Top 5 funniest jokes from the Carry On comedy film series in Britain from the 1950s to the 1970s - Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Peter Butterworth and the rest of the team.
A vague memory - I think it must have been a Carry On that contained the exchange: "If you're a pirate where are your buccaneers?" "On the side of me buccin 'ead"
In Carry on Doctor, Barbara Windsor sees Peter Gilmore eating a piece of fruit. Babs: "What a lovely looking pear." Gilmore: "You took the words right out of my mouth."
From Carry On Jack: (On a sailing frigate, 1800) "What's that plaque on the deck?", "That's where our last captain fell.", "Yes, I nearly tripped on it myself."
All classics. My favourite is Hattie Jacques in Carry on Again Doctor ´I´m a simple woman and I want to be wooed´ Kenneth Williams replies ´Oh you can be as wooed as you like with me!` Absolute genius.
What about the gag where Kenneth Williams says " But Matron I was was once a weak man". To which she repies " Oh Doctor, once a week is enough for any man".
For me the number one was "Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it in for me!"
From the dentist one.
A vague memory - I think it must have been a Carry On that contained the exchange: "If you're a pirate where are your buccaneers?" "On the side of me buccin 'ead"
In Carry on Doctor, Barbara Windsor sees Peter Gilmore eating a piece of fruit. Babs: "What a lovely looking pear." Gilmore: "You took the words right out of my mouth."
My favourite is from Carry on Up the Khyber:
"tried it once" has always been my favorite.
You forgot the #1 of all time Carry on Cleo when Caesar newly stabbed says "Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it In For Me"
The bullshippers one is classic
Such fun, silly films. Always make me happy!
"We're here to let off some seamen. . . . NOT IN MY TOWN YOU DON'T "
From Carry On Jack: (On a sailing frigate, 1800) "What's that plaque on the deck?", "That's where our last captain fell.", "Yes, I nearly tripped on it myself."
All classics. My favourite is Hattie Jacques in Carry on Again Doctor ´I´m a simple woman and I want to be wooed´ Kenneth Williams replies ´Oh you can be as wooed as you like with me!` Absolute genius.
"You must be circumspect."
number one line was "Hampton Court ?" and king Henry replies "no ,I always walk like this"
Carry on Henry:
I looked forward to each and every one of them. They were very popular here in Canada where we enjoyed the accents and Britishisms immensely.
The Carry On films are great for a rainy Saturday and nothing else to do.
British humor is finer than gold.
Moostafaleek! ... from Follow that Camel always has me laughing every time.🤣
What about the gag where Kenneth Williams says " But Matron I was was once a weak man". To which she repies " Oh Doctor, once a week is enough for any man".