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  • čas přidán 3. 07. 2024
  • for the record I recorded this yesterday and lost track of days.
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  • @DanBacksIide
    @DanBacksIide Před 6 dny +2061

    “Hah we sunk your carrier”
    “Hah, I sunk your country”

    • @hanz_gaming1662
      @hanz_gaming1662 Před 6 dny +100

      I laugh but that might happen. So I laugh harder.

    • @slavsquatsuperstar
      @slavsquatsuperstar Před 6 dny +80

      Temper, temper.

    • @MrAdamArce
      @MrAdamArce Před 6 dny +98

      You know what's really messed up? If you base that trade purely on monetary value, I bet that carrier is with more than Yemen...... man those carriers are expensive

    • @alessandrodolce1242
      @alessandrodolce1242 Před 6 dny +53

      PROPORTIONAL RESPONSE

    • @rrenkrieg7988
      @rrenkrieg7988 Před 6 dny +2

      ​@@MrAdamArce
      THE ACTUAL MATH
      a Gerald Ford Carrier is 13.3million on its own, with up to 90 planes to come with it,
      let's say it's not all F-35Cs but a mish mash of F-35Cs, Greyhound Cargo Planes, Seahawk helicopters, and a few Hawkeye AWACS planes,
      about 50-60 F-35Cs in normal carrier combat configuration
      about 10-12 F-35Cs in Wild Weasel EW config
      about 2-4 Greyhounds for essential cargo delivery
      about 8-12 Seahawks for anti-sub and surface patrol
      and none or 2 Hawkeye AWACs planes (could be 0 if only F-35s are in mission due to datalink, otherwise if flying with other carrier's F-18 wings a Hawkeye would be deployed)
      all in all the final price of the war material onboard will add up to about 33 Billion USD
      Yemen's last recorded economic fiscal year is 21 Billion USD and that was 2018 and following current trends it could be as low as 15 Billion USD
      so all in all a US Carrier (without the escorts) are worth two Yemen

  • @jerrywyant5409
    @jerrywyant5409 Před 6 dny +1377

    Raise hell praise Dale!!!

  • @SeaWitchUSN
    @SeaWitchUSN Před 6 dny +1869

    “I can’t get away with that….but Florida can” 😂😂😂😂 As a native Floridian… valid

    • @michaelbrown2678
      @michaelbrown2678 Před 6 dny +20

      HLC, this phrase should probably be on a shirt or hat! ☝️😂🥃🇺🇸

    • @josephnolan6323
      @josephnolan6323 Před 6 dny +15

      reminded of me when i was telling a coworker to "do it" in regards to what he was implying that was bad and couldn't say which told him it'll be fine since i get away with a lot of stuff then he immediately goes "joe, you're white" couldn't even be mad that was great

    • @Veltani
      @Veltani Před 6 dny +8

      Meanwhile us Australians over here are thinking he missed a wonderful opportunity to showcase a recent situation that makes Florida Man look.... well... sane...
      In my town, a guy was caught during daylight hours, in a public carpark with TWO d*ldos, one being up inside, after he had defecated in said carpark, then went to court, and claimed it wasn't him who did it, but he took the charges for someone else.
      Florida Man has nothing on Australia Man

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 Před 6 dny +9

      @@Veltani sounds like any walmart parking lot anywhere in the usa, not just florida, once a day, twice on weekend

    • @Veltani
      @Veltani Před 6 dny +2

      @thecursed01 true
      But do they go one TV to proclaim their innocence then later ask online to the town if they look like they are a man who would do that?

  • @robertf3479
    @robertf3479 Před 6 dny +419

    "We're about to start playing 'Cowboys & Terrorists!'" Love ya Florida.

  • @EnderMalcolm
    @EnderMalcolm Před 6 dny +1545

    Missed opportunity to call the hypersonic revolver "Operation Fireworks"

    • @MegaJani
      @MegaJani Před 6 dny +34

      Fire certainly works yeah

    • @WorldsTallestLeprechaun
      @WorldsTallestLeprechaun Před 6 dny +18

      If it wasn't for the fact that it would probably be a jinx, call it the "Kai Cenat".🤣😂
      Context for those who don't know: Kai Cenat is a streamer. (I guess, I don't know personally) and apparently he destroyed his house with a bunch of fireworks yesterday. (I didn't care enough to look up a lot of details besides that, so 🤷‍♂)

    • @_DMNO_
      @_DMNO_ Před 6 dny +17

      If I'm not mixing up what HL is talking about here, it would be the Rapid Dragon system which is named after an old Chinese siege weapon. As you can imagine, it was named as such because it is statistically a higher chance of being used against China, ironically.

    • @callen6893
      @callen6893 Před 6 dny

      Or Operation Peacemaker named after the Colt Peacemaker the gun that won the west.

    • @Zael_Moonblade
      @Zael_Moonblade Před 6 dny +10

      This is the Rapid Dragon Delivery System. 🐉 ×9 per small pallet... 😂

  • @randomchineseguy
    @randomchineseguy Před 6 dny +1295

    Remember folks to leave milk and cookies out for Captain America before you pass out from BBQ and beer

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 Před 6 dny +47

      You don't leave out milk and cookies for cap you leave out a good American Beer a good American hot dog good American Burger and two good American barbecue drumsticks maybe with a side we normally did mac salad so I'm going to say macaroni salad

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 Před 6 dny +15

      @@borttorbbq2556 If by "good American beer" you mean actually good beer, like Shiner, Dale's, or hell even Montucky will fit the bill.

    • @elizabethbell1077
      @elizabethbell1077 Před 6 dny +11

      Anyone else read that in Bubba J's voice

    • @GearGuardianGaming
      @GearGuardianGaming Před 6 dny +14

      why beer? i leave him a shot of jack daniels, a steak and a heap of potato salad and baked beans.

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 Před 6 dny +7

      @@rucker69 I mean realistically it can be whatever you want I'd probably put something out like a local craft beer. I mean realistically you can't get any more American than something that is like from the ground up made here and actually f****** delicious as American stuff should be. Like in my case I probably put out something like elysian dragons tooth

  • @VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb
    @VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb Před 6 dny +760

    “I put a revolver full of hypersonic missiles in the back of a cargo aircraft.”
    DAMN I love being American!
    Happy Birthday, oh beloved country of mine!

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. Před 6 dny +29

      Thank you

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 Před 6 dny

      Her last.

    • @allenr316
      @allenr316 Před 6 dny +4

      Once he said that about a revolver of hypersonic missiles, I just laughed and said "YES!"

    • @bobthegamingtaco6073
      @bobthegamingtaco6073 Před 6 dny +17

      ​@@itsjustme8947bring it. The British empire, Soviet Russia, the Japanese empire, North Korea, all of them said the same thing and here we are still. As long as a single American lives then the US lives too.

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 Před 6 dny

      @@itsjustme8947The hell you say, comrade. Marxists are doing their level best to destroy America from the inside but can never win.
      Did you hear about the infandous “chevron deference” being trashed by the Supreme Court? That faint gurgling noise you hear is the swamp starting to drain because the plug just got pulled. More government agencies than I can list are about to lose most of their power, and a lot of their faceless unelected bureaucrats. It will take time, and they will struggle, but it’s irreversible.

  • @Noblesix84
    @Noblesix84 Před 6 dny +159

    "Who hurt you?" A lot of people, ourselves included

    • @MiB1313
      @MiB1313 Před 6 dny +5

      lol more like who tried!

    • @warmachine8741
      @warmachine8741 Před 5 dny +1

      Well everyone goes through an emo phase right... America did too

  • @beng7844
    @beng7844 Před 6 dny +650

    I love the fact that Ireland celebrates the 4th of July out of sheer spite for England 😂

    • @MightyElo
      @MightyElo Před 6 dny +72

      Wait what?!?!?

    • @isaiahcampbell488
      @isaiahcampbell488 Před 6 dny +106

      That's awesome, and explains a little bit on why some Irish music played right after Toby Keith when I hit random, not sad, not angry, not even disappointed, it actually kind of fit.

    • @bryceburns429
      @bryceburns429 Před 6 dny +20

      That's great

    • @sleepycandle2642
      @sleepycandle2642 Před 6 dny +12

      Heck yeah

    • @farmschoolchicks1913
      @farmschoolchicks1913 Před 6 dny +74

      I was today years old when I learned this, and I love it.

  • @TjWatt_90
    @TjWatt_90 Před 6 dny +494

    “Raise hell praise dale”. One of the best sentences in the Florida language.

    • @buckeyeinmi9950
      @buckeyeinmi9950 Před 6 dny +14

      As an American in the north. That is one of the best sentences to say in america. If you speak nascar.

    • @TjWatt_90
      @TjWatt_90 Před 6 dny +8

      @@buckeyeinmi9950 Oh for sure. Especially as a Dale fan.

    • @kirotheavenger60
      @kirotheavenger60 Před 6 dny +6

      I love that they make it rymn when it clearly doesn't

    • @JesseJurun
      @JesseJurun Před 6 dny +4

      ​@@kirotheavenger60yes it does.

    • @mikehammer4018
      @mikehammer4018 Před 6 dny +7

      @@kirotheavenger60 What are you talking about? It most certainly does rhyme! (tell me you're not from the South without saying you're not from the South)

  • @marcellsimmons6427
    @marcellsimmons6427 Před 6 dny +39

    China: we have hypersonic missiles
    Russia: we have the world best hypersonic missiles
    U.S.A.: hold my beer 🍺🎉🍺🎉

  • @wompa70
    @wompa70 Před 6 dny +139

    “I can’t get away with that but Florida can.” I’m so proud of my Florida upbringing.

  • @jloiben12
    @jloiben12 Před 6 dny +127

    Yemen: I have a gift for you on your birthday America. I will get you one sunken aircraft carrier.
    Japan: Physically moves itself to Mars to be safe from the glassing America responds with

    • @tigerthyssen3313
      @tigerthyssen3313 Před 6 dny +12

      Accurate

    • @KayPrescesky
      @KayPrescesky Před 6 dny

      When you choke on your celebratory puff puff hack hack pass it to the left!

    • @kemp9842
      @kemp9842 Před 6 dny +18

      If the Houthis actually pulled it off, Saudi Arabia would have to start keeping an eye on their new southern coastline.

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 Před 6 dny +24

      @@kemp9842 I mean, America would probably respond with a "proportional" response. For a nearly-sunken vessel, they wiped out half a navy. For a completely-sunken carrier? Well, the Gerald Ford, empty, not counting RnD cost about 2/3 of the GDP of Yemen soo....proportional could be bad.

    • @BrokensoulRider
      @BrokensoulRider Před 6 dny +11

      @@mentaya11 I mean, we always wanted a permanent station over there in the middle east. :)

  • @ishootitarw
    @ishootitarw Před 6 dny +30

    Revolver of Hypersonics out of a cargo plane gives C-130 airlaunched Minuteman 3 ICBM kinda vibes.

    • @chrisoffutt8968
      @chrisoffutt8968 Před 6 dny +2

      It was a C-5. I don't think a 130 could fit an LGM-30

    • @ishootitarw
      @ishootitarw Před 5 dny

      @@chrisoffutt8968 Nope. If you look it up, you'll find the Air Force official webpage for the C-130 Hercules with the Minuteman 3 LGM-30G listed on that webpage.

    • @ishootitarw
      @ishootitarw Před 5 dny

      @@chrisoffutt8968 Oh and I believe there is public testing footage or at least stills from the footage. You'll see a C-130.

  • @karlpanzram4997
    @karlpanzram4997 Před 6 dny +329

    You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning... happy birthday from south florida...semper fi....!!!!!!!

    • @KayPrescesky
      @KayPrescesky Před 6 dny +8

      Thank you for your service and sacrifice. It was not forgotten, nor in vain.

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus Před 6 dny +8

      To all my Crayon-Eater:
      Fuckin' *Ra!* Love you all, you glorious Devil Dogs! Happy Birthday to the USA!

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. Před 6 dny +5

      Thank you

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 Před 6 dny +5

      Rah homie

    • @tommyrussell1415
      @tommyrussell1415 Před 6 dny +4

      Rah n green crayons from VA.

  • @football-xn5gc
    @football-xn5gc Před 6 dny +24

    I love how HLC's Japan is just "DON'T TOUCH THE BOATS"

  • @plaguedoc685
    @plaguedoc685 Před 6 dny +135

    BEST DAY ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MrReman2u
    @MrReman2u Před 6 dny +97

    "We're about to start playing Cowboys and Terrorists!" LMFAO!!! 😂🤣

    • @RaymondHatton-do4dp
      @RaymondHatton-do4dp Před 5 dny +1

      We can say this cause we can. What is that weird sound in the distance? Why does it smell like sweat all of a sudden? Iran you good over there?

  • @anthonyquinn1063
    @anthonyquinn1063 Před 6 dny +24

    Happy 4th of July, America. 🇺🇲
    From Canada 🇨🇦

  • @CarBENbased
    @CarBENbased Před 6 dny +24

    “I can’t get away with that….but Florida can” The trick that ventriloquists have been using for YEARS XD

  • @HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw
    @HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw Před 6 dny +55

    My older brothers never let me be the cowboy until I made a bow and arrows out of a tree branch and shoelaces.

  • @somerandomguywithatelescop2273

    Usually with these, I remain silent. But I deeply thank you for this one, I lost my Grandpa suddenly yesterday when I thought he was going make it home today in time for a firework show. This made me laugh today after I lost someone close to me. You have my gratitude.

    • @dd5219
      @dd5219 Před 6 dny +12

      I’m so sorry for your loss. 🙏❤️🤍💙

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. Před 6 dny +9

      I'm sorry for your loss 🇺🇸

    • @AflacMan13
      @AflacMan13 Před 6 dny +2

      ❤😢

    • @aj71169
      @aj71169 Před 6 dny +14

      Do NOT miss that fireworks show. Your Grandpa will be there expecting you. ❤

    • @stevegonzo2091
      @stevegonzo2091 Před 6 dny +8

      I'm sorry for your loss. It can be rough losing a loved one around this time of year. It'll get better, but for today try to be with family and friends. Support is important. I speak from experience. Take care my dude.

  • @MyLibertyTV
    @MyLibertyTV Před 6 dny +31

    UK: “America, who hurt you?”
    America: “Nobody…And Nobody ever will.”

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 Před 6 dny +2

      Man. Us and the Cyclops. Nobody needs to pay for his crimes.

  • @cooperlexington2356
    @cooperlexington2356 Před 6 dny +18

    That’s right it’s Steak 🥩, Eggs, Hotdogs, burgers,and gunpowder day
    Stay lit America 🇺🇸

  • @pantarkan7
    @pantarkan7 Před 6 dny +13

    8:55AM, Independence Day, a fighter jet made a very-low-level pass over my house. America, F--- YEAH!

  • @darrenskjoelsvold
    @darrenskjoelsvold Před 6 dny +24

    Aaahhhhhhh Rapid Dragon... The greatest use of a cargo plane ever theorized. Let's frickin' go!

    • @realmenhavelittledogs2661
      @realmenhavelittledogs2661 Před 6 dny +8

      Different system. Boeing concept using a modified 747 and sections of rotating racks with missiles in each cell. That racks never leave the plane

    • @darrenskjoelsvold
      @darrenskjoelsvold Před 6 dny

      @realmenhavelittledogs2661 so they're making yet another system to use big planes to launch a one aircraft invasion? God bless America.

    • @einehrenmann6156
      @einehrenmann6156 Před 6 dny +7

      Rapid Dragon is for LRASM, americas stealth long range anti ship missile which can be thrown out the back of a C17 and the like. The revolving Hypersonics are diffrent but going alongside the same idea of using americas huuuge logistical air fleet as additional long range bombers.

  • @sayjay198080
    @sayjay198080 Před 6 dny +18

    As an American sharing a Birthday with America I too love this gift.

    • @heatherbullock9020
      @heatherbullock9020 Před 6 dny +2

      Oh,YAY! Happy Birthday to you!

    • @uss-dh7909
      @uss-dh7909 Před 6 dny +2

      Happy birthday fren, I was supposed to be born in October but I wanted out early, July 2nd. My insides were on the outside, but somehow I made it. c:

  • @stealth9639
    @stealth9639 Před 6 dny +14

    This is a gleeful reminder that Florida is like this because the entire panhandle is home to the largest military Fortress ever constructed. Naval Air Station Pensacola, Whiting Field, Hurlburt Field, Duke Field, Seventh Special forces group, Sixth ranger training battalion, EOD school, 20th space control squadron, Eglin Air Force base, Tyndall Air Force base, every defense contractor known to mankind, and a bunch of refugees from Ft. Rucker/Novacell.

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 Před 6 dny +3

      No wonder EOD is there,
      Some crazy MFs. God bless em

  • @nomore8042
    @nomore8042 Před 6 dny +34

    This Holiday was brought to you by Citizens with Guns !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Happy 4th of July Ameri Cans !!!!

    • @janetcarlson9960
      @janetcarlson9960 Před 6 dny +1

      NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH CITIZENS UNITED. ARMED and ready!! Love to nomore!!

  • @clifmillwood
    @clifmillwood Před 6 dny +73

    Happy Birthday, 'Merica!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (Bald Eagle Screech)

    • @Sisko03
      @Sisko03 Před 6 dny +6

      You mean Red Tail Hawk(Bald Eagles official voice actor)

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. Před 6 dny +2

      Thank you!

    • @danielmclellan1522
      @danielmclellan1522 Před 6 dny

      ​@@Sisko03yep, real bald eagles sound like oversized seagulls.

  • @cloudy_days2321
    @cloudy_days2321 Před 6 dny +10

    America is that one COD player that intentionally uses the most ridiculous combos in the game to avoid getting bored and still wins every match.

  • @DaEpikMan
    @DaEpikMan Před 6 dny +35

    Been hearing some fireworks over in Australia, Happy 4th July!

  • @RandomPerson1404
    @RandomPerson1404 Před 6 dny +33

    I KNEW WE WOULD GET ONE TODAY!

  • @KayPrescesky
    @KayPrescesky Před 6 dny +53

    I have not only choked on my celebratory puff puff pass pass hack hack, but I've also used the "milk and cookies for Captain America" line on my husband. He added "Don't forget some bud for Bucky barns. Hulk get smashed!"

  • @Tomyironmane
    @Tomyironmane Před 6 dny +7

    "We're going to sink your carrier!"
    "We're all just tickled pink to hear you say that! Yo Navy! We got us someone who wants to die for his country! Oblige him."

  • @HappyBear376
    @HappyBear376 Před 6 dny +123

    Happy Birthday Colonial Cousins! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. Před 6 dny +7

      Thank you! 🇺🇸🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @aidenfisher2399
      @aidenfisher2399 Před 6 dny +9

      My william wallace smile on both of us. FREEDOM!!!!

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. Před 6 dny +3

      @@aidenfisher2399 🇺🇸🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @Megalania1
      @Megalania1 Před 6 dny +6

      @@America1776.hello from England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. Před 6 dny +3

      @@Megalania1 hello 🇺🇸🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @alessandrodolce1242
    @alessandrodolce1242 Před 6 dny +184

    Happy Birthday USA. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉(from italy)
    And .......wait hypersonics ....where ?
    On cargo planes?
    How?
    WTF.

  • @christiangreen1477
    @christiangreen1477 Před 6 dny +34

    as a certified, swamp dwelling, Floridaman... i literally clapped.

  • @austinthomas8099
    @austinthomas8099 Před 6 dny +16

    Oh. Hey, usa happy birthday their bud from your friendly yet chaotic neighbor 🇨🇦

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus Před 6 dny

      Love you, too! Be awesome, from the PacNorWest!

    • @KnawedOne
      @KnawedOne Před 6 dny +3

      ♥️. Our psychotic white cap! ♥️
      And slightly delayed Happy Birthday, Canada. ♥️🇨🇦♥️
      Also in PNW. 🏒🥅🏒

    • @austinthomas8099
      @austinthomas8099 Před 6 dny +1

      @KnawedOne why thank you buddeh

    • @meadofvalhalla8535
      @meadofvalhalla8535 Před 6 dny +2

      Much love from the USA. Love our psychotic war crime hat 😂 Hope you had a great Canada day

    • @austinthomas8099
      @austinthomas8099 Před 6 dny

      @@meadofvalhalla8535 i did very much thank you 😊

  • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
    @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it Před 6 dny +90

    Happy Birthday to my American cousins! 🇬🇧🇺🇸

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus Před 6 dny +8

      Best of luck to my British cousins! It's crazy over there, I know, so here's to hoping the vote goes well.
      Much love from the Pacific Northwest!

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. Před 6 dny +7

      Thank you! 🇺🇸🤝🇬🇧

    • @BeA_Penguin
      @BeA_Penguin Před 6 dny +4

      Hope your election goes well!

    • @joycecharbonneau152
      @joycecharbonneau152 Před 6 dny +2

      Happy Independence from Tories Day!

    • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
      @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it Před 5 dny +1

      @Deridus So....things didn't go we
      . To be fair, Washington State is beautiful so maybe I should get my passport updated.

  • @jakubreliga2549
    @jakubreliga2549 Před 6 dny +23

    MAN I LOVE USA (Im Polish) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST NATION ON THIS PLANET

    • @realmenhavelittledogs2661
      @realmenhavelittledogs2661 Před 6 dny +8

      And much love sent to the spicy European Texas! For the winged hussars rise again!!!

    • @dolphingoreeaccount7395
      @dolphingoreeaccount7395 Před 6 dny +4

      Let’s have winged hussars piloting the winged hussars
      Surely there’s a way to modify the cockpit for that

    • @jakubreliga2549
      @jakubreliga2549 Před 6 dny

      @@realmenhavelittledogs2661 thanks man

    • @jakubreliga2549
      @jakubreliga2549 Před 6 dny

      @@dolphingoreeaccount7395 i mean yeah but well its gonna make the plane work as a "Loud Stealth" option

    • @meadofvalhalla8535
      @meadofvalhalla8535 Před 6 dny +1

      Thanks. Much love for our Polish friends

  • @adrianmay3573
    @adrianmay3573 Před 6 dny +24

    Happy Independence Day 🫡🎆🫡🫡 thank you to all of our military and veterans. Never forgotten !!

  • @kevinerbs2778
    @kevinerbs2778 Před 6 dny +9

    haha 1:36 Japan just causally Like >.>............

  • @Jamesmatise
    @Jamesmatise Před 6 dny +10

    1:31 USS Yorktown: did you forget about me?
    Japan: Shhh! Don't remind him!

    • @fabiomarangon2748
      @fabiomarangon2748 Před 6 dny +4

      And USS Lexington... and USS Hornet... and USS Wasp... and USS Princeton... and a bunch of CVEs... also Franklin and Bunker Hill, not sunk but definitely fucked with...

    • @tjtheo3584
      @tjtheo3584 Před 6 dny +1

      True but those were after hostilities had commenced. The sucker punch didn't hit any carriers.

  • @robdash77
    @robdash77 Před 6 dny +32

    You Sir are a Birthday Gift to the USA!

  • @Camietta13
    @Camietta13 Před 6 dny +5

    "It's not my place to tell you how to spend your defense budget --"
    "Cool, so don't, but listen to this idea!"

  • @burningglory2373
    @burningglory2373 Před 6 dny +13

    It would be pretty sick if they brought back service revolvers for officer dress uniforms.

  • @Cortanis001
    @Cortanis001 Před 6 dny +16

    Run you like a crow on a curly fry.... Well that's certainly one I've never heard before. XD

  • @glacieractivity
    @glacieractivity Před 6 dny +22

    Happy B'day America from over at the eastern side of the pond. Point the fireworks upwards ⬆️ 🎆 🎇 🧨 👍

    • @KnawedOne
      @KnawedOne Před 6 dny

      🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 Před 6 dny +6

      We do point them upwards.
      Mostly…

    • @nadjasunflower1387
      @nadjasunflower1387 Před 5 dny

      @@markfergerson2145 LOL...until it involves roman candles...then...umm...not so much. 😏

  • @henrycarlson7514
    @henrycarlson7514 Před 6 dny +5

    So wise , Thank You to you and ALL veterans . Happy Independance day

  • @Sanguinerose2324
    @Sanguinerose2324 Před 6 dny +7

    "I can't get away with that... but Florida can."

  • @farmschoolchicks1913
    @farmschoolchicks1913 Před 6 dny +9

    “We ‘bout to play cowboys and terrorists” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Arctic-qr9eh
    @Arctic-qr9eh Před 6 dny +8

    Happy birthday to my beautiful home country America~
    USA! USA! USA! ❤❤ 🇺🇸 🇺🇲

  • @geoffreystill1038
    @geoffreystill1038 Před 6 dny +7

    As a Floridian, I love it when Florida comments on things that never involved us…. Like come on Florida we weren’t in the revolution…. And yet we will be lighting these fireworks as if we single-handedly beat the British…. RAISE HELL, PRAISE DALE!

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 Před 6 dny

      Florida became one of us when they applied to become a state which I'm happy about.

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 Před 6 dny

      ​@@jasondyrkacz8270true but that king George but was still funny in a history context

  • @brianstryker4536
    @brianstryker4536 Před 6 dny +5

    “A revolver of hypersonic.” *sniff* this country is just so beautiful sometimes.

  • @davesnothere.
    @davesnothere. Před 6 dny +9

    On this day I want to thank HLC, my squadron brothers and every other veteran for their service.
    Please don't waste our efforts.

  • @terongray1019
    @terongray1019 Před 6 dny +11

    I love how Florida has become the outlet for all the invasive thoughts.

  • @algernopkrieger138
    @algernopkrieger138 Před 6 dny +5

    "You're welcome" - France

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus Před 6 dny

      Vive la France! 🇺🇲

  • @jonathancoetzer6937
    @jonathancoetzer6937 Před 6 dny +8

    Happy birthday America...here to many many more

  • @Aviator-Chicken
    @Aviator-Chicken Před 6 dny +9

    WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥💥

  • @thomasohanlon1060
    @thomasohanlon1060 Před 6 dny +8

    It was only a matter of time until Rapid Dragon was brought up, so when does the plan old C-130 make an appearance?

  • @crazydrifter13
    @crazydrifter13 Před 6 dny +5

    Happy birthday to America from India

  • @gmradio2436
    @gmradio2436 Před 6 dny +8

    Revolver... hypersonic... missile launcher.
    I want to say I am surprised, but I am not.
    Which gunslinger is it named after? Please be Doc Holiday, I have so many puns that I can use.
    Unhealth care at home cause Doc makes house calls.
    A dictator was getting uppity so Uncle Sam sent him a Holiday.
    You heard of rapid dragon, well this is western dragon.
    So many puns.

  • @SelectStartGaming1
    @SelectStartGaming1 Před 6 dny +49

    can Habitual linecrosser please make a video with Grandpa Buff about the debate please

    • @habitual_linecrosser
      @habitual_linecrosser  Před 6 dny +40

      Great idea

    • @meatpuppet5036
      @meatpuppet5036 Před 6 dny +8

      ​@@habitual_linecrosser Young Buff meets little Joey Biden, tells him "sure kid, you could be president someday"

    • @slylittleman2033
      @slylittleman2033 Před 6 dny +5

      Ooh. Like that interview segment he did a while back. Maybe have Buff and the others act as the "pundits." Lol.
      I can already hear the quips.

    • @ba1263
      @ba1263 Před 6 dny +1

      I CONQUER ❤

  • @sbuds3236
    @sbuds3236 Před 6 dny +42

    Happy birthday U.S 🇺🇸🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 from the uk 🇬🇧

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. Před 6 dny +2

      Thank you! 🇺🇸🤝🇬🇧

    • @sbuds3236
      @sbuds3236 Před 6 dny +4

      @@America1776. may argue have a fist fight now and again But we are family 🇺🇸🇬🇧.

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. Před 6 dny +2

      @@sbuds3236 agreed

    • @jmjones7897
      @jmjones7897 Před 6 dny

      Howdy, Family!
      Fuck the Metric System
      Hooray for the Red, White and Blue !
      Love y'all.
      Cheers from the US of A.

  • @Dezkoi
    @Dezkoi Před 6 dny +5

    snowy hat sends maple syrup and backbacon, happy 4th of July America

  • @roycehuepers4325
    @roycehuepers4325 Před 6 dny +2

    Happy birthday America, from the GREAT STATE OF TEXAS! HEEYAW!

  • @HouseDuke
    @HouseDuke Před 6 dny +5

    D o N O T T O U C H *T H E I R B O A T S ! ! !* On the other hand: no one said the fireworks have to be in America!

  • @Sue-zf5uu
    @Sue-zf5uu Před 6 dny +5

    Thank you! I needed that laugh today! Happy Birthday America! Let's hold that line!!!❤❤❤

  • @lumberjackofalltrades
    @lumberjackofalltrades Před 6 dny +7

    I heard "we're bringing back revolvers" and I thought, what? Didn't they just do a weapons test and SIG got the contract?
    But a revolver full of missiles attached to a AC-130 is the best idea i have heard in a long time

    • @realmenhavelittledogs2661
      @realmenhavelittledogs2661 Před 6 dny +2

      It's actually gonna be out of a 747.....Boeing project

    • @xainatus55683
      @xainatus55683 Před 6 dny +2

      ​@realmenhavelittledogs2661 let's hope the doors stay on this time

    • @lumberjackofalltrades
      @lumberjackofalltrades Před 6 dny +2

      @@realmenhavelittledogs2661 nevermind then. Apparently the whole thing is gonna fall out of the sky before it ever sees combat

    • @bd5av8r1
      @bd5av8r1 Před 6 dny +1

      *C-17.

  • @leosthrivwithautism
    @leosthrivwithautism Před 6 dny +2

    Great as always. My favorite news and comedy channel all wrapped into one. Can’t get better than that. 👍

  • @sethm7595
    @sethm7595 Před 6 dny +14

    Happy 4th HLC and everyone!

  • @blazed420rcd
    @blazed420rcd Před 6 dny +5

    Happy 4th HLC, and thankyou for all you do to defend us, and that brilliant mind to entertain and inform us

  • @MaverickWindsor351
    @MaverickWindsor351 Před 6 dny +3

    "I can't get away with that, but Florida can" is a universal truth at this point

  • @damiencrossley7497
    @damiencrossley7497 Před 6 dny +13

    Happy Birthday neighbour may both our countries prosper under "soon to be new management!"

  • @soka3
    @soka3 Před 6 dny +8

    Raise hell, praise Dale!

  • @HansMcMurdy
    @HansMcMurdy Před 6 dny +70

    Just a friendly reminder for those fighting for democracy and against dictatorships:
    The American Revolution was against the king of England, not in favor of an American King...
    We targeted his company, the east India trading company, we weren't arguing for tax cuts for the kings company or defunding the VA...
    We wanted representation, not fake electors....
    We were firm, unapologetically against the theocratic government and church of England, not about the 10 commandments in classrooms...
    This day, we celebrate the rebels, the heathens, and democracy's triumph over a theocratic dictatorship.

    • @sinnirr
      @sinnirr Před 6 dny +10

      Saying as nice as possible, your comment is targeted.
      FJB.

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus Před 6 dny +9

      Long live the Republic!

    • @That.Lady.withtheYarn
      @That.Lady.withtheYarn Před 6 dny +10

      @@sinnirrbut it’s all true what Op said

    • @MissMimiDoll
      @MissMimiDoll Před 6 dny +7

      LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN BACK

    • @flyoptimum
      @flyoptimum Před 6 dny +8

      Just a friendly reminder that a place where people of different political persuasions come to enjoy light hearted humor together isn't a place to drop your pet set of strawmans, mischaracterizations and false-equivalences. There are plenty of forums on the internet for you to pick fights with strangers. We come her to laugh. Go away.

  • @therealbahamut
    @therealbahamut Před 6 dny +3

    "Cowboys and terrorists" sounds like my kind of game.
    I call cowboys team!

    • @Giomancer
      @Giomancer Před 6 dny

      I got a shirt from my dad after he was deployed to the desert in 2003. Features a BUFF on a tarmac, with a full (conventional) loadout arrayed on the ground in front. It says:
      "The terrorists have won the toss, and they have elected to receive!"

  • @ChristopherBriley773
    @ChristopherBriley773 Před 6 dny +6

    Only word necessary for this is AMERICA !!!!!!🇺🇸

  • @rosalindsmith6103
    @rosalindsmith6103 Před 6 dny +24

    Happy 4th July USA 🇺🇸 ❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. Před 6 dny +1

      Thank you

    • @rosalindsmith6103
      @rosalindsmith6103 Před 6 dny +1

      @@America1776. You are so welcome. Have a great day.
      Love and respect from a Scottish lady who is stuck in England 🤣🤣

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. Před 6 dny +1

      @@rosalindsmith6103 you too!
      I hope you escape out of North Korea! 🤣🇬🇧

    • @rosalindsmith6103
      @rosalindsmith6103 Před 6 dny

      @America1776. Oh, I so wish I could 😫

  • @UncleSamsDeplorable
    @UncleSamsDeplorable Před 6 dny +4

    Usa asking what they got him like his Intel guys dont already know what everyone has😂

  • @in-nomine-Iesu
    @in-nomine-Iesu Před 6 dny +1

    As a born and raised proud American, I approve this message!!!

  • @TetrahydrocannabissaurusRex

    God bless America! God bless Florida! And God bless HLC! Happy 4th y'all!

  • @oldtop4682
    @oldtop4682 Před 6 dny +9

    I REALLY want to see this new "revolver" fire. Matter of fact, as a lover of wheel guns, I think I needs me one of them there things! Can it be mounted on a pickup if you weld 1/2 plate to the bed? Asking for a friend.

    • @habitual_linecrosser
      @habitual_linecrosser  Před 6 dny +10

      With toyota and a welder there is a way

    • @rickygill7439
      @rickygill7439 Před 6 dny +5

      Your comments the most American comment to leave it up to an American trying to figure out how to put one on the back of his pickup truck God Bless America and all my fellow American citizens

    • @oldtop4682
      @oldtop4682 Před 6 dny

      @@habitual_linecrosser I have a Tundra so.....

    • @charlesashworth6805
      @charlesashworth6805 Před 6 dny +3

      Yes Toyota is the universal mobile weapons platform

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 Před 6 dny +1

      Theres an animation of it out there, not sure about real world video

  • @couch_potato9355
    @couch_potato9355 Před 6 dny +14

    I CAN FEEL THE MANIFEST DESTINY AND NATIONALISM COMING INSIDE ME RAHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

    • @BeA_Penguin
      @BeA_Penguin Před 6 dny +1

      WTF IS A KILOMETER🦅🔥🦅🔥🦅🔥🦅🎆🦅🇺🇸🔥🦅🇺🇸🎆🦅🔥🦅

    • @einehrenmann6156
      @einehrenmann6156 Před 6 dny

      @@BeA_Penguin The official measurement of the United States of America. No really look it up. The USA has been desperately trying to change to metric for years now and most of your industry already uses it. "Feet" as a unit of measurement as been retired since last year. Packaging must include metric since 1994. It's just a matter of time. And I personally can't wait to make fun of americans for it, but until then enjoy your feet and happy birthday america.

    • @Thomas-kp1hh
      @Thomas-kp1hh Před 6 dny +2

      1,000 meters. What is a meter? 100 centimeters. What is a centimeter? Fuck if I know.

    • @BeA_Penguin
      @BeA_Penguin Před 6 dny

      @@einehrenmann6156 “For measuring length, the U.S. customary system uses the inch, foot, yard, and mile, which are the only four customary length measurements in everyday use.”

    • @deadon4847
      @deadon4847 Před 6 dny +1

      @@BeA_Penguin First world measurement.

  • @GavinHoyt-si3qo
    @GavinHoyt-si3qo Před 6 dny +7

    GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!🇺🇸 🎇🎆🧨🎉🇺🇸

  • @longshots2593
    @longshots2593 Před 6 dny +3

    That hypersonic missile revolver sounds interesting I’ll look it up ‘sees built by Boeing’
    Ohh nooo

  • @aidenfisher2399
    @aidenfisher2399 Před 6 dny +3

    Me: listens to the star spangled banner once a week
    Also me today: 🎵Rise Columbia, Columbia brave and free oh bless the globe and rule the sea🎵

    • @heatherbullock9020
      @heatherbullock9020 Před 6 dny

      If you want a teary eyed treat, listen to the Marin Choir sing the National Anthem. It's fucking BEAUTIFUL!

  • @captcanada7278
    @captcanada7278 Před 6 dny +6

    To your Neighbor in the north Canada happy birthday bud 🎉🇨🇦🇺🇲❤🎉🎉🎉🎉 AMERICA FUCK YEA 🎉🎉

  • @leemo417
    @leemo417 Před 14 hodinami

    Yes we can. Any time I can help America I will. Don’t start any trouble won’t be any trouble.
    -Florida

  • @KageRyuu6
    @KageRyuu6 Před 6 dny +4

    Kicking ass since 1776! USA USA!

  • @Tu49
    @Tu49 Před 6 dny +5

    AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
    COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH
    AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
    FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY YEAH!

  • @gabs-06
    @gabs-06 Před 6 dny +20

    Happy July 4th 🎉🇺🇸🦅

  • @richmello9278
    @richmello9278 Před 6 dny +4

    🤔 RUSSIAN BOATS IN CUBA 😒NOW HOW CAN WE SAY HELLO WITHOUT REALLY SAYING HELLO!🤔 AHHH YES SEND A HURRICANE! COINCIDENCE 🤔 OR IS IT DARPA SAYING HI!🧐🤣

    • @graceliu8839
      @graceliu8839 Před 6 dny

      They fled to Venezuela, just barely out of the way of Hurricane Beryl. Which seems to be another case of Florida successfully threatening the big swirlies away and going to affect coastal Texas and New Orleans~

  • @IggyBoi
    @IggyBoi Před 6 dny +5

    American here. Still love you all from the UK. We buds! Best not forget that!

  • @SimoHayha43
    @SimoHayha43 Před 6 dny +5

    Raise hell praise Dale

  • @GeographerWilson
    @GeographerWilson Před 6 dny +12

    AMERICA RAAAH

  • @Pennsylvania343
    @Pennsylvania343 Před 6 dny +2

    The U.K.: Who hurt you?
    America: you got a lot of nerve saying that!

  • @stevewalden7514
    @stevewalden7514 Před 6 dny

    HLC...master class in this one. Coming from Florida 👏. God bless America 🇺🇸...and you too Uk 🇬🇧 😂.

  • @America1776.
    @America1776. Před 6 dny +4

    Thank you, Habitual Linecrosser