@@211Shinobu I just imagine Miranda's reaction to that headbutt, watching Shepard collide head on with a Krogon mid-tirade to shut him up, thinking about the spinal backlash and compression that must've just occured: "Oh god, there goes the last of the warranty on Project Lazurus! Our budget will never financially recover from this..."
Well, maybe not the *only* parental figure. He was on that ship with Joker, EDI, Miranda, Jacob, Garrus, Mordin, Zaeed, Kasumi, Jack, Tali, Thane, Samara, Kelly, Donnelly, and Daniels. Sakes alive, this kid is fucked.
@@martindovah3810 there are others on the ship yes. But Shepard is the one who primarily interacts with him. Most of the crew are closer to aunts and uncles.
Remember grunt was found by Shepherd by oquirrh the krogan who made him he acted like a child when Shepherd wake him up of course he attack when Shepherd offered her arm to hold him back and the other one was armed
@@roswellcrashsurvivor6726 yeah measuring waking up and have no idea what where the f*** you are at and all of a sudden one hand holding you back in the other one armed you look down here like ha
I always found it cute how Shepard and Grunt silently acknowledge each other as Parent and Child. Garrus suggesting they take him to a strip club was almost to much for me
What makes the "how were those noodles?" line even better is that earlier in the game Grunt says something like "This is what passes for food??", while showing mild disgust at the idea of trying them Meanwhile Drunk Grunt got caught because he stopped to buy noodles in the first place
@@211Shinobu lmao I’ll keep that in mind for my future play through I can’t keep track of how many times I’ve played through the trilogy now in the remastered version
Everything is top-tier, but what I especially love is that there was no mention of Grunt lighting the ryncol before throwing it. That shit just spontaneously combusted and the Krogen drink it. Absolute metal.
@@211Shinobu "You'll set of radiological alarms after you drink it." "Put more of the... The stuff... The stuff in the thing the... Stuff goes in." "Your funeral."
One is the jaded grandpa, the other is the funny junior. Both are badasses and equally hilarious. Damn you bioware, not letting us have wrex as teammate for tuchanka missions atleast (This is after me getting super disappointed in ME3 thanks to the GCN review)
Grunt is such a good character and shows what Shepard would of been like as a parent after all, they was the first person Grunt saw, makes sence he bonded to them
Amazing "They sprayed us down with riot foam. Didn't work so well on me though." *"And why is that?"* "Because I was on fire? You know from the car? C'mon Shepard keep up."
The thing that got me was the doctor not even acknowledging the scream. He was just like, "Hmm, if these are corre-" * AHHHHHHH * "-ct the patient is allergic to standard stuff. Will need to make some calls later and collect my winnings from the pool, the krogan really did try to escape."
1:47 To this day I swear this would’ve been 10 times more hilarious if, when Grunt wizzed past, the Salarian paused his work and looked up briefly. Not looking towards the window, but still facing forward, with a “What the fuck was that” expression.
i find it more hilarious that he didnt react at all. sort of a "yup, same shit as always" reaction, like hes not even surprised anymore, this has happened so many times that its not worth interrupting his work.
Uncle/Grandpa role should go to Wrex He literally calls him Junior all the time and acts like the chaotic uncle. Garrus : the skeptical/occasionally clueless uncle/dad(if your Shep is romancing him)
Grunt has easily got some of the best dialogue and content in the entire trilogy. There's a *VERY* hard to get scene at the end of ME2 where Shepard calls the group holding the line and Grunt answers with : "Shepard! You're missing it! It's God-damn glorious! I'll climb out on their bodies!" - Grunt is like 2nd from the bottom in rank for answering Shep's call so practically everyone has to be dead for it to occur.
You just gotta love your krogans. While everyone hates on Andromeda, I always make sure to take Drack along. He's got the best dialog. Love my krogan grandpa.
I love how grunt is all sparkly eyed about fighting the rachni. Also grunt has good throwing form for that bottle. Anyone ever try to teach Krogan baseball?
@@211Shinobu well if they're doing that and we're talking xovers, we'd have to make sure to bring Moe Cronin from Fallout 4 to watch and give him some popcorn to eat while he's there. You know, to give some "historical" critique of their performance! XD maybe with hotdogs and ice cold gwinnet beer.
My paragon MaleShep acted like a Daddy to Grunt and made him apologize too. 😄But the dialogue he got after the noodles, it was different. He said "You're my hero, Grunt." 😁
"C'mon Shepard, keep up" may be my favorite line in the trilogy. I've played through the ME series a number of times and I'll find myself saying it when I'm not playing well. Hell, I've used it hiking to motivate myself to get up the next hill.
You can just feel the motherly instincts here with Shepard when Grunt gets caught. And Garrus being a proud dad is simply sweet, if he had been there he would have likely been more playgul but disciplined at the same time. Hope these 3 interacted with each other more in later games.
@@mr.someoneudontkno698 Go to the terminal in Shepard's apt and get the emails for the various meetups with EDI, VS, Liara, etc. Do those meetups and leave the apt. When you come back you should have new meetup emails. Keep doing them until you get an email from C-sec asking you to come clear up an incident with a krogan. Leave the apartment and you should see a Turian C-se officer standing out on the Silversun strip. Click him and the scene should start.
Y’know I don’t know why now, but suddenly I legit want Molotov Cocktails full of ryncol as a weapon in Mass Effect. I mean if it can light a car on fire, imagine what it can do against a Banshee or a Brute.
Can't we just take him to omega and buy him a few dances? If my dad suggested that when my brother and I were going through puberty our aunts and female cousins would've given him a glare that would make batman proud.
@@blossomherd3921 It would be pretty terrifying! I don't know how quickly Krogan age -- it might be bad if the little Krogan are still kids by the time Garrus and Shepard are about to die of old age.
@211Shinobu well Drack from Andremeda is 1500+ if I remember right. And Turians lived to bout 200 and humans in ME live to bout 150? . But I sure that's plenty time for them to pick up a few tips and tricks before mummy and daddy pass. Lol
I was watching this while I was brushing my teeth and I almost spat toothpaste all over my computer. Grunt is best murder and mayhem child. Thank you for putting this absolute gem together.
And this is why Krogan are Best Characters. Garrus being the uncle and Shep the parent is probably the best dynamic in the series. Anyone who lets grunt die, WILLINGLY, is obviously indoctrinated.
I had completely forgotten about the “Grunt Goes Wild” bit. I laughed myself silly first time I saw him fall out the window, laughed myself silly once again!
So, Grunt jumped out of a window, decided to climb and take pictures at the krogan memorial, set a C-Sec car on fire, hijacked said car while still on fire and then decided to stop just to eat noodles. He's a true krogan!
Garrus: Shepard, Grunt has been apprehended... Again. Shepard: *sigh* What did he do this time? Garrus:... Would you like to hear the long or the short version?
I was playing as male shepherd and after grunt gave his opinion on the noodles? My shepherd said, “Grunt, you are my hero”. Bursted out laughing at that point
I’m just gonna say it they may be tough to handle but in the end the Krogan can be the best damn sqadmate around Scary but Lovable Wrex, Grunt and Drak I can’t wait to find out if we have another Krogan with us
@@211Shinobu I know right and I hope they are just as amazingly written as Wrex, Grunt and Drak…who knows maybe they’ll be a female Krogan…anything is possible
Grunt and Legion are definitely my big faves. A shame we didn't get more Grunt content. I'd almost say its criminal that we didn't have him with us more in ME3.
I love Grunt. I love Wrex. I love Baccara. Trying to wipe out a great race of fun-loving Krogan is just nasty! If you feel otherwise, go stand in the corner with the Dunce hat on...please.
@@kwc0435 There are only two good things about Wreav: 1. He's voiced by Micheal Dorn, aka Worf, aka, the "OG Krogan". 2. With him in charge instead of Wrex, you actually have the option of saving Mordin from his fate at the top of the weather tower, so Mordin lives on as a Crucible asset. Still not worth shooting Wrex on Virmire though...
By the love of all, I adore this scene. FemShep is really like a mom and Grunt the rebellious teenager. The fact that at the end the conversation ends with "I love you, Grunt" with his reaction being his usual "heh heh heh." makes me laugh hysterically. Never fails. My favorite combo when it comes to squad is with Grunt, Garrus and Tali, romance with Garrus on FemShep, romance Tali with MaleShep.
They tryed to stop Grunt with riot foam... but rhey couldn't. Why??? CUZ HE WAS ON FIRE!! Man, this lil fella is the best thing the galaxy ever seen xD
Also, I just love the fact that yes other commenters, Grunt called in his mom after getting arrested... Aaaand the way the officer is like "What did you think you were signing?" when FemShep offers to pay for the damages... this whole DLC was just aces!
This scene was one of my top 5 favs in the entire trilogy. The scene where Grunt tells Shepard to leave and he’ll cover them is the only one that had me in bits. The fact that if you didn’t do his loyalty mission in ME2 meant that he died in that scene. Heh heh heh ❤
I cried watching the looks he ans Shep gave each other as they realized he was sacrificing himself -- and then I laughed through my tears when he showed up at the end asking for something to eat. "I love you, Grunt."
Remember. Shephard is Grunt's only real parental figure. His attitude and personality is a direct result of Shephard's parenting.
She even modeled headbutting for him on Tuchanka!
@@211Shinobu I just imagine Miranda's reaction to that headbutt, watching Shepard collide head on with a Krogon mid-tirade to shut him up, thinking about the spinal backlash and compression that must've just occured: "Oh god, there goes the last of the warranty on Project Lazurus! Our budget will never financially recover from this..."
@@sklaWlivE I try to wear a helmet for that encounter, otherwise I think Shepard would have a concussion.
Well, maybe not the *only* parental figure. He was on that ship with Joker, EDI, Miranda, Jacob, Garrus, Mordin, Zaeed, Kasumi, Jack, Tali, Thane, Samara, Kelly, Donnelly, and Daniels.
Sakes alive, this kid is fucked.
@@martindovah3810 there are others on the ship yes. But Shepard is the one who primarily interacts with him. Most of the crew are closer to aunts and uncles.
Grunt's the only kid to get in trouble and ask the cops to call their mom.
Remember grunt was found by Shepherd by oquirrh the krogan who made him he acted like a child when Shepherd wake him up of course he attack when Shepherd offered her arm to hold him back and the other one was armed
I guess its different when you're a artificial tank-born Krogan and your 'Mom' is a Spectre
@@roswellcrashsurvivor6726 yeah measuring waking up and have no idea what where the f*** you are at and all of a sudden one hand holding you back in the other one armed you look down here like ha
Sadly, no
like any good kid should do
" Grunt. You apologize to the nice man for setting his car on fire. "
" But mom! "
"its either that or you're grounded until the reapers are dealt with young man"
"okay mom, sorry mr officer won't happen again"
@@Paratroopersteark”Very good, now let’s go back to the Normandy…and no we’re not getting Ice Cream on the way home”
"Don't you "Mom" me, young man!"
@@Mr2ghost2 very cold punishment
I always found it cute how Shepard and Grunt silently acknowledge each other as Parent and Child. Garrus suggesting they take him to a strip club was almost to much for me
I imagine Shepard giving Garrus a hard stare after that line!
@@211Shinobu knowing Shepherd that is most likely what happened.
@@Shashou1987 If only we could take Urz onto the Normandy we could have the perfect nuclear family.
@@211Shinobu you sure? I have a 100 thousand year old OC that likes to headbutt battle with Wrex.
@@Shashou1987 100K years is super ancient!
Grunt got arrested and basically said, "let me call my mom"
Who happens to be a SPECTRE.
My thoughts exactly. And he is the only one who can get by with it.
Grunts little gremlin laugh gets me every time
Heh heh heh!
Heh heh heh 😂
Heh heh heh
"little"
He is the embodiment of “hehehehehehe”
I’m taking Grunt’s “Heh heh heh” as his way of returning affection that people say to him.
Nice!
Reminds me of shinchan lol
@@vedritvik Crayon Shinchan?
@@211Shinobu yep
"I love you Grunt."
We all love Grunt, Shepard, we all love Grunt.
that's what being a parent is all about, loving your kid unconditionally no matter how much trouble they get into
Wrex is better... FAR better.
Grunt is my spirit animal
@@PerfectAlibi1 Wrex is our favorite uncle. Grunt is our child.
Grunt is a treasure and I could never concisely decided to kill him unless I’m indoctrinated.
I didn't always love him, but I tried Insanity and kept Garrus and Grunt with me for most of the game. Now he's my baby boy who loves sharks.
I have allways loved quarians, turians and krogan espesialy grunt and garrus
@@gabrielschultz7717 It's too bad we couldn't take Grunt in ME3. I wonder if he and Tali would have gotten along.
you can play as an indoctrinated shep?
@@VigorMortis413 no…
Unless you want to believe you are.
What makes the "how were those noodles?" line even better is that earlier in the game Grunt says something like
"This is what passes for food??", while showing mild disgust at the idea of trying them
Meanwhile Drunk Grunt got caught because he stopped to buy noodles in the first place
He was secretly curious!
@@211Shinobu so it would seem lmao
You can really tell Femshep cares about Grunt, almost like a son
I love how he gets forced to apologize for all things he did
Wasn’t that line in ME2? I remember hearing Grunt say something about noodles in ME2.
@@captainr800 Yes, if you take him to the Citadel by the ramen shop he mentions they look like worms and thinks they'd be gross.
If you take Grunt on Tali's loyalty mission during her trial, it looks like Grunt's been made to sit on the naughty step by Shepard.
Garrus does it too! He looks like he's a kindergartener at a school assembly!
Then there’s legion who gets stopped at the gates because he’s a yknow Geth
@@benjboiplays5403 Threaten to cough on the ship and they'll let him right in!
@@211Shinobu lmao I’ll keep that in mind for my future play through I can’t keep track of how many times I’ve played through the trilogy now in the remastered version
@@benjboiplays5403 It never really made sense to me to take Legion on Tali's loyalty mission, but it is kind of hilarious.
Everything is top-tier, but what I especially love is that there was no mention of Grunt lighting the ryncol before throwing it. That shit just spontaneously combusted and the Krogen drink it. Absolute metal.
Shepard drank ryncol once.
I expect the thrusters on the CSEC shuttle are what ignited it, but yes lol
@@Qaeta It's also radioactive!
@@211Shinobu "You'll set of radiological alarms after you drink it."
"Put more of the... The stuff... The stuff in the thing the... Stuff goes in."
"Your funeral."
@@WhenGoatsWentBaa If you're Turian, it'll kill ya!
I love that the car is still burning on the side and Shepard didn't even blink at it coming in and just ask to sign the papers.
She also has a macro for filling out "I got shot" paperwork, so she's seen it all, I guess!
@@211Shinobuwhere is that at?
She mentions the macro to Brooks the first time they meet up in Anderson's apartment. @@samfish90212
@@211Shinobu I'll have to watch out for it
I love the relationship Shepherd had with both Grunt and Wrex. Two of my favourite characters.
One is the jaded grandpa, the other is the funny junior.
Both are badasses and equally hilarious.
Damn you bioware, not letting us have wrex as teammate for tuchanka missions atleast
(This is after me getting super disappointed in ME3 thanks to the GCN review)
Her brother and adopted son. In my headcanon when she visits Tuchanka she's referred to as "Urdnot Shepard."
@@RedDrake110 At least you can take Wrex during the Citadel DLC!
@@211Shinobu i literally run Wrex in all the missions purely for the dialogue
(Much to the chagrin and disappointment of Tali and Liara)
@@RedDrake110 Wrex is great!
"I love you Grunt ❤"
Best part of the story there
One of their best interactions ever!
Grunt is such a good character and shows what Shepard would of been like as a parent after all, they was the first person Grunt saw, makes sence he bonded to them
Oh, I never considered Grunt imprinting on Shepard like a duckling! That is the cutest and scariest idea!
It was foreshadowed with the Tank-bred krogan that helps you during Grunt's recruitment mission. He said something about Shepard made him speak.
@@Kovugamez Very cool pickup! Shepard is the Krogan-whisperer.
...My FemShep and Liara's little blue daughters are going to have an older Krogan half-brother when they are born! :D
@@sklaWlivE Hell yeah! Can you imagine Grunt with little Asari climbing on him? So cute!
The car burning in the background and completely ignored until Grunt mentions it is really the cherry on top of that scene 👌🏼👌🏼
Nobody's even trying to put it out!
I like the made Shepard a sort maternal figure to him and Wrex is sort of wild crazy Uncle to Shepard, it's an interesting dynamic tbh
Wrex is everyone's crazy headbutting uncle! Tali even says so.
@@211Shinobucause she's crazy uncle's favorite ;)
Jennifer Hale was made for this role. She did such a stellar job!
Wrex/Shepard/Garrus is my favorite trio.
I love how se can be humorous sometimes, stern sometimes, and sometimes make me cry.
Mark is better tho
@@67silverhazeynah
Mark Meer ain't no slouch neither, can't imagine any other pair of VAs in the role personally lol
Grunt takes "being a parent is challenging" to a whole new level.
Kids aren't 7'6" and 750 lbs
Breaking out of hospitals, vandalism, battery, grand theft. The Citadel DLC is basically Grunt going through his teenage rebellious phase.
Party teen Grunt!
Grunt is the reason I tried the Mass Effect trilogy (I found a gif of him laughing).
He's inside my heart
He called you. Heh heh heh!
Amazing
"They sprayed us down with riot foam. Didn't work so well on me though."
*"And why is that?"*
"Because I was on fire? You know from the car? C'mon Shepard keep up."
Him falling out the window made me do a literal spit-take the first time I played the DLC
I choked because I was drinking water and spontaneously erupted into laughter
Dlc?
@@kj4920 I'm 90 percent sure it's from the "Citadel" DLC
@@hartattack2739 It is yeah!
The thing that got me was the doctor not even acknowledging the scream. He was just like, "Hmm, if these are corre-" * AHHHHHHH * "-ct the patient is allergic to standard stuff. Will need to make some calls later and collect my winnings from the pool, the krogan really did try to escape."
1:47 To this day I swear this would’ve been 10 times more hilarious if, when Grunt wizzed past, the Salarian paused his work and looked up briefly. Not looking towards the window, but still facing forward, with a “What the fuck was that” expression.
That made me laugh. "Nah, I must have imagined it."
i find it more hilarious that he didnt react at all.
sort of a
"yup, same shit as always" reaction, like hes not even surprised anymore, this has happened so many times that its not worth interrupting his work.
@@boomerpro87 The krogan's escaped again. Whatever!
Dude really went "Krogans falling out the windows... Must be Wednesday already." 😂
No matter the gender, Shepherd is Grunt's mother. Garrus is a cool uncle, Tali a big sister.
My Shepard is romancing Garrus, so they're the adoptive parents.
Uncle/Grandpa role should go to Wrex
He literally calls him Junior all the time and acts like the chaotic uncle.
Garrus : the skeptical/occasionally clueless uncle/dad(if your Shep is romancing him)
@@RedDrake110 I think Wrex also calls Grunt "Baby Pyjack" once.
Nah, grandpa role goes to Mordin
@Tomboy014
A bairn can hae two pairs of grandparents
Grunt has easily got some of the best dialogue and content in the entire trilogy.
There's a *VERY* hard to get scene at the end of ME2 where Shepard calls the group holding the line and Grunt answers with : "Shepard! You're missing it! It's God-damn glorious! I'll climb out on their bodies!" - Grunt is like 2nd from the bottom in rank for answering Shep's call so practically everyone has to be dead for it to occur.
I haven't seen that one, but it sounds very Grunt-like!
You just gotta love your krogans. While everyone hates on Andromeda, I always make sure to take Drack along. He's got the best dialog. Love my krogan grandpa.
I didn't love Andromeda is much as the OT, but I enjoyed it and wish we were getting to find out how that ends. Maybe in the next game.
I always take Drack and Peebee along. They have such a chemistry.
@@pticatori What are you, some kind of superhero?
What are you? Some kind of supervillain?
Yes.
Coool.
Always have a krogan on the team.
“We’re gonna rescue him and THEN I’M GONNA KILL ‘IM”
Lol that monotone apology Grunt gave at the end still takes me out all these years later 😂
Grunt's rote apology is so much like an 8 year old kid's.
The parents tag works extremely well actually... I thought it was goona be a real reach. Nice compilation.
Thanks! Garrus talks about adopting baby krogan with Shepard in London, so I just figured they started early.
With Garrus and FemShep it is the standard “Mom and Dad with a Child”
With Garrus and MaleShep it is “Two and a Half Men”
I love this.
I love how grunt is all sparkly eyed about fighting the rachni. Also grunt has good throwing form for that bottle. Anyone ever try to teach Krogan baseball?
I think if they beaned a guy with the ball he'd die!
@@211Shinobu not if its two teams of Krogan!
@@AnimeShinigami13 True! I think they'd wind up hitting each other with bats, though.
@@211Shinobu well if they're doing that and we're talking xovers, we'd have to make sure to bring Moe Cronin from Fallout 4 to watch and give him some popcorn to eat while he's there. You know, to give some "historical" critique of their performance! XD maybe with hotdogs and ice cold gwinnet beer.
i think you'd have better luck teaching them rugby. Seems more their style.
My paragon MaleShep acted like a Daddy to Grunt and made him apologize too. 😄But the dialogue he got after the noodles, it was different. He said "You're my hero, Grunt." 😁
Aww, that's cute too! I think I've heard male Shep say "I love you, Grunt" but am not sure what causes that to trigger.
@@211Shinobu
He says it only when you Fabricate the Story. 😂😂😂
@@KritoSkywaker Thank you!
@@KritoSkywaker I'll have to trigger that sometime.
Femshep - Stern mom that makes you apologize
Maleshep - Bail out your son by bullshit a story to the cops
"C'mon Shepard, keep up" may be my favorite line in the trilogy. I've played through the ME series a number of times and I'll find myself saying it when I'm not playing well. Hell, I've used it hiking to motivate myself to get up the next hill.
'Cuz I was on FIRE, you know, from the CAR?
Male Shepard," yeah this is a secret specter operation, nothin to see here"
Female Shepard," apologize to the poor man you pranked."
It's hard for me to decide which I like more.
You can just feel the motherly instincts here with Shepard when Grunt gets caught.
And Garrus being a proud dad is simply sweet, if he had been there he would have likely been more playgul but disciplined at the same time.
Hope these 3 interacted with each other more in later games.
omg I missed Grunts birthday talk every damn time I played through ME3 :OOO the Trilogy never fails to surprise one more time!
It's part of the Citadel DLC. It comes free with the Legendary Edition.
The trilogy has so much good stuff in it!
I still never got it and i olayed it. How do you trigger it
@@mr.someoneudontkno698 Go to the terminal in Shepard's apt and get the emails for the various meetups with EDI, VS, Liara, etc. Do those meetups and leave the apt. When you come back you should have new meetup emails. Keep doing them until you get an email from C-sec asking you to come clear up an incident with a krogan. Leave the apartment and you should see a Turian C-se officer standing out on the Silversun strip. Click him and the scene should start.
When i first heard shepherd say "I love you grunt," I almost cried with joy.
So heartwarming!
I love all the Krogan squad mates in the Mass Effect games. You’ve got Wrex, the Krogan uncle, Grunt, the Krogan son, and Drack, the Krogan grandpa.
I'm hoping to add Vorn as the Krogan brother-in-law. And when do we get a krogan mom?
That last bit 'So, how were those noodles?' made me laugh so hard. Especially considering what grunt thinks of human food LMAO
It's like worms!
Y’know I don’t know why now, but suddenly I legit want Molotov Cocktails full of ryncol as a weapon in Mass Effect. I mean if it can light a car on fire, imagine what it can do against a Banshee or a Brute.
Unfortunately those only power up krogan mercenary enemies…
may make the Brutes huge ass go on fire
Yeah, but then we’d never hear the end of it from Wrex and Grunt. “But why is the Ryncol gone?!”
I love his laugh and it's funny how she acts seriously infor of c-sec then goes to the very proud when c-sec leaves
She's (secretly) proud of her baby boy!
Shepard pointing to Grunt: see that krogan right there? That’s my boy!
So proud of him!
Garrus as Grunt's parent. That actually makes sense. He at least makes a cool uncle.
Shepard: GRUNT!!! Mama said to knock him out!
Battlemama!
Everytime I hear Grunt say 'Shepard' I hear it as 'Mom', at this point Shepard is going to mean 'hero' and 'mom' to the Krogan for centuries
I love that thought! In my headcanon the Krogan refer to her as Urdnot Shepard. "Shepard is my BattleMama. She has no equal."
He's my space son, I love him.
Best murder baby!
Can't we just take him to omega and buy him a few dances? If my dad suggested that when my brother and I were going through puberty our aunts and female cousins would've given him a glare that would make batman proud.
I'm sure she gave him A LOOK.
@@211Shinobu can't blame garrus. Asari dancers probably bring in the most money on omega 😂.
That laugh at the end..."I'm Spectre mommies favorite child...I'm untouchable." Smug little lizard.
He is our murder baby.
That scene on the Citadel! 😂 Kills me every time! 😂
1:45 No matter how many times I play through this game I can never stop myself from laughing my ass off at this cutscene.
I love how the Salarian completely ignores him falling past the window.
"Hea Hea Hea! " Love Grunt. ❤️
Grunt is best murder baby. When Garrus and Shepard talk about adopting Krogan in London I'm like "Little siblings for Grunt!"
@@211Shinobu can you imagine the fun and trouble!. Lol 😆 🤣
@@blossomherd3921 It would be pretty terrifying! I don't know how quickly Krogan age -- it might be bad if the little Krogan are still kids by the time Garrus and Shepard are about to die of old age.
@211Shinobu well Drack from Andremeda is 1500+ if I remember right. And Turians lived to bout 200 and humans in ME live to bout 150? . But I sure that's plenty time for them to pick up a few tips and tricks before mummy and daddy pass. Lol
@@blossomherd3921 Maybe Grunt and Wrex will take over the kids' education. Grunt can tell them about sharks!
"Now Grunt, you go to your cabin on the Normandy and think long and hard about what you've done."
And I'm restricting your extranet access for the next month, mister!
And no more ryncol for a whole month either.
Also, I'm confiscating your Claymore for now
@@RedDrake110 And I'm gonna tell Cortez and Vega to put the Claymore in a safe that's strong enough to survive a charging Krogan.
I've very much taken to calling Grunt "Krogan son" and Legion "Geth son".
Both of them are a bit naive about how the galaxy works...
Make me wanna play mass effect again.
Do it!
Just Do it!
Same here
XD Grunt getting caught because of noodles is hilarious! Like a normal moment with a teenager
I was watching this while I was brushing my teeth and I almost spat toothpaste all over my computer. Grunt is best murder and mayhem child. Thank you for putting this absolute gem together.
Thank you, that's high praise! If I can get someone to snort their drink or spit on their computer my day is made! 😆
Grunt's smug little froggy face at 1:11 when he looks at the C-Sec officer.
"See, told you so."
"My mom outranks you."
"Cuz I was on fire? From the car? Try to keep up Shepard."
That always makes me laugh.
Didnt know I needed this video
Grunt is so wholesome and murderous!
I could never get enough of Grunt's laugh
Hee~hee~hee~...
i usually end that expansion scene with you my hero grunt
Both are good, but I really like "I love you, Grunt"!
One of the reasons why the Citadel DLC is one of the best DLCs evah!!!! :>
So much fun! All the callbacks are amazing.
Such a treasure. I just love him 🤭❤️
I didn't appreciate him at first but now he's my boy.
My boy!
That last scene on the Citadel was hilarious. I've always loved that one.
Grunt is my spirit animal
And this is why Krogan are Best Characters. Garrus being the uncle and Shep the parent is probably the best dynamic in the series. Anyone who lets grunt die, WILLINGLY, is obviously indoctrinated.
If it weren't for Wrex, I'd use Grunt a lot more. Krogans are so wonderfully written in ME
I don't understand. Why not use Grunt in ME2?
“Just wait til your dad hears about this.”
He'll probably ask for a ride up to the top of the Presidium in the stolen car!
I had completely forgotten about the “Grunt Goes Wild” bit. I laughed myself silly first time I saw him fall out the window, laughed myself silly once again!
Glad I could remind you!
grunt: (sees burning bodys)
I'm hungry now for some reason
me: what a coincidence so am I
Barbecue. Mmmm.
GarrusXFemShep, TaliXMaleShep
Team Dextro is the best!
My femshep likes Liara, but I will say nobody loves Shepard harder than Garrus.
So, Grunt jumped out of a window, decided to climb and take pictures at the krogan memorial, set a C-Sec car on fire, hijacked said car while still on fire and then decided to stop just to eat noodles.
He's a true krogan!
I'm glad he got over his noodle aversion.
Garrus: Shepard, Grunt has been apprehended... Again.
Shepard: *sigh* What did he do this time?
Garrus:... Would you like to hear the long or the short version?
Always the long version! First because it's funnier, and second because I just like to hear Garrus talk.
And garrus can make the long version be funny and somewhat weird at the same time.
Max. Entertainment value
@@RedDrake110 You know it!
we love you, Grunt.
Grunts laugh
Is
FUCKING
LEGENDARY
Heh heh heh.
“Hanar get cold because they can’t wear sweaters.” - Drunk Grunt
Grunt falling from that window has me crying 😂😂😂😂
Look out for him, Garrus.
Papa Garrus will have a son who likes guns.
This went straight to the feels 😪
I was playing as male shepherd and after grunt gave his opinion on the noodles? My shepherd said, “Grunt, you are my hero”. Bursted out laughing at that point
I love this interaction so much!
Shepard is totally Grunt's mom
Yup, she is! She's the Battlemama!
Garrus: Should we have kids Shepard?
Shepard: Not sure if Grunt needs any siblings.
i have never seen the scene of him falling past the window... i fucking died
he he he my fav grunt voiceline
I love you Grunt
Heh heh heh.
Shepard telling grunt to say sorry remind's me of my primary school teacher
Yup! Who's been a naughty Krogan? You, Grunt!
@@211Shinobu I like the renegade response in it just funnier
@@chrissierra-5633 Operation Fire ... Cobra ... Claw. Shepard sucks at making up lies. Except for that stockboy.
I’m just gonna say it they may be tough to handle but in the end the Krogan can be the best damn sqadmate around Scary but Lovable
Wrex, Grunt and Drak I can’t wait to find out if we have another Krogan with us
From the looks of the teaser poster and the teaser trailer there will be a Krogan on the squad.
@@211Shinobu I know right and I hope they are just as amazingly written as Wrex, Grunt and Drak…who knows maybe they’ll be a female Krogan…anything is possible
@@javypotter1994 Yes! I also liked Vorn and Kesh in Andromeda. Vorn is like an ACTUAL Krogan scientist.
@@211Shinobu a Krogan scientist would be amazing
@@javypotter1994 He doesn't even make things that explode!
i hate it that they never made a scene out of grunt on fire charging at the cops while they try to foam him down
I don't know how they'd expect foam to stop a Krogan anyway. Or why fire makes one foam proof.
Grunt and Legion are definitely my big faves. A shame we didn't get more Grunt content. I'd almost say its criminal that we didn't have him with us more in ME3.
Our baby is all grown up!
If a krogan thinks the noodles are spicy, goddamn they have to be FIRE
It would be funny if big, tough Krogan were super intolerant of spicy food.
I love Grunt. I love Wrex. I love Baccara. Trying to wipe out a great race of fun-loving Krogan is just nasty!
If you feel otherwise, go stand in the corner with the Dunce hat on...please.
Wreav is less fun, though. Wrex is a bro.
@@211Shinobu Too true!
@@211Shinobu Wreav is just thresher maw bait
@@kwc0435 Truck excellent iron supplement for Kalross!
@@kwc0435 There are only two good things about Wreav: 1. He's voiced by Micheal Dorn, aka Worf, aka, the "OG Krogan". 2. With him in charge instead of Wrex, you actually have the option of saving Mordin from his fate at the top of the weather tower, so Mordin lives on as a Crucible asset.
Still not worth shooting Wrex on Virmire though...
By the love of all, I adore this scene. FemShep is really like a mom and Grunt the rebellious teenager.
The fact that at the end the conversation ends with "I love you, Grunt" with his reaction being his usual "heh heh heh." makes me laugh hysterically. Never fails.
My favorite combo when it comes to squad is with Grunt, Garrus and Tali, romance with Garrus on FemShep, romance Tali with MaleShep.
In this scene Grunt reminds me of an 8 year old human. Full of sass but still loves his momma.
They tryed to stop Grunt with riot foam... but rhey couldn't.
Why???
CUZ HE WAS ON FIRE!!
Man, this lil fella is the best thing the galaxy ever seen xD
I don't know how foam would stop a krogan anyway, even if he weren't on fire!
The ME3 Grunt scenes on the citadel need that music. It just ties everything together really good, man.
It's true. I stripped it out because my edits would make it stuttery. Maybe I should have added it back.
"I love you, Grunt"
"Heh..heh..heh..."
One of my favorite exchanges ever.
Thats my boy allright 😂
Grunts arrest story sounds like a group of US marines on leave
I love how the salairian just does not give a crap
Doctors gotta do paperwork!
He does not live long enough to deal with Grunt's BS
TOO MUCH WORK, MIND IS ON SPEED
Also, I just love the fact that yes other commenters, Grunt called in his mom after getting arrested... Aaaand the way the officer is like "What did you think you were signing?" when FemShep offers to pay for the damages... this whole DLC was just aces!
This scene was one of my top 5 favs in the entire trilogy. The scene where Grunt tells Shepard to leave and he’ll cover them is the only one that had me in bits. The fact that if you didn’t do his loyalty mission in ME2 meant that he died in that scene.
Heh heh heh ❤
I cried watching the looks he ans Shep gave each other as they realized he was sacrificing himself -- and then I laughed through my tears when he showed up at the end asking for something to eat.
"I love you, Grunt."