Youtube Poop: Peter Parker Fails At Life Part 4

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  • čas přidán 21. 03. 2014
  • Just when Peter finally thought he had his life under control, he realises he is still a failure. Harry seeks revenge for his stolen nobel prize, but accidentally blows himself up and suffers memory loss. Worse still, Aunt May gives him bad advice, his job is stolen from him by Edward "Chunky" Jnr, and a new villain comes to town.
    The next part in the saga is finally here, dedicated to my 200+ subscribers (it's 400 at the time of this upload, wow). I worked hard to make this for you so thank you for watching and commenting on my videos. Feel free to continue doing so, and stay tuned for more, as Peter's life is far from over...
    Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
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Komentáře • 973

  • @jownr2523
    @jownr2523 Před 8 lety +818

    "I killed your father. he was trying to kill himself!"

  • @DiomedesIsHit
    @DiomedesIsHit Před 9 lety +842

    Poor Jameson. Nobody respects his authority. He fires people constantly and they just shrug and go back to work as if nothing happened.

  • @KoRnFoReVeR23
    @KoRnFoReVeR23 Před 8 lety +608

    "knock out Mary Jane" lmfao....

  • @JackGriffin745
    @JackGriffin745 Před 9 lety +784

    Mary Jane: You are such a nerd. :)
    Peter: AAGGH! *Slaps Mary Jane*
    I lost it. XD

  • @Captainsting
    @Captainsting Před 8 lety +270

    "I've come a long way from a boy bitten by uncle ben!"

    • @bushynuts
      @bushynuts Před 8 lety +4

      I still get to school top of my class!

    • @OlTol21
      @OlTol21 Před 8 lety

      Not that one

    • @TM-sb8tr
      @TM-sb8tr Před 7 lety +12

      Taran Singh "My father, he died right?" "Yeah, great!'' "You gonna cry?"

    • @mosisusasu9205
      @mosisusasu9205 Před 7 lety +21

      And then, he didn't let me buy a car to impress Mary Jane, so I shot him.

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 Před 7 lety +1

      Taran Singh I'm failing you.

  • @POTTERANDMATRIXFAN
    @POTTERANDMATRIXFAN Před 10 lety +695

    "It's me, Peter Parker, your friendly..." *screams, hits wall and falls down*.
    That's how the movie should have started :(.

  • @joshp3374
    @joshp3374 Před 8 lety +411

    "They love me" gets shot at

  • @kalv250
    @kalv250 Před 9 lety +274

    5:42
    Jameson: who are you?
    Edward: Edward Chunky Junior
    Other Guy: you hired him last week
    Jameson: I did?
    Jameson: Pack your things, get out of my building, YOU'RE FIRED!

  • @KeithOlleng
    @KeithOlleng Před 10 lety +357

    "Hit my head."
    "Yeah, great."
    "My father died, right?"
    "Yeah, great."
    *stare*
    "Gonna cry?"
    Made my year.

  • @gingamaster134
    @gingamaster134 Před 10 lety +94

    "Will you just get some girlfriends?!"
    "Right away, sir! :D"

  • @joshuamendonca976
    @joshuamendonca976 Před 8 lety +269

    Harry:My father he died right? Peter:Yeah great!! lol

    • @wrathfulsausage4884
      @wrathfulsausage4884 Před 8 lety +31

      the "gonna cry?" is what got me

    • @h.ar.2937
      @h.ar.2937 Před 7 lety +11

      And then after that when the nurse walks in "You have lovely friends"
      Harry is like: "could you just get some food!"

    • @williehaller5840
      @williehaller5840 Před rokem

      Someone said that about their mom that she died I said congratulations 🎉🎉🎉 lul

    • @williamrheaume9022
      @williamrheaume9022 Před měsícem

      Lol get a life ​@williehaller5840

  • @rebeccamitten7704
    @rebeccamitten7704 Před 8 lety +146

    "I'm here today because I fell two stories and had coffee."

  • @jamierodgers1467
    @jamierodgers1467 Před 9 lety +160

    Nurse: You have lovely friends.
    Harry: Will you just get some food?
    😂😂

    • @Changeling9000
      @Changeling9000 Před 8 lety +45

      "Hey Bernard, do I have any girlfriends?"
      "Not that I know of..."
      "Will you just get some girlfriends?"
      "Right away sir."

    • @joda6620
      @joda6620 Před 8 lety

      +Crazy Horse 9000 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zeusthepuggle7882
    @zeusthepuggle7882 Před 8 lety +194

    Peter: Harry? Harry?! HARRY!!
    Harry: You stole my Nobel prize.
    *proceeds into car*
    Peter: I'm your friend Harry.
    Harry: *steps back out of car and slaps Peter*
    I DIED XD

  • @kallestahling
    @kallestahling Před 9 lety +339

    Bernard, do i have any girlfriends? Not that i know of. Can you just get some girlfriends? Right away sir.

  • @DoctorObviously
    @DoctorObviously Před 8 lety +215

    J Jonah Jameson fires 865 people a day.

  • @MrGraveSlice
    @MrGraveSlice Před 9 lety +758

    Harry-"My Father, he died right"
    Peter-"Yeah, great."
    Harry-.....
    Peter-"Gonna cry?"
    Had to pause the video to contain myself for about 3 minutes.

    • @onyx6547
      @onyx6547 Před 8 lety +5

      when i saw that i was weak XD

    • @wrench6016
      @wrench6016 Před 7 lety +26

      MrGraveSlice you have lovely friends

    • @ravadawn
      @ravadawn Před 7 lety +34

      can you just get some food?

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 Před 7 lety +23

      MrGraveSlice I'm gonna kick your little ass!

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 Před 7 lety +1

      RebeccaRavage Right away, ma'am.

  • @Pavol2121
    @Pavol2121 Před 9 lety +138

    Harry
    HARY
    HARRRRRRRY
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • @theprepkiller13
    @theprepkiller13 Před 10 lety +192

    I think JJ fired his whole staff in a matter of about 2 minutes

    • @SB992REBORN
      @SB992REBORN Před 3 lety +1

      that IS what heJJj would do

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 Před 2 lety +4

      In fact, AlpacaHawk's last YTP is titled '[YTP] Jameson Fires Everyone'.

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 Před 2 lety +5

      @@SB992REBORN If J.J. didn't fire at least one person per day, then he didn't do his job properly.

  • @LEsconz
    @LEsconz Před 9 lety +181

    BZZZ... not that one. BZZZZ... not that one. BZZZZ... get out of my building.
    i laughed so hard holy shit x)

  • @MrDuzaman
    @MrDuzaman Před 10 lety +45

    "They love me!" "OPEN FIRE"

  • @KittenStormHD
    @KittenStormHD Před 10 lety +127

    Harry: I banged my head.
    Peter: Yeah, Great!
    Harry: My father... He died right?...
    Peter: Yeah, Great!

  • @conniejones9784
    @conniejones9784 Před 10 lety +124

    I lost it when JJ said "STICK MAN WITH HIS DOOZY IN A COOKIE JAR. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR COOKIE MONSTER?!?!"

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi Před 10 lety +29

      "Whoever brings me that photo gets Chinese Food! Go go go!"
      "I'm on it boss."
      "Shut up. Get out."

    • @JesusIsLord105
      @JesusIsLord105 Před 10 lety +7

      dnmstarsi YOU'RE FIRED!!!

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi Před 10 lety +1

      +MaskofMystery
      "Get out of my building."

    • @JesusIsLord105
      @JesusIsLord105 Před 10 lety +1

      dnmstarsi Shut up. Get out.

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi Před 10 lety

      +MaskofMystery
      "Get on with it, you moron!"

  • @jfz468
    @jfz468 Před 7 lety +61

    "I don't want to hurt you" (punches him anyway) XD

    • @scratlad3508
      @scratlad3508 Před 7 lety

      Remember Ben Parker?

    • @safilms7621
      @safilms7621 Před 7 lety

      +Arkham Knight what is it to you ANYWAY ??!

    • @scratlad3508
      @scratlad3508 Před 7 lety +3

      ThegreatestJJ 9997 I don't really know

    • @user-gy2bn4mn6w
      @user-gy2bn4mn6w Před 6 lety

      sandman:i dont wanna hurt u 😐
      sandman:*punch him outta truck*
      spidey:u lied to me!!!!!!!*rolling on the street*

    • @williehaller5840
      @williehaller5840 Před rokem

      That's Spidermans through and through; liars.

  • @brenanmccrthy301
    @brenanmccrthy301 Před 9 lety +179

    Harry: I know that face.
    Nurse: Yoyhave lovely freinds
    Harry: Just get some food. (Looks away disgusted)
    XD great

  • @madness0169
    @madness0169 Před 7 lety +52

    Harry:
    *prepares to hit peter, bangs head*
    Im still here peter!!!
    *bangs head again*
    Im still here peter!!!
    *blows himself up with a grenade*
    ...in the garbage...

    • @abidijel6282
      @abidijel6282 Před 7 lety

      Aaron Sametz Best Part

    • @andrey9243
      @andrey9243 Před 7 lety

      Double Aaron Harry Osborn fails at life more like 😂😂😂

  • @tompopolo8801
    @tompopolo8801 Před 10 lety +41

    LOL. Harry - My father he died right? Peter - Yeah great, wanna cry?
    I couldn't stop laughing!

  • @PowerHousePersia
    @PowerHousePersia Před 7 lety +19

    3:37 the way he does CPR gets me every time it doesn't get old 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adrian7741
    @adrian7741 Před 8 lety +52

    I came a long way from the boy who was bitten by Uncle Ben

  • @coreycraig1946
    @coreycraig1946 Před 9 lety +20

    "I've come a long way from being the boy who was bit by Uncle Ben." XD

  • @KinGStreaK
    @KinGStreaK Před 2 lety +5

    3:25 in the garbage gets me everytime

  • @vlonvx
    @vlonvx Před 2 lety +22

    3:20 had me laughing so hard😭😭😭

  • @weak1ings
    @weak1ings Před 7 lety +10

    5:54
    "Wait, how'd you get that, how did you get up that high?"
    "I fell off a flagpole."
    I started laughing, and Mr. Jameson started too!
    We laughed together at Pizza Parker!

  • @gorrow1990
    @gorrow1990 Před 9 lety +34

    Peter: They love me.
    Cops: Fire.
    Peter: NOOOOOOOOOO!
    Very funny, and great editing.

  • @Matihood1
    @Matihood1 Před 2 lety +4

    "Hey, Bernard, do I have any girlfriends?"
    "Not that I know of-"
    "Will you just get some girlfriends?"
    "Right away, sir."

  • @GVP25
    @GVP25 Před 10 lety +15

    Best Part is 3:49 "my dad died right" "Yeah great" "you gonna cry?"

  • @CodyRPK
    @CodyRPK Před 7 lety +5

    5:49
    You're FIRED! Wait a minute I've been here a long time. Peter's been with us for years! Oh right, you're unfired.

  • @BOG0690
    @BOG0690 Před 3 lety +6

    Peter: *Throws basketball*
    Harry: "Hit my head. YEEA YEAA YEAA"
    🤣👍

  • @Crybaby0ttant0tt0
    @Crybaby0ttant0tt0 Před 9 lety +27

    Parker you're late, YOU'RE FIRED
    Wait a minute I've been here a long time
    Peter has been with us for years!
    Oh right, you're unfired

  • @doggy8385
    @doggy8385 Před 6 lety +11

    "Do I have any girlfriends?"
    "Not that I know of sir"
    - reference to earlier movies -
    "Can I just get some *girlfriends* ?"
    "Right away, sir."

  • @colddougl7595
    @colddougl7595 Před 7 lety +57

    "Bump me in the head I'm as free as a bird." "Will you bump me on the head?" Smashes Mary jane into a wall - "Bop" 😂😂😂

    • @thebarryshow15
      @thebarryshow15 Před 2 lety

      0:08 spider man 3 logo for Peter Parker Fails at Life

  • @MarvelKing-ie2tu
    @MarvelKing-ie2tu Před 7 lety +48

    Harry:"Do I have any girlfriends?"
    Butler: "Not that I'm aware of..."
    Harry: "Can you just get some girlfriends?"
    Butler: "Right away, sir"
    Me: LOL!!!

  • @andrewholmes3116
    @andrewholmes3116 Před 5 lety +5

    The "not that one" Elizabeth Banks scene had me dying

  • @Magnitude2003
    @Magnitude2003 Před 11 měsíci +6

    I’ve seen this ytp series so many times and it still makes me laugh😂
    Jameson: “Parker, you’re late. You’re fired!”
    Peter: “Wait a minute, I’ve been here a long time…”
    Robbie: “Peter’s been with us for years!”
    Jameson: “oh, right. You’re unfired.”
    So good😂😂😂

    • @we-must-live
      @we-must-live Před 9 měsíci

      thing is, that’s not even the ytp part - no joke, that’s in the original movie

  • @Dibi1821
    @Dibi1821 Před 7 lety +13

    "My father... he died right?"
    "Yeah great, you gonna cry?"

  • @cameronmuise14
    @cameronmuise14 Před 2 lety +8

    That beginning scene will never stop being funny for me 😂

  • @griddfromthe713
    @griddfromthe713 Před 2 lety +5

    0:56
    This is literally the funniest edit ever 🤣

  • @NGScoob
    @NGScoob Před 10 lety +63

    whoever brings me that photo gets Chinese food What are you waiting for cookie monster?

  • @maryjane2558
    @maryjane2558 Před 9 lety +30

    not on your budget pal LOL had me laughing more than i should have

  • @ExecutorNral
    @ExecutorNral Před 8 lety +9

    "Get out of my building." I lost it xD

  • @Itsjimmay
    @Itsjimmay Před 10 lety +39

    I'm failing you *screams*
    LOL!

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi Před 10 lety +8

      Lel
      This is my favorite part of PPFAL!

    • @Jason-he1mr
      @Jason-he1mr Před 10 lety +6

      Jimmy Cotreau
      Pizza time.

  • @entity5279
    @entity5279 Před 8 lety +5

    2:32 that sync is perfect

  • @reidderdevanis2508
    @reidderdevanis2508 Před 8 lety +28

    The pill bit killed me XDXDXDXD

  • @DoragonFakuh
    @DoragonFakuh Před 9 lety +73

    HARRY! HAAAARRRRRRRRRRRY!!

    • @greengoblingreengoblin8965
      @greengoblingreengoblin8965 Před 9 lety +3

      Yes?

    • @DoragonFakuh
      @DoragonFakuh Před 9 lety +4

      Green Goblin Green Goblin
      I stoled your Nobel Prize. I'm your friend.

    • @greengoblingreengoblin8965
      @greengoblingreengoblin8965 Před 9 lety +1

      -MISSING- I'm not that harry osborn. I'm from Mark Webb's series. And I got called in a few months ago for some sinister information...

    • @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL
      @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL Před 8 lety +3

      +Green Goblin “Harry osborn” Green Goblin Here's the information and also a message to Mark Webb:
      Get out of my building! YOU'RE FIRED!!!

    • @thegreentop5963
      @thegreentop5963 Před 8 lety +4

      HEY DONT PUSH ME

  • @bushybigdaddy
    @bushybigdaddy Před 4 lety +2

    "Can I just get some girlfriends?"
    "Right away, sir." 😂

  • @kaythetoon
    @kaythetoon Před 3 lety +5

    1:09 Got out of the car just to slap him 😂

  • @davidetenerani7039
    @davidetenerani7039 Před 8 lety +13

    No arguments.
    4:32 - 6:43
    The best

  • @jive96
    @jive96 Před 8 lety +5

    Edward Chunky Jr.

  • @britishcat17
    @britishcat17 Před 9 lety +7

    "I'm here todaybecause i fell 2 strories and had coffee"
    **crowd applauese and cheers**

  • @Matthew_Cordle
    @Matthew_Cordle Před 4 lety +4

    “I’m here because I fell two stories and hand coffee.”
    (Tik-Tok fame in a nutshell)

  • @mbsb1376
    @mbsb1376 Před 10 lety +24

    HERRY. HERRY! HRRRRRRRRRRRRRY!

  • @jonasmcnordin9624
    @jonasmcnordin9624 Před 9 lety +27

    Everyone is getting fired in this!

  • @Ghostface_Editsz
    @Ghostface_Editsz Před 2 lety +1

    1:49 I love that dance

  • @neck-o
    @neck-o Před 10 lety +6

    He got me "They love me

  • @timothykammerer7622
    @timothykammerer7622 Před 4 lety +4

    6:46 "Got you a little welcome home present."
    "Oh, thanks Pete!"
    *ball plops on the ground*

  • @a-h1n286
    @a-h1n286 Před 8 lety +143

    you stole my novel price

  • @Nae_Ayy
    @Nae_Ayy Před 10 lety +2

    I died when Harry said "Bop!"

  • @ApolloSniperman
    @ApolloSniperman Před 10 měsíci +2

    “They hated it! They hate me!”
    “Well, they hate you” 😂

  • @olibacon
    @olibacon Před 9 lety +22

    You were an embarrassment to him, that's the main thing

  • @5carecrow94
    @5carecrow94 Před 9 lety +31

    NOBEL PRAIZE

  • @kinggoldenfursuitter7309
    @kinggoldenfursuitter7309 Před 9 měsíci +2

    "Knock out mary jane!"
    "Okay"
    "AAAGAHH"😅🤣😂🤣😂
    I am dead cracking up

  • @josephsmolarski2320
    @josephsmolarski2320 Před 8 lety +10

    Funniest moment ever Harry: Can you get some girlfriends. Bernard: Right away sir. XD LOL I just can't stop laughing at it.

  • @djledward5386
    @djledward5386 Před 3 lety +4

    3:19 When you're playing Call of Duty and hold the grenade too long.

  • @kirankaur2101
    @kirankaur2101 Před 8 lety +8

    1:25 has to be the funniest thing ever!!!

  • @eskikanal3130
    @eskikanal3130 Před 7 lety +2

    4:16 is awesome.

  • @08Redfield
    @08Redfield Před 7 lety +3

    Hearing J.J shout "You're fired" has become almost therapeutic to me.

  • @AskAir
    @AskAir Před 3 lety +3

    Spiderman getting sand out of his shoe is the new eating hot dogs

  • @Huskie
    @Huskie Před 7 lety +30

    Not in your budget lol

  • @ShadesAtKnight
    @ShadesAtKnight Před 7 lety +1

    "Bop."
    That absolutely killed me.

  • @TheNTony19
    @TheNTony19 Před 8 lety +6

    Harry: Just wish I can know more about him
    Peter: You were an embarrassment that's the main thing

  • @bushynuts
    @bushynuts Před 8 lety +8

    Harry:(blows himself up and falls)
    Trash Guy from Spider-Man 2:N da garbage

  • @R3fug333
    @R3fug333 Před 10 lety +9

    Every single part of this has had me in tears. Can't wait for Part 5, if you're making one.

  • @reedified6514
    @reedified6514 Před 4 lety +3

    Mary Jane: "You're such a nerd"
    Peter: *Back hands the shit out of her*

  • @dkinley334
    @dkinley334 Před 7 lety +2

    "Not on your budget pal" I was literally dying. Multiple tears are running down my face. Jesus I haven't laughed that hard in a really long time

  • @fu5420
    @fu5420 Před 4 lety +4

    8:44 I was really expecting him to reverse pull the driver by playing it backwards so he shoves the driver into sand and seals it

  • @kidwuulf5692
    @kidwuulf5692 Před 4 lety +4

    2:28 "Listen to me, I killed your father! He tried to kill himself!" Well that's twisted xD

  • @frostypizzaman1793
    @frostypizzaman1793 Před 5 lety +1

    This is one of my favourite YTPs.

  • @Zaidon7
    @Zaidon7 Před 7 lety +2

    That was one of the FUNNIEST Jameson scenes yet! Well done!

  • @reedified6514
    @reedified6514 Před 4 lety +3

    Harry's hoverboard recoveries were on point

  • @sunfade
    @sunfade Před 10 lety +10

    THANK YOU SO MUCH I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER

  • @ethankoball1680
    @ethankoball1680 Před 10 lety +1

    THANK THE LORD!!!! dude thank you so much for making this, these r some of the BEST youtube poops EVER!!!

    • @williehaller5840
      @williehaller5840 Před rokem

      Amen, brother. Good to see God's name online.
      Glory to The Lord! May He reign forever and ever, amen.

  • @snowbarry4life
    @snowbarry4life Před rokem +1

    Jameson: **shouts at employee**
    Betty Brant: **seeing it regularly** *"Blood pressure."*
    I love how she's Jameson's PA AND doctor.

  • @OccasionalHaHa
    @OccasionalHaHa Před 9 lety +10

    from all those falls, looks like the hob goblin fails at life.

  • @AhmedGamal-rt9fs
    @AhmedGamal-rt9fs Před 5 lety +5

    3:06 when he fails in the quick time events 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @SmashFan1337
    @SmashFan1337 Před 10 lety +1

    This is AMAZING!!!! Please make part 5

  • @Newtrita
    @Newtrita Před 7 lety

    DUDE ITS BEEN FEW YEARS THAT I HAVENT LAUGHED LIKE THIS THANK YOU SO MUCH

  • @robogamer117
    @robogamer117 Před 4 lety +3

    7:24 is my favorite part

  • @Icup200169
    @Icup200169 Před 10 lety +21

    Lol so funny! you deserve way more subs.

  • @themcjarhead1383
    @themcjarhead1383 Před 10 lety +2

    Best one yet! Keep it up!

  • @MarioTransformer7001
    @MarioTransformer7001 Před 7 lety +1

    4:46 *smiles* YOUR'RE FIRED!