SPY KIDS IS BETTER THAN SKY HIGH DON'T @ ME
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Jacob has never seen SPY KIDS. Instead he grew up with Sky High, because he had a sad childhood that shaped him into the garbage person he is today. I was very curious to see if Jacob would stick behind Sky High or switch teams and adopt Spy Kids into his life. As far as I'm concerned, it's one of the best kids movies I ever saw growing up. That said, does it hold up at all? Or is it a big ol' goof fest?
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#spykids - Kråtké a kreslené filmy
"And what came first, Jacob?"
"my girlfriend?"
" *SPY KIDS!!!* "
*MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
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healthy relationships
huh?!
Yea Yea!
I started to read this as they were saying this no joke! đđđđđ
@@lukescott5261 czcams.com/video/QGd-hXv_s50/video.html
"They're monsters"
"Well let's be more respectful to people with other gender identi-"
" *You're right, they're gay* "
I WAS GONNA COMMENT THIS BUT NEEDED TO KNOW IF SOMEONE ELSE ALSO CAUGHT THIS
sugar gay
@@yeetboi0069 MAKE A HOLE GENTLEMEN! MAKE A HOLE
*Me trying to tell my parents im trans*
My parents:
"You're right. You're gay"
@@cretin_666LMAO this exact thing happened to me too lol
11:22 THE LADYS HAIR GETS BLOWN AND ITS STILL IN HER FACE IN THE NEXT SHOT IM DYING
HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT
And shes still working on her stuff lmao
Omg I never noticed that
Her face should've be melted. But OK since this movie is meant for kids. So...
omg she doesnt even react lmaoooo
He's so passionate about spy kids
it's understandable, there's a *l o t* in spy kids to be passionate about
@@crazyweirdgirl115 well said my friend
I watched it like a month ago on VHS. Sky high is better.
@@ProfLoomis You monster
@@ProfLoomis leave immediately
"my parents can't be spies, they're NOT COOL ENOUGH" just brought me back seventeen years to 2001
Fr this movie taught me about stranger danger. Like, when that lady said âIâm a friend of your parentsâ, little me got shivers because I knew she was lying
Raven Blackwell Why the fuck would you type out that long ass comment that no one gives a shit about but be so incredibly lazy as to not type out two fucking words. âFor. Realâ, fuck sake
logandh2 did your girl cheat on you?
logandh2
Wanna talk about it?
logandh2 You okay?
logandh2 im here for you bro
"i feel like this red-headed kid could make me cry if he wanted to" is the funniest shit to me right now
I always forget these movies are canonicallly in the same universe as Machete, its crazy and I love it
HOW!?!
@@luisumana1238 cos Machete is their uncle lmao
@@SamC_182 Ok......
It's also insane that Machete has all of this rated R stuff but when he's Uncle Machete, everything is peachy and clean.
"Robert Rodriguez is the family friendly Quentin Tarantino!"
...
Machete?
UNCLE Machete.
Machete kills.
Or Dusk Til Dawn loo
Grindhouse
The actor for machete ended up doing old Elâpaso taco commercials in Australia
As soon as he yelled 'SPY KIDS' I knew I was in for a treat
the red head kid is now engaged to megan trainer lmao
Upgrade
Cheese Stick lol theyâre now married
Yikes.
And Carmen is married to Carlos from big time rush
Brianna Childers They also have 2 kids now, and have a CZcams channel where they vlog called LexLovesLos
'If I snap my fingers, then my fingers snap you.' That should have been Thanos's lineđ
Spy kids is legit. The cool, fancy microwave was my favorite part (the one that just freaking made whole meals yaaaasssss...sidenote, the fancy microwave was my favorite part of 5th element too)
Sara Wawa same i wanted that microwave so much and still do
i can see a pattern
yessss
I like the microwave in Back to the Future 2
okay I never realized why I liked spy kids so much but this guy sums it up perfectly, it, and every troublemaker movie, is like a child's dream land and it's fucking amazing. I grew up with spy kids and sky high but spy kids 100% i wanted to BE carmen when i was a kid. also this is the first i've seen of you guys and you're fucking hilarious
Sin City is a child's dreamland
that feeling when you find out the Machete series is deadass a *spinoff* of Spy Kids
I'm sorry...What
HOW!?!
Itâs not a spin-off, it is based on a fake commercial in a Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino film that got people so hyped up that they actually made it a thing, however this movie does use the exact same character which means that they are canonically in the same universe, so itâs not a spinoff as much as it is another movie in a shared universe
@@ariassosa2610 yeah, that's a spin off
@@thatguy8777 No itâs not. The character is not originated in this film. Itâs a stand-alone film in the same universe, much like iron man isnât a spin-off of spider-man
I STILL say âShittake mushroomsâ and have for years
I grew up on both sky high and spy kids
J Bush the best of both worlds
Iâve never heard of sky high
same lol
J Bush same, a fucking duo
Same
"you grew up with Sky High A.K.A *Bullshit*
omg that makes me laugh everytime
*Me, an intellectual* I grew up with both
Lol same !
It's bullshitaki mushrooms
Gran Flakes _Same_
âand what came first jacob?â
âmy girlfriend?â
im literally 15 seconds in and im CACKLING
Thats what his girlfriend said
Where has this channel been all my life
Spy kids 2 is the greatest meme ever, but spy kids 3 is just the old ready player one
Original*
Somebody ring the dinkster ?
sky high + spy kids = high kids
High Kids you like violence? You wanna be me and do the things I did?
High Spies, Sky Spies..all sound great tbh
emma spy high
Whoooaaaahhhh duuuudddeee
Sky kids
I know little to nothing about Machete, but seeing that genuinely kind wink towards those kids at 12:37 is just about the sweetest thing.
Nobody talks about how wild the family-friendly body horror is.
Juni has warts bc he's a nervous fucking wreck and constantly has sweaty palms (even though I'm pretty sure it's a myth that sweaty palms causes warts). That's why he was slipping on the monkey bars. That's also why they show him taking off his bandaids at the end of the movie, bc he wasn't scared anymore so his warts went away.
Talia Deepest lore
How does Juno have warts? Heâs been hanging out with witches?
So, in this movie he thwarts the warts?
Iâve never knew that
I mean i have sweaty palms, not cause of nervousness, i just always have sweaty palms i dont know why. And ive never had warts so i think its a myth
I always wanted those cartridges with the dehydrated fast food and that unsafe microwave
Jeff same
Jeff Same XD
s a m e
I always hoped Carla and Antonio would do another film. They have surprisingly comfortable on-screen chemistry.
âYou grew up with sky high, aka *b u l l s h i t* â lmaooo
Robert Rodriguez is the family friendly Quentin Tarantino. *ACCURATE.* đđŒđđŒđ
Brandon Temple Oh yeah, I remember watching From Dusk Till Dawn, Once Upon A Time in Mexico, and Machete as a kid. Totally family friendly.
Max Renteria without all the blood
Dude, Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino made a double feature! Quentin did Death Proof and Rodriguez did Grindhouse.
Eadlyn June grindhouse! I fw that movie! Planet Terror and Death proof are amazing.
Yeah same with Planet Terror
Floop was daddy af can we discuss that please
how tho?
@@mellennia9 But like, could you SEE what he could do with his fingers?! How NOT tho?!
@@homeiswonderland
so you like him for his fingers? i could understand looks, but fingers?
i mean accurate
@@mellennia9 how are you not getting this
I totally forgot about that George Clooney thing. Oh my god that cracked me up
"They're monsters."
"BE RESPECTFUL!"
"They're gay."
I canât tell if that was homophobic
@@forrestcarvalho4458 without context it is. in this context... its pure comedy
I saw a Spy Kids movie in 4D and we had smell cards which we would scratch with a 10p coin and when a certain number came up on screen youâd have to scratch that number
Nearly everyone was sick bc the smells were so bad but itâs still a vivid memory for me
Lytra I remember that same thing. Wasnât one of the smells the babyâs diaper?
This is like the most early 2000 kid comment ever
I remember that oh my gooddddddd
I remember that!
I never got to cuz I was living in Jamaica at the time...
8:26 "i snap my fingers and half the universe gets destroyed"
Sorry wrong movie
MACHETE I DONT FEEL SO GOOD
Oh when Floop was about to form the F I thought he was gonna make a đ and be like
âHA! GOTTEM!â
This guy invented gottem
Same đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł. In my head, he did and there was a random bass boosted rap song blasting.
Me as Fegan Floop comes on screen: _is that Robert Downey Jr-_
Trejo's character is actually machete. I'm not making it up, this is canon.
CORRECT
Uncle machete...kinda has a good ring to it,don'tcha think,eh..?
"Robert Rodriguez is the family friendly Quentin Tarantino"
Honestly, woke af
Yowza go watch from dusk till dawn and try to repeat that statment
DarganBorn the Niikavod Tarantino is also in that movie too lol him and his foot fetish
"Did it say harvey weinstein?" "NOOOOOOO"
That aged fantastic!
"It's Tony Shalhoub by the way before you ask." 16secs later "Who is that?" "It's Tony Shalhoooooub!" HAHAHAXDXDXDHAHAHA
Spy Kids was one of the only movies I rewatched again and again as a child- It's such a gem, and being from a mixed hispanic household I really identified with Carmen and the rest of my family were perfectly exemplified by the characters. It's funny, charming, and entertaining. Even now, at 19, I still rewatch Spy Kids every once in a while because it's so watchable and nostalgic for me.
Sharkboy and lavagirl watch it
now THAT movie was ultimate childhood
Sharkboy and Lavagirl is a real movie?!?! I always thought it was the weirdest fever dream Iâve ever had.
It's a masterpeice
Sharkboy and Lava Girl is pure shit. Even as a child I hated that movie, cringed so hard, and bored to tears. Only good part was how cute Lava Girl is. And don't call me a pedo cuz I thought that when I was a kid when I saw the movie.
But Spy Kids 1 and 2 are classics for both adults and kids. Love those movies as a kid and still enjoyable as an adult. I don't get how Robert Rodriguez went from Spy Kids 1 and 2, to complete shit with Spy Kids 3 and Sharkboy and Lava Girl. Like a complete 180.
ăMono itâs really not
"they stole that from the guy who killed paul mcartney" WTF
They're referring to an urban legend called "Paul is Dead". Check on wikipedia :)
When they played the show backwards that scared me so bad when I was a kid. It was stuck in my head for weeks "floop is a madman help us save us."
1:25 That scream, I can't breathe
Carmen: mY PaREnt$ cANt bE SpIes ThEyre NoT cO0l EnoUgH.
[Secret passage opens up]
Me: BITCH U THOUGHT
SHE DONE T H O U G H T
Nigga how many times you gonna comment shit damn
LoFi Vibe well, I think it was 5 but if it was 6 IVE GONE MAD AND MUST BE STOPPED
"And what came first, Jacob?"
"My girlfriend?"
I am not okay
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THE WONDERWOMAN THEME WAS THE SAME AS SPYKIDS!!!
"omg this kids high, he's been hanging out w cheech."
hope I seriously see you on so many comment sections
Why are you in every comment section I see lol. Illuminati Confirm
there's actually a podcast where the actor who plays juni gets high with Doug Benson
Was spy kids the one with the girl with the helipoter braids?
Thatâs the sequel!!
Ya that was the second oneđ
Yep
Kareefie Yeah.
Drama_Llama_5000 yes
if Paul mcCartney goes in 2019 I'm blaming you guys
He's already dead bro, he doesn't wear shoes
WE MADE IT
Oh no
Nearly 2021 and heâs still ticking!!
@@lokephoenix1039 2022 still good
Ummm, Paul McCartney isn't dead
Then why doesn't he wear shoes? Mmmm can't answer that can you
@@louise4778 No, that was Tupac
rexkreamer nah bro thatâs harambe
@@brandoncostas99 How dare you infiltrate this decent chat about dead humans with your conspiracy theory bullshit
They're referring to a well known conspiracy theory for fuck's sake
No commentary on the fast food microwave part? smh
Awesome commentary either way tho
I think that was spy kids two
Chase Gleason nah it was 1
Thierry Williamson Same.
Jesus Perez Nah fam the first one only had a regular microwave in the submarine. The fast food one was in the dragonfly submarine in the second one.
I was expecting them to comment on that lol
honestly i still wish for the scene where they put the tiny packet in the microwave and it becomes a full McDonaldâs within a second to be actually possible
"Nooo, they're the Beatles?" Lmao had me dead
Spy Kids legitimately scared the shit out of me as a child lol
This movie was SUCH a confidence booster as a kid! You seriously felt like you could kick ass if the situation required it, nomatter who you were!
Erick, 8 years old, suffers from depression bc he will never be like Carmen nor Juni Cortez. XD
I had depression because Carla Gugino would never be my mommy
âoooooooooooooCEAN MAN TAKE ME BY THE HAND LEAD ME TO THE LAAAAAAAANNNDâ
âRobert Rodriguez is the family friendly Quentin Tarantinoâ... tell that to him in 96 when he Made Dusk Till Dawn
Ready Player One is a complete rip off of Spy Kids 3D
Jack H
And Spy Kids 3 is a rip off of Sword Art Online, ssssooooo...
Nocktuk Daze But you seem to forget that Sword Art Online was stolen from the American-Canadian series Cyberchase from 2002
Jack H
Touche...
Actually not true book came out before this trash so fuckk you all
VEX XD issa joke
I fucking loved Spy Kids... I also totally thought Shark Boy and Lava Girl was the same universe, at that age, cause the same actress was in it.
Not the same actress
"So you grew up with Sky High, also known as bullshit"
"And I heard that this was maybe kind of a ripoff?"
how could two men be so wrong
that having been said I liked both Spy Kids and Sky High
âthe guy who killed paul mccartneyââ HES ALIVE WHAT
I think they meant John Lennon
Itâs a conspiracy theory, are yâall fucking dumb
jasmine thatâs a dumb theory sense heâs alive đ and donât use profanity đ
@@mattg1712 Seeing a person tell someone to not cuss online is lowkey hilarious
âRobert Rodriguez is the family friendly Quentin Tarantino.â Greatest call ever
I tried to kill myself after this because I was like *i could never be Carmen or Juni.*
BOI SAME,
RIP
Brandon Temple * *Beetle throws other beetle as the words "BEGONE, BOT" are screamed*
I did kill myself because of that.
Regretting it now.
They sent me to Pandora, God got confused, thankfully I constantined my way out.
"He was hanging out with cheech" I'm dead đ€Ł
I wasn't even born when this came out and it's still my childhood
Those thumbs are what i see when i get sleep paralysis
oh
Spy Kids 2 is the shit too. Those water dragon things scare the shit out of me.
I still have strong memories of camel poo
Fun fact- the cinematographer for this film was also the cinematographer for âPanâs Labyrinthâ. For his work on the latter, he won an Oscar
"Robert Rodrigues is the family friendly Tarantino"
Thats weirdly kinda true
Your scream when you commented on that lady who just stood there.đđđ
aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dudes I was obsessed with spy kids when I was 5 lol. I can't believe 2001 was that long ago.
Carla Gugino is the American version of Rachel Weisz
TheCulturalBomb why does that make so much sense?!
ONE MILLION VIEWS! Thank you!!! If you enjoy this video, you can download our full commentary tracks for all three OG Spy Kids movies at the link in the info. đđŒ
DO KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI!!
Pretty Much It no one killed Paul McCartney it was John Lennon Who was murderd
@ I just @ed you
Just donât get your hopes up for Spy Kids 4D
I don't think anyone ever did...
Spy kids is my childhood
This was seriously the coolest concept for a movie. I remember wanting to be them so much!!! Who wouldnât want to be a spy kid?
Antonio Banderas spoke almost no english when doing this film. He learnt the lines and did what he could.
That's not true. Antonio Banderas was already doing American movies in the 1990s.
I STILL SAY "SHITTAKIE MUSHROOMS" I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS IT FROM OH MY GOD
Aquamarine is a movie you should DEFINITELY watch just..sayingđ
OH NO
god yes
OML I have that movie on DVD
Jesus, how the hell do you remember that generic shit?
Trijedi Knight cuz it a freaking good movie
Fun fact: the machete movies are the same character from spy kids
bshep9439 some of them
It's like in the Quentin Tarantino movies with Nick Vega.....the character in the hateful 8 was a distant relative not only to Nick Vega in pulp fiction but also linked to Mr pink( or the character played by the same actor in reservoir dogs and hateful 8) more so a nod to similarities from directors and actors
Machete, and Alexis Vega's characters exist in the same universe, as shown in the most recent Machete movie. So they do exist in the same universe
It won Best Portrayal of an Acid Trip
I realized how creepy the thumb thumbs and those slaves look
"this is the original avengers" OMG xD lol im glad I found this channel
Omg ecks dee lel jaja so funny hehe lol hilarious
Eric is speaking Gods honest truth here and not everyone can handle the fact that Spy Kids is pure cinematic gold.
WHERES THE LIE THO
@@PrettyMuchIt SPY KIDS 1-3 ARE LEGITIMATE WELL ACTED AND WRITTEN AND FILMED MASTERPIECES IN ACTION THRILL RIDES... 4 should be erased and make a proper 4th.
@@PrettyMuchIt THIS, THE TRILOGY, IS JAMES BOND MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 1 and 2 AND TOMB RAIDER rolled into one delicious CEREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@PrettyMuchIt Commentary: whay was the mustache remotely necessary?
the video responding back: WhatWHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!
Like the part where that talk about the conspiracy theory where people believe that Paul died and was switched
I love Spy Kids....but it's all about Spy Kids 2!!!
barbaro267 fuck that the first was better
Do you think that God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created?
I feel like I should prefer the first but I like the second better... what I don't like is the bathroom joke in them both.
The third one was the best
Did you mean Spy Kids 3D: Game Over
when i'm alone, i *still* say shitake mushrooms, it's so engrained in me
Oh god I still say it to other people to this day, whats wrong with me.
If youâre alone then who are you saying it to?
Same
Custard Karim the girl watching this **looks at the camera**
When I was a kid my brother worked at a movie theater. I went with him to work one day and watched spy kids three times that day. I was playing an arcade game waiting for him to get off work. My parents showed up to pick me up. I asked why I couldnât wait for my brother. They told me he showed up at home. They asked where I was. His response was âoh crapâ and ran out the house. Not ten minutes later he at home and my parents are asking where Iâm at. My brothers response is âthe state trooper wants to talk to youâ. The state trooper said âyou wouldnât believe this crazy story your boy was about to tell meâ. Dad quickly says âhe forget his sister at the movie theaterâ. I didnât even notice. Haha
So this movie has some memories for me.
Also you guys do an awesome job!
i CRIED when he said "maria menounos"
WTF, PAUL MCCARTNEY ISN'T DEAD! đ
LadyJenevia he is
Since the late 60's
LadyJenevia it was a conspiracy theory that Paul was killed and switched roles with a doubleganger.
Broo Swain pretty sure you can watch paul live tbh
They're talking about the conspiracy theories that he died in the 60s
I always thought she said âoh shit talking mushroomsâ as a kid
what are they saying tho
@@pridemuramasa1820 "Oh shitake mushrooms"
Itâs kinda cool that the door of the safe house is abnormally small to make the villains look as large and intimidating as they would to a kid. I gotta rewatch these
9:10 he just woke up from a toke nap
Spykids is better than Kingsman DONT @ ME đ€đ€
Chris đđđ Amenith
Never
I love spy kids but
Kingsman is better
Country roads
at least the second one
I'm.... The Guy
WRONG MOVIE
hows the pie
TheLegend27 origin story
Alex Mitra That would be Frodo
GASP! Ohmygod
The kid hanging out with Cheech smoking crystal meth was the best part
Anyone else remember in 2 when the grandpa is said to like the moon and then in three heâs transported to the virtual moon?
You deffs should do Spy Kids 2! (the first two are the only good Spy Kids movies)
The fourth one
The dog
The baby
The disgrace
How you say that? What about the remake lol
UH NO, Spy Kids 3D is fuckinâ AMAZING.
Are you kidding? The 3rd one is the shit.
Delete this.