Series 17, Episode 2 - 'Jumungo.' | Full Episode

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  • čas přidán 4. 04. 2024
  • Greg Davies sits in judgement as Nick Mohammed sheathes a water bottle with a sock and Sophie Willan attempts to take flight.
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    In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
    Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.
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Komentáře • 776

  • @rolliepollie941
    @rolliepollie941 Před měsícem +1982

    “Sophie took 10 minutes… to spot Patatas” is just as funny as “It took 19 minutes… for David to spot the grape” from NZ Taskmaster

    • @MyNameIsNeutron
      @MyNameIsNeutron Před měsícem +43

      *David

    • @alexread6767
      @alexread6767 Před měsícem +19

      ​@@MyNameIsNeutron it took 19 minutes for Paul to spot David Grape

    • @oliviabjork
      @oliviabjork Před měsícem +36

      David Correos might be my all time favorite TM contestant 😂

    • @palmeroringor
      @palmeroringor Před měsícem +15

      Or Matt Watson to open an unlocked briefcase

    • @rolliepollie941
      @rolliepollie941 Před měsícem +7

      @@MyNameIsNeutron I literally just watched this season I’m in shambles I got the name wrong

  • @TheRealMRTS
    @TheRealMRTS Před měsícem +985

    I think think the best thing to hold upside down is James Acaster

    • @bansheekh
      @bansheekh Před měsícem +38

      That’s the first thing I thought of and was praying for someone to bring him.

    • @tikofelis8313
      @tikofelis8313 Před měsícem +6

      could you tell me why? 🙃

    • @cyran1886
      @cyran1886 Před měsícem +65

      ​@@tikofelis8313 Because Greg once held him upside down on stage by the feet for a prize task. "Best thing from the 90's ? The fact that my childhood ended. I hated being held upside down." And the rest is history.
      James Acaster weirdly enjoyed it though

    • @tikofelis8313
      @tikofelis8313 Před měsícem +8

      ​@@cyran1886How could I forget! 😂 thanks 👍

    • @fearSimon
      @fearSimon Před měsícem +5

      The first thing that came to my mind is a bottle of Wine. I might have a problem...

  • @chayimweinstock443
    @chayimweinstock443 Před měsícem +1027

    Steve softly muttering "Pancakes...." and a hungry wormhole appearing out of nowhere is just delightful.

    • @nunyanunya4147
      @nunyanunya4147 Před měsícem +34

      that vampire is just showing off his invisibility powers! notice he didn't get wet ever!?!

    • @chayimweinstock443
      @chayimweinstock443 Před měsícem +5

      @@nunyanunya4147 oh damn you’ve got a point!

    • @SquareNoggin
      @SquareNoggin Před měsícem +2

      How does this keep happening to me? Three times now while watching Taskmaster I just happen to start scrolling through the comments and as I read a comment quoting something from the episode, that exact phrase is said in the show.
      As though my internal monologue reading your comment was playing on my speakers. Three times this has happened to me in three different episodes! Spooky.

    • @chayimweinstock443
      @chayimweinstock443 Před měsícem

      @@SquareNoggin what were the first two?

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- Před měsícem

      @@nunyanunya4147 makes sense, wormhole sucks up light - it is truly invisible. But now I wonder if I've seen his reflection on the dome... Thanks. 😅

  • @carosene4136
    @carosene4136 Před měsícem +890

    I love how you can hear Alex laughing in the background more often than usual. I'm unsually invested in that little guy's happiness.

    • @WYCD
      @WYCD Před měsícem +3

      ​@@GarrettPDGAGo on then! 😊

    • @somewherenowhere676
      @somewherenowhere676 Před měsícem +1

      @@GarrettPDGA What a weird comment.

    • @SquareNoggin
      @SquareNoggin Před měsícem +5

      It's often pointed out, but Alex is actually a somewhat tall man. Above 6ft anyways. It's funny that he's thought of as little.

    • @somewherenowhere676
      @somewherenowhere676 Před měsícem +10

      @@SquareNoggin That's the joke.

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- Před měsícem +2

      @@somewherenowhere676 I thought it was about little horn, the beast! Perhaps it just is about his size compared to greg's...

  • @burculuks
    @burculuks Před měsícem +1439

    My hypothesis is that Steve is going to win the series, because although Joanne and John are also in the running, they can't win because they are teamed with Sophie 😂.

    • @dontpanic716
      @dontpanic716 Před měsícem +188

      John is going to be crushed when he loses to the old guy who's just having a laugh

    • @magicfroggi
      @magicfroggi Před měsícem +52

      goodness gracious Sophie. I love her! So silly!

    • @emilyche1101
      @emilyche1101 Před měsícem +236

      It does seem so. However Dara O Briain was paired with John Kearns and Fern Brady.

    • @Nico-pq8fw
      @Nico-pq8fw Před měsícem +69

      Unless it's a manual labour / structural integrity based team task! 😂

    • @samkruse3351
      @samkruse3351 Před měsícem +48

      I agree! Steve has put actual effort into the prize tasks and he's very clever, my money is on him winning by a very large margin

  • @randylucas2458
    @randylucas2458 Před měsícem +805

    We need to get a task master season with all of the International assistants as the contestants

    • @R4rd
      @R4rd Před měsícem +24

      Wow i love that idea!

    • @giabarrone7422
      @giabarrone7422 Před měsícem +13

      I really hope this happens.

    • @Goblin-Lord
      @Goblin-Lord Před měsícem +8

      That is a wonderful idea

    • @SomeGuy-mt4hq
      @SomeGuy-mt4hq Před měsícem +39

      Of all ideas I've seen in TM comments, that is definitely never going to happen

    • @mremumerm
      @mremumerm Před měsícem +3

      not the Canadian one he's awful

  • @Ashezth
    @Ashezth Před měsícem +169

    I just want to point out, Elon is not a scientist.

    • @WYCD
      @WYCD Před měsícem +17

      Appreciated!

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Před měsícem +20

      Is there proof yet he’s an actual human being?

    • @Travenspear8
      @Travenspear8 Před měsícem +10

      Or a genius

    • @ivybee63
      @ivybee63 Před 2 dny

      Exactly what I thought when that was said!

  • @AlexanderTheMysticCrow
    @AlexanderTheMysticCrow Před měsícem +260

    As a native of Chicago, it's great to see that our robot crab meme made it oversees.

    • @ShinyHubCaps
      @ShinyHubCaps Před měsícem +8

      I’m from Wisconsin and have never heard of the crab but have heard it looks like a robot reading a book.

    • @whiteout2297
      @whiteout2297 Před 29 dny +2

      @@ShinyHubCapsI am FROM CHICAGO and I was always told that

    • @susansobon
      @susansobon Před 12 dny +2

      I've from northern Illinois and never heard of the crab/robot lol

  • @orimengu
    @orimengu Před měsícem +162

    "- Goo!!!
    - Pass
    -THE GOO!!!"
    is now my favorite interaction in taskmaster

  • @melissaj2837
    @melissaj2837 Před měsícem +335

    "Now if I was taller..."
    "Big if."
    Those of us below the line don't mind it. ❤

    • @TroubleToby3040
      @TroubleToby3040 Před měsícem +8

      You are the 2nd person I've found in the comments saying something about "below the line" and the "Big if" remark. Could you explain?

    • @melissaj2837
      @melissaj2837 Před měsícem +12

      @@TroubleToby3040 They're both jokes from Alex's youtube series "No More Jockeys", a game he played with Tim Key and Mark Watson during covid.

    • @somefreshbread
      @somefreshbread Před měsícem +3

      It's like an unintentional reflex at this point

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 Před měsícem +2

      It's very hard to mind it.

  • @ChriPhenix
    @ChriPhenix Před měsícem +237

    Sophie absolutely smashing the whiteboard task is my favorite part of this show. You really never know what kind of situation can draw out the most unexpected victory. I love watching how each of their minds work during a task.

    • @robopecha
      @robopecha Před měsícem

      ??? she was not smashing it, she didnt even try to take it from the wall. she was just as boring as all of them.

    • @Twitchy-Idjit
      @Twitchy-Idjit Před měsícem +2

      She didn't smash it. She got lucky. Those pieces of velcro at the bottom were doing absolutely nothing to support the star so she obviously didn't truly understand the physics of what was happening.

    • @ChriPhenix
      @ChriPhenix Před měsícem +34

      Haha ya'll so spiteful. Just enjoy the show.

    • @robopecha
      @robopecha Před měsícem

      @@ChriPhenix nah, we are just analyzing things honestly. i have high expectations! :)

    • @robopecha
      @robopecha Před měsícem +4

      @@Twitchy-Idjit i think she just hung it onto the board and then added those things because you had to use 3 things.

  • @elifishwhat
    @elifishwhat Před měsícem +206

    even though i knew when it was coming, "jumungo" said with such confidence was hilarious

  • @mahdizaker1773
    @mahdizaker1773 Před měsícem +87

    "I think my intelligence may lie in manual labour" 😂

    • @SpoookiePoookie
      @SpoookiePoookie Před měsícem +12

      "the enthusiasm of a turn of the century mill worker" This is why the UK TM is unbeatable, no matter how well-designed the tasks are in other franchises. The magic is in the studio banter, stirred by Greg & Alex's chemistry and Greg's amazing way with words.

  • @emilyche1101
    @emilyche1101 Před měsícem +286

    2:07 Alex is getting bolder, Greg few years ago would not let him get away with this. 😂

    • @S.S.SupahSpace
      @S.S.SupahSpace Před měsícem +18

      I know LAH has a mouth this season lol. They’re acting more like a married couple

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- Před měsícem +24

      2:14 would've had him backtrack for sure, but here he doubled down. Confrontational like a frustrated married couple indeed! 🤣

    • @MysterySeeker
      @MysterySeeker Před měsícem +9

      I think it's sweet, it speaks to the genuine friendship those two now have. Obviously Alex knows how far he can go to tease him, and he's taking advantage. It makes for a more fun dynamic too

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz Před měsícem +5

      What are you talking about, poppet.

    • @HellHunter00
      @HellHunter00 Před měsícem +2

      19:15 too- good shout, Greg-apotamus 😂

  • @benfulfer3260
    @benfulfer3260 Před měsícem +245

    Greg saying “Is it?!” to the team of three’s performance is the most genuine delivery I’ve ever heard

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz Před měsícem +4

      “You ought to have seen the state of us on the day…it was carnage!”

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 Před měsícem +297

    as Aisling Bea would say: "Dignity intact".

    • @eddiek8179
      @eddiek8179 Před měsícem

      She does not have dignity.

    • @notforyou7834
      @notforyou7834 Před měsícem +22

      ​@eddiek8179 clearly not familiar with the reference... where Aisling sang that over and over.. dancing.. in her underwear

    • @eddiek8179
      @eddiek8179 Před měsícem

      @@notforyou7834 Don't assume. She was on a boat in her briefs. I saw it. She lies a lot and is a bit of an idiot thus no dignity remark despite what she thinks.

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz Před měsícem

      “Oh, Bloody Nora! I’m flyin’!”

  • @scottfelder8846
    @scottfelder8846 Před měsícem +40

    “Beige blobs soil his shoes” is the best line since “he shat himself inside out.”

  • @q-tuber7034
    @q-tuber7034 Před měsícem +159

    Steve brings in one of the best prize task prizes of all time… and finds the punchline in two other prize presentations as well.

    • @papasy3748
      @papasy3748 Před měsícem +13

      Steve did not come to fuck around it seems

  • @xingcat
    @xingcat Před měsícem +392

    I knew of nobody on this cast before this show and wondered if I'd warm up to them, and in true Taskmaster fashion, it took exactly 1.25 episodes for me to fall utterly in love with every member of this new cast.

    • @JLeeeP
      @JLeeeP Před měsícem +17

      Hey everyone. Found the only person on Earth who didn’t watch “Ted Lasso” during lockdown.

    • @codevev
      @codevev Před měsícem +9

      I only watched Ted Lasso this year 😂 and two weeks after finishing season three see Nate in Taskmaster. Can't make this up

    • @roddyeskew3909
      @roddyeskew3909 Před měsícem

      I like that everyone just seems nice. Some of the competitors in the last few years seem like dicks.

    • @BeccaB529
      @BeccaB529 Před měsícem +9

      @@JLeeeP Oops. I must have memory loss then because my brain is telling me I have never seen it either.

    • @VeraFran
      @VeraFran Před měsícem +9

      ​@@JLeeePnot really cos I haven't seen it either

  • @Mat.Pigeon
    @Mat.Pigeon Před měsícem +269

    My dad doesn’t speak English and barely watch tv, but he really enjoy watching taskmaster with me when I visit him

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse Před měsícem +17

      Ahhh, that's sweet. I love when there's something unexpected you can share with your parents

    • @junghunt8645
      @junghunt8645 Před měsícem +2

      Dad.Pidgin?

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 Před měsícem +1

      Thats awesome. it's great being buddies with Dad

  • @jasonarthurs3885
    @jasonarthurs3885 Před měsícem +105

    For the strongest adhesion of Velcro, always place the strips vertically. Overtime, horizontal strips will fail.

    • @Twitchy-Idjit
      @Twitchy-Idjit Před měsícem +6

      Even when all you have is the hooks side and no loops side? 😂

    • @delightfulmochas
      @delightfulmochas Před měsícem +9

      @@Twitchy-Idjitwhat are the chances that the corresponding strips were underneath the table

  • @Veggieman87
    @Veggieman87 Před měsícem +117

    That whiteboard task brought back to mind the old adage: "the cheaper the whatsit, the greater the adhesion."

    • @Rocsanna
      @Rocsanna Před měsícem +12

      Was that Bob Mortimer?

    • @Veggieman87
      @Veggieman87 Před měsícem +19

      @@RocsannaOr Socrates, I’m uncertain.

    • @greggbonti4952
      @greggbonti4952 Před měsícem +3

      Why didn't anyone stick their item to the wood board on the table?

    • @Veggieman87
      @Veggieman87 Před měsícem +3

      @@greggbonti4952 Now you’re thinking with Tasks!

    • @baileylaverdure7927
      @baileylaverdure7927 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@greggbonti4952I definitely saw another comment, but my partner are I were trying to see if the whiteboard could be removed from the wall, and put on the floor! That way anything would stick 🤷

  • @emorsomethinglikethat208
    @emorsomethinglikethat208 Před měsícem +89

    Nick’s reoccurring interest with magnets tickles me!

  • @Laura-td7fj
    @Laura-td7fj Před měsícem +27

    The thought of Greg having all those teddy bears takes on a different air if you've heard the legend of Blue Ted.

  • @essidus
    @essidus Před měsícem +199

    Production team, I love you guys. So much great work staging, filming, and editing. The best in the business, clearly doing a job they love.

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse Před měsícem +13

      They truly make me respect just how much the people who do the filming/editing shape the entire show.

    • @Giguv05
      @Giguv05 Před měsícem +6

      Kudos to the editors who truly brought the greenscreen task to life!

    • @SquareNoggin
      @SquareNoggin Před měsícem +7

      Taskmaster is on a another level indeed.
      Back in the day, (ostensibly) unscripted reality TV was largely uninspired trash. But with Taskmaster, they've not only elevated the genre immensely but have been making easily some of the most creative and engaging light entertainment out there.
      We've come a long way from Big Brother and Survivor and the like.
      It makes me proud of the motherland, a little bit. Never been to GB but as a Canadian I think this show has helped me cultivate a little bit more of a kinship with em.

  • @RonBauman86
    @RonBauman86 Před měsícem +110

    James Acaster is the best thing turned upsided when Greg lifts him

  • @patpat8727
    @patpat8727 Před měsícem +38

    Brilliant conclusion by Sophie there -- a thing which is already hanging on the wall should be easy to affix to the wall.

    • @Twitchy-Idjit
      @Twitchy-Idjit Před měsícem +1

      Right. Just like a car will roll easily if you take the wheels off.

  • @KnitVenturous
    @KnitVenturous Před měsícem +42

    So disappointed that no one brought James Acaster for the prize task

  • @rmhartman
    @rmhartman Před měsícem +48

    I love Nick's commitment to the vampire character during the tasks.

    • @chayimweinstock443
      @chayimweinstock443 Před měsícem +8

      I love how he even wore a cape for his costume.

    • @theobreitenbach91
      @theobreitenbach91 Před měsícem +6

      And here we are two episodes in, and *no one* has mentioned it yet on the show! :-)

    • @garyjohn2000
      @garyjohn2000 Před měsícem +6

      @@theobreitenbach91 Was mentioned in the first episode

    • @theobreitenbach91
      @theobreitenbach91 Před měsícem

      @@garyjohn2000 Hmm… I’ll have to rewatch. I thought that happened in an outtake, not the actual show.

  • @ilonad4907
    @ilonad4907 Před měsícem +83

    Alex is getting even more lippy 😯 and ah Steve, "maybe he had a bad case of humans", "patatas be bravas"... I find it delightful. 😊

  • @jellehoeksma465
    @jellehoeksma465 Před měsícem +113

    that haiku is genius

  • @sigasaurusrex
    @sigasaurusrex Před měsícem +120

    just finished rewatching season one, and gosh it's incredible to see what this show has become

    • @swordsman1062
      @swordsman1062 Před měsícem +29

      Rewatched it recently too, and while the differences are apparent, I was pleasantly surprised by how well the entertainment holds up. The studio banter is top tier!

    • @SquareNoggin
      @SquareNoggin Před měsícem +16

      ​@@swordsman1062It's definitely lost a bit of that raw, renegade "I can't believe we're doing this wacky s***!" magic, but the production value is on a whole other level now.

    • @cwildeman
      @cwildeman Před měsícem +9

      It is fantastic, but on the other hand, we don't get things like Josh tattooing his foot for a prize task or Romesh detonating a watermelon on the floor anymore.

  • @ScubaFanatic60
    @ScubaFanatic60 Před měsícem +51

    Gotta say, I love John's jacket.

    • @ilonad4907
      @ilonad4907 Před měsícem +15

      According to John it is a handmade bespoke copy of Freddy Mercury's 'Webley '86 magic tour jacket.

    • @ScubaFanatic60
      @ScubaFanatic60 Před měsícem +1

      @@ilonad4907 that's awesome. I love it even more now! Thank you!

    • @petebarger2149
      @petebarger2149 Před měsícem +5

      He told Ed Gamble he had to have two made, just in case.

    • @ilonad4907
      @ilonad4907 Před měsícem +7

      @petebarger2149 they always have two (or more) of the same outfits for production reasons. If one of their outfits gets dirty, they put on the other outfit while the other is cleaned. It can sometimes be seen, like when Sarah Millican put Alex in her second outfit for the rubber chutes task.

  • @davidjensen1221
    @davidjensen1221 Před měsícem +13

    The Patatas task is my new favorite version of the "Reserving one of the contestants to show last" gag.

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz Před měsícem +4

      Sophie is going to be the most “shown last” contestant since Paul Chowdhry and Ivo Graham.

  • @OrangeJews1138
    @OrangeJews1138 Před měsícem +8

    40:22 John proves in this moment that every dude is always thinking about the 1995 cinematic masterpiece Heat

  • @YTNFSCC
    @YTNFSCC Před měsícem +10

    I see we're back to Series 1:
    "When in doubt, tell Alex to do the Task for you"

  • @danielurban3416
    @danielurban3416 Před měsícem +46

    I'm proposing the team name for Steve and Nick: The Mild Boys. They're just such a comfy vibe

  • @Natalia-kc4jl
    @Natalia-kc4jl Před měsícem +61

    23:46 - 25:44 OH MY I haven't laughed that hard in a long time 🤣love Sophie and I love the moment when she jumps and we see John and Joanne lmao

    • @theobreitenbach91
      @theobreitenbach91 Před měsícem +11

      John’s pained/surprised grunt floored me. :-)

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz Před měsícem +3

      “Ah’m flyin’! Bloody Norah!” Is a phrase that I have been savoring for days now.

  • @ianfavreau9776
    @ianfavreau9776 Před měsícem +40

    Steve is an absolute monster so far

  • @Rosalind-butNotThatOne
    @Rosalind-butNotThatOne Před měsícem +13

    Based on the timing of cutting away from her + the way she seemed to be leaning in I was *sure* they were going to reveal that Joanne's head went in the dome at 11:29!

  • @kylet.4582
    @kylet.4582 Před měsícem +3

    Closing this video and having it start again at 3:16 was quite the experience

  • @AidenRichardsCheddarRaisin
    @AidenRichardsCheddarRaisin Před měsícem +28

    Us below the liners going mad hearing Alex say "big if".

    • @WYCD
      @WYCD Před měsícem

      15:00 ER

  • @Jell0zz
    @Jell0zz Před měsícem +8

    I've watched the goth disco twice now, and it made me crack a smile twice, a true 5-pointer.

  • @Fortunateson69
    @Fortunateson69 Před měsícem +74

    @6:47 always nice when a former champ shows up, though I’m surprised he got a break from hosting bake-off and going to the club!

    • @AshleighHenczel
      @AshleighHenczel Před měsícem +3

      I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who thought of him 😅

    • @billbauer9795
      @billbauer9795 Před měsícem +2

      Who are you talking about?

    • @q-tuber7034
      @q-tuber7034 Před měsícem +7

      @@billbauer9795Noel Fielding

  • @bobby5161
    @bobby5161 Před měsícem +23

    OMG the bats are just too cute

  • @equinox1188
    @equinox1188 Před měsícem +76

    The first episode of Taskmaster I ever got to watch live! I am so happy right now!

  • @ashleyhamilton4469
    @ashleyhamilton4469 Před měsícem +14

    I'm surprised Greg didn't comment, " I used to be a school teacher why are you explaining the calculator?"

    • @beth12svist
      @beth12svist Před měsícem +1

      He didn't comment, but his facial expressions definitely said "Yes, I am familiar with all this but do go on."
      One of the things I love about British comedy is that sometimes all it takes is a facial expression.

    • @ThelouwseFD
      @ThelouwseFD Před měsícem

      To be fair he was a drama teacher lol

  • @PrashasthiPrabhakar
    @PrashasthiPrabhakar Před měsícem +62

    24:14 has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. Sophie is a wonderful kind of crazy!

  • @Killerhertsbjj
    @Killerhertsbjj Před měsícem +13

    Can't believe this is just free on CZcams now amazing

  • @robertabblebaum7813
    @robertabblebaum7813 Před měsícem +18

    that movie round at the end I think showed just how smart and quick a lot of these comedians are actually are.

  • @Vtarngpb
    @Vtarngpb Před měsícem +33

    A Tudor queen back in Oldy Worldy Times… sounds familiar 😂😂

  • @Klaproossje
    @Klaproossje Před měsícem +114

    Patatas is back!❤❤

    • @Vtarngpb
      @Vtarngpb Před měsícem +3

      He’s a bit of a Punt tbh…

    • @Buretsu
      @Buretsu Před měsícem +16

      Good thing they were able to rescue him after Richard Osman left him in the tree.

    • @The_Joy_Finder
      @The_Joy_Finder Před měsícem +2

      I had the same reaction, but said it in Catherine's voice 😂

  • @PokerJoker811
    @PokerJoker811 Před měsícem +168

    What have we learned today?
    We've learned that if you're lonely enough, a calculator can have a surprising vocabulary. We've learned that the Tudors had a lot to say about toxic msculinity. And we've learned that if you want pancakes, all you need to do is think hard enough to call on a servant who's been trapped by a wormhole into a game of Jumungo.
    We've also learned that the fantasric winner of Episode 2, is STEEEEEEEVE PEMBERTOOOOOOON!

    • @scully47
      @scully47 Před měsícem +17

      Excellent! I was going to write a comment whining about no words of wisdom from Greg. Thanks!

    • @aymiewalshe982
      @aymiewalshe982 Před měsícem +26

      I really miss the "what have we learned today..." endings.

    • @PokerJoker811
      @PokerJoker811 Před měsícem +27

      @@scully47Did one last week as well, but nobody noticed. If Greg's not doing them, then there's a gap in tne market. Might as well provide so that we can all continue to learn every week.

    • @Pegasus_p12
      @Pegasus_p12 Před měsícem +3

      You can’t honestly tell me yall thought the “toxic masculinity” bit was funny 😐

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ Před měsícem +14

      @@Pegasus_p12 Butthurt much?

  • @marika1727
    @marika1727 Před měsícem +30

    Just noticed you added actual subtitles!

  • @TREVONBACH
    @TREVONBACH Před měsícem +42

    The S-Hook is back!
    (Watch those shoulder straps Johnny JR!)

  • @ruffshots
    @ruffshots Před měsícem +9

    The team of three had a huge advantage for the live task, with twice as many guessers, but that was a really fun task!

  • @ivaeradon4570
    @ivaeradon4570 Před měsícem +6

    I cannot overemphasize how much I love UK Taskmaster. Greg and Alex are absolutely amazing, and the contestants are consistently great sports.

  • @marcgorter8651
    @marcgorter8651 Před měsícem +6

    The more I see Pemberton being my favourite, the more I want Shearsmith to be a contestant in the future.

  • @MrTravis346
    @MrTravis346 Před měsícem +17

    Unironically 45 minutes of Dog Walking like that is a good workout

  • @heutenachtistmeintag3328
    @heutenachtistmeintag3328 Před měsícem +2

    "We're now entering the world of paste" is stuck in my brain now.

  • @mikechiu9767
    @mikechiu9767 Před měsícem +13

    Thank you so much for this! Poppet.

  • @_mappr
    @_mappr Před měsícem +13

    Thank you Alex and team for uploading these to CZcams

  • @DC-ul3wq
    @DC-ul3wq Před měsícem +63

    Team of 3 had an unfair advantage in the final task, with two people guessing…

    • @daray666
      @daray666 Před měsícem +15

      Yes. They should have taken turns for it to be fair. but in some tasks the 3 have an advantage in some a disadvantage and it’s nit a serious gameshow anyway.

    • @Jack-ww9ge
      @Jack-ww9ge Před měsícem +11

      Tbf one of the members is Sophie...

    • @Theo-uk8wv
      @Theo-uk8wv Před měsícem

      @@Jack-ww9ge That's an unfair disadvantage

    • @nohandle508
      @nohandle508 Před měsícem

      ​@@Jack-ww9ge exactly my thoughts :-)

  • @ajvandewalle
    @ajvandewalle Před měsícem +7

    Best show in the history of television.

  • @scully47
    @scully47 Před měsícem +12

    I so look forward to this show every week. It keeps my mind off of pain issues.

  • @valeriexjohnson
    @valeriexjohnson Před 6 dny +1

    I love how Steve goes through the effort of explaining an haiku, only for him to do it wrong (he does 5-6-6 syllables) and nobody to catches him up to it 😂

  • @ScubaFanatic60
    @ScubaFanatic60 Před měsícem +17

    I've never heard of Steve before but he's great! Loving this whole group!

    • @user-qy3qy9kd3w
      @user-qy3qy9kd3w Před měsícem +5

      He’s a brilliant actor and writer. They do amazing things with his best friend Reece Shearsmith. You should check out his dark anthology series called Inside No.9 or the iconic dark comedy The League of Gentleman

    • @beth12svist
      @beth12svist Před měsícem

      ​@@user-qy3qy9kd3w I looked him up and... umm... dark does not sound like anything I want to check out anytime soon.
      This is no personal criticism of you, more of a consideration for myself really. But it occurs to me that recommendations should be given without "you should watch". They should be given with "if that's your cup of tea, this person has done this and it's brilliant".

  • @christopherharrison7931
    @christopherharrison7931 Před 19 dny +1

    There are exactly two shows that i will always watch the full opening theme of. One is Game of Thrones and the other is Taskmaster.

  • @raremage
    @raremage Před měsícem +4

    I have enjoyed every. Single. Season. This show is just brilliant.

  • @Narokkurai
    @Narokkurai Před měsícem +17

    This cast might not be as weird as the last one, but they are remarkably clever.
    And really, who could be as weird as the Series 16 cast? That was a league of its own.

  • @browneyedDreamer
    @browneyedDreamer Před měsícem +2

    Oh my god, the return of Patatas!!

  • @BixLovesMiley
    @BixLovesMiley Před měsícem +2

    33:52 "please don't hurt yourself"
    So tender
    (Also maybe probably seems to be a theme for Sophie)

  • @brittneyziegler5742
    @brittneyziegler5742 Před měsícem +21

    John was the only one to take Potatas with him! Why is everyone else so mean to poor Potatas!

  • @trippyfawx
    @trippyfawx Před měsícem +3

    14:59 "Big if" ahaha shoutout no more jockeys

  • @Cyrra
    @Cyrra Před měsícem +37

    With the task taping the heaviest thing to the whiteboard, I would've just taped Alex' hand to the board. Nothing said it had to be hanging off the ground, it just couldn't get loose before the time ended 😅

    • @giabarrone7422
      @giabarrone7422 Před měsícem +9

      I would have taped my own hand in case Alex didn’t comply.

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse Před měsícem +4

      ​@@giabarrone7422Haha, I had the same thought. "I don't trust Alex."

    • @acoupleofschoes
      @acoupleofschoes Před měsícem +15

      "heaviest thing that sticks to the board for 1 minute wins" Doesn't say anything about hanging, doesn't say anything about the board being on the wall. You just have to make gravity not be a factor: heavy thing resting on the floor or board resting on the floor.

    • @A_N1ne
      @A_N1ne Před měsícem +11

      I would've took the board off the wall and taped it to the floor, nothing on Earth heaver then the Earth

  • @guyjackson132
    @guyjackson132 Před měsícem +14

    As I said in a post to Episode 1 - during Steve Pemberton's "egg" movie...you could briefly see the missing cat poster next to the door of the caravan. I wonder if the task was going to take place inside the caravan originally...

    • @BeccaB529
      @BeccaB529 Před měsícem +3

      Oh wow! Or maybe they put little easter eggs for the contestants as hints to later tasks?
      I heard they post QR codes in the other-location tasks where passersby can scan and watch video clips of the tasks filmed there, so I certainly can see them doing that.

    • @irisblue2332
      @irisblue2332 Před měsícem +1

      @@BeccaB529 That's a lovely little tidbit. Strangely, the moment that comes to mind is Doc hucking stuff across the creek toward the shopping trolley because he can't see bridges. I doubt he'd like it commemorated.

    • @BeccaB529
      @BeccaB529 Před měsícem +1

      @@irisblue2332 Lol. Poor Doc. He seems like the only contestant to genuinely have disliked the show.

    • @irisblue2332
      @irisblue2332 Před měsícem +3

      @@BeccaB529 he didn’t do all that poorly, either. I wonder if both he and Jon would have fared better if they had been in a later season when it was fully established that no one who participates escapes looking ridiculous.

  • @chris...9497
    @chris...9497 Před měsícem +19

    Near the end of rescuing Patatas I realized 'patatas' is Spanish for 'potato'.
    Back in hippy-trippy 1971, I had a cat that had a litter of ten kittens and we named them after anything resting near them. It included one named Soap and another named Bowl, but there was also one named Potato. A girl, I think.

    • @BeccaB529
      @BeccaB529 Před měsícem +9

      Back when the seasons had a central item (egg, frozen peas, et cetera), Patatas showed up in the potato season. :-)

    • @BeccaB529
      @BeccaB529 Před měsícem +1

      Also, how cute for the cats! :-) Pet names can be so fun.

    • @cherrycoke106
      @cherrycoke106 Před měsícem +1

      Patatas is also Italian slang for lady parts 😉

    • @JG-vh1xc
      @JG-vh1xc Před měsícem +1

      I know they’re likely gone now but I’d sail across the ocean if potato or bowl or soap needed me to

  • @RealAndySkibba
    @RealAndySkibba Před měsícem +4

    Now that TM AUS is done, I'm so happy OG TM is there to fill the hole

  • @scrivener68
    @scrivener68 Před měsícem +11

    I want John and Little Alex Horne to play the golf course next door.

  • @me-wowlk7402
    @me-wowlk7402 Před měsícem +2

    "Ours was just more... better" Damn, I don't think there's a better way to discribe the difference between two videos)

  • @thomasdegroat6039
    @thomasdegroat6039 Před měsícem +2

    Have y'all noticed that Alex is explaining the rules more and giving more hints this season. I don't remember the last time he said "all the information is on the task"

  • @somefreshbread
    @somefreshbread Před měsícem +1

    I love that Alex can't help himself anymore and has to respond to any "if" statement with "Big If".

  • @MinekEzQM
    @MinekEzQM Před 13 dny +1

    Good to see the David statue is back from the garbage ("Convince the ex-security guard to check YOUR bag" task)

  • @DastardlyInfallible
    @DastardlyInfallible Před měsícem +3

    The bats and the Chicago bulls thing are just meme/reels that went viral on Instagram about 6 months ago. I demand a penalty

  • @dianehrechko6370
    @dianehrechko6370 Před měsícem +2

    Thanks for posting these. I always had to go to another site to watch taskmaster in the US but felt kinda bad about it. Much better to get it directly from the content owners.

  • @idaslapter5987
    @idaslapter5987 Před měsícem +1

    This show just keeps getting better and better.

  • @rs8751
    @rs8751 Před měsícem +7

    lovely to see that Patatas recovered after being eaten by Nish

  • @davidmsirois
    @davidmsirois Před měsícem +9

    1:30 ... eetzlilalexhaaahnn!

    • @scully47
      @scully47 Před měsícem +3

      I’d like to see a compilation of all the times he’s said that.

    • @davidmsirois
      @davidmsirois Před měsícem +1

      @@scully47I do this timestamp on most of these videos 😂

    • @WYCD
      @WYCD Před měsícem +2

      ​@@davidmsirois Thank you!

  • @maiNmusica
    @maiNmusica Před měsícem +8

    I am already heavily invested in this series!

  • @ShinyHubCaps
    @ShinyHubCaps Před měsícem +1

    40:10 giving Sophie “Wonder Woman” and “What Women Want” back-to-back is genius! “Whu wum wha wum wann”

  • @bnsymons3437
    @bnsymons3437 Před měsícem +4

    I am an engineer and he absolutely nailed it until he mixed too much honey in and didn't use enough on the cutting board 35:37

  • @MatthewRowe
    @MatthewRowe Před měsícem +4

    No! No! We don’t remember Elon Musk as a scientist! Jesus

  • @NinaRoad
    @NinaRoad Před měsícem +1

    I watch you from Siberia. And I am so thankful for you putting series on CZcams. You’re all absolutely fabulous!!!

  • @tannerlee1317
    @tannerlee1317 Před měsícem +1

    Steve has had an incredible start to the series. I hope he keeps the momentum. Fun group!

  • @DNTXPCTMCH
    @DNTXPCTMCH Před měsícem +7

    Taskmaster makes my Fridays fun again

  • @sarahrichards9250
    @sarahrichards9250 Před měsícem +29

    I'd love to see Tom Allen on a future season

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse Před měsícem +2

      He'd be fun, being a lot of energy.

  • @hhunstad2011
    @hhunstad2011 Před měsícem +2

    Love this group already. Usually takes me until episode 4 or so.
    Love the show!

  • @faaa999
    @faaa999 Před měsícem +2

    Alex is really letting his hair down this episode my fav at his interactions with Joanne 😂 43:38 & 10:38

  • @nietmachine9301
    @nietmachine9301 Před měsícem +8

    15:00 No More Jockeys flashbacks

  • @Lark1610
    @Lark1610 Před měsícem +1

    My uncle's friend, who had like 5 children, used to win on those claw machines every single time he approached them. So yes, there is a technique. He used them to gift his children toys without spending a lot of money all of the time.