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Episode 660 - The Special Master (9/6/22)
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Contained within: Joe Biden’s red light speech, Donald Trump’s Special Master, another new British PM, Pope fights the Catholic Deep State, French president sex gossip, Rick Scott blows election fund, Keffals vs. Kiwi Farms, and more!
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We love the special master, don’t we folks?
We have the best Special Master.
I don’t really care about bringing trump to justice for documents but the best case scenario is it doesn’t adjudicate in his favor and he goes as low and mockingly ableist as possible about the “special” master. Campaign trump acting horrific things out was peak comedy.
Until the Special Master gives most of the docs back to the FBI. Then he will be public enemy number one!
Nope
The judge can't review the evidence pertaining to the case until the Master Chief reviews it and passes it along to the Arbiter.
What if a president makes everyone a federal judge? Gimme that constitutionally guaranteed paycheck
They jest but just imagine if instead of MAGA Republicans, Brandon said "bronies" or "shippers" or god forbid "volcels." Not so funny now, is it?
Brandon has not preserved his own vital essences but sought the vital essences of others
"Listen, fat, this means war!" (begin clapping pushups)
First they came for the Juggalos…
@@0ptimuscrime whoop whoop
No sir not so funny at all..
It is written in the good book “Render unto Brandon what is Brandon’s”
"Master chief, you mind telling me exactly what it is you think you're doing ?"
-"Sir, finishing this indictment"
Wasn't Brexit an example of people democratically opting for the mystery box?
Those weren’t people though, they were brits
I assumed that they meant since brexit. As it has served as a warning to everyone else...
@@jman7826 I stand corrected.
@Creepy Crust Yeah, it was deliberately misleading. But the choice was 'status quo' or the total unknown of Brexit. They chose the latter, and largely as a protest vote.
Obviously, episode 666 should be a Halloween episode. So shoehorn five eps into these next 7 weeks, boys.
Yes. You. Can.
the special master and commander in queef
yee old cume towne joke
@@nothing-2-live-4 the special masters only job is to determine if anyone that pops into their head is gay
What if it’s the commander in beef because of all the cheesed burgers
Special Master Covfefe reporting for duty, God-Emperor.
Forward not backward, upward not forward and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom
As a UK resident, I don't have a clue who Truss is, either.
They kind've just dropped her on us and started talking like she'd been here the whole time.
An even more right wing, war mongering scumbag than Johnson but also utterly stupid with it. Interestingly like PeteB and Kamala she had cool leftie parents.
The Kendrick Lamar of UK politics
She has been here the whole time, she has been in the last 3 failed cabinets, it's scary how people don't realise she has been apart of all the shit policies she is now running on dismantling.
I'm a Yank who has friends in the UK, so I've been aware of Truss for a while now.
My friends are not fans of her!
@@polemius01 she is truly awful.
Special Master sounds like the sequel to Seagal's General Commander
*seagal fatly taking notes*
Fatly going around corners
I hear Putin is ready to unleash Seagal on the Ukraine. Deck him out with an all terrain mobility scooter and a week's worth of deli sandwiches and he will have the war won.
It sounds like a ceremonial job in the Freemasons, like the guy who oversees the hazing of new members.
The chilean constitution analysis is rather disappointing, though is hard to expect anything more... Boric was modelled after american (US) Democratic Socialism and he has been the complete bankruptcy of the chilean left, the New Constitution was his gamble to institutionalize the 2019 revolt and it failed miserably, now the right has veto power over his government and the communist party - the only leftwing position in the government - is being sidelined. Of course, for the US left, Boric was just another poster boy for the phantom of a democratic left compatible with american liberal democracy, so this experiment doesnt really affect them much. Overall, Boric is responsible for driving the most power the left has had in 50 years to the ground, firmly restablishing neoliberal rule in Chile.
Saludos de un comunista chileno.
What should have been the ideal? As in, best case scenario among viable alternatives in their political landscape, what did leftists have a chance at and what is the best course of action now?
@@philesq9595 Ideal would've been the realization of the 2019 revolt's core demands: the resignation of Piñera and the dismantling of the neoliberal state infrastructure, which entailed a constitutional assembly. When you write 'viable alternatives' though, it seems you are presupposing a series of clear paths towards a preconcieved goal, which is far from a reality in Chile, the best the left could've hoped for was a scenario where, through popular movilization, the political landscape was reorganized away from the narrow confines of neoliberal democracy, whatever that may lead because frankly the left still doesnt have a clear and common goal outside of a vague desire for surpassing the confines of neoliberalism, which is not much a project really.
In reality, the best we could've hoped for was for popular movilization to develop, through its unfolding, new forms and relations of political engagement, communication and action, new praxis if you will, something outside the neoliberal political framework of relations. It is this development that Boric aborted signing the Peace Accords with the political class' stablishment that resulted in the failed constitutional process we just lost. Boric was afraid that the revolt would result in new forms of praxis that moved too far from what he was comfortable with.
Demsocs fumbling the bag compilation #58272
@@ElGlaz sorry, but what does knowing all this get you
@@5508Vanderdekken you know something now. Imagine that Burgerlander..
Claiming intellectual property rights to the idea of a cinematic horror universe in which an inflatable decorative wind-driven car dealership man is possessed by an evil spirit.
Implying DC hasn't been sitting on that IP for 20 years
So, you're saying we are living in a cinematic horror universe? Because those inflatable MFs are all possessed.
Felix is my favorite Old Testament Prophet, the coolest, too!
The wife AND mistress of one former French President, Chirac, I think, both attended his funeral.
Nothing beats Francois Hollande though.
That man is punching so high above his own weightclass it's insane.
He's a 5 who married a 6, cheated on her with an 8 who he then married, and then cheated on the 8 with a 10 while President visiting her on his little scooter.
Francois Hollande overcoming the handicap of looking like Francois Hollande managed to marry Juliet Gayet who's way richer than he is after cheating on his first two wives.
Absolute Masterclass
@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw Those dumpy French guys must have something going for them.
@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw and all he had to do was tank the Socialist party
Felix is VERY intrigued by the cinematic prosecution and fallout! 😀
I like how long it took for Matt to remember that ankle monitors go on the ankle. Maybe he really does have brain damage.
There's evil and pain being inflicted at all times, and most of it has been made silent and invisible by the commanding structures of the world.
Still, these laid back news days are a treat that I have to appreciate how rarer they're becoming.
If you join the patreon the Chapos gives you $10,000 and an aggressive feral cat. That’s 100% true and it isn’t Opposite Day.
dark brandon is Harold the scarecrow from "Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark"
Dark Brandon is the new Freddy Kruger for conservatives.
One, two,
Brandon's coming for you!
Three, four,
Better lock your door!
Five, six,
Grab a crucifix!
Seven, eight,
Gotta stay up late!
Nine, ten,
Never sleep again!
How can you be scared of a sad old man who can't even wipe his own ass after going to the bathroom?
something something Special Master Chief something something Space Force
Felix is almost always right folks
you're hearing it more and more every day
Many such cases!
the one that gives the least amount of shits about the precise aspects of political stuff normally has enough of an external view on the way things are and usually has a pretty rational take about it.
The writers of this season just broke out the Calvinball plot line
A special master is normal but not something the public would ever see or care about. Entirely inappropriate here. Judge caved to pressure. The infection is too deep, the republican base effectively kept a judge in line.
Lol didn't trump give her the job for being insane? I don't think it was public pressure, she said she'd rule this way before arguments even started. Patriots are in control...
All it does is delay delay delay. Slowing the speed of an investigation is a strategy Team Maggot has deployed in the past in other legal cases, ultimately it won't stop the impending indictments.
It will and has already succeeded a dozen times lmao
Special masters specialty for being specifically special
Even people on 4Chan and Reddit hated Kiwi Farms. That's how you know that shit sucked.
literally all they did was dox people and hate on trans people. It was pathetic af
I think withdrawing hosting and DDOS protection based on 'targeted harassment' and doxing is the sort of thing we should be careful about. Any measure like this is bound to be weaponised and used against communists, socialists, antifa, BDS etc., not just sites you dislike
@@jackjones4248 ok but they would do that anyway? so why not celebrate the trans harassment site going down.
I think they hated keffals just a tad bit more.
next thing you know we will find out there is a master chief
There's a lady in my head who calls me studmuffin 😳🥴
Who do you think manages the special masters?
@@berdyderg900 the super special master.
I'm looking forward to the mystery box challenge!
will showing that he's a true handbook head with that Teen Pope reference
I love Will's Trump impression which always turns into Jiminy Glick
Dark Pope Francis ascendent
I prefer the master exploder
I’m so glad kiwi farms is dead. Good riddance.
@Creepy Crust I’m a communist so I don’t believe in free speech. The Soviets did not allow Nazis to have free speech rights.
@Creepy Crust free speech is for nazis
"PORK MARKETS."
will's trump sounds just like jiminy glick
Lizz truss becomes pm and queen dies one day later.
It was an omen
I like the FBI now :)
Female boobie inspectors?
Why do you like them now?
@@brandonborgerding182 I'm not, I'm just mocking the comment section
Keffals stays winning. We love to see it.
Gay
lol
guess whos back?
back again?
josh is back.
tell a friend.
The July 2021 unrest in South Africa was of course triggered (some would say instigated directly by his supporters) by the imprisonment of fmr President Jacob Zuma.
He was sent to a small prison very close to his Nkandla homestead (his support is very high in his home province of Kwazulu-Natal) and during the unrest (mostly during the week after he was imprisoned) the prisoners took control of a wing of the prison and lit part of it on fire. He was almost directly set free by a prison riot, although since he had "voluntarily" surrendered the week prior at the eleventh hour of the deadline the police set, instead of forcing a confrontation between the SAPS and the thousands of supporters gathered at Nkandla, he probably wouldn't have left even if the perimeter was breached.
Imagine DJT and the AB taking control of a maximum security prison during a riot while his supporters enact violence all over the country.
The dark mirror between the RSA and the USA keeps suprising me - not only are our histories reflected and twisted mirror images, but it seems as if our futures and present seem to rhyme as well.
Zuma was released on "medical parole" by his former spy chief who had become the head of correctional services in the mean time, and now his lawyers in his corruption trial (as well as the appeal against his medical parole) keep directly bringing up what happened in July 2021 as barely veiled threats against any further action against him. Very much the same "the temperature in the country is very high, wouldn't want to raise it any higher" vibe of Donald's letter to the AG
I dont get politics anymore. I never actually did but now I cant evne pretend to understand what is happening.
Now you can see under the rock, peek behind the curtain, see the sausage getting made - _and_ see the payoff of falling teal-terms teacher wages
You are one step away from becoming free. The big flap in the circus tent is still flipped open. You can still get out.
52:18 so succinct. nothing left to say.
arms like two jai alai baskets
The red background was just R,W&B zoomed in.
I only have a passing knowledge of brit politics from Spitting Image.
The LA show sold out before I had chance to grab a ticket! 😕
Trump Young Thug 2024
>CWC mentioned on Chapo
Man interesting times we are living in huh?
All I want to be is El Chapo 😛😜🤪😄😂!!!
very poggers
Look at Chapo pretending there's no precedent for a Special Master... Where do you think we got the name Master Bedroom from?
From slave plantation, no..? What are you saying?
@@berdyderg900 and who do think determines the outcome of trials in America back in the day ;). Although back in those days I think the special master was the guy who banged the normal master's wife.
got'em
yeah and who do they think is Blake Masters dad?
@@mah5191 yeah the guy who Scott Masters asked to bang his wife.
No mention of the CFK assassination attempt, smdh. 😞
Chris, you need to put these boys in place.
Im baby 👶
bro time for an American revolution
We are too lazy and comfortable for all that.
The left would never come out on top of an actual struggle. Unfortunately incrementalism won't work either, look into moving.
Man, I was hoping for an Ariana Grande revolution.
Nope, ain't gonna happen (at least not now, haven't reached a tipping point yet, getting there), b/c Americans are complacent oafs. Material situation will just continue to get worse, you will pay more for things, and you and I and everybody else will put up, or shut up.
@@technologic21 yeah maybe that's the way in your part of the country.
Gotta remember it's a big world bub. If that's your outlook then that's on you, and your community and nobody else.
I’ll keep doing many more no growths. RIP
That's what I call my alone time😁
8:17 holy fuck projection is literally all these guys do anymore
nvm I got my timestamp wrong, thought it was something else you were talking about, you rite
Does anyone know what early episode they poked fun at the sound quality of their earliest episodes in a little satirical skit?
Also the episode where I think Matt made an Obama as the joker reference “want to see me make an ambassador disappear?”
Ep 138
Brendan oozes charisma and soft comedic timing
@@KarmaPaym3ntPlan Thank you. Any idea which episode it was that had the Dark Knight/Benghazi reference about making an ambassador disappear?
@@horseytown haha, not sure. I just really like that particular open
@@KarmaPaym3ntPlan Me too. But now I am wondering if they made this joke twice, because I could have sworn it was on like a landmark episode like ep. 50 or ep. 100 or something and they were doing a fake 'look back' at classic Chapo bits from their earliest days and the audio was even more absurd than in the ep 138 version you mentioned.
Come to Wichita KS I stg lmao
4:42 yes
666th like!
wow I expected at least Matt to know what a special master is and does.
Disappointing, boys.
Is that the person in charge of the Eyes Wide Shut ceremonies?
Ok law school
Lawyers are bad (excluding the cool one)
@@berdyderg900 saul goodman?
@@bossplayerunit4563 Lenin, that show is dogshit
but I don't even get the references - which maybe makes it better, but a blurb telling a dummie like me what means what, or what ep it's referencing idk, would be neat.
from the 2012 film 'The Master':
"If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us know, will you? For you'd be the first person in the history of the world."
If someone gives you a lifetime employment and your job gives you power over that person in a specific instance, what would you do?
Oh yeah you definitely deserve more money for all your hard work.
It's disappointing to hear that these guys are associating with disingenuous swine like keffals
Leftism is when you call women swine. This is all expected from a vaushite.
cope harder
@Creepy Crust it's a stochastic terrorist site responsible for the deaths and harassment of countless vulnerable individuals. People have been doxxed, swatted and killed by police and bullied to the point of suicide. You're either a child or a manchild incapable of understanding why that's not acceptable.
youre the lolcow now, dog
Boo hoo the harassment site went down
Love when Brooklyn Bug People use the "correct" pronouns so as not to incur the wrath of other Brooklyn Bug People.
The rest of us just point and laugh.
Ummm...... what? Is this some kind of hip hop slang us older people aren't hip to?
Ma'am who is the bug people?
@@SimonSociopath i'm just glad they/them had the respect to capitalize my ethnicity unlike you here
You aren't laughing. You're posting under all of their videos every day. I don't think they read these, bro
@John Hylton its important to laugh at bug people. Whoever they are. However I define the people I don't like. And then laugh, and not let them occupy an inordinant amount of my thoughts and life.