Renegade Shepard is the best lawyer...

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  • čas přidán 14. 01. 2022
  • Better Call Shepard
    #masseffectlegendaryedition #masseffect #commandershepard #talizorah
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  • @ch4rb
    @ch4rb Před 2 lety +2202

    Saul Shepard, Attorney at Law!
    Did you know that it is illegal for any intergalactic community to sham you for defending the galactic heart of interstellar civilizations? The Council and its non existant constitution do!
    Don't fret, when you're in trouble, you know who to call!
    Saul Shepard, Attorney at Law, we'll defend you, ok?

    • @thehighbutwise5644
      @thehighbutwise5644 Před rokem +20

      Love that

    • @dfed324
      @dfed324 Před rokem +50

      That gamerpoop reference at the end is 👌 *chef's kiss

    • @ch4rb
      @ch4rb Před rokem +14

      @dfed324 aw man I really hope the new mass effect has some reference to it, I don't care if it's Shepard or a new character or something, I just need that damn reference.

    • @SigilWizardClassic
      @SigilWizardClassic Před rokem +23

      "I'm like a god in N7 armor! LIGHTNING BOLTS SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS!!"

    • @SirParanoidAndroid
      @SirParanoidAndroid Před 10 měsíci +13

      You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse, he blames the attack on the citadel on “the reapers”

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads Před 2 lety +5716

    Paragon: How dare you insult a good woman!
    Renegade: AND YOUR MOTHER! AND YOUR MOTHER!

    • @DH_WhaleShark
      @DH_WhaleShark Před 2 lety +47

      AND YOUR GRANDMOTHERS! AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER’S LITTLE DOG!

    • @shirokatta4051
      @shirokatta4051 Před 2 lety +278

      As mushu once said you shame your family, your horse, and your horses sheep

    • @polymophous1704
      @polymophous1704 Před 2 lety +2

      @@shirokatta4051 "shame on you, shame on your cow"

    • @model0.519
      @model0.519 Před 2 lety +3

      AND YOUR ENTIRE EXTENDED FAMILY AND YOUR ABOPTED GRANMOTHER

    • @healmyvision5941
      @healmyvision5941 Před 2 lety +206

      I WILL COME FOR YOUR THIRD AND FOURTH GENERATION

  • @sarinat3101
    @sarinat3101 Před 2 lety +7921

    "Tali Zorah, in light of the fact that your Commander makes us pee our suits, we do not find sufficient evidence to convict."

    • @happylighttales
      @happylighttales  Před 2 lety +496

      This made me almost die from laughing lol

    • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
      @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit Před 2 lety +687

      "Now please tell him to put the portable nuclear fission cannon down."

    • @TheLastSaint7
      @TheLastSaint7 Před 2 lety +64

      🤣🤣🤣 Bro had me dying I need to stop watching spoilers

    • @fozzilla123
      @fozzilla123 Před 2 lety +81

      Legendary comment...but. I mean...don't they always pee in their suits? 🤣

    • @williambowes4150
      @williambowes4150 Před 2 lety +7

      Hahaha true!

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 Před 2 lety +6602

    "Do whatever you want with your toy ships"
    Shepard just shit on an entire nation from such a height I thought it was god himself.

    • @MoeLaneIII
      @MoeLaneIII Před 2 lety +292

      "This, Admirals, is a half-kilo fecal slug. See the blue glow! Every so often, the rectum of Commander Shepard passes one out. On impact, it converts the eezo inside of it to regular energy with 95% efficiency. In space, that will penetrate even the primary shields of a Heavy Fleet frigate. That means: Commander Shepard is the deadliest [significant cough] in space! ...I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space abhors both vacuums, and making Shepard mad! Once she fires this hunk of ordure, it keeps going 'till it hits the deserving! That can be a ship, or the council aboard that ship. It might arc off into deep space and hit your descendants in ten thousand years. If you keep pissing her off, you are ruining your day, somewhere and sometime!"

    • @bgill6623
      @bgill6623 Před 2 lety +94

      @@MoeLaneIII this comment is god tier quality 👌

    • @vergil3200
      @vergil3200 Před 2 lety +89

      Officer tenpenny from san andreas

    • @dj11o9er
      @dj11o9er Před 2 lety +7

      @@MoeLaneIII I hate you. I read that in that lad's voice. Take my like.

    • @baelreviewsshit5382
      @baelreviewsshit5382 Před 2 lety +126

      Not just a nation. An entire God damn species

  • @pyromancer1352
    @pyromancer1352 Před 2 lety +5905

    Commander Shepard
    -Famous Hero
    -Technically Undead
    -Intergalactic Attorney

    • @happylighttales
      @happylighttales  Před 2 lety +191

      This made me laugh so hard 😂

    • @PeoplecallmeLucifer
      @PeoplecallmeLucifer Před 2 lety +126

      + his name literally means "HERO" to the Krogan

    • @nicholascordero6600
      @nicholascordero6600 Před 2 lety +34

      No technically, he was 100% dead, they just pulled him back,

    • @pyromancer1352
      @pyromancer1352 Před 2 lety +96

      @@nicholascordero6600 Yeah. UNDEAD.

    • @maboi6116
      @maboi6116 Před 2 lety +44

      @@nicholascordero6600 Imagine the galaxy needing you so much that they literally shoved death a middle finger just to bring you back to solve their problems

  • @alexferrier5732
    @alexferrier5732 Před 2 lety +5873

    I like how when "come on Tali, we are leaving" she actually follows him quietly for a moment, implying that she was already ok with the result if it ended right there lmao

    • @TheAsaoirc
      @TheAsaoirc Před 2 lety +608

      Sigma Grindset Shepard

    • @somelonelyshmuck4274
      @somelonelyshmuck4274 Před 2 lety +420

      Prior to this scene she basically thought the guilty charge was the right way to go about it.

    • @shredkaczynski8414
      @shredkaczynski8414 Před 2 lety +110

      always present a unified front

    • @RuptimusPrime
      @RuptimusPrime Před 2 lety +287

      She was. She preferred exile over ruining her father's legacy, and she didn't think there's another way out of it

    • @nikik5567
      @nikik5567 Před 2 lety +179

      Her dad was dead, the admirals considered her a traitor, and the only way to absolve herself was to paint her father as one of the worst mistakes of their people’s history. She was ok with the result. She knew that she had done nothing wrong, she had Shepard and the Normandy crew, and the only “family” still in the quarians who didn’t consider her a traitor was Ra’an. She wouldn’t have lost a whole lot from exile, and I think she had slowly started to realize that on the way back to the hearing.

  • @AlaskanGhost
    @AlaskanGhost Před 2 lety +3774

    "Do you have any new evidence?"
    Shepard: "Fuck off."

    • @PlebNC
      @PlebNC Před 2 lety +253

      Judge: Fair enough. Have a nice day.

    • @jonathonhollis7080
      @jonathonhollis7080 Před 2 lety +12

      Succession moment lol

    • @brok56
      @brok56 Před 2 lety +44

      Shepard: my source is that i made it The fhock up!

    • @Hitman2b
      @Hitman2b Před 2 lety +6

      @@PlebNC Understandable have a wonderfull day

    • @ryanmaanum6495
      @ryanmaanum6495 Před 2 lety

      @@PlebNC no it’s understandable have a nice day lol

  • @Jaimethepanda
    @Jaimethepanda Před 2 lety +2591

    “Any new evidence?”
    Shepard: “I got it right here.”
    *whips out middle finger*

    • @DepressedCrow
      @DepressedCrow Před 2 lety +81

      "I would like to cross examine this parrot!"
      "What?! This is preposterous!"
      "Well it was your idea, but if you'd like I got another bird to show you."
      🖕🖕
      "I'm going to jail..."
      "Is it too late to plead guilty?"

    • @MidnightKingL
      @MidnightKingL Před 2 lety +14

      Shepard: Twirl on it!

    • @Rikalonius
      @Rikalonius Před 2 lety +40

      It would be awesome if he said "I have it in my omni-tool" and then the Omni-tool appeared in the form of a large hand with its middle finger up.

    • @Jaimethepanda
      @Jaimethepanda Před 2 lety +18

      @@Rikalonius engineer class specific action.

    • @rojaedavis8367
      @rojaedavis8367 Před 2 lety +5

      @@MidnightKingL I got that reference.

  • @rayclay3249
    @rayclay3249 Před 2 lety +2623

    The paragon choice is more compassionate while the renegade choice is short and straight to the point

    • @happylighttales
      @happylighttales  Před 2 lety +383

      That is why Renegade Shepard is the best lawyer.
      You need to be direct no nonsense kinda guy to shut down the bullshit lol

    • @annlysettezambrana
      @annlysettezambrana Před 2 lety +102

      @@happylighttales that why I'm trying to build 50/50 for these moments (it more 90/10 right now but it ME 1 me 2 will change that for me)

    • @CLfreak246
      @CLfreak246 Před 2 lety +44

      @@happylighttales There’s also a different version of this renegade speech check if you did not expose the admirals’ hypocrisy of Tali’s trial before heading to the Lab Ship and before doing the Suicide Mission.

    • @Dark_Voice
      @Dark_Voice Před 2 lety +18

      @@happylighttales Tbh, I wouldnt give a damn about the speech at all and after Shepard would stop with his nonsense I would be like "Ok, now that you are done. Do you have any evidence proving Tali's innocence or you have nothing and she will face exile as traitor of the Migrant fleet?" because as much as Shepard's speech was awesome, its also completely irrelevant to the present case. Rael'Zorah also used to be super goody guy BUT look how that turned out. (Maybe I would give her a small ship because she retook the Alarei BUT I wouldnt budge until Shepard presented evidence.

    • @lockretvids
      @lockretvids Před 2 lety +54

      @@Dark_Voice Unless you're a highly sophisticated and charismatic speaker, that could catastrophically backfire. Remember, a captain has just accused you of corruption and pursuit of selfish gains over the good of the Fleet. That, in itself is a very serious charge in Quarian society. On top of all that, Tali is generally well-liked both on the Raya and the Neema, not to mention by her comrades in arms. Being too pushy about the evidence is an uphill battle where you stand more to lose than to gain.

  • @spidergalva
    @spidergalva Před 2 lety +1101

    Admiralty: “We are here to convict Tal-“
    Shepard: “OBJECTION, THAT IS SOME BULLSHIT!”
    Admiralty: “Shit, you right. We members of the Admiralty find Tali Zorah’Vas Normandy to be, innocent!”
    Tali: “How the fuck did that work?!?”

    • @ElBandito
      @ElBandito Před 2 měsíci +9

      Shepard is feared across the galaxy. Fear is a great motivator.

    • @CyberneticWolff
      @CyberneticWolff Před měsícem

      Tali we don't question anything anymore

  • @Mikeh2077
    @Mikeh2077 Před 2 lety +2453

    When in doubt, throw the trial out the airlock.
    “Leave my crew out of your political bullshit.” Top 10 Shepard quote.

    • @spicynips8466
      @spicynips8466 Před 2 lety +40

      Which is pretty ironic considering they all get involved in the political bullshit on 3

    • @guyver441
      @guyver441 Před 2 lety +85

      Shepard is just mad he cannot hang up on them like the Citadel council.

    • @BG__123
      @BG__123 Před 2 lety +18

      @@guyver441 well he could do it for old times sake

    • @Mikeh2077
      @Mikeh2077 Před 2 lety +2

      @@guyver441
      Could just blow them up. 🤷🏻

    • @TazyBaby
      @TazyBaby Před 2 lety +3

      Sheps the leader we need right now

  • @NoBop2000
    @NoBop2000 Před 2 lety +621

    When they said "this is a formal proceeding" i half expected Shepherd to say "and you can formally kiss my ass"

    • @thatboyakira4202
      @thatboyakira4202 Před rokem +22

      I spat my water here man. Good one.

    • @docproc144
      @docproc144 Před 6 měsíci +30

      Reminds me of the Renegade line in ME1 where Admiral Mikaelovich comes to inspect the Normandy and he says, “You may be a Spectre to the aliens Shepard, but to me you’re just another junior officer. Show some respect and secure that mouth of yours.” And Renegade Shepard just says, “Normandy’s currently on assignment from the Council, meaning she’s not under your command right now, so respectfully, get out of my way.” 🤣

    • @king_mega1670
      @king_mega1670 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@docproc144 Seriously!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @docproc144
      @docproc144 Před 2 měsíci

      @@king_mega1670 Yep lol, Renegade Shep has some of his best lines in ME1 imo.

    • @king_mega1670
      @king_mega1670 Před 2 měsíci

      @@docproc144 This was legit amusing to me

  • @ClericOfPholtus
    @ClericOfPholtus Před 2 lety +554

    The good ole "Get fucked" defense

    • @Mikeh2077
      @Mikeh2077 Před rokem +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @chheinrich8486
      @chheinrich8486 Před 2 měsíci +1

      And considering a certain actress from the expanse is in this scene, „fucked“ is the right word😊

    • @HHopebringer
      @HHopebringer Před 24 dny

      ​@@chheinrich8486 Ahhhhh, Avasarala~

  • @JustinTK416
    @JustinTK416 Před 2 lety +423

    Court: “Do you have any new evidence?”
    Shepard: “Fight me!”
    Court: “Compelling evidence, all charges are dropped!”

    • @chakravartin3356
      @chakravartin3356 Před 2 lety +3

      You miss your chance to say "understandable, have a nice day"

    • @JustinTK416
      @JustinTK416 Před 2 lety +8

      @@chakravartin3356 I wanted to go a different direction than the established meme, but your point is understandable, have a nice day.

    • @sakuradabp6400
      @sakuradabp6400 Před 11 měsíci +3

      ​@@JustinTK416You didn't have to own him like that 💀

    • @veryangryduckpl2122
      @veryangryduckpl2122 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I mean, shep coulda prolly 1v50'd that entire room and won.

    • @viix3815
      @viix3815 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@veryangryduckpl2122 Just in case, I always bring my Krogan baby. XD Kinda hard to fight two murderous savages.

  • @shorebreakers96
    @shorebreakers96 Před 2 lety +781

    Can we talk about Chaddus Vakarian, siting and chilling in the background, while his superior officer is just inches away to create a diplomatic/military incident, and basically watch the whole shebang with middle interest. I mean, this position could go with a bucket of pop corn and it would still fit, like "dayum, get them Commander ! Snap !"

    • @thomasmanning2939
      @thomasmanning2939 Před 2 lety +56

      He knows what's up. Don't in Shep's way. Especially not when he goes Renegade

    • @TheGeoCheese
      @TheGeoCheese Před 2 lety +84

      Chad Vakarian is just enjoying himself. He knows good entertainment value when he sees it.

    • @EvilPaladin11
      @EvilPaladin11 Před 2 lety +7

      All he needs is a giant foam finger for him to cheer with.

    • @filippauljohnson6924
      @filippauljohnson6924 Před 2 lety +37

      It's even better if you bring Legion aboard.

    • @Illuminautable
      @Illuminautable Před 2 lety +39

      Chaddus Vakarian is sitting back and watching the show unfold because this clearly is not the first time he's seen Shepard flip his lid and he's become accustomed to it. Besides, you'd be hard-pressed to find entertainment of this caliber anywhere!

  • @YourPalKindred
    @YourPalKindred Před 2 lety +220

    "This is bullshit and you're stupid here's 10 reasons"
    "Damn he got us, not guilty"

  • @MarceloYuri
    @MarceloYuri Před 2 lety +345

    Them messaging each other:
    "Do we want Shepard as our enemy?"
    "WHAT!? FUCK NO!"
    "We do have him here, surrounded."
    "Do you wanna try the odds?"
    "..."
    "..."
    "I thought so."

    • @Spider-Man2094
      @Spider-Man2094 Před 2 lety +36

      “Are you fucking insane?! We don’t nearly have enough people!!”

    • @MarceloYuri
      @MarceloYuri Před 2 lety +18

      @@Spider-Man2094 And having Master Chief saying that just drives it further home. lol

    • @segevkrespi8609
      @segevkrespi8609 Před rokem +11

      "Are you crazy?! can't you see the Portable nuke launcher on his back??!"

    • @ToveriJuri
      @ToveriJuri Před rokem +30

      Commander Shepard was once headbutted by a Krogan. After 3 days of suffering the Krogan died.

    • @Infernalshado3
      @Infernalshado3 Před rokem +5

      @@ToveriJuri I mean technically it wasn't even 3 days. More like 3 hours 😂

  • @Skarfar90
    @Skarfar90 Před 2 lety +1700

    Personally, I believe Paragon Shep has the better lines in this trial, or better yet.. rallying the crowd makes some interesting lines.

    • @happylighttales
      @happylighttales  Před 2 lety +433

      I could see that but I like the whole F U to the court and just twist their arms to end the stupid charade they call trial.
      Also to be fair to Renegade Shep, he uses his outburst to basically show the average quarians that this entire trial is political.
      It wasn't just a dumbass bravado.

    • @AlexGrom
      @AlexGrom Před 2 lety +83

      @@happylighttales Consider playing Ace Attorney then :D If you really liked that scene from ME, you will probably like AA too

    • @danielharvison7510
      @danielharvison7510 Před 2 lety +68

      @@happylighttales I did the "rally the crowd" option last time around for the heck of it, seemed to work in much the same way as long as you did the right things by other Quarians earlier in the game. A good bet, I kinda like the Quarians, in spite of some idiot admirals.
      You have to help Kal'Reeger and that Quarian from Freedom's Progress, if I recall, then you're solid.

    • @JJDvorshak
      @JJDvorshak Před 2 lety +48

      Yeah, I did that with my 1st playthrough as FemShep Vanguard.
      But then I heard this alpha male deliver:
      "BUT leave my CREW out of your pOLitiCAl BULLSHIT!!!"

    • @danielharvison7510
      @danielharvison7510 Před 2 lety +17

      @@JJDvorshak You make a compelling argument, I'll grant you that.
      Still love me some Femshep though. Also, bonus points for playing as a Vanguard. The only valid option.

  • @TheMaineMeta
    @TheMaineMeta Před 2 lety +466

    I’m honestly just laughing at Garrus sitting patiently in the background

    • @generaldirtbag9684
      @generaldirtbag9684 Před 2 lety +109

      He’s thinking about all the calibrations he has to do when he gets back on the Normandy.

    • @newpurplehaze
      @newpurplehaze Před 2 lety +63

      He's sitting like a kid waiting for his mom to be done with groceries

    • @nullhazard7569
      @nullhazard7569 Před 2 lety +15

      @@generaldirtbag9684 Funny thing is, they reference the calibrations meme in MSs Effect 3.

    • @GiantTalkingAnus113
      @GiantTalkingAnus113 Před 2 lety +12

      Lol I just played this mission last night and has Samara casually sitting in the background waiting patiently

    • @stevenstice6683
      @stevenstice6683 Před rokem +13

      @@nullhazard7569 Garrus will stop talking about calibrations if Liara stops saying "by the Goddess".

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 Před 2 lety +646

    Tali's voice actress needs a raise. She sounds so desperate in this scene, and despite that we never see her face emote, it conveys so much emotion. Outstanding move

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin Před 2 lety +16

      The voice actress is Ash Sroka.

    • @healmyvision5941
      @healmyvision5941 Před 2 lety +5

      Havent played the game on english but due to some bug the citadel dlc in me3 played the english sound so i heard the english voices the first time and hell i fell in love with drunken tali 😂😂

    • @ShadowMage
      @ShadowMage Před 2 lety +8

      @@healmyvision5941 Drunk Tali is the best.

    • @jaydeleon8094
      @jaydeleon8094 Před 2 lety +2

      Didn’t she only do half the lines she signed a contract for because religious problems she seemed to forget about at the signing?

    • @healmyvision5941
      @healmyvision5941 Před 2 lety +4

      @@jaydeleon8094 well apparently she refused to speak the lines for a lesbian romance
      Dunno if that were part of the contract and i am pretty sure it aint half the lines

  • @happylighttales
    @happylighttales  Před 2 lety +487

    Better Call Shepard

    • @grinvich.76
      @grinvich.76 Před 2 lety +8

      xD

    • @themadspartan
      @themadspartan Před 2 lety +8

      Lmfao love it!!😂

    • @retrosquadchannel2.050
      @retrosquadchannel2.050 Před 2 lety +14

      Commander Shepard: Ace Attorney - Asskicking for all!

    • @leftoids.are.cringe
      @leftoids.are.cringe Před 2 lety +7

      *"You're not a real Spectre! Battle of Akuze for Christ's sake? The sole survivor? What a joke. I worked my ass off to get where I am! And you take these biotics and you think suddenly you're my peer? You do what I do because you're a renegade and you can make people scared? I committed my life to this! You don't... slide into it like a cheap pair of Devlon armor and then reap all the XP!"* -Saren McGill

    • @retrosquadchannel2.050
      @retrosquadchannel2.050 Před 2 lety +1

      @@leftoids.are.cringe so show us, that you are real deal! Kill all thresher maws in Mass Effect 1 on foot! And only then we all will believe in this.

  • @MDiarmeid
    @MDiarmeid Před 2 lety +232

    Shepard really went like: "Exile? Yes, i exile YOU ALL from Tali, lets go Tali " love it

  • @remyblas
    @remyblas Před rokem +53

    "This is a formal proceeding"
    "Fuck you, and you, and you too"
    "Ok, I'm convinced. Clear of all charges!"

  • @LORDdrPepper
    @LORDdrPepper Před 2 lety +326

    I just love shalas "whaat?" That delivery was hilarious and amazing

    • @DoodTheDud
      @DoodTheDud Před 2 lety +45

      It really was. She's just completely caught off guard by that response. Amazing what happens when voice actors understand the context of their lines.

    • @ricepatty5258
      @ricepatty5258 Před 2 lety +38

      You can just feel the “surprise pikachu” energy radiate through her envirosuit when she says “what?”

    • @johnP0908
      @johnP0908 Před rokem +8

      Love the actress that voiced her as well. If you're a fan of The Expanse, then her voice will be very familiar. if you know, you know. 😉

  • @Dum_Nathan
    @Dum_Nathan Před 2 lety +144

    Garrus looking from the stairs and is like "Damn, now I kind of want to get arrested and have Shephard be my lawyer"

  • @TechLeafRanger
    @TechLeafRanger Před 2 lety +76

    I find it amusing how if you take away the Paragon and Renegade aspects of their respective dialogue choices, both of them amount to the same thing: 'I don't need any evidence outside of what Tali has done for you, me, and the whole galaxy'. They both literally are the same dialogue. Just one is an impassioned yet diplomatic response, and the other is pure 'fuck you and fuck off before I air out this whole room and call my krogan in to clean up the rest'.
    And if you've done Grunt's loyalty mission at this point you KNOW he'd be in there with his shotgun going 'heh heh heh'.

    • @La-hora-del-terror
      @La-hora-del-terror Před rokem +11

      Because he said what he was thinking.
      In this case paragon is a polite way and paragon is just straight forward. Renegade in ME1 most of the time is just being an asshole...but in 2 they did it a lot better, i choose by mistake some renegade choices and it doesn't feel like a renegade dialogue, ME3 had the same as 2 but if i don't remember wrong, ME2 was better in that aspect.

  • @mr.cooper8148
    @mr.cooper8148 Před 2 lety +60

    "Shepard.... Please"
    She knows it's going to be a shitshow.
    Like a kid asking their parent not to embarrass them.

    • @stevenlittrel2648
      @stevenlittrel2648 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Tail five seconds later “it’s fun watching you shout.”

  • @ArthKryst
    @ArthKryst Před 2 lety +515

    As much as I sympathize with Admiral Koris with his efforts to just have people move on from the fucking geth, he gets brutally beaten down 😂

    • @danielharvison7510
      @danielharvison7510 Před 2 lety +118

      To be honest, in ME2 I really didn't like him. He sorta made sense in some ways, but it wasn't till ME3 that I saw him as the only Admiral to make sense out of the lot of them.

    • @bgill6623
      @bgill6623 Před 2 lety +66

      They literally made a mad scientist one of their highest ranking officials! No wonder they lost their world to synthetics of their own creation.

    • @combinecommando001
      @combinecommando001 Před 2 lety +74

      @@danielharvison7510 He was basically the only one who sought peace or at least have his people move on and find a new world to settle on, but their culture since their exile was based on their idea of their wayward home lost to them by the great enemy. It's ironically a form of indoctrination that was used to keep the fires of conflict burning bright in the hearts of the Quarians. He saw beyond that but try to forcefully drag your people to change their views when everyone is against you for it, it's no wonder he was so harsh in ME2, Tali's father was 100% for war and Tali was mostly for it too, so he had a rather low opinion of her. Though if you succeed with the trial and the following conflict between Tali and Legion, she sees his views and believes peace is possible as well, so he's grown wiser and more soft spoken in ME3

    • @gavinduke2107
      @gavinduke2107 Před 2 lety +11

      ME3 made him my favorite, aside'Raan and obviously Tali.

    • @chillax319
      @chillax319 Před 2 lety +10

      I like that Shepard in this scene does not makes any favourites. He disses them all.

  • @chadmancillas8506
    @chadmancillas8506 Před 2 lety +160

    Tali, get your things! We're leaving! Before this cruddy ship burns to the ground...

  • @Epicgirl368
    @Epicgirl368 Před 2 lety +38

    “Where’s your evidence commander”
    “My evidence is that I made it the fuck up”

    • @eric_moore-6126
      @eric_moore-6126 Před měsícem +2

      "My evidence is that _you_ made it the f*ck up"

  • @spazzyphantasm
    @spazzyphantasm Před 2 lety +79

    You know for a fact that Tali is fogging up her visor after that display from Shepard. "Germs be damned I'm getting me some of that tonight!" lol Always my favorite romance option.

  • @adamloga3788
    @adamloga3788 Před 2 lety +192

    Okay, new goal for the Tali Loyalty mission.

    • @guyver441
      @guyver441 Před 2 lety +4

      Use "the Chewbacca defense"!

  • @thomash8408
    @thomash8408 Před 2 lety +48

    Funnily enough, this was the nicest my Shepard had been throughout the entire series. I made it so he interacts with the crew kindly, but he hates talking to other people other than his crew

  • @gerstein03
    @gerstein03 Před 2 lety +27

    I love how Shepard is prepared to just leave but when Koris calls it a formal proceeding he turns around, storms back up, and verbally bitchslaps the court

  • @michealdrake3421
    @michealdrake3421 Před rokem +14

    Tali's trial is easily my favorite renegade moment. That goes double if you bring Legion.
    There's also Tali's follow up comment, "It's been a long time since anyone shouted down the admirals like that...I think they needed it.

  • @deadaccount87
    @deadaccount87 Před 2 lety +133

    I was so excited to use this option during my Renegade playthrough and I couldn't stop laughing

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 Před 2 lety +72

    I love how being renegade still lets you do things that would be considered the best option, rather then having the only way to get Tali off the hook is to be a good guy. they let you be an asshole in favor of doing the right thing. and that's great!

    • @ever611
      @ever611 Před 8 měsíci

      Renegade is not being an asshole, It is about being ruthless

  • @supermanlypunch
    @supermanlypunch Před 2 lety +25

    This is why 2 is my favorite, in 1 renegade choices mostly felt like Shepard was just being a giant prick for no reason. In 2 you get more stuff like this which feels like an actual reasonable choice you would want.

    • @La-hora-del-terror
      @La-hora-del-terror Před rokem +6

      I'm a paragon man (well...i always choose what i would do if i was there and i really go for paragon most of the time) but we can't forget our man Shepard back in 2183 saying "You big stupid jellyfish"

  • @Biggestpoppa
    @Biggestpoppa Před 2 lety +56

    As a lawyer, I swear, by almighty god, this is true and correct to my knowledge and belief.

  • @WebbanationX
    @WebbanationX Před 2 lety +249

    This gives me the sudden urge to do everybody's loyalty mission and fail them miserably for some reason

    • @WFanatic502
      @WFanatic502 Před 2 lety +18

      The ones I could fail, I've done that lol. Fun fact, if you save right before going into this room, you can submit evidence to the admirals and see what happens, even beat the rest of the game if you wish, but then just reload the save. Tali gets so fucking pissed at Shepard.

    • @WebbanationX
      @WebbanationX Před 2 lety +4

      I've never been douchey enough to betray my homie even in Renegade runs but I really wanna do it now XD

    • @WFanatic502
      @WFanatic502 Před 2 lety +11

      @@WebbanationX What got me able to do it was... sheer curiosity. Sometimes you just want to jump into a frozen lake... just to have a new experience. ... metaphorically. Lol

    • @aaron75fy
      @aaron75fy Před 2 lety +4

      you can't fail them all, think Jacob Miranda Jack Garrus Grunt Legion Mordin and Kasumi have perimeter points that prevent it so you have to settle for half fails

    • @WFanatic502
      @WFanatic502 Před 2 lety +8

      @@aaron75fy There are only 3 characters I know of you can attempt the loyalty mission with and not get their loyalty by completing the mission.
      Tali
      Thane
      Zaeed
      Everyone else you automatically get their loyalty. That's 3 of 13. Not even half.
      That said, it is still tempting to see what the worst case scenario looks like. Lol

  • @markokeefe1618
    @markokeefe1618 Před 2 lety +36

    Love how he drags each of them for filth and they're just like yeah u right

  • @Tayvin4042
    @Tayvin4042 Před 2 lety +12

    As a Paragon player, I have to admit there are times when the Renegade option is so much more satisfying. This is definitely one of those times.

  • @chillax319
    @chillax319 Před 2 lety +161

    God bless save editing. I started the game out with basically half the renegade bar full so Shepard looked basically fully scarred through the game and was "healing up" with time due to my mostly paragon gameplay.
    But here I did the same. Shepard was pissed with how Tali was treated through that whole ordeal, how they send her to her probable death and how she wasn't aware of her father fate before the trail.
    I like quarians but ironically my Shepard is more compassionate towards krogans than them. Screaming at them, punching their general in the stomach and so on. Unlike with krogans leaders my Shepard felt about quarians that he will save them despite them trying really hard to effing die.

    • @friendlyfrenzy3498
      @friendlyfrenzy3498 Před 2 lety +7

      Yo he deserved that punch, I do that in every paragon playthrough

    • @griffin5653
      @griffin5653 Před 2 lety +6

      @@friendlyfrenzy3498 yeah that fucker tried to blow us up with the Geth Dreadnought

    • @kuronanestimare
      @kuronanestimare Před 2 lety +15

      The difference is the Krogan Listen when Quarian Admirals don't. Sure, things got hot on Sur Khesh but they stood down when we told them to and ultimately only betray the Galaxy if you sabotage the cure.
      The Quarians almost killed us over *one ship*. An incredibly good soldier, who potentially saved one of their ships and possibly half a dozen Quarians lives in the last game, who was also is the acting Alliance Attache and possibly Council Spectre. Han'Gerrel is lucky all he got was a gut punch and an eviction, we would have been morally and politically justified to shoot him.

    • @et3inuyasha
      @et3inuyasha Před 2 lety +17

      To be fair, screaming at the krogans and punching their leaders is a good diplomatic strategy.

    • @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013
      @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 Před 2 lety +7

      Honestly, *everyone* should be more sympathetic toward the Krogan than the Quarians. The Krogan are willing to fight to save the future of intelligent life so long as you're willing to help guarantee they'll have a future to fight for. The Quarians are so obsessed with reclaiming a mythologized version of their past that they started a suicidal war at the worst possible moment, and you need to actively go out of your way to save them from extinction.

  • @aarondolney4178
    @aarondolney4178 Před 2 lety +22

    Damn Shepard has such sheer badassary. he had such Tenacity in his convictions that he single-handedly shut them down by not even trying.

  • @VBadBaboon
    @VBadBaboon Před 2 lety +39

    When I first got to this moment in the game I understood the appeal of being renegade.

  • @Lunarian3575
    @Lunarian3575 Před 2 lety +51

    I don't care if I'm a paragon or a Middle ground Sheperd. But I always choose this when I get to this part. It's just too dang good.

    • @yogerrry
      @yogerrry Před 2 lety +6

      But if you are a paragon you don't have enough renegade points to do this

    • @AB-vp9mi
      @AB-vp9mi Před 2 lety +9

      @@yogerrry One reason I liked ME3's rep system over this.

    • @Lunarian3575
      @Lunarian3575 Před 2 lety +3

      @@yogerrry I like to sometimes to be equal on para and Rene. But if I do have the points to choose this I usually do.

  • @malkir_ion
    @malkir_ion Před 2 lety +112

    Мне нравится, как Гаррус на фоне сидит такой "Вы продолжайте, я тут посижу пока"

    • @hushpool3915
      @hushpool3915 Před 2 lety +11

      А в мыслях: "Блин, я горжусь тем, что работаю под его командованием! Так умыть политиков-изоляционистов - это какие же яйца надо иметь?"

    • @darckspace1169
      @darckspace1169 Před 2 lety +1

      @@hushpool3915 в мыслях только КАЛИБРОВКА

    • @nullhazard7569
      @nullhazard7569 Před 2 lety

      @@darckspace1169 THERE IS ONLY CALIBRATION.

  • @hugosinclair6798
    @hugosinclair6798 Před 2 lety +9

    nothing better than Sheppard saying "tali is awesome" and then walking out to get her loyalty and not exiled, plus it's hilarious

  • @GunnerM60
    @GunnerM60 Před 2 lety +10

    I just did this option in my most recent Renegade playthrough and honestly I love it when Shepherd jumps down the Admirals throats!
    Then when you talk to Kal'Reegar afterward he's like, "Damn Shepherd! Bout time someone gave them a good talking."

  • @proudlyinsane9561
    @proudlyinsane9561 Před 2 lety +9

    The renegade option in the mass effect games is just textbook "I have a gun and an incomprehensible kill-count, shut the fuck up."

    • @happylighttales
      @happylighttales  Před 2 lety

      Lol.
      That's basically it.

    • @blademaster2390
      @blademaster2390 Před 5 měsíci +3

      That is *exactly* what it is.
      Heck, there’s a renegade line that basically says “I let 10,000 innocent people die, including some of the most powerful individuals in the galaxy. For your own sake, I hope you have a better plan than to hope I have sympathy.”

    • @Kspice9000
      @Kspice9000 Před 6 dny

      ​@@blademaster2390god damn.... that line alone has me interested in playing.

  • @TheMagickHat77
    @TheMagickHat77 Před 2 lety +15

    Not gonna lie. When Shepard thrust his hand out, I expected there to be a gun in that hand. Then I hear the way he shoots down the council with a few choice words and I'm like "Naw, he didn't need a gun."

    • @ricepatty5258
      @ricepatty5258 Před 2 lety +6

      That’s renegade in a nutshell. Does direct psychological damage and ignores armor, shields, and barriers.

  • @JonnyHorseman
    @JonnyHorseman Před 2 lety +3

    "Hi, I'm Commander Shepard, you know you have rights? The codex says you do"

  • @cosmogcrusader5546
    @cosmogcrusader5546 Před 2 lety +9

    "Tali Zorah, in light of your Commander making us shit ourselves today, we do not find sufficient evidence to convict."

    • @guyver441
      @guyver441 Před 2 lety

      I swear I heard that one guy choke on his own bile in flustered guilt! 🤐

    • @shaantitus1538
      @shaantitus1538 Před 2 lety +1

      Admiral Korris "And I am glad I wore my brown pants today."

  • @ZeFluffyKnight
    @ZeFluffyKnight Před 2 lety +7

    "That's a nice argument Commander, care to back it up with a source?"
    "My source is that I made it the fuck up!"

  • @dextergrif2019
    @dextergrif2019 Před 2 lety +7

    I love Garrus just sitting there in the background like “Can we go home please Shepard?”

  • @dutchvanderlinde9304
    @dutchvanderlinde9304 Před 2 lety +35

    He's a really good lawyer.

    • @happylighttales
      @happylighttales  Před 2 lety +6

      You should hire him to sue the Pinkertons and make your dreams of Tahiti real :)

  • @hagoromootsutski9058
    @hagoromootsutski9058 Před 2 lety +16

    As an aspiring lawyer, I hope to make Shepard proud!

  • @kamen42
    @kamen42 Před 2 lety +12

    I don't think I ever saw this version. And it's the most awesome one.

  • @DoodTheDud
    @DoodTheDud Před 2 lety +19

    Man I loved this part, it's been so long. I wanted to make "This is a formal proceeding!" into a reaction image at the time.

    • @dhwwiiexpert
      @dhwwiiexpert Před 2 lety

      There’s still time to make that a meme. With all the arguing going on in the world, the timing is perfect!

    • @darkassasinmerfolkii4393
      @darkassasinmerfolkii4393 Před rokem

      DO IT.
      And send me a link, please

  • @michaelkaduck1915
    @michaelkaduck1915 Před 2 lety +15

    I'm Commander Shepard and I vouch for my crew, not the political gain of those who use them!

  • @AceStation22
    @AceStation22 Před 2 lety +7

    Koris spluttering in complete shock and defeat will always make me happy. I always play Paragon shep but goddamn renegade shep has some absolute badass moments

  • @MuchKoku
    @MuchKoku Před 2 lety +55

    "Commander Shepard. Do you have any new evidence to submit before the court?"
    "You know what date is on this coin?"
    "....not guilty."

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi Před měsícem

      Coin?
      I don't get this reference. Unless it's an Ultrakill one

  • @thealgerian3285
    @thealgerian3285 Před 2 lety +18

    "Yeah, murmur it up, D-bags."

  • @themadspartan
    @themadspartan Před 2 lety +19

    "Get Fucked"~ Driver Nephi

  • @WizardkingAlpha1
    @WizardkingAlpha1 Před 2 lety +6

    I love how garrus is just sitting back there just watching events unfold

  • @thescowl6971
    @thescowl6971 Před 2 lety +9

    0:21 I wish there was a Renegade prompt here where Shepard punches and dents the railing in front of the admirals. Just to really hammer the point home.

  • @basedkaiser5352
    @basedkaiser5352 Před 2 lety +5

    I like how Garrus is just sitting in the background not saying shit lol

  • @zaragachizanparo4948
    @zaragachizanparo4948 Před 2 lety +2

    I love the spit-stutter Koris makes at 0:28.

  • @RimshotKiller
    @RimshotKiller Před 2 lety +3

    I loved when the games sometimes gave you the option to do cool Paragon/Renegade shit even when you specialized otherwise. Hitting the lady in the face - twice - in ME3 was the best thing ever, even as Paragon Shep.

  • @anders8461
    @anders8461 Před 2 lety +3

    Johnny Depp need renegade Shepard now!

  • @cinders5305
    @cinders5305 Před 2 lety +4

    Gets asked if he's got any evidence, basically replies with, "fuck all y'all, I'm outta here." Best lawyer ever

  • @CYB3R2K
    @CYB3R2K Před 3 měsíci +1

    Shepard:
    "THE HELMET DOESN'T FIT... IF IT DOESN'T FIT YOU MUST ACQUIT"

  • @TheAYM91
    @TheAYM91 Před 2 lety +14

    I hope the new Mass Effect game has Shepard as the main Portagonist. The connection with Shepard is so good, it's hard to express into words. One of the best characters in gaming history.

    • @Level_Eleven
      @Level_Eleven Před 2 lety +6

      Fight like a Krogan, run like a leopard…
      You’ll never be better than Commander Shepard

    • @thecreed1212
      @thecreed1212 Před 2 lety

      @@Level_Eleven that's funny because I literally named my character leopard shepard 😂

  • @JonnyWalker9888
    @JonnyWalker9888 Před 2 lety +3

    Stuff like this makes me miss renegade options in Andromeda. I miss being a badass...

  • @lamechseffects
    @lamechseffects Před 2 lety +3

    Shephard: "It's just so easy being evil. And I do it all for free. F**k this court. Tali, we're gonna leave."

  • @snipermonke4life345
    @snipermonke4life345 Před rokem +2

    Commander Shepard: Ace Attorney

  • @midtown3221
    @midtown3221 Před 2 lety +8

    I wanna replay the entire trilogy just to be Shepargade now XD

  • @feenger2758
    @feenger2758 Před rokem +4

    Dude, thank you for making this video, it made me finally play the whole trilogy. I think i wasted over 500 hours of my life since that day.

    • @feenger2758
      @feenger2758 Před rokem +1

      Time i enjoyed wasting was not wasted or something like that

  • @Shashou1987
    @Shashou1987 Před rokem +3

    My OC watching from the Lucid dream coma: "I like this one. I want to keep him. And if anything happened to him I will kill the galaxy then myself" *Proceeds to repeat watch the Trial*

  • @jakeadnams
    @jakeadnams Před 2 lety +1

    He just leaves the admirals flabbergasted 😂

  • @TheRewasder97
    @TheRewasder97 Před měsícem +1

    Paragon Shepard: befriends all peoples
    Renegade Shepard: defends his people

  • @ardoronro6677
    @ardoronro6677 Před 2 lety +3

    I really wanted him to yell OBJECTION! at least once at the time. XD

  • @Kpimpmaster
    @Kpimpmaster Před 2 lety +4

    I like how Shepherd just calls them out on their bullshit and ends the trial then and there

  • @starhew2868
    @starhew2868 Před rokem +2

    Makes me wish I had the renegade points to do this lol. The rally the crowd option was pretty satisfying though

  • @MrLmgg
    @MrLmgg Před 2 lety +2

    yeah im missing game like this.
    action + exploration + story + side story + costumization both appearence and mechanic.

  • @mhc706
    @mhc706 Před 2 lety +3

    Being a badass is always the answer

  • @ColonelZoren
    @ColonelZoren Před 2 lety +3

    "When you're out of options, negate the terms of the trial."

  • @jonjslima6150
    @jonjslima6150 Před 3 měsíci

    0:25 And that's why we all love Garrus: my guy is up there on the stairs, just waiting for the fire to start.

  • @lasonris8934
    @lasonris8934 Před 2 lety +2

    "Well we had evidence, but they ran away when Shepard started talking!"

  • @WhiteManOnCampus
    @WhiteManOnCampus Před 2 lety +3

    This is tied for me with Renegade Shepard's response to Khalisa that she disrespects all those who died on the Citadel by trying to use them as a gotcha point. "They deserve better than you."

  • @TheTiredYoungin
    @TheTiredYoungin Před 2 lety +8

    This is a Formal Preceding…
    Shephard: Preceed Deez Nutz…

  • @RexNoLa
    @RexNoLa Před 10 měsíci

    "I have nothing BUT contempt for this court!" energy

  • @ShepardCZ
    @ShepardCZ Před 2 lety +1

    Renegade Shepard yelling at everyone around him is the best :D

  • @lordhezen5626
    @lordhezen5626 Před 2 lety +6

    I prefer rallying the crowd though I love just basically saying f*ck off to the admirals on a renegade run

  • @Spartan322
    @Spartan322 Před 2 lety +6

    Technically if this was a true formal proceeding in a court, blasting the judge would probably get you thrown out and a rushed sentence, and technically the "formal proceeding" in the game is actually rather dumb because the Admirals are both the prosecutors and the jury, they intend to find guilt with the defendant and they decide the outcome.

    • @juliagoetia
      @juliagoetia Před 2 lety +1

      Well, it is basically a military tribunal. All of Quarian society is under martial law.

    • @jaydenshepard7928
      @jaydenshepard7928 Před 2 lety +1

      Well they could always just shoot their way out, they’ve shot their way out of crazier shit than that, hard to say how far renegade Shepard would actually go if they tried to stop him lol

  • @JoeMartinez18
    @JoeMartinez18 Před 21 dnem

    I love Garrus in the background just looking like he is sulking

  • @Cneq
    @Cneq Před 2 lety +45

    man where the hell did good rpgs like this go, the industry really has gone down hill

    • @SpiritofNature
      @SpiritofNature Před 2 lety +1

      Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous has such moments.

    • @boethia7367
      @boethia7367 Před 2 lety +1

      There's a trailer for Mass Effect 4 out now...I think it's hints you get to be Shepherd again.

    • @Level_Eleven
      @Level_Eleven Před 2 lety +3

      @@boethia7367 Somebody has never said their face is tired

    • @SirJack3
      @SirJack3 Před 2 lety +1

      Just because you don't know about them doesn't mean they don't exist.

    • @boethia7367
      @boethia7367 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Level_Eleven That's Andromeda and I hope it's not a repeat.

  • @ainfaiz6201
    @ainfaiz6201 Před 2 lety +14

    He's not a good lawyer, he's just literally high.
    The red eyes is the only evidence I need

    • @abrahamjohn3665
      @abrahamjohn3665 Před 2 lety

      Abject! I stand by my defendant with extensive proof with medical records my client had lost his eyes with many other body parts organs and was given augmented synthetics parts for survival and basic body function to live from death clutch of being spaced from a space battle and listed MIA with .001 survival rate.

  • @dextergrif2019
    @dextergrif2019 Před 2 lety +1

    This is legit a fantastic speech. This is what I was thinking during the entire quest

  • @GenPellizzaroCSMGDF
    @GenPellizzaroCSMGDF Před 2 lety

    Rally the crowd works also like a charm