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- Asmongold Clips / Asmongold Reacts To: Kotaku extraordinaire making sure Asmongold will never run out of content
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editor literally never misses
no, he's fukin good
It's hard to imagine missing when your opponent is the same autistic girl who shat herself in seething rage over you several times and continues to get repeatedly clowned on for it
He misses my mom
wonder if the editor chose the shirt that looks covered with massive dandruff flakes
Is his voice is an AI it's sound very good?
She has no idea the power of this Editor. They cannot be stopped.
Woke-socialism
Not even Asmongold has power over the editor.
At this point the editor is the boss and asmon is the pawn
>They
You already lost.
@@OilFreeFeathers THIS
Holy shit, editor has a shotgun and wearing a blindfold... aiming at the general direction of both Asmon and the crazy woman.
Gotta love that, no one is safe.
and thats why we love the editor. the editor is the only one that can touch asmon that way.
@@freakklomp Touch in what way 🤨
@@futohy5294 yes
Nobody can slander Asmongold as the editor can
@@TheTerrorHamster asmon and the editor are like a married couple at this point. editor's the wife who loves him dearly but also won't hesitate to take a jab at him
She loves him a lot. She can't stop paying attention to him and tells everyone all about him.
Alyssa and Asmon sittin in a tree
She can't stop eating it either.
Cant stop looking like shit too
Hahaha
At this point she's obsessed with him. 😅
good soup 👍
👌@@brandons.6324
"I'm going to start by mocking Asmongold!"
Editor: "He already pays me to do that, buzz off"
Editor: "That's MY fuckin' job"
"Back off my job, BTICH"
editor: "Hello. Kotaku?"
Kotaku: [ *cow lowing* ]
she will shut her comment section off. Bet on it.
"I'm just a poor little girl" excuses inbound
Asmon literally rubbing his hands like "oh yeah, how am I gonna milk the fuck outta this video"
She is only doing it to get some views by him sharing her videos. Her most engaged tweets are those about Asmon that he covers. She CRAVES attention and she hopes that she can grift off the back of Asmongold's channels.
It's pretty great, she wants to make money by talking about stuff Asmon won't deny. The best thing he can do is just ignore her and watch how quickly she abandons this idea and looks for a new grift. Seriously, she's worse than the fake Trump stans bots on Twitter.
She's a massive narcissist, like most games media editors lmao. Little do they realize, written media is dead.
No such thing ass bad press.
She would 1000% copyright strike him if he uploaded his reaction so is highly unlikely for him to milk the video in youtube but for sure hes gonna enjoy it live
@@apeekintimenah she will farm him and he will farm her even harder, that's just how things goes around here
@@amatyst her copyright striking would be a bad move imo. i don't think Asmon's gonna back down
I just want you guys to keep in mind that Alyssa Mercante is not "just" a "game journalist", she is a Senior Editor. And THAT'S her level of journalism. "He smells bad".
Can you imagine what the rest of Kotaku looks like?
Kotaku has been pretty much irrelevant for years. Before h8tewatching streamers/youtubers was even a thing they perfected the craft of h8tereading to fake engagement.
Without those over the top articles noone would even notice they are still around.
I mean sheit, their level of discourse stop at whats woke or offensive in pop culture media. Not that much better than fart jokes
We don't have to imagine, we've literally seen the garbage they spew out over the years. What we can imagine however is what the incompetent brainlet who made her Senior Editor is like.
She should have called him a poo poo head. That'd show them!
If I remember correctly, American journalists are not bound by the Munich Charter which governs the duties of journalists at the international level. Only in the USA there are clowns who give their opinions rather than facts (like the commentators/presenters of CNN or Fox News too).
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Munich Charter :
1. Respect the truth, whatever the consequences for oneself, because of the public's right to know the truth.
2. Defend freedom of information, comment and criticism.
3. Publish only information whose origin is known or accompany it, if necessary, with the necessary reservations; do not delete essential information and do not alter texts and documents.
4. Do not use unfair methods to obtain information, photographs and documents.
5. Undertake to respect people’s privacy.
6. Correct any published information that proves to be inaccurate.
7. Maintain professional secrecy and not disclose the source of information obtained confidentially.
8. Prohibit plagiarism, slander, defamation, unfounded accusations as well as receiving any advantage due to the publication or deletion of information.
9. Never confuse the profession of journalist with that of an advertiser or propagandist; not accept any instructions, direct or indirect, from advertisers.
10. Refuse all pressure and only accept editorial directives from those responsible for the editorial staff.
Watching the dying breaths of Kotaku be the same old screaming and crying into the empty ether brings me no greater joy.
"Stop buying soap" followed by "He doesn't wash his ass" is kinda nutty lol
Asmongold might be dirty on the outside but Mercante is filthy inside.
it's why they make themselves look uglier on purpose. she wakes up looking better than she does when she leaves the house. i don't get it. but you're right, it's because the ugliness inside them literally spills forth.
Filthy is an understatement.
@@toodlepop usually it's because these people are so progressive that ANY type of traditional virtue is bad to them. They can't be feminine and attractive, because they think that the idea that femininity and attractiveness are good is born of an unequal social system - thus, it's morally good to support the opposite of those values in protest, i.e (women displaying) masculinity and unattractiveness.
It's purely reactionary, which is, ironically, these people's favorite insult.
@@toodlepop Their mental disorders prevent them from understanding what looks good
Dead inside as well
Plot twist: she’s actually obsessed and madly in love and this is how she flirts.
That's not a plot twist, its reality
Often the case that obsession comes from elevating a person's status on a trait they wish they had. The ability to take a joke? The charisma to be liked while not abiding to social norms? Wishing to not care what people think about them? Praying for a clean ass? Could be anything
So she's a 10 year old girl.
@@ComicGladiator Modern 20-something women in a nutshell. Physically 25, emotionally 10. the product of a culture where women are sacred and can never be allowed to feel bad, or be accountable for their behavior.
@@paulw5039why are you generalizing all women in their 20s because of a kotaku editor that most women (or men for that matter) haven’t even heard of? then proceed to complain that she has an “all men are evil tattoo” that generalizes men. you’re both the same just on opposite sides of the spectrum ☠️
Editor is the best wingman that Asmon has on his side. The dude is like an OP warlock that nobody should ever mess with
He lives in her head rent free.
>Reporters and journalists reporting and talking about topics and people
>"LOL living rent free in their heads!!"
@@lotanowoyou thought you ate lmao
@@lotanowo You're really good at making jokes
while i definitely side with bald man on this one, this overused comment makes whoever says it look completely regarded. in my opinion of course.
She can't stop thinking about asmon's ass lmao.
"I have 0 arguments so I'll resort to name-calling and childish insults"
Every. Single. Time.
Alyssa is a total joke
“When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.”
Because that's how leftists argue. They all, for some reason, follow to an absolute T the precepts set out in a book called Rules for Radicals written by Saul Alinsky. It is how they are conditioned, seemingly without thought, to debate. It's the reason why they always try to project what they're doing onto you first, because the book says to do that. Or why they constantly try to tell you what your "real views" are with concepts like "dogwhistles", because the book says to do that took. It's also why when they have no argument they try to spray ridicule at you like a squid venting its ink as they flee, because the book says that when all else fails you should insult your target. It sticks out NOW because the book was written back when these arguments took place usually in verbal form, back when it was a lot harder to just read a chatlog or comment chain and look at what the leftist said before and notice that it's full of shit.
The absolute -worst- *best* part, is that he points it out. "Yep. I smell bad and my room is a mess but guess what?" *Dramatic Pause* "I'm still right."
Idk, being correct and stinky does seem kind of racist, have you considered how dumbasses *feel* about being made to look stupid? Think about that the next time you want to start making sense.
straight up middle school level insults
Editer cooked so hard he made Walter White happy.
Editor shitting on both parties is amazing 😂
Nothing she comes up with can be even half as ruthless as Asmon's own editor does on a regular basis.
yeah, Asmongold must have thick skin more than any gamejourno dinosaur.
That's because the Editor has to actually watch Asmon's content. Expecting a fake 'gamejourno' to actually research anything she speaks about would be ridiculous.
Regular Show, It's any But (Having Hair.., KEKW)
Pointing out Asmons bad habits is the editors job. Alyssa just stepped in it now
Consider it a job application.
She might have a beef with Asmon, but The Editor will serve a premium sirloin steak.
So she's just gonna be another Asmongold clipper?
Editor: you merely adopted the bad habits, I was born in them, molded by them.
The powerlevel of a casual editorial 2 minute flex is already overwhelming
Nothing she has to share we haven't heard a 1000 times before and others have done better.
Brooooo, editors did his ass so dirty, fam.
I see no lies
His unwashed ass
I see what you did there.
he did his ass so dirty
@@joshuaphillips8040 😂 I pissed a little 💀
0:24 ASSSSSmongold
…clipsenterprises. 😂
Editor pulled off an Eminem 8 mile scene. If you talk about all of the flaws that you have already, nobody has power over you because it's already out there. Fucking chad move
"He smells bad", writes the SENIOR EDITOR in another compelling article.
Still surprised she wasn't completely cancelled when it was revealed she has a 'All men are evil' tattoo. How anyone can defend her is beyond me.
Holy daddy issues...
This surprised you?
When politicians, celebs and academics say it to rapturous applause?
Honestly Kotaku is just looking for drama on all sides, so I guess that was a plus for them.
...And this (my comment) is coming from a trans leftist, which is the side she so badly tries to "represent". Take trash like this off the internet and we might one day just be at peace lol
I don't think you understand how cancellation works
@@ComicGladiator Also TV shows, movies, social media, regular media. It's the only socially acceptable (encouraged!) type of bigotry.
Those who go so far left, and so far right, end up in the same place.
No. People that go extremely Far Left become Communists, and one thing Communists have done for over a century, is call everyone that doesn't agree with them "Far Right". What's the example of "Far Right" you've been given? Nazi? Socialism is in their name, which is a Far Left construct, and that's called projection, they label everyone else as the thing they're guilty of, in this case Nazis.
exactly. It’s not a political scale rather, it is a political circle.⭕️
Fanatical anything is generally a bad idea
I call it the Doc Hudson effect. You turn too far to the left and you'll end up going right.
The far left and far right are both extremely racist and sexist people
No wonder she is mad at stellar blade.
Being Famous by being loved: ❌
Being Famous by being hated: ✅
This girl and Asmon probably, although Asmon is definitely more loved than her
Alyssa Mercunty at it again.
Big mega oof
Mc cunty?
Talking shit? She cant stop looking like shit either
Should make the C capital
That's what they changed Greedo to say
If you can laugh about yourself, nobody in this world can hurt you.
I chopped of one of Asmongold's fingers and he didn't even notice it. He used to have eleven fingers so it's hard for viewers to tell he's missing one.
@@ddegn Exactly what i meant!
@@ddegn i had a penis reduction. now it's just 1 penis
@@ddegn That's so stupid and random. I love it.
@@ddegnSo asmongold is some kind of mutant chuck norris?
"this will take me a minute"
"ok now lets do the other one"
oh god that one broke me ^^
Editor's got shade for days, aint nobody getting left out in the sun
"There are lies that not even the editor can defend" followed by one of the most heinous cuts you'll ever see😂
asmon has a lot of memorable out of context moments lmao
@@hiddendriftsalot of them are intentional... but none of his haters ever see them because they'd have to watch his videos.
@@Crusader3454 >are intentional<
i'm not sure how much i'd agree with that, esp given the ones the editor included in here, bc that'd imply asmon tries to make himself look bad. but certainly, he doesn't actively try to avoid it
i love Asmongold being the eternal rival of SO MANY internet ''structures/companies'' just by being his true goblin self
"ASSMANgold" ahahahahaah
Swamp witch confirmed
Alyssa, those game guides aren't going to write themselves.
All 50 of them
her gameguides must be worse than fextralife....
Let's see her write one on Cuphead. Guide won't even get past the tutorial jump section.
I mean, with AI...
I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday, oh, and Sunday as well, mmmkay?
You can't expose him, he ain't hiding anything.
Anyone that makes Kotaku angry is someone who’s doing something right.
Editor be like: “No one here makes fun of Assmongler! Thats MY job! That he pays me for!”
This woman knows the world is coming to its senses, and the reign of terror she and her cronies have enjoyed for the past several years is coming to an end. She and her friends don't have the power they used to. The fact that she can no longer call someone on Twitter a bigot to immediately shut him up and ruin his life makes her so angry.
wow that's a lot of very wild and inaccurate assumptions about her and about how the world works. You're delusional.
Edit: this thread made me realize just how clueless and susceptible to conservative talking points people who watch Asmon are. I see you losers.
@@lotanowo Bruh this is literally what these people did for the last decade
@@lotanowo Wow that's a lot of very wild and accurate assessments about her and how the world works. You're spittin facts.*
Fixed it for you.
@@williamdrum9899 Who are "these people"? Are you talking about the loud mouths who try to smear people's characters who on occasion maybe got some racists fired from their jobs but which constantly fail to "cancel" people? In reality, it's anti-woke mob that likes to rage-bait about how horrible liberals are all the time and nit-pick some keyboard warriors as an example of what liberalism is at large, and constantly assume that they are in highest positions of power just because movies have black and gay characters in them.
@@lotanowo calling other people delusional while simultaneously suggesting twitter wasn't used as a left wing hate mob for years. it's a bold strategy, cotton
"I'm going to make a video making fun of Asmon! Tee hee!"
Editor: "All your efforts will be lost in time like tears in rain."
Blade Runner. Nice.
@@Max_Ohm 🤖
Lmao based reference
0:53 OH LOOK ITS DarkSydeAsmon!! "Oh the Camera is on?" 😂😂
When u have no good argument, u go for personal attacks.
Is this Kotaku? MOOOOOOOO... That had me rolling lol
Where is this from!? xD It's great.
@@esideras the video above lol
women without strong male father figures in their life have been disastrous for the human race as a whole
Gotta love no fault divorce
@@xxx0ox0It worked like a charm.
@@xxx0ox0 these people probably are against marriage, which is a good sign
so at the end we could argue that it was our fault after all?
nahhh they should be accountable for their own shit
Women as a whole are the perfect powder keg of everything you do not want in a politician. Greed, emotionally unstable mixed with decisions based on emotion, and completely fail in simple logical analysis of cause and effect. Are there exceptional women who do not fall within this category? Yes, but those women have too much self respect to go into politics.
I am so glad he hired such a good content creator as Asmongold to feature in the videos he edits.
Literally asmon needs to give his editor a raise. He is batting 1000 at this point
Bro literally just has to shower and her argument falls apart.
"Yeah yeah, SHE is gonna make a video about how Asmond smells bad.." lmao
Editors as always being a GOAT
I can just read it now "Asmongold attacks Kotaku Employee for no good reason"
At this point I'm starting to think she actually has a massive crush on the dude
lmfao always a delight when alyssa cries about anything
I bet the comments section on her videos will be turned off
Guaranteed.
💯 will be !
Why wouldn’t it be ? She’s a random while Asmongold has millions of followers
Isn't that obvious?
Nobody should watch her shit to begin with. It'll just fuel her
it's like a non-stop chain of reacting and milking off each other
truly amazing
The irony of her saying someone looks dirty is not lost on me
These editors bro 😭
They stay winning. 😂
What did they do?
Asmongold may think he's in control farming content when in reality, he's but a puppet for the editors to farm for content
😂 and only asmon has the balls to bust on a live stream.
NAH!!!!!!!!!!@@ruidechen
I love how she keeps trying to fight this and thinks she's winning
I don't think even she is ignorant enough to think she's winning -- deep down she probably knows that she is just coping, by isolating herself in her (much smaller) bubble of dumbdumbs that will agree with her.
It's only a flesh wound!
Oh no,she's winning. Inside her head.
"she cant say anything worse about me than my editor already has"
We need to bring back that thing where if you don't have anything nice to say then you shouldn't say it.
she has the physique of her ideas
"Stop the woke mins virus" bro, she or IT is literally the definition of woke in looks and actions.
yeah, for a "journalist" that read rather weirdly/poorly and lacks self awareness
@@jhentsang9605 not just "journalist" shes a "senior editor". that shows you how far the rot goes there.
She makes fun of you guys,well it's not funny or makes me upset at all but I wish she can make a more funnier joke.
@@NetBattler She is a joke
@@BrandonMarcc couldn't agree more
"let's do it the other way" out of context just killed me 😂😂💀💀
The content cycle for weeks. Brilliant by these two.
Editor : don't touch my boy ! I am the only one allowed to bully him !
Nagatoro vibes
No fucks can escape Asmon's gravity.
She looks EXACTLY how I expected her to
You'll be laughing about this at the wedding.
Im a 38 year old father of 2 from Vallejo ca. That grew up low and kinda gangsterish Asmon is 1000% what the world needs
Oh, hell no, if she liked the Halo show, she not allowed to have opinions anymore.
to be fair, she may well hate it, but she’s going to say she liked the latest version because her politics require it.
I enjoyed the show just for fun not for nostalgia... I just play the campaigns for that. 😋
The first edit got me so good😂😂😂😂😂
0:48 shit is wild out of context 💀
We really have to celebrate her commitment to journalism. She took the most incredible _deep_ dive, _wholly_ dedicated to getting to the _bottom_ of the story. Like they say, it's a _dirty_ job, but somebody has to do it.
I sense a SMELLOFF!
Editing is on point lately rofl
Thank you Editor, this made me lol on the train, big pick me up
this woman reminds me of a bullhead catfish they got the small squinty eyes and feed off the bottom of the pond.
and she has a hook stuck…uh…oh, wait, it’s a nose ring.
Asmongold is not your enemy, the editor is
I respect Asmons ability to not let this crap bother him. I personally am not good when confronted with lies, it really bothers me and I feel this need to push what I think is true and its always what the other person is looking for, ... a strong reaction. I don't understand why there is this hate going around about asmon. he is generally fair and he has opinions but doesn't push them on others. This kotaku editor is a loser
Nah bro, I'm not taking that bet.
I'm starting to think the editor is actually the first fully functional general AI at this point.
I swear I literally don't watch these videos for asmon anymore. Came for asmon, staying for the editor(s).
I read that as "taking" 🤣
Editors always have the receipts
Asmongold clips enterprises, lmaoooo
She really bouta call him ass"mold"gone😂
There needs to be a new streamer award "Best at farming for content" because Asmongold would win by a landslide
This is Gold Jerry, GOLD!
Asmon’s editing team needs to be the golden standard.
This battle is gonna be LEGEND...wait for it, because the editor decided to play both sides and the actual winner is us..DARY. LEGENDARY!
The editors are fucking amazing. The duality between the ego of the subject then the tearing down and/or building up of the video subject is peak humor.
Really encapsulates “you can’t make fun of my little brother, that’s my job!”
It’s fantastic. Keep it up
Yes i will like to heard what she have to say, i hope Asmon will watch
This is a classic school yard bully obsession scenario where shes kicking you in the shins but secretly wants too kiss you
The Editor is the best and probably the Final Boss of Asmongold saga as youtuber.
These shorthaired goblins really out here starting every piece of investigative journalism with "dear diary."
Love is in the air