits Simon into tangents like an expert angler and our day is better for it
You know why there was duplication between this script and the previous episode?
DANNY AND I, SAME PAGE!
That page being a particularly fruitful post on a subreddit. ALLEGEDLY.
Kevin is slick and uses passive aggressive methods to push Simon's buttons. Well played my friend! 😊 I love those moments, like taking candy from a baby.
That alliteration 😂
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@@antiisocialI saw this and almost died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
@@gennystout8952 Thank you!
Beaver Squeezins. Products for that should be free.
As a father of a 9yr old autistic daughter I can say she is the happiest and most loving person I know. Sadly she is developmentally delayed in some areas such as speech and writing but I wouldn't change anything about her. Even if vaccines were the cause, which they are demonstrably not, I would rather have her as she is than live in a world where measles, polio, whooping cough and the many other health conditions that vaccines help prevent were still prevalent causing untold misery. Sadly the people that have “done their own research (as if they know what research is)” are harming others through their complete ignorance.
When Simon is 5 layers deep into a tangent, he is at his best!
HOW HAS THIS CHANNEL NOT REACH 1 MILLION YET? I LIKE ALL OF SIMON'S CHANNELS, BUT I LOVE BRAIN BLAZE, IT IS ALWAYS BRING A SMILE TO MY FACE!!!
WHOOOOO CAPS LOCK!!!!!! 😂😂😂
@@seanmurry6903I know. I like his other channels, but this one is my favorite. It's like we're getting the true Simon experience.
OWW! Pipe down! Your comment is gonna cause unnesessary hearing loss! 😂
WHY ARE WE YELLING
I wonder the same, if anyone could objectively name a more informative channel that will make you laugh, I'd love to know. Simon is great and from my perspective, the best writers on the flat earth we live upon, hopefully we aren't targeted by lazers...😂
"Testing them for like, climate change, or whatever the fuck"
Lmao. I love Simon so much.
lol, I actually got my niece and nephew to start brushing their teeth by telling them the fuzzy stuff on their teeth was bacterial poop😂 worked beautifully
This has some real OGBB vibes to it. The tangents! The chaos! The talk of dog genocide! I half expected a script slap! I loved it!!
Thank you Julian for bring back The Tangent Timer! So 7 minutes out of 25.
Good script Kevin!
The beaver edits are just gold.
Totally. That squishing sound will haunt me, though .
That subtle but easily recognized Magic the Gathering reference was on point
Made my day a bit better
When a video does well, BB doesn't just do sequels, but multiple uploads too
Come for the blaze, stay for the tangents.
Its annoying, 3th time ive seen this uploaded as new
it's actually different. simons even references the previous video
@Der_Ed I think I missed that one, first one I saw was just the previous video with a different thumbnail.
😂
The tangents is why I watch Simon, so don't hold back!
To: Julian Vu (the editor)
The Venture Bros. clips and memes are awesome it's my favorite cartoon being spliced into my favorite CZcams channel and I couldn't be more pleased by it. Please keep up the awesome work!
Thank you!
I myself particularly liked the Owen Wilson-cat 16:22
I feel like I’ve watched this twice already 🤔 😂😂
I don’t know why it’s so damn funny when Simon gets something hilariously wrong and doesn’t notice.
On a side note, Timba is my new favorite character from The Lion King.
The love child of Timone and Pumba
"How is this species still alive" and CZcams cuts me to a PetCo ad! I almost blasted soda out of my nose.
I almost died choking on my own spit from the dog genocide joke. It's always fun to take the piss own Lawd Simon for making that joke because someone will always bring that up if they get the opportunity.
9:27 “Blain Braze “ 😂 I have done the same thing while teaching my band students. Can’t talk without mixing up the letters and sounds in a word.
beat me to it... but I can add. A tip of the slung like this is called a Spoonerism. Look it up!
This is my favorite channel. Came for the fun topics, stayed for the tangents.
Based FMA Shou Tucker appearance with Timba. Loved the final rant. Felt a lot like some of the old, off the rails rants of the olden days. Am I right Peter!
😂 That episode was so well written and so depressing.
Kevin the MtG meister. Fitting in a sad robot reference and I approve as a commander player
As do i but not many other people seem to have noticed
How dare you forget Danny... he was the first basement boy.
The OG Blazement Boi
Only 7ish minutes of tangent?! I call shenanigans! I feel robbed!
Simon has MASSIVE eyebrows.. THANKS KEEPS!
My favourite part of the day...
fresh Blaze, no pants and a tangerine... yeah...
... AM I RIGHT SIMON?!?
10 out of 10 for the tyler durden style flash on the word "hard"
19:00
5 on Simon becoming a gushing dog dad, when his kids convince him to get one.
TIMON! The meerkat's name is Timon. The warthog is Puumba.
So wanna know why this one got taken down the other day. I saw it, was watching another video and when I decided to click on this one, it was gone. Glad it's back up! Thanks Sam! Assuming you had to do some editing magic.
How many times will this be reupload?!?
Julian - Certified Legend.
Cackling like a hyena here.
So whistle boy lol at 2:00 on the tangent timer you said and I quote “Blain Braze” 😂😂😂
That was a terrifying use of a FMA meme.
I'll never look at meercats the same way...
Oh Kevin, that's beavers bum segment had me in stitches! 😂
The tangent timer is back.. We need this in all Brain Blaze videos, but with the blazement editor doing wonderful things with the timer, such as backwards/flipped, and other strange and weird things with it.
Fact Boi should do a BB on the weird things people needed emergency medical care for. Like staples and pillows... Some of the things that injure folks is just jaw dropping.
Love the FMA references Julian.
Future revelations will be quite a test for Simon's humility. I like Simon despite his flaws and I think he'll handle it like a man and be better for it, that is if his eyebrows and ear hair don't collude to strangle him in the night 🤣
I guess that the Tangent Timer has been a huge shock on Simon as he's gone from ~50% (or more) of the Video spent rambling on his Tangents to a little under 25%!
Yes! Tangent timer! 😂
Also voting for content that makes Simon uncomfortable.
That sad Square wave happy birthday song expresses the true depths of solitude.
Simon's tangents are the best! I'm still rolling through the 500+ videos. Lol. Podcats and all are just fantastic. Good work, Mr. Whistler. Also, is Danny the only one in the basement or does he at least have a friend to keep him company? Lol.
Just me that get the most joy ever with the tangent timer😂 it’s the best I love it so much haha.
Ha, that Beaver arse segment was hilarious!! Had me in tears!!
So glad to see the Tangent Timer! I used to watch these after work so taking a shot for every tangent made for good laughs (even if whatever Simon video came up next need a rewatch later in the week), but I was beginning to worry about the state of my liver. Now that my schedule changed, and I go work later, I just wager with myself how long I think the tangents will go on for. Evidently, either I am absolute shit at guessing or Simon is so random that I've lost every bet so far. I expect this time around to be no different. (My savings account is surprisingly...well, in the black for the first time in a while.)
EDITED TO ADD: My only rule is that my guess has to be within 30 seconds. If that segment had been a tangent, I would have been 12 seconds short. As it was given a title card, I was considerably over. Oh well, $4.07 transfer to savings. (Oh, if I lose it's the total tangent amount time - in dollars.)
The amount of FMA in this was killing me. 🤣🖤
😂😂😂😂 8:50 ! Simon this is why i love your writers and your personality!! 😂😂😂
This will live rent free in my headand be subject to public repetition ❤❤❤
6:18 Well played, sneaking that MtG reference in there 😂
6:23 made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed at a Brain Blaze. The editing this episode was stellar. Thanks for so much great content!
Beaver scream was the PERFECT cut! Thank you Julian!
I once had a coworker who called her dogs her "fur babies" which, as a father of four, really bothered me. So I told her the biggest difference between my kids and my dogs was that, push come to shove, I'd never eat my kids. She acted like I had crapped on her grandma's grave or something. Stay strong, Fact Boy!
Awesome, the Timer is back!!
Love it!! ❤️
Great story, btw!!
I think the most horrifying thing in this video was "Timba" 😂
Yes, YES! More Venture Bros. meme's. Thank you Julian.
My theory is that Simon is the third Venture Brother.
8:55 I just laugh/spit coffee all over my desk. No regrets. Hardest laugh I've had in weeks.
Give this editor a raise, factboi!
We have a local distillery that tries some pretty weird flavorings. They recently put out a whiskey flavored with castoreum. I have NOT tried it but my friend videoed himself and his son trying it together. Their synchronized revulsion was priceless!
Simon on this channel you always brighten my day even though the subject is sad or bloody sickening
I have to pause this Simon, to listen to Podcast Simon as I shovel snow. Simonception.
Simon's immediate thought "im not chewing on a turd!"
Simon is the best narrator ever!
Meme edits on fire with this one
I’m so here for all the Venture Bros. clips Julian puts in these, go team venture
Julian your FMA references made me sad. Great work. Keep it up
Julian Vu, you made me cry twice in this episode
I already knew about the "Beaver flavourings" unfortunately but, I woke up at 5am today, and I'm glad I waited a few hours before watching this - because now only MOST of my day has been ruined :')
I learned the hard way that some people produce an enzyme in their saliva (or produce more of that enzyme than most) that causes them to get more cavities than normal. I’d have to get at least one filling every time I went to the dentist until he finally prescribed me a special toothpaste. I haven’t had a cavity in over two years! Thank you, Dr. Ben!
I work retail...
So nothing in this video made me feel any more upset than i already am daily.
This is a super power at this point. 😂
More rants please. Thank you Fact Boy
I had just sat down on the couch with store-brand vanilla ice cream when Simon started talking about beaver asshole juice being in vanilla ice cream. I went ahead and finished the pint. No point in letting that butthole juice go to waste. A beaver died for me.
OMG, I love the FMA chimera of Nina and Alexander! "Why not both!"
Simon can ruin my day with facts any day
It's been years since I last watched it, but those Nina memes from Full Metal Alchemist still pack a surprisingly solid punch! 🙀
I think of all the things I would not expect from a Brain Blaze, a Shou Tucker meme is definitely one of them, let alone two!
23:10 ....I wondered for a bit if there's something new.... xD Kudos to editor
The scream after the title for the first section got me🤣🤣🤣
11:47 If my body is a temple, Brain Boy, then my brain is a band of Visigoth tribes, always trying to tear down, defile, or otherwise bring ruin to the rest of me...
Honestly, I don't know How in tf I'm still kicking it here, on this plane...
😆
Simian (yes, I meant to spell it like that), you have the best damn editors in the world! Give them all raises!!!
Love that Tangent Timer!
Not Mrs Factboi roasting Factboi daily 😂
Just wait for the ear hair, factboi, another rude awakening on the long trudge to feeding trees. Happy Monday!
Alright Factboi it's tangent time. Let's go! Cheers from Tennessee
Omg. I love this stuff.
All hail the Tangent Timer!!!!!!!
I knew you were internet famous when you first started presenting VSauce xxx❤
“Blain braze” 😂😂😂
Terrifying and hilarious! Kevin skillfully launched you into a meerkat tangent. Is the gauntlet down?😂
Simon should just have a channel called "Tangent Tuesdays" where he can upload all the tangents
Tangent Timer is just 👨🍳😘 fkn love it
10/10 Mr/Mrs Editor well done
Love the tangent timer
A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
I insist on having a whole separate room for the toilet.
18:25 - Simon needs to see some stuff on domesticated rats. They're both adorable and clean. ( For an animal)
Just a suggestion for the future. If you re upload a video can you please just add in the description or the title etc that it’s an re upload just for clarity
"Blain Braze" at 9:25 - Ha!
I love how much they’ve been using Brennan lately