OLD MAN GETS SCANNED AT COSTCO?!?
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Go scan yourself at Costco. Shirts available here:
www.oldjewishmen.net/product-page/item-87745-shirt
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Well well well... I can tell by your username
Bruh you can save half of your money and do it yourself.
wtf lol 😂😂
❤
Gets scammed ❌😢
Gets scanned ✅😂
❌ should be red not ❎ green
Aren’t they based on weight? I feel like they all had slightly different prices, last I checked.
@@doob- u're right imma edit that
@@waddakno9644yeah, and also, it's a different item tho 😅
@@doob-Who in their right minds thought "hmm, I'm gonna create a X emoji, but make it green"
I can imagine this guy arguing with his wife "where's my rotisserie chicken buying shirt "😂😂
@ivanflores7383 nahhh now I’m picturing him as frozone 💀
Bahahaha, i glget that reference
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Lmfao!!
Nahhh now I’m picturing this mfkr as frozone 😂
ALBERT EINSTEIN SHOPPING 😂😂😂
It's ALBERT EINSTEIN 🤓
Can’t imagine how crazy this guy is
Between very and extremely. Also the light from the store are also led so, I’m not sure what he’s trying to achieve.
Probably thinks LED is radioactive and doesn't want it on his chicken. Something tells me this man doesn't own a microwave. 😂
@@americanlibertas3726funny he doesn’t want the LED on his chicken but he will take it full blast right to the chest 😂😂😂
I know he hoards everything he comes across like my grandpa😂
😂😂😂
Einstein went from physics to barcodes
Einstein literally married his cousin.
He's an inbred thief.
He's also something else but I'm not allowed to say that.
Know what he's not? He's not white.
litterually laughed out loud😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
What now kidding dude wow.. that s news to me.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I knew it was in here
New employee cause the one behind him was already on it 😂😂
He knew the code. Well seasoned employees remember the numbers 😂
Seen that too 😂
i had a stroke reading that and i continue to have strokes
The one behind saw the last four digits and knew. You’re right.
Guh ok?..
The Einstein comparisons are ironic. This dude is scared to death of a laser touching his chicken (though not himself it seems), meanwhile it was Einstein who laid the foundation for lasers via stimulated emissions of electromagentic radiation back in 1916.
This has to be satire, this is a joke brother
@@punnygod6287 no there are people really like this. I've dealt with several in my time working at a natural foods grocery store.
@bignamek you'd have to be so disconnected from reality to be scared of a barcode scanner 💀💀😭
@bignamek I work at a chick fil a and I've never had that issue
@@punnygod6287 lol yeah it really is a bit nutty that they're scared of them. Not sure what it is, but natural foods stores bring out those sorts of people it seems. Surprised this on was at a Costco or something.
I wanna know the story here. As a former cashier, there would be bar codes that they would just never fix. I had customers who memorized plu numbers and recite them to me. I bet this man loves his rotisserie, and got sick and tired of not being able to check out. Made a shirt. At least that’s what I’m gonna tell myself here. 😂😂😂😂 he’s adorable. ❤
Actually it's because he doesn't want to have his chicken "polluted" by the code-scanner "rays". So he gets scanned on his chest 😂❤ Even if he was right, I don't think that this is a better solution, 😂 but who cares what a funny lad. On the other videos he always has this same "used by life" pissed-off look, like as if he was thinking "Why am I only surrounded by r3t4rds in this world" 😂
Actually it's because he doesn't want to have his chicken "polluted" by the code-scanner "rays". So he gets scanned on his chest 😂❤ Even if he was right, I don't think that this is a better solution, 😂 but who cares what a funny lad. On the other videos he always has this same "used by life" pissed-off look, like as if he was thinking "Why am I only surrounded by r3t4rds in this world" 😂
Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. He probably buys their chicken often and you’re right about that. I was a cashier too for years and some don’t wanna scan and it’s so annoying. You have to call someone to go get another one or bring you the sticker on the shelf or sometimes they would tape the barcode on the side of the register to make it easy when those items would come up.! so yeah I think you’re right that probably is the story haha 😊
Yes but no. Seen a video of him yesterday. He had 5 chickens in his cart and his exact words were "I don't want LEDs on my chicken." He is just a nut job who thinks the scanner will activate/do something to the chicken
There's nothing adorable about it. It's a paranoid delusion, unfortunately.
Don't polute my chicken with your laser beams! 😤
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm laughing more than I should hahaha
Pollute me instead
"I don't want no trouble. DONT put the LED on my chicken."
no dont point it at my food! point it directly at my chest and my heart
@@nikkybear 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!
This is Einstein’s twin brother SCANSTEIN 😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stop it lmao 😂
Well, you tried 🤷🏽♂️
💀💀💀💀💀💀
😂 MR. Ollie's, "Good AND CHEAP!"😂
Haha perfect.😂
Look just like him😂😂😂
i get those chickens all the time and for awhile i got them for the plastic container. They happen to be PERFECT for starting new seeds or cloning lol. Anything to keep high humidity. It would cost you a few dollars to find something like that. It's just perfect. With tiny little holes at the top it's perfect lol
I work too as cashier. It happens often because of the heat the bar videos gwt blured
is it perfect though?..
Good idea! I'm always saving random containers for plants
lmfao
You know he talks about Costco chickens at least 5 times a day. 😂
And talks more about saving a couple pennies. Yeah we know what he is.
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣😊
@@daviddunhill3582in 2024 economy everyone a jew now
Costco should literally sell this shirt as merch 😂
Right lol like have an option for customers to get their most purchased products barcode on a shirt and only print them on order so they don’t have a bunch of un purchased ones 😂
30%
I actually think you're on to something.
Gonna be a bunch of npcs wearing the same shirt in Costco
Low key the children would love it.
Buncha kids holding chickens in oversized shirts.
With the way he's viralizing and monetizing this quirk I'm sure he unlocked free chicken for life!
Don’t scan my food, scan my heart!
"Sir, If your card declines again we're going to have to put you back on the shelf.."
Congrats on the most underrated comment of the video!
@@Necrotoxicdk thankyou good sir 😂
Just Scan my underwear! My crypto wallet will cover this 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahahah
The fact that the other employees know shows just how often he does this and i think it makes this sm better. This man is a legend
Why does he do this though?
@@nicholasporter6693to not “contaminate” his chicken with the scanner
@@Yes-ls7fv exactly so he prefers to be scanned on the chest 😂❤
Yes, mental disorders make you a legend.
I saw a link that says buy shirts here, I'm pretty sure there's a few people that do this
He looks like Dr. Know 😅
He rockin' the barcode drip fr
Albert Einstein buys that many rotisserie chickens from CostCo!
😂❤
Awesome way to save money. Feeds at least 2 adults. For 5$
Little do they know this man created a virus in the form of a barcode. He now has a lifetime supply of free chicken from costco. Mastermind
...? It's a regular thing for him to come in, and he still had to pay.. what video did you watch
@@FastSicklehe was making a joke
The joke doesn’t make sense. He didn’t get anything free nor a lifetime supply of anything 😂that’s like me saying “wow that chicken cooked it self!!” What the hell would I even be talking about? Same as your joke 😂
@@kewlnes987chill, it's an AI bot it's still learning.
So defensive
The Legendary Ron Jeremy at Costco
I never get tired from this video I watched it million times and I will keep watching it 😂😂😂😂
He just likes to identify himself as a rotisserie chicken🤣🤣🍗🍗
You are what you eat?
He can identify as whatever he wants thats the kind of world we live in now days lmao.
😂😂
@@austinashby9571 he sure can.... and i can identify as brad pitt, dont make it true😂
😂😂😂
Lmao u imagine if they found out the price was cheaper on his shirt yrs later
Lmaoo
Is anyone gonna tell him?
@@notabovebutequal1138let him believe
No , it's fun reading the comments@@notabovebutequal1138
😂😂😂
Buddy needs to do pixar voice acting
Why did he flinch 😂😂
If i was a cashier that wouldve made my day & been a story to tell
You've clearly never been a cashier.
I've been a cashier, and it would've annoyed the hell out of me. If he wouldn't let me scan it, I would just key it in, in spite of his stupidity and technophobia, to make his stupid shirt pointless.
@@pablosrzu must be fun to be around lol
@@lipcano no. He’s right.
I would love for you to work as a cashier lol
This leaves more questions than answers
Bruh! Was sitting here overthinking what I was seeing. The fact that I'm not alone satisfies my curiosity lol
And here i come
I THINK... Costco said they wouldn't change the price on their chicken when inflation got crazy.. this guy copied the original price code to MAKE SURE THEY DONT LOL
@@Indigo3.7thanks, that makes the most sense to me now! My stupid thoughts were he had some phobia about people touching or having their hands near his chicken so he'd have them scan the shirt while he protecc the chicken 😂😂
These systems work off inventory. The barcode does not contain the price, just the product ID (so for example all the rotisserie bar codes are the same number) then the system checks a database to get the price. If Costco changed the price, he would get charged the new price.
This is adorable, wholesome and makes me have questions
“It taste better when you don’t scan my rotisserie chicken “ 😂
That dude must really love those chickens if he got a barcode scan of Costco chickens put on a shirt! 🤣🤣🤣 I don't know if that's next level commitment or next level insanity or a little bit of both
😂😂😂
That's gonna be me when I'm old.... committed to my insanity!
Me either but I’m here for it . 😂❤️
Rotisserie chickens are fire they usually come with pretty good seasoning too id get one too lol my
How pissed would this dude be if the cashier actually long range scanned the chicken
😂😂😂
GET DOWN!!! WE GOT SCANNERS ON THE ROOF!
That would be hilarious
Am I the only one who doesn't know why he's scared of his chickens being scanned?
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it's relative scanning 😂
"it DOES work" got me laughing lmfao
Like the teller is supposed to know.😂🤦🏼♀️
I think they know this guy the other worker even said scan his shirt before the old guys said something even after he(the worker) said its gonna work so im guessing hes a regular and dont want nobody touching his chicken 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Qdelilah wonder if he realizes someone has to touch it to cure it, ship it, prepare it, and package it? Strange to make such a strong stance here at the end where realistically 100s of hands have touched that packaging
@@QdelilahI'm assuming it has something to do with the red light
@@FastSickleI'm pretty sure it was more about the laser it takes to scan the barcode over top of his food
@lispear2815 what's the problem with the laser? And why would it be okay to shoot his body with it but not his food?
Older generation humor is of a fine quality only certain people can appreciate
Regards
Bro is trolling😂😂😂😂
Old man: hold on let me change to my muffins shirt.
"It's an older code sir, bit it checks out"
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Why is this comment not liked 1 billion times?!?!😅😂😂😂
Bar codes never change, I watched a guy try spam from the 80s vs spam today and when he showed the close up the barcode was the same.
I see your phone has upgraded too. Mine keeps changing the word "but to bit". It doesn't make any sense
"Hunny where is my costco rotisserie chicken shirt!!!"
Einstein loves his rotisserie, i could'nt resist
Take it it easy Doc. Emmet Brown 😂
Damn, Einstein still got it.
Lol he definitely got the more expensive one for the price of the base model chicken 😂
Base model😂😂😂
Like he buying a hellcat at v6 prices😂💯
Base model????
As opposed to what??
You've seen an upgraded chicken??????????
@pyrokine9538 you havent???
@@pyrokine9538yeah they have laser beams on their heads
Small medium and large! You want a hatchback or a truck?
He must be a regular that other employee pointing to the shirt has been through this before 😂😂
Why does this not have ten million likes 😂😂😂
why is he so mad tho lmao
Old people get mad about the weirdest shit lol
fkn newyork
He doesnt want people touching his food.
He doesn't want the cashier touching his food after touching money and handling everyone's goods..
Entitled jew
Buddy been eating the chicken so long he’s starting to look like a rotisserie chicken! 🍗 😂
Don't scan my food..but scann my heart..my skin 😂😂😂😂😂lol
" SCAN ME " !!!!
😅😅😅😅😅
Old man living the American Rotisserie Dream
Thats a million dollar idea…prove me wrong. Kirkland brand will be selling those soon
Yeah they will if it's their product
Mark of the east too close
They were talking about switching bar codes to qr codes. They can fit more information. Idk when they are going to implement it, but I did see talk of this. I have been in the grocery business about 18 years now.
@@SoGshaiprosper5417idunno, this looks like a fairly western setting to me... 🤔
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got a dirty ass moustache and he's worried about the scanner beam HAHAHHA
Albert Einstein time traveling for leisure 😩😫
What's the big deal, Einstein likes chicken, geez.
😂😂
That explains why he's buying the chicken. I'm trying to figure out why he doesn't want it scanned.
@@Darth0308my overthinking brain thinks that it could be possibly the laser it takes to scan the barcode and it possibly scanning through the package and touching his chicken
Buddy waited all week for that moment! You better not scan the chicken closer to you than the shirt!😅😅
Einstein just wants his rotisserie in peace haha
Looks like dude from the store "Ollie's good stuff cheap"! Lol
"That hysterical!" Yes it is. Albert Einstein with a barcoded shirt. 😂😂😂😂😂
Costo Albert Einstein 🤭🤣
#1 Costco rotisserie chicken fan
(This deserved a follower lol)
it’s not even his account tho lmao
Albert Einstein casually buying his dinner.
#geniusatwork
Honey where’s my chicken shirt 😂😂
After scanning him, it said clearance, old‼️
Grumpy old man at his finest!!! 😂❤
I really enjoy this wholesome bit 😂
He’s definitely a firecracker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So now bro is above the store’s law 😂😂
What a sorry way to go about life. You’re a victim of your mind. God bless yourself.
@@johndoe12988what are you even talking about? Weirdo
Store laws 🤔
Stores don't have laws. They have rules. Rules are made to be broken by taking them into consideration. Laws are not suppose to be broken as laws have a penalty and rules do not. Rules can not be enforced by law.
@@mikethrapp yap this, yap that. Hush
@@jayfrm404ooga booga man used words against me but I have no comeback.
Dude been coming for that rotisserie for 30+years 😂
Hands off his damn rotisserie bruh
This makes the guys day and I love it.
Hes afraid to have his meat scanned thinking he will get cancer so he has a shirt made.
The food given and the overall life of the chicken is worse than the scanner could ever be…
Old man’s getting delusional
More false words could not be spoken.
Tell me you didnt grow uo anywhere near a farm without directly saying that😂@Micah_paul_
@Givemedabeans to be fair, he came from a generation where literally everything gave off radiation. He's a few years to late but he has the right idea
@@bigwahoo8686 that’s a factory farmed, traumatized chicken, educate yourself. If possible eat a healthy pasture raised chicken from your farm or a local farm that is NOT fed gmo soy, gmo corn and steroids. A store bought chicken won’t kill you, but my point is the bar code scanner is the least of his worries.
He’s so precious ❤
He doesnt want laser on his chicken but is fine with a star trek phaser blast to the heart and lungs
Don’t scan my chicken with your hazardous lazer. Proceeds to get chest scanned by laser.
Mirale a einsteyn queriendo llevar una remera del futuro al pasado 😅😂😅😅
I guess they didnt burry him far down enough ..... Fkn Einstein 😅
If i worked there i would hate him 😂
We got Einstein buying chicken before GTA 6
I wish I was able to leave Costco with just a five dollar chicken!
That’s all they cost at Costco in Washington state
Rotisserie chickens are always $5 at Costco. It’s such a good deal, it’s cheaper than buying an uncooked chicken 😅
@@MAYBEE90 yes, without the guts!
@@robbyvaughn7754 I think the whole country for five bucks. Since 1994!
Whole chickens are cheaper than buying cuts. Them not having to do the work of breaking it down saves on labor. Just season and let it cook. What to make chicken stock better than store bought. Buy a whole chicken, remove the legs, thighs and breast's. You'll have enough to feed a family of 4, a great stock and be happy you did it on your own. You will need vegetables for the stock but you'll get a decent amount. Sound like more than it is, super easy, once you do it you'll realize its basic. Chef jean pierre did a video on matzo ball soup where he made a stock and he also has another video solely on chicken stock, excellent channel, I recommend watching.
How many chickens do you have to purchase for the shirt Sir? 🤔🤨
Three and a half
@@jabroski69wait really
@@grapebunch7762no just Google "Costco rotisserie chicken barcode shirt" or something
You need about tree fiddy
Little does he know his rotisserie chicken was spiked on the floor half hour prior to purchasing 🤣
Dude is so proud
Einstein just wants his chicken
Einstein making it out the lab with this one
Whole time its the wrong price and dude really is Einstein.
That’s the same guy that was on video buying like 10 ROTISSERIE CHICKENS at one time and he said he was doing it simply because “They’re switching to Bags instead of the Plastic Containers that they come in and he wants his Chickens in a Plastic Box NOT a Bag”. 😂😂😂
Yeah,,, I saw that video,,,
But how in the world the bar code in his shirt works,,???
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I remember working at a grocery store and I’ll be damned if they raise a finger to fix the non working codes on popular items. This man is a legend.
NO LED ON THE CHICKEN guys lol
"it does work" 😂
This costco will soon add barcode sticker labels for the chicken at each register because of him.
He should use self checkout. No arguing with the cashier.
yeah but then he doesnt get to yell at someone to scan his chicken shirt.
"scan meee"
NO LED’S ARE TOUCHING MY ROTISSERIE
He doesn't have to yell at the cashier. All he had to do was say. Please scan my shirt. It's the barcode off the rotisserie chicken.
He politely asking..NYC❤️🍎
@@Andy-Andeee It's not what he said. It's how he said it clearly you didn't catch that simple concept.
@@Andy-Andeeeignorance at its finest👏🏽you want a cookie boy?
@@Andy-Andeee 🤡🤣
@@Andy-Andeee 🤡🤣
This is the “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!” guy!!!
This is the same guy with the sign about the hot dogs 😂
“Enough is enough!!”
Albert Einstein 😂