How-To: Make Lobster Rolls with Matty Matheson

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  • čas přidán 31. 05. 2024
  • Matty Matheson visits the MUNCHIES Test Kitchen in Brooklyn, NY to make a lobster roll to end all lobster rolls.
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  • @lukeperry8407
    @lukeperry8407 Před 4 lety +1441

    “Pet your lobsters.”
    *immediate cut to Matty absolutely slaughtering a cooked lobster tail*

    • @fredleinfilms
      @fredleinfilms Před 4 lety +3

      haha that got me so good! haha

    • @joep2590
      @joep2590 Před 4 lety

      nobody said it would be pretty

    • @davelowesky8054
      @davelowesky8054 Před 2 lety +1

      Or dropping a live lobster in boiling water and literally boiling it to death. I thought liberals were all eco friendly and shit

  • @spartymatt9627
    @spartymatt9627 Před 4 lety +1412

    Matty seems like the type of dude you meet at a party and instantly become better friends than the people you came with.

    • @sid7871
      @sid7871 Před rokem

      First to comment here ig

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Před 6 měsíci

      Lies again? Grab Food USD SGD

  • @annebowers5012
    @annebowers5012 Před 4 lety +478

    Was not prepared for how much it got me when he called himself “daddy”

  • @JRL415
    @JRL415 Před 4 lety +369

    Matty: Sorry buddy
    Bug: No worries

  • @JoShiestyy
    @JoShiestyy Před 7 lety +1132

    I'm glad this dude is back cuz I'm tired watching those hippy ass chefs.

    • @christivncvstro1118
      @christivncvstro1118 Před 7 lety +18

      +jinn194 you sound like a vegan

    • @gamestarr16
      @gamestarr16 Před 7 lety +9

      no, no... you really do sound like a vegan

    • @jinn194
      @jinn194 Před 7 lety +3

      gamestarr16 Wow, guess half the world's population must sound like vegans then.

    • @delrona
      @delrona Před 7 lety

      you have a life problem or just too much time ?

    • @volminski
      @volminski Před 7 lety

      +jinn194 no because he is very clearly stating that you do not speak like a normal mammal you don't eat meat like what the fuck where are your arms then mate

  • @elijahrman2015
    @elijahrman2015 Před 7 lety +852

    "Im from maine. Thats where lobsters come from."
    "Its from the fuckin ocean mah dude."
    😂😂😂

  • @stepanfedun9122
    @stepanfedun9122 Před 5 lety +1849

    Didnt expect cabbage racism but okay

  • @TheDrewjameson
    @TheDrewjameson Před 4 lety +294

    I love when chefs are like "a little bit of salt" and then toss in like a cup of salt

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson Před 4 lety +1

      right? 🤣

    • @AdamFloro
      @AdamFloro Před 4 lety +16

      Probably using kosher salt, which is more flat than regular salt, so you have to use more than you think.

    • @charlesbing6753
      @charlesbing6753 Před 3 lety +5

      Same thing with olive oil
      Only a little olive oil
      Floods the plate

    • @cliffordrosean621
      @cliffordrosean621 Před 3 lety +1

      @@AdamFloro Uhh.. that's not a thing. Salt, even when it's kosher, comes in all kinds of shapes and sizes. Also, it tends to dissolve in the food. Shape does not have an impact on quantity. Most food takes a fair amount of salt but some food doesn't need any.

    • @AdamFloro
      @AdamFloro Před 3 lety +11

      @@cliffordrosean621 Go ahead and take a cup of kosher salt, and a cup of iodized salt, and weigh them both. I haven't done it, but I'm pretty sure the iodized salt will weigh more.

  • @davidsummers6700
    @davidsummers6700 Před 7 lety +2013

    i bought a large pot at wal-mart today solely to make lobster rolls like my hero, Matty Matheson.

  • @alfie6098
    @alfie6098 Před 5 lety +1327

    "Pomme de terre, know what that means?"
    Apple of the earth, Matty?
    "FUCKEN' POTATO".
    Oh

    • @geesegoose6174
      @geesegoose6174 Před 5 lety +10

      😂😂😂😂😂 that had me dead. I said the exact same thing!

    • @ralphwhittemore5041
      @ralphwhittemore5041 Před 5 lety +3

      Matty love ya Bro watch all the time What do you have to go FN political for .Shut up and cook . Your the best at that . Politics not do much.

    • @thatkid9135
      @thatkid9135 Před 5 lety

      Alfie 😂

    • @mrivera6975
      @mrivera6975 Před 5 lety +2

      I actually said "Earth apple?" Outloud.

    • @albinashamianova8166
      @albinashamianova8166 Před 5 lety +1

      That is right in french and in dutch

  • @detos1178
    @detos1178 Před 2 lety +11

    “just dip your fingers a little bit in boiling water” - one of my favourite recipe instructions

  • @hippeedippee
    @hippeedippee Před 4 lety +73

    5:27 I was eating red cabbage slaw while watching this and I feel like I let the guy down

    • @imfrcd
      @imfrcd Před 4 lety +6

      Just promise not to do that again and you're good.

    • @fed7759
      @fed7759 Před 4 lety

      @@imfrcd Ok god HAHA;:"'-)-'":))))))))

    • @derekgagnon5719
      @derekgagnon5719 Před 4 lety

      Hahaha

  • @deeplover3359
    @deeplover3359 Před 5 lety +1199

    This guy has such a personality

    • @tombryan1
      @tombryan1 Před 4 lety +9

      And such a disgusting personality and presence.

    • @hopeonmars9047
      @hopeonmars9047 Před 4 lety +19

      @tom bryan what the fudge is your problem

    • @subzero871NL
      @subzero871NL Před 4 lety +4

      @@hopeonmars9047 what the fudge 😂😂

    • @hopeonmars9047
      @hopeonmars9047 Před 4 lety

      Jesse Pinkman welp I can’t swear so- 😂

    • @levy7176
      @levy7176 Před 4 lety +1

      @@tombryan1 wdym??

  • @finnporter1223
    @finnporter1223 Před 5 lety +3590

    They’re from the ocean ... my dude

  • @cliffordfarley1018
    @cliffordfarley1018 Před 4 lety +6

    I love Matty because he's blunt and isn't afraid to tell you everything that's in his food. And he's hilarious, and charismatic. Great dude.

  • @shellyboggs9093
    @shellyboggs9093 Před 5 lety +11

    I love him so much, he cracks me up and can cook too. What more could a 4F want?

  • @Summerphantom05
    @Summerphantom05 Před 7 lety +203

    The man, the myth, the Matheson

  • @mikecantreed
    @mikecantreed Před 7 lety +287

    If Jack black and action Bronson boned Matty Matheson would be their offspring.

    • @mikebrophy2583
      @mikebrophy2583 Před 7 lety +6

      Lol that is scary accurate

    • @ren5043
      @ren5043 Před 7 lety +1

      I think the other way action being the son

    • @moogle68
      @moogle68 Před 7 lety

      Nah, Action doesn't resemble Jack in any way other than the gut. Everything else about him is all his own creation. The OP was totally accurate. Matty has the silliness and average normal vocabulary of Jack with the occasional street vibes of Action.

    • @janowczarek5476
      @janowczarek5476 Před 7 lety

      lmao\

    • @simzocker
      @simzocker Před 7 lety

      lol

  • @CedricDelany
    @CedricDelany Před 4 lety +22

    "Pet your lobsters." Next cut: Cuts one in half with a giant cleaver. Whoever edited is, is a genius :D

  • @amanhasnoname8130
    @amanhasnoname8130 Před 5 lety +4

    Matty is awesome! BRING BACK HIS SHOW!!

  • @jakubgaecki5629
    @jakubgaecki5629 Před 7 lety +472

    I'm a simple man, I hear my boy MM saying Trump's a piece of shit, I press like

    • @kawapurpman2424
      @kawapurpman2424 Před 7 lety +9

      i know n i agree but its like wtf. wat are we suppost to do vote for hillary? fuck both of them man i dunno wtf

    • @positivelypositive1324
      @positivelypositive1324 Před 7 lety +19

      You're a sheep. You think it's cool to say you're anti-Trump. Wow! What a trailblazer you are. You're soooo cool! lol So hip!

    • @abblabblabalaba
      @abblabblabalaba Před 7 lety +9

      well aren't you positively positive

    • @bfdmodz
      @bfdmodz Před 7 lety +4

      So much for being positive.

    • @bfdmodz
      @bfdmodz Před 7 lety +5

      Isn't trump the front runner atm? (not American btw).

  • @BD-uo9po
    @BD-uo9po Před 6 lety +627

    'pet your lobsters'
    *proceeds with a scene where the lobster is sliced In half after a decapitation

    • @fusionghost1483
      @fusionghost1483 Před 5 lety +15

      Those lobsters are just sitting there listening to how they are about to be murdered

    • @MilkySubstance
      @MilkySubstance Před 5 lety +21

      As someone who knows lobsters, the only thing those mental fuckers are thinking "I hope my mate gets cooked first so I can fucking eat him too"

    • @JosephdiCaro
      @JosephdiCaro Před 5 lety +7

      @@MilkySubstance bahaha i love this because it's true. Pull one lobster from the tank and squash him then throw him back into the tank.... I bet is gone the next day lol

    • @eatassgang4415
      @eatassgang4415 Před 5 lety +1

      😂😂😂💀

  • @elliotta5645
    @elliotta5645 Před 4 lety +3

    7:20 “So we’ve let the temperature come back to temperature, temperature, temperature”🤣Matty is freaking amazing haha

  • @matthew-vw3pw
    @matthew-vw3pw Před 4 lety +347

    normal humans sharing food: bites from the other end
    matty: *lemme just pick up where you left off*

    • @daywalker3735
      @daywalker3735 Před 4 lety +5

      No fucks given!

    • @alfonsoaldecoa512
      @alfonsoaldecoa512 Před 3 lety +9

      stop being a fkn pussy matthew

    • @matthew-vw3pw
      @matthew-vw3pw Před 3 lety +3

      @@alfonsoaldecoa512 i would get this comment in the middle of coronavirus i bet you one of those people outside no masks no fucks given lmao

    • @gabrielm5724
      @gabrielm5724 Před 3 lety +8

      @@matthew-vw3pw nah, I wear a mask all the time and barely leave my home and find it nothing disgusting about sharing food like that

    • @_MrTrue
      @_MrTrue Před 3 lety

      People are such fucking pussies now

  • @jagglet
    @jagglet Před 6 lety +3356

    1K dislikes from people who make red cabbage coleslaw

  • @divdesmitpirmais
    @divdesmitpirmais Před 7 lety +169

    Great ending! MUNCHIES approves! :D :D

    • @brutalbree23
      @brutalbree23 Před 7 lety +6

      You can add HC to that list also.

    • @DarioCruzII
      @DarioCruzII Před 7 lety +5

      American is just fucked aint it.

    • @GM-tw4el
      @GM-tw4el Před 7 lety +12

      He's Canadian though.... He only mentioned being from Newfoundland about 30 times.

    • @tom_something
      @tom_something Před 7 lety +4

      If Canadian-born Gavin McInnes can rattle on and on about how great Trump is, this other guy can do a little shout out against him.

    • @Dakarn
      @Dakarn Před 7 lety

      Well, Gary... that's why we elect Trump, wait for him to fuck up, impeach him, and have 3 years of President Pence.

  • @marylinzavala3071
    @marylinzavala3071 Před 4 lety +3

    Love this guy 😂😂 “ I love you grampy” 🥺

  • @davidstevens3120
    @davidstevens3120 Před 4 lety +30

    "clam claws, clam claws, clam!"
    "what am I even saying?"
    lol

  • @hasic9320
    @hasic9320 Před 7 lety +734

    *Gordon watching video*
    Gordon: if he freez....
    Matty: Im gonna put these in the freezer for later
    Gordon: Fuckin hell

    • @Nadia-ev6ed
      @Nadia-ev6ed Před 6 lety +1

      ikr

    • @omermangan1196
      @omermangan1196 Před 6 lety +5

      Unizen PvP // Prime ツ and Nino would never freeze that btw

    • @wardkdouglas
      @wardkdouglas Před 6 lety +1

      Omer Mangan and then call Matty a "fucking donkey"

    • @tmv866
      @tmv866 Před 6 lety +5

      Gordan isn't completely against frozen things. Peas are perfectly fine frozen, and if you were to freeze the lobster for stock for later it would be fine to use as well.

    • @r3ikobomb
      @r3ikobomb Před 6 lety

      Parker Lewin This.

  • @FridgeMaan
    @FridgeMaan Před 7 lety +31

    I get way to excited when I read "Matty Matheson" in my subscription box. Love this man.

  • @GenaroMontalvo-hc9wb
    @GenaroMontalvo-hc9wb Před rokem

    i fell in love with this guy. im happy for him. great job!

  • @maylisburns8978
    @maylisburns8978 Před 4 lety +1

    I love this chef’s personality

  • @theDjangoTango
    @theDjangoTango Před 6 lety +792

    "My dad could kick the shit out of John Martin, so... I'm OK with that."

  • @antonslayeranton6665
    @antonslayeranton6665 Před 6 lety +366

    It's great to see Jack Black's brother finally getting the recognition he deserves

  • @lauren8277
    @lauren8277 Před 4 lety +1

    Favorite video ever and that’s saying a lot seeing as I luv all his videos 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @ymerojas
    @ymerojas Před 4 lety

    Love how genuine this chef is! 👊🏼 bump

  • @hollowain239
    @hollowain239 Před 5 lety +386

    8:55 "It's from the freaking ocean mah dude"

  • @philzrad
    @philzrad Před 7 lety +210

    Matty looks like he's been losing a little bit of weight!

    • @fatonya9135
      @fatonya9135 Před 7 lety

      ikr

    • @Ericggz
      @Ericggz Před 7 lety +10

      Yea When hell freezes over

    • @pnukka
      @pnukka Před 7 lety +13

      And his tattoo's are slowly crawling up his head.

    • @AustinKay
      @AustinKay Před 7 lety +5

      He has a hot wife, that's strong motivation. Matty is beautiful though regardless haha

    • @Schodboyblves
      @Schodboyblves Před 7 lety +1

      Didn't he have a heart thing a couple years ago and he said he had to lose weight?

  • @buddyfoster6698
    @buddyfoster6698 Před 4 lety +18

    Omfg I’m choking from laughing at that last few sec of the video. That made me so fucking happy

    • @RsKnDR0991
      @RsKnDR0991 Před 2 lety

      I just watched the video, then I looked at the date of the video...LOL xD

    • @redwind18o
      @redwind18o Před 18 dny

      Thanks for ruining the country with all the illegals now 🙌 bet you’re super happy

  • @cindybear2689
    @cindybear2689 Před 9 měsíci

    Matty, your cooking always always looks delicious and you are an Amazing human being. Luv ya!

  • @coldnipples1071
    @coldnipples1071 Před 7 lety +215

    Why am I watching this at 6 in the morning

  • @crybirb
    @crybirb Před 7 lety +17

    I can never get enough Matty Matheson man.

  • @pilon3683
    @pilon3683 Před 3 lety +14

    “That’s for daddy” 😂

  • @hectorsanabria7092
    @hectorsanabria7092 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I just made this and it was great, love it cant wait to make it again

  • @layersofmentalretardation9613

    He's a great cook, because he's fucking insane.

  • @navadeepsharma6709
    @navadeepsharma6709 Před 7 lety +2158

    I loved the way he ended it.

  • @McClain1345
    @McClain1345 Před 2 lety +3

    MAtty and Faridahs energy in these videos are uncanny. Love this channel. Wish you two great chefs much success in happiness in the culinary world 🙌🏽🙏🏽

  • @noahdefrancisco2911
    @noahdefrancisco2911 Před 4 lety +1

    Matty Matheson and Stairway to Heaven at 2:00 a.m. on a Saturday morning... doesn't get much better than that if ya ask me.

  • @lisafenixx
    @lisafenixx Před 7 lety +23

    any time there's a new matty matheson video, my day immediately becomes amazing.

  • @vRyqn
    @vRyqn Před 7 lety +9

    Only clicked on this for Matty, honestly if matty had his own channel, im sure id be one of his millions of subs!

  • @sbauman11
    @sbauman11 Před 4 lety +13

    the last 10 seconds of the video are the best

  • @matthill5214
    @matthill5214 Před rokem +1

    Love that you mention NB in this video!

  • @girliedog
    @girliedog Před 5 lety +796

    80% personality 20% cooking

  • @xbranykavala
    @xbranykavala Před 7 lety +1767

    Did he just said:'this is a realy tasty poop?'

    • @SSDavyS
      @SSDavyS Před 7 lety +16

      he did! oO OO oO OooO O OOO if he easts lobster poop what wouldn't he eat? oO

    • @xbranykavala
      @xbranykavala Před 7 lety

      Nobody!
      down know mate

    • @jfkfjh6156
      @jfkfjh6156 Před 7 lety

      It's not poop

    • @selenegallio3697
      @selenegallio3697 Před 7 lety

      michalis papa q

    • @percymiller4570
      @percymiller4570 Před 7 lety +17

      +Jfkfj h It is poop. Crawfish and shrimp also have the “vein" in them. However, it's safe to eat it as its been boiled.

  • @MaryWehmeier
    @MaryWehmeier Před 3 lety

    Love it! Bring it on Matty! We need a beer with those rolls. Damn I miss them!

  • @eljayy91
    @eljayy91 Před 4 lety +1

    I’m in love with this man

  • @Rudiok
    @Rudiok Před 5 lety +383

    "Just enough mayonnaise to hold it together" >>throws 3 cups of mayo into 1 cup of slaw

    • @GundamReviver
      @GundamReviver Před 4 lety +3

      Which neatly explains the girth of the average American :D

    • @Sony187ful
      @Sony187ful Před 4 lety +8

      This guy hates mayo. What a fucking loser.

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe Před 4 lety +25

      @@GundamReviver but hes Canadian...

    • @sushirice6751
      @sushirice6751 Před 4 lety +1

      @wouter sikkema He’s Canada, and happy with life something you don’t have

    • @klamdert945
      @klamdert945 Před 4 lety

      Dont eyeball shit in a recipe bud.

  • @MrJared93
    @MrJared93 Před 7 lety +393

    Did he seriously just eat lobster shit??

    • @Drupp12
      @Drupp12 Před 7 lety +72

      yup and I eat crab shit it tastes like mustard

    • @fizalex6612
      @fizalex6612 Před 7 lety +2

      Jared Kilby that's the best part.

    • @fizalex6612
      @fizalex6612 Před 7 lety +102

      dantemike1 why do people need to bring politics into EVERYTHING. Jesus you can't watch a video to do with anything without someone mentioning Hilary or Trump

    • @johnriddell71
      @johnriddell71 Před 7 lety +57

      dantemike1 Always intrigued to see how long it takes a political argument to devolve into fuck-yous

    • @leonscott543
      @leonscott543 Před 7 lety +4

      proof 80 people are not real seafood heads

  • @beef6958
    @beef6958 Před 4 lety +12

    Had my big ol' greasy hand in there and you guys are gonna be like aaaaAaAaAaAAAAAAAAA 😩😩😩

  • @zhangdynasty1486
    @zhangdynasty1486 Před 3 lety +2

    I love how it goes from “pet your lobsters” to him destroying the cooked tail

  • @afraidrt
    @afraidrt Před 6 lety +6

    Matty is one of the most knowledgeable chef I have ever known on CZcams. I followed his recipes many times and my food was fucking awesome.

  • @Marcus-hz3rx
    @Marcus-hz3rx Před 5 lety +504

    This is jack black when he starts his own cooking show

    • @hiimemily
      @hiimemily Před 5 lety +1

      Jables already has a gaming channel, can you imagine if he did food shit too?

    • @justpettet3506
      @justpettet3506 Před 5 lety +2

      jack is a fucking loser compared to matty

    • @venividivici4253
      @venividivici4253 Před 5 lety

      @@justpettet3506 .

    • @TheKitchenSpirit
      @TheKitchenSpirit Před 5 lety +3

      @@justpettet3506 you have the right to be wrong, jack black can be enjoyable (i.e: tenacious D, and some of his movies) I don't think he's good on his own. Much like Mike Myers

    • @starlalynn8032
      @starlalynn8032 Před 3 lety

      Not really comparable...

  • @LungButter
    @LungButter Před 4 lety +1

    3:57 Me Everytime I make crab legs or lobster haha!! I love this guy

  • @gabe5138
    @gabe5138 Před 5 lety +1

    “Just dip your finger a little bit in boiling hot water.” LMAO This guys rocks

  • @awesomejackify3333
    @awesomejackify3333 Před 7 lety +41

    Didn't even kill the lobster before cooking

    • @thekinghash
      @thekinghash Před 7 lety +8

      dumbfuck all lobsters are killed and cooked like that lol

    • @EdUnleashed1
      @EdUnleashed1 Před 7 lety +23

      No they aren't, they can be killed humanely first and then cooked

    • @iored
      @iored Před 7 lety +17

      There is no humane way to kill a lobster because they have no pain receptors. Also, killing them before putting them in the water isn't as fresh. I'm pretty sure it even ruins that part of the lobster.

    • @therougechipmunk8058
      @therougechipmunk8058 Před 7 lety +15

      hippys and there stupid kill them humanely nonsense, do animals kill other animals humanely? no they all get eat alive and ripped apart til dead

    • @EdUnleashed1
      @EdUnleashed1 Před 7 lety +5

      There's no humane way to kill anything, but I'd rather have a clean blow than to be boiled alive... And apparently it's not to do with the freshness, just the texture

  • @pikminhero
    @pikminhero Před 5 lety +10

    I love how Jon’s only human interaction is to close his eyes and throw his head back

  • @CamsForCod
    @CamsForCod Před 4 lety

    Watching from new brunswick great vid matty!!

  • @Rob-ub6gv
    @Rob-ub6gv Před 4 lety

    Just saw this guy for the first time. I love him.

  • @ssvnormandy96
    @ssvnormandy96 Před 7 lety +23

    I see my boy Matty, I like

  • @YouFrAGit
    @YouFrAGit Před 5 lety +4

    I love this guy's personality!

  • @chrisfraser72
    @chrisfraser72 Před 4 lety

    Form nova scotia. And this kicked ass. Matty's the best.

  • @maluse227
    @maluse227 Před 4 lety +6

    jts nice to see such positive canadian representation in cooking finally.

    • @maluse227
      @maluse227 Před 3 lety

      @NEGUS MBARKA i mean a good representation of all the other cooks ive worked with.

  • @BasedNozz
    @BasedNozz Před 7 lety +549

    Vegans are going to love this one 👌🏼

    • @Luke.hello.
      @Luke.hello. Před 7 lety +62

      spoiler alert: lobsters die

    • @bigmoneysteppa
      @bigmoneysteppa Před 7 lety

      and fuckbois like you will. because your dumb as fuck.

    • @caitfox394
      @caitfox394 Před 7 lety +17

      no vegans to be seen anywhere, this guy: vegans amirite?

    • @noizybubble1
      @noizybubble1 Před 7 lety +5

      +steppa money it's you're not your

    • @guitarguru210
      @guitarguru210 Před 7 lety

      yep, the "non ethical" killing of sea bugs.

  • @musicwithj1759
    @musicwithj1759 Před 6 lety +32

    I have some pretty bad depression just from past family treatment and events but not only do these videos teach me a TON about cooking and push me to go buy ingredients myself and try them out but Matty just makes me happy about life, gives me a hope and reason to keep going and live my life. I love that so much so thank you Matty and Vice❤️

  • @sanketadhikari3590
    @sanketadhikari3590 Před 4 lety +1

    It's very rare to see people sharing food in these kind of videos, great guy.

  • @Cozman430
    @Cozman430 Před 3 lety

    Love your videos Matty!!

  • @andrewwillmore3501
    @andrewwillmore3501 Před 5 lety +31

    Dude. You are an inspiration. Fantastic content, recipes always on point. Commentary speaks to technique that helps with other dishes. I am a huge fan :) Keep the amazing content coming!

  • @bessyisyourbestieforever3164

    Man Matty Matheson and Eddie Huang are the funniest and best chefs on vice 🙌🙌🙌

  • @elizabethhazel2012
    @elizabethhazel2012 Před 4 lety

    So pretty much a Maine Lobster Roll. All hail lobsters and old bay! I had a Grampy too! Except he taught me to fillet at the age of 9 on a boat in the bay of Maine. Love this life!

  • @MsTilly
    @MsTilly Před 4 lety +49

    The ending was my fav 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Alex-ub7tk
    @Alex-ub7tk Před 7 lety +471

    MORE MATTY!! (LESS ACTION BRONSON)

    • @qubexez
      @qubexez Před 7 lety +13

      Action just has to do more coocking....

    • @jrstar805
      @jrstar805 Před 7 lety +8

      F*ck!!! This is a FACT!!

    • @qubexez
      @qubexez Před 7 lety +2

      Haha on point

    • @Isoroku1983
      @Isoroku1983 Před 7 lety +9

      I agree, Matty is ten times better and more entertaining than Bronson

    • @Alex-ub7tk
      @Alex-ub7tk Před 7 lety +11

      Action is a douche. and he can't even cook.

  • @notenoughsoup
    @notenoughsoup Před 7 lety +93

    everything about this video from the beginning to the trump bashing (minus the shit eating) is why i love Matty Matheson

    • @lebronjames3957
      @lebronjames3957 Před 7 lety +14

      trump >>>>>> hillary

    • @Thisisahandle701
      @Thisisahandle701 Před 7 lety +5

      Trump isn't better than Hillary in terms of releasing his tax returns. Methinks Trump doesn't want people to know the extent of his lying regarding; donations, net worth, how much he pays workers or how much tax he pays. Bit shady for a candidate who considers himself a "truth-teller".

    • @lebronjames3957
      @lebronjames3957 Před 7 lety +3

      Kasbian Vaulks trump >>>>>> hillary

    • @Thisisahandle701
      @Thisisahandle701 Před 7 lety

      Superkai 64
      Kasbian Vaulks >>>>>> Superkai 64

    • @lebronjames3957
      @lebronjames3957 Před 7 lety +3

      Kasbian Vaulks lol youre so fuckin gay i bet you kiss girls

  • @nicoleism3
    @nicoleism3 Před 4 lety +18

    This dude is my spirit animal I’m crying 😭😭😂🙌🏻 8:54

  • @paulinehernandez3921
    @paulinehernandez3921 Před 4 lety

    Omg ur cooking style is like my husband and ur personality too. I love ur videos.

  • @quazer12
    @quazer12 Před 7 lety +3

    my favorite chef! thank God!

  • @ScipioWasHere
    @ScipioWasHere Před 7 lety +97

    Wow he didn't even kill it first. Hate seeing vegetables in pain.

  • @ceo.n1773
    @ceo.n1773 Před 4 lety +5

    6:05 I can’t tell you how much I felt that 😭

  • @ChoCho-ow7gn
    @ChoCho-ow7gn Před 4 lety +1

    As a Marylander, I'm so happy you used Old Bay. 👍👌

  • @iamnotacriminal
    @iamnotacriminal Před 7 lety +110

    lol when he said the poop tract I died a little🤐

  • @cookieez4u2
    @cookieez4u2 Před 7 lety +79

    SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA....so, I'm in the kitchen about to start dinner. I always like to watch professional chefs talk about cooking while I'm cooking --- because I'm a pro-fess-OR. NOT! So I typed in Lobster sandwiches (which I'm not having tonight). OK - so I stumbled on this video. Immediately, my attention was caught by his sheer humor. Having to keep an eye on dinner and his conversation, I found I needed to turn the fire down and pay attention to a guy who sticks his fingers in boiling water. The entire video had me captivated - but his ending comment about TRUMP just made me roll on the floor. We all need to subscribe to a guy that polishes a genuine vibe. Babe, you need a little chocolate in your milk!

    • @sephenouellet3991
      @sephenouellet3991 Před 6 lety

      Cook-ee Irvin hey hes my favourite. i give him so much support. hes from my home town. Saint John, New Brunswick Canada

  • @aurkorozario8224
    @aurkorozario8224 Před 7 měsíci

    The ones that came for that one "it's from the f**king ocean my dude." meme, I did too, but I do love Matty, absolute legend.

  • @rustyshackelford2359
    @rustyshackelford2359 Před 4 lety

    Awesome! This dude is hilarious in a good way

  • @Rileyhaines123
    @Rileyhaines123 Před 5 lety +12

    This was sooo entertaining!

  • @JJ721999
    @JJ721999 Před 7 lety +344

    "I'm just gonna put enough mayonnaise in here to hold it together"
    *Makes fucking mayonnaise soup with cabbage in it

    • @jodu7264
      @jodu7264 Před 6 lety +1

      Nacho libre

    • @izatkm100
      @izatkm100 Před 6 lety +2

      That's coleslaw ma dude

    • @jlyb96
      @jlyb96 Před 6 lety

      I can't stop laughing.

    • @rbocaj2239
      @rbocaj2239 Před 6 lety

      Josh Jennings exactly and I dont get this red cabbage slaw shit. I mostly do the slaw only with red cabbage cuz it colours the mayo and creates that sexy light purple-ish colour that looks amazing. I dont know what is that a minus for him.

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 Před 6 lety +1

      You just discovering coleslaw or something...?

  • @gthangguthrie3213
    @gthangguthrie3213 Před 4 lety

    Totally love you and your channel 😂

  • @christophert.7635
    @christophert.7635 Před 4 lety

    I love him so much!

  • @thatonepimp69
    @thatonepimp69 Před 5 lety +9

    1:47 when they say the dog doesn't bite so u go to pet it and it snaps at you 😂

  • @LewisHamilt0n
    @LewisHamilt0n Před 6 lety +821

    No lobsters were hurt in the production of this video

    • @badred3955
      @badred3955 Před 6 lety +16

      George 189 true but there murder not hurt, that's a different thing

    • @trevorc3063
      @trevorc3063 Před 6 lety +9

      That's a fucking lie. False advertising. You are fake news. Don't get PETA fucking started.

    • @charlesszz6858
      @charlesszz6858 Před 6 lety +8

      George 189 vagetarians: TRIGGERED!!!!!!

    • @charlesszz6858
      @charlesszz6858 Před 6 lety

      😂

    • @Gyrostatics
      @Gyrostatics Před 6 lety +4

      Cooking a dead lobsters cause make a person sick after it’s consumed

  • @bumblebee3321
    @bumblebee3321 Před 5 lety

    I love this guy!!

  • @shawnkhan6348
    @shawnkhan6348 Před 4 lety

    Love you Matty!!