COSTCO CHICKEN SHIRT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!

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  • čas přidán 16. 04. 2024

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  • @oldjewishmenofnewyork
    @oldjewishmenofnewyork  Před měsícem +6863

    Go scan yourself at Costco. Shirts available here:
    www.oldjewishmen.net/product-page/item-87745-shirt

    • @basedcam2371
      @basedcam2371 Před 29 dny +2

      You are a retard

    • @teddypamperin6232
      @teddypamperin6232 Před 27 dny +287

      You can take a good picture (without the LED flash turned on) of the barcode with your phone and then have them scan the picture on your screen. Taking the picture only collects the light. That way you can keep your other produce from being hit with LED light, except, if I'm not mistaken, the entire store is lit with LED fixtures.

    • @Victorfernandomelgar
      @Victorfernandomelgar Před 27 dny +101

      My friend farted on those chickens did they taste yummy

    • @ryanambsdorf2859
      @ryanambsdorf2859 Před 27 dny +34

      No, I don't think I will

    • @ryanambsdorf2859
      @ryanambsdorf2859 Před 27 dny +32

      ​@@Victorfernandomelgarcan confirm I'm the friend

  • @TheDramacist
    @TheDramacist Před 22 dny +38160

    No LED on my chickens. I want that LED straight to my HEART

  • @brycedoubleu
    @brycedoubleu Před 24 dny +16930

    anyone that works with the public is a saint and isn’t appreciated enough

  • @freedomdive123
    @freedomdive123 Před 5 dny +1047

    Why does that line " you know who I am, I don't want any trouble" sound like his sticking up the joint? 😂

  • @mongoosevsgt
    @mongoosevsgt Před 5 dny +225

    Dude sacrifices himself to save the chickens from “LED.” That is poultry in motion right there!

  • @lpa187
    @lpa187 Před 29 dny +96524

    No led on my chicken.. but throw it on my chest 😂😂😂😂 we got the wrong Einstein

    • @ohenenana4392
      @ohenenana4392 Před 28 dny +398

      😂😂😂🤦‍♀️

    • @PogeyMane
      @PogeyMane Před 28 dny +812

      The barcode on his shirt is a cheaper price for the chicken

    • @lpa187
      @lpa187 Před 28 dny +885

      @@PogeyMane I didn't know there was difrent kinds of $4.99 🤦‍♂️

    • @jesusmejia1334
      @jesusmejia1334 Před 28 dny +38

      😂😂😂

    • @QargZer
      @QargZer Před 27 dny +311

      ​@@PogeyManethe chicken has a set barcode and price that doesn't change

  • @bfenwick87
    @bfenwick87 Před měsícem +91753

    No LED on his chickens? This guy needs to LIGHTEN up! 😂😂

    • @theVrtoker
      @theVrtoker Před 29 dny +2435

      Also like isn’t scanning your shirt worse than eating chicken that was scanned

    • @twitchy.mp3
      @twitchy.mp3 Před 29 dny +1374

      @@theVrtokerI see your point but wanted clarify that the laser is not harmful to anything but your eyes

    • @BigEd2757
      @BigEd2757 Před 28 dny +670

      But scan my chest instead

    • @justinmcclure187
      @justinmcclure187 Před 28 dny +656

      The guy might know something we don’t know.

    • @PogeyMane
      @PogeyMane Před 28 dny +633

      The barcode on his shirt is a cheaper price for the chicken

  • @eldritchbeing2879
    @eldritchbeing2879 Před 18 hodinami +61

    Im starting to think this man doesnt actually care about the lights, he just wants to have fun with his shirt.

    • @SamTheGirl210
      @SamTheGirl210 Před 6 hodinami +1

      When you're older, it's the little things

    • @Ziabetus
      @Ziabetus Před 4 hodinami

      It's just a narcissist that wants to feel some level of control in his life (probably)

    • @bringmychariot
      @bringmychariot Před 3 hodinami

      ​@@Ziabetus Not everyone who acts in a way you don't like is a narcissist. That term is being thrown around entirely too often. All I see is a quirky old dude who's having a bit of fun before he kicks the bucket.

  • @jayq2nyc
    @jayq2nyc Před 5 dny +23

    That “buddy” has so much “come catch these hands” behind it.

  • @kylealan18
    @kylealan18 Před 12 dny +3101

    "I don't want any trouble, I got five chickens" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ZachCarden-ui9rz
    @ZachCarden-ui9rz Před 23 dny +2157

    “I don’t want *any* LED on this chicken. Instead, point that shit right at my heart.”

  • @HiDave0016
    @HiDave0016 Před 18 hodinami +20

    Hilarious, when i worked in a grocery store, we lived for people like this to show up!!! Made our day.
    Mostly harmless.

    • @krobinson5992
      @krobinson5992 Před 13 hodinami

      We used to have a lady who had to wrap each separate item in plastic bags an d you weren't allowed to touch the items..she had major ocd issues

    • @crucifycortez8893
      @crucifycortez8893 Před 2 hodinami

      no thanks

  • @OkieOtaku
    @OkieOtaku Před 3 dny +4

    "don't want any LEDs on the chicken" yo, it's too late for that, the lights are LED 💀

  • @freddydiaz7602
    @freddydiaz7602 Před 27 dny +14433

    "I got 5 chickens,I don't want any LED on them, aim it right at my sternum."

  • @MrCrayEgg
    @MrCrayEgg Před 23 dny +2058

    Those chickens have been through things way worse than some LED lights hahah

    • @mariaelda6271
      @mariaelda6271 Před 23 dny +23

      Also, unless he doesn't eat outside like at any restaurant or at parties, there's absolutely no way that he can avoid anything that's not scanned from farm to table. 😅

    • @Walczyk
      @Walczyk Před 23 dny

      @@mariaelda6271red led lights change the chicken dna only good do your research /s

    • @LBloggie
      @LBloggie Před 23 dny +2

      Lmaoo

    • @kennethwilliams7697
      @kennethwilliams7697 Před 23 dny +6

      So true!!!!!!LOL

    • @DoNE021
      @DoNE021 Před 21 dnem +4

      Go buy them from farmers.

  • @hotvegas21
    @hotvegas21 Před dnem +6

    Starting of our conversation with I don't want any trouble is a sure fire way of getting yourself into trouble gramps!! 💯🤣

  • @edmundchu6771
    @edmundchu6771 Před 6 hodinami +3

    Don't point your poison "laser" on my chickens...
    Point the laser on me!!!
    Whaaaaat🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @toddr8415
    @toddr8415 Před 20 dny +2536

    Don't scan the chickens...scan my internal organs 😂 🤣

  • @justin.johnson
    @justin.johnson Před 8 dny +1599

    "you know who I am, I don't want any trouble. I've got 5 chickens."
    You can't make this shit up 😂

    • @joshuaberriosortiz590
      @joshuaberriosortiz590 Před 6 dny +21

      What kind of trouble is he getting into at costco? 😂😂

    • @thatguy2535
      @thatguy2535 Před 6 dny +2

      Jesus reading that back fucking killed me 😂😂 really put the light on this level of crazy 💀

    • @Davy_R
      @Davy_R Před 6 dny

      Hands up and money in the case

    • @shawn1819
      @shawn1819 Před 6 dny +2

      Lol. Shi be stranger than fiction out here

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Před 6 dny

      @@joshuaberriosortiz590 Jesus Christ.. My grandma has gotten in trouble at costco multiple times for saying they scammed her or something. Not in Trouble really, but just.. multiple employees being flustered by a mouthy woman lmao. She still has a gold membership and goes every week.

  • @campbellmarty36
    @campbellmarty36 Před 2 dny +2

    That is DEFINITELY Ron Jeremy’s Dad!!!!!!☝️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RedTreeRC
    @RedTreeRC Před 11 hodinami +1

    I thought he was about to rob the joint talming bout “I don’t want any trouble”😂😂😂😂

  • @FANI-NI
    @FANI-NI Před 25 dny +3129

    If the first thing a customer tells you is, “I don’t want any trouble” you already know you’re in for an earful 😂

    • @mage3690
      @mage3690 Před 25 dny

      EVERY F U C K I N G TIME. "I don't want no trouble" and the MF proceeds to rob me. Not of the store's money, I wish they'd just take that and go. Noo, they just have to yoink my sanity instead. I WAS USING THAT! I NEED IT FOR MIDTERMS!!

    • @MarceloNajar
      @MarceloNajar Před 24 dny +6

      💀💀💀

    • @Liebe.98
      @Liebe.98 Před 24 dny +4

      I stg 😂😂😂

    • @niriajnai4906
      @niriajnai4906 Před 24 dny +2

      😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Bob-tz1zp
      @Bob-tz1zp Před 24 dny +8

      Either that, or the ones wanting to do a return 15 minutes till close, coming in with like 3 children and not watching them in the slightest, then they'll have the audacity to laugh and say "some people just dont know how to control their kids"

  • @dennis_duran
    @dennis_duran Před 13 dny +1788

    As someone who worked as a cashier, older people like this are usually an absolute nightmare.

    • @redplanetphotography2567
      @redplanetphotography2567 Před 12 dny +81

      Old people also hold up the line for a very small discount. I be ready to pay and go!!!

    • @batchelerjr
      @batchelerjr Před 12 dny +37

      Hey.....hey! Careful. When every joint hurts on you in the morning, you might sing a different tune than....ugh....old people. Huge lack of respect and spoken like an 8th grader. This country is in trouble

    • @jeffpienta4532
      @jeffpienta4532 Před 12 dny +74

      ​@@batchelerjryou spoke like an eighth grader more than the person you are trying to insult. He simply said older people LIKE THIS, meaning old people who purposely make others experience an inconvenience because they think they demand respect for getting old (something literally anyone can do). We know how you are now lol

    • @justingarret4776
      @justingarret4776 Před 12 dny +6

      @@jeffpienta4532 actually the comment they were responding to said "Old people also hold up the line"

    • @Corey-ek9mk
      @Corey-ek9mk Před 12 dny +9

      I'm trying real hard to become one

  • @kevindclimbing
    @kevindclimbing Před 4 dny +2

    He should have had his Costco membership printed on the back ,
    I would have died laughing .

  • @GenuinelyCurious120
    @GenuinelyCurious120 Před dnem +1

    This man is a product of everyone going along with him...

  • @donnelmoss757
    @donnelmoss757 Před 27 dny +10003

    Don't scan my chicken, but you can scan me 😂😂🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @DinanBMWm5
      @DinanBMWm5 Před 27 dny +53

      To be fair, he’s wearing multiple layers of clothings which would block the light.

    • @Kharizmaux
      @Kharizmaux Před 27 dny

      @@DinanBMWm5no he’s just dumb and all about himself.

    • @donnelmoss757
      @donnelmoss757 Před 27 dny +143

      @@DinanBMWm5 only if you knew how lasers work

    • @TheVintageBumbleBee
      @TheVintageBumbleBee Před 27 dny +11

      IKR? REDICULOUS

    • @JoseNovaUltra
      @JoseNovaUltra Před 27 dny +23

      Don't be this ridiculous, the old man has no point at all.

  • @cleonRIP
    @cleonRIP Před 22 dny +659

    I want to see this guys life in a day. He's a walking Pixar character that never found his movie

  • @saveriomorando6865
    @saveriomorando6865 Před 3 dny +2

    Great customer service dealing with difficult people. The man has his beliefs and cashier was great. Good job cosco!

  • @Ra18To
    @Ra18To Před dnem +1

    When your bigger brother Albert got all the brains and there was nothing left for you 😂

  • @kjsher839
    @kjsher839 Před 15 dny +1349

    "We can't go to Costco yet. I can't find my chicken shirt!"

    • @satona8334
      @satona8334 Před 15 dny +15

      😂😂😂

    • @TrudysGal
      @TrudysGal Před 14 dny +17

      Omfg I can hear and see it 😂😂😂

    • @terran236
      @terran236 Před 14 dny +7

      Lmaooooo.

    • @danielhaney9992
      @danielhaney9992 Před 14 dny +10

      "It's in the washer honey"
      " What! On Costco day! We're getting a divorce. And when we go to court... I don't want any trouble."

    • @rainydaylady6596
      @rainydaylady6596 Před 14 dny +4

      🤣😂🤣🖖💕

  • @mai6553
    @mai6553 Před 26 dny +6372

    This is why developing hobbies in your early adulthood is important

    • @Nathanfx2006
      @Nathanfx2006 Před 25 dny +31

      Really is!

    • @kyleemerson
      @kyleemerson Před 25 dny +13

      Amen

    • @anon2414
      @anon2414 Před 25 dny +63

      My hobby is boozing at the bar. No time for this nonsense lol

    • @black_nebula
      @black_nebula Před 25 dny +39

      As he did. This is his hobby lmaooo

    • @Cricket9579
      @Cricket9579 Před 25 dny

      ​@@black_nebulaThis isn't a hobby, it's pure stupidity.

  • @RichardBechtel87
    @RichardBechtel87 Před 3 dny +1

    After 60 years bro wants his time to shine 💀💀

  • @user-id4ee4mm6f
    @user-id4ee4mm6f Před 10 hodinami +1

    Straight to the ❤! Why led the chicken when my heart needs a blast

  • @LogicalNiko
    @LogicalNiko Před 24 dny +2211

    Customer: I don’t want any LED on my chickens.
    Chickens are currently bathed in LED light from the overhead store LED lighting.

    • @fleshsuitman
      @fleshsuitman Před 24 dny +20

      Was looking for you.

    • @kevinc233
      @kevinc233 Před 24 dny +21

      And they probably use an IR heat lamp.

    • @achaille9110
      @achaille9110 Před 24 dny +10

      Scanning lasers aren't LED lights

    • @jeremiahwelborn5526
      @jeremiahwelborn5526 Před 24 dny +4

      I doubt they're LED

    • @kahooker1
      @kahooker1 Před 24 dny +9

      Lo9ks like he doesn't want to consume the chicken bc of the LED scan. However, does he realize he just absorbed LED 5x by having his chest scanned 😊

  • @lawabidingbaddie9595
    @lawabidingbaddie9595 Před 25 dny +4015

    Don’t scan my chickens with LED, SCAN MY HEART AND LUNGS WITH LED INSTEAD! 😂😂

  • @mexilicious
    @mexilicious Před 2 hodinami

    His vibe tells me he's had to prove this a hundred times!😂

  • @Steelosick
    @Steelosick Před 22 hodinami +1

    This is GOLD!!! Imagine this on Curb!!! Larry would kill this!

    • @Lepocoloco
      @Lepocoloco Před 4 hodinami

      Pretty pretty… pretty good.

  • @luksrytv
    @luksrytv Před 23 dny +248

    "I don't want any LED on them" said in a warehouse completely lit by LED Lights

    • @yardsofa
      @yardsofa Před 22 dny +4

      This was my first thought, right after "wtf?" Lol

    • @melaninmonroe007
      @melaninmonroe007 Před 22 dny +15

      No LED on my chicken, but LED my heart, lungs, and esophagus instead cuz fuck em 😂😂

    • @nk-dw2hm
      @nk-dw2hm Před 14 dny +3

      ​@@melaninmonroe007 you might have those Trump level light bulbs if the led is getting to your esophagus and lungs

  • @lisae3663
    @lisae3663 Před 23 dny +1206

    Don’t scan my chickens, just scan my chest 5 times. 😂

    • @NewYoutuber1111
      @NewYoutuber1111 Před 23 dny +1

      😅😮

    • @starlane3146
      @starlane3146 Před 23 dny +6

      I know, right 😂

    • @sburker32
      @sburker32 Před 23 dny +2

      Multiple shirts on so he's not worried. It can't penetrate clothing very well

    • @jezycooke2998
      @jezycooke2998 Před 23 dny +3

      Maybe he has a foil shirt under

    • @calchen7275
      @calchen7275 Před 23 dny

      I understood where he was coming from until he said just scan me instead

  • @pinkmoon78
    @pinkmoon78 Před 2 hodinami

    that's very clever of him to say I don't want any trouble.
    he then makes him go through the process how he wants it done🎉

  • @indexclone8130
    @indexclone8130 Před 18 hodinami +1

    Colonel Sanders sure is passionate about his chickens.

  • @unknownkse
    @unknownkse Před 27 dny +3438

    Old man was expecting more of a fight 😂

    • @dovie2blue
      @dovie2blue Před 26 dny +33

      I don't want any trouble!! Always right before they throw hands

    • @mike.1
      @mike.1 Před 26 dny +3

      Why that morn scan the credit card?

    • @5150-well
      @5150-well Před 25 dny +1

      Ludicrous, they've scanned that through at least twice before it gets on the shelf.

    • @abarjess9259
      @abarjess9259 Před 25 dny

      You should the customer behind him angry

    • @GodlyHashira47
      @GodlyHashira47 Před 25 dny +2

      @@mike.1because the guy confused him so much he lost all of his thinking ability. 😂😂

  • @gabrielamontenegro8090
    @gabrielamontenegro8090 Před 13 dny +732

    Respect for the people that work in customer service.

    • @bradleywelch9290
      @bradleywelch9290 Před 11 dny +14

      Thanks a lot, man. I've been working for a month now at a call center, and man, is it not for everyone. The majority of neutral and nice people really don't drown out the few that are extremely rude and disrespectful and difficult for no reason. One of those long calls can take a toll on u for the rest of the shift sometimes.

    • @Jersey_b-tch_
      @Jersey_b-tch_ Před 11 dny +2

      LORD HELP US....

    • @Aimee42
      @Aimee42 Před 11 dny +7

      I've been a cashier for 20 years. I've seen some things. Just be nice to us and we really will bend over backwards for you. But when you're rude, I'll do everything I can to avoid giving you what you want. So just be nice. That's all.

    • @albinofrog7347
      @albinofrog7347 Před 11 dny

      we strugglin out here 😭😭

    • @floatingdisembodiedhead8975
      @floatingdisembodiedhead8975 Před 11 dny +1

      ​@@bradleywelch9290I used to work at a retailer yeah you are right. But the moment you meet that considerate and kindest customer on the planet, it just makes it worth the hassle but there's still always a limit. There's a reason why I don't work there anymore 😂 it takes a mental toll on your psyche.

  • @Salubrious_death
    @Salubrious_death Před 2 dny

    Dude's brain is smooth. It's just a red light. It won't hurt you or your chickens.

  • @420proposition
    @420proposition Před dnem

    This man came in with the energy of a bank heist

  • @user-ft1mn7ff9r
    @user-ft1mn7ff9r Před 8 dny +692

    “I don’t want any trouble” knowing damn well he was looking for a argument 😂

    • @czens5311
      @czens5311 Před 4 dny +3

      He wasn’t he is a tiktoker who is just very protective over his cheap rotisserie chicken

    • @ramrodbldm9876
      @ramrodbldm9876 Před 3 dny

      ​@@czens5311he was, he's a weirdo cornball

  • @josephmunguia9632
    @josephmunguia9632 Před 27 dny +4892

    I don’t want any problems….continues to be a major problem for every employee 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @carrasco2011sc
      @carrasco2011sc Před 27 dny +14

      Asi es como empiezan los chismes he said "trouble" not "problems"

    • @paddaaweh
      @paddaaweh Před 27 dny +8

      Great job quoting it wrong.

    • @josephmunguia9632
      @josephmunguia9632 Před 27 dny +23

      Trouble or problem dude is an issue so what’s y’all’s? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @GustavRex
      @GustavRex Před 27 dny +22

      ​@@paddaawehHoly shit, who actually cares? It means the same, stop being pedantic.

    • @Roach_Dogg_JR
      @Roach_Dogg_JR Před 27 dny +11

      @@paddaawehthey quoted nothing. No marks

  • @DAWNSTAROFDAVID
    @DAWNSTAROFDAVID Před 2 dny

    Knowing full well, he's the whole problem while saying "I don't want any trouble " 😂

  • @QueenKiera
    @QueenKiera Před 4 dny

    Lol the cashier is so chill love it.

  • @charlespearl3569
    @charlespearl3569 Před 21 dnem +849

    This man’s buying chicken from the store and worrying about the scanner hitting the chicken….😂 those chickens packed with a lot more than some LED 😂

  • @merlenepeters7174
    @merlenepeters7174 Před 22 dny +513

    Don't LED scan my chicken, LED scan my organs instead, yes hit me 5 times, what an absolute genius.😂

    • @caleb1231
      @caleb1231 Před 22 dny +9

      This dude is 1000% who they modeled Frank after in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    • @jessca_87
      @jessca_87 Před 22 dny +2

      It’s honestly not funny anymore and definitely not a genius😂 far from it

    • @exilhannabal
      @exilhannabal Před 21 dnem +2

      He'd rather risk his body than dinner
      Sounds like a man dedicated to enjoying the rest of his life

    • @merlenepeters7174
      @merlenepeters7174 Před 21 dnem +1

      @@jessca_87 do you understand sarcasm?

    • @user-kl6lo7hx4w
      @user-kl6lo7hx4w Před 21 dnem

      @@caleb1231this is definitely some Frank shit lol

  • @noahvian7357
    @noahvian7357 Před 20 hodinami

    He should submit a Guinness book record of “most Costco rotisserie chickens bought without being scanned”

  • @demometalico8074
    @demometalico8074 Před 4 dny

    Nah he got the sku printed straight on it. Glad the cashiers had a good laugh with that one 🤣

  • @gabybobadilla3039
    @gabybobadilla3039 Před 24 dny +1473

    “I don’t want my chickens with LED, I want the LED straight from source” 😂😂😂

    • @charinav3556
      @charinav3556 Před 24 dny +8

      "Feed me daddy" - this guy.

    • @MAHnett1981
      @MAHnett1981 Před 24 dny +10

      You took the words right out of my mouth!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @LONEWOLF-rq5tl
      @LONEWOLF-rq5tl Před 24 dny

      ​@@charinav3556 Uhhhh how about a bit fat NOOOOOO and don't EVER say that again there little bitty boss boy!!

    • @fallonnelson2141
      @fallonnelson2141 Před 24 dny +9

      Right like bro it just went into your body anyway 🤦🏾‍♀️ and if he only knew when the chicken came from and what they did before he got it 😂...

    • @xxavriixx7802
      @xxavriixx7802 Před 24 dny +5

      I was thinking the same thing..😂 like what's worse? It on your chickens, or straight on your chest? Lol I'm sure it's harmful but 🤷‍♀️

  • @Misszza21
    @Misszza21 Před 23 dny +1324

    Don't scan my chickens. just SHOCK my heart. 5x I need the energy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @relyk4277
    @relyk4277 Před 3 dny

    That's super funny! Having worked in the backroom of a grocery store I must say that that chicken was almost certainly scanned numerous times while being shipped.

  • @carlossoto7725
    @carlossoto7725 Před dnem

    Dude in the back going ham 😂😂

  • @courtney1496
    @courtney1496 Před 11 dny +384

    Look, as a former cashier this sort of craziness would legit be the highlight of my damn day ok. No judgment, keep doing you sir

    • @Stephaniemickle
      @Stephaniemickle Před 7 dny +8

      RIGHT?! I’d be cracking up if someone said this to me as I was checking them out hahahaha it’s hilarious, and he’s so fucking serious. Don’t mess with him or his 5 chickens, scan his chest and move on 😂😂😂😂 ooooh I love it so much lol cause it’s just so simply ridiculous and you can’t even be mad at all, just, respect. ❤😂😘😘

    • @BabyWavv
      @BabyWavv Před 7 dny +2

      Literally man, I used to have to fight tweakers outta Walgreens 🤦🏽‍♂️ I would’ve loved to get interactions like these

    • @KC-rl5uu
      @KC-rl5uu Před 7 dny

      Maybe it has lead woven into the shirt

    • @user-vh4nk5yy6s
      @user-vh4nk5yy6s Před 7 dny +1

      sometimes you're in the mood for it, sometimes you're not

    • @realitycheck4092
      @realitycheck4092 Před 7 dny +1

      Well, luckily you don't speak for every cashier in the world. Some people don't live in a play on BROADWAY. Manners matter.

  • @achiinrst1628
    @achiinrst1628 Před 14 dny +695

    "No LEDs on my chickens" he says standing in a store lit almost entirely with LED

    • @joshuathompson2404
      @joshuathompson2404 Před 12 dny +3

      OMG you're right. I can see the ballasts in the background. That's hilarious!

    • @nagosnell
      @nagosnell Před 12 dny +1

      The checkout gun uses lasers, doesn't it?

    • @joshuathompson2404
      @joshuathompson2404 Před 12 dny +1

      @@nagosnell both exist, laser and led based bar code readers. I couldn't say with 100% certainty that this is an LED reader. It looks like it could be. The guy certain seems to be under the impression it is.

    • @donavonduke1305
      @donavonduke1305 Před 12 dny +2

      @@joshuathompson2404led fixtures don’t need a ballast

    • @joshuathompson2404
      @joshuathompson2404 Před 12 dny

      @@donavonduke1305 I was waiting on someone to call me on that, hahaha. I actually worked for a retrofitting program too...I should be ashamed of myself.

  • @lnis5073
    @lnis5073 Před 4 dny

    The guy in the back arguing with the cashier 😭😂

  • @ceIIardoor
    @ceIIardoor Před 4 hodinami

    He doesn't want LED on the chicken he's gonna eat, but he doesn't mind it DIRECTLY ONTO HIS CHEST 😂😂

  • @xgetxsickx
    @xgetxsickx Před 17 dny +781

    Buddy doesn't want any trouble, but here to give it all

  • @JessicaJackson13
    @JessicaJackson13 Před 25 dny +6406

    You know the employees are familiar with him and probably think “oh great, he’s back” (insert sarcastic eye roll here) when they see him😂

    • @punkinpie2
      @punkinpie2 Před 25 dny +57

      " Oh , nooo !
      He's in my line !"

    • @koraliee
      @koraliee Před 25 dny +67

      He even started out with "you know who I am, I don't want any trouble" like some sort of mob boss 😂😂

    • @John...44...
      @John...44... Před 25 dny +4

      No they dont lol

    • @marymays8846
      @marymays8846 Před 25 dny +8

      I love this man. He knows that all these big box stores will RIP you off in a heart beat. Weigh your fruit vegetables or meat before you go to check out. Now when you check out see if those items weigh the same.😊😊😊

    • @idk9637
      @idk9637 Před 25 dny +9

      ​@@John...44... he literally opened with "you know who i am. I dont want any trouble."

  • @freddyvaldez4443
    @freddyvaldez4443 Před dnem

    Y’all noticed the other guy in the back trippin on the employee 😂

  • @brianeych
    @brianeych Před dnem

    He saved those chicken's lives, they're so small and that LED is so bright.

  • @Eyeminded
    @Eyeminded Před 24 dny +1345

    That chicken been scanned during shipping & handling 😂

    • @AitchJay
      @AitchJay Před 23 dny +23

      My first thought, man needs to grow his own chickens in a dark shed !

    • @bud9450
      @bud9450 Před 23 dny +1

      Those chickens were handled by gonads

    • @LifeLaughLove998
      @LifeLaughLove998 Před 23 dny +2

      @@AitchJay you don’t grow chicken🤦🏽‍♀️ You “Keep” chickens or
      You “Raise” chickens

    • @slothgarage4846
      @slothgarage4846 Před 23 dny +10

      ​@@LifeLaughLove998 You know what they mean. What's your problem

    • @connorsdarkcorner
      @connorsdarkcorner Před 23 dny +3

      @@LifeLaughLove998 depends where they live. different country's have different gramma. kind of like how i can tell you to grow up, (also known as becoming a mature adult who doesnt try to act like a smart ass over others spelling/gramma) in england where im from we would say grow rather then raise or keep. cause its the act of growing a animals meat content. you would say keep/raise if your wanting the chickens for eggs as you plan to keep the chickens long term till death

  • @christiangenger
    @christiangenger Před 22 dny +1268

    “You know who I am, I don’t want any trouble”… that was your sign to buckle up if you hadn’t buckled up already. 😅

  • @norabeery9954
    @norabeery9954 Před dnem

    Man said he don't want any LED on them😂

  • @andytraiger4079
    @andytraiger4079 Před dnem

    You know when this guy enters the costco, the people back in the kitchen are exposing all the chickens to LED lights.

  • @kccarp
    @kccarp Před 24 dny +342

    "I don't want any trouble" as he immediately make every step of the process more difficult than it needs to be

    • @DiningWithDiego
      @DiningWithDiego Před 24 dny +3

      Exactly 😂😂

    • @justinselby6282
      @justinselby6282 Před 24 dny +2

      These type of people never fail to amaze

    • @renep8671
      @renep8671 Před 18 dny

      Bc he quite actually was hoping for trouble
      Did he start off with “you know who I am”
      ?

  • @moonbuggg
    @moonbuggg Před 24 dny +620

    “I don’t want any trouble”
    *proceeds to be a troublemaker* 😂

    • @evjimz8460
      @evjimz8460 Před 23 dny +1

      😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @melvinflent278
      @melvinflent278 Před 23 dny

      How

    • @weiner_hands-guy914
      @weiner_hands-guy914 Před 23 dny

      He didn't really cause any trouble for anybody.That all?I mean it's fucking pretty easier to scan the guy's shirt

    • @urmomsfriend4909
      @urmomsfriend4909 Před 23 dny +1

      Lmaooooo

    • @alexanderm.9674
      @alexanderm.9674 Před 21 dnem

      I would hate to be behind this dude. Just stfu and pay for your chicken! Damn! Old man want attention.

  • @dcaseng
    @dcaseng Před 5 dny

    Dude ended up with like 10 LED shots to the heart, lol.

  • @dankura
    @dankura Před 3 dny

    i thought he was a super villain the way he started the conversation

  • @drex5160
    @drex5160 Před 11 dny +637

    Literally standing under LED lights as he speaks 💡😅

    • @kyledeeds7991
      @kyledeeds7991 Před 9 dny +11

      And does he think his chickens weren’t scanned before he got to them? My old job title was store scanning specialist and had to walk around the store checking the prices of each item with a little machine to make sure they were the right price, and I know the people packaging meats do it too

    • @ENTJ47
      @ENTJ47 Před 9 dny

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @proper9095
      @proper9095 Před 9 dny

      ​@@kyledeeds7991 bruh....this video is a joke

    • @matt9234870
      @matt9234870 Před 8 dny

      well, those are halide housings

    • @nickiealtieri-enochs1914
      @nickiealtieri-enochs1914 Před 8 dny

      And his chest just got LED scanned! Make that make sense. 🤔😂

  • @Joker9331
    @Joker9331 Před 24 dny +120

    This man will be thrilled to know that Costco switched to full LED lighting in all their stores in 2016. His chicken has been basking in it since it arrived.

  • @RandyLott
    @RandyLott Před 4 dny

    He's showing his card like he's a federal agent lmao

  • @yasocaso
    @yasocaso Před 5 dny

    Bro just keeps causing havoc in Costco 😂

  • @Blue4626
    @Blue4626 Před 26 dny +3920

    It was the " you know who i am" at the beginning that tells you this guys a real joy on a daily basis😂

    • @RG-qo2hu
      @RG-qo2hu Před 26 dny +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @user-fw8bw3eg7q
      @user-fw8bw3eg7q Před 26 dny +91

      I thought it was the " I don't want any trouble" which simply means "I'm a pain in the ass and cause trouble for attention." 😂

    • @1stpersonstreamer660
      @1stpersonstreamer660 Před 26 dny

      He sued them because he is very very jewish and so was the lawyer

    • @RareWatermelonEnjoyer
      @RareWatermelonEnjoyer Před 26 dny

      Mental illness

    • @wadewatts1441
      @wadewatts1441 Před 25 dny +16

      If it wasn't the you know who I am. Or the I don't want trouble. Bro has the chicken barcode printed on a shirt. That isn't something that was made easily or on a whim

  • @DR.peterQue
    @DR.peterQue Před 11 dny +97

    Rare footage of
    Albert einstein
    Doing groceries shopping.

  • @zerozero1944
    @zerozero1944 Před 3 dny

    😂 this man belongs in a movie as a Bank thief w weapons

  • @dayaamaro8316
    @dayaamaro8316 Před dnem

    Costco be hectic look at dude checking out behind them he’s mad bout something 🤣😂

  • @msullivan85
    @msullivan85 Před 22 dny +699

    This guy walked up and bought chicken like a mob boss. "You know who I am, I don't want any trouble" LOL

    • @nono-yw3tv
      @nono-yw3tv Před 22 dny +5

      To be honest though, Once you see a dude who has a whole bar code on their chest, It's kind of hard not to know who they are and what they want done. 🤣

    • @roycelis9033
      @roycelis9033 Před 22 dny +3

      What’s wrong with led on the chicken!

    • @revolutionmedia2644
      @revolutionmedia2644 Před 22 dny +1

      What a weird jew in this video!!!

    • @Dee-zx9zm
      @Dee-zx9zm Před 22 dny +1

      😂😂😂 you know who I am I don’t want any trouble 😂😂

    • @ctrodriguez111ent
      @ctrodriguez111ent Před 22 dny

      I would definitely call manager to see if its okay lol

  • @quincylockett7846
    @quincylockett7846 Před 27 dny +1828

    I pray for his Neighbors 😂😂😂 yall know he a Joy😂😂😂

    • @concernedcitizen9208
      @concernedcitizen9208 Před 26 dny +10

      You know his name is definitely Kevin

    • @nothingsurprisesmeanymore
      @nothingsurprisesmeanymore Před 26 dny +19

      He's just so annoying and they have several annoying videos of this crap.

    • @dexlovesgames_dlg
      @dexlovesgames_dlg Před 26 dny +5

      Y’all realize this is the old dude’s CZcams channel right?

    • @PMTcommenter
      @PMTcommenter Před 26 dny

      I pray for you for not knowing this is a skit

    • @Gixsir
      @Gixsir Před 26 dny +4

      @@dexlovesgames_dlggood I personally hope he sees how annoying he is

  • @terrapinflyer273
    @terrapinflyer273 Před hodinou

    If he had more shirts under that one for separate items in his cart... That's be a whole comedy routine right there lol.

  • @ambergreene4527
    @ambergreene4527 Před 3 dny

    I could absolutely see my dad doing this 😂😂

  • @aleahhaven7323
    @aleahhaven7323 Před 24 dny +241

    That chicken been scanned 40 times since it left it original factory😂

    • @bubonicchronic5306
      @bubonicchronic5306 Před 23 dny

      Bruh it was made there 🤦‍♂️😅😅

    • @stootg
      @stootg Před 23 dny

      It’s the same barcode, they wouldn’t change it for anything, most products are like that. You can scan the same item as many times as you are trying to purchase and it will not make a difference.

    • @aeonz1240
      @aeonz1240 Před 23 dny

      @@stootgthat’s true most of the time but as soon as corporate decides to change barcodes, the shirt becomes obsolete. It doesn’t happen often, but it happens sometimes if a new flavor is added in a lineup of products or if the product gets renamed or a price gets changed.

  • @dave23024
    @dave23024 Před 3 dny

    "I don't want my chicken contaminated by the LEDs. Just hit me directly with it."

  • @westcoastspartan1528
    @westcoastspartan1528 Před 22 hodinami +1

    Albert Einstein loves his chickens 😂😂😂😂who else watched to see if his shirt worked ☝️

  • @yorfitness2033
    @yorfitness2033 Před 25 dny +804

    "I don't want any trouble, I am the trouble" 😂

    • @HB-tc9bi
      @HB-tc9bi Před 24 dny

      😂😂😂

    • @evjimz8460
      @evjimz8460 Před 23 dny

      😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀⚰️⚰️

  • @Ech0s_1972
    @Ech0s_1972 Před 19 dny +906

    That light is the least of those chickens problems at this point 😂

  • @laceyp9687
    @laceyp9687 Před 4 dny

    this is the rare "pain in the ass" stuff you have to just laugh it. Total legend.

  • @nomoreheroes1718
    @nomoreheroes1718 Před 5 dny

    Old man: "I got five chickens! One for each family at the house!"

  • @joshniehaus4378
    @joshniehaus4378 Před 24 dny +368

    No LED on my chickens but gladly put it over my chest and heart area 😂😂

    • @cropdustin6867
      @cropdustin6867 Před 23 dny +1

      That t shitt has aluminum foil lining, obviously

    • @katty01
      @katty01 Před 23 dny +2

      @@cropdustin6867but not on his hand when scanning the card

    • @SieSweetie
      @SieSweetie Před 23 dny +1

      Bahaha exactly my thoughts

    • @weakw1ll
      @weakw1ll Před 23 dny +1

      I think hes taking the shirt seriously not the LED like the shirt is the subject matter not the LED

  • @Djreactions831
    @Djreactions831 Před 23 dny +145

    Wait until he finds out the ceiling lights are LEDs 👀😂

  • @tee-boppin_em8147
    @tee-boppin_em8147 Před 5 dny

    "Don't LED Laser Poison My Chickens" LED Laser Poison Me!! 😂🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @sherriweibert3311
    @sherriweibert3311 Před 7 hodinami

    Scan my shirt 5 times buddy! 😂

  • @robbygee2539
    @robbygee2539 Před 14 dny +76

    This is literally all the control he has.

    • @jensmith4411
      @jensmith4411 Před 12 dny +5

      Damn. Thinking about like that is so sad. :(

    • @TheBulge
      @TheBulge Před 12 dny +6

      ​@jensmith4411 what's sad is the idea that crazy people act like this with customer service employees

  • @cacsoccer101
    @cacsoccer101 Před 23 dny +963

    This man is a regular. They saw him coming and got their phones ready 😂😂

    • @joeysgames1084
      @joeysgames1084 Před 23 dny +2

      Dude we used to have a customer just as crazy if not worse, we did the same thing to them (mostly because she would come back a week later and abuse staff because she did not realise she purchased the product a week back)

    • @dillonventola408
      @dillonventola408 Před 23 dny +3

      This is like the 3rd video I've seen of him... I really don't get it...

    • @xirabolt
      @xirabolt Před 23 dny +4

      And yet he didn't know to have the membership card ready.
      As much as I love Costco, i find myself going to Sam's Club more because the scan-and-go means I'm not stuck behind people like this.

    • @ms.t3655
      @ms.t3655 Před 23 dny +3

      ​@dillonventola408 he getting his 15 mins of fam.

    • @steviaberry
      @steviaberry Před 23 dny

      @@dillonventola408this is his page hahaha

  • @movieart_media
    @movieart_media Před 3 dny +5

    Out of everything I've seen today on here. I say this guy is the coolest.

  • @fenukueatmon5424
    @fenukueatmon5424 Před 3 dny

    I smile because of his age and participating in anything dealing with the Internet this is just hilarious. Please allow me to be him at that age. LMAO.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂