SPY KIDS 3D IS THE UGLIEST AND BEST MOVIE EVER MADE
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Spy Kids 3D may be OUR #1 MOST ANTICIPATED EVER. Are we actually watching it in 3D? No. Did that stop us from wearing 3D glasses anyway? NO! Buckle up and keep your hands and arms inside your headphones. Itâs time to get into the game!
#spykids #megalegs #ripthatwavejuni - Kråtké a kreslené filmy
I can't believe this movie actually had Silvester Stallone, George Clooney, Salma Hayek and Elijah Wood, and little Selena GĂłmez haha, totally forgot about all of them
samynator0904 Robert Rodriguez has a ton of clout so always gets insane casting in his films.
samynator0904 don't forget little Emily Osment, Ricardo Montalban, Steve Buscemi, Antonio Banderas, Alan Cummings, Danny Trejo, Tony Shalhoub and Bill Paxton
Joe Victor... and Mike Judge
Wild times.
This movie was just... something
This was literally Avengers Endgame before Avengers had an Endgame
I've written a thesis paper about this for my Art History Class lol
@@DrakeDalgleishFilms can we see?
@@MrFlip2247 Yeah I adapted it into a video and it's on my channel, feel free to check it out if ya want lol
Only difference is that Loki actually came back for it (thatâs a Son of the Mask reference).
The Dingster is the Captain Marvel of this universe
âis that selener?â
âtHATS S E L E N E R!â
ENOUGH--
I remember the cgi being at least Infinity War level lol
Optim147 Tha best how bad was infinity war cgi?
@@Wildcard-Jack-47 He's saying that when this movie came out the cgi was as good back then as Infinity war is good now
Dude no...I saw this in theaters, the 3D was bad even for the day it was released.
@David Still ps2 or n64 level
I know right
Spy Kids 3D walked so that Ready Player One could run
And grandpa became physically disabled so Spy Kids could walk
Jaida Blizard RPO WAS FUCKING BUUUUUULLSHIIIIIT
@@zenhendershott7907 oof
@Banzai Chet tea
Run and trip over
Somebody ring
t h e d i n k s t e r ?
How it feels when youâre fighting a boss youâre a master at for your older relative whoâs inexperienced with the game.
âBrand emâ daddy!â
R.I.Paxton
To me the helicopter girl looks like a girl Draco Malfoy
jonden that's his sister
omg I always thought that as a kid
She flew in and I was like âDRACO WTFâ
She looks like a thin Jojo Siwa
Fuck you beat me
Today I learned:
1) Itâs Donnagon Giggles, not Donovan.
2) Donnagon Giggles is played by Mike Judge, creator of King of the Hill and voice of Hank Hill.
3) Thatâs what Mike Judge looks like.
Don't forget Beavis & Butt-head
No....We can forget that
AlmightyArceus Wait itâs not Donovan?
Clouds?
Crazy old man
Grandpa: Donât fall in love with a game!
Grandpa then proceeds to not want to leave the game
That's the point
@@rikiishitoru8885 itâs like pottery, it rhymes
I believe its a test for juni
big facts
âHey, yâall know Elijah Wood?â
âWho?â
âFrodo from Lord of the Ringsâ
âWhoâs that?â
âThe guy from Spy Kids 3â
âOh yeah.â
What The FUCK *LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL*
Hahahaha
waitt uhh really? I thought Lord of rings came first... but idk
@@teleportingpotatoe dont damage the meme joke
Fucking pleb
Iâm sorry... âmy daughter did not have a ramp.. she refused..â just broke me hahahaha Iâm losing it
"Don't fall in love with a game, Junni..."
"...How can I go back, Junni? In here I can walk..."
Ok now as an adult that SCREWS with me. He's warning his grandson about the dangers of not living in real life, but that's because his life is full of potential and purpose. But as an old man who's lost his legs and possibly many of his friends in spy missions, grandpa has NOTHING--or he feels that way. For just one moment he let himself be consumed by the despair of his life, and that's so fucking heavy.
"Alright. I shall go back, if you promise me that even though I will be in a wheelchair--" and you frickin fricks didn't let me hear the emotions.
But that's some huge bioethics lesson right there, folks.
Those of us who have gone through traumatic experiences and who have lost something as important as leg function will feel like the world has nothing to offer them--unless we love them just the same as we always have.
SPY KIDS WAS TEACHING OUR KIDS HOW TO BE GOOD PEOPLE
When you realise that there is a pretty awesome movie hidding inside in this one it makes me really sad. This movie could be totally about this incident between the grandpa and toymaker and the "dangers about not living in real life" could be its message. And look there is also a mega fucking twist with a pretty good moral in it: Everybody thought Granny wanted to free toymaker so he could get his revenge but in reality Granny just wanted to say to toymaker he forgives him. Why the hell are wewatching a movie that seens a mashups of many genres with no focus when we could have this awesome movie instead?
Kevin Ramos what movies are you exactly making a jab at?
Spykids for 2020
He said that Juni shouldn't fall in love with the game, he never said anything about not falling in love with the game himself
How do you think they were able to get so many A-listers for this movie? Everyone likes being in a creative kids movie.
I still remember how âThe Guyâ was just killed right on the spot
Fucking frodo xD
cake
He forgot his mithril armour!
And it was fucking Frodo too.
"Cake"
"Thats it for Elijah Wood, he only had a 10 minute lunch break from the set of the Lord of the Rings" This is the funniest youtube video Ive seen in like 10 years. We need more brilliant content like this.
As far as casting goes Mike Judge is the biggest thing to come out of left field cos he's barely ever in anything he didn't make
I thought âeh junis a good kid but I canât let him win the gameâ in Stalloneâs accent was the funniest joke đ
Imagine being their neighbor and just hearing *WOOEOOOWOAGGGHHHHUUUGHHHHUH* at 2 oâclock in the afternoon
1:15 my mom showed me a video of him and megan trainor and at one point megan mentioned how he had a thing for her putting her hair up and having cute hairstyles........
Oh.
@@PrettyMuchIt so y'all were a little too right
Anyone got a link to this clip?
Bro this movie has the exact ending as Avengers: Endgame
Oof you right
Y'all both high lol đ
Thanos wouldâve lost in seconds if someone had remembered to ring the Dinkster
No not really
Thanos: "i am... Inevitable..."
Dinky winks: "and i... Am... THE D I N K S T E R!"
that â3Dâ thumbnail is genius
When you're on mobile with the dark mode on (or whatever is called) and can't appreciate it u.u
Valentina GarzĂłn us & our crazy first World problems lol...but ikr.
shit im using dark mode
âDid somebody ring the dinkster?â will be my senior quote
Edit: i have terrible news everyone, my high school didnât allow senior quotes. Im very sorry to leave yâall as disappointed as I was
Checking in a year later.. you're still gonna do it right?
@@AlgaeEater09 right?
right??!?
You still going for it?
Right man? You're still gonna do it, right?
the whole bit about the script and the butterfly had me dying! hahah
Netty ! *M E T A P H O R S*
As a child, this rivaled the music video to Californication for the most disappointing thing to discover isn't a real video game.
Erick Wright well californication is pretty much GTA SA so I guess you got your wish a couple years later
Holy shit. I finally found ur channel again after legitimately 8 years. Happy af
what about the mafia city ads?
Go back to writing how to play videos erick no rest for the ban man
RHCP fuck yeah!!!!
âInfinity War is the most ambitious crossover attempt of all ti-â
Somebody ring the dinkster?
that goes to smash bros or justice league unlimited
SmashLiXs nah it goes to infinity war
Nah it's endgame bit
BlackbirdSJ can someone edit him into that one scene in Endgame with him rocking in saying *DID SOMEONE RING IN THE DINGSTER?*
i remember back when i had this movie i had lost the 2d version of it so i only had the 3d version but i also lost every pair of 3d glasses that it came with so i had to bear through the movie with the weird red and blue around the edges because i loved the movie that much
That is dedication.
@@PrettyMuchIt PLEASE WATCH IT IN 3D IT IS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!
12:00 Grandpa missed his daughters wedding because the church was a standing room only
Na that just means he has the worst seat in the room.
Yo can we get Sharkboy and Lavagirl commentary since it's basically a spiritual successor to the Spy Kids franchise by the same director
*HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL*
White Trash *I DID NOT*
Mr. Electricity, have him sent to the principle's office and *HAVE HIM EXPELLED!*
They did look it up
@@samwallaceart288 UR IN MY CLASS, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
(In the middle of a competitive gaming tournament)
âHold on to your joysticks boysâ
They filmed all the exteriors in downtown austin! I can see my office!
thats sick af lmao
"Oh I freed the Toymaker, but it was no accident." Grandpa is a badass.
"My daughter didn't have a ramp," killed me. I have perished, and it's your fault.
Lol, exactly. The walking on the beach thing was fair game. Even the birth thing; maybe he was still recovering in the hospital when she was born or something. But the wedding? At that point it sounds like he's just using the Toymaker as a convenient scapegoat for all the things he doesn't do with his family. "And you're also the reason I didn't go to my daughter's piano recital when she was six!"
(Side note, I feel like it's probably super ableist that they had the character want to stay in a literal virtual reality, away from his family and friends, just to not be disabled. Like, I feel like that's probably pretty messed up. But maybe I'm reading into it too much.)
@@TheAmityElf actually, in the first movie they show that their wedding is a secret spy wedding on a mountain or something, and it ends up getting attacked by helicopters, so I think it's pretty fair that they couldn't get him to the wedding. Or maybe they tossed that line in just to explain why they didn't cast her parents until the 2nd movie
Ah, I see. Thank you for bringing your knowledge; I haven't seen the first one in forever.
Brian Dupuis but canât his wheelchair fly or am I rembering things wrong
I remember this being my favorite movie of all time. My parents have seen me watch this willingly, repeatedly.
Same
I loved this movie too
Same lmao
I watched that movie a lot of times. But it still doesn't beat Hot wheels Highway 35 and Acceleracers, that's for sure. xD
Soliye not sure if I watched highway 35, but I remember watching an amazing Hot Wheels movie.
I like how, until Gary put on his glasses, Carmen was just floating in air and he was totally chill about it.
i lost my mind when kurtis conner showed up at 10:43!!!!!!!
Iâm deaddd đ
LOOOOL
I laughed too fucking loud at this. Itâs the middle of the fucking night holy shit in *cRYinG* lmfao
omfg
đđđTell me why I thought the actual Kurtis Conner was going to be theređđżđ€Ą
10 year old me thought this movie was the pinnacle of perfection, and it still is.
Infinity War: Weâre the biggest crossover event in history
Spy Kids 3D: 10:33
Someone needs to edit the âPortalsâ song from Avengers: Endgame when everyone starts to show up in this movie
TFPrime217 give me an hour, in ON IT
aubri S
Howâs that edit going??!?!
@@eriss165 did you ever finish it
Where's the link??
czcams.com/video/GnOL_78ulFU/video.html here ya go
âReminds me of Paul McCartneyâ
*âYeah, R.I.P.â*
Maybe he believes in the Paul Is Dead theory
I'm tempted to buy your full track for this movie just to see you react to scene where Juni's Dad smacks the brains to join the fight.
Oh we had a BIG reaction to that, HONEY.
Exactly!!!! Iâm literally going to join because theyâve surpassed the threshold of things I NEED to see them react to lol
@@PrettyMuchIt BIG NUT
I joined their Patreon and its paid for itself within a week lol so worth it
Oh my god the brains were so random
I remember laughing so hard at "Cons: Physically Disabled"
How I raid area 51
Me: *goes in with bike*
Also me: *leaves area 51 like this **10:13*
âOops itâs actually the monster mash.â
When you realize Avengers infinity war actually came out in 2003
Seeing this in the movie theater was an experience
Abigail look
Good or bad đ
Seeing movies is experiences
Totally
If you get it on Blu-ray you can watch it on a 3D HDTV, that's pretty close.
Yes I've done this.
3:10 I was screaming laughin when they yelled "Help!" đ đ
Rip that wave juni will be my senior quote
Was it?
Damn I shouldâve done that
we donât get senior quotes anymore đ
It's funny now that the Spy Kids trilogy was the only series that got me truly immersed in my childhood, even with the bad CGI, somehow i thought that everything was realistic af
Yup đ
Well itâs not a trilogy now
@@austincaldwell4258 we don't mention the last movie okay.
SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER?!
i loved this movie so much
lol i forgot bill paxton was in this
When grandpa says he missed his daughterâs birth and wedding I just picture him crying at the bottom of a flight of stairs outside the hospital and a chapel
"Its Gerdy Giggles"
"I don't like it"
i just spat
The âThis movie has been banned when playing the Kevin Bacon 7 degrees of separation Gameâ comment made me a subscriber for life
When you're a kid you don't focus on how bad the CGI was back then đđ Loved this film
Zach H I still love the movie
@Zach H Nah, it's awful. There were movies with much better CGI that came out before this.
Elijah but they werenât really going for realistic CGI, they were trying to make it look like a video game and the graphics were pretty bad back in 2005
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Zach H no the hell it wasn't pirates of the carribean 2 came out the same year.
Apparently "Machete" is a spin-off of Spy Kids... *WTF* đđ
Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history
SPY KIDS 3D: Hold my beer
I laughed for a good three minutes on that bit with Ricardo Montalban looking at the script you guys are genuinely hilarious
"Rip that waaaave, Junie"
Nah, is more like:
Rip That Waaaaaaaaave, Junie
Steve Buscusi, however his last name is spelled. His 3D glasses were cracked on the right side like his regular glasses.
Itâs almost as if that was the whole joke that everyone noticed
couldnât get over the fact that the actor playing the grandpa voiced señor senior senior from kim possible
and was Khan from Wrath of Khan
âHold on to your joysticks boysâ
*your honor...*
Cons: âPhysically disabledâ
I miss the days before 2010đ
Goes to show how fucked our society is.
1005rhys
When you put it that way, we really do live in a society. Really makes ya think.
PsychTripper
Dude, thatâs literally my biggest con. And Iâm an utter bitch
Well itâs not wrong đ
PsychTripper except these jokes werenât common before 2010?
"This movie could save your life in a hardcore game of six degrees of separation." That whole bit is maybe one of the funniest things I've ever heard
The end of this movie with everyone showing up legitimately feels on the same level as all the heroes showing up at the end of endgame
Emily Osment looks like a young Draco Malfoy in this
Sophie Quarton I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
i thought she looked like little annie and maybe it was his daughter but no its his sister and i forgot how old ep1 was and how old sk3d was
@Nealen the Nerd there brother and sister i just thought they where making a joke that she looked like him and by annie mean anikin
omfg that's what I was thinking
@@setogod7 are you trying to suggest that haley joel osment played young annakin? what?
but remember when Elijah Wood was THE GUY
He still is DAMMIT
He had to get back to destroying the one ring and bestowing peace across all of Middle Earth
Amd then died five seconds later
He came to say the N-word
TheLegend27
I ABSOLUTELY REMEMBER THE EMAIL LINE AND THE EMOTIONS IT CREATED FOR SOME REASON.
I remember having a crush on Fegan Floop, not even Alan Cummings, but the character Fegan Floop
I just felt like I needed to share
The animation was so much better in my child mind
When I watched it as a kid it looked like 4D 8K Ultra HD RTX on experience and now, well...
lon lom Now it looks even better! Lol
This is what happens when you take all of your points out of graphics and put them into fun. Turns out fun is more important!
Ok but can we talk about Ricardo Montalbanâs acting when he confronted the Toymaker? It just made me feel some raw emotion. It made you feel that raw emotion too because yâall stopped joking for a sec. Masterclass in acting.
I agree
Pros: *Superior Intellect*
Cons: *Physically disabled*
Your profile pic makes that work hilariously
D.DoT-Z r
He couldâve chose Steven Hawkins rip
Anti-Vaxxers in a nutshell
So. Stephen Hawking
I actually fucking LOVE the Spy Kids movies. My grandparents would always have them ready for me whenever I visited :')
Nice profile picture.
The boys in the game were SO HOT when I was a kid
When I was a kid I had a crush on Carmen
@@skibot9974 Truth
I had a thing for Demitra (I think thats how you spell it)
Even to this day I have a thing for tough badass women haha
" I never even got her email address" This movie was prophetic for Simp culture
SIMP culture existed WAY BEFORE this movie. This was just proof that it was alive & well.
I worked for Rodriguez and he said he made this film like 75-80 minutes because that's what he read was the shortest a Hollywood feature could be. The studio basically made the whole moviemaking process, from script to screen, last less than a year because they wanted to pump it out.
as far as i know the entire spy kids movies was a huge rat experiment because he wanted to learn how to shoot with CG and his studio to make proper CG's to shoot Sin City,it paid off
@@deadjuice3745 If you go to his studio, one of the largest stages is just a gigantic green screen room. I don't think this fun fact will surprise you. What may surprise you is that the bathrooms are gendered with thumb men and thumb women!
I was hoping that you guys would do a track on this and itâs so much better than I expected
I canât wait for them to do Spy Kids 4
The AI assessing that guy in the wheelchair is savage
Best channel on CZcams hands down. You guys make me laugh so hard I cry. & I'm feeling pretty shitty mentally & physically so...thank you. (:
Ps that's Selener! Lol.
Ro Diggity 100% agree
J Connor (:
Completely agree!
Jura Stanley ikr they're awesome
same, and hope you feel better!
When Juni said "call everyone," you really needed to add the Smash Ultimate _Lifelight_ theme because *_EVERYONE IS HERE!_*
The âcall in everyoneâ scene walked so Avengers Endgame could run
"SOMEBODY RING THE DINGSTER?!" made me laugh so hard I cried fr
SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER?
Oh, if only... if only they knew what Dinksters they ringed.
11:11 "Grab them daddy" -walmart kid
Watch Scott Pilgrim vs the world please
I'd actually buy the full commentary for that
Holy fuck yesss
ding dong is that u
Let's watch it on weed
Jose Lopez i would totally buy that
2:13 âthis is quite possibly the ugliest movie ever madeâ
Foodfight!: Hold my raisins.
Rapsittie Street Kids: Hold my teddy bear.
I was waiting in earnest for the shot where George Clooney morphs into Sylvester Stellone and you didn't mention it.
rip that wave, juni!
grandpaisgonnabreakthetoymakeroutofthegametogethisrevenge
goooooo TIGERS!!! wait wrong movie
Wait so are random civilians just seeing Carmen flying
yes.
Why are Elijah Wood and Sylvester Stallone in this film đđđ
And George Clooney. And this was the same year as return of the king
I rarely like videos anymore but holy fuck this made me laugh so much :,)
i had to pause this multiple times to stop myself from drying from laughing
Ell J H drying of laughing? Did your tears make you super wet?!
I'll go home.
Somehow your commentary is weirder and funnier than the actual movie
Not gonna lie, I thought Demetra (Courtney Jines) was kinda cute when I was a kid đ
I still do :)
Don't fall in love with a game, Juni
Though, has she been in anything else?
I literally thought she was Selena Gomez
Omg same XD I had a crush on her still kinda do XD
"I feel like that's definitely a connection you're trying to make" đđ
And to think this was directed by the same guy that just did Alita: Battle Angel
Absolute unit
Robert Rodriguez
I love watching these videos, it ligit always makes my day better, thanks for being some of the funniest content creators on this platform
Holy shit it actually got highlighted
Yâall didnât have a childhood if Demetra wasnât your first crush
Reminder that this takes place in the same universe as the Machete movies
It actually doesn't according to Rodriguez himself
holy shit this is the first time I've seen a video with 1k likes and literally zero dislikes
Way to ruin it
The fact that the finale was filmed a mere 20 minutes from my childhood home was amazing, Thank you Austin Texas for bringing me true art
I found myself wondering why, after not being set in Austin for two and a half full films, suddenly the final fight is just on Congress for no reason. Still cool to see the city as it was when I was a kid though.
ATX represent, baby.
"AVENGERS! assemble." < "Call in EVERYONE."
8:52 I laughed when Frodo said Oops đđđ
*Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?*
Dolphin minion
never seen so much truth in the comment section of youtube
its from a minion meme@@YahNation
@@kernostwinsisters6281 it's from spy kids you normie