Everything Wrong With Hotel Transylvania In 11 Minutes Or Less

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  • čas přidán 9. 07. 2018
  • Hotel Transylvania is one of those movie's that's short and kind of feels humorous in your memory, but when you go back through it looking for sins ends up just being surprisingly boring. Oh well, good thing they made three of these things.
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  • @bb_2555
    @bb_2555 Před 3 lety +2018

    If Quasimodo is technically a human, and he's making "human pot pie," that's blatant cannibalism.

    • @thedude8457
      @thedude8457 Před 3 lety +41

      If he was a normal human, he wouldn’t be allowed at Hotel Transylvania

    • @soappistunes6041
      @soappistunes6041 Před 3 lety +31

      @Swag Monke I mean Judge Frollo _did_ call him a monster and a demon (I believe), so I guess that kind of counts?

    • @Raphael_27
      @Raphael_27 Před 2 lety +42

      by that logic, the movie is saying cannibals are monsters. Which is kinda true.

    • @goosebumpsemiliano9104
      @goosebumpsemiliano9104 Před 2 lety +25

      he's french. That's all you need

    • @mehmzay3022
      @mehmzay3022 Před 2 lety +3

      They make fun of him that makes it ok

  • @danynes4710
    @danynes4710 Před 5 lety +5240

    Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein was not the monster. Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein WAS the monster.

    • @ericjanhanussen3250
      @ericjanhanussen3250 Před 5 lety +184

      Clever

    • @danynes4710
      @danynes4710 Před 5 lety +181

      Eric Jan Hanussen thanks. Wish I could take credit for it. I heard it somewhere. Can’t remember where.

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere Před 4 lety +68

      PSI is knowing both of them were Frankenstein.

    • @ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210
      @ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210 Před 4 lety +20

      Danyne S I think it was a Film Theory video. Matpat talks about whether you could actually make an undead monster.

    • @lukehodes1670
      @lukehodes1670 Před 4 lety +8

      BIG BRAIN

  • @Moonstar79
    @Moonstar79 Před 5 lety +3698

    1st movie: *Garlic makes my throat swell.*
    3rd movie: *Garlic makes me fart.*

  • @atem420
    @atem420 Před 5 lety +2440

    “If only Martha were here to see this.”
    *_-wHy dId yOu sAy tHaT nAmE-_*

    • @mascarasblancas6183
      @mascarasblancas6183 Před 4 lety +46

      How did you do that with *why did you say that name* ?

    • @naan000
      @naan000 Před 4 lety +12

      wait I don’t get it

    • @atem420
      @atem420 Před 4 lety +46

      @@naan000 Batman vs Superman reference

    • @maceyhenry2755
      @maceyhenry2755 Před 4 lety +28

      I heard this and immediately though of Martha dumptruck from Heathers (I probably misspelled that name and most people probably don’t get this comment)
      And no don’t ask me anything about heathers I don’t know much just a few names

    • @krewmate5791
      @krewmate5791 Před 4 lety +3

      @@atem420 the batman and superman reference was actually a reference to I love lucy

  • @jeaninelane6203
    @jeaninelane6203 Před 6 lety +3660

    he said his throat swells when he eats garlic but in the third movie he eats it and all he does is fart!

    • @Liv-eb9yv
      @Liv-eb9yv Před 5 lety +55

      Jeanine Lane Yes! Was just going to comment that

    • @jennielizabethedwards5068
      @jennielizabethedwards5068 Před 5 lety +136

      It's garlic oil not actual garlic.

    • @laurachesher4073
      @laurachesher4073 Před 5 lety +24

      I know right. I say this every time I watch it

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB Před 5 lety +16

      Have you ever heard of exaggeration?

    • @AlaskanWildChild
      @AlaskanWildChild Před 5 lety +58

      I was thinking the exact same thing! Maybe liquid garlic and solid garlic have different effects. IDK.

  • @jadenova
    @jadenova Před 6 lety +4194

    Something you might have missed is that the Invisible Man is naked throughout these movies. The only thing he wears is glasses.

    • @bellasara103
      @bellasara103 Před 5 lety +163

      jadenova and those swim trunks too.

    • @forbidize
      @forbidize Před 5 lety +20

      😂😂😂😂😂true

    • @wildernessoutdoors3174
      @wildernessoutdoors3174 Před 5 lety +69

      Finally someone else who recognised thus

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 Před 5 lety +132

      Unless he's just wearing invisible clothes too. Except for his glasses.

    • @kirb3963
      @kirb3963 Před 5 lety +40

      This is also obvious in hotel Transylvania 2.

  • @MonikaLover
    @MonikaLover Před 5 lety +5695

    The first Hotel Transylvania movie is actually pretty good, but then the 2nd and 3rd one were just cash ins

    • @wetjerry3267
      @wetjerry3267 Před 5 lety +416

      Especially the third one!

    • @skyj2172
      @skyj2172 Před 5 lety +496

      Hotel transylvania: Really Good
      Hotel Transylvania 2: Pretty damn good
      Hotel Transylvania 3: Absolute Dogshit.

    • @veryberryblue8454
      @veryberryblue8454 Před 4 lety +16

      dkjsbiavrubdhd ah, a man of culture

    • @toasterwitch5475
      @toasterwitch5475 Před 4 lety +14

      True

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 Před 4 lety +81

      Yeah, Hotel Transylvania is one of those cash-grab franchises that just got worse as the series went on.
      Like Hotel Transylvania 1 had a lot more problems than people want you to think, but at least it’s praise is justifiable since there was a Twilight jab and it sometimes tried to be heartfelt. *Nostalgia Critic fanbrats like Sergio Jurado threaten to bash me like someone who’s just jealous of the “it’ just for kids” excuse, and when they try to do that, they are punished forever, unless they can improve upon the error of their ways)*

  • @HellBorn99
    @HellBorn99 Před 4 lety +870

    You forgot to sin one part.
    After the scene at 7:10, they both hide behind the chimney and Mavis somehow manages to look at the sun without actually being hit by the sunlight.

    • @sammyhampster6141
      @sammyhampster6141 Před 2 lety +9

      And when the screen pans behind them you can't see the chimney

    • @MyVwccStar2023
      @MyVwccStar2023 Před rokem +1

      I thought that was because she was standing behind Johnny...Johnny was basically blocking the sun from hitting her at least that's what I thought

    • @HellBorn99
      @HellBorn99 Před rokem +1

      @@MyVwccStar2023 Even if she was she would only be able to see the sun if she was looking at it, and there's no way to do that without getting hit by light

  • @Caski16
    @Caski16 Před 5 lety +1456

    6:28 i know that tecnicly he is saying "you will remember nothing of this encounter", but with the accent and the way he say it, am i the only one who thinks he say "you will remember nothing of the sin counter"?
    Is dracula aware of being a movie and trying to get sin reductions?

  • @littlemeap7418
    @littlemeap7418 Před 5 lety +870

    Did anyone hear Dracula say
    “You remember nothing of this sin counter.”

  • @The_golden_drummer
    @The_golden_drummer Před 5 lety +661

    "Don't you bring E.T. into this Mavis, don't you dare! DAMNIT!!!" Classic!

    • @homelesshannah50
      @homelesshannah50 Před 4 lety +1

      They act like a movie can't use a moon and it NOT be associated with ET that film does not OWN the fucking moon or a moon shot so the moon is fair game. Fuck off CinemaSins in fact they can go fuck themselves

    • @ihavelemonade5640
      @ihavelemonade5640 Před 4 lety +11

      @@homelesshannah50 then why are you watching this if you hate cinemasins? You seem like someone who eats the whole fucking meal at the restaurant and then says it was horrible

    • @idk-uv7mt
      @idk-uv7mt Před 3 lety +2

      @@ihavelemonade5640 huh?

    • @ihavelemonade5640
      @ihavelemonade5640 Před 3 lety +2

      @@idk-uv7mt someone probably deleted their comment, idk it was 7 months ago

    • @ThatGurlXD-ti6zr
      @ThatGurlXD-ti6zr Před 3 lety +1

      love your pfp

  • @PhoenixKnight777
    @PhoenixKnight777 Před 3 lety +274

    The only good joke in this movie is the “That’s kinda racist” joke.

    • @i-am-qwerty
      @i-am-qwerty Před 3 lety +6

      yeah

    • @riffraff7942
      @riffraff7942 Před 2 lety +15

      I beg to differ. I chuckle at a lot of different points in this movie

  • @DamnDaimen
    @DamnDaimen Před 6 lety +491

    Shoulda removed a sin for the adorable little girl werewolf, then added it back for shamelessly exploiting cuteness.

    • @cryptidcreates9942
      @cryptidcreates9942 Před 6 lety +17

      DamnDaimen
      Agreed.

    • @jordaannelson2628
      @jordaannelson2628 Před 5 lety +1

      Fuck you everybody stop fucking sinning movies it's just pissing me off by this point

    • @bigolravioli7171
      @bigolravioli7171 Před 5 lety +10

      @@jordaannelson2628 Do you think replying to a video that's 8 months old will help with your "issue"?

    • @jordaannelson2628
      @jordaannelson2628 Před 5 lety +1

      @@bigolravioli7171 I don't know maybe CinemaSins will actually see this you never know

    • @tvfort8886
      @tvfort8886 Před 5 lety +6

      Jordaan Nelson fucking idiot

  • @LesbianWitchAcademia
    @LesbianWitchAcademia Před 4 lety +106

    Quick note about mind controlling through the airplane glass: It's implied the reason it didn't work on Johnny was because his contacts change the way light enters his eyes, thus messing up drac's mind control. Windows wouldn't have that problem.

  • @maddyraito1260
    @maddyraito1260 Před 4 lety +380

    Can we add 100 sins for Dracula's russian accent when he was actually romanian? (and no, romanian accent is not the same as russian, guaranteed)

    • @Robynhoodlum
      @Robynhoodlum Před 3 lety +55

      I guess I’m bad at recognizing accents. I thought they were just spoofing the standard “Dracula” accent.

    • @Rynewulf
      @Rynewulf Před 2 lety +6

      He's doing a Bela Lugosi impression from the old Dracula movies, so it's actually Hungarian

  • @andreagadaleta
    @andreagadaleta Před 4 lety +236

    when dracula said “this encounter” i for real thought he said “sin counter” no joke

  • @Berd
    @Berd Před 6 lety +2281

    1:50
    He gives the couple of tiny little gremlin people (of which have a total of 4 (four) arms) just ONE pamphlet. Only seconds later we see him give a pink fish beast (who has a total of 4 (four) arms) 4 pamphlets all to himself. Why did this not get mention?

  • @caballogaming
    @caballogaming Před 6 lety +955

    6:25 You will remember nothing of the Sin Counter.

  • @boysansbacher
    @boysansbacher Před 5 lety +316

    6:25 _You remember nothing of this *Sin Counter*..._

  • @SanguiniCore
    @SanguiniCore Před 4 lety +182

    8:06 Wait, Quasimodo is a human made of flesh with physical deformities, theres no WAY he wouldn't break and bloody up his foot, kicking *a knight made of solid metal...*

    • @thedude8457
      @thedude8457 Před 3 lety +3

      He’s clearly not human

    • @vin_ce_nt_
      @vin_ce_nt_ Před 3 lety +3

      @@thedude8457 he is

    • @thedude8457
      @thedude8457 Před 3 lety +2

      @@vin_ce_nt_ no he ain’t

    • @vin_ce_nt_
      @vin_ce_nt_ Před 3 lety +3

      @@thedude8457 he is

    • @Bilal2303
      @Bilal2303 Před 2 lety +2

      haha yes i do love when a movie about literal monsters is not realstic

  • @shellywientge3633
    @shellywientge3633 Před 6 lety +828

    IT TOOK MAVIS 118 YEARS TO BE THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF 18. THERE IS SO WAY MAVIS AND JOHNNY CAN AGE TOGETHER HE WILL DIE WHEN SHE STILL LOOKS MID TWENETIES

    • @probablyseth3565
      @probablyseth3565 Před 6 lety +163

      Shelly Wientge having a girl friend who looks 20 for as long as you live is every man's dream.

    • @breea8235
      @breea8235 Před 6 lety +96

      They’ll probably bite him to turn him

    • @LtBasil
      @LtBasil Před 6 lety +71

      If she bites him won't he become a vampire too, though? Then they can age together.

    • @TieflingKumasi
      @TieflingKumasi Před 6 lety +14

      fusion master You know what they say about college girls…

    • @StashaSLW
      @StashaSLW Před 6 lety +50

      Wonder how her son will age.

  • @MidwestSirenProductions
    @MidwestSirenProductions Před 6 lety +476

    Not gonna lie, but I totally thought Drac at 6:28 said "You will remember nothing of the sin counter" geez I think he'd be good at CinemaSins!

  • @almightyk11
    @almightyk11 Před 5 lety +85

    6:25 I'll admit, it sounds like he says "the sin counter" which makes that more hilarious

    • @RaphEnthusiast
      @RaphEnthusiast Před 3 lety +1

      Flippin’ heck everyone’s saying this

    • @almightyk11
      @almightyk11 Před 3 lety

      @@RaphEnthusiast Flippin' heck my comment is 2 years old

    • @melyheesch3015
      @melyheesch3015 Před 3 lety +2

      Well I think Dracula ACTUALLY said "Encounter".

  • @firefli9975
    @firefli9975 Před 3 lety +35

    "Legal bat lady turning 118." He was trying to get at it before they even got together.

    • @firefli9975
      @firefli9975 Před 3 lety +3

      Also, Adam Sandler rapped like a king at the end of the movie tho

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong Před rokem +1

      @@firefli9975 I thought you said "Adam Sandler Raped like a king"

  • @ry6870
    @ry6870 Před 6 lety +306

    You forgot about the fact that a little bat is able to fly faster than a commercial jet. Not much faster, but still fast enough to fly ahead of it to land on the front to mind-control the pilot

    • @madih4586
      @madih4586 Před 6 lety +18

      Rylee To be fair, it's not a regular bat. Its a vampire in bat-form with magical powers. Logic doesn't apply here.

    • @andrewkim9848
      @andrewkim9848 Před 6 lety +12

      Dracula: flies across the hotel lobby in a second
      Bat-Dracula: must be able to fly at the speed of a commercial jet

  • @Snowfang00andco
    @Snowfang00andco Před 6 lety +452

    My main guess for it to end with a song is because Selena Gomez voices Mavis and the creators probably said they'd pay her heaps of money to sing it. So they just added it for fans of the singer. This is the case for most movies that have a singer cast as a voice actor.

    • @imyuta2607
      @imyuta2607 Před 6 lety +5

      Ah, very clever Sony, but I won’t buy it.

    • @metageek7878
      @metageek7878 Před 6 lety +5

      I think the movie is ok but yeah Quasimodo being a monster bugs me alot

    • @jessenathan9346
      @jessenathan9346 Před 8 měsíci

      If they added it for fans of Selena, then how come she barely sings in it?

  • @miaraeparson3301
    @miaraeparson3301 Před 5 lety +33

    5:31
    I don't know why, but I always felt bad for this old lady monster.

  • @shivertooth9133
    @shivertooth9133 Před 3 lety +27

    The fact that he added 20 sins AFTER the poop jokes that already happened is startling

  • @jonahkey9313
    @jonahkey9313 Před 6 lety +117

    You will remember nothing of this encounter.
    You will remember nothing of the sin counter.

  • @jace1945
    @jace1945 Před 6 lety +407

    I love it when Jeremy does videos on movies he *actually* hates. It makes it so much more enjoyable.

    • @Nani-zl8mq
      @Nani-zl8mq Před 6 lety +21

      And the sins get even funnier like furious 7

    • @Jotatoness
      @Jotatoness Před 5 lety +13

      Honestly it just makes him seem like more of a massive dickhead

    • @Shadowkey392
      @Shadowkey392 Před 5 lety +17

      If he actually hated this movie, it would be at least 20 min long.

  • @dilflover07
    @dilflover07 Před 4 lety +258

    The first and second were pretty good, but the third was weird.

    • @dilflover07
      @dilflover07 Před 4 lety +33

      Sofia Dominguez twilight is the most garbage series ever, and any movie/book is better than it

    • @joeharris1580
      @joeharris1580 Před 4 lety +20

      @@dilflover07 yeah it's awkward when a twilight ripoff us better than the real twilight

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 Před 3 lety +10

      pomegranate tea Wrong. The third was f*cking terrible. Like, worse than The goddamn Emoji Movie.

    • @dilflover07
      @dilflover07 Před 3 lety +2

      Kryptoskillet oh wow, you think it’s that bad

    • @Rgb_A7
      @Rgb_A7 Před 3 lety +2

      yupp 1 and 2 my FAVORITE MOVIES EVER seriously but 3 no

  • @v0id278
    @v0id278 Před 4 lety +19

    when he says "you will remember nothing of this encounter" it sounds like "you will remember nothing of the sin counter"

  • @jaspr1999
    @jaspr1999 Před 6 lety +2276

    My wife & I watched this movie recently and while it is a fun movie, I can't argue any Sin you gave it... In fact, I think you missed a number of chances for Sins but I still enjoyed your video a LOT!
    Thank you!!!

    • @Perceptionreflection
      @Perceptionreflection Před 6 lety +43

      jaspr1999 I can, especially the one about 'luggage' when RIGHT AFTER THAT he shows the scene of them all WITH their luggage.

    • @CrickettoSantalune
      @CrickettoSantalune Před 6 lety +10

      Same dude, my GF and I constantly watch this movie series and we enjoy it everytime we do it :)

    • @maria.whiddon
      @maria.whiddon Před 6 lety +5

      jaspr1999 I love these movies and am excited for release of the 3rd on friday. And yes full of so s but I love them

    • @petrmatko6628
      @petrmatko6628 Před 6 lety +1

      Oke

    • @Quandry1
      @Quandry1 Před 6 lety +6

      See I may be unique but I think that these movies are proof that not even animation improves Adam Sandler's poor excuse for comedy.

  • @KatOwO2235
    @KatOwO2235 Před 6 lety +305

    am I the only one that didn't think of the toadstool joke when watching the movie? also, am I the only one creeped out and slightly disturbed by the sponge when it's soaking up pee and making creepy laughter?

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 Před 5 lety +6

      I got a toadstool joke...
      The Untimate Daredevil: Eh, the Hotel Transylvania trilogy is not my zing. I mean it. It has childishly cartoonish animation, eh voice acting, one-dimensional characters, lowbrow humour, predictability, wasted potential and desperate attempts to pander towards little kids.
      Princess Peach: HOW RUDE!!!!
      Me: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, PRE-BOOM AMY ROSE?!?!?!?!?!
      Princess Peach: *AND IF YOU HATE MONSTER FAMILY, YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!*
      Me: *has an aggressive mental breakdown*
      Much later...
      Me: I would still take Hotel Transylvania over Monster Family, regardless.
      Princess Peach: *sends the Lemmings to fucking murder me while losing it like she chose to in Super Princess Peach aka why it non-surprisingly worked WAY better when Yoshi and Luigi were Mario characters that got their own series*
      Sora: *BACK OFF, PRINCESS HATER TOILETSTOOL!!!!!*
      Princess Daisy (surprisingly not so upset): Welp, I knew my friendship with a (possibly) prissy princess would turn out topic no matter how much I make out of it.
      Count Dracula: Uh, Mavy? That costume is lit, gurl!
      Mavis Dracula: Yeah, to be fair, she kinda does look like me crossed with my actress.
      Princess Daisy: K den.
      Me: 😆💪👍✌

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash Před 4 lety +9

      I was creeped out by the sponge lmao
      The only poop joke that made me laugh even a little was the Bigfoot one because hey it's Bigfoot

    • @homelesshannah50
      @homelesshannah50 Před 4 lety +1

      @@khaotictrash I don't remember Bigfoot ever being THAT big and frankly it threw me off, he's supposed to be the size of Chewbacca not a fucking monster from The Mist. FOH movie

    • @homelesshannah50
      @homelesshannah50 Před 4 lety

      He likes golden showers so sue him

    • @burningfish156
      @burningfish156 Před 3 lety +1

      I guess even monsters have fetishes.

  • @brooketpwk4352
    @brooketpwk4352 Před 5 lety +205

    8:46 You could say
    They were Panicking
    At The Disco 😏

  • @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331
    @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331 Před 5 lety +18

    6:25 "YOU'LL REMEMBER NOTHING OF THE SINCOUNTER" 'no oats' is the original.

  • @Kore153
    @Kore153 Před 6 lety +36

    No sin on the werewolf child being able to tell the mechanical status of a car by smelling the shirt of someone that only got in the car?

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior Před 6 lety +7

      She might have super powers, like being psychic but needs the scent and not just an object that belongs to the person. Look, we are talking about a movie that has Drac with super powers; which makes me question why the first sin was a thing, it gets established later, Drac can just magic that sort of stuff.

    • @CrazyIshan69
      @CrazyIshan69 Před 2 lety +1

      Lol. 😂

  • @snoopabop3439
    @snoopabop3439 Před 6 lety +618

    speaking of quasimodo, do everything wrong with the hunchback of notre dame

    • @CrickettoSantalune
      @CrickettoSantalune Před 6 lety +5

      The movie itself is wrong

    • @jonusaguilar8156
      @jonusaguilar8156 Před 6 lety +28

      Most of the Disney movies don't even follow the original story either, so would that mean they shouldn't have been made as well?

    • @rightwhereyouwannab3
      @rightwhereyouwannab3 Před 6 lety +16

      yeah well the real stories of frozen and the little mermaid are fucking disturbing soooooo. this argument is kind of invalid. of course it's going to be different.

    • @rightwhereyouwannab3
      @rightwhereyouwannab3 Před 6 lety +5

      Sorry I wasn't talking about you. I was talking in general about people who think it's too different from the original story. Pretty much all Disney movies adapted from some sort of story of fairy tale that was originally very dark and twisted. So it's dumb for people to be mad about how one is different from the original story than others

    • @rightwhereyouwannab3
      @rightwhereyouwannab3 Před 6 lety

      Alessandra Flora no that's okay haha I can totally understand how it seemed directed towards you. 😋but yeah I totally agree. Idk I love Hunchback! I thought it was a good movie but idk. Everyone has different opinions

  • @84everfan90
    @84everfan90 Před 4 lety +52

    Thanks to Cinemasins reminding us that the only reason we like these movies is Mavis.

  • @trangtongmy7432
    @trangtongmy7432 Před 5 lety +93

    Why Dracula can't hypnotized a person with eyeglasses?

  • @MaximusLX
    @MaximusLX Před 6 lety +34

    "And if I had a bridge I would jump."
    Fucking dead 😂💀

  • @mrbaguette8745
    @mrbaguette8745 Před 6 lety +66

    6:26 I heard
    “You will remember nothing of this sin counter”
    Rather than
    “You’ll remember than from this encounter”

    • @720iluvxbox
      @720iluvxbox Před 6 lety

      Ender Pig102 same

    • @lotepamera9271
      @lotepamera9271 Před 6 lety

      Agreed, but nobody’s gonna mention the KIRBY SOUND EFFECT? (just kidding that isn’t a sin)

  • @Hond-od1lc
    @Hond-od1lc Před 4 lety +94

    3:48 is it just me or i just love how the movie character talks when he does

  • @JamesGarwood
    @JamesGarwood Před 5 lety +116

    The next scene after 7:05 she is watching the sunrise hiding behind the chimney, HOW IS SHE NOT EXPLODING INTO FIRE! The sun is reflecting in her eyes

    • @oldiesvideos1826
      @oldiesvideos1826 Před 5 lety +10

      It's also stupid that she is sitting outside during that hour, knowing the sun is going to rise.

    • @casperchristensen8354
      @casperchristensen8354 Před 4 lety +5

      Well I mean, it doesnt seem to be instant Death to vamps in this world so why would she.

    • @thedude8457
      @thedude8457 Před 3 lety

      @@casperchristensen8354 yeah but she should at least be turning to ashes

  • @MrKlausbaudelaire
    @MrKlausbaudelaire Před 6 lety +373

    technicaly Frankenstein was the scientist AND the monster, because since the scientist is his "father", the monster would have the father's surname as well.

    • @victoreaurel4795
      @victoreaurel4795 Před 5 lety +6

      :O that blow my mind!

    • @titusmccarthy
      @titusmccarthy Před 5 lety +6

      Shut up, assburg.

    • @lun4rsystem
      @lun4rsystem Před 5 lety +3

      This

    • @cosmicspooky
      @cosmicspooky Před 5 lety +8

      you could say he's...."Young Frankenstein"

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB Před 5 lety +12

      He's the monsters father in the same way I'm my cats mother. My cat has no last name because it's a cat. The monster has no name because it's a monster.

  • @saylorisabell2526
    @saylorisabell2526 Před 6 lety +57

    "And if I had a bridge, I would jump."
    Best line in the video

  • @riahdahn7632
    @riahdahn7632 Před 4 lety +22

    4:54 there is absolutely no way he says that I've never heard that before

  • @aevisprimedrg7297
    @aevisprimedrg7297 Před 3 lety +7

    This movie had way more effect on me than it should've. 10 year old Timmy saw this and thought all love was at first sight, and I still believe so. My love life is in shambles.

  • @Ivosferatus
    @Ivosferatus Před 6 lety +576

    Wanda: If only Martha would be here to see this.
    Dracula: ( *touches heart* ) She's always here, Wanda.
    *In your left breast pocket?!?*

  • @dirtypure2023
    @dirtypure2023 Před 6 lety +1654

    "Pay attention to the undead king ya'll"
    Satanism?

    • @sandbakk77
      @sandbakk77 Před 6 lety +57

      Jesus died and came back three days later. Died. Came back. Wouldn't that make Jesus an undead king? Lol.

    • @rj10ramirez
      @rj10ramirez Před 6 lety +7

      It’s just a movie guys.

    • @Mathignihilcehk
      @Mathignihilcehk Před 6 lety +9

      PikachuchuTrain he also intends to come back and judge all the souls and murder 1/3 of the earth... repeatedly. Oh, and when he does that, people will be unable to commit suicide even though they want to. Undead king sounds about right.
      Always makes me smile when people say “I can’t wait for the Lord to come back.” Me neither. It’s going to be a blood bath more gruesome than ever before. You’re going to want to be dead before that.

    • @Mathignihilcehk
      @Mathignihilcehk Před 6 lety +4

      > So you've never actually read the bible have you?
      Have you? Revelations is quite the read. But putting Revelations aside, Jesus himself confirms what'll be going down when he comes back in the Gospels plenty of times. He even mentioned going out of his way to cut it short, because otherwise there'd be zero survivors.
      I get the whole allure of waiting for his return. Judgement is justice, and I do love me some good old fashioned justice. Frankly, I don't think his return will be bloodthirsty enough, but that's what the eternal second death is for. I mean, ultimately yes, he will establish a much better world with less suffering. But if you've read the Bible at all, you'd know that it gets much worse before it gets better... and you'd also know that he out-right *destroys this world* .
      People who long for his return most usually long for him to reestablish his rule... which he will do eventually. It just makes me smile, since they kind of skip over the whole "in-between" bit. You-know, the bit where Christians and Jews are universally persecuted. "Yes Lord, come back and establish your rule, but first send all of Earth's government on a mad-quest to hunt me down and kill me. I can't wait!" There's a reason Jesus said he is intentionally delaying his return to maximize those that can be saved. There's also a reason the people in Revelations asking God to hurry up already died once.
      Not to say that Christians should fear his return. They shouldn't fear their own death either. It's just funny regardless. I mean, as a masochist, I think being persecuted and massacred sounds like a fun little challenge. How long can you survive, or how brutal can you make your execution be? Peter was crucified upside down, by his request. Pretty sure not all Christians are masochistic.

    • @kolmorka
      @kolmorka Před 6 lety +2

      dirty pure Good video about how bad cinema sins is czcams.com/video/b9IBlbfjNH0/video.html

  • @Uziissmartestgorl
    @Uziissmartestgorl Před 5 lety +21

    "And if I had a bridge I would jump" XD best line in this video

  • @jojalopes
    @jojalopes Před 4 lety +10

    2:46 You can't talk about physics after you ignored a floating ukulele 😂

  • @divitagrawal9022
    @divitagrawal9022 Před 6 lety +289

    Its a shame they missed the "hotel california" joke.

  • @taydrabrookshire347
    @taydrabrookshire347 Před 6 lety +77

    Adam Sandler himself
    *Ding*

  • @agh263
    @agh263 Před 5 lety +14

    *sees something move outside once*
    “Oh no, we never go out there. Ever”

  • @jasonoliver7030
    @jasonoliver7030 Před 5 lety +58

    “Did you just reference Mavis as legal”
    Johnny a man of culture

  • @theDreadedBlur
    @theDreadedBlur Před 6 lety +45

    "Why did that hurt me?" seems* like the best joke in the whole movie.

  • @abduallahahmed8520
    @abduallahahmed8520 Před 6 lety +155

    *tHe PoWeR oF bOnErS cOmPelLs Y0u*

    • @fatimabibi2606
      @fatimabibi2606 Před 6 lety

      whats a boner ?

    • @remiiniscent
      @remiiniscent Před 6 lety +5

      Fatima Bibi you must be young

    • @thelegendarylkp5106
      @thelegendarylkp5106 Před 6 lety

      oh thats so sad

    • @SauceMeGud
      @SauceMeGud Před 6 lety

      Actually the most accurate part, though. Hot chick says "it'll be fun"? SWIGGITY SWOOTY TIME

    • @AntiLily
      @AntiLily Před 6 lety +1

      Alex Hodge very true. Me and my friends almost died laughing at the theater after she said it.

  • @caseyeast920
    @caseyeast920 Před 4 lety +53

    The answer to every question he asks is:
    Because its an animated film

  • @michellemccloy823
    @michellemccloy823 Před 4 lety +13

    I thought the same thing about Quasimodo.. he is technically human, so why is he allowed there? Because of deformities?

  • @topbreak38
    @topbreak38 Před 6 lety +190

    The creation named himself Adam and considered himself the son of Victor Frankenstein. Therefore, he would have taken the surname of the man he considered his father.

    • @aglove275
      @aglove275 Před 6 lety +2

      topbreak38 but he wouldn't go by his last name, he is a doctor or high member of society

    • @zaknafein_aconite
      @zaknafein_aconite Před 6 lety +2

      topbreak38 And I thought I was the only one watching dark shadows, this day and age. Thank you, Amazon prime...

    • @topbreak38
      @topbreak38 Před 6 lety

      Dark Shadows?

    • @topbreak38
      @topbreak38 Před 6 lety +11

      Never mind, I just Googled it. I've never seen Dark Shadows. Call me a nerd, but I read the book. I can't remember which edition though.

    • @safebox36
      @safebox36 Před 6 lety +20

      Actually he wasn't called Adam till the first movie, Mary Shelly referred to him as the monster and in the book the monster names himself "my father's creation". Hence, Frankenstein is the monster and the creator in the same vein as Sr and Jr.

  • @giggityking6505
    @giggityking6505 Před 6 lety +36

    Everything Wrong with SPACE JAM, WRECK-IT RALPH, THE SIMPSONS MOVIE, ROCKY, BOLT, and LAND BEFORE TIME.

    • @CrowAbode
      @CrowAbode Před 6 lety +5

      Giggity King YES

    • @rachael1090
      @rachael1090 Před 6 lety +5

      But there's nothing wrong with wreck it ralph

  • @CptRonSolo
    @CptRonSolo Před 5 lety +61

    7:45
    You gave it a sin for not making a knights of the round table joke and saying sir breaks a lot instead. But sir Lancelot is a knight of the round table... So they technically did make the joke u just didn't get it lol
    I still love you tho

  • @iteeoito3816
    @iteeoito3816 Před 5 lety +55

    Don’t you bring ET into this don’t you dare
    DAMMIT

  • @broadxpress2690
    @broadxpress2690 Před 6 lety +353

    You missed a sin!
    2:37 - "If Only Martha were here to see this".
    Batman: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?

    • @helloperson470
      @helloperson470 Před 6 lety +7

      Gaming_Hunter 90 MARTHA

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 Před 6 lety +37

      It's in the audio outtakes.

    • @natrea6697
      @natrea6697 Před 6 lety

      I think it was intentional by the creators - not a mistake

    • @Southern_Webhead
      @Southern_Webhead Před 6 lety +4

      Why did you say that name 🤬😤

    • @cleverpug1358
      @cleverpug1358 Před 6 lety

      this movie had a woman named martha, that movie had a woman named martha and that's a sin!

  • @keepmeposted25
    @keepmeposted25 Před 5 lety +34

    #104 - THANK YOU!
    Also I appreciate how little Mavis appears in the sins. She's my favorite character in this so I'm glad she's relatively "sinless" in your eyes too

  • @hiccuphufflepuff176
    @hiccuphufflepuff176 Před 5 lety +16

    When Dracula says "you'll remember nothing of this encounter" at 6:25 I seriously heard "you'll remember nothing of THE SIN COUNTER" and was like "wtf? That's actual dialogue, what kind of meta-witchcraft is going on here?!"

  • @rickrideout7116
    @rickrideout7116 Před 5 lety +8

    You didn't mention that when drac has his sun burn scars they just disappear as soon as he turns around

  • @karansharma2352
    @karansharma2352 Před 6 lety +81

    Dracula (In Adam Sandler's voice, of course) : There's nothing wrong with my hotel bleh bleh bleh

    • @CorporalPig22
      @CorporalPig22 Před 6 lety +5

      Dennis: Bleh blehbleh!
      Drac: I do not say "bleh blehbleh"

  • @Tyflow
    @Tyflow Před 6 lety +269

    Do everything wrong with Sherlock Gnomes

    • @CDHfilms
      @CDHfilms Před 6 lety +11

      That one put me to sleep for like 70% percent of the movie!

    • @Yhurga0
      @Yhurga0 Před 6 lety +7

      He has to give it 1 sin
      Because it IS a sin

    • @youpickwario1992
      @youpickwario1992 Před 6 lety +1

      Everything, everything is wrong with it.

    • @florbingo9871
      @florbingo9871 Před 6 lety +1

      Bigbobjone697 He mind as well sin every second of the movie.

    • @jeromeevans3637
      @jeromeevans3637 Před 6 lety +2

      CDHfilms how its a cinematic master piece

  • @oxxylooxxy5079
    @oxxylooxxy5079 Před 4 lety +12

    *"Dont bring ET into this mavis,dont you dare,damnit*

  • @marbizzy3158
    @marbizzy3158 Před 5 lety +30

    Hotel Transylvania...
    Such a lovely place, such a lovely place...
    Living it up in the hotel Transylvania

  • @andrea9342
    @andrea9342 Před 6 lety +51

    6:25 "You remember nothing of the Sin Counter"

  • @ChamberK-1
    @ChamberK-1 Před 6 lety +183

    I love the animation in this movie though. Something about it just really appeals to me. And you can’t deny Mavis is fucking adorable.

    • @plainlake
      @plainlake Před 6 lety +7

      Sinner/sillygirl did her right.

    • @White_Tiger93
      @White_Tiger93 Před 6 lety +14

      the power of boners compels YOU !!

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 Před 6 lety +5

      I agree wholeheartedly.

    • @zshocksoda1128
      @zshocksoda1128 Před 6 lety +6

      Zeco117 My 'thing' for goth women escalated in large part due to Mavis. Which is weird since I'm a nerd.

    • @Whofan06
      @Whofan06 Před 6 lety +5

      Yeah it really gave itself a unique style when it easily could have just not bothered. Moments like the way Drac walks in the caverns and the way he gets close to other people's faces are some of my favorite stylistic animations, if it's not really visual comedy it definitely still has something to it

  • @creepercraftguy5326
    @creepercraftguy5326 Před 2 lety +9

    I recently rewatched this movie because I remember hating it as a kid. Now that I’m older, I realise that l, yes, the humour is incredibly outdated and there are a wealth of cringeworthy moments, but the movies themselves aren’t “bad.” They’re actually all pretty enjoyable.
    This isn’t a critique of the video, it’s just an observation I had. I came to watch this video because of it and really enjoyed it.

  • @0oh_no
    @0oh_no Před 5 lety +9

    When Dracula says "encounter" it looks like "sin counter"

  • @whuttashame__
    @whuttashame__ Před 6 lety +235

    Wait in the trailer for hotel translavania 3 when he eats garlic he’s gassy but at 4:25 he says HIMSELF that his throat swells

    • @kimscott8044
      @kimscott8044 Před 6 lety +26

      Impy Dimpy I'm thinking he was only gassy because it's garlic oil not actual garlic

    • @jeaninelane6203
      @jeaninelane6203 Před 5 lety

      Impy Dimpy. That's what I said 😝

    • @henriquecarballoaranha9100
      @henriquecarballoaranha9100 Před 5 lety +13

      "Who needs continuity when you get Fart Jokes"

    • @arandomstrangerontheintern2954
      @arandomstrangerontheintern2954 Před 5 lety

      I was thinking that too! 😁

    • @Silentgrace11
      @Silentgrace11 Před 5 lety +13

      Eh, sometimes your allergies to something grows and wanes over time as your body becomes accustomed to it and your cells die off and reproduce. He may have made that diagnoses centuries before that point, and now it's only a gastrointestinal problem (obviously you don't want to try eating something again that you knew at one point made your throat close up, though).

  • @josephhillyard3040
    @josephhillyard3040 Před 6 lety +65

    This movie may not be the greatest animated movie ever but this is a Halloween guilty pleasure of mine with a great premise.

  • @Jrm-bd3nl
    @Jrm-bd3nl Před 5 lety +5

    8:19 omg I cant breathe 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @lanthelancer
    @lanthelancer Před 5 lety +4

    8:24 That made me laugh.

  • @jacksterling9258
    @jacksterling9258 Před 6 lety +369

    The biggest issue I had with this movie is....JUST BITE HIM AND TURN HIM INTO A VAMPIRE! WHY IS THIS AN ISSUE?!

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON Před 6 lety +97

      Jack Sterling THANK YOU! Seriously, why not turn him into a vampire and then BOOM! Problem solved, movie over

    • @greenman394
      @greenman394 Před 6 lety +30

      I am a PERSON It's still an issue, because I'm pretty he wasn't a vampire in the second movie either.

    • @killme6715
      @killme6715 Před 6 lety +23

      Maybe he doesn’t want to be a vampire

    • @greenman394
      @greenman394 Před 6 lety +27

      Kill Me So he wants to get old and die?

    • @hw_yozoraVODS
      @hw_yozoraVODS Před 6 lety +81

      why not? immortality, bat morphing thingy, boning the pretty vampire girl eternaly.
      i can't see any down sides

  • @almostyeet4569
    @almostyeet4569 Před 6 lety +30

    In this movie, he says that garlic makes his throat swell but in the third movie’s trailer, it just makes Dracula fart

  • @edgyusername4191
    @edgyusername4191 Před 5 lety +4

    Is no one going to talk about how the invisible man is always naked even when around children.

  • @leftyvideoproductions1805

    Cinema sins: *exists*
    Satan: “I just wanna say im a huge fan”

  • @PirateRadio79
    @PirateRadio79 Před 6 lety +209

    Wait, Esmeralda's a rat?
    ...
    Why?
    Why though?
    And Quasi's not a monster though-
    Oh screw it, this movie's dead to me

    • @chalkwarrior5542
      @chalkwarrior5542 Před 5 lety +1

      If it's dead then why isn't it a zombie?

    • @sketchingtophat9661
      @sketchingtophat9661 Před 5 lety +1

      His whole point was that he IS a monster... Read.

    • @Moonstar79
      @Moonstar79 Před 5 lety +1

      @@francescorobustelli4775 Yeah but they're probably going off of the Disney movie from the looks of it.

    • @y.9645
      @y.9645 Před 4 lety

      im a dumb fuck fof not realizing

  • @sly3047
    @sly3047 Před 6 lety +128

    At 6:25 I thought he said you'll remember nothing of this sin counter. 😂😂😂

    • @angelahardoyal63
      @angelahardoyal63 Před 6 lety +24

      spoop I can’t unhear that now 😂

    • @sly3047
      @sly3047 Před 6 lety +10

      Sweets And treats ikr 😂

    • @SailorYue
      @SailorYue Před 6 lety +2

      I'm hoping when cinamasinsins does the rebuttal of this he erases HIS sin counter

    • @sophiefilo16
      @sophiefilo16 Před 6 lety +1

      SailorYue
      That guy really needs to get a hobby....

    • @unsaltedpotatochips3411
      @unsaltedpotatochips3411 Před 6 lety +2

      spoop THATS ALL I HEAR 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @smallsnake4790
    @smallsnake4790 Před 5 lety +23

    We watched this in home ec. one time. Why?
    I haven’t the slightest idea. WHAT DOES DRACULA HAVE TO DO WITH KNITTING, MRS. TEACHER?

    • @homelesshannah50
      @homelesshannah50 Před 4 lety +1

      Nothing, Home Ec is boring as fuck and she probably just gave you a reason NOT to want to blow your brains out. You're welcome[says teacher]

  • @slimebot8676
    @slimebot8676 Před 5 lety +2

    Everything Wrong With Hotel Transylvania In *11 Minutes* Or *Less*
    * video becomes almost 12 minutes long *

  • @Maleficent-kb8jo
    @Maleficent-kb8jo Před 6 lety +57

    If you are going to do Hotel Transylvania then you have to do Hotel Transylvania 2.

    • @noctis8281
      @noctis8281 Před 6 lety +1

      i think that's more than obvious that's what they plan to do come Thursday.

    • @adra1017
      @adra1017 Před 6 lety

      virtual_kid true, in time for the third one this friday

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior Před 6 lety

      It is almost they are following the trend of sinning the previous movies of a franchise and doing them all before the newest part comes out.

    • @phienbean
      @phienbean Před 6 lety

      And 3 when it comes out

  • @armanbarat
    @armanbarat Před 5 lety +59

    You missed that drac suddenly healed from burning suddenly when he showed Mavis he brought Johnny back!

  • @drinkmoreoil
    @drinkmoreoil Před 4 lety +14

    1st movie: Really good
    2nd movie: Also good
    3rd movie: Wtf is this

  • @kkirby999
    @kkirby999 Před 5 lety +34

    1:40
    0/10
    Didn't say roll credits properly.
    #BringBackRollCredits

    • @plushblueep
      @plushblueep Před 3 lety

      Jeremy can wordplay in any way, shape, and form.

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 Před 3 lety +1

      he said roll undeadits.
      same thing, just with a theme thanks to the movie. he does shit like that sometimes.

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint Před 6 lety +641

    I'm glad Sylvania went through with the operation.

  • @realmgod8588
    @realmgod8588 Před 6 lety +57

    Just got a hotel transylvania ad right before this video. I cant tell if that is genius advertisement or complete idiocy.

  • @otaku_nerd18
    @otaku_nerd18 Před 3 lety +1

    When Drac said “You will forget this encounter” it sounded like “You will forget this sin counter”

  • @chaserjohnson2779
    @chaserjohnson2779 Před 5 lety +2

    6:28 It sounds like he said “You remember nothing of the sin counter.” *Half of the sins on the sin counter go away*

  • @witch01125
    @witch01125 Před 6 lety +15

    1:55 First, CinemaSins complained about the poop jokes and decided to sin them all there. Then, he said he did it so he wouldn't have to deal with that shit anymore. I can't tell if that was intentional, but damn.

  • @pection5136
    @pection5136 Před 6 lety +219

    I just wish they made the love between Mavis and Jonathan not seem so forced, i mean really.
    If your gonna make a sequel with them having a baby, atleast make it not seem forced..

    • @lukelichtenthal5407
      @lukelichtenthal5407 Před 6 lety +12

      Luigi Oh I’m sorry would you rather watch Twilight?

    • @calebp.walden5556
      @calebp.walden5556 Před 5 lety +20

      This is a late reply but the reason for the force love story is that there was an early draft where Jonathan was a Van Helsing, an enemy of dracula in many versions. So the love story would be like Romeo and Juliet story plot with Mavis, Drac's daughter and Jonathan (Van Helsing). But that idea was dropped from the final movie, but some of the plot points remain.

    • @lukelichtenthal5407
      @lukelichtenthal5407 Před 5 lety +8

      Luigi You want to talk about forced. Just look at Drac and Erica in The third film.

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 Před 5 lety +3

      Let's just face it. It is unacceptavle for people to praise supernatural-based franchises like Twilight and Hotel Transylvania because being very forced is something main about both franchises whether it be the romances or other age/gender stereotypes.

    • @lukelichtenthal5407
      @lukelichtenthal5407 Před 5 lety +5

      Kieran Stark At least Hotel Transylvania makes up for it by actually giving their characters personalities and being generally fun to watch. Something Twilight constantly fucks up at.

  • @djmindcrasher
    @djmindcrasher Před 4 lety +3

    9:34 scene deserves a sin off. I haven't had such a good laugh for a long time.

  • @SanguiniCore
    @SanguiniCore Před 4 lety +4

    4:44 *the husband skeleton is naked too and i will never un-see this logic.*