3 Scary Games #37
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- Just because Christmas is over doesn't mean that Santa Claus can't climb down your chimney, crawl through your house, slip through the cracks of your bedroom door, and murder you in your sleep!
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I never thought I’d be scared by a man coming around the corner saying “want a sprite cranberry?”
I thought this was a popular game like 2/3 years ago?
Roadent1241 I’m not sure
@@kaileyburnett3305 Okie, I think I remember Raedwulf playing it back in the day when he was still on CZcams.
It made me jump sooo badly then I thought the same!
Player 2 Logging Out CRAB RAVE INTENSIFIES
Mark: *Throws can at LeBron*
LeBron: **cha cha real smooth**
Lmaoooooooo yassssssss
You mean Lakh’broan Jah’mes
Also LeBron: *stops time and ties himself to Mark with an invisible rope then lies down and makes time resume*
16:53......... What are you looking at me for? That's hilarious on its own.
😭✋ yes
The complete shock on Mark’s face of the sliding glitch in the sprite cranberry game is pure gold lol.
I WAS THINKING THE SAME LMAO
That was a funny glitch of him sliding on the ground
XD
I never knew how funny Markiplier was😂
Somehow just found his channel and this video is freakin hilarious
@@sturrrdy the. krab Cha Cha Slide. 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
Living his best SpongeBob life!!!🤣
when?
"Why do you have to live in a back alley of a back alley of a back alley?"
*Every "going home" horror game ever made in a nutshell.*
420 likes. *niiiice*
*Okaeri flashback*
Yeah
😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚
@@cameranridings1146 plz speak human not mum on facebook
It skerd me to def😱♥️💔😳🤕🤕🤕😫😣😆🌚🖤🌚🖤🌚🖤
Mark: *Gets hit by car breaking every bone in his body*
Also Mark: I'm so *NIMBLE*
Works best in reverse.
I had to comment this made my day 😂😂😂 im weak.... need air
@@WolfiePH reverse is never the best, if u shit in a toilet, its never good in reverse...
Pecan but he didnt take any damage so this becomes beyond stupid.
XD
"I'm gonna run out of stamina, how close are you?"
hehe seggs
hehe seggs
hehe seggs
FBI OPEN UP!
Sussy Baka OwO
18:51
Mark: *Throws fanta*
Lebron: So you have chosen death
“I’m gonna shoot Santa. Oh I am SO gonna shoot Santa Claus.”
Starting off the new year right I see.
That was my New Years resoloution
nice
Maria May stop
Not even day 1, and already on the naughty list :P
Well, Grandma got run over by a reindeer. We're only looking for justice, here.
Therapist: “Lakh’broan Jah’mes isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.”
Lakh’broan: *w a n t a s p r i t e c r a n b e r r y ?*
*T h e a n s w e r i s h e r e e e*
Lakh'broan jah'mes : *i t s t h e t h i r s t i e s t t i m e o f t h e y e a r*
It’s the thrirst thirstiest time of the yeeeeeeaaaaar
..
@@deeznuts1058 why tf Tik Tok.
Its a 2018 meme
“Santa probably could be around the world to deliver broken necks” is the best sentence I have ever heard
"and AXES to the SPINE"
The second game had me dyinggg😂😂 Lakh’broan Jah’mes comes up the the door: WaNt A SpRiT CrAnBaRrY
😂😂ahhhhhh
It was so dumb 😆🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*lebron *james
“Want a sprite cranberry?”
Mark: “No, I don’t, oddly enough. Weirdo.”
*sad cranberry noises*
**sad lebron noises*
I work at sonic and have multiple people ask for Sprite with cranberry and all I can think of is "YoU wAnNa SpRiTe CrAnBeRrY?!?!?" And I instantly start cracking up as soon as I get off the headset 😂😂
Black Rose 😂
@@moshyy_ someone legit asked for one yesterday too. Lmao. It was great 😂😂
My friends found a Sprite cranberry meme and it’s a little funny
What people don't know, is that these games show how to deal with the three Christmas beings: Santa, Krampus, and LeBron James.
You must shoot Santa 24 times, you must throw Fanta at LeBron James, and the jury's still out on Krampus.
18:48 “you can’t you won’t- *hit him and then starts sliding* WHaAaaAAAaaaA”
“Santa Claus close your ears”
That’s a new one
Brand New Sentence
Lmao first it was “turn off the curtains for Freddy now that”
lol..... *thats a new one*
He's checking his ears
He's checking them twice
He's gonna shut off the music tonight
Santa Claus is closing his ears
Im ur 1,000th like!!
"Thirstiest time of the year"
I think we all know where this is going.
Hey! wanna sprite cranberry?
Wow a NoahsNoah fan haven't seen other fans in a while
Me: *sigh* yes absolutely
Leshanna Antiniece the answer is cleeeeeaaaaarrr
It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year
Me who suffered through the cranberry ads for ages: STAB HIM
You have no idea how hard it was to not laugh at the thirstiest time of the year
Mark: is litterally dying
The audio: THIRSTIEST TIMEEEE OF THE YEARRR
GACHATARD SPOTTED
😂your funny
Wow what a funny comment that is definitely not like all the others
LOL
So weird
I just start to read this comment at the same time mark was saying it
Mark: “I am the least patient human being on the planet”
also Mark: *spent at least 45 minutes pacing while carrying his dying dog refusing to abandon him even when the game kept looping the trail*
Wait which video was that
The people need to know!
@@WindowLickingDeer blair witch
Violamae that’s not patience, that’s stubbornness lol
@@mix9616 Stubbornness is just patience out of spite.
18:00 “I wAsTeD aLl mY crAnBeRry”
19:57 thirst slide of the year
Everyone else: Let’s leave out milk and cookies for Santa
Mark: Let’s shoot Santa with a 9mm
Riding around the block with a Glock
Yo ass finna get shot
Self defense!
McGLOCKlen
Yes self defense with a killer Santa on the loose
I wanna like this comment but it's at 666
Mark: "Alright, this one is called Thirstiest time of the year."
Me: "Wanna Sprite Cranberry?"
Shiro whos your picture? Im curious
I'm surprised that he doesn't remember/know what that is.
Shiro Nice 😃
Sarah Rose it’s a Lynx probably just art
ITS CRITE SPRANBERRY
Santa popping out as soon as Mark assumed he was down there with him scared me bad enough to pop my back
Mark: Just because Christmas is over doesn't mean we can't bundle up, get cozy, and enjoy the terrors of Santa Claus finding his way into your house at night.
Billy: *NAUGHTY*
Man
*Disemboweled body on the floor*
Mark: hmm, well that’s a problem
XDD
Maria May no
@Maria May Oh heck no
there's like, police outside right?
Indeed 😂
Mark: "I'm glad *I* killed santa claus."
Warfstache: *am I a joke to you?*
@Karina Cat
BE GONE *BOT*
Danny Gonzalez must be coming for Mark
That's funny
Mark : Loses Christmas Spirit
Krampus : Time To Go To Someones House
im crying at the secound game
also it was funny when LeBron chased him while be has dead
Mark: *Lifts hand to reveal bandages*
Normal fans: "What did he do to his hand."
me: *Laughs in Unus Annus*
I've been searching for this comment 😂😂
*laughs in don't tell amy*
@@welpnowicantchangethisfor9286 Very true. lol
What did happen to his hand?
@@stalkingreaptor285 He got angry and punched a hole in the wall.
“I’m going to shoot Santa”
-Markiplier 2020
Let it begin
9 yr old me when i get nothing on Christmas
🎵I wanna be Santa Claus so,
I'm gonna kill Santa Claus
When I hear those reindeer paws
I'm gonna break the law! 🎶
ngl I was half expecting the comment to say “Markiplier 2019” then I remembered it was actually 2020 lol
@@soundwavesuperior28 same
When I was a young boy, I asked my mother, "Is Santa Claus real?" She took a puff from her cigarette and said, "He was real, but some people shot him." This is not a joke, this is a true event that genuinely happened.
Nice mom 😂
dude when i read the first part of your comment i immediatly thought of welcome to the black parade by my chemical romance
Once the objective of the first game was to go down into the subway, it gave me a Silent Hill 3 vibe, like when Heather would go to the subway to get home.
I love how Mark just assumes that his characters are always butt naked.
XD
How would he know if they have clothes though its a first person perspective lol
@@8-BitFoxy joke 😂
@@8-BitFoxy r/woooosh
OMG ITS TODOROKI
Mark: Running through dark subway
The rest of us: “Flashlight?”
Lol and the fact that he could see the enemies on the radar.
Marks got balls he don't need no flashlight
@@melissabrooks1392 hell yeah
“Tasty burger”
“Hot sausage”
🤣
Markiplier is literally the only person I've ever heard say "I'm glad I was able to kill Santa" 😂
Also poor lixian ;-;
Me: gets a Sprite Cranberry ad during the second game
"This game is called...."
*"S L A Y B E L L S"*
*balls
@kitty kunpop Thank you for the Hazbin Hotel refrence i am inlove (i also love Eddsworld)
That's just a vasectomy just not the safe kind
Thank you so much Q.Q
@@kurom2888 Das good but ion remember asking
*"I'm still taking my clothes off in this horrible town for money."*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
*Facts*
_┬─┬ノ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°ノ)_
Mark: ok guess this is my life now (:
He literally said that right when I read your comment 😂
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This has got to the funniest 3 Scary Games episode I’ve seen so far
I’m losing my mind at the lebron game 😭🤣
I like how Lebron James Naruto runs when he's chasing you and singing it the thirstiest time the year
Mark: "Did you just punch me through a door?"
Me: you are one to talk.
Wow what a funny comment that is definitely not like all the others
LordAdriøx How ironic.
@@LordAdriox says the spammer
Anvorguesas de juanito el que vende alcachofas thats the whole joke -_-
@@LordAdriox haha that's funny I get it now
“I’m so nimble and so quick”
Me: JuSt lIKe oLd sAinT nIcK
@Maria May theres nothing there
Wrong one.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over the candle stick!
That rhymes
With This Hat And This Coat
I Look Just Like Saint Nick!
[It's A Grinch Reference]
@shotty boi O-O okay...
Mark: Getting killed by Lakh'broan Jah'mes
Lakh'broan Jah'mes: "Want a sprite cranberry?"
The first game felt like, if Puppet Combo made a Christmas mod for Cry of Fear.
Also, I would love to watch Mark play through Cry of Fear.
Mark: * throws fanta *
Cranberry Spirit: * stunned*
Mark: HAHA
Cranberry Spirit: * violent sliding *
Lmao, I died at that part
This is the meme police
You've been saved from the law only because of your name
💀💀💀💀
@@nai978 samee💀
It's really funny i died at that moment 😂😂
Game dev: this is good game
Lakh'broan jah'mes: *starts sliding on the ground*
Game dev: oh...
why did this make me laugh so hard?
I was dying laughing at that drag. I was like OMGeee what the hell, it was a great burst of laughter I needed.
It's not a bug, it's a feature
Didnt he play this before?
It was so funny 😂
3:55 tAsty bUrgEr
Tasty... cat and Mouse experiment-
💀
Me watching this in the middle of the summer:
*I n t e r e s t i n g*
2019: turns into 2020
Markiplier: ChRistMAs!!!
@kitty kunpop people are gonna make eggnog with the egg boisss-
(Eggbois from hazbin hotel)
As far as I'm concerned, the Christmas season still has a week left. Where I'm from the holidays last until the second week of January. Some parts the entire month
2020: Ah yes I have arrived
Markiplier: Walks into room
2020: *r u n*
You’re not wrong😂- at least there’s no fnaf yet, we aren’t scaring 2020 too much!
Tiny Kitty
Am I’m a joke to you? (Lol)
I like how pretty much the
whole episode mark talks about killing Santa
17:29 “nice naruto run” I don’t know why I found this so funny- he watches anime??i didn’t know that Lolll
“I miss my little Billy.”
Somewhere else on Earth:
“SCREW YOU BILLY!”
Yep...no one
So true No One
@@TheBestCat1290 ...no.. one....🤔
Somethingelseyt
*Jacksfilms Kermit intensifies*
Me: *Sees Mark with bandage.on his hand* Oh, I love the continuity that Unus Annus has.
Yeah your right 🤣🤣🤣
@Zurina Lehre I believe it's from when he punched a hole into the wall.
What happened
What’s a... bandagne? I think you meant bandage.
@@sltrskid This is what happens when you play games and write comments at the same time x _x
Mark: You can’t you shan’t
Lekh’Braun: proceeds to crab slide
Also mark: tHaTs NoT fAiR!
22:08. I love the Mark-Lixian interaction. It’s cute, humorous and just overall neat!
F*cking love Lixian's self-insert edits. Also I'm sure tons of people said it but the second game is based on a Sprite Cranberry commercial starring Lebron James
Same
@Shooting Star wanna Sprite Cranberry?
Huh-uh!
The answer is cleeeeear
Sally: im still taking my clothes off for money
Mark: ohh so thats what im doin
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oh-
*Okay*
We gotta get him to play Doki Doki exit music
*remembers the time Ethan and Mark painted each other butt naked*
@@biscuit9220 *giggles in unus annus*
When Mark justifies a homicidal Santy Clause with a ho ho ho-micide 😂
0:18 - Slay Bells
15:36 - Thirstiest Time Of The Year
21:17 - Oh, It's Christmas
"... if I were in a horror movie I would die so quickly!"
*_H E I S T W I T H M A R K I P L I E R_*
XD
Sally: I need to get home before midnight. I don't want to be out too late.
Also Sally
*I guess I'll take the empty ass subway tunnel*
i dont get it
Can you not attempt to be funny and type something else?
@@MemeMcKid you're one to talk with your cringy fnaf lookin pfp and also cringy name
@@noafu6436 Lmao, well said 👏
@@MemeMcKid idk I thought it was pretty funny🤷♀️ to each their own i guess
The first game is so oddly comforting. It's so tragic, yet I somehow feel very comforted by it.
8:50 was the first time one of these videos actually got me good.
Mark: “I’m so nimble, I’m so quick!”
Me: “Ok Jack”
Is that a set it off reference?
Jack be nimble jack be quick jack knocked off the candle stick on to the shedd carpet.
@@oakre6689 jack be nimble ia a song
And he barely got away from old saint nick
KingAssassin 544 and his pants caught on fire, causing him to stop drop and roll
When you remember Coryxkenshin played one of these games...
*Cries tears of remberance*
Jeffrey Vazquez lmao
When you get the first reply
LMFAO! Yes xD
Ya
So true
I love how Mark and Lixian both contribute so much to make these videos good. Mark is the entertainment we are aware of, but Lixian (although we know is there) isn't direct and still adds so much to the video itself with editing. Together, they make a good team and compliment each other very well
When mark said AhEtsthyeeyee I felt that
Mark: “What is that?!??”
Me: “the Sprite Cranberry.”
It's the fact that he diddnt understand the lebron James part either 😂😂
it's just wafflz Mark: WHY DOESN’T THIS WORK?
Lebron James: IT’S LEEEEEBRRROOOOOYYY JEEEENNKIIINNNS
*You can't escape the Sprite Cranberry*
@@kingsnothere8075I know right!!!?
Google Poodle am I the only one who thought r played this before?
Child: Why does Santa only come once a year?
Dad: Because for the rest of the year he's in jail for breaking and entering.
😂
Yeah probably
U stole that joke from villager news you...
Justice Cooper
Sounds legit...
Omg I've never heard that; that's amazing😂😂
**Mark fighting Santa**
Mark: "GOD NOOOOOO I HATE YOU"
I was dying the whole time!!
2:51 when he said that my mom was on her way to the room and looked confused and weirded out at the same time😐
Kid: stays up late to find Santa on Christmas Eve
Mark in the chair with a gun:
*I’m gonna shoot Santa*
I can't I'm dying XD
I just imagine mark wearing that big pink mustache and a 1920's detective outfit, slowly he puts his finger to his lips: "shh I'm gonna shoot santa NOW GET BACK TO BED"
@@rainthesomber WILFRED WARFSTACHE
Jordan Aviles YES😂👏
Nobody:
Mark when he sees Santa: so I started blasting
* So anyways, i started *blastin'*
XD
JasprrOwO it’s the internet. Nothing is original. Get out of here with your useless negative comment.
Not gonna lie, Santa in the first game spooked me as it did mark
I’m not even kidding I literally got a Sprite Cranberry commercial at 25:09😂😂😂
“Wanna Sprite Cranberry?”
Lebron has that chase down. You can’t escape him 😂
Chase down artist hall of fame
Ha ha that funny and true
You mean Lahk'broan Jah'mes?
AWESOME
"It was at this moment that I realized I was dead. And as I prepared to meet my fate, my killer uttered one last sentence..."
*You want a sprite cranberry*
I love the lack of punctuation. It implies that this wasn’t a question, it was just a statement telling you that you *want* a sprite cranberry in a forceful tone-
11:15 I love how Mark went from a German accent to an French accent and then ending off with a Canadian accent
16:35 I’ve never heard a more sincerely confused and bewildered “what” in my life. It’s so perfect
"I'm assuming he's down here."
_Is surprised by him being down there_
**I**
He Got Jumpscared Idiot
@@melfawcett1942 you're like your pfp but more toxic also r/woooosh
Ádám Tóth woosh isn’t in order here you malfunctioning microwave,
Everyone: santa game
Me: but... but sprite cranberry
eZzY XD same
It's tHe mOsT taStYst TimE oF thE yEAr
Ma man
I squeed when Mark FINALLY got around to playing it.
@@j.beaber651 wAnNA SpRiTE crAnBerRY?!?!?
It is good to go back and watch some of the earlier #3 scary games videos.
He keeps doing the crab and slides on the ground 😂
Mark: "... Am I butt naked"
Also mark: walks up to homeless man "Hi"
Mark: *throws fanta*
Lebron James: *sliiiiiiiide*
Did you mean Lakh'broan Jah'mes
I love how he says Christmas is over, and Christmas is now starting for 2020
I remember that sprite cranberry game so well, I’ll return every year to watch it again.
Mark: “ if im a stripper my legs must be immensely strong”
yup
@Maria May nothing. Again, once again, theres nothing there
“Tasty burger”
“TASTY map”
“TASTY HOT SOWSAGE”
“Tasty cat and mouse experiment”
“That’s a little different. One of these things is not like the other”
It's the sowsage
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Tasty Mark. Yessssss
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts nope, just think he's hilarious! 😁😁🙂🙂
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts And I love watching his horror game series.
How did you get so many subscribers?
I wish I had lots of subscribers to...
I’m so happy the Christmas is indeed not over yet
Marky's playing slay bells, he's playing thirstiest time of the year and he's playing oh it's Christmas!
Mark: WHAT IS THIS??
Lakh'broan Jah'mes: *iT's tHe tHiRsT tHiRsTiEsT tImE oF tHe yEaAaAaR*
Wolf Spade it’s honestly a pretty good game
I hate how i can only get a good laugh from dumb stuff like this
He doesn't know what it was and I'm saddened by the missed opportunity.
When the guy started to fly across the ground, I freaked out screaming ew.
"What, what is THAT? *The CRAB SLIDE*"
“Right on the eggnog if you know what I mean.”
I do not.
pp
@gamerboy999dabomb jesus I don't know if I should be turned on or disturbed...
@gamerboy999dabomb jesus I dont like this comment
La penis
Are you serious?
Mark: "I have nerves of steel."
Also Mark: **punches hole in wall from an intense bike ride**
also mark: E E
When did that happen ?
@@hypershadic2673 Unus Annus, the president's fitness test vjdeo...
@@ittybittyrampagingcommittee I knew it! it's from unus annus 😂
Yeah, didn't he break his pinky?