Accurate 13th Doctor Parody

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  • čas přidán 18. 11. 2021
  • For a while I've wanted to start doing parodies to accompany some of my bigger reviews. I've decided to give this idea a test run with a parody of Chris Chibnall's take on Doctor Who.
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  • @ilclaudio7233
    @ilclaudio7233 Před 2 lety +1953

    Damn, it must be hard to raise a blind child while being dead.

    • @JayExci
      @JayExci  Před 2 lety +501

      spent a solid 30 seconds laughing at this comment. Well played

    • @nicholascage3400
      @nicholascage3400 Před 2 lety +53

      It was a team effort.

    • @flaksoft8003
      @flaksoft8003 Před 2 lety +45

      imagine raising a blind child while beeing dead and blind
      Damn so many ideas. I'm writing them to chibs

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 Před 2 lety +32

      @@JayExci 6 parents? Wow.
      Christmas must have been interesting.

    • @TroyPacelli
      @TroyPacelli Před 2 lety +10

      Even if there are six of you

  • @birbz1033
    @birbz1033 Před 2 lety +2475

    Time to take to twitter and defend this episode with my fucking life as if it was my firstborn child

    • @birbz1033
      @birbz1033 Před 2 lety +295

      I’ll also doxx you if you disagree

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 Před 2 lety +73

      @@birbz1033 i thought it was ok

    • @birbz1033
      @birbz1033 Před 2 lety +179

      @@Longshanks1690
      You’re a horrible human being and misogynistic and incredibly homophobic

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 Před 2 lety +60

      @@birbz1033 Yes.

    • @tardigrade8019
      @tardigrade8019 Před 2 lety +26

      @@birbz1033 it's not my favorite episode

  • @tbonerocks7720
    @tbonerocks7720 Před 2 lety +2166

    When the blind man recognises the dead guy in Hawaii despite not being able to see is comedy gold.

    • @DialecticRed
      @DialecticRed Před rokem +108

      I somehow didn't even catch that lmfao

    • @strbourne
      @strbourne Před rokem +110

      Literally how all disabilities have been treated in Chibnall’s era

    • @davidthedeaf
      @davidthedeaf Před rokem +74

      all blind know all blind worldwide, even in Hawaii.

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake Před 10 měsíci +16

      he smelt him, don't worry

    • @AuroraButterflyx
      @AuroraButterflyx Před 9 měsíci +3

      Omg XD.

  • @fyka2902
    @fyka2902 Před 2 lety +2221

    "Being blind seems like it would be hard."
    "It is, it means I can't see."
    My God, this dialogue is 10x better than the original show.

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 Před rokem +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @noriakikakyoin8478
      @noriakikakyoin8478 Před rokem +41

      Because this dialogue is self-conscious. Chibnall's era could at least be funny if they knew how terrible the writing is and exagerated it. The way they do it, it's just sad.

    • @bplionel2
      @bplionel2 Před rokem +22

      @@noriakikakyoin8478 13 should have broke into the BBC offices, sent Chibnall to a different dimension, then regenerate.

    • @notasherflynn
      @notasherflynn Před rokem +4

      Reminds me of oblivion npc dialogue

    • @bass-dc9175
      @bass-dc9175 Před rokem +19

      "How are you feeling"
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      "BLIND"

  • @wojak-sensei6424
    @wojak-sensei6424 Před 2 lety +1980

    "How are you?"
    "Blind."
    Not all art is meant to be understood.

  • @millie_gilroy3826
    @millie_gilroy3826 Před 2 lety +4397

    I half expected the villain to say “I want to kill the blind cause they’ll never see it coming” and tbh I think that’s better than anything chibnall has ever done

    • @penginlord9396
      @penginlord9396 Před 2 lety +207

      I was thinking of something more legitimate, like there shouldn't be weakness in the world or something, and blind people are just one group he's getting rid of in his plan to rid earth of weakness, only for the doctor to talk him into the fact that weakness is important and without it we can't truly see strength (or something), then i realized that i actually put effort into developing a villain and their motivation instead of what chipnal does

    • @millie_gilroy3826
      @millie_gilroy3826 Před 2 lety +51

      @@penginlord9396 it was more a pun lol but I see where you’re coming from

    • @cookieface80
      @cookieface80 Před 2 lety +143

      "I can't stand the blind, they have no vision!"

    • @mikzpwnz_3199
      @mikzpwnz_3199 Před 2 lety +125

      @@cookieface80 "they have lost sight of the world and are unfit to watch over it. Their perspective is non existent."

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 Před 2 lety +30

      @@cookieface80 Star Wars crossover! The villain is PALPATINE and he wants to make the blind pay the "price for their lack of vision"!
      It practically writes itself! I AM A GENIUS!! *Chinballs seethes in rage at Alondro's brilliant screenwriting*

  • @krchecotah
    @krchecotah Před rokem +1033

    I give it an 8/10. Needs a random historical figure, and Ryan asking what a guide dog is.

    • @takealilpill347
      @takealilpill347 Před 6 měsíci +95

      And a companion randomly revealing their history with a guide dog, or alternatively, a lecture about how good they are for society and their history read straight from a textbook.

    • @SSjSylar
      @SSjSylar Před 6 měsíci

      @@takealilpill347 YE SEE YAZ GUIDE DOGS ARE VERY GOOD FOR SOCIETAAAY, THEY HELP PEOPLE WHO HAVE VISUAL IMPAIRMENTS LIVE NORMAL LIVES LIKE US.

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 Před 5 měsíci

      ​​@@takealilpill347*wikipedia

  • @TheDelinear
    @TheDelinear Před rokem +1583

    I love the running gag that Ryan and Yas are completely interchangeable and basically devoid of their own personalities. I also like that you made them like this in your parody, too.

    • @Ye1diamondOfficial
      @Ye1diamondOfficial Před 6 měsíci

      Nah you don't understand yaz gives homoerotic vibes towards 13 and Ryan is a dude

    • @Antonioplus
      @Antonioplus Před 6 měsíci +15

      😂 Brilliant

    • @SSJPENGUIN
      @SSJPENGUIN Před 6 měsíci +25

      Chibnall's companion dynamic worked a lot better when it was Yaz & Dan instead

    • @MrOmnisun
      @MrOmnisun Před 6 měsíci +24

      The thing about Ryan is you never see his disability unless he is riding that bike on top of that hill. I was a disable kid who never learned to ride a bike and I felt kicked in the guts by that subplot.

    • @Ye1diamondOfficial
      @Ye1diamondOfficial Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@MrOmnisun wait he was disabled when was this established?

  • @calemr
    @calemr Před 2 lety +2397

    "I'm allergic to bicycles." Is about the level of understanding Chinballs has of Dyspraxia.

    • @dandaropa
      @dandaropa Před 2 lety +90

      Chinballs lmao

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 Před 2 lety +69

      as someone who suffers from dyspraxia, yes!

    • @maxdixon6925
      @maxdixon6925 Před 2 lety +28

      @@sci_pain3409 As someone else who does that, yes!

    • @cheekbonestrenchcoat
      @cheekbonestrenchcoat Před 2 lety +68

      The 3 times they remembered to mention it did pretty much boil down to "I'll allergic to ladders and bicycles"

    • @marquisofcarrabass
      @marquisofcarrabass Před rokem +31

      Chinballs understands dyspraxia so well, that he was the first person to discover that jumping around conveyor belts in a Space Amazon knock-off completely cures it.

  • @zero_mene
    @zero_mene Před 2 lety +2700

    "How are you feeling?"
    "Blind."
    I died, this is too good

  • @Vidyut_Gore
    @Vidyut_Gore Před 2 lety +1476

    The joke is the tragedy. This actually "feels" like one of the episodes. Particularly the way the supporting cast turns to some random "this must suck", "this sucks", "me too" type conversation as soon as the Doctor leaves and she returns with some off-screen update and action plan. That tempo action-reflection-action-reflection.... (neither relevant to the other) is fucking perfect. And tragic.

    • @jonathankozenko
      @jonathankozenko Před rokem +66

      It's also accurate in the way the cinematography seems entirely designed with efficiency in mind, rather than dramatic tension or artistic flair

    • @triplejazzmusicisall1883
      @triplejazzmusicisall1883 Před rokem +15

      Spot on. This is amusing and also dreadfully accurate of everything that made us cringe on the Chibnall crisis of crap made to look clever when it is just convoluted garbage. What an intriguing conundrum. To make a satirical take on Chibnall's DW you need to highlight the boredom and lack of an actual script let alone a thought out come. What I found both the most amusing and tragic was Ryan as portrayed in this spoof was completely the same as the actor's performance on the BBC. Ryan, the most wooden companion of all time. DW - Dire Wooden, Dreadfully Woeful, Drift Wood, Dead or Wounded? Take your pick and guesstimate.

    • @fromthecheapseats7126
      @fromthecheapseats7126 Před rokem +5

      That’s pretty accurate to most science fiction or action film and television I’ve seen in the 21st century.

    • @tinyfreckle
      @tinyfreckle Před 5 měsíci +1

      I gave up halway through watching the 13th doctors series so I genuinely thought this was just a comedic recap of an episode I had missed for like 75% of the video

  • @Moggetslittlesister
    @Moggetslittlesister Před 2 lety +1188

    I love the complete non-acknowledgement that killing all the guide dogs in the universe is bad and not a good solution. Classic Chibnall

    • @MariChambers
      @MariChambers Před rokem

      Especially when the random guy suggests using the gun. Killing one person? Nah. Mass genocide of all the guide dogs in the universe, that's WAY better (as long as it's not with a gun)

    • @vario6492
      @vario6492 Před 6 měsíci +64

      Kerblam: corporations good, employees bad
      Thanks doctor who

  • @techstorezombie9316
    @techstorezombie9316 Před 2 lety +3236

    The "it's hard being blind with dead parents" being suddenly and so unceremoniously interrupted by the Doctor with Sci Fi stuff is one of the most accurate parts

  • @DPadGamer
    @DPadGamer Před 2 lety +3117

    The fact that I didn't realize Yas and Ryan were swapped until it was pointed out really says something... about things. Also, the Tardis needs an inhaler.

    • @DucksFor4
      @DucksFor4 Před 2 lety +15

      I wasn’t expecting you here

    • @benedictrogers1478
      @benedictrogers1478 Před 2 lety +25

      I'm like 60% sure the TARDIS noises are a reference to old Doctor Who books,

    • @daphnekxng
      @daphnekxng Před 2 lety +52

      The Doctor leaves the parking brake on apparently.

    • @BritishTrainspotting
      @BritishTrainspotting Před 2 lety +16

      The TARDIS needs to be reminded to take its inhaler just like that scientist from UNIT, I forgot her name tho

    • @benedictrogers1478
      @benedictrogers1478 Před 2 lety +13

      @@daphnekxng considering every other TARDIS makes the noise, that's more likely to be a joke.

  • @ChrisKeziahHyde
    @ChrisKeziahHyde Před 8 měsíci +181

    I can't believe the BBC hasn't taken this down for copyright infringement yet, it's clearly one of the missing episodes of Jodie's era.

  • @nightghoul7368
    @nightghoul7368 Před 2 lety +300

    I was waiting for a sequence that went
    Blind Guy: *explains miserable life*
    Yas/Ryan: I see
    Blind Guy: I don't

  • @Wolf6119
    @Wolf6119 Před 2 lety +3616

    The fact that the moral atrocity of blowing up all the guide dogs is not only deemed as acceptable by the Doctor, but not even discussed or debated by the characters, is fucking perfect.

    • @midastheunwise2423
      @midastheunwise2423 Před 2 lety +296

      I was just waiting to see what atrocity the Doctor's solution to avoid using guns would be. Absolutely spot on.

    • @Unethical.Dodgson
      @Unethical.Dodgson Před 2 lety +192

      You mean like telling that one guy to not kill spiders because that would be inhumane? But then locking them up so that they all starve to death?
      Oh and how everytime this Doctor has a different view from someone else: It's automatically seen as the 'good' viewpoint and everyone else is considered bad?
      Yeah. I am so glad we never had any ambiguity with the Doctor like in 'The Time Lord Victorious' or whatever gumpf that would be.
      I'm happy we have such a complex character now!
      (Sarcasm for humour)
      Yeah. Fuck Chibnall and his writing :D

    • @shellbloemker9787
      @shellbloemker9787 Před 2 lety +100

      @@Unethical.Dodgson don't forget when she used a living TARDIS to kill all the daleks

    • @cheekbonestrenchcoat
      @cheekbonestrenchcoat Před 2 lety +91

      That sounds about right
      "I think killing is bad"
      "I killed all the things."
      Yep, sounds right. The spiders, the TARDIS, that time she let the mom and daughter die on dead-Earth to moralise ....

    • @crusader7772
      @crusader7772 Před 2 lety +80

      @@Unethical.Dodgson I hated when she did that to the spiders, it's not as if she had a blue box of infinite size that can go anywhere in space and time, maybe even to a planet full of other giant soldiers

  • @Lenny-ue8hk
    @Lenny-ue8hk Před 2 lety +664

    *misses every shot at almost point blank range*
    "you missed"
    "you're nitpicking"
    Twitter moment

    • @swedneck
      @swedneck Před 2 lety +14

      it's like the reverse of "'tis a but a flesh wound"

  • @MrSupersonic2012
    @MrSupersonic2012 Před 2 lety +548

    For people who don't want to watch your five hour dissection of the problems of modern Doctor Who, just watch this. This parody nearly covers all of the issues with the show while being more entertaining than anything on it.

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 Před rokem +9

      Indeed.

    • @TheDelinear
      @TheDelinear Před rokem +49

      I literally just binged the whole five hour essay and then watched this, and it felt like the gargantuan amount of work that must have gone into the essay was just a justification for making this, and I'm utterly fine with that.

    • @Rowansfears
      @Rowansfears Před 5 měsíci +2

      I watched both

  • @LintIsReal
    @LintIsReal Před 6 měsíci +141

    I genuinely feel bad for Jodie. I wish she would have had competent writing for her episodes. And I can’t believe they let it continue for three seasons.

    • @deadandburied7626
      @deadandburied7626 Před 5 měsíci +13

      Jodie is a great actress, Chibnall a bad writer. Poor Jodie 😢

    • @SotheAlbion
      @SotheAlbion Před 5 měsíci

      Don't feel sorry for someone who didn't watch any DW before casting. She's as dumb as the showrunner.

    • @paulannable3734
      @paulannable3734 Před 3 měsíci

      @@deadandburied7626she can say her lines but she never created a character

    • @J0yceJ0star
      @J0yceJ0star Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@paulannable3734 well duh? She's an actress, she's portraying a character based on the writer's work not creating...

    • @paulannable3734
      @paulannable3734 Před 2 měsíci

      @@J0yceJ0star wrong. They’re not just there to read their lines and avoid bumping into scenery. Think Matt Smith channelling Patrick Troughton.

  • @BobbyCookOfficial
    @BobbyCookOfficial Před 2 lety +2313

    How could anyone hate this beautiful story dedicated to the blind. I particularly liked the ending where the doctor blew up a lot of guide dogs. Anyone who disliked this must have a serious hatred for the blind.

    • @meatrace
      @meatrace Před 2 lety +121

      I mean fair enough I do hate the blind, but that doesn't mean this episode was GOOD.

    • @lancerjayden4997
      @lancerjayden4997 Před 2 lety +60

      no they hate woman obviously

    • @happyguy0105
      @happyguy0105 Před 2 lety +23

      Sadly they can't see it play out

    • @RubesGoodBrainCoffee
      @RubesGoodBrainCoffee Před 2 lety +72

      Yes, she could have shot the one guy with a gun instead of blowing up every guide dog in the universe -- but that would be WRONG.

    • @Shenaldrac
      @Shenaldrac Před 2 lety +19

      @@meatrace God, right? The way they look at people is so rude, it's no wonder they're hated.

  • @edithprince5305
    @edithprince5305 Před 2 lety +3956

    I can’t believe how well you nailed the “being blind with dead parents is hard” scene

    • @FerHivore
      @FerHivore Před 2 lety +82

      I think the problem is that many “woke” people want to pay lip service to minorities like the blind but only ever manage a superficial representation of their conditions. They never drill down into the deeper issues of being blind, like blindness and not being able to see.

    • @Robert21211
      @Robert21211 Před 2 lety +5

      @@FerHivore lol

    • @TheMultiGamerOfficial
      @TheMultiGamerOfficial Před 2 lety +1

      Which one?

    • @DodgeThatAttack
      @DodgeThatAttack Před 2 lety +18

      then being blind was forgotten about
      classic

    • @cookiethecommentateror5469
      @cookiethecommentateror5469 Před 2 lety +4

      It brings me to tears every time

  • @anarlote5658
    @anarlote5658 Před 2 lety +611

    The Doctor being chill about all the dogs in the universe dying is surprisingly accurate to this latest season. RIP the Lupari.

    • @TheDelinear
      @TheDelinear Před rokem +45

      To be fair, it's not all dogs, it's just all guide dogs and any regular dogs who happen to be standing near guide dogs.

    • @Exceltiaawesome
      @Exceltiaawesome Před rokem +37

      ​​@@TheDelinearAnd people standing next to guide dogs as well.
      And anything that happens to be next to guide dogs also.

    • @Freezer28528
      @Freezer28528 Před 7 měsíci +15

      The stupidest thing about the Lupari is that the Dalek and Cybermen ships get blown up in the Flux and yet the funny dog aliens are able to shield planet Earth from it.

    • @Leslie_AF
      @Leslie_AF Před 6 měsíci +7

      And rip the sontarans. The doctor’s big genius move was *killing all of them*. No warning. They weren’t posing an imminent threat. But Chibnall thought it was totes cool to do a big explosive genocide.

    • @Freezer28528
      @Freezer28528 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Everything about The Thirteenth Doctor is just wrong.@@Leslie_AF

  • @3wheelyboy
    @3wheelyboy Před 2 lety +492

    If Graham was in this I bet he'd be like "It's so hard without Grace"

    • @cheekbonestrenchcoat
      @cheekbonestrenchcoat Před 2 lety +6

      "Your grandmother, who is dead remember, would say...."

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 Před rokem +6

      Ahahahahahahahah!!

    • @chestty455
      @chestty455 Před rokem +77

      Is it bad that I legit forgot that Graham should be there? He was my preferred member out of the quadruple group and I still forgot about him.

    • @D__03
      @D__03 Před rokem +10

      @@chestty455 Same 😂

    • @Neptune7246
      @Neptune7246 Před rokem +1

      Too accurate

  • @FlamingLily
    @FlamingLily Před 2 lety +940

    This is so painfully accurate
    Having the blind guy have a dead parent so he could relate to Ryan instead of just using Ryan's disability is just... exquisitely painfully accurate

    • @AspenBrightsoul
      @AspenBrightsoul Před 2 lety +39

      I was very disappointed when I went to your channel and I didn't find a goat that makes let's plays.

    • @mrtb7676
      @mrtb7676 Před 2 lety +50

      Six dead parents! To quote Oscar Wilde, "To lose one parent may be regarded as unfortunate; to lose two looks like carelessness. Any more than that and you must be a complete fuckup".

  • @subarctica
    @subarctica Před 2 lety +1667

    Despite some poor pacing and clunky dialogue I think Ryan really came into his own this episode and 13 showed some real strength. Overall I'm giving "Battle of the Blind" an 8/10.

  • @jrfour2408
    @jrfour2408 Před 2 lety +223

    the pained groans of the TARDIS entering each scene as if it wants to cease existence really make it for me if I'm honest.

  • @Icasus
    @Icasus Před rokem +125

    The fact that the doctor's solution to the problem is far worse than what the bad guy was doing is fucking perfect.

  • @jebedonackle7452
    @jebedonackle7452 Před 2 lety +1869

    Careful Jay, CZcams's copyright policies are pretty strict, I don't think you're allowed to post full unedited episodes like this!

  • @cameronmefford
    @cameronmefford Před 2 lety +448

    “That sounds really bad, what are we gonna do?”
    “We could redraft”
    Comedy gold

    • @adampage593
      @adampage593 Před 2 lety +24

      It's just a shame nobody on the writing staff ever said this

    • @SallinKari
      @SallinKari Před 2 lety +10

      @@adampage593 No one who survived being on the writing staff you mean.

  • @ravenstar1053
    @ravenstar1053 Před 2 lety +556

    I love the fact that they kinda bounce around when they speak like they're dolls Jay's playing pretend with

    • @EMleRoux
      @EMleRoux Před 2 lety +16

      Yup.... and yet the acting is better than the real thing!

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 Před rokem +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ooooneeee
      @ooooneeee Před rokem +6

      ​@@EMleRoux the acting isn't the problem with Chibball Who, the bad writing only gives them so much to work with

    • @fromthecheapseats7126
      @fromthecheapseats7126 Před rokem +8

      @@ooooneeee Capaldi managed to elevate bad material. Whittaker sees rock-bottom and grabs a shovel.

  • @gwynevans6440
    @gwynevans6440 Před 2 lety +643

    When I heard the man feeling blind had dead parent sadness I felt sad for him. Then I heard the number of dead parent was 6 and I felt six times as sad. THAT'S HOW CHARECTER WRITING WORKS!

  • @SurrealKeenan
    @SurrealKeenan Před 2 lety +306

    "Now it's time to unmask the villain!"
    *rips off the mask*
    "The embodiment of human intolerance!?"
    "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you diverse group of meddling millennials and that old guy!"

  • @SJ9001
    @SJ9001 Před 2 lety +798

    As a blind person, I'm so thrilled to see us finally get some representation on television. The nameless blind man was so well acted and developed, I especially liked his personality trait of not being able to see. It's just a shame that it took this long to get to this point since Doctor Who has never featured any blind character before now. It's 2021 - representation is important but I am ecstatic that Chibnall has finally validated my existence. Also, the cinematography, costumes and set design in this episode were top notch.
    Edit: A lot of people are pointing out the other blind characters who have been in previous episodes. They don't count.

    • @derangedcrouton1864
      @derangedcrouton1864 Před 2 lety +20

      How... how did you write this comment?

    • @Llama_Of_Rivia
      @Llama_Of_Rivia Před 2 lety +122

      @@derangedcrouton1864 his guide dog helped him

    • @Ted_Curtis
      @Ted_Curtis Před 2 lety +125

      "As a blind person, I am so thrilled to see..."
      Hang on a minute

    • @SJ9001
      @SJ9001 Před 2 lety +74

      @@derangedcrouton1864 What are you insinuating? That I'm less capable of doing simple things just because I am blind?

    • @RetroActiveGM
      @RetroActiveGM Před 2 lety +16

      This comment is gold.

  • @setov1663
    @setov1663 Před 2 lety +338

    I think Jay failed at making a parody here. This was accidentally better than any of the episodes they were parodying

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame Před 2 lety +30

      A parody can be better than the original, according to people who’ve watched both SAO Abridged is a great example

    • @Bruh-zx2mc
      @Bruh-zx2mc Před 6 měsíci +2

      Pretty sure Jay goes by she.

    • @setov1663
      @setov1663 Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@Bruh-zx2mc You sure? My bad then

    • @Bruh-zx2mc
      @Bruh-zx2mc Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@setov1663 It's all good 👍

    • @NukaNocturne
      @NukaNocturne Před 5 měsíci

      @@Bruh-zx2mc So no longer any/all pronouns? Kewl

  • @samdyer-payne4719
    @samdyer-payne4719 Před 2 lety +236

    My husband and I literally quote this whenever we watch a Chibnall episode now. It may have been the only reason we enjoyed Legend of the Sea Devils, so thanks for that! It's like playing Chibnall bingo!

  • @Luuuna
    @Luuuna Před 2 lety +349

    "My dad's bad and I'm alergic to bicycles" made me spit out my drink

  • @ux92
    @ux92 Před 2 lety +543

    I think this could've been slightly better written, specially the last part. Not only that, it was also very cliché, very routine running up and down corridors from silly monsters.

    • @AurumEtAes
      @AurumEtAes Před 2 lety +17

      It could do with a rewrite by Pip and Jane. Definitely

    • @RazorusR3X777
      @RazorusR3X777 Před 2 lety +6

      I've come to the conclusion that Dr. Who is now basically just Scooby-Doo.

    • @shinget
      @shinget Před 2 lety +5

      @@RazorusR3X777 scooby-who?

    • @jmorton201
      @jmorton201 Před 2 lety

      If only chibs the younger in his tie and glasses could see how the elder chibs turned out he might chuck himself into a CVE and save the world or disappear up moffat's crack. Which reminds me the doctor died when he was played by matt smith. He disappeared up moffat's crack and amy imagined him back in to existence. This is because that anything that disappeared up moffat's crack was instantly annihilated.

    • @TheRandomGuyTheFarNoGameCat
      @TheRandomGuyTheFarNoGameCat Před 2 lety

      I felt this in my bones 🤣

  • @somebloke9067
    @somebloke9067 Před rokem +579

    As a guide dog I’m delighted to see this representation in this episode. This is instantly the best doctor who episode regardless of writing and directing

  • @demaupin
    @demaupin Před 2 lety +118

    There's simply no way that a series could begin with the Doctor repeatedly following her sonic readings to various places offscreen, then end with a big pile of dead doggos. Absolutely no way.

  • @aced3750
    @aced3750 Před 2 lety +1535

    this is better than anything chris chibnall has written or ever will write. truly the most moving thing to come out of the 13th doctors era

    • @matthewdoolittle6406
      @matthewdoolittle6406 Před 2 lety +34

      The part with the 6 dead parents really tore at my heartstrings

    • @obi501
      @obi501 Před 2 lety +5

      I mean... Broadchurch, countrycide but yeah

    • @superfamilyallosauridae6505
      @superfamilyallosauridae6505 Před 2 lety +6

      i remember the dinosaur on a spaceship episode specifically because i was like "dude, what is going on? whY? is this really doctor who? what was the point?"
      i was like 12
      when i was 12, i literally did not even think about plots and literally just watched things happen without stitching them together.

    • @ProfessorChucklebuttyandClack
      @ProfessorChucklebuttyandClack Před 2 lety +16

      A parody is supposed to make fun of the original, but you've created something far more exciting, better written, and the acting is far superior.

    • @MyBelovedGhostAndMe
      @MyBelovedGhostAndMe Před 2 lety +1

      God why are you all so salty because the past two seasons were bad. Don't watch it if there's too much diversity for you or you just don't like the writer. This season is so much better than 11&12 if you genuine don't like it that's fine but really you're all just acting like children now. Grow the f up.

  • @cardinalpishlieu9005
    @cardinalpishlieu9005 Před 2 lety +1188

    99.99% accurate. You forgot the upward vocal inflection at the end of EVERY SINGLE ONE OF RYAN'S SENTENCES.

    • @lucytheservicesibe3231
      @lucytheservicesibe3231 Před 2 lety +85

      I KNEW their vocal inflections were weird. I just couldn’t put my finger on it. God.

    • @tacticstories7159
      @tacticstories7159 Před 2 lety +53

      So that's what was so annoying. I really hate his voice, but I did'nt know why, but that is really it.

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 Před rokem +4

      😂😂😂

    • @taidgheshea9625
      @taidgheshea9625 Před rokem +14

      The "moronic interrogative" where every statement is a question.

    • @RochRich.
      @RochRich. Před 6 měsíci +7

      I thought that was just a symptom of being northern

  • @squarrot9355
    @squarrot9355 Před 2 lety +122

    "I really respect that you think killing is bad"
    "I'm mysterious"
    Honestly

  • @DWAkhaten
    @DWAkhaten Před 2 lety +184

    7:56 - 8:22 This gag is meant to be a parody but it's right on the money, to the point where Chris Chibnall actually has this whole scene play out unironically (again) at the end of the Sea Devils episode, and that's just hilarious.

    • @Krezzing
      @Krezzing Před rokem +5

      For real????

    • @danielcooper3332
      @danielcooper3332 Před 6 měsíci +8

      Fr, I can name at least three instances where this exact scenario played out during the 13th Doctor's era.

    • @amyparnell3325
      @amyparnell3325 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Timeless children is the big example that stood out for me

  • @be_an_rm
    @be_an_rm Před 2 lety +857

    If it didn't say parody I would've assumed that Chibnall had written this. 10/10 very acute

    • @LordGek
      @LordGek Před 2 lety +12

      So this wasn't a Chibnall written one?

    • @be_an_rm
      @be_an_rm Před 2 lety +39

      @@LordGek True, maybe Jay found an old script lying around and narrated it. We'll never know

    • @soggycatgirl
      @soggycatgirl Před 2 lety +30

      Nah it's obviously not chibnall
      It has personality & it's funny.

  • @tophatgeo
    @tophatgeo Před 2 lety +530

    I absolutely love this, the fact that blind guy recognised blind hawaii guy without seeing him is perfect

    • @MasterChiefSpartan117
      @MasterChiefSpartan117 Před 2 lety

      Right? Dafuq?

    • @Dandidoodles
      @Dandidoodles Před 2 lety +2

      I didn't even realize- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @007turtle1239
      @007turtle1239 Před 2 lety +3

      I think what's more perfect is the contrivance of them having known eachother period.

  • @MiningNatureYT
    @MiningNatureYT Před 2 lety +152

    "Who are you?"
    "I'm blind"
    10/10 would watch this season again, great characterization, maybe even a little too deep

  • @katsu890
    @katsu890 Před rokem +130

    I love how you perfectly captured the awkward dialogue about deep struggles while the Doctor fucks off to investigate the thing

  • @Dinnyeify
    @Dinnyeify Před 2 lety +269

    "How many dead parents do you have?"
    "Six"
    "Wow it must be hard having that many dead parents!"

    • @petrelli231
      @petrelli231 Před 2 lety +12

      he's the CW Flash

    • @JakeIsLearning
      @JakeIsLearning Před 2 lety +4

      This got me. I haven't laughed like this in ages

    • @morganrobinson8042
      @morganrobinson8042 Před 2 lety +3

      Like Logistically. Adoption had to be a hard sell after the second full set of adults died in you proximity. At that point there's a strong argument that you're the cause of the repeated deaths, either directly or due to a curse or something.

  • @Smilephile
    @Smilephile Před 2 lety +475

    "Being blind must be hard"
    "It is, it means I cant see."
    I did a spittake

  • @tbonerocks7720
    @tbonerocks7720 Před rokem +45

    A couple of more subtle details:
    - The blind guy recognises the dead guy in Hawaii immediately, despite not being able to see.
    - Speaking of which I guess all blind people know all blind people worldwide.
    - There is no reason for the ship to have all those guide dogs on board. What is their use?
    - The early scene with the red herring villain has no plot relevance. The location also adds nothing.
    - The Doctor scans for unusual activity similar to the activity surrounding the guide dog, and the first thing she picks up is in Hawaii? There are tons of guide dogs in Britain, and the signal was going to control ALL of them.
    - The red herring villain takes a ridiculously long time to get to the control room.
    - The signal is ready to be launched just when the Doctor starts investigating and decides to overload the signal. Hell, there's no reason it wasn't ready BEFORE THEN other than 'the villain has been preparing'.

  • @tacticstories7159
    @tacticstories7159 Před 2 lety +102

    "That sounds really bad! What are we gonna do?"
    "We could redraft..."
    That's comedy gold! xD. I love it!

  • @batjackgames6838
    @batjackgames6838 Před 2 lety +748

    "oh look a gun"
    "Ryan put the gun back"
    "okay"
    Yep, sounds about right for the 13th doctor

  • @sarkyopinion9814
    @sarkyopinion9814 Před 2 lety +256

    Yeah, pretty much
    I love the sub-arc where you portrayed the doctor being against guns and violence and intolerance, but to save the day the doctor makes all of the innocent dogs explode to death even though they were being controlled

    • @Shenaldrac
      @Shenaldrac Před 2 lety +35

      It's actually a very deep message, condemning those who do not take the responsibility to strengthen themselves to resist outside forces. By being weak enough to fall under the control of the alien space rays, they dogs willingly participated in this. They're not innocent victims but rather accomplices. I think it was very brave of Doctor Who to address this controversial topic, and really shine a light on how victims can also be victimizers.

    • @wlovins0
      @wlovins0 Před 2 lety +2

      I hate it when innocent dogs "explode to death", though I am not sure what other options there would be after exploding. 😁

  • @rebeccaflutters5179
    @rebeccaflutters5179 Před rokem +76

    ''My dad's bad and I'm allergic to bicycles'' I'M WHEEZING! Thank you for making this, this is gold!

  • @alexwadelee2837
    @alexwadelee2837 Před 2 lety +11

    "What an international adventure we're having."
    Good shit

  • @moonpolarmoon
    @moonpolarmoon Před 2 lety +366

    At least she didn't make dogs cannibalize each other by locking them in the room or something.

    • @penginlord9396
      @penginlord9396 Před 2 lety +35

      What are you talking about, that's perfectly humane according to the doctor's morals

    • @anon5263
      @anon5263 Před 2 lety +17

      Somehow this is all Trump's fault.
      Boy, Chibs' really missed the cultural zeitgeist didn't he?

    • @alphamineron
      @alphamineron Před 2 lety

      Is that a episode reference? The whole 13 Doc run is more forgetful than my history class

    • @penginlord9396
      @penginlord9396 Před 2 lety +8

      @@alphamineron arachnids in the UK. Instead of going with not-trump's plan of shooting unusually and dangerous spiders, 13 decides to instead lock them in a sealed room so that they have a "natural" death.

    • @alphamineron
      @alphamineron Před 2 lety +5

      @@penginlord9396 Damn That's messed up... holly crap. Non-Cannibal animals only resort to cannibalism under extreme stress. She basically tortured them on purpose

  • @TheKingMgee
    @TheKingMgee Před 2 lety +215

    "My dad is bad and I'm allergic to Bicycles" is more character than Ryan has ever had.

  • @caulifloodle
    @caulifloodle Před rokem +38

    "I didn't say anything earlier" is so perfect lmao. And also the way she lets him sacrifice himself and kill every dog and the writing frames it as a morally unambiguous victory.

  • @GabyyRose
    @GabyyRose Před 2 lety +32

    "You missed !"
    "You're nitpicking..."
    The way I screamed at this one

  • @CognetoBurrito
    @CognetoBurrito Před 2 lety +416

    "How are you feeling?"
    *Emotional music begins to play*
    ". . . B L I N D"
    I fucking love you, Jay :')

  • @TheUnsightlyRF
    @TheUnsightlyRF Před 2 lety +272

    "Uh oh! Not poggers." I wonder if the Chibnall era would be better received if that was 13's official catchphrase.

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 Před 2 lety +31

      still less cringey than "the fam"

    • @ARMarTy_
      @ARMarTy_ Před 2 lety +8

      @@toothfairy10133 I have flashbacks from 11th's " Who da man ? " in Series 5... but he actually decided to stop saying that x)

  • @Nargon46
    @Nargon46 Před 2 lety +75

    "Sometimes I think about people who can see and have alive parents."
    "This is the part where I'm supposed to say something reassuring isn't it?"

  • @charnel8435
    @charnel8435 Před 2 lety +46

    Chibnall has it all. He can do characters, comedy, politics, and now he can do guide dogs. Easily the best guide dogs story ever written and all the plots around it in this episode were equally good too. Absolute perfection.10/10 on imdb.

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 Před 2 lety +418

    “The signals are a manifestation of human intolerance”
    This was pretty funny already but that line had me literally speechless from laughing for a minute and I have no idea why. 🤣

    • @BioshadowX
      @BioshadowX Před 2 lety +47

      Followed immediately by "I fucking hate human intolerance"

    • @BH-98
      @BH-98 Před 2 lety +20

      @@BioshadowX intolerant to human intolerance, now that’s what I call an inner conflict!

  • @VerdanaVideos
    @VerdanaVideos Před 2 lety +658

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a parody that is more accurate. Unironically this probably took more effort to write than a Chibnall episode does.

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds Před 2 lety +6

      You might want to poke around Robot Chicken skits.

    • @jmorton201
      @jmorton201 Před 2 lety +1

      @@SirBlackReeds what have they done some jodi ones?

    • @drrob1963
      @drrob1963 Před 2 lety +6

      @@jmorton201 No - Chinball's Doctor is more bizzare than Robot Chicken

    • @cheekbonestrenchcoat
      @cheekbonestrenchcoat Před 2 lety +9

      It had a more wrapped up conclusion too

    • @bronsongilbert9820
      @bronsongilbert9820 Před 2 lety +2

      @@drrob1963 oof you're not wrong but like... ooof thats bad

  • @hardygal2
    @hardygal2 Před 2 lety +28

    “-who IS sending the signals?!”
    Me, getting lost in the moment: *gasp* it must have been the blind guy they’ve been hanging out with this whole time!
    “The signals… are just the manifestation of human intolerance.”
    oh

  • @CassianStone
    @CassianStone Před rokem +21

    When the Villain said "you're nitpicking", the Doctor should have gotten really flustered and yelled:
    *"No, I am not nitpicking!"*
    given how we have seen her react to even the slightest bit of wit or taunts from her enemies. Followed by the companies saying something supportive but lame like:
    "Mate, she's just calling you out."
    to reaffirm how she definitely didn't do something wrong, in case the viewers need to be told again for the twentieth time this episode.

  • @williamjoyce4313
    @williamjoyce4313 Před 2 lety +253

    After the doctor said “you missed!”, she should have said, “that’s why I don’t like guns”

    • @guicaldo7164
      @guicaldo7164 Před 2 lety +16

      Ah damn, missed opportunity

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 Před 2 lety +8

      If you dont like guns then create a story and present them as useless

    • @SJ9001
      @SJ9001 Před 2 lety +7

      @@pumkin610 Why do that when you can present them as the only viable solution to the problem you've remembered to include in the script while demonising them anyway?

  • @RainWelsh
    @RainWelsh Před 2 lety +355

    “How are you feeling?”
    “… BLIND.”
    There were parts of this where I forgot what I was watching and ended up half convinced it was an actual episode. Like watching something with subtitles and then being mildly perturbed when you suddenly remember nobody’s actually speaking English, you know? Truly a masterpiece.

  • @LlamaFluff
    @LlamaFluff Před rokem +13

    “That sounds really bad”
    “You could redraft” absolutely killed me

  • @DasherDash
    @DasherDash Před 2 lety +22

    First: It's not accurate parody, because it's much better than Chibnall writing.
    Second: It misses Doctor looking into camera and saying: "Killing blind people is bad."

  • @alvarotavares1966
    @alvarotavares1966 Před 2 lety +183

    I love the passive acknowledgement of plot holes some directors just completely ignore
    "I know I didn't say this very important thing earlier" (doesn't elaborate). This is gold

    • @concon09090
      @concon09090 Před 2 lety +11

      I think it's more specifically a jab at episodes like Demons of the Punjab where the villains will do evil, intimidating shit, on-screen, for the whole episode, and then the twist is that they were actually good. This is despite having several perfectly good oppurtunities to explain themselves to the other characters, and electing to simply not to, all for the sake of maintaining the twist.

  • @afelias
    @afelias Před 2 lety +234

    Do it Jay.
    Make this a series.
    Make Doctor Who Abridged.

  • @cookiethecommentateror5469
    @cookiethecommentateror5469 Před 2 lety +53

    To be honest, this Ryan has more personality than the actual Ryan in the show.

  • @kingpin6173
    @kingpin6173 Před rokem +63

    Somehow I need to convince my friends to watch 22 hours of unwatchably shit Doctor Who, then watch a 5 hour critique of those two seasons of television, just to watch this and get the full entertainment value out of it. It'll be a challenge admittedly, but I also think it's worth it.

    • @jneilson7568
      @jneilson7568 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Only if you run out of duct (duck?) tape before catching them all 🤔

    • @takealilpill347
      @takealilpill347 Před 6 měsíci +9

      Get them to watch this first, then play a drinking game while watching an actual episode every time they recognise one of the things done here.

    • @PosthumanHeresy
      @PosthumanHeresy Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@jneilson7568It's called duct tape but there's a brand of duct tape named Duck Tape and it's one of the most popular brands.

    • @takealilpill347
      @takealilpill347 Před 4 měsíci +2

      I guarantee they will understand with only 2-3 episodes

  • @gaynarchist
    @gaynarchist Před 2 lety +236

    I love how this could 100% be an episode lmfao. The part at the start where the Doctors PNG changed when she said she'd use her sonic screwdriver absolutely killed me

    • @Shenaldrac
      @Shenaldrac Před 2 lety +5

      I almost choked to death when that happened.

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 Před 2 lety +3

      This is 100% canon lol

  • @matthewcollins4773
    @matthewcollins4773 Před 2 lety +148

    "Woof woof woof, growl". I can't handle dialogue this insightful. Chris has outdone himself this time.

  • @mattopotamus5885
    @mattopotamus5885 Před 2 lety +7

    Wow I can't believe that Legend of the sea devil's was just this

  • @TheAustronaut03
    @TheAustronaut03 Před rokem +5

    3:14
    "how are you feeling?"
    "B L I N D"

  • @FerHivore
    @FerHivore Před 2 lety +411

    “I can’t do Northern.” If it’s any consolation, Jay, you pulled off the other numerous and varied accents with aplomb.

  • @felicityclaire2732
    @felicityclaire2732 Před 2 lety +541

    "Wanna make out?"
    "No, not really. Oh no a Zygon!"
    Genuine, actual tears of laughter.
    The way this era can't do a fucking character beat without IMMEDIATELY crashing in with the next thing is just insufferable.

  • @khaeugriefshade6456
    @khaeugriefshade6456 Před 2 lety +56

    The fact that I can actually imagine Jodie Whittaker saying these lines 🤣 too real.

  • @esobelisk3110
    @esobelisk3110 Před 2 lety +44

    I’ve never seen a single episode of chibnall’s doctor, but for a less than ten minute parody, this does a surprisingly good job at giving me an idea of some of the issues with the narrative structure of those episodes, as well as just being really fucking funny. 9/10

  • @MauLerYT
    @MauLerYT Před 2 lety +972

    This is what we subscribe for 🤣
    (Edit) Totally expected:
    Do you have any dead parents?
    Yes... And both of them are blind.

    • @MrFallenone
      @MrFallenone Před 2 lety +26

      Well no dead person ever confirmed that they can see... so its safe to assume all dead people are blind.

    • @conart1201
      @conart1201 Před 2 lety +5

      Massive

    • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
      @EnsignRedshirtRicky Před 2 lety +11

      You're nit picking. 🤣

    • @NOHACK1776
      @NOHACK1776 Před 2 lety

      Longman need more videos! When is Shang chi review coming?

  • @Arkhavist_S
    @Arkhavist_S Před 2 lety +261

    The show actually calling them "the fam" leads me to question whether "uh oh - not poggers" is parody or not.

    • @widexawake_
      @widexawake_ Před 2 lety +8

      I hate people saying poggers in real life, and NuWho tries at every opportunity to infuriate me so I wouldn't put it past Chibnall to unironically use "Not poggers"

  • @jedisalsohere
    @jedisalsohere Před rokem +11

    NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL AN INNER CONFLICT

  • @Azqalihm
    @Azqalihm Před 9 měsíci +9

    "You could redraft" caught me off-guard so hard I started wheezing

  • @RetroActiveGM
    @RetroActiveGM Před 2 lety +108

    "Guns are bad, but making dogs explode is acceptable." ~ The 13th Doctor

  • @saoranachnah-alba723
    @saoranachnah-alba723 Před 2 lety +260

    I can't believe they gave Dan such plot armour that they has to give SONTARANS the accuracy of a Blind Storm Trooper.

  • @lacintag5482
    @lacintag5482 Před 15 dny +11

    Now that you mention it, I do remember Sutekh.

  • @enigmatruecrime
    @enigmatruecrime Před 2 lety +35

    It’s not a kids’ programme at all. It could have been a lot better. It could have been slightly better written, especially the last story. It was very clichéd, it was very routine - running up and down corridors and silly monsters. Just my opinion ;)

    • @elliebingo
      @elliebingo Před 2 lety +6

      those who know :)
      those who don't know :(

  • @snipperjoey1151
    @snipperjoey1151 Před 2 lety +256

    *fires 15 times*
    "You missed"
    "You're nitpicking"
    I'm glad I follow Jay on Twitter so I can appreciate this fully.

    • @johnherb4243
      @johnherb4243 Před 2 lety +2

      Oh? Did something happen on twitter?

    • @snipperjoey1151
      @snipperjoey1151 Před 2 lety +43

      @@johnherb4243 Jay's been essentially live-tweeting her reactions to Flux, and she commented on the fact that the Sontarans fail to feel like a credible threat because there are many shots where an entire army of them fires at the main cast and somehow miss every single shot.
      And of course the people of Twitter took that very mild and factually accurate criticism and blew it out of proportion, assuming it was Jay's entire basis for not liking Flux and that she was nitpicking.

    • @johnherb4243
      @johnherb4243 Před 2 lety +4

      @@snipperjoey1151 ah, ok. Why am I not surprised?

    • @spartansquid5931
      @spartansquid5931 Před 2 lety +12

      @@snipperjoey1151 I will never download Twitter and no one can ever make me.

    • @snipperjoey1151
      @snipperjoey1151 Před 2 lety +8

      @@spartansquid5931 You live a better life than I do.

  • @RoshanKumar-br6op
    @RoshanKumar-br6op Před 2 lety +48

    _sounds of a dying seal_
    "hello there, it is me, the 13th DOCTOR."

  • @FredHMusic-gr7nu
    @FredHMusic-gr7nu Před 2 lety +14

    8:23 oh god, they made this canon lol!

  • @oltro15
    @oltro15 Před rokem +14

    Nailed the “character time over. time for plot”

  • @timmythy2887
    @timmythy2887 Před 2 lety +146

    You know, I liked the part where Ryan and the blind man were having a heart to heart about their dead parents quite a bit earlier. It gave some nice character development. But of course... like clockwork in a Chibnall story...

  • @DR34MC45T3R
    @DR34MC45T3R Před 2 lety +827

    "The signals are just a manifestation of human intolerance."
    "Aw I fuckin hate human intolerance."
    That and the "redraft" line fuckin got me, had to go back to see em again lmao

  • @itcouldbelupus2842
    @itcouldbelupus2842 Před 2 lety +23

    I really like how this episode drew attention to the important social issue that being Blind is hard for blind people because they can't see.

  • @miketorres3934
    @miketorres3934 Před 2 lety +65

    i could tell it was a parody right from the start because it had a coherent plot