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Nobody likes you when you're 29
• Nobody likes you when ...
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Cody: *is 30*
My brain: "Cody is a 21 year old frat boy"
dude looks and acts like that
“here is your order, sir”
“uh, actually, it’s ‘bro’ to you”
He’d actually say that as a joke lol
He should do that if he got called sir
Don’t call me “sir,” BRO…
This is so good 😭
@@iwantsexseemyvideo1694 stfu
i’m starting to think he doesn’t want a bearded dragon
but he’s SO CUTE
They got rid of the dragon 😂
@@robhiggins7823 wait how?
@@janetliu5231 they ate him
Yo nice pfp
cody being bothered at the fact that there are no gifs is such a thirty year old thing
conversely, there being no gifs is such a thirty year old thing
Cody looks like fix it Felix
Wait is it pronounced gif or gif?
Gif
@@sam_cowan a soft g like in jelly and God
you’re telling me this fool is 30 and his name is fr cody
Cody doing cody things
that’s why he has the earring
Imagine a grandpa named cody...
Y’all too quick with this
I know right? Thats like..what he is n shit..crazy
cody’s canceled.
he’s not racist or whatever. just 30 years old and still named cody.
lmfao
Lol
Hes needs to go by his full name Codrick
Lol
Thordy.
19 minutes of Cody convincing himself he’s not 30
cody: “who’s doing adult coloring books???🤣😂🤣😂”
me at 17: 😔😔😔
Your not an adult yet
you got one more year fam, make the most o it
I mean I’m 16 and I relate to almost everything on this list. Like I need at least 9 hours of sleep a night but I’m still always tired and a I have a bad knee and back 😂
I’m 17 too but I draw a bunch of graffiti😭
Ayo you're not an adult yet *takes away coloring book*
You can tell he’s 30 because he genuinely enjoyed a buzzfeed article
ahh yes
Clicked for some Kelsey content ... got some bearded dragon hate
@Aviana Mendoza lol
I’m 21 years old, and the thought of a 5 day music festival makes me want to die
i’m 16 and being in a loud area makes me wanna die so same
@Sarah A *w h a t*
@Sarah A ohhhh ok yeah I'm not a cody fan so I wouldn't know
Same
i'm 14 and that seems like literal HELL
cody: my back hurts
also cody: *does a hand stand*
Omg penny!!! Love your vids 💙
Love you Penny!!
Omg it’s penny!!
What are you doing here Penny????
LMAO
Cody’s at that age where he wouldn’t pass as a high schooler but is close enough to play that role in a movie.
Laughsss in Riverdale
That’s so true if I saw him at a high school I would be scared but I can see him in a movie
You must be new here...Cody is actually 60 years old 👌🏽
Tokyo Drift in a nutshell
@Aviana Mendoza lol you're so so fucking funny too
It’s funny because the “Cody’s old” bullying is actually going to hit a lot harder now...
nah it will actually just get less funny and his viewers will get old too
We should probably stop with the old jokes now that he is actuall gonna get old in some time.
"everyone should wear sunblock all the time" sounds like something a 30yr old would say...
ok mullet boy
he doesnt even have a mullet he just has long hair
@@bearstein Yeahh was just a joke
he is tiger king at this point
This is not kurtis channel 😁
@@lauratroy13 lmaoooo you’re right
swear cody has like 8 birthdays every year
I know right I was literally just thinking that
that’s why he’s like 80 now
Cuz you’ve watched all of his birthday videos in one year
bruh ur comment blew up even though i was early as fuck and didn’t get likes
I just had to look and see when his last birthday vid was posted 😂
I'm 16 minutes into the video, if Kelsey doesn't show up soon, I'm gonna *scream.*
Okay the ending made it all worth it.
youtube allows you to skip through the video to find the parts you want to see. you also don’t need to update strangers on your comment by commenting on your own post. no one cares
@@mikejones2405 You're a peach.
@@mikejones2405 Why does you name scream "I dont wear a mask bc it infringes my rights"
@@presentmic3605 LMAO FR
30, flirty and thriving ✨
@Aviana Mendoza stop replying to everyone
Was not expecting Cody to throw up that handstand in such a frictionless way
Dude that’s funny 🤣🤣
Gotta respect how frictionlessly you used that word
🚨Midlife crisis alert 🚨
1. Has bearded dragon
2. Orders adult coloring book
3. 30 years old and name is Cody
4. Gets mad when Buzzfeed doesn’t end with its traditional nice thing about being old.
There is no human being named Cody who is 30, only Cody that exists is 99 years old smhhh
5. Has Golf Wang hat
holy shit ur right
@Aviana Mendoza YOU' RE fucking funny too
the word coincidence: *exists*
cody: confidence🥵🤭😳🤚🏻
imagine being 30 and still acting like you're a fratboy.
But that's the Cody we know and love
I heard 30’s is like your 20’s but with more money and life experience.
Cody getting a lizard is the most midlife crisis thing he’s ever done.
Edit: Lizards are the coolest, no shade to owning a lizard!
Nah the earing lol
Why not both
@insert name lmaoo
he got it as a gift tho
Yea in his defense someone bought it for him
I’ve never seen someone that looks and acts less like a 30 year old
So you never saw a man 30+ 😁 every guy in his 30s acts like that
Looks 60 acts 12
@@lauratroy13 Im being sarcastic genius
alternate title: cody dives into his deep trauma caused by diving
I feel like at 30 people should start calling you Cod
we should start using his full name codrick
Ahh yes codrick ko
I approve of Codrick.
@@doucheous1186 codrick kolodziejzyk
Cody, please take my advice. I got a bearded dragon a month ago, she’s literally my child lmao. But at this age, your lizard boutta be high maintenance as fuck. Give him cock roaches over crickets (more protein) and make sure you dust them with calcium supplement. He needs veggies (collard greens, carrots, etc. Just no regular lettuce). He needs a night heat source (mat, purple light, or red light). Give him super worms over meal worms. He needs like 15 roaches a day. He needs a basking light with some kind of Hyde and a UVB light. These guys are high maintenance lol. Took me a while to figure all of this out so hopefully you see this and it helps. I gotta go to my reptile store like once a week rn cuz they eat so much at this age, so if you want him to survive you gotta do all of this. I wouldn’t go to petco or pet smart, go to an actual reptile store cuz they know what they’re doing. If he doesn’t shit for a day, put him in a warm bath (in the sink). Wash your hands after cleaning his poop because it usually contains salmonella. So hopefully you see this and it makes life a little easier so you don’t have to find this out late in the game. Love you, old man💕 Happy 30
liking this so he sees
pleeease don't use red or coloured lights! beardies can see a much wider range of colours than humans, and these can cause a lot of unnecessary eye strain! Also, poop doesnt contain salmonella unless he has an infection! It's just as harmful as cat or dog poop, but definitely still wash your hands afterwards haha
I’m sure he’s going to see this and get rid of it lmao
Bumping this up so he will see
Up
“Complaining about getting a sick bearded dragon for 20 minutes straight”
Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
, God is nothing like him,
God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
www.islamreligion.com/
.
@@pskugd8385 no
Sick
@@pskugd8385 stop forcing your Religion on others
@@fxxalaba3836 the person is not forcing religion on anyone you have the choice to read it or ignore it the comment section is a place of free speech
Is it just me or is he starting to look like that Tiger King guy
LadyLemon 20 joe 💀
Memento Mori.
@@leahd5341 Memento Mori 🖤🤍
Now i cang unsee it
@@charliecote4185 😂😂I’m so sorry
I feel like a 20 year old wrote this article
I agree! 30 isn't 50 lol
“who has ever said don’t trust anyone over thirty?”
spoken like a true thirty year old who you should never trust
whom
@@hazeytom9133 oh god it is the whoever and whomever debate of the office but on CZcams lol. ''who'' is the right way to say it btw.
@@davehoward22 lmaooo
@@davehoward22 just don't trust anyone. period.
This guy has went from being a commentary channel to everybody’s uncle
Ugh...
@@nik-os4oz dude I’m scared to ask what disappoints you...
Uncle Cody the hip tiktoker
He’s probably crying but happy at the same time reading that comment
has gone*
bruh where Kelsey at?? u catfished me putting her in da thumbnail. y she not in the vid yet wtf
"If by confidence..."
Sigh, a 30 year old who can't read. You hate to see it.
“You can’t tell by the cool hat, and the cool earrings, and the cool tats” Cody you can just say mid-life crisis
Not everyone wants to look the same
@@Prince_the_One not everyone gets it
lmao
Alternate title: 30 year old man tries to convince us that he's still young and cool
Wait 30 ain’t young anymore?
U mean 50
@@Idntthso I don't even know man. I think he's surpassed the concept of age
and he succeeds
honestly it dont matter how old you are .aslong as u feel young no matter who says otherwise ;)
Something tells me Cody is not thrilled about his new bearded dragon....
I’m convinced that Cody ages a year every month. Not an old joke, it just genuinely feels like I see a bday video from him every time I get on CZcams.
Can’t wait for “everybody hates you when you’re 40”
Holy shit
Didn’t that come out in the 90s
better see all of you
I can't wait for "nobody likes you when you're 97"
you mean next weeks video?
I thought “nobody likes you when your 26” was last year.
I was just thinking that and I realized I’ve been watching Cody for like four years now. Lmao
@@Dollyaahh wait same what the fuck 4 years?
@@Olivia-cl6ww yeah Lol remember when he was a viner
omg same lol so that means i started watching him when i was 14 :)) damn i feel old too now
Holy fuck it’s only been four years since that video came out?
This is literally. Literally.. the only "youtuber" that makes me genuinely laugh. Like laugh out loud.
@Aviana Mendoza lol you're fucking funny too
Cody and Noel talking about their mental health honestly has me like 🥰
@Aviana Mendoza lol you're fucking funny too
@Aviana Mendoza what's up with you lol
This person is actually named codel
@@A_Random_Rat his name is a mix of commentary CZcamsrs
Cody Noel Danny drew and Kurtis
Devon, I'm not sure if you've got the hint but Cody did not want a bearded dragon for his 30th birthday.
This comment confused me. My name is Devon
Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
, God is nothing like him,
God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
www.islamreligion.com/
.
@@pskugd8385 ur in the wrong comment section tbh
@@pskugd8385 - Muhammad and Jesus were kinda criiiinge tbh, man.
@@pskugd8385 nah im good
"I dress in what I think looks good" while dressed like a 14 year old skater from the 90's
LOL
You're saying that like it's a bad thing
@@Drew.Anderson facts bro thats my look
Don’t diss the golf hat
With every passing day he looks more and more like he belongs in Wayne’s World
The poor friend who gave him the bearded dragon, they were probably like "aw yeah, cody would love this" and now hes absolutely roasting the shit out of his friends present 💀💀💀
I had bearded dragons. First mistake i ever made was when i didnt realize that the ventilation holes in the back of the cage were big enough for the locusts to get out of so i fed them and went out for the day and when i came back my room was full of locusts they were on my bed and everything shit was upsetting fr
@Aviana Mendoza you're fucking funny too
cody's gonna be feeding live crickets to his bearded dragon until he's 40
HAHA
I think they only live for eight years though, I may be mistaken
@@wombat2002 not with that attitude they dont
omfg
@@wombat2002 they can live up to 15 with correct husbandry ! :)
i feel like cody’s birthday comes faster than everyone else’s
Right
Left
middle
up
Down. but also his weendog does that too am I right?
Every Australian thinks about sunscreen pretty constantly ever since they were four lol
It’s ok Trisha and Jeffree are older than you just remember that
lol it’s Trisha and Jeffery...he doesn’t need to know that they’re older to feel better about being himself
and now they hate each other
@@sparksflylove dude crazy how much drama can go down in two months haha
@@mikejones2405 they meant jeffree :/ lmao
happy birthday mate !!
Meow
@@thisisyourusernameondrugs9373 woof?
Legends supporting legends >>
@@beverycarefuljohn586 Baaaaa
@@thisisyourusernameondrugs9373 quack
Despite all the old jokes, can we just talk about how my mans still looks like he's 23
Nah.. he just looks his age. Ya'll make 30 sound like old age! Haha! Guys don't even stop growing until 25!
@@NoBeunoPendejo exactly.. 30-year-old people aren't old. Maybe it's just that we're one of the first generations that weren't pushed the idea of cigarettes being healthy and overtanning being attractive lol
I wouldn't go that far. Maybe a healthy 26.
nah he looks more like a dad.
You’re looking pretty good yourself for being 161
May god makes Cody's anxiety less bad amen
Tons of skin care CZcamsrs: “idk I don’t rlly wear sunscreen it breaks me out”
Cody: “So, we should all be wearing sunscreen all the time”
So basically buzzfeed thinks that 30 year olds are 80 years olds.
Literally lol. I’ve never met a 30 something who doesn’t know what’s on the radio or needs help with technology or complains about noise like wtf was this list 😭
I mean looking at Cody I don't blame em
That’s what I was thinking 😂 there’s not that much of a difference from 25-35, the brain doesn’t automatically go into adult-mode a certain age. The body though, sometimes I feel like a 32 year old trapped in an 80-year old body when I wake up 😂
I'm 21 and related to half of the things on this list, should I be worried LMAO
Hannah Tetuan which ones?
"I started to think a lot more about skin-"
Me: care?
Cody: cancer
You start to think of the cancer after three decades of sun exposure and likely a multitude of times you neglected sun protection altogether. Skin isn't popping back as quick with those fine lines and it makes ya stop to think. Sun aside, I now severely regret not drinking enough water throughout my life. Health benefits and aging benefits with water.
I can already see Cody using his bearded Dragon “Razor” to plug his shaving sponsorships
@Aviana Mendoza you're fucking funny too
When Cody said “maybe you should drink along with me” it was my sign to take a shot lmao I usually won’t on my days off but I even thought about it this morning so Cody, thank you for ensuring me that my bad choices are indeed the ones I should be making today. Much love gramps and happy birthday
The article is made by a 45 year old woman who acts like she’s 30
****acts the way she *thinks* 30 year olds act
@@chelsea4091 🤮
Hi
Dont disrespect my mother like that!
Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
, God is nothing like him,
God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
www.islamreligion.com/
.
can’t wait for “nobody likes you when you’re 57” in 2 months
Lmao
Ok that's not funny!! *is 31*
*also likes comment*
You don't understand how I felt when Cody made fun of adult coloring, while I was coloring my own while watching his video
“but seriously i do have sensitive skin” idk why i quoted that i just relate lol
@Aviana Mendoza lol you're fucking funny too
Cody both looks 21 and 37 at the same time
All with the sense of humor of a 12 year old
Cody’s midlife crisis: Get bearded dragon and name him Razor.
I love how this implies that cody’s gonna die at 60
It was his friend ok???
Def an excuse.
@@anajabur LMAO
"its not funny!"
two seconds later: laughs
@Aviana Mendoza you're fucking funny too
i really don’t understand the “you don’t understand today’s technology” point. i am a child and technological advancements that have existed for YEARS blow my mind
@Aviana Mendoza you're fucking funny too
You’re an eyebrow ring away from looking like joe exotic
and thats on being accurate af
EXACTLY
LMFAOOOOOOO
But hot though, and younger looking. I’m 32 myself so I’m not gonna come at him for being old lol
This comment is so underrated
30, but still dresses like he shops for clothes at Zumies unironically. Respect.
I was thinking Spencers but that's nicer
@@kelvarnsen1749 Spencer’s has clothes? The ones I’ve been to only had dildos and flesh lights and other random stuff.
@@imyourgod9117 they usually have a wall full of clothes folded
@@K-Uno. oh shit lol
Oh Cody, so young. Doesn’t look a day under 70
@Aviana Mendoza you’re*
i definitely feel the anxiety thing, sleep improves my anxiety by so much. if i don't sleep i have such bad anxiety the next day. i also have a hard time relaxing and sitting still. life is tough but you're not alone in it ! sending you love ❤
The thought that Cody is gonna have a bearded dragon when he is 40 is hilarious
Do they really live that long
WAIT THATS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY NOOO 💀💀
Why is it hilarious tho?
@@rams_r_champs I have a pet ball python. They live 30-40 years. Reptiles are pretty sick.
He's finding creative ways to "commit" to Kelsey without actually marrying her.
We gotta stop making the old jokes, they aren't even jokes anymore.
Damnnn
shit man lmao
i guess you could say they're getting old...just like cody
No
we did it for too long in his 20s now, it’s just mean
Your relationship with Kelsey is so incredibly sweet. I can feel such good vibes with you guys. Sending nothing but good energy to you nearly a year later!
The whole family at the end. So wholesome. Gave me good vibes.
cody being mad at devon for giving him a bearded dragon for 19 minutes straight
straifht
straifht
straifht
straifht
Straifht
I swear to god this guy's birthday is every year.
Ikr
@@germanbenitez5073 😳
Jokes on you Cody I was already drunk when I watched this
@Aviana Mendoza @Aviana Mendoza lol you're fucking funny too
Watching this while doing my adult coloring book. It’s legit great for anxiety if you play some Lofi and allow yourself to zone out.
Cody: "today's sponsor"
me: "dollar shave cl-"
Cody: " Harry's"
me: "... huh?"
lmfao same
lies, deception
Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
, God is nothing like him,
God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
www.islamreligion.com/
.
@@pskugd8385 bruh get off my comment i don’t want your advertising here
mans went through all five stages of grief in nineteen minutes
Cody talking about his anxiety made me start tearing up for some reason
cody i j wanna say thank you ur videos r like a weird safe place for me ur such a comforting soul and ur videos make me feel better thank you
can't tell if he's lowkey pissed at devon or not lmao
same lmfao. not the best gift i’ll admit
devon watching this video: 👁💧👄💧👁
Honestly I’d be happy but I also have a ton of pets to begin with so it wouldn’t be a huge deal for me because I already have a lot of pet supplies
@@paigek9923 yea but this isn’t about you
Definitely lowkey pissed lol
Cody is so mature now that he's 30, there isn't even any dirty laundry in the background anymore
I love telling my husband what Chili did in the most recent video I've watched. I talk about him now like he's my dog too. Thanks for sharing Chili (and now razor) with us :)
Never related to anything more than him speaking about anxiety. Sleep is truly the only escape and the second I wake up it’s like I’m running away from my own mind immediately
Cody discovering adult coloring books in 2020 is the cutest thing ever.
@Zains Dream piss off with the spam
@Zains Dream only been a fan for a couple minutes now since I finally realized he does in fact burn.
Right? haha
Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
, God is nothing like him,
God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
www.islamreligion.com/
.
@@pskugd8385 go tell people outside the internet doesn’t care about god, have you read the shit on here?
He looks like he drives trailer trucks for a living.
I feel like he should have a honey Texan accent
You think that has anything to do with the trucker hat he’s wearing?
i have anxiety too, you described it perfectly. good to know im not alone
Thank you sleep is so hard to get for me but is one of the only things that calm my anxiety
Why does he look like every stereotypical movie American bully's dad in this video?
With a bearded dragon******
@F U С Ķ • M E ! OPEN MY CANAL !!! I’d rather not
I grabbed a wild berry Truly right before starting this video (it’s 2pm but it’s New Year’s Eve... I’m also still in bed) and the actual serotonin I received from cracking it open in tandem with Cody and cheersing him was so needed after the hellscape that 2020 has been
It’s the little things you guys 🥺
"I hate doing relaxing things because I can never relax." Daam I can totally relate to Cody
Cody didn’t say “tastes like piss” after sipping his hard kombucha im going to burn my house down
it's not coffee
He used to say it after he sipped anything, I miss those days 😔
It’s cause he’s 30
Cody: “Who’s doing adult coloring books?”
Me: **laughs nervously** “no one Cody, no one.”
I really wanna buy one and revert to the age of 8
i have mario and nemo ones and use them more than my adult coloring books lol
They're so relaxing, I don't care if anyone makes fun of me lmao
Dude id love to see a little kid try to color in some of my coloring books. Its some detailed shit. If I were 8 I'd be super overwhelmed lol
Aww Razor is so cute!! ☺ Also happy belated birthday, Cody!! 🎉🎉
Omg when you said Serbia I had to rewind to hear that again, cuz I think that not many people know about my country and that festival is also in my city so.. cool
“maybe you’ll even drink with me”
me, getting ready for school: “don’t mind if i do”
my 15 yo dumbass took rum shots in celebration
@@luisaeckert8110 you’re not dumb, you have it figured out lol, that’s how you’re gonna get through adulthood.
@@missundies xchsfsfgagsd yuh I guess haha hopefully without an addiction 🤠
we need "coloring with cody" more than anything right now. Give us what we want!!!
Yessssss !!